Also of course Kipperlily lost her shit about Kristen not taking the campaign seriously. She's a kid who gets passionate about shit and her "friends" use it to take the piss and make her mad on purpose. It reminds me of my own childhood or the treatment of other neurodivergent kids in primary school, where you'd say you don't like being touched or that you want your stuff organised a certain way or bring a fidget toy or something to school with you and some kid would come and harrass you and move stuff and take things out of your hands just to get you to have a meltdown or give them a reaction they can laugh at you about.
She cares about the presidency, and thinks Kristen is taking it to fuck with her on purpose just like Ruben did with their party name and countless shithead kids probably did in the past.
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what would horror do if dust were to be injured by another fairy?
It doesn’t bode well to speak of the horrors of the night.
“Bunny…”
“Hey,” speaking softly, as if to not agitate his mate any further, Dust tenderly kissed the shimmering tears that trickled so softly down Horror’s cheeks, his gentle giant just barely keeping his composure up. “I’m okay, Horror. I’m not going to die.”
Horror released a broken whine and a short sob, and he cradled the smaller fairy closer to himself as he quietly cried. “I was scared.”
“I know.”
“I thought they… they were…” his words were muddled, and his mind felt confused. His tongue felt swollen. Had he bitten it? “I thought they were going to… to take you away… to somewhere I couldn’t follow.”
“Shh, Horror,” Dust soothed, his hands stroking over Horror’s skull, his cheeks, his tense shoulders. “I’m here. I won’t leave you alone.”
Shedding more tears as softer whimpers left him, Horror desperately clung to his mate, feeling so ashamed and frightened all at the same time. He didn’t want to hurt anyone. He didn’t want to be alone. “Stay with me… please. I love you, Dust… I love you.”
With his joints growing stiffer by the minute, Dust forced himself to stay calm as he kissed Horror’s forehead, his mind filling with scribbles of the near future. “I love you, too, Horror. I won’t ever leave you. I promise.”
It doesn’t bode well to speak of the stardust that blows in the wind of the night, nor of the petite fairy who, without interrupting his lover’s restless sleep, snuck away during the cover of darkness to fill the silent hours with screams and begs for mercy. Heeding neither plea nor cry, the little fairy plunged into a pool of icy water to rid himself of glittering stardust, for once taking care to clean himself properly.
Without as much of a creak of wood or a silent hush, Dust crept into Horror’s arms once more, leaving a soft kiss atop his chest before cuddling in against his pleasant warmth.
“I promise I’ll protect you forever, Horror. I won’t ever leave you alone. Never.”
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ok fuck it. in honour of fire emblem: free real estate timeskip day, have some disability headcanons.
edelgard with crutches. thats it thats the post. done.
but also i absolutely think edelgard can have some mobility aids as a treat specifically for me, mobility aid user and edelgard enthusiast. i think the double-cresting she has going on means she has some level of chronic fatigue. use crutches babygirl <33 you know what? She can use a wheelchair, too. And a cane. All the mobility aids for my girl.
lysithea too, for that matter. I'm very fond of lysithea being the default recipient of Hilda's embellishment and decorating. I think Lys has trouble with her joints and uses braces, wraps, and ergonomic designs of things. Whatever motif Hilda has designed this month, Lys will give a test run.
Lys and her dislocating joints creating new spell-casting techniques by force of need and love of her craft.
Hilda's love for jewellery and decorating leading to her interest in the exact intersection of utility and design. Anything to stop people from having to put in so much effort to do things. That's atrocious. Use this, for Seiros' sake.
Magic users with Magic!Psoriasis in their joint extremities. Hands, feet, kneecaps, neck. Anywhere, really. Magic causing immune system reactions my beloved headcanon.
Claude takes out a new tangle from a new pocket in every class. where did he get them. why does he have this many. how did he get a new tangle in the span of the last 6 minutes. claude what the hell.
Marianne & Bernie having enthusiastic sign language chats in the tea gardens. Byleth makes sure to teach them every swear they've ever learned.
If Byleth has to step outside for a bit of air when they realise they're missing another memory from Before, no one makes a big deal. The world will keep moving with them, says Ignatz, who can't bear loud noises anymore.
