#that i had to wikihow how to play go fish for this

[nguyenfinity]

this is what you wanted right @voiceofsword

[choerrypuffs]

i wish you would write a fic in which it continues off from hey angle and yn absentmindedly calls jaemin donghyuck 😌 or maybe she digs the egg instructions out from the trash and puts it back on her fridge but one day she notices it’s gone and jaemin apologizes and says he threw it away because he ripped it accidentally or something and will reprint it for you or teach you how to make eggs 🤧 we love angst in this household

i am honored that the goddess of writing herself has visited my humble blog and bestowed upon me the honor to write some drabbles for her 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

please note that this is an alternate ending to my haechan fic oh my angel! read it here 💕

matches burn after the other, pages turn and stick to each other, wages earned and lessons learned, but i’m right where you left me.

It was a moment of weakness. 

They were just dumb printed wikiHow instructions on how to fry a sunny side up egg. 

It was just a dumb plate of eggs and bacon that looked like a smiley face. 

Donghyuck was just a dumb celestial being that barreled his way into your life for a couple days before disappearing and leaving an absolute trail of destruction in his wake. 

Yet you’re kneeling, opening the lid to your trash can, and fishing out that dumb piece of paper. 

Just another piece of him that you can’t seem to make yourself let go. 

The instructions are crumpled since you had angrily ripped them off your fridge and balled them up before tossing them in your trash, so you carefully smooth out the paper on your thigh.

He used my expensive color ink too.

And against your better judgment, you hang the instructions back on your fridge—hoping that they’ll repair the jagged, sharp, and uneven chasm that Donghyuck left behind in your life.

When in reality, all it really does is serve as a painful reminder of what felt like him sharpening every feather on his wings and using them to hollow out your heart. 

.

.

.

You notice it immediately when you walk into the kitchen, as if there was an infinite black hole in the middle of your fridge. 

The instructions, which had been on your fridge for the past week, are gone. Everything suddenly looks so out of place; the magnets float around on the door aimlessly, deprived of their centerpiece. 

Na Jaemin, your best friend and not-yet-boyfriend, is cooking. When he glances up and sees you, he beams so brightly that it almost makes you forget about everything else. 

But it isn’t so bright that it outshines the glow of Donghyuck’s wings. 

“Morning!” Jaemin says cheerfully, ever the morning person. “I made breakfast. Don’t forget we have early rehearsal in an hour.”

That’s right. You’re a ballerina, a trait that used to define you as a person before Donghyuck. Nowadays, you just go through the motions as if you were one of those porcelain ballerinas in a music box. 

You muster up a smile for Jaemin before sitting down at the table. He sets down a plate of eggs, scrambled and no bacon, in front of you. 

You’re not sure if you want to laugh or scream or cry. It’s like God, or maybe even Donghyuck himself, is playing a sick joke. As if he hasn’t dealt such a cruel blow to you already. 

“By the way,” you start, trying to keep your voice from trembling. “Do you know what happened to those instructions that I had up on the fridge?” 

Jaemin pauses, trying to remember, because it’s something seemingly so insignificant that even he, who pays attention to every little detail when it comes to you, can’t recall off the top of his head. 

But it’s not insignificant to you, and you hate Donghyuck for it. You hate him because hate is the only emotion that is stronger than love.

“Oh, right,” he finally answers, “I opened the fridge door this morning, and it just fell off, so I just threw it away since it was all wrinkled and it had some kind of stain on it. Sorry, I didn’t know you needed them. I haven’t taken the trash out yet, I can get it for you.” 

Jaemin looks so guilty that you start to feel guilty yourself. 

“I don’t need them,” you lie, “not anymore.” 

“Are you sure?” he asks—because he’s kind. Jaemin is kind and caring and sweet, and you know he’ll be good to you for the rest of your life. 

So why, why do you keep thinking of him?

“Yes,” you choke out. 

“What were they for anyways?” 

“Sunny side up eggs.”

“You could’ve just asked me,” Jaemin laughs, and it’s a wonderful laugh—like a warm spring breeze. 

But you long for snowfall on Christmas.

send me a summary of a fic you wish i would write!

[yonqha]

—- 📞

speed dial

the light bulb in your room goes bust, and you needed someone to fix it fast. you had absolutely no clue on how to change a light bulb. but allen ma, your ex-boyfriend, knows how.

allen x reader oneshot (requested) // semi-angst, fluff (?)

word count: 1.9k words

a/n: this was just lightly edited (i got too lazy) lmao so pls excuse any errors >< and :D let me know if y’all want an alternate ending for this i might write and post one soon ^^

masterlist

heavy hands on the keyboard, the smell of coffee suspended in the air, and light illuminating your weary face. this was the current situation as you were busy typing away your report for work. your hours at the office were seemingly not enough for the amount of tasks you needed to do, hence the urge to continue work at home instead of taking your time to rest.

you gave yourself no breaks, wanting to finish this as quickly as possible to stay on track. the only breaks you considered were mini sips of the instant coffee by your side and fast trips to the bathroom. notifications from your phone didn’t bother you at all, you were that driven to finish this report as soon as you could.

but the main light in your room didn’t seem to favor that. after taking a sip from your coffee mug, it flickered a few times and decided to die on you. the room suddenly went dark, minus the light coming from your laptop. this made you groan in frustration. standing up, you went to the light switch just by the door to check. you turned it on and off but to no avail-- it’s a busted light.

a loud sigh came out of your mouth. out of all the things that could happen, your light had to die on you. you thought of just continuing to work without the light, but your eyes were starting to get strained from looking at the screen for hours. this made you regret not buying a desk lamp in the first place.

you had to think of a solution, you didn’t want to stall for too long as you might lose your energy to work. grabbing your phone from the desk, you opened your contacts to try and see if you could call an electrician. but upon seeing the time, you immediately gave up.

there is no way an electrician would go to your place at 2 in the morning.

plus, the time for them to get here? you couldn’t wait that long.

so you decided for plan b: going to wikihow to search how to change a busted light bulb. scrolling through the steps, you just got more and more confused. you don’t even know how to differentiate light bulbs, how on earth are you going to change one by yourself?

so you settled for plan c: finding someone on your contact list that knows how to change a light bulb (and is possibly still awake at this hour). you paced back and forth inside your room, scanning each name in your contacts to find anyone that can help you.

