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[ex0rin]

yeah, you seemed pretty helpless without me 😏

[lovelybucky1]

NSFW Alphabet- Jake “Hangman” Seresin

warnings: gender neutral reader, mentions of public and semi-public sex, dom/sub dynamics, thirst for a cocky asshole, 18+ minors dni

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A = Aftercare- he isn’t big on aftercare, not in a traditional sense, that is. he wouldn’t make a point to clean you up or bring you a glass of water unless you really needed it, but he wouldn’t kick you out. you’d lay together while he basks in your post-orgasm glow that he caused.

B = Body part- hangman works out. he knows he’s hot and he’s not afraid to show it. every part of his body is his favorite. on his partners, he likes chests. no matter the gender, he loves to get his hands and mouth on his partner’s chest.

C = Cum- hangman cums to mark his territory. wherever he does it, wether it be inside of you, on your chest, your stomach, your back, your ass, or your face, he’s showing you who you belong to.

D = Dirty secret- he has a fantasy about fucking you in the cockpit of his jet. there’s no feasible way to make that happen, but the thought of the two things that give him highs like nothing else combined is almost too much for him

E = Experience- hangman is well versed when it comes to sex. he knows his way around and he does it well. the only way you’d leave him feeling unsatisfied is if he left you that way on purpose (more on that later)

F = Favorite position- the position depends on his mood, but he always likes to be on top. sometimes he’ll bend you over and press you into the surface below as he fucks you, while other times he’ll hold himself over you, your head caged in by his forearms.

G = Goofy- hangman wouldn’t be himself without the constant stream of sarcasm and teasing jabs coming from his mouth. the only way he could be “serious” is if he was really pissed off

H = Hair- he keeps his body hair trimmed, but never clean shaven. he never lets his facial hair go unshaven for more than a day or two because he doesn’t like the look of it, especially after attempting a rooster-style mustache

I = Intimacy- it really comes down to the nature of your relationship. if you’re dating, he will certainly be intimate if the situation calls for it, but if it’s a casual hookup or friends with benefits, there would be less intimacy but it certainly wouldn’t lack passion.

J = Jack off- if he needs release and you’re not around, he has no qualms with jerking off. he’s not picky about where he does it, and he’s been walked in on by another team member on more than one occasion, but it doesn’t discourage him. they probably enjoyed the show anyway ;)

K = Kink- he definitely likes when his partners respect his authority and follow his orders. after a long day of being ordered around and bested by maverick, he wants to be the boss at home. sometimes, though, he doesn’t mind if you question his authority because it means he gets to punish you in a way thats much more fun than push ups.

L = Location- you typically stick to the privacy of your own home but you aren’t limited to the bedroom. occasionally you’d go for a quickie at the bar, but those are few and far between. there is something about fucking you in maverick’s office after a long day of push ups that gets him going, though.

M = Motivation- hangman loves a good fight. weather it be physical or verbal sparring, it gets his blood pumping and the adrenaline flowing. he has a short temper and it’s easy to rile him up with some simple taunts.

N = No- hangman is an adventurous guy, but he wouldn’t be into anything that leans too heavily into him being the submissive one. he likes control and he may give you some slack, bur he doesn’t want to lose his hold

O = Oral- like the true red-blooded soldier he is, hangman loves a blowjob. he doesn’t get them often because his ego definitely doesn’t need the boost, so he jumps at every chance to get one he can. he doesn’t mind giving, but it’s not something he would do unless you asked for it first.

P = Pace- he’s always rough. he fucks you deep and leaves you aching for days. his speed changes depending on his mood, but you always know you’ll leave hangman’s place sore.

Q = Quickie- hangman is happy to take you anytime, anywhere. if you initiate the teasing in public, you have about five minutes before he pulls you off into a storage closet, bathroom, office, or another empty room to put you in your place.

R = Risk- you can’t be a top gun pilot without being willing to take risks. he puts his life on the line every day, so a little bit of adventure in the bedroom certainly won’t scare him away.

S = Stamina- hangman certainly doesn’t lack the strength or stamina to go multiple rounds. it takes a lot to physically wear him out, but he can only cum once or twice

T = Toys- he doesn’t use any toys for himself and he doesn’t have any that he uses on his partners. if they wanted to bring a toy into the bedroom, he wouldn’t be against the idea, but they aren’t really his thing

U = Unfair- hangman is a smug asshole who loves to see you suffer. of course he will tease you until you’re desperate, and even then he may not give in. he likes when you beg and plead and look at him with those adorable pouty eyes. god forbid you tease him, though

V = Volume- how loud he is depends on where you are, but no matter what, he is always saying filthy things to you during sex. when you have to be quiet, he’ll whisper in your ear, his hot breath giving you goosebumps. when you’re alone and volume doesn’t matter, he isn’t ashamed to tell you exactly what he’s thinking out loud.

W = Wild card- he isn’t above fraternization within the team. if you’re hot, you’re hot, and he can’t help the magnetic charm that oozes from his pores. he’s spent many nights with more than one flight suit left on the floor

X = X-ray- they call him ‘hangman’ for a reason. one night at the bar, he described it as well above regulation sized, and you were mistaken for thinking he was kidding. he may be arrogant, but his attitude isn’t compensating for anything.

Y = Yearning- higher than average, especially with all the adrenaline in his system after a day’s worth of flying jets and having pissing matches with his teammates. he uses sex to blow off steam, and he has a lot of steam to blow off.

Z = Zzz- it depends on the kind of day he had. sometimes he will pass out as soon as you’re finished and will be dead to the world until his alarm goes off at some ridiculously early hour the next morning. other times, he’ll stay up and talk to you, probably make some jokes about how desperate he got you and all you can do is roll your eyes.

[xseaxwitchxkpop]

NSFW Alphabet: Sub!Yeosangie Edition

A/N: I couldn't wait I had to do this now lol what is patience??? Also forgive any mistakes I wrote this at like 2am lmfao

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Doesn't matter what kind of sex it was, he will always be a content and giggling baby boy afterwards. He absolutely needs nose kisses and boops as rewards, like a cat, and needs to bury his face in your neck so he can smell your scent as a way to calm him and bring him back down to earth. He will also love it when you gently thumb his cheekbones!

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part on him is probably his hands just because he uses them so often to hide his face when he's flustered. His favorite body part on his partner would probably be the neck because he is another one of the members that values intimacy and there's something very sensual and intimate yet very possessive about his face and head buried in your neck.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't really have a strong preference for cumplay of any type and he doesn't have a strong opposition to any cumplay either. So long as you're having your way with and he's living his best sex life, he doesn't care if you spit his load in his mouth and make him swallow it or if you cum in ass with your dick or fake cum

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He'd only have kinky sex as a submissive with a partner he loves and trusts dearly so he's pretty open about want he wants and doesn't really have much of a dirty secret to keep. However, if you pull at his teeth hard enough, you will find out that the one fantasy he has been keeping from you is that he wants you to have him use a hollow dildo on you during his caging period for that extra layer of humiliation and degradation...plus you don't have to be punished when he is also being punished during this fantasy

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's had hook ups in the past, not a high count or anything, maybe like 5 or 6, but those were always relatively vanilla and/or had him in a more dominant position which he wasn't a big fan of. He knows what he's doing when pleasuring you, that's for sure, but in a solid relationship, he learned to let himself go and found that he absolutely CANNOT go back to even a shadow of a dominant position in bed.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

His favorite position is definitely cowgirl, with you on top. He loves that with this position he has easy access to your thighs and ass, the ease with which you can choke him lightly or more intensely, and the sheer amount of control you have in this position while allowing him to touch you because that's how he grounds himself, always has to be touching some part of you or you touching some part of him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Sex with Yeosang is light-hearted most of time, very warm, very giggly, very cute, and very humorous. He likes cracking jokes or delivering some dry wit and sarcasm in the bedroom because that's just who he is and he doesn't see why that can't translate to the bedroom. Because of this, I feel he would prefer gentle domination and a partner who should know how to banter well both outside and inside the bedroom. He does like it slow and sensual sometimes, but if he's in a very soft mood, he'll prefer sensual touches rather than sex itself. On occasion he does like it rough and fast, but it's gotta be a VERY specific mood for him.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Like the others, definitely trims but just calls it a day at that. He doesn't really bother with shaving all the way and doesn't care if you don't either.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Another member that values intimacy to the highest degree! Humor is part of how he connects with people and navigates the world, so the same is to be said in the bedroom. He loves when you make him a giggly mess with humor in the bedroom with and feels more connected each time. Surprisingly, he doesn't shy away from eye contact and he actually really likes it because it adds another layer of intimacy to the experience! Also forehead kisses...you might be the dominant one, but there's something so sweet and reassuring and very intimate yet possessive about subs giving their doms/dommes forehead kisses and that's exactly what he does to you! Every single y'all have sex, without fail, no matter how kinky or light.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

The only times he really jacks off is either guided masturbation from you or if he is intensely horny to the point it is literally interfering with what he has to do that day in which he'll just get it done and over with in the shower or a quick one in the bathroom. This has nothing to do with rules put in place, he just doesn't have a high sex drive despite his incredibly dirty humor.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He's open to trying most things, but not as many things as San. Some of Yeosang's kinks would include choking, biting, hair pulling, light restraints, sensory deprivation, voice kink, temperature play, edging, pegging/anal play, caging, light nipple play, marking, and nail scratching.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Literally any place he can comfortably lay flat because his fave position is cowgirl. One of his top favorites, however, is a rather large ottoman that he has to prop himself up on by the elbows when he leans back in a sitting position so you have to kind of sit on his lap and this forces him to use his lower body strength because he also has to fuck into you if you're fucking him in this position. Also don't forget, when the mood hits him, to rail him on a table or counter or coffee table or on a balcony window with him wearing a skirt and oversized sweater!

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You commanding him to do something with a gentle and sweet voice gets him going like nothing else. The best part is that you can do this in public very blatantly and none would be the wiser save for you and him. What also really turns him on is when you're very attentive and can read him easily without having to ask or say anything; you do that, he will pounce on you and be the best service top you could ask for.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Touch deprivation. I know I said he is into sensory deprivation and he is -- just more so in the sight, hearing, and scent departments, those he can handle. If he can't feel you somewhere on his body, whether you touching him or vice versa, he will freak out and immediately get pulled out of sub space, even if he's very deep in it (and being pulled abruptly from sub space or dom/domme space is very harsh on the psyche and can take minutes to DAYS to rectify and heal so is a very big no-no in the BDSM community). He also does not like to share at all; you are his and he is yours, no negotiation. He's a very possessive submissive because he trusts you with a side of him that maybe one or two other people know about and that is his safe space -- he cannot have others enter that space because he would no longer feel safe.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

If asked what heaven was, he would respond with you sitting on his face and tugging at his hair. That's his favorite position to give you oral! He also really likes when you go down on him because one wrong move and you could easily bite his dick...it's the power you yield with nothing but your mouth on his most intimate parts and a hand on his thigh and another on his abdomen.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

As I've pointed out earlier, light-hearted sex is what he likes best, so the pace is...moderate? There's nothing pushing y'all to be fast and rough and there's not an air of heavy emotion and lustful passion for each other so y'all just go at a pace that's matches whatever happy and joyful mood and banter is happening. On the rare occasion he does want it rough and fast, he wants to be brutally fucked until he can't think, can't make a sound, tears staining his cheeks, asshole gaping, and drool running down the sides of his mouth, panting to try to catch his breath.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He really doesn't like them. He prefers taking his time and having what could be called "care-free sex."

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He likes experimenting with new things every once in a while, but for the most part, he likes to stick with what works and if something new works well, he adds it to his rotation.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Can go two or three rounds, depending on his mood and level of exhaustion. With rough and fast sex, he can only take one round unless you decide to overstimulate him (which is every time) in which you can draw out two orgasms, one after the other. But then he is spent and it's aftercare time!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He's got a set of dildos and anal plugs, mainly to prep himself for you, but you'll sometimes use them on him to fuck him with unless you're using a strap on. He also has a couple of cock cages because he's into chastity and a couple of cock rings for fun, but other than that, he prefers good old touching and teasing with what you and he were born with.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

His teasing comes in the form of banter and benign insults, hoping you'll engage and respond with a hand on his throat or a quick dick grab. Other than that, he isn't much of a tease -- if anything, his partner is the tease to him because it's so easy to make him flustered.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's certainly not the loudest in the bunch, but if you hit his spot just right, he'll be moaning so fucking loudly that it could be heard on the planet Mars. For the most part, though, he just pants and lets out whimpers here and there, most of his enjoyment is shown through his body language and facial expressions.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He absolutely lives for wearing lacy lingerie beneath his clothing just for you. He doesn't so this as often as he'd like to because of his job as an idol, but when he can, he takes full advantage and wears a lacy bralette AND lacy underwear that does nothing to support his dick btw.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

His length is average but he is on the girthier side which caused you to have to work yourself open and up to his size. The first time he dove into you wasn't terribly painful, but there was a bit of a sharp pain that quickly disappeared into pleasure.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I'd say he probably has an above average sex drive, but not necessarily a high one. He is a healthy male who is in damn good shape, so it goes to say that his sez drive might increase a bit because of that. Anyway, sex itself isn't frequent but there are loads of sensual touches all the time -- he can't get enough of you in that sense.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

The atmosphere created with the typical light-hearted sex y'all engage in added with the sleepiness of post-orgasm bliss makes for a perfect concoction of sleeping medication. You're warm and content, he's warm and content, so y'all fall asleep in each other's arms. For the rough and fast sex, though, you have to make sure he doesn't fall asleep immediately so he doesn't go into sub drop, so you do your best to lightly tap him on the cheek and keep him talking, hydrated, and fed.

[imaginewarehouse]

Various Males x Fem!ExModel!Reader || Oneshot

Plot: You, a retired model get hired at Cloud 9 and, not-at-all-surprisingly, you get harassed by every allegeable (According to them) bachelor in the place- but god fucking damnit! You’re just here to get a paycheck??!  

“You can’t knock ‘em out, you cant walk away,

Try desperately to think about the politest way to say,

“Just get out of my face,”, “Just leave me alone,”

“And no you cant have my number,”,

“Why?”

“Cuz I lost my phone.”

(Inspired by Lily Allen’s Knock ‘Em Out)

Includes (In order of appearance after the introduction bit): Sal Kazlauskas, Garret McNeil, Tate Staskiewicz, Isaac (And I think my favouritism here definitely bleeds through*Cough*), Elias Greene, Cory, Jonah Simms, and Marcus White.

Warnings: Sal, harassment (They leave after you say no though. Just to be sure) 

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“And uh, yeah one last thing before we all hop off to work! We have a new Cloud 9 family member. Y/N! Would you like to stand up?” Glenn, the lovely man who took your interview a week ago and then went out of his way today to look for you out front in the morning to show you around quickly and guide you through clocking in, finds you in the crowd of workers and gestures for you to stand.

Oh, uh- uhh, okay! Up we get, then, you think as you stand up like he said and take a look around at all the judging eyes, which normally wouldn’t phase you but here is a lot scarier than what you’re used to. This an entirely different environment to getting up at a modelling gig- you know nothing about working this kind of job! You’ve never done it, so, you’re afraid they’ll judge you right off the bat and make it difficult for you to ask questions. And you can’t keep bothering Glenn- he has more important things to do.

Oh god, you hear whispering. You peer around. Where is that coming from?-

“This is Y/N L/N! She’ll be working with Go back’s today,” Right, Go Back’s Easy enough; Glenn explained them earlier before the meeting started. “So if you see her in your area- be sure to say hello and see if she needs some help, K? Good. We’re jazzed to have you with us Y/N.”

“Thank you!” You quip quickly, then sit down and focus on Glenn again, hoping dearly at the same time that attention disperses from you immediately.

Glenn smiles, glancing down at his clipboard for any last-minute messages. “Okay! I think that’s it, so- “

The whispering from before suddenly cuts off. “Uh yeah, question?” Glenn stops short when a man in the back kind of rudely cuts him off, but sighs out a ‘Yes, Marcus?’ as the woman beside him - Dina, - rolls her eyes severely. Oh, you let a tiny ghost of a smirk slip over your lips. That’s kind of a reaction, isn’t it? “Yo- new girl.” What- me- w h y- You immediately get awkward again and twist around in your chair, but don’t really know who to look at. Luckily the tall brunette in the warehouse uniform is pointing, so you figure it out pretty quick that that’s who you’re looking for, and calm down. Mostly. 

Yeah? You raise one eyebrow. “Hi?”

He grins back to the right and the left of him, to his equally pleased buddies and pals, before raising a Vogue magazine- and it’s the issue on which you scored the front page. Jeez, that was months ago! “Is this you?”

A chorus of ‘Ohhhhh’ and general excitement travels around the room and for the first time ever, you’re half ashamed to admit that yes that is you. In your usual circle this is something to be proud of… but you get that it isn’t really like that, in non-modelling circles. In fact, it could be something to be embarrassed about.

Especially seeing that oh dude and his gang of Michael Myers fashion wannabes look like a hungry, dim-witted, wolves rather than plainly interested about your modelling career.

