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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months

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FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell

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kankuroplease · 4 months

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He tried to kill her granddaddy, so what’s a few million Ryō?

#my art #naruto crackship #lady tsunade #tsunade senju #kakuzu #KakuTsuna #kakutsu #I still laugh about this ship because she would win any argument bringing up Hashirama #why does he stay? is it the booty? probably 💀#most expensive ass he’s ever had because of her bad luck 💀#why is she with him? he can fund her gambling addiction 💀

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turtleblogatlast · 6 months

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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tmnt-on-the-mind · 5 months

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I will never stop drawing klunk being cute you guys

#tmnt 2003 #tmnt leo #tmnt klunk #dude I’ve been so busy lately but here have a drawing!!! :)#leo is absolutely about to kick klunk off the table #leo is the type of guy to ask the cat politely to get off the table before picking it up and setting it down on the floor #you cant tell me he wouldn’t be like ‘uh excuse klunk could you get down’ or something #and mikey would probably encourage klunk to go on the table to eat breakfast or something 💀💀💀#god I have such bad brainrot #maybe I’ll draw that #dude why do I get good ideas whenever I’m not drawing

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pastelpousay · 3 months

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This scene did something to my brain chemistry i swear

#disney villains #hades bbg #disney hades #hades disney #hercules hades #hercules 1997 #disney hercules #i 💙 blue men #nah cuz not usually to advocate for smoking or anything (I’m not btw)#but he lowk probably doesn’t even have lungs so 💀#but like smoking a cigar should not be that hot #but here tf we are like damn 🤤#no cuz whys he fine like that #the way he lit that shit too like OH MY GOD #RINA WOULD DEFINITELY TWEAK TF OUT LIKE SHED DEF BE GIGGLING ANYTIME HE DID THIS BS #GOD HES SO FINEEEEE

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spinnysocks · 6 months

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stupid lion guard screenshots :3

i'm freeing these from the depths my phone lmao

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steakout-05 · 2 months

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medic tf2 doodles?!?!?? in this economy!???!?!? (art from yesterday)

most gentle and sweet middle aged german man in the whole entire world smile vs planning to swap all of your organs with a series of interconnected frogs smile

a doodle i did of Medic and Archimedes.... he looks too round in this drawing, not smug and evil enough..... also Mitzi from the RAE appearance :D

i LOVE the voicelines Medic has with Haunted Archimedes, he's not disturbed or even slightly put off by the fact that his zombified dove is 1. talking and 2. has a violent and constant craving for brains. he's just like. being a slightly irritated pet owner about it. he's just like "ugh yes archimedes vants all zhe brains doesn't he. now shut up". also i think this is the most on-model medic drawing i've ever done wtf

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #medic tf2 #archimedes tf2 #mitzi mozzarella #doodles #sketches #sketch #also um. please no thirst comments in the tags. /srs #i feel incredibly uncomfortable with comments like that and i don't want those things being said about my art #and i feel like it might happen here so like. please don't do that thanks 👍#man i love drawing medic. he's actually so fun to draw and i love giving him the most insane expressions ever #he has so many sharp angles it's so fun!!!#i also really like the second opinion voice lines. he's not even frightened. he just has an annoying roommate sewn to his face #aahh this is why i love medic #i have a cold right now so i can't think of any other tags to put on this post........#might post some more barry stuff later. i drew a pretty cursed one yesterday heehoo #i want to post some of my really old tf2 art from like 2018 #and maybe some SUPER old tf2 stuff from a decade ago if i can find the notebook i drew it in #back when i used to draw everything with a pen and no guidelines 💀#i'm pretty sure i still have it! it's not something i would throw away at all #it's probably hidden deep in my closet with my other old art stuff #i'd like to share my super old unhinged comics with a bunch of characters from various properties some day #i remember making a comic where all my favourite tf2 and mlp characters teamed up to stop peg from peg + cat from taking over the world #because i really didn't like the show as a kid. i thought peg's voice was annoying and it was a show about math. and i hate math #it's not even a bad show... it's really cute actually..... why did i hate it so much #i was peg + cat's biggest hater. if p+c had a million haters i was one of them. if it had 1 hater that was me. if it had 0 then i grew up #anyway. ignore all those tags i went on a ramble loolll #i forgot this post is about my medic drawings... yeah i really like these drawings and i love drawing medic <3

