#that we are constantly changing lmaoooo

[arrozconlecheeee]

Some doodles I did for my friend

[wendytestabrat]

why therapy has been helping cartman

i think a big contributing factor to why cartman has been getting better in the new episodes is bc he’s been seeing a therapist (which i loveee bc it shows he’s capable of changing and actually wants to get better). i remember i talked abt this shit in “buddha box” how i felt like the therapist cartman was seeing for his ‘anxiety’ (even tho he may not have been the best therapist bc he clearly misdiagnosed cartman LOL) was part of the reason why he’s been acting better in the new seasons. but i love how in the panderverse special cartman was shown to be seeing a completely different therapist this time which shows how committed he is to this shit at this point (and i feel like that detail was added in the show on purpose to make that point, and maybe that therapist will become a recurring character in the future for cartman episodes) like it was easy to dismiss the thing with the previous therapist as just him being used for a funny plot point in that episode abt anxiety rather than a real character development change for cartman, but NOPE i was right as usual bc he’s still seeing a therapist now to talk abt pretty much everything in his life at this point. i feel like there’s a lot of debate out there on whether or not therapy even works for narcissists/sociopaths bc in a lot of cases the ones who don’t wanna change will just end up using the therapy for their own entertainment and manipulate the therapist like they do with everyone in their life LOL but i feel like therapy can actually be rlly effective for narcissists (that is if they’re willing to genuinely seek the help and wanna change which some narcissists do while others don’t) bc as i’ve talked abt before narcissism rlly just comes down to someone who has this deep childhood wound where they were never loved so now they constantly crave validation and attention out of their insecurity. the symptoms of narcissism can actually look pretty similar to more mild conditions like anxiety or depression which is why it gets misdiagnosed as one of those things A LOT (which was the case for cartman in “buddha box” lmaoooo) and bc therapists are more afraid to diagnose narcissism bc of how stigmatized it is and how there’s the misbelief that all narcissists are just evil monsters (when in reality a lot of them come across pretty normal on the outside and blend in well LOL) bc what narcissism and anxiety/depression have in common is they both make you rlly insecure abt yourself and doubt yourself a lot. and narcissists only seek therapy when shit has gone wrong in their lives so ofc them venting abt how frustrated they are with everyone end everything can just look like anxiety/depression to therapists lol. so i feel like narcissism pretty much needs to be treated the same way in therapy as anxiety/depression with the same CBT (which stands for cognitive behavioral therapy if you’re not a psychology dork like me) shit. bc narcissists feel like they need someone to sit down and talk to to have their feelings heard and validated just as much (if not MORE) than those with anxiety/depression since no one gave that to them as a kid. so that’s why i feel like therapy has been rlly beneficial for cartman bc it’s prob been nice for him to have someone he can genuinely talk to who cares about him bc we all know no one else aint doing that for him (and liane is neglectful af and never actually listens to cartman for real) like yeah even if some of the things cartman is talking abt with his therapist sounds delusional and crazy af lol (which is usually how it goes with narcissists in therapy) they still are just as deserving of that non-judgmental space to be listened to like someone suffering from any other condition.

[two-red-lungs]

Wait so if we have all the NSFW what about poly? Nsfw? Like you've managed to catch attention and keep it? What would it be like? Please and thank you!

Oh man. Poly!LostBoys is my specialty. They would be... insane. It would be a borderline terrifying environment to be in. Here's my take on being in a poly four-part relationship with all the boys.

Poly!LostBoys Headcanons (NSFW):

First of all, consider yourself insanely lucky. AND horribly unlucky. Lucky because you didn't end up with your throat ripped out like most people. Unlucky because, well... now you're on their radar.

Somehow, if you've magically managed to catch the attention of all four of them? And intensely enough that they're willing to share? Oh man. Your life is over.

Because normally they care so little about human life. That doesn’t change when they find you. But you, you’re different to them. You’re “not like other humans.”

Basically, you belong to them now. Possessive and under-boundaried x 4. You will never know a moment of peace.

But if you're into that, congrats, you've won the jackpot.

In a poly relationship with the boys, there is always someone with you. Doesn't matter when you are: they're walking you arm-and-arm down the street, keeping tabs on you from their bike and glaring at you through your work window, standing out in the hall while they wait for you to get out of the bathroom. It's borderline intimidation.

"Whatcha doin' baby? Don't be like that baby. Come with us baby. C'mere baby." It's RELENTLESS. Someone's always got a hand on your hip or shoulder, or demanding a kiss or for you to sit on their lap.

Basically, you're a toy.

Because to them, you’re theirs, they are very protective. Nobody gets near you, not even physically. Marko hisses at people. David just stares murderously. Anyone eyeing you up will end up dead.

You're manhandled 24/7 because the boys don't know how to contextualize their strength. I'm talking being lifted up and placed on bikes, grabbed by the upper arm hard enough to bruise. Having arms slung over your shoulders and being crushed to their sides. Dragged over to dance so hard your shoulder nearly dislocated.

The attention is addictive though, holy shit. Their eyes are always on you, watching everything you do like it fascinates them. They point-blank tell you how hot you are to them, how much they like you, etc.

David can tell the second you're hungry and rallies the boys for dinner. Dwayne is your watchdog: he's always keeping tabs on you and your environment with that smoulder. Paul is constantly touchy and sensual: brushing your hair to the side and kissing your neck, holding you against his lap and grinding into you in public. Marko becomes part of the animal kingdom: winning you plushies, giving you trophies, not-so-subtly rubbing himself on you so you smell like him.

You get moved out of wherever you live immediately and have to live with them. You'll probably have to quit whatever job you have, too. Your life ends up revolving around the four of them.

So they never ever leave you alone, your personal space is constantly invaded, you are basically not allowed to have friends or family outside of them anymore... but hey? The sex is good.

The sex is so fucking good oh my god oh my GOD.

They’re a bunch of 20-somethings permanently stuck with their high sex drive, only now they all have several decades of experience. 

For starters, you’re cumming every night. Probably multiple times. Like, the boys don’t understand that you need recovery time and it’s rare that you beg them well enough to give you a rest day.