But, still, you smile politely and nod. Hopefully it’ll be forgotten before the afternoon, at least. “Yeah, that’s me.”

“Nice.”

Hmm… you really, really hope that it’s forgotten soon, at least, as you turn back around to face the front again as Glenn sends everyone off to work. Because if not, then these boys are going to learn the hard way that models take self-defence classes religiously.

Or at least you are going to have a very uncomfortable day, which is just great. You groan inwardly at the thought, as you gather up your coffee from the table beside you and drop it in the trash can on the way out.

~

You’re just doing your own thing and someone

Comes out of the blue,

They’re like,

“Alright”

But he’s saying

“Yeah can I take your digits?”

And you’re like, “No, not in a million years, you’re nasty.

Please leave me alone.”

There’s already so many Go Back’s! You think excitedly, as you get to work looking for where things should be. You’re glad to have something to do- at your first job with Chuck E Cheese, before you got into the modelling thing, you were basically useless the first day because you weren’t allowed to grill yet, you didn’t know how to assemble, and they didn’t want you out on the floor for the birthday party that was happening, in fear that you would mess up royally. So you just sat around trying not bother anyone, and that felt terrible. So, wandering the aisles of Cloud 9 with a full shopping trolley searching for products and neatening things up? Sounds like a good deal to you. Yes please.

“Uhh, hi.”

You practically jump entirely out of your skin, hearing the voice right beside you and whip your head around to see a balding guy in a blue Cloud 9 jacket. Is this man licking his fingers!?

“Uh,” You step back with your brightest, most polite smile, picking something up from the Go Back’s cart and rounding it to put it between you and the man, before acting like you’re stupid enough to be putting barbecue sauce in the Barbie section, and then… “Oh, oops! Silly me!” You flash the guy a nervous look. “I’m still working things out… “

Well? Better to look like an absolute idiot, then be standing within grabbing radius of the creepy man licking his fingers that you’re all alone in the middle of an empty aisle with. “Um… so, what’s up? Did someone send you to find me, or… am I doing something wrong? You know better than me, after all!”

“No… “His gaze licks up your form and if it weren’t for all your ‘training’ in staying still and not feeling this kind of thing- you absolutely would have wigged out. “You’re doing fine… Just wanted to see you.”

Boy- if anyone else could see your face right at this moment, full of disgust and mild horror, you’re sure you would be YouTubes next hit. Or a meme. “Oh… “You nervously chuckle. “Um, well, I’m gonna… go… “You pull the trolley around so that you can back up out the back of the aisle and escape through stuffed toys, into the open but his hand comes down on the other end of the trolley- stopping it. Before you can stop yourself, verbal diarrhoea spews from your lips. “Glenn has my resume- there’s a photo on there you can have.”

“That’s okay I prefer them to be breathing.” Both his hands are on the end of your trolley now, tight so his knuckles turn white, and he’s breathing unnecessarily heavy. He’s even leaning over the trolley some like his body really can’t handle whatever terrible heat is plaguing it right now. Oh god, oh god oh god oh god… this is so gross.

“Well, that’s… u-understandable...”

He looks up into your eyes, now, and doesn’t blink. Who the hell is this guy?! “Say… “ Oh no, oh no- he’s coming around the trolley-he’s coming around-he’s close-too close-too close-mayday-MAYDAY- Slowly, in your face, he licks up his thumb, makes an ‘Mm,’ sound, and you deeply wince; So much so in fact that one of your eyes completely closes. “Could I take your phone number?”

You absolutely couldn’t have helped what happened next if you had wanted to.

“Eeeeuuuwwwwwwww no not in a million years, your nasty, please leave me alone!!” You exclaim in a high voice before abandoning the trolley and rushing off to customer service.

~

“No you cant have my number,”

“Why?”

“Cuz I lost my phone.”

By the time you got to the front desk, you had basically calmed down and were mostly just stressed that you left the Go Back’s behind- but still must look troubled as the guy manning the front desk makes a confused, half-concerned but mostly intrigued kind of face at you as you stop there. You’re about to explain your appearance - that or just shrug, not too bothered about reporting whatever mess that was. Not on your first day, at least. No way. - when his face relaxes, and he nods. “Ohhh. Damn, Sal got to you?”

Sal? Was that the guy’s name? You didn’t check. “Oh, was that his name? I was a bit too preoccupied by his eyeballs sucking out my soul, to notice his name tag.” Now that you’re thinking about it, though, you glance at this man’s name tag. Garret.

“Yep, that’s Sal. That’s just one of the wonderful things involved in working here that you’ll just have to get used to.” Garret grins, offering you a chill perspective with a side of cynicism. You sigh, truly feeling relieved that you’ve found a normal person and relax your back against the taller part of the desk.

“Brilliant.” The sarcasm drips off the tip of your tongue.

“You’ll have to deal with a lotta that here, though, looking like you do.” You turn your head to the side to look already exhausted just by the idea, at him. He shrugs. “Hey, I don’t make the rules. I just speak the truth.”

“God- I feel sorry for the other women working here.”

“Oh, no. They’re in a completely different wheelhouse to you. Sorry.” Garret leans on his forearms on the desk, and you roll over to lean on your shoulder and pay attention. “See, you’re a model- “

“I was a model,”

“You were a model- which through primitive male thought process makes you prime real estate. Whoever manages to ‘bag’ you, for lack of a better word I apologise, gets some serious bragging rights.” He shrugs, and looks vaguely apologetic but still some how shameless as this utter bullshit slips out of his mouth. “We can’t help it- some of us don’t even know we’re doing that, but we are. Actually, I’m probably the only one who’ll admit it… which… kinda makes me your best option. Self-awareness, and all that.”

Oh. A dry laugh comes out of you as you feel a text come through in your back pocket and pull out your phone. As you see that its not an urgent message, you immediately put the phone back and glance around for any supervisors before returning to your conversation with Garret. “Oh- of course it does.”

“Exactly!” He grins, and you can’t tell through his expression at all whether he’s genuinely this clueless or if he’s just shooting his shot. “So- “

“No, you can’t have my number.”

“Why?”

Deadass, in a very monotone voice, you say: “I lost my phone.”

Then the two of you just have a stare off for a minute. Garret because he just saw you use your phone, and you because you wont back down.

~

“Oh yeah, actually yeah I’m, I’m pregnant. I’m having a baby in like 6 months, so no. Yeah, yeah… “

“You know,” The chemist pipes up from behind the Pharmacy desk as you put back some pill boxes he said were fine to return to the shelves, and you glance over at him to show you’re listening, and check his name tag. “I myself considered a career in modelling, before this. People even say, now, that I could model.”

Oh boy. You think, fighting not roll your eyes. And how old are you? Early 30’s? I don’t think so buddy.

“Oh, well, I wouldn’t recommend it.” You flash him a nervous grin before returning to your shelving. “You’re good for, like, 3 years. But then you hit 22 and unless you look like Victoria Justice shared with you whatever youth fountain she got chucked into, then you have to find something else to do with your life- despite having nothing to fall back on.” Okay… so… I might be a bit bitter.

Tate chuckles - and oh boy, he sounds just like your old manager. Totally fake, -, hiding his hands in his lab coat pockets. “Yeah, you’re probably right… Besides, I got the better end of the deal, anyway. Doctor for the doctors, they call us.” They call Pharmacists that? Who? That’s news to you. “Ahhh, yeah… I’m doing pretty well for myself.”

“Yep.” Forcing a fake smile his way, you leave the shelf you were stocking and get closer to the desk to stock another, as Tate’s eyes follow you waiting for encouragement of some kind. Doesn’t he have a job to do?? “You chose well!”

“Yeah, thanks. I know.” Ffffff-f a r out. This guy! “You know, you and me, we’d make a good couple.”

Oh? Dear god? You pause your shelving in surprise at the bomb this man has just dropped so casually, fish oil tablets paused on their journey to the shelf mid-air. Could Garret’s crazy-pants theory have been right?

“Ohh,” You giggle nervously, returning to work a bit faster now. “I don’t know. I think for a pharmacist like you, I would envision, like… “An actual doctor? No, I can’t say that. “A personal trainer, or something. Keep you both healthy all-round, you know? Now that’s a power team.” As long as that personal trainer has humility enough for the both of them, at least.

“Mergh,” He makes a face, like ‘What the heck are you talking about??’, before shaking his head of the things you just said and leaning over the desk towards you. You keep packing, even faster now. Like the Flash. Go! Go! Go! Death Con 5!! “So, whadaya say? I could pick you up Friday after work, and we could head up to one of my timeshares?” He says that like it’s such a selling point! You think, fighting off the powerful urge to laugh but still feeling the panic deep in the pits of your soul. “Stake it out together for the weekend? Get to know each other?”

“Uhh… “Excuses! What are they? You slowly stop stocking, turning around to face him and crossing your arms. The man deserves to at least be faced as he’s rejected; You’re kind enough to give him that, at least. “I’d love to! But, the thing is… “Chewing your bottom lip, you think hard.

Ding Ding Ding!!

“The thing is, Tate… “You fake some nerves, now. “I’m actually, uh… “You look up, face relaxing. “Pregnant.”

Oh boy, the way that man recoils at that word, like a terrified, disgruntled, blonde hedgehog. You’re going to laugh so hard about it, later!! “Oh.”

“Yeah! Oh, I mean, yeah… I’m gonna be having a baby, in like, 6 months so… yeah… Yep.“ You shrug to him, as if its just so unfortunate. “Shame.”

~

She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away from the guy on a blag,

Can’t find a light.

‘’Here, use mine.’’

‘’See the thing is I just don’t have the time.’’

Ahh, lunch. Now you can check your texts! Hmm, you look through your notifications and gradually lose excitement. Mum… mum… mum… phone bill company… friend… mum again…

Ah, the glamorous life of the famous.

You roll your eyes, and get to responding to your mothers texts about dinner and when you’ll be home and how your first day is going, not noticing the not-so-jolly, not-so-green-(unless-you-meant-pot) giant approaching you. When you finally finish responding to both your mum and your friend, you put your phone away and start unwrapping your lunch- a typical ham sandwich that you’re actually pretty excited about. That’s one good thing about your sudden drop in financial status; You can put in your damn sandwich as many pieces of ham and cheese as you like. Grinning excitedly, you pick it up and have it halfway to your mouth before another person - a very heavy, large person, - drops down beside you on the bench you’ve commandeered behind the store. You close your mouth without any delicious lunch inside it and look up, politely to the person who’s joined you.

And all you can think, is wow.

He could put you in a suitcase and walk off with you right now and have no problems.

That’s wow.

“Hi! I’m Y/N,” You introduce yourself, offering a hand for him to shake.

“I know.” Oh, well yeah okay that’s understandable. Glenn did introduce you to everyone this morning. Despite the man’s less-then-excited response, he takes your hand in his and shakes. It makes you all giddy inside, honestly. So b i g. “Names Isaac.”

Do you remember Isaac in the breakroom this morning? You wrack your brain for him, because surely if he was there you noticed him-

Oh. Yep, you remember him. He was one of that Marcus-Dude’s pals chuckling and whispering behind him. He was one of the men that had the magazine with you on the front, and if there’s one thing you know about men who carry Vogue in their locker’s it’s that they fit into only 2 groups- interested in fashion, obviously… and interested in the women. And this man clearly is not interested in fashion. Immediately, on this realisation, you feel disappointed- you really could have liked this man right off the bat…

But it looks like he’s just going to be another of the men at this store you have to get to know, before becoming friendly with.

“So,” He starts, and you fight off a wince. Hopefully, you don’t know what’s coming. But… the likeliness of that is not high. “You wanna go out, some time? I’m a big fan of your work.” He smirks.

“Oh, ha ha.” You laugh sarcastically, shaking your head and returning to your sandwich. You take a bite and- Ahhhhhh, so worth the wait. Oh my god. Food orgasm. “At least you’re honest!”

“Yeah, so is that a yes?” His face brightens a smidgeon, which is a lot seeing as he doesn’t seem to be totally all there, in the first place.

You look up at Isaac, and look apologetic. He was honest with you so its only fair that you’re genuine with him. “Sorry… “

“Ah- actually, I don’t know if this’ll change your mind, but I have 2 weeks to live, so… “

Never mind on that honesty thing, then.

Dull-eyed, you stare up at him. “… Uh-huh.”

“Its true! I have, uh, cancer.” He insists, nodding his head and forcing his eyebrows up his forehead all serious-like.

“Cancer.” Right.

“Yep.”

Right, time to look in the bag... You start to wrap up your lunch again - sadly, as now you’ll have to wait until the end of the day and the bus ride home to eat it, - and plop it back away in your bag, getting up and pulling out a cigarette instead- that should hold you over until the end of the day. “My lunch break is actually over, so I should go- Damn, where’s my light?“

Isaac rifles through his pockets until he pulls out an old looking neon orange lighter, and offers it to you. “Here, use mine.”

Oh, no. You stare at it like a deer in headlights. If you accept that, like you really want to right now because it’s been a month since your last smoke, then you have obligations to sit with him for another couple minutes, at least.

Aghh… You groan and whine on the inside, before making up your mind and flinging the cigarette into a puddle. “See the thing is, I don’t actually have the time-”

~

“Go away now, let me go.”

“Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?”

“Ughhh… “This one has been giving you looks all day, but had no courage until now to speak to you- but the thing is? He didn’t have the smarts, either, to take off his wedding ring at least before he decided to be a bastard and bother you. So you feel absolutely no regret about being exactly as dismissive or plain rude, as you feel. “Elias? Go away now.”

The nervous man, who’s been ringing his hands this whole time and stuttering through failed date requests that you pretended you didn’t understand because of his struggle, gets panicked. “Just let me ask!- Will, will you go out with me?”

“No.” You yawn, dropping a piglet toy into a basket.

“But!- “

Turning away, you start pushing your trolley along to get to the next aisle. “Let me go.”

“We can go wherever you like!”

Sighhhhhhhhh. You turn around and grant him an audience, putting your hands on your hips and raising you brows at the wedding band on his left hand.

“Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?”

~

“Please fuck off.”

Oh good god in heaven, they’re going bigger with their proposals.

“Y/N! Will you go out with me?”

This man, Corey, has grabbed the announcement phone now that you’re walking away, making you freeze like the dad possum in Over The hedge and seriously consider playing dead, too, as you slowly turn around to look at him again.

Oh, if only looks could kill- he would be so dead that even Vlad the Impaler’s victims would laugh.

This is your first day, and the fact that you’re being harassed by multiple stupid men is bad enough but now he’s calling attention to you like this? Glenn’s going to think you’re a troublemaker!! Jesus fucking Christ- you need this job! Corey continues to talk into the speaker phone, even as he looks into your eyes and sees his death.  “And… now… you’re looking at me like that, so uh… I’m just gonna… say please?”

… “’Please’ fuck off.”

“Yes ma’am-“  

~

“Go away now, I’ve made myself clear.

I don’t think so.

Nah its not gonna happen.

Not in a million years.”

Since the run-in with Corey and the following spike in your blood pressure, you’ve calmed down again. But now you’re looking into the two faces of a ‘Mateo’, who you apparently work with, and a ‘Castor’ who does not work here and is not shopping but is still in your face and is t h i s close to feeding that ugly tie to his cousin.

But, still, you’re going to stay graceful, because Castor constantly looks like he’s 3 seconds from pooing himself. “Now please go away, now… I think I’ve made myself clear.” By explaining, politely, that you aren’t looking for a man but thank you for the offer, Castor.

“Oh, but you haven’t heard what Castor does for a living! He’s in insurance,” Mateo explains to you, like this is some huge game changer. When you don’t react, he adds that there’s good money, insurance.

You almost laugh. Does this boy really think you’re such a gold digger? Boy- if I wanted riches then I could’ve easily become a C-Class actor who has no skills in the area, but is pretty so gets praised like she does- like a lotta my model friends.

Instead I’m here, at Cloud 9.

Come to your own conclusions.

But instead of saying that, though, you just shake your head nervously. “I don’t think so… “

“But!- “

“Nah… sorry, its… not gonna happen… “

“But Castor is- “

“Not in a million years… “

~

“Aw, no. I gotta go. My house is on fire.”

Now, at least this one is respectful, you think, listening to him talk about the products you’re shelving together. He had come over and offered to give you a hand when you looked confused, as a ‘Cheyanne’ had handed you a scanner earlier and then promptly ran off, despite your utter incompetence. You were so relieved that this guy turned up!!

“… so, you just punch in reduce .50, and scan! Its pretty easy, if you have it properly explained to you. I- I was actually in the same situation, as you! When I first started here, except I ended up, uh, reducing all the items in electronics to 15 cense rather than discounting it all 15 percent.” A grin spreads across your lips at the story, and thank god that Jonah had turned up before that happened to you and, with your luck, you got fired for it.

“Oh no!”

“Yeah- Amy, our uh, floor supervisor, was pretty cranky with me about that… “He laughs himself, resting his hands on his hips; Still looking nervous at the memory.

You look back down at the scanner you’re holding and shake your head. “Well at least you know, now! And thank you so much for coming to my aid, haha. I was so lost- you’ve been a huge help! A life saver, truly.”

