#that site is a JOKE

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

[livefreeforfun]

If anyone is wondering how Twitter is doing right now, I just found out that the site won't let me like post on the mobile version and like, retweet, comment, or quote retweet posts from the desktop version of the site. I just found this out after I tried to reply to a Lythero tweet about how many people are leaving the app.

So yeah, that should give you a pretty good idea of how things are going.

[sunforgrace]

actually the “I don’t care if x wins I just need destiel to lose” is sort of comical if for nothing else the amount of destiel blogger popular posts which broadly circulate on the regular. what you don’t know is that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. to you that’s a 100k post to me that’s my mutual my BROTHER in the trenches. how do you all know each other. man we went to destiel together

[and-fishing-equipment]

they gave will and hannibal the muzzles to stop them from kissing btw :( they're homophobic

[pixlatedvampire]

💗

insert "these boots are made for walking" joke

[chubbychiquita]

sorry i am constantly on here apologizing for being a mess, i need to do some major reorganizing of the way i "do business", need to reprioritize responding to people who send me money and making content that is hot and cool

!! and i am still seeing many ppl having trouble w LF payments!! there's a way to sort of get around it with a free trial and a cashapp payment but i will have to work w everyone individually

[ritasanderson]

it's so joever

[inverse-problem]

if you go to an active construction site with lots of heavy machinery and close your eyes you can imagine that’s what gay robot sex sounds like

[pissmoon]

This website was better when people were shamelessly making jokes about being an unemployed drug addict that cant clean up for shit rather than when its full of people with 30 ships listed in their bio writing essays on how they 'cant stress enough the importance' of being Normal and never ever leaving dishes in the sink and perfect at folding your clothes or whatever. Go to fucking LinkedIn with that shit

[jesncin]

White fan reporter: Superboy! If you're an alien, why are you black?

Superboy: If you're a human, why aren't you?

Knowing Conner he would find a way to just not engage with the question and turn it around.

[lestatthevamp]

“Ew you like Lestat”

LISTEN YOU WATCHER OF TELEVISION. I’ve been waiting for what feels like a century for this blond fuck to prance around a stage in bad makeup and slutty clothes.

If you try to bully me for this I swear to ERIC BOGOSIAN I will spoil the entire series for you 😂

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (page contains constant screenshake, lag, flashing)

[itsscottiesstark]

I take it as a personal attack that AO3 would shut down for 10 hours on the first day of the month that marks a year of good omens s2 but okay.

[its-a-me-mango]

DARK and DISTURBING SMG4 theories that will really shock you!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱

SMG4 is in a coma and the whole show takes place in his dreams.

The spaghetti Mario eats is an allegory for drugs (which are bad for you) and so Mario is on drugs (which is bad).

Bob is just a figment of everyone's imagination he's actually just a pile of cloth that blows around in the wind, everyone thinks this because they are all on drugs.

SMG3 is actually dead and everyone sees him as a ghost, he died from an explosion and he's also in a coma

Meggy

If you look carefully at Wotfi 2023 and pause at 30:23, you can see the number 666 flash on the screen for a brief second, this is because the creators of the show are possessed by the devil.

Everything's a evil simulation created by Mr Puzzles to test the entire cast (this one is actually true), he does this because he worships the devil.

SMG3 is gay, this explains why he is evil at first because he is being altered by gay urges to commit crimes, and also he is on dru

Real like Luke is in a coma and the whole show takes place in his dreams.

Tari is dead and is just projecting herself into the show so she can stay alive for as long as possible (because she is dead)

Melony sleeps so much because she is on dr

Saiko is actually really scary and she kills people when no ones looking, she has gone a insane long ago but no one cares because they also all kill people.

Meggys' gun is real and she shoots people

The writers are are all on drugs, this is bad and explains why the show is so crazy.

Mr Puzzles is in a coma and the whole show takes pla

Everyone dies and comes back new at the start of each episode

The cast are all real life paid actors but they use so much special affects that no one can tell they're all real, SMG4 is played by Ryan Gosling.

Boopkins is always dying and in pain because he is a fish and fish can't live out of water, so the cast is always TORTURING him for their sick and twisted entertainment

Mr Puzzles died when he cut off his head, the cast see him as a ghost

The cast are all in hell and this is their eternal punishment

Tari is a computer virus and if you download any SMG4 episode she gives you a virus that you cannot get rid of and it's very scary

Luigi is gay because he is on drugs and also is in a coma and th

SMG4 RUINED!!!!!!😭😭😭😭

[butterfly-buck]

@gin-juice-tonic POV: you left your wife and child in another state to build a trans-universal polydimensional metavortex for your old college buddy and his imaginary friend

[lotus-pear]

i was rereading the genshin impact manhwa today and was instantly struck by the fact that amber is physically just fem dazai 💀