your eyes then fell on a certain name, making your feet halt immediately. does this person know how to change light bulbs? yes. is this person still awake at this hour? you’re definitely sure about that. does this person live relatively close to you? yeah, somewhat.

but are you sure you want to call your ex-boyfriend to help change your broken light bulb? no answer.

you didn’t want to bother him, probably cooped up in his studio busy producing tracks like he always does. but you have no other option, well, unless you want to cite the rest of the alphabet starting from the letter d for other plans.

you took a deep breath. ‘you have a report to finish, y/n. get yourself together.’

you dialled his number and put the phone to your ear. it only took a couple of rings before the male answered. “hey, allen? i need some….help.”

just a few minutes after the call, allen was already by your doorstep ringing the doorbell. you took one quick look at the mirror to fix yourself, thinking you might be a complete mess from doing work, and opened the front door.

your eyes met and you swear you could feel the butterflies enter your stomach. those same pesky butterflies that gave you that fluttering feeling whenever you were with the male. you mentally cursed. you thought you’re already moving on from him, but it seems not. your body can’t lie, what else could be a possible explanation for this? the coffee?

yeah, probably.

“hey, y/n.” allen greeted, giving you a small smile.

“hey.” you replied back. sensing the forming awkward atmosphere, you moved aside to give allen space to enter your unit. it honestly felt weird for you to be letting allen in like this, especially when you’re used to him just entering the unit without your help. after all, this used to be allen’s apartment as well. the both of you lived together in this space you both could call home.

without hesitation, allen headed to the room just by the kitchen. “everything’s still here, right?” he pointed at the door. standing by the kitchen counter, you nodded in reply.

“i never really touched that room, you were the one who took care of it after all.” you commented as allen turned the knob. he opened the door to see that his arrangement of the supplies inside remained as it was. he let out a chuckle. “i can definitely see that.”

after getting the brand new light bulb and a flashlight from the stockroom, the two of you headed over to your bedroom to have the light bulb changed. allen grabbed a spare chair from the room to stand on and proceeded to work. you sat on your office chair, taking a sip of your already cold coffee.

“just an idea but, i think you should be teaching me how to change a light bulb,” you set down your mug. “or any home repairs in general.”

“i’d be willing to offer you lessons,” allen replied as he unscrewed the broken light bulb. “that’d be 5 bucks per lesson. deal? we can start now if you want to.”

you kicked his leg from your seat, and the two of you laughed at the exchange. “i can’t believe you.” you muttered and shook your head.

it was just like how it was before— exchanging jokes, having playful conversations. except, you two broke up. it reminded you of how the two of you first hung out together, enjoying each other’s company through hours of talking and joking around. but that reminder came with the small pang in your heart, another reminder that it is now just a memory living in your head. something you don’t experience as often as before, and something you have to get used to not having.

allen took out the new bulb out of its box, and broke the momentary silence. “so, how have you been?”

it took you quite a while to answer, coming up with something that isn’t about you thinking about your breakup and starting to move on. “i’ve been….well. just busy with work as usual. you?”

“just the same. i’m finishing up an EP, just a few final touches and it’s ready for release.”

hearing that made you smile instantly. allen’s music was your favorite, and hearing that he’ll be releasing new songs soon brightened up your mood. “oh? that’s great! finally, i have something new to listen to.”

“and something new to have on repeat for hours.” allen remarked as he started to screw on the new light bulb. you rolled your eyes at his words and at how he still remembered your habit of leaving songs on repeat.

“okay, done.” allen turned off the flashlight, got off the chair he was standing on and went to turn on the light. the room was illuminated, and that meant you can finally start working again.

“thank you so much, allen. i’ll treat you to a meal for the help.” you stood up from your chair, watching as allen returned the chair to its earlier position.

“no need, y/n. but thank you.” he flashed you a smile and exited the room. you followed shortly behind.

allen went to return the flashlight back in the stockroom. closing the door once he was done, he suddenly searched for something in is pocket. seeing as he couldn’t find it, he faced you and asked for a favor. “can i borrow your phone? i think i left mine in the car. i just have to make a quick call, if it’s alright?”

“oh, sure, it’s in my room.” you replied as you made your way to your room, grabbing your phone from your desk and heading back to allen. you unlocked your phone and handed it over to the male.

as he was busy inputting the number and making the call, you awkwardly looked away and gave him the space to make his call.

soon after, you heard a phone ring beside you. you turned to face allen who just fished out his phone out of his back pocket. the confused look on your face made allen chuckle.

“here, thanks.” he handed back your phone. “i placed my number on speed dial. so if you’re ready for those lessons, or just need some more help in general, just give me a call.”

taking your phone from his hands, you smiled. “thanks, allen. i appreciate it.”

allen paused, gathering his words, and spoke. “i…know you’re trying to move on and maybe you don’t wanna see me,” he started. “and you’re probably still a bit sensitive from the breakup. but i hope you know that i’m still sorry for the way i acted that day.” his eyes met yours, showing how much he means it. “we both weren’t in the right minds to talk, and it led to...this. maybe it’s for the best, but, i wish i could’ve handled my emotions better. and i’m truly sorry for that.”

as if on cue, your brain played the memory of that day. two stressed individuals fighting with each other under the control of raw and ugly emotions. you both decided after that it wasn’t working anymore, and it led to a mutual breakup. it still hurts for you, though. someone you held so dear to your heart suddenly leaving just like that. the two of you didn’t meet ever since that day. well, until your light bulb decided stop working. is this fate doing its work?

“as cliche as it may sound, i hope we can stay friends at least.” allen smiled at you, hoping you would agree to the idea. it hurts for you knowing the most you two can become are friends, but you thought that maybe this is for the best. maybe this is what it should be. and i guess it’s better than losing allen in your life. besides being your partner, he was like a best friend to you. why waste this chance?

“can i still be your best friend?” you asked after a short while, and allen gave a lighthearted laugh.

“that would be great, y/n.”

the thick air between the two of you dissipated, and the heavy feeling in your heart started to fade away. meeting allen one more time was what you needed all this time.

you escorted allen to the door and bid him goodbye. the apartment was now empty again besides your presence, but it felt much more lighter. like the invisible cloud of black smoke around your unit was finally gone.

with a light feeling in your heart, you went back to your room. you headed to your desk, the laptop screen flashing for you to finish the report. after giving it a good stare, you closed it.

you deserve a break. the report could wait.