Dorothea unabashedly handing in her essays on dyed paper, because the pink means the letters stop sliding around. Bernie made her a little quilted pouch for her green-lensed glasses.
Ferdinand making Edie nearly weep with laughter as he matches her pace on the stairs, threatening to have them all demolished for domestic terror and regicide.
Annette and Constance inventing the dicta-quill, creating ye-olde speech-to-text. Annie sends one personally to Lorenz, who lost his left forearm in the final battle. She gets 3 pages of effusive praise and thanks back. Their correspondence gets so long, that the post service starts charging their letters as parcels.
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when sufjan stevens said oh how i meant to tease him / oh how i meant no harm and when sufjan stevens said and the complications you could do without / when i kissed you on the mouth and when lucy dacus said if you hadn't come over i would be so much colder / i would be much less confused
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the thing about ishtar is that she is overpowered in every universe.
she stems from a warhammer character i've had for eleven years who has been getting experience points ever since her creation.
like. among the things she has done:
my girl has met & defeated divine plans that were created centuries ago
she was the pupil of one of the most powerful elve mages the old world has ever known
she has been in other gods' realms and stolen from them without their knowing
she has been chosen by an elven goddess (even though she's human), she has also been recognized by the whole human pantheon as the saviour
she is the first human to birth and ride a dragon by herself
she is the first human to be able to use pure magic, and is deemed the most powerful mage of the old world
she is also the one who influenced the current king and queen to accept the use of magic and to create a school for magic-users, ending centuries of witch burning
she has made deals with every race, successfully rallying humans, elves and dwarves to her cause, something that was deemed impossible
she literally crowned multiple chosen ones (for other gods). like. went, found the artefact and made them wear it. weird that it happened more than once
she has more than twelve destiny points (the normal amount is two, three if you're really lucky)
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um uh 5+1 with venti snippet except it's one of the more devastating "we are always together" universes :) do not read if you don't want spoilers for my upcoming venti fic! i give into the lalalalala urges and i ramble about it a lot in the tags HEJDHFKDKDJ
“Mondstadt needs me.”
“I need you.”
Mondstadt needed a hero, but that hero could not be them; that was the devastating truth, for when Venti, Barbatos, or the creature masquerading as him gently guided their head to his lap with a tenderness that made them believe Venti was still in there somewhere, a tear slid down their cheek.
‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry…’
Venti, Barbatos, the Abyss… they could not identify what he had become. It was impossible to tell.
But when the being that resembled their friend so closely leaned down, calloused fingertips from thousands of years of archery and lyre prowess wiping away the manifestation of their guilt, he murmured, “Stay.”
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fucking love the lost boys fandom cause there's so so many headcanons that are all so different but we all just agree, no hesitation. Could be a post saying Marko eats rocks and we'd all go !!!YES HE DOES YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! Anyways Marko has eaten rocks before and I think Dwayne put the idea in his head as a joke and had never expected Marko to ACTUALLY eat a rock, silly little gremlin (affectionate). "Pfft yea that would be like if you ate a rock or something dude ha" "huh (wanders off outside of the cave)" ",,,shit"
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Do queer people who gatekeep sexualities and gender identities have nothing better to do like genuinely what is your problem. The whole point of the community is that gender and sexuality are more fuckity wuckity than man or woman, gay or straight and in almost 2024 we STILL have mfs going “nah that’s not a thing :/ you don’t belong in the community” unless they’re causing harm to others I seriously urge you to shut the fuck up. It is the easiest thing in the world to just say “hmm I don’t really understand that. But it’s their life and none of my business” and just move on with your life and let people live theirs. I do not give one iota of a fuck if someone identifies as a wolfgender they/them/bun/bunself AMAB transmasc who is only attracted to butches with curly hair and brown eyes IT DOES NOT AFFECT ME. I’m happy that they’ve found a way to express their identity that feels true to them and then I think about it no further. Like it takes active mental energy and emotion to get pressed over how someone expresses themselves and I don’t understand why you’d put yourself through that stress and then decide to be bitchy and make people feel like shit for being themselves. I’m seriously getting so tired of people in the community acting like it’s a fucking competition or you can only join if you meet X Y and Z criteria as if it’s some college mean girls sorority club. People are actively trying to take our rights away all the time and while this is happening we’re helping them by tearing our teeth into our own. Great
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