Expect threesomes on a regular basis. Paul rutting against your ass while David smokes and fingers you, or maybe Marko demanding a blowjob and Paul wandering over and you jerking him off with a mouthful of dick.

Either way you are in, like, a constant state of having to wipe cum off of you lmaoooo it’s very sisyphus and his boulder 

I think David gets the final say in most things, and sort of acts like a ‘director’ with the boys taking their cues from him. If David turns to Paul and says “Our doll is lookin’ a little lonely, don’t you think?” You’d better believe Paul is going to bend you over the couch in the cave and rail you asap

Dwayne is always last in line. Not because he lowest in the pecking order, far from it, really he’s the muscle and enforcement, but because he is hung. You really need to be fucked open before he’ll even fit inside you.

So expect Marko to give you a mindblowing orgasm and leave you limp and panting and Dwayne will pounce on you and ease himself into you. He’s been waiting for this.

And sex with all of them at once?? Hoooo man. Strap in and bring a water bottle. They are demanding.

They’ll coo about how pretty you look even when you’re fucked-out and exhausted, lifting your head to ease their cock into your mouth. Those boys will make you cum. Probably to the point of passing out. And they’ll tease you and mock you, rubbing you till you’re overstimulated and crying.

Being boxed in by four horny vampires caressing you, playing with your hair, stripping your clothes off, is probably the most intimidating and sexy thing you’ll ever experience.

TL:DR it’s a lot. Is the poly relationship worth it? Who knows. It kind of depends on how crazy you are.

[oodlyenough]

alright first impressions of the giggle

i'll start off with the big one which is that despite my best efforts to avoid spoilers, people always think they're cleverer than they are when communicating "in code" about leaks, and misc. pieces of info had led me to a general impression that somehow, some way, there would still be a david tennant doctor left at the end of this. so i went in half-expecting it (and half trying to manage those expectations)

it's totally bonkers and i know it must be enraging at least half of the fandom but i am in the privileged position of ... not caring. lol. it's probably a combination of factors -- he's my fave anyway + i haven't been deeply invested for the past decade + there's been numerous big lore changes i haven't liked by this point so whatever! everything's made up and the points don't matter. this show would've ended already if it wasn't constantly doing some weird thing to upset the status quo. the main criticism i can agree with is that maybe this takes away from ncuti gatwa ... but honestly i do see the appeal of "multi-doctor ep except one of them is the new guy". like that was fun actually, even if it had never occurred to me

settling down with the nobles felt like journey's end 2.0 (now with bonus TARDIS), and raises a lot of questions that i can imagine showrunners down the line and/or Big Finish are dying to answer. there is probably a time that would've bugged me but it doesn't bug me now.

anyway with that out of the way, other stuff!

i was worried this might be too big and chaotic in the way RTD finales can get -- think end of time, specifically. so i was actually pretty impressed that it felt fairly coherent to me lol, while feeling very RTD

"screens are making humans the worst versions of themselves" is also very RTD. hard to argue w that in 2023 to be honest with you

i don't know the toymaker from classic who but i enjoyed him a lot here as a villain. felt a bit like the master, except unlike the master there's no affinity between him and the doctor, y'know. it felt sinister, the misc accents, everything.

last week i watched Last of the Time Lords again and said "i can't wait to see what RTD does with licensed music again" and lo! lmaoooo. loved it

i think a consequence of the ep having to do so much was that the companions' roles were fairly limited. when donna said "maybe i'll save your life" i assumed she uh ... would. and then i assumed something metacrisis-y. but I suppose Donna's save the world moment was Star Beast.

likewise, it was nice to have Mel there, but she didn't do a ton. however i know we get to see more of her next season so I'm kinda fine with it. and looking forward to it!

anyway the other big important thing this episode -- NCUTI GATWA omg. he's gonna be so good. was so good in these scenes. magnetic. sexy. fun. can't wait. loved that we got to see him interact with donna a bit too!! i wasn't really expecting that.

[cryptidclaw]

I would love to do some cute little doodles of my cats in the warriors universe but i CANNOT imagine my cat Button being a warrior.

She hates exercise and refuses to play with anything except for craft store pompoms, she can tell if its not a pompom and will not play with it. She only drinks water fresh from the sink and would rather dehydrate herself than drink out of her actual water bowl. We changed her food to special vet prescribed senior cat wet food which is fancier than her old stuff but she protested and refused to eat for ages. She would not be able to handle a mouse from the woods at all. The only person she wants to interact with is me, and she fights her brother constantly, but she always loses, because she is weak, but she thinks she’s tough shit. 

She could be a medicine cat but she would be the kind of med cat who hates all her patients and her job and if anyone pisses her off she will slap them in the face and kick them out of the medicine den. 

She is an evil old woman. I love her so much, she’s so nice to me, but only to me lmaoooo 

Anywayyys her brother Wally could be a warrior, he’s a good strong boy. kind man, his only problem is that he’s obsessed with food. He loves everyone and likes to climb up on my shoulders and ride around with me.

The criminal button v

Her and her sweet brother v

[santacarlacarousel]

Which of the Lost Boys do you think is the most likely to…

1. Treat your house like their house? 2. Hand-make you a birthday present? 3. Make you laugh when you are sad? 4. Give you a nickname or be the first to do so? 5. Know how to perform a magic trick? 6. Talk during a movie? 7. Appear in a music video? 8. Impulse buy an inflatable dinosaur suit? 9. Fake their birthday at a restaurant for free cake? 10. Cheat at a board game? 11. Fake a foreign accent? 12. Pet a dog?

Which of the Lost Boys do you think is the most likely to… 

1. Treat your house like their house? All of them tbh I think the real reason you’re not supposed to invite vampires in is because they’ll never leave. You invite these guys over once and they’ll just constantly be popping up to use your hairdryer or something. 

2. Hand-make you a birthday present? I feel like Marko would, like, hand-carve a linocut to make you a custom patch for your jacket. (I know most of his patches aren’t the diy variety but some, like his anarchy symbol, are)

3. Make you laugh when you are sad? I feel like this might be the dark horse answer here, but Dwayne. I think he’s the most likely to actually notice that you’re sad and then do something to change that. 