[normal-thoughts-official]

Aftermath

The MC survives Richard Sutcliffe's attempted murder.

This is what happens after.

Fandom: It Lives (Visual Novels)

Relationships: Main Character & Tom Sato & Imogen Wescott & Danni Asturias, Elliot Vance & Main Character (It Lives Beneath), Danni Asturias/Imogen Wescott, Robbie Sutcliffe/Elliot Vance (mentioned), Richard Sutcliffe & Dying

Additional Tags: Crack, Humor, Canon Compliant, Mentions of Sex, that's basically it honestly this is just crack, also yes my character is named That Bitch that is his name, i do not have the maturity to pick my character's names and be normal about it, and since this is a crackfic i thought it was fitting to keep the name i had originally picked, anyway. enjoy, no beta we die like men, honestly the whole thing with robert trying to murder the MC was so crazy, im just like, theres no way to react to this that isnt crazy

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When Robbie and Elliot get back home from their date, the first thing they see is That Bitch making fishsticks, as expected. However, the kitchen is half-destroyed and That Bitch is drenched head to toe in lake water, which is considerably less expected. Richard Sutcliffe's corpse, which had apparently spawned into their kitchen for the purposes of quick visual storytelling, was also there.

"Uh… Watcha got there, That Bitch?" Elliot asks, frozen in place.

"Fishsticks," That Bitch replies, showing him the frying pan. "They'll be ready in a minute."

Robbie stares at the body, frozen in shock. "Is that my dad?" he asks.

"Hah, more like your dead," That Bitch replies, then does a double take. "No, wait, shit. I'm sorry, Robbie. I don't know why I brought his body here. Seemed like a good idea at the time. In my defense, I didn't know you'd be joining us."

"Robbie, uh, really likes fishsticks," Elliot says, face red.

"Yeah, no, I was stupid for thinking you'd spend time apart willingly, it's on me," That Bitch replies. "Anyway, Robbie, I'm, uh, sorry."

Robbie swallows. "Did you go looking for my dad's corpse in the lake, or…?"

"What? Oh, uh, no. No offense, but I kinda had other worries in my mind."

"Right, that's what I thought."

They stare at each other.

"Sooo… Fun conversation starters for the night... Why is my dad's corpse here?"

"Right. That's because I, uh, killed him. But in my defense, he started it."

"That sounds about right," Robbie nods. "What did he do?"

"Oh, you know. Showed up while I was cooking, struck me with tranquilizers, then shoved me into a coffin and threw me in the lake. The usual."

"I thought he was dead," Elliot says, dumbfounded.

"He is now! Better late than never. No, wait. Sorry, Robbie."

"It's okay," Robbie shrugs.

"Man, grandma kinda sucks at this whole murder thing. So many NPCs showed up in the story just to die, and she couldn't even take care of Robert? I thought her vendetta was specifically against the cultists anyway," Elliot says.

"Yeah, I remember I saw her running after Robert during the whole townpocalypse, she had a marlinspike and everything. I guess he just, like, survived being stabbed by a ghost."

"Wow, lame. No, wait. Sorry, Robbie."

Robbie shrugs. "It's okay. I mean, I already assumed he was dead, so it's not, like, news or anything. Also, yeah, your grandma kinda let you down on that one."

Elliot and That Bitch look at each other for a second. "Right. You kids should go into the living room do something appropriate for your age yet couple-y. I will get his body somewhere more hygienic, and then we can, like, properly talk about this."

"Sure, sounds like a plan," Elliot says, already grabbing Robbie's hand.

As if on cue, grandpa shows up. "Hey, kids. Sorry I'm late, I lost track of time. Hope you didn't do anything fishy. Heh. Oh my god, what is that?"

"Fishsticks," all three of them reply at once.

-----

The kids go into the living room, and That Bitch and Arthur debate what to do with the body.

"Maybe we should take it to the police?"

"Right, because cops are totally trustworthy to deal with something like this, particularly in this town," That Bitch replies.

"Touché. Why didn't you just dump him into the lake? People would just assume that he died during the flood like everybody else."

"His face is smashed in by what is clearly a hammer," That Bitch replies.

"And? Cops are stupid, they wouldn't question it."

"Holy fuck, you're so right. Damn."

----

They hand the body over to the body-fishing efforts, who predictably didn't ask anything about it. As a quick goodbye, Robbie said, "rest in piss, dad," before handing over the body. It was really emotional. Elliot put his hand over Robbie's shoulder solemnly and everything.

When they're leaving, they run into Tom, who was also volunteering to help with the efforts before he had to go back to college, because apparently at no point will he ever think he's done enough for strangers he's never met in his life. "Hey, guys, what's up?", he asks.

"Hey Tom. Richard tried to kill me."

"Oh my God, did you die? No, wait. I meant, are you okay?"

That Bitch shrugs. "You should see the other guy."

"Last time one of us said that, the other guy was completely unscathed."

"Last time one of us said that, it was you."

"Unprovoked???"

"Please stop referencing the Karl Marx K-pop Stan Fight every time we talk," That Bitch sighs.

"It fuels me."

"Right. Anyway, do you know where Imogen and Danni are? I kinda figured I should tell the details to you guys in person, and all. Feels weird to announce my almost-murder via text. WikiHow had no tips on how to do that."

"Oh, I know exactly where Danni and Imogen are," Tom says. "I've seen things, That Bitch."

"Good for them, good for them."

"Yeah. We should stop by Danni's place in like, three hours or something, and see if we can give them the details. Speaking of which, why is your grandma so bad at murdering the right people?"

"This is actually the one thing I don't have an answer to."

"Hey, cut Josie some slack," grandpa says.

"She tried to kill you," Tom points out.

"Yeah, but like, mood, you know?", he replies, shrugging.

"Solid point."

----

They get to Danni's house three hours later, as agreed, and knock on the door lightly to let them know they are there, and still See Things.

"Oh my god, Tom, again???," Danni screams, throwing an embarrassing capybara plushie at him.

"I should be the one saying that!! How are you back at it already??"

"'Back'?" Danni asks, frowning.

"He thinks we stopped at some point, babe," Imogen explains, with the patience of someone talking to a toddler.