“Yeah… “ He gives a cute little, reserved smile. “So, uh, its basically the end of the day! Hope you’re first day hasn’t been too strenuous. At the end of my first day, I know I was tired. But I got to go out with a couple of the other employees and have a drink, to destress. If-If you were free, we could… do something. Together.” Your eyebrows slowly raise up your forehead at that, and you turn to look up Jonah, sceptical. What was that? You sure have had a long day, and its about to get a lot longer if this boy is asking what you think he is. “Sorry! Sorry, that sounded weird. Um, I guess what I’m really asking, is… would you like to, I dunno, go out with me sometime? I know some great places.”

Oh, noooooo! You cry, on the inside. You thought you found a normal one!

Still, he is being so nice… The least you could do is let him down easily.

“Oh, Jonah, I actually… oh- sorry.” Your phone beeps in your pocket and you take it out quickly to have a glance - its just your mother… again, - … and suddenly get an idea. Feigning shock, you quickly put the phone away and put down the scanner. It’s time to clock out and go home, anyway, thank god. “I have to go! That was my mum, uh- I really have to go!”

“Wow, wow, wow, what’s wrong?? Can I help with anything?”

Oh… he looks so concerned. He’s sweet.

But before you can rethink your words, this living horror slips out. “My-my house is on fire.”

Oh god, you’re a horrible person.

~

“I’ve, I’ve got herpes. No- Syphilis!”

Oh thank god the day is over. Rolling your shoulders back, you kneel down at your bottom locker, open it up and take out your bag. Now you can go home and put on Gotham on Netflix, wear no pants and eat thin mints until you fall asleep.

When you get up, you aren’t watching out for a man to be standing barely half a foot away from you - Your mistake, obviously, - so you jolt right out of your skin when you see him and curse. What is wrong with these men? Does Cloud 9 offer complimentary staff ninja classes along with their lack of health insurance? Man, classy company. “Sorry!” You look up past the coveralls after stepping a safe distance back from him, and immediately feel dread deep in your chest. “Oh, hi. Marcus, was it?”

“That’s me! How was your first day?” He asks, seeming polite enough despite the fact that you’re cornered between tall boy and the lockers. And you’re too tired to try and slip away- this boy will get out of your way.

“It was good! Thanks for asking. I’m ready to go home and collapse, though.” You admit, shoulders dropping and a tired smile on your lips. Mmm… thin mints… bed… blankets… Cory Michael Smith… I can taste it… Marcus just needs to get out of my way.

“I hear that.” Evidently not quite as deeply, though, as he moves on pretty fast. “Listen- I was thinking if you’re into it we could… go out, some time.” He tilts his head forward to clarify, “On a date,”, in case that part hadn’t translated, and chuckles. “We could see a movie or get drinks, or something, I don’t know. How about tonight?”

T-tonight? The word nearly slips from your lips; All disbelief and tears and exhaustion, included. You’re so tired. “Um… you know, tempting offer, but um… “He looks so hopeful. It nearly changes your mind. “Not tonight.”

“OH! So like, tomorrow?” Oh christ- “Cuz I’m supposed to watch Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here with my mum, but… no, I can blow that off! So, tomorrow?”

You take a deep breath, not really knowing what you can say. “Marcus… “He raises his eyebrows, waiting for an answer. “… I have herpes.”

“Wait, what??” He steps back, nearly tripping over a table in his fear that just being near you will cause him to contract the disease, and you let your guard down in relief. Yep, for sure, definitely. If it makes him back off, then yes- you have herpes. You have a raging, festering case of herpes.

“Yeah! Or-“ Squinting, you pretend to sift through your brain. “Was it Syphilis?” This boys eyes basically bulge out of his head and you’re totally going to laugh about it later, but right now you have to get out of there. You waive your hand dismissively and walk on by him towards the door like you don’t have a care in the world. Before you leave though, you turn around a flash Marcus a big smile. “Either way, ew, right? Well, see you tomorrow buddy! Gotta go! Enjoy I’m A Celebrity with your mum.” Then you’re gone.

Tomorrow is going to be a much better day, once that rumour is properly spread.

[anisrightarm]

Fluff alphabet

Masterlist

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A= Attractive (what do they find attractive about you?)

Colson really likes your feet in both a sexual way and an SFW way, the way you move your feet can tell him if your happy, sad ect. Personality wise he likes your sarcasm, almost every response you make is sarcastic, he enjoys joking with you.

B= Baby (Do they want a family? Why/why not?)

Yes both him and Casie want another kid, Colson would love for you to have his kid, he already worships you imagine what he’d think if his kid was in your stomach. Colsons the best dad, always trying to give Casie the childhood he didn’t have

C= Cuddle (How do they like to cuddle?)

He likes to lay on chests, it doesn’t matter if it’s his chest or if he lays on yours, he loves the feeling of closeness this has, he melts when you trace his tattoos lazily, It’s his favourite thing about cuddling.

D= Dates (What are dates with them like?)

Colson mostly prefers to stay in and watch movies since he hates when paparazzi swarms you guys on dates, when you guys do go out you go to bars, clubs, even restaurants, the possibility’s are endless with the man that is Colson Baker.

E= Everything (You are my ____(ex you are my world, my life...))

“You are my light” Colson always says this too you, he’s had so much bad shit in his life, then you came in and his life improved in the domestic aspect, it was the first time he really wanted to settle down with you and Casie.

F= Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

Colson was going back on tour in a week and there was this pit in his stomach, that meant he had to be away from you for 6 or more months. Yes you could always FaceTime but it wasn’t enough for Colson, he hated being away from you, he’s never felt like that so Rook told him he’s whipped

G= Gentle ( Are they gentle? If so how?)

Yes despite his ‘bad boy’ persona he’s the softest when it comes to those he considers family, both you and Casie have seen a side of Colson that no one has seen. Just the nights when both of you have nothing to do and your laying on the couch wrapped up in each other and a movie playing in the background, his touch is always gentle

H= Hands ( How do they like to hold hands?)

Colson lives for the size of your hands in his, it doesn’t matter if your hands are smooth or not he doesn’t give a shit, he’s a pretty plain guy when it comes to hand holding, nothing much to say

I= Impression ( What was their first impression of you?)

When Colson first saw you he was impressed by your demeanour, how you hold yourself even if it’s a facade.

J= Jealously (Do they get jealous?)

Obviously, it’s Colson, he knows you can handle your self but the protective needs in him make it hard not to intervene, Now if the said person he’s jealous of starts to make you uncomfortable Colson will 100% throw a punch and not feel bad about it.

K= Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

Colsons kisses are passionate and at times rough of he just got back from tour. Both of you initiated the first kiss, you both leaned in at the same time

L= love (who said ‘I love you’ first?)

It wasn’t until almost a year into your relationship that one high party night Colson let it slip, he knew you were scared of commitment and to be far him as well that’s why you were so surprised when he said it you pushed it away saying how he was just high. The next morning Colson said it again so you knew he was serious.

M= Memory (what’s their favourite memory?)

Colson can’t pick just one memory as cheesy as that sounds, if he had to pick it would be when you surprised him and the boys on the early legs of the hotel Diablo tour.

N= Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

Colson will 100% but you the things that he sees you staring at even for a millisecond, he doesn’t care how much you protest he will buy that with no hesitation.

O= Orange (What color reminds them of their other half?)

You remind Colson of a soft purple, it’s pretty and relaxed like you.

P= Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

I don’t think Colson would be huge on pet names maybe like ‘Babe’ but I don’t think he’s call you anything extreme.

Q= Quaint (what’s their favourite non-modern thing?)

100% old cars, he’s a car guy he said it himself, if you asked he would try to teach you a bunch of old car things and how they work ect.

R= Rainy day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

When I think of Colson and rainy days I think of the fan fic Rain in LA by @colsonbakes (go read it😏) anyways I think if Colson had the day off you, Colson and Casie would be cuddled up on the couch watching a bunch of movies, overall just being lazy

S= Sad (How do they cheer themselves up/Other people up?)

When Colson’s sad he wants to be left alone whilst you always let him know that you’re there when/if he wants to talk, sometimes he likes you just sitting there with him.

If you’re sad Colson will rip a bunch of jokes, if that doesn’t work he’ll just hold you.

T= Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Colson had no limits when it comes to talking; if you want to hear about the album, boom you know, if you want updates on Casie, Done.

Colson tunes into your voice, he could be having a conversation and he’ll hear you talk and just pause the conversation and walk over to you, he doesn’t care what your talking about, he’s listening

U= Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Colson loves sitting by the pool and passing a joint back and forth between you two while talking about every and anything

V= Vaunt (What do they like to show off?)

I don’t think Colson would flex his fame, he knows he can but he doesn’t.

If you’re ok with it he’ll show you off because he’s proud that he scored a queen like you

W= Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

Colson knew you were the one when you dropped everything to make sure Rook was ok after a fight in a bar, he loves how close you are with his friends.

It would be a small but extravagant wedding with family and Friends only.

X= Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Solid gold easy action. I don’t know why it just is

Y= Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

Like I said before yes 100% he wants you to be his forever girl, it was a very fun proposal, y’all went to valley fair and then he proposed.

Z= Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

A snake no doubt about it he’d name it Zeke, it’s a ball Python.

This took too long to write🥲



[blu-joons]

DATING STRAY KIDS HEADCANON A⇴Z ⇴ Han Jisung

A ⇴ AFFECTION

Han can be very affectionate; he loves to give you cuddles and be close to you when he hears your laughter. His arm can often be found around your waist to keep you close into your side, allowing his head to rest against your shoulder.

B ⇴ BEFORE DATING

The two of you met at an awards show where you worked, and his eyes had been on you all night long. Of course, the boys were quick to notice and tease him about it, giving him the encouragement, he needed to go over and talk to you. There was no way he was going to leave that night without at least getting your number and name.

C ⇴ CONFESSION

Once he’d endured a lengthy pep talk from Chan, Han found himself walking over to you whilst you took a quick break from work, grabbing yourself a drink. He was super nervous as soon as he got close to you, introducing himself quickly without a little joke, before asking you If you’d like to go on a date with him. He was very confident, a quality that you liked in him, so of course, you told him your name, and put your number into his phone.

D ⇴ DATES

There was never a boring date in a relationship with Han, he loved to try new things and go to new places to keep you happy. He’s not really the kind of guy into sitting around to a meal, he much prefers to do something fun and let go of some of his energy. When he’s on tour, he’ll save one evening a week for date night as well, usually you’ll end up playing a game over the phone, anything that will turn into a competition. As long as the two of you are laughing, it never really matters to Han what the two of you are doing.

E ⇴ EXPERIENCE

He’d never experienced a proper relationship before he met you, he got plenty of attention from fans, which he loved, but he’d never been in a position to reciprocate the feeling. To begin with, he was incredibly nervous about how he was going to manage his time, with the group and you, but he soon found a way to make it work. He knew as an idol, being in a relationship was a huge deal, so he made sure not to let the fans, and you, down by making sure everything balanced out well, and prove that he could make a relationship work.

F ⇴ FIGHTING

You usually spend too much time laughing to fight with Han, but when you do, it’s horrible. He’s not one for silence and tension, he much prefers humour and jokes. Whenever he shouts, he feels so guilty afterwards, he knows you always mean well. If the two of you start arguing, he’s usually the one to walk away as he can’t deal with it, and then once he feels calmer again, he’ll come back home and talk. Your arguments would never last long as neither of you could deal with the awkwardness or the silence for too long before you’d go back to joking around and laughing with each other, forgetting all about it.

G ⇴ GETTING TO KNOW HIS FAMILY

You very quickly bonded with his family, mainly because they were pleased Han had found someone who could deal with his constant jokes. He’d always told you about how close he was to his family, so you were determined to make a good first impression, and thankfully you were welcomed much better than you ever expected to be.

H ⇴ HOME

Even though he was young, it didn’t take Han long to want to find somewhere with you. He always felt guilty that he had to bring you back to the dorm where the boys were, at times it didn’t really feel like either of you got any privacy. You’d tell him you didn’t mind, but that would never stop him feeling bad for not being able to give you a space just for the two of you without someone interrupting.

I ⇴ “I LOVE YOU”

Han was the first to say, ‘I love you,’ one day as you erupted at one of his jokes. Earlier in the day he’d tried it on Changbin, who didn’t react, and even though he wasn’t sure if you were humouring him or not, he loved how you always made him feel special. It was only once you stopped laughing did you realise what he said, wrapping your arms tightly around his neck.

J ⇴ JEALOUSY

He tries to hide it well, but Han can often get jealous when other people are around you, especially when they make you laugh, because that’s his job. You could tell when he was feeling jealous as he’d always hover around you and try and move you away from the situation. He could also make you jealous from time to time, he was well known as a bit of a flirt, and despite knowing it was all innocent, you couldn’t help but stand back and pout sometimes, trying to bring his attention back over to you .

K ⇴ KIDS

The two of you both knew that kids were a long way into the future, but that didn’t stop you imagining Han as a dad in the future some nights. You’d both agreed that it was something you wanted in the long run, but with so much to do before you started to think about a family, you were both grown up enough not to let yourselves run too far ahead and worry about something that was still so far away in your lives.

L ⇴ LAUGHTER

Not a single soul in the world could make you laugh the way that Han could. Just the sound of his laugh was usually enough to bring a smile to your face, especially at the end of a long day. His quips, and sarcasm would have you in stitches for the most part of your days. Whenever he could tell you were down, one joke would be all that was needed in order to make you happy again. Hearing the sound of your laughter too, was always enough to make him laugh too, knowing he made you happy, made him his happiest too.

M ⇴ MISSING

Going away on tour was never easy for either of you, Han especially struggled with the distance and not being with you. He’d always be texting you whenever he had a minute just to make sure you were taking the best care of yourself. You’d do the same with him too, understanding that sometimes it did take a little while longer for him to reply. Whenever he went silent in the room, the boys all knew it was because he was missing you, so they’d try hard to pick his mood up and remind him that it wouldn’t be long before he saw you again. If you both had enough time, he’d always make sure to ring you and see your face too.

N ⇴ NICKNAMES

He’s not the most romantic when it comes to nicknames, he’ll tend to call you something like ‘squish,’ because he loves how you always curl up into him, or how cute and squishable your cheeks look whenever you’re laughing.

O ⇴ OBSESSION

Han is absolutely obsessed with your smile, it’s the brightest part of your day seeing you happy, if he could see nothing else but your happy face forever, it would make him a very happy man indeed.

P ⇴ PDA

Being affectionate with you in public isn’t always something Han does, he’s respectable of where the two of you are and where the limits are. He tends to keep his hand in yours quite a lot in public, and if he feels he can, he’ll exchange a kiss or two, but he’ll never go too crazy, unless he wants to wind up his other members.

Q ⇴ QUESTIONS

The majority of Han’s questions are along the lines of, “Y/N, do you want to hear a joke?” He’ll always be following you around or calling you up to tell you what he’s just come up with, and make sure that it makes you laugh.

R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS

Han loved to often swap out items of clothing in your wardrobe for items of his own. He’d always encourage you to wear his shirts and jumpers as he loved seeing you in them. You’d often go into your wardrobe to grab a jumper to find it no longer there and see one of Han’s hung up instead. When he goes on tour, he makes sure to wear a few of them first so you still have a part of him with you when he’s travelling around the world.

S ⇴ SEX

You can count on Han to still make you laugh, even at the most intimate moments, you’d begin being romantic, but it wouldn’t be long before he’d tickle you or tell you a joke. He is however, very handsy, he loves to explore your body, and with so much energy, he can spend a lot of time doing so. He very much follows your lead when it comes to intimacy, if you’re feeling it, so is he, but if you just want to cuddle, he’s down for that too.

T ⇴ TEXTS

Whenever he had a spare couple of minutes, he’d be texting you, or checking his phone to see if you had replied. He’s not too pushy, but if you don’t reply within a couple of hours, he’ll be ringing you to make sure you’re fine.

U ⇴ UNIVERSE

You were the person that gave Han the most attention, and the most love. He always liked to bring smiles to people’s faces, but no one’s opinion mattered more to him than yours, and making sure he made you happy was by far what was most important to him.

V ⇴ VACATION

It was rare for the two of you to find time in your schedules to go on holiday together, but when you did, Han loved adventuring. He could never just sit down and relax, he liked to find theme parks, water parks, zoos, anything that could get him up on his feet. It didn’t matter where the two of you were, so as long as you were making memories.

W ⇴ WHINING

If you don’t react to a joke quick enough, Han will get very pouty and wonder what he did so wrong to fail in sending you into a fit of giggles.

X ⇴ XXXXX

He’ll always kiss you when he wants your attention as he knows it’s such a weakness of yours. He’s very playful with his kisses, and certainly likes to tease you. He’ll usually kiss your cheeks or along your jaw as they’re the most accessible places for him to get to. His hands will often keep position so he can be in control and make sure he gives you enough attention, to leave you wanting just a little bit more.

Y ⇴ YOU

You were his biggest fan, and for that, he knew he had someone special in you

Z ⇴ ZZZ

He’ll always like to be nice and close to you when the two of you sleep, his hand will often be in yours or resting around your waist to keep you close to his side, as long as you’re there, he’ll definitely have a peaceful night sleep.