4. Give you a nickname or be the first to do so? Paul, for sure, considering he’s canonically calling Michael “Mikey” minutes after meeting him lmao. It probably wouldn't be the most original nickname, but he'd be calling you a diminutive of your real name right away.

5. Know how to perform a magic trick? Do vampire mind tricks count? If so then David lmao but if we mean like a stage magic trick, somehow my answer is Marko. Maybe he can use his pigeons like doves.

6. Talk during a movie? Paul and Marko would absolutely chat incessantly all throughout the movie and it would drive David and Dwayne nuts. 

7. Appear in a music video? All of them are hot enough to be in a music video but I feel like Paul would want to be in a music video the most. 

8. Impulse buy an inflatable dinosaur suit? LMAOOOO thank god inflatable dinosaur suits didn’t exist yet in 1987 or they’d have been a fucking terror. Paul buys it, Marko wears it. 

9. Fake their birthday at a restaurant for free cake? The rest of the boys all tell the restaurant it’s David’s birthday and he’s kind of mad because it’s embarrassing but also kind of not because free cake.

10. Cheat at a board game? I don’t think any of these boys have followed a rule ever in their lives. Board game night at the cave hotel would be legendary, they’d all be cheating in a different way and get so mad at each other. Star would be in the background rolling her eyes at them. 

11. Fake a foreign accent? Marko tbh.

12. Pet a dog? I feel like David probably pets Thorn when no one else is looking.

[neechees]

Exactly, a lot of the overpopulation issues with megafauna, like horses and deer, is really only due to the privatization of land that is then hoarded and not maintained by anyone. If the Native population were allowed to actually steward our own land, there’d be literally no megafauna overpopulation issues real fast. And I honestly believe some of the microfauna and invasive plants issues would also be better managed even at the level of “range change” we are at now.

Even nations that didn’t use horses, like mine, used dogs for horse-like tasks. Which are also super horrible for the environment when they’re roaming around stray right now. That’s the point. The non-investment in our own land and it’s inhabitants is the problem.

Sorry for the dump, I just got back from the wetlands project I volunteer at and the conversations I have with non-NDN’s are so frustrating because most people don’t understand that the reason this land looked the way it used to, with its abundance of food and balanced ecosystem, is because it was constantly stewarded. This ecosystem didn’t just naturally get this way. And that comment on that post set me off too lmaoooo.

Thank you for the input, I'm so happy for you and the wetlands project! I hope that continues to thrive :)

Like "wild horses can be bad for the environment when left unchecked and a bison might have been better as an analogy for Native people" as a criticism for the movie, sure I can roll with that, that's fair. I really like the bison idea too. But i didnt like the rest of the post for the way they talked about Native people, made us seem helpless, and kind of assumed a lot of things about us & our history. They also seem to suggest that getting horses to do ANY sort of domestic job (like pulling carts, or horseback riding, or even sports with horses) is "slavery", but also say that horses being wild is bad? I've had the inverse where someone else said that humans working with horses is "slavery" and that horses SHOULD be completely wild, and that Spirit as an analogy for Native people was GOOD. but both were cases of ppl kinda speaking over us.

[lloydfrontera]

javier really is the beloved son of heaven. just when he was about to take the (palm) fruit of temptation from lloyd, the plot was like NO! MY BELOVED CHILD CANNOT LOSE TO THIS INTERLOPER!! and the bone dragon started to pull itself together to terrorize ppl.

ajsdhkakas oh noooo we could've had and adam and eve parallel it was so close!!!

lmaoooo javier is really the universe's favorite child, everything is just constantly bending in order to make sure he remains the most specialest boy ever <333

but also i do love how this scene just makes it so clear how lloyd is just such a positive influence in javier's life. like we joke that he's corrupting him (and in certain aspects he totally is) but mostly? he's just getting him to enjoy life! like we've talked about how javier now smiles and laughs and jokes more often and that's because of lloyd!

and in this case it's such a little thing, literally just a fruit that javier really likes but it's expensive and not so easy to get so he feels guilty about eating because it's such a waste of money. but lloyd points out to him that the money was already spent, the food is already there and if they don't eat it, everything will just go to waste so they may as well enjoy it.

and of course he's teasing him, that's how their relationship works, but on the inside lloyd genuinely wants him to enjoy himself. he knows that javier is a good person who wants to help others, that he would rather distribute food to people in need rather than buy expensive food for himself, and he likes that about him, he doesn't want him to change, but he also doesn't want him to miss out on something he enjoys if he doesn't have to.

lloyd knows what it's like to miss on stuff you want because you can't afford it, so he knows better than to let it pass if there's no need and now he's teaching javier the same thing!

KJSAHDKA SORRY FOR MAKING IT MUSHY THEY MUST MAKE ME VERY SOFT

[mangoposts]

https://www.tumblr.com/mangoposts/746957443693690880/httpswwwtumblrcommangoposts74689594385145856

can i be your friend? 😏😏😏😏

LMAOOO more seriously im the complete opposite idk the english word for that but im constantly hiding my body even with M who i knew since fucking 2 years old 😭😭😭 i think she saw my boobs for the first time when we were like 15 or sum and it was an accident 😭😭😭 and my friends are like you, they’re really comfortable and not afraid to show me their bodies. I don’t mind at all, that’s actually great for you babe, i wish i could be more like you i just hate the way i look soooo lemme go to your bathroom so i can put my pyjamas on 😝😝

LMAOOOO i used to be like this too even around my sister i was like im going to the bathroom to change 😍 But my friends are so unfazed and they do it all the time so i was like okay here’s my boobs and my bare ass ❤️Now idgaf i literally send my tits and ask if they look good

But yeah let’s be friends 😏😏😏😏

[chrkrose]

Hey, firstly I really like your blog and opinions on ASOIAF. I wanted to talk about the fandom perception of Jaime and Cersei, especially Cersei and how weird it is lol. I was on another blog and the person was talking about 'overly/unfairly hated female characters due to sexism and misogyny' and there list included Shiv Roy, Skyler White, Alicent, Catelyn....and then Cersei. And I was just ???? I saw another person say this but, I think a lot of ASOIAF fans are not willing or are incapable to meeting GRRM where he is at with some of his plot points or characterizations. People will say 'ohhh the fandom claims that Jaime and Tyrion are less worse than Cersei and that is misogyny' and I just want to be like, is it misogyny or just...a correct reading of the text lol? Like, you can argue that it's problematic that GRRM made Cersei the most evil out of her siblings, who are male, but that doesn't change canon? That is still his authorial intent lol. Like, she killed her friend at the age of 11, she murdered literal babies, threatened Mya's life, sent women to be tortured, etc. like she's written to be an evil sociopath the criticism and 'hate' for her is warranted lol.