"Oh, like, for snacks?"

"No, because we'd be tired or something. Like, for a few hours."

"Damn, lame. What do you think we are, 70?"

"I think you are very naked and making no move to fix that," That Bitch intervenes.

"Oh, right! Sorry, sorry," Imogen says, startling to hustle to find her clothes in the middle of the mess of the living room.

"You come into my house, you make Imogen put clothes on," Danni grumbles, pretending that she's looking for her bra, which is right in front of her and also bright yellow.

"Sorry, it's kind of an emergency. Richard, uh, tried to kill me."

"Yeah, but did you die?"

"Danni!," Imogen says, clearly going for a scolding tone, which is completely undermined by the way she's giggling at her antics.

"What? He looks fine to me. I'm sure Richard can wait a few more hours before we start looking for him again, or whatever."

"A few more hours?" Tom asks, shocked.

"Actually, I killed Richard already," That Bitch replies.

"Well, what the fuck are you doing here then? The case is closed. We'll see you tomorrow!" Danni says, shushing them out of the room.

"Tomorrow?" Tom squeaks.

----

Tom and That Bitch stare at each other as the door locks behind them. "I need more stamina," Tom says, pouting.

"Personally, I just broke a coffin while underwater, so I think I'm good."

"Damn bro, that's crazy."

"Well, you know how Fridays are."

"True. Did you guys have your fishsticks, at least?"

"Yeah."

"Cool. So, should we play videogames, or?"

"Sounds like a plan."

And that's that. Well, at least it was quick.

[bakusoftie]

How about Deku, Katsuki and Todoroki being turned into a cat ( or whatever pet you want ) for a week and their fem s/o taking care of them (like petting,feeding,and playing with them) until they turn back ?

this is so cute omfg

y’all

i fucking love cats

Izuwu, Bakubabe, and Icycutie turning into cats for a week

🥦 izuwu 🥦

apparently some general studies student hated class 1-A so bad that they used their quirk to turn the innocent lil deku into a tiny white munchkin cat with his emerald green eyes and three black spots of fur on his cheeks

he looked so ADORABLE AHHHH

you were walking towards the dorms when you hear the cries of a kitten and looked down at your feet to find the cutest cat you have ever laid eyes on

“Hey there lil buddy!,” you cooed as you picked the ball of fluff up and rested him on your chest.

you thought he reminded you of your crush from the color of his wide green eyes

you couldn’t stop yourself from pecking kisses all over his fluffy face

izuku was sent into a flurry of purrs as he nuzzled his head into your warm chest

he felt kind of bad since you had no idea it was him but he felt so safe and complete being snuggled in your arms and he never wanted to leave

you snook the cute ass fur ball in your room, not before raiding the kitchen for a bowl of milk and leftover pork cutlet bowl that belonged to Denki (it’s okay you left him some money for McNuggets)

you laid the stubborn kitten on your bed but he kept wanting to bury his head in your warmth

“Awww, I’m gonna name you...Deku!,”

the kitten raised his head when he heard that and started licking your hand as if he was giving you little kitty kisses

“You must like that name,huh? It’s because you remind me of him...because you both are so cute!!”

Izuku crawls into your lap and nuzzles his head against your thighs and thinks ‘damn this is the life’

he would never get to do this when he returns to his human form so he for sure will milk the fuck out of this

when your hand comes down to scratch his neck, he swears he has reached heaven as his purring increases and he lets out a little “prrt”

He’s fucking love it

Until he sees you getting undressed...

Then he bulldozes his face into your pillow and let’s out a series of ‘meows’ that kinda sound like his muttering

If you stroke his fur while he eats, he feels like he’s going to combust from joy please don’t stop

6 days later when you’re so used to having this little kitten follow you everywhere and giving you cuddles, you also start to wonder why izuku hasn’t been coming to class lately

until one night when you and Izukitty are cuddling, him being curled into a ball on your boobies

And you feel the fuzzy warmth on your chest start to get heavier

uh

two questions

where did your cat go?

WHY IS IZUKU NAKED AND STRADDLING YOUR WAIST

Izuwu is so flustered and he can’t hardly get a word out except...

“M-Meow?”

💥kitsuki bakukitty💥

ma there's a weird-looking fucking cat outside

seriously...bakugou as a cat is fucking frightening

do not give this fucker CLAWS

well somebody did

and bakugou was fucking pissed

he couldn’t do anything for himself and his quirk wouldn’t even fucking work

not to mention he keeps hacking up disgusting fucking hairballs

it was your turn to take the dorm’s trash out when you see a

sort of cute-looking?

ash-blonde cat with sharp red eyes staring into your soul.

THIS FUCKER POUNCED ON YOUR LEG

CLAWS DIGGING INTO YOUR FLESH

he is literally ‘my cat from hell’

But you thought his aggressive actions just meant he was an abused stray that needed to be nutured

uh bitch

you was w r o n g

you also thought his fur and eyes kinda looked like your crush, Katsuki

so of course,

you named the kitty

katsukitty

he did not wike it

you got so many cat scratches BITCH YOU STARTING TO LOOK LIKE VICTOR ZSASZ

you googled “how to tame an agressive cat” on wikihow and it said to spend time with the cat and play with him so

you took that bitch to your room

and got out a ball of yarn and a laser pointer

“let the chaos begin, katsukitty 😈”

let me just tell you that this bitch’s meows sound like he’s being fucking drowned like

he’s so ugly LMAOASKKS

but the angry little kitten gets used to you and rubs his head your hand as he gets ready to ATTack and nibble the fuck out of your finger

you text kiri to come over and meet your new little friend and

the moment he smells the stench of another male coming up into his territory (aka you)

he fucking asshole

bites a fucking chunk out of kiri’s lightening mcqueen crocs

kiri: gEt yOur fUckinG cAt, BiTch

you: he don’t bite 🙂

kiri: yES hE dO

im so sorry kiri but

those crocs were ugly anyway

katsukitty did you a favor

bakugou is such an asshole cat like he literally jumped up on your dresser for the sole purpose of knocking your limited edition Best Jeanist Funko POP to the floor

yOu shiTTy BitcH

you had to get a spray bottle full of water after he scratched up the All Might t-shirt that Izuku bought you for your birthday

jealous heaDASS

he won’t let anyone inside your room

I mean you saw what he did to kiri’s crocs

So when mineta thought he would be slick and sniff your panties while you were in the shower