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NSFW Alphabet - Rio.

GIF is not mine, credit to OG creator. 

He felt left out, so I made him one too! Everyone’s favorite money launderer is here with allllll his dirty secrets. Enjoy, frands! 

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NSFW Alphabet A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Rio lives to take care of you. You hold him down and after sex, he’s just as gentle and compassionate. He will wrap you in his arms and remind you all the reasons that his success is yours too. A warm shower and a cold drink await you after most sessions complete with take out from your favorite restaurant. 

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Rio loves his lips/smile. He knows a simple smirk can make you melt into a puddle. He isn’t above using it to manipulate you in the best ways. A slow lick of the lips, a smug smile, or a soft kiss can buy him a few hours if he has fallen out of your good graces. 

He loves your hips and ass. Your curvy frame fits so perfectly with his slender muscular self. He loves to feel you soft against him in bed as he runs his hands over your curves - leaving your skin electrified under his touch. He loves the dip from your back to the top of your ass, the perfect place for his hands in all situations. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

Inside or in your mouth - he finds your willingness to accept him in the most intimate ways erotic. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Rio loves to make movies. His favorite angle is when you’re on the bed, back arched, and ass pressed against him and he makes you fuck yourself as he watches himself disappear inside you. 

“Keep going, mama. I didn’t say stop.” The erotic sound of skin against skin filled the room as you rolled your hips against him, moans slipping through your mouth. “You’re such a good girl. Look at how you take me.” Your praise kink is on overdrive as you come apart beneath him - another Oscar worthy performance. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

His list isn't long, but he knows what he is doing. Always the gentleman, you come first, second, and third - he will leave your body sore and sleepy with his expert skills. 

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Rio loves you from behind - he loves watching your ass bounce as he pushes into the mattress. He lives for you on top too. When you just can’t wait any longer, and you take control. He lays back willingly, puts his hand behind his head, and watches you sink onto him - the stretch makes you bite your lip and lean forward. He will pull you close - holding your throat with ever so much pressure and thrust into you - leaving you panting and begging. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Sarcasm, mild degradation, and dry humor are Rio’s calling cards and they don’t disappear in the bedroom. He will make you drip with his words, and chastise you for being so needy. As you grind against his jean-covered thigh, begging for more, he will reprimand you for making a mess - heat running through your body as he slides his fingers over you, feeling just how wet you really are. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Appearances are important, so he leaves nothing to be desired. He’s neat. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Rio spends his days playing a role and with you, the doors open and his real self tumbles out. He presses his forehead to yours and whispers sweet nothings as you greet him from his work day. He is content to watch you play Iron Chef in the kitchen as you talk about your days together. He finds the most comfort in breaking down the walls and letting you - physically and emotionally. 

J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Rio may rub one out, because work has kept him away from you. The movies you create make it easy to remember how good you feel. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Needy, begging - Rio gets off on knowing you need him. It’s borderline codependent shit, but he loves it. When you pout around the house, your shirt tight and in just your panties, huffing and puffing while you wait for him to finish working is one of his favorite things. He knows you’re a brat, and he indulges in your tantrums, edging you until you slide into his lap, palming him through his pants and whisper how much you want him in your ear. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Rio moves in the shadows, so it only makes sense that he fucks in them too. Late nights at the warehouse have you laid across the table as he fucks you - erotic noises echoing through the empty room or you slide into the backseat of the wagon, sinking onto him as Mick waits dutifully outside as you chase your release. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Rio lives to provide for you, so being able to fulfill every request - sexual or otherwise - is his motivation. When the bills are paid, you have more than enough money in your account, and you can’t walk from countless orgasms, that’s when he feels most successful. When you came into his life, success suddenly meant something different and taking care of you in every aspect is his reason. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Rio is illusive, so threesomes are out of the question. He is invisible, and you’re really the only woman he needs. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

You’re a brat and Rio tames you on your knees as he fucks your throat relentlessly. He gazes at you through half-hooded eyes, watching you gag as you open your mouth wider for him. “Mama, just like that.” His hands thread through your hair, pulling the strands so rough that you moan against him - sending shivers through his body. “See, you can listen, can’t you?” 

On the flip side, Rio loves to eat you. He enjoys the feel of your full thighs around his face as you rock back and forth. You were so apprehensive at first, but he reassured you, “Darlin’, if I die underneath you, it will be the happiest moment of my life.” The feeling of power, yet subtle submissiveness in the act of you riding his face is a powerful aphrodisiac. 

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When he’s punishing you, he holds nothing back. You will feel every inch of him as he pushes you into the mattress or pulls you against him. Your skin will be marked and bruised, your ass sore from spanking - he will remind you he’s the boss. Yet, he has such gentleness when he’s reallllllly making love to you. His hands sliding over your breasts - just barely touching you as he kisses right beneath your ear, nipping and sucking as you moan beneath him. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

With Rio’s odd hours, sometimes a quickie is all you have and you will gladly take it any way you can. Sneaking away on lunch breaks is your MO and getting fucked raw in the parking lot by your crime boss boyfriend helps pass the rest of the day with ease. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Rio’s whole life is a risk, so it only makes sense that he takes calculated ones on with you. 

“When will they be here?” Your voice was soft in the dark car. “Not too much longer.” Rio threaded his fingers through yours - his thumb rubbing your hand reflexively. “Not too much longer, huh?” You inquired as you slid your hand over his jeans - feeling him grow hard underneath your touch. Your hands worked expertly to slide him out of his jeans - your mouth watering as you slid your tongue around his length. “Mami, now?” His dark eyes filled with lust as he watched your cheeks hollow - taking more in each time your head bobbed. Rio’s head laid back as you choked against his length, sliding your flat tongue, feeling each ridge. “Mama. Fuck.” His fingers pulled your hair - his tightening grasp directed your efforts as you felt him come undone - your throat filling with him. 

Sitting up, you wiped your mouth - a coy smirk breaking over your face as you realized Beth had been watching from the swing the whole time. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Rio can push you to your limits and he always makes sure you come first. You are more than accommodating and he spends his time worshipping you. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Rio is not a conventional lover, and he will gladly tie your hands - teasing you with the lack of touch while he stares down at you. “Oh mama, what do you want?” His voice rough into your ear as he rocks against your hips - his fingers expertly rubbing your clit as you struggle against the binds. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Rio knows how responsive you are and loves to leave you wanting more. A dirty whisper in your ear as you wait to be seated at dinner, his hand resting right above your ass, his beard rubbing against your neck will leave you asking for the check before you’re even finished with the meal. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Rio isn’t loud, but he talks. 

“Look at you take this dick, mama.” 

“You’re such a good girl.” 

“Darlin, I didn’t say you could come.” 

“Take it. You asked for it.” 

“How could you think you could move my pussy?” 

“Fuck yourself till you come.” 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Rio is a sucker for cheesy romance - rose petals on the floor, candles lit, a bubble bath in a heart shaped tub - he loves it all. The weekend spent in Vegas felt like a rom com, but watching your man be intentional with his choices and his time makes your panties wet. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He may be skinny, but his dick isn’t. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Rio is a busy man and compartmentalizes most of his feelings, including his sex drive. He misses you constantly, but money ain’t going to wash itself, so he keeps his shit together. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Rio keeps odd hours, so he does fall asleep after, but it’s without guilt, because you’re snuggled right there with him. 

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C L U M S Y | S H I N S O U - P.2

S H I N S O U | P A R T  T W O 

[Part One]

C L U M Y  M A S T E R L I S T

Word Count: 3.7k

A/N: As of 4/22/21 I have updated the first part of this series for Shinsou, I made some adjustments as I noticed some bigger plot holes. Please go give that a read if you read the first part already before. 

Shinsou had severely underestimated how hard Aizawa was going to be training him. Everyday it seemed like his body found new places to hurt and joints he didn’t know existed ached. After being pinned to the training mat once again, Shinsou let out a defeated sigh. “Get up.” Aizawa commanded him after releasing the hold he had on him, moving away from the defeated student. “You are never going to get better if you don’t train yourself at your fullest potential.” Aizawa spat at him harshly. “You won’t be able to protect citizens, colleagues, or even your loved ones if you just take the brunt force and never get back up.” 

Shinsou laid there a moment more, thinking over his words. Shinsou didn’t really have friends, all besides that annoying blonde buzzing idiot in class 1A. They were mere acquaintances and Shinsou barely paid him any mind, however, the boy was surely convinced he was friends with Shinsou. That, and Shinsou didn’t really mind his presence all that much. After the sports festival, it seemed that Kaminari was determined to befriend Shinsou. Sitting with him during lunch period, finding him and bothering him while walking back to Heights Alliance after school. Eventually Shinsou caved and gave the energetic boy his number and he practically texted him every day. Being stupid memes or asking for help when mid-terms had come around.  

When it came to family, he didn’t really rely on much from his deadbeat father and his emotionally distant mother. Even though he wanted nothing more to become a hero, did he even have the drive to save people he didn’t care about? That’s when his one and only motivator popped into his head. You. Through every hardship, every bully that had taunted him for his quirk, when he was put into the general studies class, even when he lost at the sports festival. You had always been there for him, and he would be damned to let you down. 

Aizawa felt the shift in energy when Shinsou had risen from the matt. The boy looked beaten to hell and probably felt even worse. However, he got in the stance that Aizawa had taught him and readied himself for impact. “Are you sure you want to continue?” Aizawa asked with squinted eyes. It had only been a week, but Aizawa could tell the boy was getting worn down. He was not used to this kind of training, being a part of the general studies course. The boy had been done wrong when he had not been put in either Hero course, however, with his lack of drive up until recently, the boy had not put in any extra training himself. 

“I’m more than sure.” He rasped out, his breathing uneasy but for once, his eyes filled with determination. “Let’s continue then.”

. . .

Aizawa had been summoned to this staff meeting by principal Nezu, along with a few of the other teachers that made up the staff of UA. He had sat himself next to Present Mic, even though he knew the repercussions of potentially sitting next to him. “How’s it hanging, Eraser Head?” The loud blonde shouted, gaining the attention of the rest of the faculty in the room. “Shut up, Mic.” He answered, rubbing his temples from the oncoming headache he felt building. Though, he really picked the only seat that wouldn’t drive him absolutely mad. There was an empty seat next to Midnight, and one next to Almight. He had to choose his battle of whether to be annoyed by Almight or Mic and the choice was easy.

Finally after what felt like a dragging twenty minutes, Principal Nezu had entered the room and the staff had quieted down. “Good afternoon, I am glad that all of you have joined me today. This meeting is about the potential moving of students from their current classes to either one of the hero courses.” Nezu stated, making Aizawa sigh in defeat. Great, another student for him to have to look after potentially. Didn’t he have to deal with enough with the troublesome class he already had? From villain attacks, to one of his students being kidnapped, it felt like Aizawa could not catch a break.

If he were lucky enough, the students would be advised to join Sekijiro’s class and leave Aizawa to just tend to the students he had. “However, as we know, most of the general studies students usually don’t get the hero training they need. So we need volunteers to mentor these select students and if their training proves their abilities to join one of the hero courses, we will place them in either class.” Nezu continued. There was no way that Aizawa was going to take on a mentor. He was already swamped with teaching his own class, having to watch over 1-A’s dorms over in Heights Alliance. Just the thought of taking on more work made Aizawa yawn. 

Thankfully, throughout the slideshow that was presented on a projector, most of the students were taken on by other staff members. None had really caught Aizawa’s attention or really stood out to him. That is, until Shinsou Hitoshi had appeared on the screen. “The boy with the brain-washing quirk?” He overheard the other teachers whispering. He remembered him going against Midoriya in the sport festival and how much he had improved after. He trained minimally with his other classmates in the general studies class. Aizawa had kept his eye out for the boy. Not just from seeing him fight his own students in the sports festival, but also because if he was right, this was the boy that his own daughter was dating.

Aizawa quickly took out his phone and scrolled through him and his daughter’s messages. After scrolling through their many messages, he found the picture he was looking for. A picture of her and the boy sitting together in a grassy field, her smiling and him with a blank expression and a peace sign. He looked back and forth from the picture and the one on the overhead projector. That was definitely the boy that was seeing his dear daughter. Aizawa didn’t hear a word that Nezu was saying about the student. However, when Nezu asked if there were any available teachers willing to train the boy, the room was quiet. 

That was, until Aizawa pushed his chair out with a dejected sigh and stood up with his hand raised. This made the other teachers stop talking and turn towards him. “I’ll take him on.” Aizawa said in a very even monotone. This was definitely a conflict of interest and if Nezu ever found out, then he would definitely be in a lot of trouble. However, if there was going to be anyone to train the boy who was seeing his daughter, it was going to be him. Making sure he was strong enough to always defend her. 

“Are you sure, Mr. Aizawa? I know you are already preoccupied with your teachings of class 1A and watching over their dorms.” Nezu asked with an eyebrow quirked at him. “I’ve seen his potential. He needs a strict teacher to help him really use his quirk to its best extent. Plus, I could use a good mentoring session after having to deal with all the brats in 1-A.” Aizawa yawned, before sitting back down. Principal Nezu nodded his head in agreement. “Alright then! Mr. Aizawa will be mentoring young Shinsou Hitoshi. We have one more student left I’d like the remaining staff to take into consideration.” Nezu continued on.

Although, he knew that the staff room was still in shock that Aizawa had taken on a mentoring position. It had been a long time since Aizawa had taken on a mentor if he had at all. He couldn’t remember if he had. “Okay, who are you and what have you done with Shouta Aizawa?” Present Mic whispered to him. “What are you babbling on about?” Aizawa asked in an annoyed tone. “I don’t think you have ever taken on a mentor. You always deny taking on any student since you see it as a waste of time.” Hizashi pushed, raising his eyebrow at the tired Aizawa. “Maybe it’s time to shake things up.” Aizawa said with a tone of sarcasm in his voice.

Except he was anything but joking. Hizashi wasn’t as dumb as he let on, and he knew Aizawa better than anyone in the room. He would later confront the tired teacher about the risks of taking on Shinsou as his mentor. However, Aizawa already knew these repercussions and even though his decision was hasty, he was set on his decision. The easiest part about hiding the fact that he was mentoring his daughter’s boyfriend, was the fact that he and his daughter did not share the same last name. 

That and his daughter seemed to avoid telling people about him. It didn’t hurt him, he almost preferred it to be that way. Being a well-known Pro-Hero he always worried about the safety of his daughter. He was afraid of people using her to get close enough to hurt not only her, but him as well. He never wanted his fame to sway his daughter’s friendships or future relationships. He had joked about meeting this boyfriend of hers but at the same time, he was glad that she was taking her time with it. 

Hizashi had once again warned Shota about how it could not only interfere with his teaching, but his relationship with his daughter. He knew his daughter would understand if he told her he was only training him to make him stronger for her. To have him be able to protect her in a way that Aizawa couldn’t. If it had ever become a subject of debate for them later, he would explain himself to her. He knew his relationship with his daughter was strong. However, he too worried that maybe this would eventually affect his relationship with her. 

…

It had been a few weeks since the last time you had seen Hitoshi in person. You were happily cheering for him on the sidelines, but you were also missing him. The both of you knew that this wasn’t going to be an easy process for either of you. It felt like the relationship was growing very one sided to you, with the very little interaction he was giving you. The few texts that you received from the tired boy were good morning and good night texts, and occasionally asking you how school was going. You also didn’t want to be overly clingy and blow his phone up when you knew he was working hard. He had offhandedly mentioned how his training had been very intense and that he felt pain in joints he didn’t know existed.

You always encouraged him to take baths to help ease the pain he was feeling, or to make sure he was stretching properly. He made sure to let you know that he was doing everything properly, it was just a lot more work than he was used to. “I have a complete disadvantage of being so behind on both hero courses. My teacher is doing his best to make sure I’m prepared for when I get tested to potentially join one of the hero classes. It’s just tiring is all, but I promise you, I’m doing my best for both of us.” He had told you during one of your now rare video calls after his training. 

Shinsou had known that he wasn’t being very active in chatting with you, and it tore him up inside, but he had to keep his focus on what he wanted. He wanted nothing more than to become a hero. The two of you had scheduled to see each other after school when you were both free. You sat patiently at the park you two had always met at. Swinging your feet anxiously on the bench, almost bouncing in excitement to see Hitoshi. You checked your phone for the time, noting that it was 3:15 p.m. and that you had been a bit early. 

[3:15 p.m.] y/n: Hey Toshi! I’m in our usual meeting spot! I can’t wait to see you today :)

You quickly shot him the text, smiling like a dork to yourself. However, when a half an hour had passed and you hadn’t even heard from Hitoshi, you began to worry. A frown settled itself onto your face as you pulled up his contact information. You hit the call button and you were quickly sent to voicemail. You left a quick voicemail, saying you were just worried since he hadn’t texted you. You also decided to shoot him a text.

[3:45 p.m.] y/n: is everything okay?

You felt anxious with him leaving you by yourself at the park like this. He had always made sure to go straight from the UA campus to the park nearby to meet you. He hated leaving you by yourself with so much villainous activities going on as of lately, especially with the league of villains.

[4:05 p.m.] y/n: Toshi?