Not to defend Robert, but people constantly using him as a shield for Cersei when she literally murdered his children and threatened to murder Mya when he wanted to bring her to KL?? Like, I know fandom refuses to acknowledge this, but I guarantee GRRM considers Robert a better person than Cersei, not like that's saying much. I think GRRM telling us Cersei aborted Robert's babies is not like some.....Feminist Girl Boss move....Martin literally wants us to be disgusted by her actions, yet I've seen metas applauding this for taking her AgEnCy lmaoooooo? Like you're literally applauding sociopathic behavior that the author intended to be sociopathic and evil LMAOOOO????

I feel like people want to point out valid sexism against female characters but have over corrected to the point that female characters like Cersei, that are meant to be hated and make our skin crawl, are now being defended because *checks notes* some shallow reading of feminism meaning you have to support every female no matter how gross her actions? I just don't really get it and this twisting of canon to fit the 'Cersei is actually a victim not a villain you guys and if you disagree you are SeXIsT' is so bizarre. Just say you don't agree with the characterization by GRRM and go, instead of trying to re-write characters to fit an agenda.

100% everything you say. I’ll repeat what I said about HoTD writers and their girlbossifying of Rhaenyra: we have several female characters to represent several archetypes in the main saga, why do we need to whitewash/justify/girlbossify Cersei to fit her into one of those archetypes? Why can’t a female character be a villain and be written as such? Why do we have to always give some sort of “motherly” background to a female character so her actions can be justified under the guise of feminism? Why can we have complex male villains who are discussed and have engaged metas written about them but we can’t have the same for female villains because that’s “anti feminism” if you don’t find some sort of justification that puts her into a box of “actually she’s not bad she’s just a victim of patriarchy and that made her like this, she’s just a mother in pain”. Like do they think THAT is more of a feminist take? That’s D&D level of feminism analysis that’s what. Denying cersei the agency of being both a victim of patriarchy while also being an abuser just makes her so one note. It’s much more interesting and complex to analyze and empathize with her under the lens of how she doesn’t have to be perfect, or even GOOD, to be a victim, that her abuser might actually even be a better “person” than her in terms of their inner thoughts and feelings and still doesn’t make it right what she went through, while also showing how she can be evil by nature and do horrible things because that’s who she is, and she doesn’t need excuses or justifications or be labeled a “mother in pain” for doing those acts and being an abuser herself.

[wendytestabrat]

KYLE HAS A VICTIM MENTALITY. PERIOD.

i don’t feel bad for kyle one bit bc literally 98% of the problems he gets himself into are HIS fault. if u look at nearly every cartman vs kyle episode you’ll notice kyle wouldn’t have gotten himself into that situation with cartman or whatever if he hadn’t been purposely trying to start shit with him. tonsil trouble? kyle started the fight to begin with by laughing at cartman for having aids. imaginationland? kyle was the one who signed a fucking legally binding contract that he had to suck cartman’s balls. le petit tourette? kyle was the one who was going out of his way to try to prove that cartman doesn’t have tourettes, if kyle would’ve just stayed out of it cartman wouldn’t have made all those anti-semitic comments and have decided to go on dateline just to get back at kyle. AND MANY MORE EXAMPLES. it just baffles me the fact that if kyle hates cartman so much then why tf does he spend so much time with him when he can literally be friends with anyone else? i’m so tired of people feeling bad for kyle when he literally does NOTHING to change his circumstances and it’s like he purposely wants to get into beef with cartman all the time. kyle can make the decision to walk away from his friendship with cartman at any time. it’s like that scene from “pandemic” when craig was on that adventure with the four boys and he was like “i’m choosing not to be apart of this anymore” and kyle was like “how do you do that?” and craig was like “like this” and just walks away from the boys LMAOOOO also the argument that kyle is only friends with cartman bc they have mutual friends like stan & kenny is just BS bc then why does kyle instantly go running to cartman whenever he gets into a fight with stan? he could literally choose any other kid to hang out with. also something we literally never see is kyle going to his parents for help when cartman is like bugging him or some shit. like it’s weird how gerald and sheila just assumes they’re good friends bc kyle never talks about it LMAOOO. that’s bc kyle doesn’t actually wanna do anything abt it, like i’m sure it kyle went to gerald & sheila and told them that some kid was picking on him and making anti-semitic comments towards him and the rest of the family they probably would not put up with that, i mean especially sheila she would be pissed and might wanna get cartman arrested or send kyle to a new school. BUT HE LITERALLY NEVER DOES THAT. YOU KNOW WHY? BC KYLE LIKES JUST WHINING AND PLAYING THE VICTIM AND LETTING CARTMAN SHIT ALL OVER HIM WHILE DOING NOTHING ABT IT BC HE’S CRAZY LOL i’m so tired of people who act like kyle is this poor helpless victim and that cartman & kyle actually do hate each other and don’t consider each other friends, that makes 0 sense like why would u hang around someone all the time that you don’t like. this is why i love craig bc he’s rlly one of the only truly sane characters on the show, like he genuinely can’t stand the boys so that’s why he won’t go anywhere near them LMAOOO he knows how crazy they are. if kyle was rlly as smart and sensible as he claims he would do what craig does, like he constantly preaches abt how awful and crazy cartman is, so JUST STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH HIM IT’S THAT SIMPLE.