Katsukitty didn’t even have to touch the fucker

he just growled and mineta shit his pants

he protecc

he attacc

but most importantly

he a snacc

speaking of snacks,,,

if you try to feed him that gross ass canned cat food

he will fuck your ass up

don’t even think about it

although...he was considering it 😳

but no

once you accidentally dropped some sriracha on the floor and his ass lapped that shit up

you swore to god that isn’t healthy for cats to eat but

you still gave him a whole bowl full

because he made him happy

and you could finally pet him while he ate without getting slice and diced

that’s how most your days were like until the end of the week when you were coming to your room after making Katsukitty a tiny version of Bakugou’s costume

but what you were met with was a naked Bakugou (with only a ball of yard to cover his privates) on your bed

“I’m going to get you back for calling me fucking ‘Katsukitty’ for a week,dumbass”

💙 IcyCutie ❤️

oh this defenseless baby

he has no clue how this happened to him but the moment he sees you, he has the urge to rub his head against your leg?

and he does

you look down when you feel something soft and furry brushing against your ankle

it’s this cute ass slender white cat with an orange spot that covers his left eye and head. His eyes are two different colors and you think he is the cutest thing to ever grace this earth

He’s literally many the ‘🥺’ face and

Your uwus have been

s n a t c h e d

Todorokitty wishes he could communicate with you somehow and tell you that it’s him but then you’re putting him up and holding him tightly against your breasts and

😳 big boobs? small boobs? no boobs? he do not care

his brain just goes: tiddy

honestly you could do whatever you want with him and he wouldn’t care

he’s kinda one of those cats that just want to sleep

he’s such an lazy cat like

just hold him and lay with him please

even as a cat, he is just so touchstarved

the only moment he shows any feral activity is when you brought some Zaria soba for yourself and nasty ass fish for him

this bitch yeeted the fish off the plate and when you’ve gone to go clean it up

THIS BITCH PUTS HIS FURRY ASS HEAD INSIDE THE BOWL

bitch almost drowned in that shit

feed him

peasant

he definitely gets used to you taking care of him and being treated like he’s special and loved because he never got that before so there’s times where he just stares at your with wide eyes and paws at your tummy

he gets the best sleep of his life being cushioned by your body

you are his bed now

sometimes he’ll leave the room and come back to leave you “gifts”

oh

oh god

is that a fucking hamster?

😳 oh no

that’s koda’s hamster

“I understand that you were trying to do a good thing but you have committed an atrocity”

just wait until you get this hoe on some catnip 😈

normally he’s such a calm and collected kitty but once you sprinkle some of that good kush

he go ‘aRrrrOowwww’

he’s basically banging his head on the carpet trying to snort this shit the best he can

you and todorokitty have some good times and some bad times

but you do miss actually Todoroki

it makes you sad some nights because you thought he might be avoiding you

when he sees you sad, it reminds him of his mom tbh and he never wants you to feel this way,,especially if he’s literally right in front you

he’ll lay his head on your shoulder and put tiny kitten licks all over your face

👅 aaaulghh

the next day, you walked into your room after a trying day of school and flopped onto your bed where you thought your precious kitten was so you went to pet the little guy

except you were met with flesh

and i oop

😟

“are you naked? ewwwww.”

Shouto had no fucking shame

He just pulled you into his arms like nothing changed

“Shut up and let me love you, kitten”

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Trust

Summary: Jenna moves in across from Eddie and Venom after escaping an abusive relationship. Within hours of meeting the journalist, her ex-boyfriend winds up dead and she comes face to face with the creature terrorizing San Francisco.

Warnings: Physical abuse, domestic abuse, anxiety, violence

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           Jenna knew she probably should have been at the peak of her life. She was in her mid-thirties which was the new twenties for Millenials. She had the opportunity to be a little selfish because she wasn’t married, had no kids, and was young.

           But it seemed like at every turn, Jenna was hitting obstacles. She grew up in a dysfunctional family but always blamed herself for her increasingly worse relationships. Her last boyfriend landed her in the hospital with three broken ribs, a broken nose, and a black eye. With some friends’ help, Jenna managed to escape and get herself into a new apartment. It was a pretty shitty one in a pretty run down part of the city, but she was free.

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           “There is someone in pain by our door.” Venom brought Eddie’s attention up from his phone as he walked upstairs.

           “Huh?” The journalist jogged up the last flight of stairs in alarm.

           “She is in pain.”

           A woman was hauling boxes into the apartment across from Eddie’s. Venom appeared to be right. The woman looked young but in visible pain as she lifted the boxes. She walked with a slight hitch in her step as well.

           “Your pulse quickened. You think she is beautiful.” Venom’s deep voice was inquiring but had a hint of jealousy.

           Their relationship had been delicate. There wasn’t a Wikihow article about falling in love with your parasi-ahem, symbiote. But Venom was comforting and understood Eddie. There were a lot of factors to that, but Venom didn’t have to be in his mind to get him. And yet, there were the logistics of that matter.

           Could a human date an alien?

           Could someone date what was physically attached to them?

           Would he technically be dating himself because they were basically one entity now?

           Could a relationship work if you had zero alone time?

           Not that Eddie was annoyed; Venom was starting to understand boundaries. “Nah bud, you’re my number one.” Eddie comforted the symbiote as he walked to his door.

           “You cannot deny physical signs, Eddie.”

           The journalist fished for his keys and glanced over his shoulder. The woman came back out of her apartment and caught his gaze. “Hey, I’m Eddie.” He reached over to shake her hand.

           She pushed a strand of auburn hair off her sweaty forehead. “Oh, hi. I’m Jenna.” She shook his hand. “Guess we’re going to be neighbors now.” She gave him a polite smile.

           “Yeah, I was actually glad to see the last tenant go. You don’t happen to play guitar do you?” Eddie tried to joke but he could see the marks left from the beating she’d sustained just a week before. He couldn’t say for sure what the cause was, but he got a sinking feeling in his gut that it wasn’t accidental.

           “No, just sing in the shower sometimes. I hope the walls aren’t that thin.” Jenna replied in a light-hearted manner. But she was wary. “Are you going to do a news report on me if I do?” She teased.