[4:30 p.m.] y/n: I’m heading to the train station, I don’t want to get stuck out in the dark. 

You stared at your phone in disbelief that your boyfriend had stood you up as you tried one more time to reach Hitoshi, but once again you were sent to his voicemail. You didn’t bother leaving a voicemail this time and headed towards the train station. On the ride home from the park you couldn’t help but let a few tears escape, because you were extremely disappointed that even though the two of you had made plans, he had wound up standing you up.

When you arrived home, you went straight up to your room, not saying anything to your mother. You flopped on the bed and let the tears you were holding in out. This was a lot harder than you had originally anticipated, but you never thought he would ever stand you up. You sobbed into your pillow, feeling the hurt in your chest from being so let down by the boy you loved. Even though you know he would never do it on purpose, it didn’t make the sting hurt less. 

You had fallen asleep shortly after letting your emotions out, skipping out on dinner. You were woken up by the sound of your phone vibrating loudly. Snapping out of your sleep-like state, you had hoped that it was Hitoshi, but a frown spread across your lips when you saw it was your dad. Sighing, you sat up and declined the call. 

[9:03 p.m.] Y/N: sorry dad, i’m not feeling good. I'll video call you tomorrow after school?

[9:05 p.m.] Dad: hey kiddo, just checking in on you. I will call you when I’m done with my meeting after school, sound good?

[9:07 p.m.] Y/N: sure thing :) love you!

[9:10 p.m.] Dad: love you too kid

You flopped back onto your bed with a sigh, feeling more tired than usual. You had assumed it had been from you crying earlier. However, before you could lull yourself back to sleep, you felt your phone vibrating again. 

[Incoming call: Hitoshi Shinsou]

You quickly hit the accept button and held the phone up to your ear. “Are you not in the mood to video chat?” Was the first thing out of Hitoshi’s mouth when you answered the phone. “I could do better without the attitude, Hitoshi.” You snapped back at him, anger forming in your chest. “I was calling to say goodnight, but if you’re going to yell at me then I guess I’ll just hang up.” His reply left you in shock. “What on earth is going on with you, ‘Toshi? First you completely blow me off today, you didn’t answer my calls or text messages, but when you call, it’s all attitude?” You finally snap, letting all the bottled up emotions you had been feeling today go.

“I got held up with my training-” Hitoshi started to say before you cut him off with a scoff. “Why am I not surprised.” You bitterly stated, trying to not let yourself cry again. You had been blatantly ignored for almost a whole month because of his training. “I’m trying my best here, Y/N.” He had said with what sounded like a frustrated tone. “Are you really? Because to me it feels completely one sided. I want to support you Hitoshi, and I’m trying so hard to keep it together!” You yelled, but before you could even continue he cut you off. “This doesn’t sound like you supporting me!” He yelled back. “You don’t know what it’s like to be pushed to your absolute limits day in and day out!” 

“I get that this is hard for you Hitoshi-” “No! You obviously don’t. I had a feeling this was going to happen and that you weren’t going to support me the whole way through. I need to do this, and if I have to do it alone, then so be it.” Shinsou had snapped, making you freeze in your thoughts. “You don’t mean that.” You whispered, letting the tears fall down your face. “I can’t be hung up on making you happy when I have goals to achieve. We’re done.” Were the last words you heard him speak before he hung up on you. You sat there, completely and utterly in shock with what happened. You clenched your chest, feeling as if someone was ripping your heart out. 

[9:15 p.m.] Y/N: You are such a selfish jerk, Shinsou.

[9:18 p.m.] Toshi: The destination number you are trying to reach is blocked from receiving this message. ## Error - 30004

…

Aizawa was already on high alert when you hadn’t answered his call the night before. You had always made time to chat with him, even on your worst days. For you to claim that you weren’t feeling good was an obvious lie that was making him feel on edge. His students could feel the difference in his attitude, as he was being much more stingy and strict than usual. His advice and criticism for his students was more harsh and louder. He tried to not let his personal life affect his work life, however, there was something that was bothering him about the whole situation. 

He had managed to trudge through the whole day, but was determined to call you before he went to train with Shinsou. He dismissed his students and they left the classroom rather quickly, making comments on their teacher’s odd behavior today. Aizawa had pinched the bridge of his nose and took in a few deep breaths before reaching for his cellphone. He had looked to see he had a missed call from you and immediately dialed your number back. 

“Hey kiddo, everything alright?” Aizawa asked as soon as you picked up the phone. “No.” You croaked out and immediately, Aizawa was on the defense. “Do I need to come pick you up from school?” He asked, ready to beat up any kid who had made you upset. “No. I’m just going through a lot of emotions today.” You told him, sniffling on your end of the phone. “Do you think we can do something together this weekend, if you aren’t working?” You asked sadly and he wanted nothing more than to drop everything he was doing to come to your aid. 

However, he knew if he had abandoned his post at the Heights Alliance dorms he would never hear the end of it from Nezu. “Of course, we can go see a movie if you’d like.” He offered to you, and even though he couldn’t see you, he knew you were nodding. “What’s going on kid, talk to me.” He tried to push you into telling him what was wrong. “You don’t have to, I just want you to know I’m here for you.” He continued, trying to make you feel more comfortable. 

Before you had responded to his question, Hizashi had opened his classroom door and was quickly met with a glare from Shota. “Your daughter?” Hizashi mouthed, nodding to the cellphone in his colleagues hand. Shota had nodded his head and turned his attention back to you. “Hitoshi and I got into a fight.” You started, making Shota stop breathing. “And I’m pretty sure he broke up with me last night over the phone.” You continued, sobbing into what he assumed was your hand. Hizashi had noticed the entire energy in the room shift. 

“Dad, I need you to promise me you won’t do anything. I’m sure he’s just stressed.” You spoke up when you noticed your father had gone silent. “Okay. I promise. Look I have to get to my meeting, but I promise to call you after, okay?” He asked, gritting his teeth. “Okay, I love you.” You choked out, making his heart hurt hearing you so upset. “I love you too, get home safe.” He said before hanging up the phone. Aizawa took a deep breath before storming past Hizashi and headed towards the gym he was training Shinsou at. “Shota, I think you need to take a breather.” Hizashi had tried to say, warning him about what he was about might have consequences. Aizawa was seeing red and there was nothing that was going to stop him from reaching his target.

He whipped the door open to the gym and startled Shinsou greatly. He turned around and saw Aizawa, but noticed immediately the fowl mood that his teacher was in. “Uh, is everything okay, Aizawa-sensei?” Shinsou spoke up, but from the look on his teacher’s face he was going to regret asking. “No. Everything is not okay, but that is no longer your concern. I am revoking your transfer offer and cancelling your entrance exam for the chance to join the hero course.” Aizawa spoke quickly and furiously. The color had drained from Shinsou’s face, his eyes widened in surprise. “Wait, what? But I’ve been working so hard!” Shinsou spoke up, obviously confused from the sudden remark his teacher made.

Aizawa had stalked over to Shinsou and backed him into a corner. “It doesn’t matter how hard you worked! If you think you can go and break my daughter’s heart without consequences then you are sorely mistaken. You are not the hero I thought you could be, especially for Y/N’s sake.” He yelled, making Shinsou stop breathing. Before Shinsou could make any plea to his teacher, Aizawa had walked out of the gym, leaving Shinsou completely shell-shocked. 

“What have I done…” 

(To be continued)

[Part Three]

[trashlord2020]

Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077) 18+

          A-Z NSFW Headcannons

 WARNINGS: dubious consent (suggested) Necro (only mentioned in passing) and a callous disregard for partners enjoyment and wellbeing. 

I provide these warnings so if any of it bothers you at all you can choose to not read this. If you disregard this and get upset by what you read, you've forfeit your right to complain, fight me. These are of course my own interpretations, in no way is this a 'end all be all'

A = Aftercare 

What, letting you live isn't enough? But seriously, don't expect anything resembling 'care' outta this guy. At the absolute most if you happen to be in a room he owns you could get real lucky and he'll leave you to sort yourself out...just don't be there when he gets back.

B = Body part 

He's a full body cyborg, every part is his favourite. He's almost constantly having things tuned or updated whether it's through Arasaka or his own hard earned eddies, But if he had to pick? His Hands, they're the thing that could end his partner in the moment with just one strong squeeze and having their life literally under his hands does something primal for him. His favourite body part of his partner? He might disguise it under mocking comments and insults but deep in there somewhere there's a man still and he's a thigh man for certain. Thicker they are, the better grip they provide and if his partner is able to pay enough attention they might catch how he almost caresses the skin...

C = Cum

Bodily fluids? disgusting. When he got his ah, 'upgrade' he most certainly passed on that. Sorry ! Sections provide required lubrication (don't forget to bring your own!) for the sake of avoiding friction but his own brand of 'popping the cork' is more of a build up in static and electricity. One he can control the build up of by adjusting 'sensitivity'.

D = Dirty Secret 

He's not a shy kinda guy, he'll have his partners against the window just to brag if there's one available. No, this is more of a vulnerability than anything? Under the metal casing of his chest on each side the tubes and connectors tucked away are very sensitive. The purpose is so he knows if something is amiss or stuck and needs tending too but this has provided a sort of erogenous zone, one he's not at all keen to share with another.

E = Experience 

Before his full body conversion you could say he was quite experienced, if paid partners counted of course. It's always been about him though, even when he (rarely) chooses to provide a helping hand it's been more of a show of dominance than anything. Now with his full Cyborg body and working for the worlds most powerful Corp he rarely finds himself having to pay, most people are either curious enough...or too scared to say no.

F = Favourite Position 

Anything where he can shove his partners head down and bend them across something be it the floor, bed, table or counter He'll use it. As mentioned before walls and windows make a good substitute too. He prefers to be above his partner and them in a position of vulnerability where they have no control, he's in charge here and he takes every opportunity to prove that. It's very rare to find one self facing towards him, often too 'intimate' for his liking.

G = Goofy 

If a partner has the guts they might be surprised to find that a little back and forth sarcasm and snark is enjoyed, even respected. Just be mindful not to insinuate any insults on his behalf, he won't take that lightly and if (when) he grows bored of the talk he'll make that known none too gently, better catch the hint sooner rather than later. So I'd say about 85% serious and 15% Snark.

H = Hair

 He's got a slappable head, bald as a plucked chicken and well...he's all metal down there. No surprise.

I = Intimacy 

If you really squint and tilt your head you might be able to trick yourself into believing the way he may cage his partner in from above as almost 'intimate' but it's really not...Just a show of pure dominance, nothing about enjoying the heat pouring off them at all... In all honesty this isn't making 'love' he's simply not capable of that, likely never was. He may lower his voice till you feel it more in your bones than hear it to whisper awful, dirty things only your both privy too but there's no true intimacy in his actions or words.

J = Jack Off 

Araska didn't provide him with his 'tool' no, that's something he chose to indulge in with eddies from his freelance years and when the work was done he certainly took time to test things out. Nowadays he rarely indulges, why would you need to if he could have almost anybody that happens to spark his interest.

K = Kink

Breath play, no of course not his. The act of cutting somebodies life line off, holding them in suspense and watching the fear grow in their eyes as they wonder if he's even going to bother letting go...it really gets him riled up. The only reason he does bother to let them go instead of squeezing a little harder is that a corpse hardly has the same appeal, don’t mistake it for mercy.

L = Location 

While Adam owns his own room he often has little use for it, spending at best an hour in there a day. You'd be lucky to be taken back there. He often finds himself in hotels/resorts instead, not his issue if it gets trashed then and nobodies going to barge in to investigate all the noise, not when mutters of 'smasher' quickly spread like wild fire. Enjoy your walk of shame back home. :)

M = Motivation 

Often it's just a a general build up that leads to him indulging but a bloody fight will always leave him with some built up 'charge'. Many of his partners in recent years have been people he's done a recent job with, something about watching the blood steam off their cybernetics as they catch their breath really does it for him. Basically a callous and shared disregard for life is what would really catch his interest, otherwise it's purely down to cosmetics in which case don't expect a repeat.

N = NO 

Making love...you probably saw this coming a mile away. As mentioned he's not shy, he knows what he wants and has little issue with obtaining it but if you're expecting a tentative partner who takes care of your needs? Keep looking, he'll never be that.

O = Oral  

He's got no means of which to give oral, his jaw is made out of metal and there's no tongue hidden away. A small (very small) part of him laments not being able to taste what's he's enjoying but again, it would of been more for his enjoyment than anything. On the other hand he certainly enjoys the sight of somebody figuring out their way around him with hands and tongue, the tremor in their hands is something he picks up on without fail but this is never how he achieves his end goal. Attempting to blow Adam Smasher is the closest thing You'll get to foreplay.

P = Pace 

A constant rough pace from start to finish, as mentioned somewhere above he can control his sensitivity so if he finds his charge building up too quick for his likening he doesn't have to slow down, just dial things back a little. There's no stuttering or slipping either as it's all controlled due to years of working with his cybernetics and yet, somehow it never fails to feel so raw and animalistic.

Q = Quickie 

He likes for things to be 'to the point' as he's certainly not here for tea and biscuits... If he's free for the whole day and just finished a big job you might want to look into hiring a wheelchair for the next week but on average he's here to get his jollies and move on. Make sure to undress yourself though, it's an obstacle and we all know how much he enjoys tearing through those.

R = Risk

What your everyday joytoy may consider a risk he may simply see as a little spice to make things more interesting. He doesn't care if somebody was dumb enough to walk in on him but they sure as hell better be quick about leaving, he doesn't share. If his partner has (foolishly) made it obvious they don't want to be caught? He might find that a little insulting and make it a point for them to be caught or seen, again, it's about the dominance he has over them.

S = Stamina

There's no refractory period, none. If he wants to go again he can, the only thing that's going to stop him is the potential heat build-up from too many overcharges in too short a time. This right here is why you'll want to bring your own lube, things are going to get sore and quickly otherwise.

T = Toy

What he's got going on down there could be considered a 'toy'. Lots of interesting features he enjoys tormenting his partners with. That's not enough for you? He's not going to pretend to be thrilled about it but if you somehow got your own toys on hand then so long as they don't get in the way of his enjoyment, use away. Likely the only real chance you have at getting your own enjoyment to be honest, just don't try using them on him. He won't be amused.

U = Unfair 

He enjoys demeaning and talking down to his partners, talk about how 'easy' they were or laugh at how weak they're proving to be. Might physically tease, bring them to the edge if he's super into the moment but he's only going to push you over if you really beg for it...not often he will though, he's in charge and he gets to decide how this plays out.

V = Volume  

Besides all the inner workings of his cybernetics powering away and the times he decides to speak? Practically silent. No moans or gasps as he has no need to breath. If a overcharge proves to be particularly powerful (usually due to a lengthy build up) his Voice emitter may play some static feedback, closest thing you'll get to a groan. Besides, his partner will be more than making up for the silence.

W = Wild Card 

He's bisexual but straight leaning. It's leftover from the gang he ran with once long ago when he was a everyday nobody. Nowadays he's simply not bothered what others think, incapable of considering it even. Women and more feminine leaning partners will have an easier time garnering his attentions but anyone's game if they prove themselves interesting enough.

X = X-Ray

Custom Hardware baby. Don't ask me what unlucky gonk had the job to make this but it's kitted out. The shape is as expected but the length can be retracted and extended at will. When in use the shortest it can go is 6 inches (he will never keep it this short though, that's below him) and the maximum length is 14 inches although ‘yikes’ lets be real, not a lot of people are going to be able to handle that, it's bragging rights and intimidation factor more than anything. His common use of range is 8-10 inch. He can move individual sections, vibrate and even cause minor shocks at will.

Y = Yearning

If no outside factors are taken into account it can take several weeks before he considers a roll in the hay. A lack of hormones means a lack of natural drive. But a busy week of fighting and killing will quickly land him in a private 'meeting'.

Z = ZZZ 

Sleep? you're kidding right. Every few days (or weeks if it's a boring month) he has to have a system scrub and recharge of sorts. He has a private station for this so nobody is going to catch him unaware. Once the deed is done he's over and out, no pillow talk or sweet nothings. If you've managed to really leave an impression he might throw you a contact for seconds. It's run through a security system of course, can't have just anybody being able to contact him.

[clair-void-ance]

Richard Hayden Fluff Alphabet

 Pairing: Richard Hayden x Reader

Word Count: Roughly 3,180 words

Author’s note: Hey! This is definitely something I didn’t expect to write lmao. I haven’t been in a writing mood lately, but after getting into David Spade again I knew I had to throw something together. Good news though! That means that I’m finally motivated to work on my other WIP’s! So expect those requests to be finished soon :)) Your girl threw this together pretty fast ngl, so hopefully it doesn’t suck lmaoo

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

If there is anything that Richard loves to do, it’s activities that leans more on the physical side. As much as he loves academic pursuits, he can get tired of trying to maintain the persona of ‘the bookworm/nerd.’ When it comes to activities he enjoys doing with you, it really just depends on what type of person you are. If it’s physical, his go to activities include fixing up vintage cars, dancing, cycling, painting, and whatever else you enjoy doing. If it’s more mental, then he enjoys laying back, reading, doing crafts, or learning something new with you.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

If their is one thing that Richard admires about you physically, it’s your hair and eyes. Being a person interested in astrology, Richard knows that the eyes and hair can tell a lot about a person’s personality and self. And your’s show a person with a breathtaking personality. 