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selfcarecap · 8 days

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Omg can people please stop describing the reader’s outfits in fics in so much detail 😭😭 babe why am i wearing a grandma fit 💀

#i’m not saying don’t describe it at all #and i get when you can picture it really well and you wanna include it #but why are you making me wear something i’d never wear and then the character’s going crazy for the outfit and i’m just thinking how #fucking ugly that outfit would me #be*#on me at least like pls don’t make me wear that #making me feel ugly from reading your fic💀😭#i’ve probably included outfits too but idk #don’t give me 2 paragraphs describing an outfit that i wouldn’t be caught dead wearing please

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throwawayasoiafaccount · 5 months

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god tywin lannister deserved worse

just remembering elias death and i wanna puke and the way tywin talks about elia and what happened is so damn gross

but rip tommen and myrcella we all know what’s about to happen in the next book :/

the cycle of violence just keeps spinning and damn you tywin for beginning it

(i got a bit crazy in the tags 💀)

#rest in peace elia and rhaenys #i’m one of those crazy ppl who thinks jaqen h’ghar is aegon 💀#literally lost the teeny tiny amount of credibility i had #anyways i think doran’s in on it and i think rhaegar switched out asharas child for aegon paralleling the baby swap jon does #the pact made in braavos about viserys and dany marriages is a half truth half lie #and arianne being sent to faegon is simply doran testing his heir. if she messes up then whoever’s spying for doran will correct her #gerold dayne knows too much that’s why doran thinks he’s too dangerous #but this would make the dornish plot sooooo much more interesting and would show that no doran hasn’t been doing nothing #it would also automatically make the daynes more important #jaqen (aegon) was in kings landing to kill robert but got caught by varys. syrio was sent to find him. ned cleared out the black cells tho #saving aegon in the process. fun how we’re actually introduced to this character through lyanna starks mini me arya #aegon was able to kill robert with a boar tho so mission accomplished.#now he’s in old town trying to hatch his dragon egg. the stone beast taking flight in danys vision is aegon being symbolically depicted…#..as a spinx #i’m crazy delusional. but ppl who think faegon is actually aegon are even more delusional than me #plus the real aegon being alive fulfills the suns son part of quaithes warnings #i like this theory bc it makes the dorne plot more interesting and it explains whatever is going on with jaqen h’ghar cause he is sus #yes yes i know i’m delusional 💀 i just think it’d be a very interesting twist #kinda hoping no one sees this post at this point bc i know no one will take this theory well lol #i do think this theory can be supported by the text tho #and cerseis throw away line about ned stealing asharas baby would suddenly become peak foreshadowing #barristan comparign dany to ashara would also be peak foreshadowing bc ashara would take the place of gilly in this parallel and she was dis #dishonored by someone at harrenhall. likely aerys and then she turned to a stark probably brandon for comfort #tbh i think it was ashara who lied to brandon about what happened to lyanna. perhaps she was trying to mess with brandon’s wedding and #was trying to get back at rhaegar for humiliating elia at the tourney. i highly doubt it was baelish who lied to brandon cause brandon #has little reason to believe him and no reason to trust him. ashara tho? arthur daynes sister and elias lady in waiting? also his lover?#anyways varys the spider potentially stealing aegon away (if he did take a child it was the false aegon) is there to parallel the others #who ride ice spiders taking crasters sons. tbh i think it was aegon who decided he wanted to train as a faceless man so he could get revenge #on his own terms. and the sea lord of braavos at the time was in on it and helped aegon with his plans #the unveiling coming up is going to be a lot more important than arya just reclaiming her identity. yes im delusional lmao. rant over

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urahara-lovepage · 6 months

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honestly fuck aizen but you know how insane and sicknasty it would have been if kubo gave him a better motive than “loneliness” or at least explained it better. you’re not getting me w some sob story abt how he had no equal so he committed mass murder and colonized a place. that’s straight nonsense.