           Eddie looked a little surprised, then let out a short, sheepish laugh. “You watched my segment.”

           “I did. I was sad to hear you weren’t on the air anymore. But, aren’t there rumors flying around that you were starting up again?”

           “Yeah, no.” He shrugged and stuck his hands in his pockets. “Just rumors.”

           “Oh.” Jenna leaned against the doorframe. “So, what do you do now?”

           “Y’know, writing and just sticking my nose into places I don’t belong.” He cracked a wise smile.

           “She appears to like you.” Venom had been uncharacteristically quiet through the exchange.

           “Sounds exciting.” Jena picked up a lamp to bring inside. “I guess you have a lot to report about after everything with the Life Foundation. And that crazy…monster or whatever is running around San Francisco.”

           “Monster?!”

           “Although, it lowered rent here, so that’s good.” Jenna shrugged. “Whatever it is, I guess it’s going after criminals.” She noted. “Wish he’d go after my ex-boyfriend.” The woman muttered more to herself than to her new neighbor.

           Eddie’s blood ran cold because, despite her quiet voice, he had heard her loud and clear.

           “Her boyfriend did that to her?”

           Eddie tried to console the symbiote but felt just as angry at the possibility. The woman couldn’t have been more than 5’5 and looked harmless. He couldn’t imagine a man beating her up.

           “We must find him and rip out his heart and eat his head and then…”

           The symbiote continued ranting angrily as Eddie stood stock still in the hallway.

           Jenna gave him a puzzled look. “Are you okay? You look exhausted.”

           Eddie stopped listening to Venom’s violent plans. He nodded and cleared his throat. “Yeah, totally. I’m really tired. D'you need help with these?” He gestured to the last two boxes in the hallway.

           “No, thank you.” Jenna shook her head. “You’re tired, I don’t want to work you to death.” She declined. Truthfully, she wanted nothing to do with men for a long time. There was no way she was going to lay all of her trust in someone only to wind up in the hospital again. Eddie could have been a nice guy but she wasn’t taking any more chances. No one was ever what they seemed on first glance.

           “You sure?”

           “Yep, got it. Thank you, though.” Jenna pushed one of the boxes into her apartment.

           “Alright, well…here.” Eddie grabbed a business card out of his wallet. It had been a while since he’d had one. Even though he was still freelancing, it felt like an accomplishment. Venom had griped about not being listed on the card. After all, he went along with Eddie on his interviews even the boring ones. The symbiote enjoyed chasing bad guys much more. “My cell number is on there.” Eddie gave Jenna the card and pointed it when she took it. “If you need anything, just let me know. You can call or text doesn’t matter what time.” He smiled.

           Jenna looked at his name printed above his number on the simple white card. “Thank you, Eddie, that means a lot to me.” She said but her nerve endings flared in anxiety.

           “No problem.” The journalist turned and entered his apartment.

           Jenna brought the last box inside and closed the door. She turned the lock and slid the latch in place. She stared at the door for a moment, wondering how hard it would be to add a few extra locks. The fear of her ex-boyfriend finding her was constantly looming in the back of her mind, ever since she made a police report and left the hospital. Her friends insisted she file charges, even though she was terrified.

           Her mind was in a perpetual state of anxiety as she just waited for the day her ex turned up again. Tyler’s anger was ruthless and once he found out he was being charged it was inevitable he would track her down. Jenna worried for her friends and family because they would be the first to be questioned about her location.

           Maybe she should have stayed to save everyone else the angst.

           Jenna shook the dark thought away. She was alive because she left. The police station was aware of the situation so they could get restraining orders if they needed. It just wouldn’t be easy.

           She eyed Eddie’s card in her hand but decided to keep it. She supposed it would be a good idea to have a neighbor’s number.

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           “Eddie.”

           Venom’s stern voice woke up his host fairly quickly. The symbiote had made Eddie a much lighter sleeper than he ever had been before.

           Groggy and startled, Eddie sat up in the tangled mess of his bed sheets. “What? What? What time is it, Ven?” He grabbed his phone to see that it was only nine o’clock at night. His ‘quick afternoon nap’ had turned into a deep sleep. He figured the symbiote was starving and just wanted to eat.

           “Does not matter! Get up!” Black ropes shot out from Eddie’s torso and grabbed onto the bed frame to force him to his feet.

           “Alright, alright!” Eddie stumbled to his feet, batting Venom away. “What is going on, man?”

           “There is someone outside Jenna’s door.”

           Eddie went to his front room and began to hear a disturbance in the hallway.

           “Jenna, for fuck’s sake just let me in!” A harsh voice accompanied banging on the door across from Eddie’s.

           “Tyler, just go away!” Jenna’s voice was slightly more muffled from the safety of her apartment. But there was intense fear and panic in her tone.

           “God, you stupid bitch, just open the door!”

           Eddie crept across the room to look through the peephole. A large guy stood in the hallway. His body was tense as he continued pounding on the weak door.

           “What are we waiting for? Let’s eat his face!” Venom roared and threatened to take control.

           “No, stop.” Eddie hushed him. “It could just be an argument.” He was slightly hesitant to get involved because it would ultimately mean Venom trashing the apartment building (again) and scaring Jenna. And it would be for nothing if it were just a harmless argument between exes.

           “She is scared!” Venom was incredulous at Eddie’s lack of action.

           “Just wait!” Tyler began shouting again. “When I kick this door down, you’re going to regret going to the police. Your dumbass friends won’t even be able to recognize you when I’m through with you!”

           “Is that enough reason to eat his head off?”

           “Yep, let’s do this.” Eddie threw open his door so hard it almost flew off the hinges.

           “Hey!” Venom’s bass tone was starting to already take over his voice. “You can get the hell outta here, she doesn’t want to see you.”

           Jenna’s boyfriend turned around and recoiled in fear when he saw Venom’s full figure standing over him. “What the fuck?!” He shouted.

           “You don’t seem to understand basic human decency. You have made a big mistake, what do you think that mistake was?” Venom’s head tilted to the side as he bared his teeth. Eddie expected him to just finish the guy off as soon as he turned around, but the symbiote had a habit of playing with his food.

           The man was cowering in fear, his eyes desperately scouting out an escape route. “Man, I’m sorry.” He stammered.