And something that he really loves about you is your ability to be accepting, creative, passionate, and unabashedly yourself. You never failed to accept all parts of him, whether they were good or bad. And when you figured out the situation with this hair, you never once faltered on your love and acceptance for him. Which he appreciates more than you know. 

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Richard has definitely been at some low points in his life. Whether it be with his career, personality, or looks, he's been through it all. So if there's something be knows well, it's definitely a person in dire need of love and support.

When you're feeling down Richard focuses on the main thing you need at the moment. As much as he wants to listen and be supportive, he first has to deal with your body's needs. Having an anxiety attack? Do some breathing exercises, ground yourself, and take a bite of a lemon. Chest pain and irritable stomach from holding in all your negative emotions? Take a second to dance, cry, and release the negative thoughts. Then, when all that is said and done, he'll sit down with you and figure out the best way to solve your problems.

D reams -  How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Being a small town, settle down type, Richard has always seen you two having a small wedding with all your loved ones followed by having a few children. Although he never really planned to find 'the one,' you turned his life around and showed him that he is good and secure enough to finally start living the life he always wanted. And now that he knows you'll love him forever (hair or no hair), he's confident in the quiet life you'll soon live.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or are they rather passive?

As much as he wants to be dominant and feel in control in the relationship, we all know his scrawny ass could never 😔. And we all know he would love to have someone dominate him. That being said, he loves the challenge that comes with both of you fighting for dominance. But he’s more than willing to calm down and allow you to take control more often than not. 

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How is their fighting?

Being the prick he is, especially with his mars in aries, it will definitely take Richard a while to calm down and discuss arguments with your. While fighting, he is vicious and acts like a wounded animal. None of it is really intentional, he just gets too heated too fast and gets caught up in his emotions. That, added to an inability to express his emotions properly at the moment he feels them, makes him a bit difficult in fights. 

That being said, once he calms down and feels the guilt of his actions he immediately comes back to you and spews out an apology. If your fight was especially bad, he’ll end up setting up a nice dinner for both of you and let out a heartfelt apology. He loves you with everything he has in him, but he’s still dealing with processing and expressing a variety of feelings (plus he’s a man lmao).  

G ratitude - How grateful are they they in general? Are they aware of what there s/o is doing for them?

With his string of luck and life choices, Richard is very grateful for all of the good things he has in his life; especially you. He understands first hand how fast life can turn sour, so he doesn’t take a second of his life for granted once he meets you. 

He knows how much effort you’ve put into y’alls relationship and is aware of how much of impact you’ve had on his life and personality. And for everything that you do, he is deeply appreciative. And he tries to return that energy back to you 100% every day you two are together. 

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

After you figured out his secret about his hair, he knew that he could trust you with everything else. The only thing that he keeps to himself really are secrets that deal with surprises for you. Besides that, he shares relatively everything that concerns him.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

In a way, you both change different aspects of each other; while Richard makes you more sarcastic and ambitious, you make Richard more laid back and wholesome. But when you mix, there seems to be a harmonious balance of the perfect personality. 

Furthermore, you help each other work through personal trauma and make sure that the other isn’t falling into a bought of negative emotions. That strengthens your relationship while also making you both better versions of yourself. 

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Being the sarcastic prick and insecure person he is, Richard is definitely someone who gets jealous easily. To him, you could have anyone you wanted; someone with hair, a better build, and definitely with a better personality. And when he sees you with a man that possess all of those things, he tends to get pretty jealous. 

But he never takes that out on you. He knows that you would never cheat on him or avoid communicating your intentions. When a situation like this comes up, he usually takes a moment to contemplate his insecurities, stews in it for while, then brings it up to you. When that’s all said and done though, you both usually curl up and remind each other how much you both love and appreciate each other. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like? + 

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Overall, Richard is actually a pretty decent kisser. He moves in just the right ways and knows how to avoid being excessive. Additionally, with the love that he puts behind every kiss, he makes you feel loved and appreciated with every languid motion. 

The first kiss you two shared was after a company party when you took him home to watch a movie. You both got bored of waiting around and doing nothing at the party, so you left to do something more fun together. After sitting on the opposite ends of your couch, you both started to slowly inch closer and closer to each other. By the time you both started cuddling together, he felt as though the time was perfect to lean in and risk it all. 

And when he gripped your chin, pulled you in, and placed a slow kiss to your lips, you both knew that you wanted to turn this official. 

That being said, he still wanted your consent on if things would truly turn official or not. After letting out a whispered confession of love to you, you both thought it wise to discuss your newly developed relationship. 

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? 

Getting married is a definite for Richard. He doesn’t care what kind of wedding it is or when it happens, he just wants everybody to know that you’re his and that he’s yours. 

Not one to be overly dramatic or public about an important moment, Richard proposes to you while you two are on a camping trip together in the mountains. You had both just woken up and began drinking your coffee on a log by one of the lookouts. With the rising sun hitting your eyes an hair in all the right points, he knew that he had to propose; it was the perfect moment. Not even his nerves could prevent him from doing it.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

With this man’s wit and sarcasm, he never fails to have new and creative nicknames for you. Usually though, your nicknames depend on the type of mood he’s feelilng.

Sarcastic? My sweet turtle dove. Affectionate? Sweetheart. Playful? Sugar/Angel Face.

It just depends :)

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

When in love, Richard can act like a wistful and love-struck romantic. From afar, Richard can be seen sending you longing and affectionate looks. Furthermore, when you two are near each other, people pick up the way he always drifts really close to you and continuously reaches towards your hand.

While he has a tendency to act aloof and uncaring, Richard does make it a priority to tell you how much he loves you (as well as how radiant you look to him) at least twice a day. He never wants you to feel as though he doesn’t think you are anything less than deserving of all the love you can handle. Even if you two fight, he always puts aside his pride and remembers to tell you that he loves you. 

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

When it comes to PDA at the beginning of you two’s relationship, Richard wasn’t too much of a fan. He was still stuck in the mindset that he had a reputation to uphold; he couldn’t be seen being soft and mushy, he had to be suave and respectable. But as you guys’ relationship progresses he begins to appreciate showing you love no matter the situation. 

If you were to ask one of his coworkers on how he’s changed since being with you, they would definitely point out the fact that he has softened up considerably. He doesn’t care too much about his ‘reputation’ as much since he only focuses on showing you affection during the moments where it fits. By the time you two create a well-rounded relationship, he begins to casually brag about you and how you are the most fantastic significant other anyone could meet. It gets a little annoying, but people find it endearing do a certain extent. (it’s still Richard we’re talking about here lmao)

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship

He understands astrology and a few other personalty based aspects of people, so he acknowledges all of your quirks down to a ‘T.’ He knows your communication style, love language, argument method, preferences, etc. just by a birth date and a few other factors. 

That being said, he also knows what things are particularly difficult to you, which helps when you aren’t able to communicate how you’re feeling on most occasions. (He has yet to learn how to solve his own problems with this quirk though)

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Once Richard knows that you love and support him unconditionally, he becomes the sappiest, most romantic person you’ve ever met. Although he has his cliché moments, Richard is usually creative with his methods on making you happy or keeping your relationship interesting. Most of which have to do with the office where you two work *wink* *wink*

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Being a man of high ambition and deep respect, Richard would love to help you reach your goals; no matter how big they seem. Especially if you are the same way with him. 

He knows how much success and respect can mean to a person, so he will do anything to help you achieve the things you want. One aspect that he likes most about you guys’ relationship, is that you both constantly work towards bettering each other. He believes that you were both meant for great things. And if you associate great things with living off-grid and become self-sustainable, then he’ll help you achieve that. 

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Richard appreciates a sense of routine in his life and relationship- especially when it comes to his well-being. But this is mainly linked to his underlying trauma from childhood and career. Not that he’ll ever admit this though, he’s got a reputation to maintain.

He’s never really been given the opportunity to feel free enough to be himself and act childish. It was always, ‘act too mature and professional’ or ‘be cold, distant, and ambitious.’ When you came along though, he finally felt secure enough to open up and be himself. Which, of course, led to trying new things in your relationship. He’s down to try anything if it makes you happy; cause when you’re happy, he’s happy. 

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Deep down, Richard is not the most empathetic person. He’s had to rely on himself for almost his entire life, so being able to read and cater to another person isn’t the easiest for him. Reading social cues on the other hand, is. That being said, his love for you runs deep and he’s willing to just about anything to make you happy. He’ll take notice of the little things you like and the gestures you’ve come to appreciate, and repeats those. 

Additionally, he understands that you aren’t responsible for his healing. He knows that he is responsible for a huge majority of it, so he takes note of your empathetic nature and uses it to heal not only himself, but you as well. 

When that’s all said and done, Richard comes to learn a lot about both of you and shocks all of his associates with how close you two have become over the years. 

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Richard values your relationship as much as he values air. Which definitely says something. The man doesn’t care that much about anything when it comes down to it (publicly that is), but he does care for you. And his is willing to quit his job, move across the globe, or do anything you wish just so that he can make you happy for even a second.

After he met you, nothing really mattered as much as you guys’ relationship. To him, those things were put on the back burner and wait. As Charles Aznavour sang, “Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears; And make them all my souvenirs; For where she goes I've got to be. The meaning of my life is she.”

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon

Richard has actually always wanted to have a child. Since he never had a father present in his life and repressed his inner child, he has always wanted to prove that he was better than his parents. That being said, he’d love to have a little girl over a son. Mainly because he knows she will bring out the softer side in him.

All in all, he just wants to nurture and care for a child that he knows will grow up to have a stunning personality and life. 

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

At heart, Richard is a man with a deep, passionate, and affectionate nature. He loves being close to you and enjoys laying back and spending some personal time together. He loves all sorts of kisses he receives from you. Whether they be short and sweet or long and languid, he loves them all. 

When it comes to the long and languid ones though, he loves to do them while you’re cuddling together. 

Is it because he knows it’ll lead to something more? Maybe....but he’ll never admit that. 

Plus, sometimes he just like being held so he knows he’s cared for.

Y earning - How do they cope when they're missing their partner?

Let's be honest, Richard can become a bit of a prick when you're not around. Since you both work together, everyone notices the day's where you’re absent; cause his toxic energy goes through the roof. Although he isn't insufferable, he definitely reverts back to his sarcastic and aggressive method of communicating and acting. But he can't really help it; (his mars is in scorpio 🙄 jk jk lmao) he doesn't have someone around to treat him right y'know? When he's alone though, he tends to get a bit melancholic and revert to sitting around and waiting for you. It isn't his proudest moment in life, but he’s trying to get used to the fact that you might not always be there. With that in mind, he copes the best way he knows how: by occupying his mind. Which is usually by working on his cars or cycling.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?

Similar to his career and the things he aspires to do in life, you are something that Richard will go great lengths for. Although Richard knows when to quit, committing to a task is something that isn’t unfamiliar to him. He will work night and day to please you and keep you happy. 

Need him to take the day off to help you with a task or take care of you? Done with no hesitation. Need more emotional support because of recent events? He’ll drop everything in seconds. To him, nothing is worth ruining the relationship you two have worked so hard for. 

[retvenkos]

“the next time you teleport away from a conversation, i’m going to kill you”

requested

OKAY, BUT WE REALLY ARE DIVING IN TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE THE BEST FRIEND OF FIVE HARGREEVES...

first of all, how five even managed to make a friend astounds his siblings... and everyone who’s met him

i mean,,, he manages to make everyone dislike him? even just a little bit?

even those who really want to like him have trouble with it so the fact that you are able to be friends and he admits it,,, what sorcery???

i think what works with your friendship is that you never pressure him into being anything to you, whether that be a friend, acquaintance, enemy... you just coexisted with him, and he got used to your presence

and because you never really asked him for anything or tried to get to know him beyond observation, five never found you to be annoying or suspicious

those are his two defaults - everyone fits into either category

lila managed to fit into both and it was truly iconic

he grew accustomed to you being around, and whenever you weren’t, he’d ask about you

another key element to your relationship is that five went to you, first

he went to ask you about something or another, and the more he came over to ask you about things, the more you asked back

i actually think five would do okay with a more shy friend? like, he’s used to silence and he’s not too great with people, either, so maybe the two of you can help each other in that regard.

don’t get me wrong - he’d get annoyed with you sometimes, but i think his personality could use someone who calms him and could sit there in silence with him, both of you doing different things.

maybe you remind him of vanya, a little bit (who he clearly has a soft spot for, don’t lie)

and when you naturally being to ask five about himself, it doesn’t feel intrusive?

he just like...  f r i e n d ?

and as he warms up to you, it’s easy to see just how deprived he is

and this goes for pre- and post apocalypse five

and so i think what you try to do, most of all, is provide a sense of normalcy to five’s life - something simple and normal

and five may not really realize it at first, but there comes a day where he’s just chatting with you and suddenly his eyes narrow

and he wants to know why you’re doing this

"doing what?”

“...this.”

“having a coffee with you?”

“talking to me.”

“because we’re friends, five.”

and all i can imagine is five’s mind immediately going “friends? gross.” but then he warms up, don’t worry

i mean, he doesn’t agree, but he doesn’t leave, either.

oh, our emotionally constipated friends. we really do love them, even if they don’t understand why we do.

okay, but,,, the first time five admits the two of you are actually friends?

we’re crying today, folks

it’s most definitely in retaliation to something diego said

 “because (y/n)’s my friend, you idiot.”

and everyone within a five mile radius is  s h o o k

“you have friends?”

“yeah, unlike you, diego, so i have the high ground, here.”

you definitely tease him about it, later, and if it were anyone else, he would kill them right there. but it’s you, so...

“oh, shut up.”

“of course... friend.”

the next christmas, as a gag gift, one of the siblings gives you a t-shirt with “five hargreeves’ only friend” printed on it

and if this is pre-apocalypse, just imagine holding/wearing that shirt and wondering where he could be and praying that he’s not alone

okay, but now onto some random ideas

his sarcasm definitely rubs off on you at some point and the two of you can be very dry with each other

his siblings are crying because the two of you together,,, it’s too strong...

we all know that five is great at math

now, either you are great at math, too, and you get really competitive over who can solve things correctly and faster than the other OR

math is not your strong suit so you try very hard to get five to appreciate art in whatever form you like, best

music, theatre, painting, drawing, fashion, poetry, sculpture, etc.

and he will argue and say that he appreciates it, but you know for a fact he’s lying. five? appreciating the emotional weight of something?  p l e a s e .

but he does like some of what you show him. he’ll tell you if he gets drunk or it’s late at night and he’s feeling tired and sappy.

and speaking of poetry,,, five actually likes to read classics and poetry

especially post-apocalypse five, for a long time, books were all he had as reminders of people who had been

people who had feelings

he’s still lost on emotions, sometimes, but having something emotional like poetry helped a ton

when you realize he actually has a lot of poetry memorized, you definitely get him a poetry book

some new ones,,, just something to look at

he’s touched, even though he doesn’t show it 

oh, and five is competitive

play any board game with him. DO IT.

he will try to resist playing (he has much better things to be doing with his time, don’t you know?) but all you have to do is bet on it or get him eager to prove himself, and he will play board games with you for the next four hours, never moving from the designated area

he has a laser focus and yeah, maybe he counts cards if you ever take him to a casino

klaus has lost to five so many times. allison vows that one day, she will win monopoly. diego swears he won risk, one time, but he has no proof. luther no longer plays clue because five can figure out what it is within four minutes of playing. vanya is really just excited to be a part of game night. she’s already surrendered to losing.

maybe he teaches you his secrets to winning all the time. your the only one who he deems worthy to be his student and you indulge him from time to time.

he hates sports with a burning passion and will get in very heated debates with diego or luther over whether or not the nfl is rigged or not.

honestly, he loves debating anything, even if he denies it

ask him about anything and then deliberately play devil’s advocate. 80% of the time, he’ll get so wrapped up in proving his point, he won’t even notice that your just messing with him.

oh! and five has the  w o r s t  sweet tooth i have ever seen

especially post-apocalypse five - it’s all those years of his body craving anything fatty and full of carbs.

so if you bake!!! five is going to hover around you so that he can steal all the food, correcting your measurements because he apparently knows better than you

one time he gets on your nerves and you force him to bake alongside you

he’s kind of terrible at it - he gets flour everywhere

so now you’re giving him lessons in how to bake and cook because these are basic skills, five, you need to have them

five just really needs someone who is patient enough to put up with him and kind enough to see that he needs help, pls lord give him someone soft

BUT,,,, friend of five, beware,,,, you need to put down your foot sometimes because this idiot needs a firm hand sometimes.

and he listens to your judgement, so use your power over him carefully.

AND FLUFF ENSUES.

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[liquidcxurage]

[[ T H E  B A S I C S ]]

Name: Asher Jericho Bordeaux

Age & Date of Birth: 31, May 4th

Astrological sign & traits the character most embodies: Taurus, Stubborn

Job: Owner of Bordeaux Distillery

Height: 6'2"

Eye color: Hazel

Scars & how they got them: Too many to count, got them with too many stupid ideas.