#that is such a loose motive w such limited context #PLUS literally every interaction he and urahara had at the end of arrancar arc #DOUBLE PLUS urahara’s dead silence at ichigo describing aizen’s blade?#w that you can’t tell me they didn’t have history tf #i’m going to throw up bc now i’m invested #it’s almost like it’s my job to make a history for him sigh…#there’s a good bit of evidence that suggests (to me at least) that they might have worked together in the past which would probably better #explain aizen’s motivations but no kubo js wants to play w me #i’m actually gonna kms TELL ME why he knows allat shit abt the hogyoku and even had his own version #and then on TOP OF THAT urahara’s the one person that he claims to revere #bc his mind somehow exceeds aizen’s???#wild thing to admit to the enemy all i’m saying #nigga gave him parting words i’m gonnnneee just say you miss him lmfao #that’s the yap sesh folks 💀#i wrote this while falling asleep so if this isn’t cohesive now yk why #bleach #clorox bleach #kisuke urahara #sosuke aizen

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blue-thief · 5 months

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pls let me back into the friend group. i was barely a part of it the first time and i won't contribute anything if you let me back in. but i wanna know why the breakup between that one couple was so bad that the entire group is falling apart

#cmon guys why weren't you guys this hung up when i had to leave bc i was softly broken up with 😞#i do think it's crazy that shit got so bad that one of them is siding w the one he's only known for a few months #over the guy he's literally been friends with since junior high???#and said guy is literally one of the few cis men i would choose to be alone with over a bear #meanwhile the other person has allegedly done some shitty stuff outside the context of the relationship?? 😭😭#the (immediate) reason for why she dumped him is somewhat similar to why i got upset w my ex #but NOW he sees the problem? 🤨🤨#both halves of the broken-up couple are accusing the other of being a manipulative asshole 💀💀#i was there when it was announced those two first got together #i'm shocked they fell apart so quickly cuz they were close friends before they got together???#i did notice one of them was hanging out more w one person wayy more than her actual bf #and i kinda just assumed she was cheating or something 😭😭#but im so out of the loop. at that point they probably would have been broken up #which is CRAZY cuz that means their relationship was wayyy shorter than i thought 😭😭#i don't have anyone to yap to about this so long-winded tumblr tags it is

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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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Sweetheart has scary dog privileges, both in her dog and in a few of those boys. Tbh Sweetheart’s dog would be named something badass like Felon or something more fun like Mr. Delicious (I legit met a dog named Mr. Delicious once and I never not laugh at the name 😂)

LOLL MR. DELICIOUS I LOVE THAT

OK ok-- how bout this

Because I already named her St. Bernard Brutus, she has two more dogs!

A grey great Dane named Mr. Slickback and a white pomeranian named Dagger. (I didn't want to take the names you said directly, they're just really good inspiration!)

Dagger is so freaking adorable, with her pink clip bow and pink laced collar. But the reason she's called Dagger is because of her T E E T H

They so FUCKING SHARP- THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BUT THEY ARE. SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE SHARK ISTG (she will make your ankles and arms bleed IMMEDIATELY)

Mr. Slickback is. Fucking. H u g e. (AND TALL--GREAT DANES ARE SO TALL) With his pointed ears (she found him like that) and his spiked black collar, you would think he would be named some fierce, and badass.

Nope.

Mr. Slickback.

Sweetheart: Actually, his full name is Mr. Slickback nicknack pattywack flapjack Nicodemus the second! But we just call him Slick for short.

Ghost:

And then Brutus, the absolute good boy of the trio. As his breed states, he is a Saint. Not a thought behind those eyes. Just smiles and happy barks!