[morns-fevered-dream]

It's times for the season finale of SNW and my last live blogging until the next season of Lower Decks and then DIS season 5 both of which I'm excited about oh and SPOILERS

Season 2 Episode 10

First off it's called "Hegemony" which is definitely going to be in reference to the Gorn Hegemony and if you've seen my reactions to season 1 treatment of the Gorn I'm not excited about this episode

Based on small town Midwest?!??! Seriously that sounds like literally hell (I'm from the Midwest)

Lmaoooo I saw a tiktok talking about a huge fake town in Canada near Toronto with fake Bar And Grill, Barber show and a diner and this is the same fake town

I've got a weird feeling based on the camera angle the town about to explode during talk between Pike and Captain Batel I'm calling it

Well it seems I might be right but I thought it'd happen while Pike was talking to the good captain like their'd be a explosion right behind her mid sentence but I'll take it

Listen to April you don't understand the Gorn this message of "what you don't understand" was the whole point of "Arena" they obviously won't go back on this and April will be right be the end of the episode right? Right?!

Unrelated but April might be my favorite character in this series from this thing with the Gorn and in S2 E2 about eugenics this April is based AF

Just listen to April

Ok they've drawn a line in the sand stay on your side then ez

The map looks crude probably because the Gorn in this series are "dumb" uggh

"I'd like to study how to kill them" feels like a line straight from edgy 2000s show and "I'd like to join in that study" wow feels like this show be set to Evenescence or something

Did they change Pike hair from scene to scene? All I can imagine is Pike stopping to mission to change his hair

Considering we know Chapel alive due to her appearance in later Trek it seems a bit silly to have scenes dedicated to "will it or won't it" as they say

Still sticking with the dumb animal like Gorn I see ugh

Having La'an be there to shut down even the idea that you can communicate with the Gorn every time it's brought up is extremely annoying considering we all know they can from "Arena"

Like Discovery changed how the Klingons looked and people lost their shit but they still acted like Klingons

Oh a new Scotty first impressions I'm neutral 😐

The Dinner mentioned in the tiktok I knew it had to appear sometime

They communicate through light? Seriously? We heard them talk with words

Like a "swarm" Voyager already had a swarm episode

Hold up their about to fling saucer section at the big green Gorn thing but if Chapel lived probably a few others too considering how big the ship is

Well they said humans haven't yet seen a adult Gorn before is out the window I'm pretty sure the showrunner say we wouldn't see a adult Gorn

Oh and I don't like the Gorn design to cgi heavy

The Gorn kinda looks like those aliens from the halo games

I looked it up the Elites from Halo

Discovery made Klingons purple and people complained constantly but I imagine SNW won't share the fate

The Gorn was wearing all metal armor I think or maybe that just their skin now idk

Damn anybody else on that saucer dead

I kind of like that both groups were working on a solution even if only one was necessary

And it ends on a cliffhanger

Well I'm still not a fan of this show whole thing with the Gorn but it wasn't as bad as S2 E2 and the whole pro eugenics thing so there's that and the season as a whole was mixed S2 E9 and S2 E7 were very fun but episodes like S2 E8 and S2 E5 were really cheesy

Note: I was wrong before anyone corrects me the adult Gorn wasn't cgi but practical affects to be fair to me it looks a lot like really ugly cgi in my opinion

[mysteryman-17]

* I USED TO HAVE IMP3CCABLE [[Speech - 100]] * BUT ALAS, [[take a look at me now]]!! * ALL [[File corrupted]], NO [[Hyperlink blocked]]. * I'D ASK FOR YOUR HELP, BUT LET'S BE REAL K1D. * THERE'D BE NO [[Get to the point...]] * YOUR HEAD'S JUST NOT [[In the game]]!

Time’s End is an AHIT/Undertale crossover AU of sorts, taking place in the aftermath of a timeline where you lose the final boss fight against Mustache Girl. You can find the write-up here! In addition, you can find the write-ups for the Neutral Endings and TimeWarp Route Requirements on Google Drive! The logo for Time's End was designed by @bittybattybunny. She's an incredible artist, be sure to check out their work here on Tumblr and over on Twitter!!

Moonjumper replaces Gaster. After escaping the Horizon, they're just barely holding on to their existence. Glitchy as anything, their form phasing in and out of view, distorted speech... the works. MJ desires to finally get a proper foothold in this world once more, but needs Bow Kid’s help... help that they'll never get on the Pacifist and Neutral routes, as it requires Bow to do things that she'd normally never do. But as much of a fool's errand as it is, Moonjumper fights Bow on those two routes anyway when she encounters them at the broken giant hourglass. You aren't really able to lose to them, as they heal you right when you would be about to die, but hey! No pain, no [[game]], am I right? ...If nothing else, it gives time for em to get some cryptically cynical thoughts off their chest. Having to leave your thoughts to fester while constantly being mere inches away from non-existence, and corrupted beyond comprehension, kinda does that to a guy lmaoooo. After the fight however, Moonjumper says a few more things that SEEM indicate the tiniest amount of hope, then just fades away without a trace, their grasp on existence being weakened just enough for it to slip completely... for a while at any rate. =)

Motifs:

Oh It's You + Your Contract Has Expired (modified)

The Badge Seller

"You're not supposed to be in the game!" (6:20 - 6:28)

That's right folks, I finally bothered to do a NYCTBA counterpart for the string bean! I was originally going to just not have one, since there wouldn't be a place for it to play, but then I realized... that's fucking dumb! So here we are; figured it was worth fleshing out a lil more to "complete the sentence," so to speak. ;) (Also I might do a Dialtone but idk for sure at this point so uhhhh S K I P) Anyhow ye, retooled and "backdated" the BIG SHOT's transcriptions to fit the NYCTBA format, changed the pitch and implemented the new vocals. Not much else to say here, hope you guys enjoy! (P.S. My hours and days off at work are going to be changing fairly soon, so my posting times/rates are going to get a LOT more irregular. Stuff for this AU isn't going anywhere, but I just wanted to prep y'all for that fact.)

You can also listen to this track in high quality on the AU’s SoundCloud here!