Typical style of dress: Comfortable, that's a style, right?

[[ B O D Y  L A N G U A G E  &  P H Y S I C A L I T Y ]]

How does your character walk: One foot in front of the other.

What does your character’s voice sound like: A little grit, a lot of sarcasm.

Do they have any tics or unique mannerisms: He is always aware of his surroundings and covers most of his emotions with humor.

How do they smell: Like whatever soap is in the shower.

What’s their posture like: He is always ready to move, conditioned by a lifetime of being a 'guard'.

[[ P S Y C H O L O G Y ]]

How do they respond to stress: Whiskey.

What makes them anxious or uncomfortable: Not really anything.

What makes them happiest: Carefree shenanigans.

Are they an introvert or an extrovert: Ambivert.

Do they find it easy to make friends, why/why not: Very easy to make acquaintances but trusts very few people that he would call friends.

Do they have any triggers: Abuse against women and children will send him into motion without a second thought.

What is their worst fear: Burying his brother.

Do they sleep well, or have trouble sleeping: He doesn't really have trouble sleeping, on a rare occasion the spirits will warn him with a nightmare.

Are they most active during the day or at night: Since moving back to Hartsville, the day.

How intelligent are they: He is more street smart and business savvy rather than book smart.

Do they lie often, and how good at lying are they: He can lie with the best but only resorts to it when it is IMPOSSIBLE to tell the truth. He despises lying and liars.

[[ R E L A T I O N S H I P S ]]

What’s their sexuality: Heterosexual.

Are they currently in a romantic relationship: Not at the moment.

Are they currently in a sexual relationship: Not at the moment.

How important is romantic love to them: He didn't grow up with a good example of romantic love but has hope it might be in his future.

How important is sex to them: Important? He definitely enjoys it.

How important is friendship to them: It is one of the most important things, his friends are his family.

How important is family to them: This is THE most important thing to him.

What kind of people do they get along best with: Just about anyone that isn't arrogant, entitled, or trying to prove something to people that don't matter.

What kind of people can’t they stand: Arrogant, entitled people. The ones that puff up their chest and think hurting those that can't protect themselves is somehow 'being a man'.

What attracts them most: Understanding.

What is a huge turn off: Narrcissism.

Are they close with their family, why/why not: His Mother and Brother are his entire world.

What’s their most significant relationship: That would probably be with his brother. Together they get into trouble, but there is nothing they wouldn't do for each other.

[[ H I S T O R Y ]]

What’s the worst thing your character has ever done: Asher has fed 'evidence' to the gators of the bayou.

What’s their happiest memory: The first time, after 'the incident', that Kyle let out a belly laugh without fear of who would hear it.

What’s the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to them: After staying out later than he was supposed to, Ash came home to find his brother hiding in the crawl space under the house, terrified and refusing to come out. He had failed the only thing he was responsible for, protecting his brother.

Describe a childhood memory that is important to your character: When Asher was a kid, his mother woke him up in the middle of the night and took him outside. They spend the next two hours under the full moon, harvesting plants and bonding.

Describe a memory involving their family: The first time Asher's lip was split open by his father, the older Bordeaux actually acted like he cared. Like seeing his son bleed from something he had done was a wake up call. It didn't even take a full day before his split lip was joined by a black eye.

Describe a memory involving an animal: The first really solid relationship Asher had was with a woman he met saving a puppy from traffic. Turns out the hot headed Cajun Bordeaux boy could turn a head when he braves cars to get to the neutral ground.

Describe a memory involving a friendship: Before leaving Hartsville, there was only one girl that braved the ‘witches’ home to be friends with Ash. It may have started with a dare, sent to steal something from the garden, but after she came back for the friendship.

Describe a memory involving a romantic relationship: Toxicity can run rampant in teens, things were no different for Asher. When he was 19, he dated a 24 year old woman that was the definition of toxic, playing on his insecurities but she was the first person that ever made him actually fear that he was his father’s son. He never hit her, but he left because he couldn’t trust himself around her.

Describe the first time they experienced loss: The first time he heard his brother cry, Ash’s life lost any semblance of a childhood. In the span of one wailing cry, he lost that piece of his life and never noticed. 

Describe the first time they got jealous: The first time Ash ever was jealous was when he was about ten. He was walking home and past a little league field where a father and son were practicing. It wasn’t about the baseball, it wasn’t even about the relationship they had, he was jealous because his brother would never have that. Never have a father that would leave early to help him practice his swing. Asher could protect his brother, but he couldn’t give him that.

[bigfan-fanfic]

How about a fluff alphabet for soren from the dragon prince?

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Soren loves to eat with you. He doesn’t get a whole lot of time off as a Crownguard, so he uses his scheduled food breaks as a chance to be with you.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He loves your personality. He loves the way you walk, the way you wear your hair, the way you smile at him. He loves you so much and thinks you are the most beautiful thing in Katolis. No, in the whole world!

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

He wants to cheer you up, so he’ll try some jokes. He’ll ask if you want to sit on him while he does push ups, or have him carry you.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Somewhere nice. Living together, maybe a little kid to raise. Claudia lives nearby, infuriating but present, and there’s no impending war or doom. Just peace. Peace.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Soren is actually rather passive. Though he sometimes feels like taking control, he second guesses himself too much to make many moves.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Soren doesn’t want to fight with you, and probably only would if you did something pretty much unequivocally wrong.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Soren thanks you every day for being with him through sweet kisses, devoted looks, and strong hugs.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

He shares everything with you. Soren has decided he is done with lies.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

You help Soren grow more confident in himself, more sure. And he provides you with someone who cares deeply about you.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Soren doesn’t tend to get jealous. He thinks that you could be with a hundred different people at once, and he’d still just be grateful to be one of them.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Soren isn’t particularly good technique-wise, but the goodness comes from the feeling he gives you, like he lets everything go to be with you in the moment. It took your breath away the first time, and it still does.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

“H-hey, Y/N. You know how people say, ‘if you like it so much, why don’t you marry it?’ Well, that’s how I feel about you. Not that we should get married! Not that I wouldn’t want to! It’s just - agh, Claudia told me I shouldn’t try to joke! I love you, okay?”

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

He would like to get married, but he wants it to be your decision, so he’ll wait for you to propose.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

He usually just uses your name, or some cutesy variation thereof.

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Soren flexes a lot more to try and keep your attention, and is constantly worrying about you to his friends. “Do you think Y/N likes me?” “What do you think Y/N’s up to right now?”

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Soren is proud to be your boyfriend, and brags about you. He also has no concerns about PDA, just loving to kiss you whenever.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

Soren is really good at picking food. He tends to pick whatever you’re craving, and he loves to eat with you, sharing dishes and sides.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

He’s a romantic who’d do anything for your happiness.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Soren is your biggest cheerleader and defender. Literally. He has a sword and a shield and he will defend you if you need it.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Soren likes stability and comfort. Eating a meal with you once a day. Snuggling to bed. Going to a certain restaurant on Saturday mornings where they know your order by heart. Holding hands as much as possible.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Soren will need to be guided as to your emotions. He’s an open book, and constantly cheery, but he doesn’t do so hot with sarcasm or innuendo.

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

It’s worth everything. He loves you more than life itself.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Soren will try to keep anything you give him on his person until it is impossible. You picked a flower for him and he fixed it to his armor as a decoration. Until it dried up. But that just gives you the chance to give him more.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Soren is a cuddler and a kisser and a hugger. He loves showing you affection.

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

He sighs and gets distracted thinking of you. A lot.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

He loves making big gestures, like carrying you across town or searching all over Katolis for a present for you.

[softly-savage-mint-yoongi]

Pairing: Yoongi x reader

Rating: filthy smut.

Words: 3k

Summary: It is absolutely too hot outside for you or your boyfriend to even consider leaving the comforts of your shared apartment- not that it would tempt you any other day. You’re overheated by Yoongi’s slow trails down your body and his whiskey flavored pout.

Warnings: Hello, yes, police? I’ve fallen in love with Min Yoongi and I can’t get up. send h e l p Unprotected sex, ice play kink.

You can vividly remember several things prior to falling asleep. First, was the sweltering heat of the Summer. Second was the sound of cicadas against the backdrop of a lively Seoul afternoon, mingling with the low whirring of your poor air conditioner sitting in the window. Third, was the feel of Yoongi’s hand holding yours across the bed as he, too, attempted to nap away the heat.

You recall smiling at his equally bleary expression and turning your face into the sheets, succumbing to the comforting scents of fresh linens and his cologne.

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The short, gentle ringing of ice jostling in an empty glass jolts you awake and your hand automatically squeezes for the one it had been holding, only to find it frustratingly void of such a thing. Your eyes are still closed and your brow furrows.

A light chuckle on Yoongi’s breath gives him away. You turn over and stretch across the bed without any regard for the man leisurely watching you from a foot away. His answering grumbles force a lazy grin across your lips as your eyes finally land on his.

“Hi.” you say, rubbing at your eyes and fixing the strap of your camisole and bra that had fallen while you slept.

Yoongi laughs gently again as he returns your greeting. “What’s so funny?”

His blond hair looks softer than usual, fluffed by his habit of running his hands through it when he wakes up. He has a dazzlingly easy smile splayed on his face when you look at him again and it makes your heart throb softly in your chest.

“I was just admiring you.”

“Why is that hilarious?” you ask. You’re not certain if Min Yoongi, king of wit and sarcasm, is having fun at your expense.

He laughs a little louder upon seeing your incredulous expression, “I know you sometimes twitch when you sleep but I’m not typically awake to watch. It’s adorable.”

The frustration you were already feeling from the temperature only further inflates as your face heats in embarrassment and you remain silent. The glare you send him tells him everything he needs to know.

Sometimes when you are sleeping uncomfortably or when you have vivid dreams your body moves a bit. It never served to embarrass you until one particular dream featuring Yoongi, when you had accidentally woken him up with your body pressing into his deliciously. It was some of the best sex either of you ever had, but your boyfriend still liked to tease you about it from time to time.

“It reminds me of th-” he begins, but you cut him off by lurching forward to clamp your hand over his mouth. You look up at him only to find his eyes glued down the front of your thin camisole before you feel his wet tongue lick heavily across your palm.

Shrieking, you yank your hand back before smearing it all over his face. You feel an urge to tease him in return now that you’ve caught him staring. Rising up, you throw a leg over his hips to sit astride his own thighs, stretched out for you invitingly.

There’s a moment where Yoongi’s eyes darken and he licks his lips when the shock of feeling him half stiff against your ass registers on your face.

He turns away as if he is unfazed.  He brings the tumbler to his lips and tilts the last remnants of golden whiskey down his throat before smacking his lips together in a slightly obnoxious manner and fixing you with a meaningful stare.

You can feel his icy exhale against your flushes chest and your core clenches automatically. Yoongi definitely felt it, too. His mop of lightened hair whips out with a sharp twist of his head to lock eyes with you. All too suddenly it makes you want his ice cold lips against your Summer heated skin.

A few heartbeats pass between you both as your temperature increases. There’s no needing to ask Yoongi if he wants to fuck because you can feel his cock swelling slowly, pressing against your ass between the thin layers of clothing.

The first fleeting peck of your lips against his instantly brings the flavor of his whiskey to your mind. Expensive and deep. His lips are still a bit chilled, giving you a strange sense of relief. An idea crosses your mind as you sit up straight and fix him with a pout.

The blond watches you through his bangs, jaw slightly ajar as he waits for you to speak.

“Yoongi, it’s too hot.”

He smirks knowingly, aware that you’ve been eyeing the glass of slowly melting ice every few seconds.

“What do you want, baby?”

His voice never ceases to make you ache and he hisses quietly when he feels your core clench again at his use of the pet name.

“The ice.” you say.

“What about it?”

It isn’t until you realize he is waiting for a reply that you stutter one out, unsure if he will be on board with your idea.

“Your lips felt cool… kiss me with it. Use it…” you look away, cheeks blazing so hot you trail off.

“Use it?” he asks, head tilting to look at your face.

After a moment of silence, you nod.

“Where?” he teases.

Your eyes are pleading for him not to make you do this, but he relents with a gummy smile.

“My baby is embarrassed to ask for what she wants today, huh?” he muses, more to himself than anything.

“Alright.” he quips, picking up the glass from the bedside table and using his tongue to scoop a cube into his mouth before he gently pulls you forward and into his kiss.

At first nothing feels much different, but the chill seeps into his lips the longer the ice lulls against his tongue. When he licks at the seam of your mouth, the cold is instantly effective and you gasp, giving him the opportunity to curl his tongue over yours.

You sigh in relief at the cold, kissing the man against you with fervor. As the ice melts quickly, a bit of water spills from the corner of your mouth. Yoongi, ever the attentive lover, wastes no time in catching it at your clavicle, licking the trail back up the side of your neck.

Contrary to what is probably the most popular belief, Yoongi is tenacious in working for what he wants, and this characteristic does not falter when it comes to sex. He is an attentive and fiery lover,sometimes even playful, and you whimper when he entertains his teeth at your neck, nibbling the flushed skin with his cooled mouth.

Without looking, dexterous fingers pluck another cube from the glass and he places it between his pouted lips to drag down your neck before rolling you off of him for ease of access.

He dips his head to your chest and drops the ice into the valley between your breasts and smirks at your shudder.

“Let me help you cool off.”

You instantly oblige, delighted he seems so playful and willing to do this. He sucks the ice back into his mouth only to yank your camisole down below the swell of a breast. He skirts the edge of your bra with his tongue, water and saliva wetting the material.

You protest with a whine until he is pulling the fabric away from both of your lovely mounds, taking advantage of the size of his hand to squeeze and work one while his chilled mouth descends upon the other and your body jumps at the touch of the ice against your nipple. The sensation is odd, cold and hot all at once while his lips encompass it entirely.

He watches happily as your sternum hollows and inflates, fluttering with the jolts of cold ice teasing at your sensitive peak. The rapper lets some of the water spill from his lips, his cock twitching in his pants at the sight of it rolling down your breast.

Yoongi takes a gentle bite of the flesh, sucking a mark into the skin of your chest. He knows you love it if your moans of approval are anything to go by. The sensations from his mouth alone are a lot. It feels hot yet cold, soft lips yet harsh pressure.

He sits up to admire his handiwork, absentmindedly palming himself through his shorts. You smile coyly with the knowledge he loves it when your breasts are pushed up tightly over the top of your bra. You bite your lip, dipping a finger into your warm mouth before bringing it back down to a hardened bud and hissing.

Yoongi swallows hard, the ice in his mouth melted and gone. His jaw drops open and his pupils are blown, black as night.

“Off.” he grunts, clawing at your shorts. “I want all of it off, now.”

His tone is commanding, nevertheless making you shiver with arousal. Teasing, you pull your legs up against his chest and bend your knees over his shoulder so you can peel your shorts and panties over your thighs.

Yoongi’s hands are too busy running up and down your legs, kissing wherever he can attach his lips to your skin. You pull your legs back to yourself so you can reach your ankles and fling the offending items across the room somewhere towards the hamper. Your lover is too impatient to wait for your top to be removed as well.

He wastes no time in sinking his fingertips into the ice once more, using his weight and his hand to bear down and force your thighs into your stomach. Yoongi’s eyes are intense, the heat in them so scorchingly hot you feel like you’ve been burned where he touches you.

A whine escapes your throat as you feel yourself getting hotter and it doesn’t take much for sweat to begin forming where your heated skin meets itself.

The sound pitches into a yelp and the man before you has to fight a smug expression so his lips don’t let go of the ice between them as he runs it along the underside of your thigh from your knee.

Water dribbles a path down your backside while Yoongi takes his sweet time to tease you, inching the melting cube closer to where you want him most. He growls deep in his chest from the view of your core clenching in anticipation.

It’s not until the ice is a thin sliver that he lets go and lets it run down your behind. The Idol doesn’t hesitate, immediately using his cooled tongue to swipe an icy stripe across your aching cunt.

You clamp a hand over your mouth in reaction. Yoongi smiles and laughs between your legs. He pries them open gently and puts himself to work, making obscene sounds with his wet tongue meeting your leaking core.

A hand flies to his hair, fisting the soft locks and gyrating your hips. Yoongi lives for it, moaning softly into you and stoking the fire into a roaring inferno. He likes to indulge you and loves to have you dripping for him.

Your breaths are coming in shorter pants, the already torrid room becoming uncomfortably so. The rapper notices your distraction and quickly sits up to throw back another piece of frozen relief before laying it directly against you and playing with it. Licking the piece repetitively up your folds and sucking both it and your bundle of nerves into his heated cavern.

You internally berate yourself, thinking you should’ve asked Yoongi to play with ice while he eats you out sooner because you’re not sure you’ve ever experienced anything hotter. The precipice of euphoria is close, but you don’t want to cross it just yet, having too much fun.

Your boyfriend knows your body nearly as well as you do, especially when it comes to sex. He is the type of person to smugly compare your body to an instrument and tell you he is Min Suga, genius.

