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#that is stone cold murder
yvehattan · 2 years
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Mitya Karamazov did not murder his father, he actually murdered Rakitin when he told him: ‘All real Russian people are philosophers, but you, though you’ve done some studying, are not a philosopher, you are a shit.’
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soapskneebrace · 7 months
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People who think Ghost is some unfeeling, uncaring, stoic DON’T GET IT. Does a person without whimsy buy several pairs of skeleton hand gloves to match their plastic skull mask? Does a man with no silliness in his heart tell jokes about goldfish in tanks?
This man likely has skeleton themed underwear. He probably sees a shirt with skulls on it and buys it immediately. When someone gives him their phone so he can add his contact info he DEADASS just puts “💀” down for the name. He probably thinks Halloween is the best holiday of the year. Ghost picked his bit and COMMITTED to it.
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decepti-thots · 8 months
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remember when shockwave was like 'god your murdersona is so fucking cringe. i'm not calling you that damus' god bless
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scalematey · 5 days
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gonna be real some of the people being like “oisin did nothing wrong he’s my soft little blorbo and he’s being manipulated by kipperlily” while being like “kipperlily is the worst person in the world and legitimately evil for hating her presidential campaign opponent and experiencing petty jealousy”. you guys smell a little of misogyny
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newtonsheffield · 4 months
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Dunno what it says about me but I’ve just watched Saltburn and I’m like: “Well. Yeah. I knew this guy was a sociopath from the first scene.”
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dirtyoldmanhole · 6 days
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you ever sketch a pose and go hell fucking yes i nailed you on the first go
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silentwalrus1 · 2 years
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thinking about chris mustang again and how LITTLE she gave a single shit about 
1. The country she’s living in under imminent threat of supernatural destruction
2. Planting explosives in her bar to kill several federal agents and destroy her place of business
3. Her kid planning to assassinate the president and take control of the government
Like about all of it she’s like aw that’s cute. Guess i’m taking a trip abroad. Have fun kiddo. Either this lady has seen THAT much shit in her life that none of this even registers or Amestrisan valium hits different 
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keefechambers · 10 months
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so martin is the only uncle jesse, judy and kelvin have that isn't a total piece of shit
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ozarkthedog · 1 year
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Joel “fuck the human race” Miller is 1000x more feral than Joel “poppin’ knee caps” Miller. js.
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tinfairies · 1 month
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My OCs and their symbolic animal
Ichirō Kō represented by a red crowned crane
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Grace Dewitt, represented by a sacrificial lamb
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Lucia "Lu" Clegane, represented by a black dog
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Hope Jones, represented by a cocker spaniel
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thisisparnianagain · 1 year
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-W-we had our fun, right?!
-*shakes head, wearing the most emotionless face*
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strawberrycamel · 1 year
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bro: hey you wanna finish watching the last 8 episodes of stone ocean
me: yeah sure
*4 hours later*
me: *is irreparably changed*
#jjba spoilers#jojo spoilers#stone ocean spoilers#I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BETWEEN PT 6 AND 7 TO MAKE IT LIKE THAT#BUT I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ARAKI GOING 'hmm im just gonna make a new universe for part 7'#I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GONNA BE PART OF THE PLOT HELLO#like im happy everybody's having a good time and all#but holy fucking shit#also EMPORIO MY BOY IM SO PROUD#oh! and Anasui asking Jotaro for his blessing to marry Jolene was so funny#Anasui: *a wholeass speech about genuinely wanting Jotaro's blessing and saying how he loves Jolene*#Jotaro trying to keep an eye out for Pucci so they dont all fucking die: what the FUCK are you talking about#and that whole fucking thing with Pearla and Weather Report (his name being Wes is something i will Never Forget)#and the reason he wants to murder Pucci in cold blood was so like. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#Weather literally did nothing wrong but also the narrator in that episode was right. who are you supposed to blame?#like the only answer is the fucking racist private detective and the other racist guys with him#but if Weather's mom hadn't switched him out as a kid literally none of this would've happened#(i am still thinking about this episode. the racists are definitely at fault but also. consequences of certain actions make you think)#and man MAN#Anasui was setting up so many death flags for himself but then fucking EVERYONE EXCEPT EMPORIO DIES?#that shit got me#fucked me up a lil#ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING YOU KNOW#THIS IS JOJO#SO USUALLY A JOJO IS THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE MAIN VILLAIN#god. god#EVEN THE FINAL VERSION OF THE OPENING MISLEADS YOU WITH JOLENE FIGHTING PUCCI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#the hardest part was probably not making a Morbius joke when Jolene turned her threads into mobius strips
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michaeljoncarter · 2 years
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john’s absolutely deranged taste in music appreciation post
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dcibarnabae · 6 months
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msommers · 8 months
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riya standing there having to process the fact that 3/5 party members are just cool murdering people on a whim
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bodhitreebluebird · 2 years
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dostoevksy hot takes: adaptations of the idiot always make nastasya too sympathetic and rogozhin too unsympathetic
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