[justhereforqsmp]

just wanted to try drawing in the nimona style (BECAUSE IT’S SOOO CUTE) but the more I thought about it the more I realized nimona and qsmp guapoduo’s story line up. Kinda Well Actually. Almost Too Well. This is what happens when I watch other media while watching QSMP things get wacky LMAOOOO

I was debating between making nimona au of a wider struggle with the Federation/Institute like we have in QSMP to include more characters or to just stick closely to the movie with limited characters… I think both Nimona aus could be interesting but for now I’ll just work with the movie bc I had such a clear idea in mind LOL

BELOW the read more is SPOILERS FOR ALL OF NIMONA. if you have Netflix, i recommend giving it a watch I enjoyed it quite a bit, good art, cute story! Basically the au is just the movie plot if you replaced some characters with qsmp + the art I made to go along with it

Cellbit - Ballister, perfect because he goes through a similar thing with trying to earn the Federation’s trust, and trying to earn the islander’s trust in his traitor situation going on. And also Cucurucho would totally frame him for crimes LOLLLL. And also the situation with him being framed to kill King Abueloier is just a perfectly fitting situation and also getting his arm cut off. By a chainsaw. So he matches Richas now. I think instead of roier it would be abueloier who cuts his arm off I think, in a last ditch effort to stay alive, or maybe Roier deserves to cut off some arms idk. I think Ballister’s noble ideals really align with Cellbit’s, but also Cellbit would probably be a little more aggressive than Ballister is in the movie when stressed, I.e Fugo Impossivel Cellbit. ALSO HE ALREADY HAS THE DARK KNIGHT AESTHETIC IN QSMP

Roier - Ambrosius, perfect because Roier used to be really buddy buddy with the Federation and with Cucurucho but because of Bobby and Cellbit started to view them as more sinister. I think that both his arcs of trusting cellbit even through his traitor arc and distrusting cellbit because he murdered his grandpa are well-reflected in Ambrosius’ arc in the film. In this version of the movie Nimona (Bobby and Richas) and Ambrosius interact more because even though they’re little monsters the Bobby-Richas bond with Roier is too good. The only reason I was at first considering Roier for Ballister is because of the Ballister-Nimona bond but like Cellbit fits the role so much better.

Richas and Bobby - Both Nimona, somehow. Little dragon shapeshifters that cause trouble, constantly bicker, and just want to be loved. Bobby, of course, fits Nimona a little bit better with their temperaments but I feel the fatherly-son bond between Richas and Cellbit is too good to pass up. Also Richas is definitely capable of anarchy.

Idk, Tilin?? - Gloreth. Honestly any of the egg kids reskinned to just be regular children would work for this (Pomme? Tallulah?? Leo because Roier-Leo family relation?) , but I don’t think any of them would betray Bobby and Richas lol.

Jaiden - The squire. Because I feel she would accidentally witness a planned assassination and try to warn about it but fail and just be burdened with knowledge LOL. And, another change from the movie, during the kidnapping of Jaiden she bonds with Bobby and becomes part of the found family too.

Cucurucho - The Director. Because it hates Cellbit, likes to keep order, and wants to kill the eggs. Self explanatory!

The Institute - The Federation. Similar color schemes, similar control over the populace!

Abueloier - King/Queen + that jerk Todd guy. It’s perfect, he gets killed in the opening scene of the movie and you know Roier is like “how could you do this”. I feel that Abueloier and Cellbit had an ok dynamic at first that just worsened until Cellbit um. Killed him. So maybe that happens here too except this time Cellbit didn’t actually kill him and the royal sword was rigged by Cucurucho.

And Bobby actually dies at the end so there’s only Richas left. To keep it in canon. : ). Pain. He’s a hero though so. I Guess It’s Okay.

[i-am-extremely-mad]

Since recently b/umbleby really became canon, I took the liberty to... borrow a post from a shipper better known as otp-bu/mbleby and before that as otp-sa/lami-sato (they uses salami in a derogatory sense) to emphasize how that blogger an absolute hypocrite and doesn't have the slightest bit of self-awareness. That blogger is also an absolute korrasami and Asami hater and m/akorra shipper btw. Changed ONLY the names from their original post to emphasize their hypocrisy. Trigger warning if you go to their blog and want to see their take on korrasami or Asami:

https://otp-bumbleby.tumblr.com/post/188848987794/another-complaint-about-toxic-shippers-because

“Another complaint about toxic shippers because they're still toxic, hun

I just think it’s really interesting that I saw korrasami shippers constantly reminding ourselves and our fellow shippers to respect canon, respect the writers, and Bryke’s vision whether or not korrasami happened. Especially if the m/akorra route was taken, we were adamant we’d take the high road and accept it.

Yet now we’ve basically predicted every damn beat of  korrasami’s establishment and gotten everything that’s needed to progress their relationship to the romantic level?

It’s the toxic m/akorra shippers that are insisting canon means nothing, that it’s only fanservice, that Bryke were being disrespected by their friends they worked with for years, that ~wasps~ changed the story and demanded the gays be pandered to because they were happy to ignore and refute all the cues that were given - I guess so they could find no problem with complaining that korrasami “came out of nowhere”. If anyone has done even one of those things, I’m talking about them. I cannot express how much respect I have for the m/akorra shippers that had the decency to not utter or type a single one of those type of things, and just not act like a fucking child, over a fictional ship.

Now that Nickelodeon has had the opportunity (and honestly probably the call from big daddy parent company Paramount) to expand  TLOK content so much into other mediums - meaning they had to bring in more than just the Bryke - these people that just can’t accept and get over their ship not being canon, and will grasp everything they can from those other introduced mediums to use as a weapon to try and contradict what the true canon shows (i.e. in the animated series). In their minds having inconsistencies, ‘retcons’ and changes mean that there has been some grave mistake in what the original writers of  TLOK have portrayed, even though it’s reasonable to say that not everything is going to all fit together perfectly. They want nothing but perfection from the people they continue to disrespect by taking their work and skewing the canon for their own whims.

I guess when you don’t get what you want you better cry, scream and yell that you’ve been wronged with all that you’ve got because you have nothing else left to go on?

If  korrasami still, for some reason, doesn’t happen despite my confidence in it, I’m not going to stoop that fucking low. Disappointment will be rife (an understatement) in our community. But I can promise everyone I’m not going to do what they’re doing. I know I wouldn’t be the only one. I also know there would be some that would, and they would be just as bad and toxic as those m/akorra shippers that can’t let go.