           “And what are you sorry for?” Venom crouched down to come close to the man’s sweaty face.

           “Sh-she ratted me out to the police. I dunno I…”

           Venom growled and grabbed him by the shoulder making him scream in panic. “Wrong answer.” He was done with playing around and unhinged his jaw to bit off the man’s head. But he didn’t swallow him whole. Instead, he threw the decapitated body out of the nearby window.

           Jenna’s door slowly opened and she peered out. A strangled scream left her mouth as she found not her abusive ex, but San Francisco’s monster vigilante.

           Venom didn’t move so he wouldn’t frighten her further. “Do not be afraid, Jenna.” He spoke in a quieter voice to reassure her. “I would never harm you.”

           Jenna stared at him in utter shock. She couldn’t move her tight grip from her doorknob and she couldn’t run. Her feet felt cemented to the ground. “H-how do you know my name?” She sputtered.

           “I would call the police and inform them what has occurred. Tell them the truth.” Venom didn’t answer her as a commotion started to kick up on the streets below. “What matters now is he will not harm you again.” The symbiote made a hasty exit out of the shattered window. He climbed up the building and stayed in the shadows. He perched on a nearby roof to watch the chaos below. They would have to wait to return to the building so Eddie could act like a confused bystander.

           “You like her.” Eddie’s voice piped up from behind Venom’s shield-like form.

           “She is innocent. I do not like bullies.” Venom huffed.

           After about an hour, Eddie grabbed a few things from Mrs. Chen’s store and returned to the apartment building. Someone stopped him by the flight of stairs.

           “Area’s been roped off for an investigation.” The uniformed officer told him.

           “I live up there,” Eddie replied. “What happened?” He feigned ignorance of the situation around him.

           “There’s been an attack, sir.”

           “Is my neighbor okay?” He hoped that would be a good reason to be allowed past the tape. He was pretty good at getting into restricted areas with or without permission.

           “The young lady? Yeah, she wasn’t hurt she’s just in shock. They’re talking to her now.” He answered.

           “I can I make sure she’s okay? Please, I’m the only person she has right now.” Eddie was agitated but thought it would probably pass off as a concern. The officer looked conflicted but finally lifted the yellow crime scene tape to allow him upstairs.

           “Jenna’s in distress. Her heart is racing.” Venom said as they ducked underneath the tape and hurried upstairs.

           “Well, she just saw you, handsome, I’m sure she’s still in shock.”

           “Perhaps, but I sense something is wrong.”

           Eddie found a criminal investigation underway on their floor. Jenna was in her doorway shaking as a detective stood over her in an intimidating manner.

           “You need to tell me how your ex-boyfriend ended up killed after coming to your doorstep, Miss Prince.”

           “I told you, I have no idea. He was trying to get into my apartment. I heard him scream and the glass break so I opened my door. There was this creature just standing there.” She struggled to get the words out to recount what she saw. “The window was broken before I opened the door. I didn’t even see Tyler.”

           “You’re giving me this bullshit story that an alien bit your boyfriend’s head off an threw him out a fucking window?”

           “You’ve heard cases all over the city…”

           Eddie stepped in as Jenna tried to defend herself. “Whoa, I’m sorry, what’s goin’ on?”

           “Who the hell let you up here?” The detective snapped.

           “I think the better question is about your methods. You really think this woman decapitated her boyfriend, picked him up, and threw him out a window? Are you insane?” He wedged himself between Jenna and the man.

           “Let’s eat his head too. We are still hungry.” Venom snarled.

           “This isn’t any of your business, Brock, move along.”

           “Oh, so you know me.” The journalist smiled. “Then you can probably guess that I can ask tough questions too. Here, since I’m your size and not a five-foot woman, you can pick on me instead.”

           The detective glared at him. “This is an ongoing investigation and she’s a suspect. You have no right to just…”

           “Find any blood in her apartment? On her? I can imagine it’s pretty hard to behead someone without getting any blood on your hands. In fact, did he even read you your rights?” Eddie glanced over his shoulder.

           Jenna met his eyes and shook her head. “No.” She answered quietly.

           Eddie turned back to the man with an overly exaggerated look of shock. “No kidding!” He tutted. “Doesn’t make your department look too good, officer.”

           “I didn’t know you were a lawyer on top of being a nosy douchebag.” The detective spat back at him but looked caught at the mention of Miranda rights.

           “Nah, just a nosy douchebag. But I do know a lawyer. In fact, we’re going to drop by her place now. Jenna’s not answering any more of your stupid questions.” Eddie replied. “Why don’t you grab a few things to stay over her house?” He said in a softer voice to his neighbor.

           Jenna still looked overwhelmed with shock. She didn’t argue or ask any questions though. Instead, she retreated into her apartment to pack a small bag.

           Eddie leaned against the doorframe with his arms crossed. “You’re probably in Captain Scott’s precinct. Or, I apologize, was his precinct. He’s still got a few months left on his sentence, right?”

           The detective’s nostrils flared in anger at the mention of his deposed captain. “I could have you arrested for obstruction.” He snarled.

           “What did I expose him for?” Eddie played dumb just to get on his nerves. He wasn’t threatened with the petty offense. “Fraud? Corruption? Y’know I lose track sometimes. This will be a good one though, six-foot asshole detective threatens abused young woman. I can see the public outrage now.” Eddie’s eyes flashed gray for a moment as Venom vibrated with joy over the torment of the man.

           “Fuck off.” The detective spat before moving away from him.

           “Jenna’s lawyer is engaged to a doctor, maybe he can help your oversized ego!” Eddie yelled one final jab.

           “That was funny. But I still wish we could have eaten his head. He is a bully as well.”

           “Yeah, but he’s not a murderer, bud,” Eddie said under his breath.

           “Could be.”

           “Yeah, I guess he could be.”

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“Pets”

by Karina Morales

When I was visiting my friend that attends UC Berkeley, he showed us around the co-op he used to live in which was covered in paintings that residents made. Some paintings were about different human rights or political movements, recreations of famous paintings, and random animations. This is one of the paintings that was about animal rights that resonated with me. The quote painted by the pig is something that could also be said about the human race; this type of logic might make people more empathetic towards nonhuman animals. It made me think about how “pets” are treated more equal than other animals. 