Mr. Slickback and Dagger give 'Scary dog vibes' because they are scary 💀Mr. Slick was trained to be a protector and Dagger was just born like that

Now we all know who the scary dog vibes would be in the CoD men; Ghost, Krueger, König, Horangi, Alejandro, and then Sweetheart herself. 100%, my choices aren't changing. (LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN ALEJANDRO'S BICEPS??? Bigger than most heads yall. And he looks like straight murder when he frowns. So yeah, Scary Dog Vibes Alejandro all the way lol)

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chibishortdeath · 3 months

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Simon doodles I drew at like 1 AM or so recently. In an absolutely genius move, my dumbass started getting sleepy and decided to draw him being sleepy too about it instead of just going to bed 💀💀💀💀💀. Literally thought about The Guy before I realized I could (and should) go sleep

#castlevania #castlevania games #simon belmont #akumajo dracula #akumajou dracula #art post #my art #at this point I just determine which things I haven’t posted yet by what images don’t have a cropped version lol #he’s so eepy #yeah he’s got a plushie and nightgown of course—#haha the plushie totally isn’t a rabbit cause I collect rabbit plushies hahahaha no not at all erm uh—#and uh random microwaving the plushie so it’s warm image #he’s allowed to have a microwave in the 1600s as a treat :3 #eh but honestly I just draw these characters in a random void and make them do whatever so it’s the character interaction void’s microwave #I usually draw him on his side or face when laying down cause I imagine laying on his back is probably uncomfortable #never healing scars are probably not very great to touch very much #this is totally me when i’m suffering from the curse #imagine having posture and back problems already and then Dracula goes ‘hehe I’m gonna make that worse :)’ 💀💀💀#uh dumping headcanons in the tags I guess lol #he’s probably an insomniac tbh like who else would be taking a week or more of no sleep like a champ like that #dude up walking around and talking to people for days and only gets like teeny tiny breaks at the church every so often???#yeah this guy already had sleep set on veteran difficulty #that being said I think when he does sleep he does like a rock don’t even bother trying getting him up #and why would you tbh he would be so sad :( it took him so long to do that :( let him sleep until 2 pm—#yeah anyway yippie doodles! of The Guy™️!!!#I can’t think of anything else

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faaun · 6 months

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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dum-vivere-vinum-rubrum · 6 days

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Okay hear me out HEAR ME OUT

#i love drawing max with muscles WHO SAID THAT #too lazy to clean the sketch up i'm just glad i'm half out of the art block (i'm probably gonna block for a few days after this 💀)#i always do this. and it's always with dio too #still haven't finished the jjba au on dbh too 💀💀💀 it's just rlly hard to make up good stands #it's half finished but i rlly like it :]#i may clean it and do it digitally we'll see how things goes #anyway #TELL ME I'M WRONG I DARE YOU #she would def curse a whole blood line for chloe #although the personality doesn't match it's true but hey. cool time powers ?#why am i always ranting in the tags tho 💀#lis #life is strange #life is strange fanart #max caulfield #max lis #max life is strange #life is strange max #lis max #maxine caulfield #dio jjba #not gonna put too much jojo tags to not annoy the other pookies 🫶😜#dio brando

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lightwily · 3 months

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I think about this wily line from x4 a lot, not only because it's the gayest thing he's ever said, but also because of the specific phrasing.... my enemy (adversarial), my rival (comparatively neutral), my reason for living (fruity)... almost as if he becomes more sentimental the longer he talks about light....

the exact word he uses in japanese is 生き甲斐 (ikigai), which, upon looking into it, carries a lot of social context but is essentially just one's purpose in life. it seems to have variations, but this is the one I think fits wily the most:

also I find it interesting that this is technically the most explicitly obsessed he's been with light in the games, but it's only said after their connection is completely beyond saving... does knowing that light won't try to save him anymore make it easier for him to admit these things?

#💀#I've seen some people argue that he's referring to rock here #and yes I'm biased but I really don't think that's the case #like he probably knows rock isn't around anymore... why would he want zero to destroy him???#megaman #rockman #megaman classic #albert wily #dr wily #dr. wily #rm classic #mm classic

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