And ya know, I feel really bad for those m/akorra shippers that will be civil in their disappointment. But I’m starting to realise the toxic shippers don’t deserve any sympathy whatsoever, and much like Mako, it’s time they get what they deserved. And that’s Korra choosing Asami. lmaoooo”

[eggluttony]

While Eggman overeating and getting fatter and sexier naturally/unintentionally is super hot, the concept of him WANTING to gain weight and his perverted thoughts coming out during stuffing sessions/dirty talk is just a MASSIVE turn-on for me sghsgshfhdk it’s way too hot 🥵

I know it’s probably not the most in-character thing for him to think or want but… it’s just so damn hot to think about 🥰 Like him actively wishing to gain pounds and become bigger and bigger SGSHSJSH- THTS SO SEXY yes king become the morbidly obese slob you wanna be 😌 We won’t complain lmaoooo

While I don’t see Eggman regularly weighing himself, he obviously checks himself out in the mirror and when he sees his “developments”, i love to imagine it turning him on, like- ohhh my god I am absolutely huge… his round belly starts to develop into rolls and his hips get wider with love handles as well as his ass n tits and he’s just like yeeeeees I am so fuckin sexy �� When people start to tease him about it in bed and really lean into the concept of him becoming hundreds and hundreds of pounds fatter it really makes him horny

His belly and tits start to get so much softer, instead of his harder sort of fat before he gained a bunch, and all of him starts to jiggle when doing stuff, even during the smallest of activities after a while - his clothes are getting super tight even after moving up so many sizes constantly and, if he’s wearing clothes with a belt or a waistline, he starts to get a veeeeery prominent muffin top sgdhdgsk- Moving about/daily activities are becoming so much more tiring and he wishes he could just sit back, eat some of his favourite fattening desserts and be worshipped like the absolute king he is, just to spare him the effort of “strenuous activity”

He notices these changes in his body and behaviour frequently and he’s quite shocked (and even appalled) with himself… until he’s alone sgshsjsh- sometimes things like this can be concerning when he notices in public spaces, but once he’s by himself and can reflect, he’s extremely horny and gives into his gluttonous and lustful desires…

OKAY IM GETTING CARRIED AWAY I GOTTA STOP TYPING SGSHSGSKSHSK what do you think tho?? Like, do you like the thought of him actively liking gaining weight, enjoying the changes in his body?

HELLO I have a fucking intense boner fnjsbkgsbwkgksbh GOD SAME

Of course I do love the idea of Eggman accidentally overeating, unintentionally gaining a lot, and then being shocked by his own transformation with just how far pure mindless gluttony can take him and how it's like he just can't control himself sometimes. It's really sexy when he's oblivious, then in denial, and then embarrassed and a little ashamed, it's a prime state for him to be teased for the bad habits and poor choices he makes without even realizing sometimes.

But I'm also really weak for him totally getting into it, not just all the big stuffings but even weight gain. I like to combine the best of both because I can see it working that way for him, where he accidentally and naturally gains and is embarrassed and nervous that he's put on this much weight without even noticing but gets turned on by that and realizes he's actually not sure if he wants to stop now he's aware and it's not just because he hates trying to lose weight.

If he doesn't gain intentionally at first but realizes he's loving it and can't deny it, he says fuck it and gives in and gains purposefully but tries to tell himself and others he's just taking time to relax and treat himself, to try to feel less guilty about it when it's really just an excuse to let his greedy slobby side come out. He swears he can stop whenever he wants so it won't go too far but of course that's not true because it's addictive and he's bound to get carried away hehe ;)

I LOVE the thought of him specifically admiring his fat in the mirror as part of being madly in love with himself, I think about it all the time! Him posing and feeling himself up, being proud of his big round belly as he rubs, pats, and shakes it in his hands, loving his squishy tits and big butt, and how everything wobbles around. He loves everything about himself and thinks he has the perfect, most gorgeous body shape and size and he's so right.

He blushes like "Oh man I'm getting so fat..." and gasps and tuts and is appalled but is also in awe and wonder as he feels himself up in the mirror, grabs thick rolls of soft fat, squeezes his butt, cups his tits, takes in how much bigger he's gotten and gets hard as he realizes he just looks even sexier fatter as all his best assets get bigger. He ends up jerking off excitedly and surprises himself by blurting out how he's such a greedy fatass and looks so sexy.

The hornier he gets, the more he wants to get fatter and then the thought of that turns him on even more to the point he can't stand how good it feels to be getting fatter and how hot the thought of gaining even more is. He gets so carried away in the thoughts as he jerks off aggressively and cums so hard, realizing his heart (more like his dick lol) really wants to, even though his mind is conflicted with knowing he shouldn't but he's loving it and can't help his desires.

He secretly fantasizes about being seriously pampered and overfed constantly and becoming a being a slobby obese fatass of an emperor, with a massive belly that draws attention so eyes are always on him. He just sits back and is worshipped and fed with days full of constant bliss, pleasure, fullness, and sleepiness, lounges with his huge stuffed belly proceeding him, eats and eats and gets even more food at the click of fingers and gets fatter and fatter.

He has wet dreams of being a massive morbidly obese lazy fatass and wakes up to the tent of his boner in the sticky sheets and the naughty fantasy on his mind, so he waddles to the kitchen for a late night feast, clearing out the entire fridge and pantry while imagining those dreams coming true. He wobbles back to bed severely overstuffed and bloated, loving how fat and huge his belly feels when packed full and he wishes it looked like that while empty and even bigger.

Or of it's morning, he stuffs himself with a big hearty breakfast and then struggles to pull himself and his fat stuffed belly out his chair- or when he's especially horny, he orders for an even bigger breakfast in bed and ends up too full and heavy to get out of bed. And that just further encourages him to be lazy and go back to sleep, where he just keeps dreaming of getting huge while his stomach digests and more fat is added to his frame in his sleep.

During a stuffing session and/or when he's in bed with a partner, he really likes being teased for his awful habits and how he's been getting fatter. He starts off seeming flustered and in denial, then nervous and blushy, but he gets so turned on that the excitement takes over and he stops pretending he doesn't love it as a big smile is finally on his face and a giggle escapes him as he admits that being so fat feels really good and he wants to be bigger and fatter.

Talking about how fat he's getting and the subject of fattening him up further in dirty talk drives him crazy, he gets so hard and leaky while his fat is jiggled and played with, he starts moaning and sighing in delight of how fat and soft he feels and the thought of getting bigger. When it gets him horny, he doesn't think rationally or worry anymore and instead loves how naughty it feels and associates every jiggle of his heavy fat body with feelings of pure ecstasy.