My first “pet” was a chick. I was only five years old and my school thought it was a good idea to send us home with a chick from an animal feed store. We went there as a field trip. It is only a faint memory, but I remember being amazed at seeing animals up close. There were rabbits and chicks in small cages. They handed out chicks to us as if they were a cute toy. We were all excited because we saw it as an opportunity to be responsible. I remember keeping the chick inside a shoe box with a santa hat for warmth meanwhile we got the adequate things. We eventually got a cage and left the chick outside during the day. One day I came home from school to find the chick had died because we left the cage outdoors on a cold day. I don’t remember how long I had the chick for but I remember feeling very sad. It was shocking because it was my first time encountering death. This was the beginning of seeing animals as alive and capable of dying. Looking back, I don’t think I even knew at that age that the chick would become a chicken one day and even less that that is where meat I ate came from.

My second “pet” was a dog my parents got me as a christmas gift when I was six years old. I was excited because I had wanted a dog for a while. I remember thinking it was funny that he had a plush Taco Bell Chihuahua because he was a Chihuahua too. Once, a neighbor stole him from our backyard and my dad and I had to go take him back. He lived in our backyard and ran away multiple times but usually came back, except that last time he went missing. My parents did not look for him and assumed that someone else took him in or that he had died. We only had him for a year. I recently read a post about giving “pets” as surprise gifts. Although my parents assumed all the responsibilities over the dogs they gifted me, the post reminded me of that. The post was a reply to a person who was selling a puppy because they had given him to her little sister as a surprise gift. The sister did not want him after a couple days because he wasn’t potty trained. There were many comments on the post saying that people should not give animals as surprise gifts because they don’t know if the recipient is going to be prepared for the responsability or not. Some comments talked about how “pets” are easily seen as disposable, with people thinking its okay to take “pets” to shelters once they don’t give them satisfaction anymore. It made me even more upset because the puppy was a pit bull and I had recently learned about how pit bulls are mistreated, taken to shelters, and euthanized at much higher rates than other breeds. A lot of times they get killed as soon as they are taken to shelters because they assume that no one will adopt them because of the stereotype that they are inherently more aggressive. It is very sad that pit bulls continue to be  bred when there are a lot of pit bulls that are not wanted anymore or that never get the chance to find a new family. The post also discussed the absurd dynamics about people putting animals in gift boxes when they gift them, reinforcing the commodification of “pets”.

I later had a betta fish when I was nine years old. I renamed him multiple times, including Rainbow and Homer after Homer Simpson. He lived to be about three years which at the moment we thought was a long time for fish to be alive, maybe compared to other fish. As I was writing this post, I researched betta fish and learned that they are much more complex than I thought. They can live up to ten years with proper care which was surprising to me because I had never hear about fish living that long. I also learned that you need a lot of materials to take care of a better fish including: water softener, water filter, live plants, carnivorous food, water heater and thermostat, and a tank that is at least 5 gallons. Distilled water is bad for them because it doesn’t have the minerals and nutrients they are used to living in. Unfiltered water is also bad because it has chlorine and other  we got him at the pet store, he came in a tiny cup of water. There were many betta fish like that and I don’t know how long they would stay like that for. I think storing fish like that at pet stores makes it seem like their expectations are very low because it couldn’t get much worse than that. We kept him in a small bowl similar to the ones you see goldfish in on TV. We used tap water and exchanged the water often since we didn’t use a filter. We fed him flake food that was supposed to be for beta fish but now I know they don’t like that. I also learned that they can be very picky eaters and even refuse to eat. Their fins are very delicate, which is one of the reasons why you are supposed to use fresh plants as opposed to hard artificial plants. Beta fish can end up having extra long fins due to selective breeding which they see as a hinderance and but sometimes trim parts of their fins off. According to Wikihow, they are very curious and often develop a bond with their caregiver (that they learn to recognize). They can learn “tricks” and play games and they enjoy looking at pictures and watching TV. All these things were surprising to me because I was conditioned to believe that fish are not smart or aware of their surroundings because they seem to just swim around aimlessly. I think that is part of the reason why people are more likely to stop consuming other animal products but still consume “seafood” because it implies that they are not as sentient as other animals. I think we are also conditioned to believe that the smaller an animal is, the smaller chance of it being intelligent. Wikihow also talks about betta fish being “enjoyable to watch and spend time with” and such things, which makes me feel that people have fish as pets because they are “nice to look at”. This can be seen in businesses and restaurants having aquariums full of colorful fish. It is also very sad when goldfish are given away as a prize in carnival games or used to “race” each other buy humans choosing one and propelling it by blowing air toward them with a straw at bars. I would not buy fish anymore but at least now I would be able to research what an animal needs so I could take care of them properly.

I later purchased a leapoard encrusted gecko that we named Rango. This time I was nineteen and old enough to research everything I needed to buy to properly take care of him. I looked up the specific environment they needed because they are native to tropical areas. This required a specific temperature and humidity at all times. My brother and I would let him out of his terrarium and he would hop on us. At the time, I got him because I liked animals so I saw it as a good thing to do, without realizing that it was actually selfish. I think the only time it really is nice to get an animals is if it is a rescue otherwise you are promoting breeding. I haven't researched the effects of bringing “exotic pets” to the US but I can imagine that it has a strong negative impact on ecosystems and on local people. He only lived about a year even though we followed the care regime which goes to show that “pets” can’t thrive in unnatural conditions regardless of how much we manipulate them. I know have a dog that we got since he was a puppy, he is nine years old now. We bought him in Mexico from breeders that claimed that he was pure-breed schnauzer. I was 11 years old and did not understand people’s obsession with buying “pure-bred” dogs. They kept him and the other puppies on a large rooftop. I had never seen so many dogs together which made me realize that they each have different personalities. After buying him, my dad sent him somewhere to cut his tail off because that was something you were “supposed” to do similar to trimming certain dog’s ears. He assured me that it didn’t hurt because he was still tender since he was a puppy. We brought him to the US and I would like to think that he is happy. He has a huge backyard to play in and move comfortably. He isn’t allowed to be an indoor dog but we sneak him in at night during the winter months. I like that we never taught him to do tricks or use him for entertainment. Having Chester definetely made it undeniable that dogs understand emotions. I don’t think I will ever have any animals living with me, but if I do I would make sure they are rescue animals.