You’re too close, thighs spreading farther apart, and Yoongi is too impatient. Too turned on as he watches the pleasure furrowing your brow. Growing, it becomes unbearably hard for him to concentrate when he is aching, the sight of your teary eyes stiffening him to an uncomfortable degree.

He gives a particularly hard suck to call your attention, one hand still fisted in his hair and your other twisted among your own strands. Openly panting, watching his eyes bore into your own from between your quivering legs.

With a frustrated groan he pops off and sits back on his knees, his own chest rising and falling quickly to regain oxygen. He looks ravishing as he wipes the water and your arousal from his chin with the back of his hand.

“Don’t worry, baby.” he promises, stuffing his shorts down his thighs before stepping out of them on his knees, scowling at the material.

“Please.” you beg.

A sinful groan pulls from his chest and he snarls. He knows you’re begging half to tease him and half from sheer need. Strange how something as cool as ice heated your skin to a staggering degree.

Yoongi picks up your leg at your knee and drags you toward him in a rare show of muscle. He has been working out lately and you wouldn’t dare to tease him in fear he might stop. You’ll  never admit to him how much his arms and chest turn your brain to mush now. The pouty rapper has always been very beautiful in your eyes, but you firmly believe he would be much too powerful if he knew his thickening chest and biceps made your panties slick.

Plush lips separate and his blond fringe hangs into his eyes, head down to watch where his cock slides across your core. You let him set the position, wrapping his arm around your thigh and pressing it to his chest so your ass is firmly seated against his lap.

You’re mewling from the friction, soft, pitched whines falling freely from your mouth. The man above you hisses, sucking in through his teeth and swallowing thickly. You bite your lip and watch him tease you. Seeing your arousal smeared over his lap sends a pulse of heat straight to your already blistering center.

Slowly, he rocks his hips back and forth against against you, his thumb pushing his cock down harder against you and his longest fingertip drawing tight circles around your fevered clit.

You moan and squeeze your eyes shut, the sight of his pretty hands with his pretty rings and his pretty cock against your aching center are almost enough to send you to heaven.

“Yoongi, I’m gonna come if you…don’t…stop.” your voice sounds weak with your breathlessness and he smirks, smoldering eyes flicking to yours.

Without much pause he reaches for your breast again, giving a firm squeeze and shaking it in his grasp to watch the motions. Then he smiles, leaning down to lick his way into your mouth.

The moan bubbling from your throat is louder than the quiet groan Yoongi lets out on a puff of breath when he sinks his cock into your waiting heat.

It’s hard to take in as much air as you think you need when your lover has your leg captured between your sweating bodies. With a gentle push he sits back up and you’re not sure you can watch.

The Idol sets a deep pace from the start, his head down and lips dropped open to watch as he fucks you just how he knows you love it. He groans,  hips slamming forward to go harder, deeper, fueled by the sinful music of your cries and slick skin where it meets his.

You try to draw it out, to distract yourself by looking elsewhere. There’s sweat shining across his porcelain skin and the thick silver around his neck looks so good on him it doesn’t protest to slow your speed toward euphoria.

“Yoongi I-” you choke, fisting one of your own breasts so hard he worries it might bruise.

He seizes your gaze, looking at you from down his nose, chest heaving with exertion. The hair at the base of his neck and his fringe are beginning to soak with sweat. You don’t know if he has ever looked better.

“I know. God I love this pussy.” he growls, lip curling into a snarl. His pace becomes brutal, slamming himself into you without a care for anyone who might be on the other side of your apartment’s thin walls.

Your cries only stoke his flame hotter, and watching him do this to you takes you dangerously close to the edge. He’s panting hard, trying to control himself and stuff himself into you deeper all at once. Tiny grunts accompany each and every thrust, then mixing with the sounds of your slapping flesh, you begin to see white spots.

“Yoongi! Yoon-!” You chant, so very close.

“So fucking perfect.” he slurs in pleasure, then places his thumb on your clit and one flick is all it takes to make your world shatter.

You scream in pleasure, tears stinging at your eyes as the God above you circles your sensitive bud, helping you ride it out. A held breath released as a deep groan flows from Yoongi’s mouth and his lips snarl again as he leans deeper against you, fucking you into the mattress at a speed you didn’t know he was capable of.

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You can vividly remember several things prior to falling asleep. First was hearing Yoongi repeatedly slamming into you with lewd smacks as he chanted the word ‘Fuck’ like a mantra. His voice was gruff but climbed in pitch and breathlessness the closer he got to his release.

Second, was the feeling of his perfect cock driving you to over-stimulation as his powerful orgasm washed over him and spilled from your cunt as he continued to drive it into your drenched heat.

Third, was the bounce of the mattress when he fell beside you, completely exhausted and taking your hand in his. The room smelled heavily like sex but the sweltering heat and your sweaty skin was decidedly not bothersome enough to keep you from ascending into blissful sleep.

The short, gentle ringing of ice jostling in an empty glass jolts you awake and your hand automatically squeezes for the one it had been holding, taking comfort in the warmth that squeezed it back this time.

[sugar-petals]

Sub!Yoongi A-Z

warnings ⚠️: smut, bdsm, dom/sub

a/n: entries for jk and jimin linked in mlist.

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Could not be clingier. Definitely the type to like some music in the background for it. If possible: Loves to be picked up and carried, or just guided to a prepared ‘surprise cozy place’ that promises cushions, calm & plenty of joint napping. 

b = body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tough one. Definitely not the hands, I can tell you that.

c = cum (anything to do with cum basically… i’m a disgusting person)

Jizz and saliva make Yoongi morph into his final form. A giant slutty mess. He always swallows what he can get and blows bubbles. Needs that stuff running from of his nose. Sucks out every creampie, laps everything squeaky clean. Disgust is not in his dictionary. Cum is his skincare routine.

d = dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Yoongi wishes he’d cry every time you have sex. It turns him on.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

You’ll never be able to tell because he will come across as really competent either way. The type to search up all kinds of kinks on Naver, incognito mode. What you think might give him away but will stay anyways is how fidgety he gets beforehand. He doesn’t want to fail pleasing you. It’s one of your main obstacles to make Yoongi embrace the lax enjoyment and lack of pressure when you fuck. Because the more he stresses himself out, the less he’ll focus on pleasure in the first place. Experience is not a huge issue, but rather, developing ease. Once Yoongi can let go, his intuitive skills unfold the best.

f = favourite position (this goes without saying.)

While spooning. Both ways with him penetrating you, or you using a strap on him. He loves it because it resembles his favorite resting position aka fetal. Also excellent to whisper hot things into his ear.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Super silly. Makes funny noises you’ve never even heard of. Adrenaline makes Yoongi go all out. Might laugh a lot during sex. Enjoys your reactions.

h = hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

All natural. Practicality. Yoongi leaves the little fuzz there is and it’s cute on him. Especially the happy trail. Face, of course: He had a laser treatment, you won’t kiss stubble. 

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Oh my god, Yoongi is so sloppy and eager. Romance he’s 50-50 on, it’s more about how much you can mark him down and get out every little scream there is. 

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

The studio password protects him from his obsession becoming known, this guy can beat the meat like there’s no tomorrow. Boy can do this all day. Usually between long intervals.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

Asphyxiation. Yoongi loves to gasp and gag himself through sex and can’t help it. 

Fancy Clothes. He is fascinated; has something to play with his fingers. Kitten.

Degradation. Calling him names might become your second nature.

Chastity. Twice as loud when he’s locked up.

l = location (favourite places to do the do)

Sofa, his eternal buddy. Needs to be a surface that’s easy to wipe down given how messy as fuckity fucking fuck he is.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Loss of control, the sheer power exchange. Yoongi likes to be helpless and at the mercy of your teasing. Prone to seek total surrender. Not for every domme, but this guy makes for a perfect starfish. All that it actually means is: Calling for bondage.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hard limit feces. Also Yoongi Kryptonite: A partner’s constant self-doubt. He will always reassure, but at one point, the feeling transfers & drags him down, too. Strong lead needed.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Beware. Get tissues ready. Lives for sucking and licking the living hell out of his partner. Will perform a Cypher on your goddamn nipples and clit, that’s how intricate it goes.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

A lover of everything rapid and punishing. Likes to have his brains pulverized nonexistent by a good pounding. Wants to feel alive, being shaken, and thrown onto the bed. Would risk some major rug burn at any time, too. 

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Knows that it takes 20 minutes to properly warm up with a woman, quickies are only reserved for backstage fuckery. Dislikes it because he wants to be painstaking with prep, contraception, cleaning, the whole shebang. Safety first.

r = risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Provokes you to do some audacious things on him with his trademark smirk or some sarcasm, knows he can get away with anything even if BTS hears the two of you.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Likes a literally climactic approach so it’s one time, one hard time, and then mutual collapse. Aims for a typical 30 minutes time frame, and yes, he always checks his Rolex. Probably leaves that thing on while you fuck. PS: Also counts when you choke him, guy’s aiming for a new record every time.

t = toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toy enthusiast, the more torturous, the better. Probably some electro shit to use on his nipples. As for your toy collection: Oh well, he can make that magic wand go out of business.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

Outrageous amounts, shit. Indulges in physical teasing all the time trying to guide attention to his attraction points. Arms, ass, legs, neck. Movements: Just like a cat. Verbally, he will dare you to one-up either him or yourself last time you fucked with his tiny font comments. “Can you...?”

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

Desperate and pained moaning. Yes, noisy. And deep, respectively, that voice drops hard.

w = wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Yoongi couldn’t enjoy butt plugs more, spends time on his laptop wearing one. He also wants to try sounding and medical play.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Floral imagery here we come. Now that’s a pretty snowdrop. Good small dick lovin’. 

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

In overdrive particularly when you’re in his studio, adapts fast. Still goes all ham because of how easy it is to turn him on at the sway of a hip, which comes to his demise when you go for PDA. Yoongi lusts hard for your body, he pictures and enjoys it so much, feels boundless adoration. A lot of his drive goes into worship. You’ll see it in his gaze. That guy is nuts, nuts, nuts for your sheer presence, and always grateful that you spend time with him. 

z = zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Still apologizes for it. Dozing comes early, he’s really fucked out each time. Will be fast asleep for several hours with no dream in sight, nor tossing and turning either, because sex with you has the uncanny ability to put him at complete rest.

[lxmcs]

·ﾟﾟ·。𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 WESLEY NOTT, the ELEVENTH year RAVENCLAW student ! i hear that the TWENTY year old is known to be ELOQUENT and GENTLE and also very PRETENTIOUS and COWARDLY. however, if you ask me, the fact that they are a PUREBLOOD and leaning towards the side of the NEUTRAL (ORDER-LEANING) is a lot more telling.

                                                         FULL BIO | PINTEREST

tw; mentions of physical & mental abuse, and death throughout

tldr; bio: born to a wealthy pureblood family, wesley is the youngest of 3 boys. tragically, his mother mysteriously and suddenly passed 3 short months after having him due to complications from his birth. his older brothers always saw him as the reason their mother passed and took to mentally and physically tormenting him. his father jonathan — a cruel, sadistic man who saw his children more as pawns than sons — saw only wesley’s weakness and that he never fought back. wesley has seen first had that magic can be cruel, but it can also be kind. the family maid sophia and house elf bixby did their best to protect and heal wesley from all he endured. it’s because of them that wesley has persisted and decided to become a healer. he is entering his eleventh year and interning with st. mungo’s, though his father thinks he’s studying with the ministry. meanwhile, john and wesley’s brothers impatiently wait for him to graduate so the entire nott family can pledge their allegiance to the dark lord. except wesley has no intention of joining the death eaters — he’s just too afraid to confront his family. 

B A S I C S —

NAME: wesley emerson nott GENDER: cis-male PRONOUNS: he/him AGE: 20 BIRTHDAY: november 1 ZODIAC: scorpio sun, scorpio moon, leo rising FAMILY: jonathan nott (father), anastasia nott (mother), dorian nott (brother), gideon nott (brother) MBTI: istj SEXUAL ORIENTATION: demisexual

P E R S O N A L I T Y —

+ eloquent, gentle, pacifist, patient, resilient, loyal, intelligent, creative, cultured, honorable, thoughtful, observant

– cowardly, pretentious, know-it-all, pessimistic, blunt, unfriendly, crass, distant, deceptive, reclusive, conceited, unforgiving

H E A D C A N O N S —

he’s a complicated and misunderstood guy

part of that is his own doing, with the biting wit and sarcasm he uses to keep people at a distance

and part of it is due to his family’s reputation

dorian and gideon were definitely bullies and elitists throughout their hogwarts years

so when the third nott boy showed up and was sorted into ravenclaw

people were shocked

he proved to be nothing like his brothers, but for some that sharp tongue was enough to stay away

he is such a fucking coward

like…he’ll be brave eventually, but he’d sooner run away from his problems than confront them

he’s building himself up to this big confrontation with his family

where he’d denounce them and the nott name

but he’d just as sooner run away and vanish with his tail between his legs

he doesn’t know what to do

but he’s putting it off as long as he can

his views on the war and blood status are very egalitarian

he thinks that everyone is equal, and than muggles or muggleborns are no less than purebloods

his views were mostly shaped by sophia the family maid and bixby the house elf

they saw the bruised and battered, broken boy and took him into their hearts

it’s through their kindness that he survived as long as he has

jonathan would blatantly turn a blind eye to the torment dorian and gideon put wesley through

wesley had never shown an advanced affinity for magic like his brothers did

so john had no interest in him

what wesley was actually gifted at was healing magic

they were some of the first spells he witnessed (beyond the cruel ones his brothers would use on him)

sophia motivated him to study healing magic

to this day wesley has the gentlest touch

his bark is 100% worst than his bite

he never fought back to any of his brother’s cruelty

he’s actually a pacifist, he doesn’t feel right resorting to violence

the spells that he’s perfected are defensive in nature

he craves love and acceptance more than anything else

he’s so fucking touch starved

he flinches and tenses up as soon as anyone touches him

but just melts into it once he realizes it’s a kind touch

please give him a hug

he’s so loyal. it’s difficult to become his friend, but once you are he’d do anything for you

he has a soft spot for unyieldingly kind people

he can’t help but open himself up to those who show him unrelenting warmth

is NOT brave or adventurous

not a fan of pranks

tbh?? doesn’t have the biggest sense of humor

he’s kind of pretentious

very droll and dry in his humor, not at all a goofball

he’s too uptight to be a goofball

although he doesn’t judge on blood status or wealth

he does ABSOLUTELY judge people who act like fools

probably wouldn’t be friends with a goofball jokester

beyond grumbling at them

drinks tea

wears suits and always has his uniform tie

very proper and takes etiquette very seriously

but he sees value in the “simple” things in life

he’s just never experienced them

but he’d be willing to learn!

he’s most comfortable, at ease and himself when he’s healing

that’s when he takes off the tie, rolls up his sleeves, and gets his hands dirty

and he’s very good at flying

sometimes you can catch him around the quidditch field after the teams have finished practice

but he doesn’t play, he’s not very sporty

he has a crup named salem

she’s very social and she forces him to meet people by running up to greet them

he just got her recently (he’d wanted a crup for a while, but he’d never have a pet while he still lived in his father’s home… not with dorian and gideon around.)

VERY rarely smiles

has a resting bitch face

but when he does smile and it’s sincere

god it’s like the sun is shining through on a cloudy day

C O N N E C T I O N S —

(friends) — it’s not an easy thing to become. wesley’s difficult upbringing caused him to develop sturdy walls and a venomous tongue to keep his tender heart safe. however, if you managed to make it past those defenses, he is one of the most loyal, trustworthy, gentle people you’ll ever meet. he’ll still bluntly tell you your outfit is hideous, and he’s a bit pretentious, but he has a heart of gold. 

(death eaters) — because of his family, and because he’s never said anything to the contrary, many believe that wesley sides with and plans to become a death eater. this couldn’t be further from the truth; however, wesley never confirms nor denies his allegiance for fear it will make its way back to his father. this has caused some death eaters or those siding with them to treat him either like a comrade, or a source of suspicion. he never participates in discussions, and he certainly isn’t friendly. but he isn’t “friendly” with anyone. 

(enemies) — he’s certainly not an amiable, likable man. he’s cold and distant at face value, conceited and harsh, and most of the words out of his mouth have a cruel bite. it wouldn’t be tough to imagine that people wouldn’t be interested in trying to see what’s underneath that defensive exterior and took his cruelty at face value. maybe they knew his brothers, who were well known for tormenting him and others while they attended hogwarts. either way, it wouldn’t surprise me if he had some people sneering his way.

(mended wounds) — wesley is studying to be a healer by interning at st. mungo’s, but before this year he could often be found learning from the matron of hogwarts herself madame pomfrey. he was a talented healer, and it’s safe to say that perhaps he’s done his fair share of healing if someone needed it. maybe he came across someone his brother’s bullied, or watched a classmate have a bad accident while flying. in either case, wesley’s gentle, healing touch is a stark contract to his sharp exterior. 

(childhood friend) — a confidant for wesley. they came from a well-known family and found solace in one another’s lack of desire to be a part of the torment they both most likely went through. they were the one person who saw first hand the damage wesley’s brothers did to him, and felt relief and joy along with him when the sorting hat put him in ravenclaw instead of slytherin.