He tries to grind up into them excitedly during it only he just pathetically humps his own soft fat of his growing belly hang but that feels great too and he loves it. He tries to reach to touch himself but it's also difficult reaching his dick and when he's told to imagine what it would be like if he couldn't reach to do it at all anymore and always needs help with it and he knows that would be appalling and frustrating but it excites him way more than it should.

He starts moaning and panting and almost pleads as he says he needs more, he needs to eat more and he needs to get fatter. Greed and desire takes over and makes him so horny and he gives in. During a stuffing session, his mind tells him to eat and eat and have more food forced down his throat and feel his fat belly expand and bulge until it feels like he's about to burst and keep going and he eats sloppily and messily like a pig the more desparate he gets.

He'd love to be way fatter because it's so exciting for himself and others to play with it. Some of his biggest orgasms happened while his fat was played with and wobbled and kissed and he's told to imagine getting even fatter. He loves feeling like a blob of fat and everything jiggling and shaking as he thrusts or gets fucked or gets jerked or sucked off and cums while smiling wide and moaning as he's called a big greedy fatass and kinds of other teasing names.

When his body gets bigger and softer, he has even more fun admiring his developing body with how the slightest movements make him jiggle all over, how much his round belly proceeds him so he can't see his dick or his feet, how his tits sag heavier than before, his heavy wobbly belly hangs, and his fat plump ass jiggles. He wonders what it would be like to become a big blob of lard, how it would feel to just drown in it and he can't stop eating to get there.

He finds himself loving the process, the pressure of his strained creaking bodysuit sounding like it's going to split, seams feeling like they're going to tear, when his belly muffin tops over belts and waistbands, buttons and zippers straining and about to break and pop, feeling himself getting too big for seats and doorways, his bed, and bathtub. He tries to sound disappointed whenever his wright gives him issues but his sighs and groans sound more like arousal.

He's a bit blushy when clothes get tighter and it's more obvious that he's barely squeezed into them as they're strained and buttons and his bodysuit are creaking, shirts are riding up, his squishy love handles and butt are spilling out, how his moobs are showing through everything. But it also feels so good, how it's all barely containing the thick squishy fat and imagining getting big enough to ruin these clothes and keeps eating and enjoys feeling it get tighter.

The times he does explode out his clothes, he moans deeply as all his fat abruptly spills out every angle and his fat belly looks massive when he looks down, it feels amazing. He feels an intense rush of pleasure and his cock hardens under the layers of fat. If it happened in the middle of eating then he just shoves the next bite down his throat and keeps going, thinking of getting enormous and he becomes addicted to stuffing himself silly.

All the days of being so packed full after meal after meal and snack after snack to the point he can't move starts feeling like accomplishments that he's proud of himself for. The tummy aches he gets are signs he's eaten enough and if he doesn't feel round and heavy and tightly stretched then he hasn't. He loves waddling to the pantry for more food and stumbling into bed with an overstuffed gut and sometimes can't even gorges on late night snacks after.

Every new roll of fat and fresh set of stretch marks he notices all over his body in the mirror, everything getting bigger and fatter and even his cheeks and multiple chins. It makes him feel so giddy, he can't believe how sexy he looks and how great he feels and how he just wants more! He's gaining by the week with constant stuffings and lazy days of sleeping and gaming and eating until he's about to burst, always thinking about his next meal and nap.

Eventually everything starts making him breathless and tired easier, too much heavy fat to carry to move and he's too full and sleepy to function mentally. He just wants to lay back and eat big tasty fattening greasy meals and junk and sweet sugary desserts and go to sleep with his hands resting on top of his huge packed full gurgling stomach. He wants the most work to be moving his jaw to chew and his poor stomach working extra hard to digest all he forces into it.

He also doesn't want to move because his back fat and huge plump ass feel like big cozy cushions, his tits and belly are comforting to hold and pleasurable to play with. He's so warm and fat and comfortable and the satisfaction of being stuffed to the gills on top of it is exhilarating. He just wants to sit there like a lazy slobby fatty and ask his robots to do literally everything for him and judge him for becoming extremely obese to the point it's getting really shocking.

There's confliction. It's so wrong but it feels so right. He really shouldn't but he just really wants to get bigger, it still doesn't feel like enough even when it starts giving him problems. And even though he knows he's getting too fat and he's too full and should stop, he keeps shoving more food into his mouth as the fantasy and thought of how he shouldn't actually just really excites him more and he likes telling himself he needs it. He likes when partners tell him he does.

When he's horny he gets really carried away and can't help himself. He forgets about the shame and guilt and gives into dirty desire and lust. He loves the heavy indulgence and tells himself he needs and deserves to feel good and gorge freely to his heart's content and grow. They're just barely restrained deep dirty desires of complete gluttony and obesity and when that smallest amount of restraint is lost, it's easy for him to let himself go and get absolutely huge.

He gets so huge that he surpasses type 2 to 3 obesity class and when he's finally pushed to get back on the scales by concerned robots, it reads error and he's embarrassed to move up to a bariatric one and find that he's now considered morbidly obese. And he's seriously shocked and appalled with himself but at the same time this is the beginning of his fantasy coming true and he can't help but feel a bit excited at how fat and heavy and enormous he is!

He's worn out after waddling to the scale and the shock so he just wants to lay back down and rest. And when he thinks about all the food he ate to get this big he just starts craving more. So he soon finds himself lounging and stuffing his enormous big soft fat belly again just minutes after the discovery because he can't stop now, it feels so good and he needs to eat even more to be satisfied now that he's so fat and rest more because he's so heavy it's tiring.

As much as I love unintentional weight gain with him, I really do adore the thought of him losing control and giving into a desire to become a lazy slobby greedy morbidly obese fatass too. And go ahead and give in to your true desires you adorable fatty, we will absolutely love it! God I'm so fucking weak for him 🥵🤤😍💘💜💖💕💗 This got fucking long oops lol. And nooo you don't need to stop, getting bigger asks makes me so happy and brings out bigger responses like this aagjfhsbskfbskg 💕