#that’d be great

[kennycrows]

[dead-eyes-roll]

parallels

[sbc-moved]

Just finished the first episode and he’s real the bullfrog is real

[terephin]

The Bureau, sending someone to make sure I haven’t lost my mind yet : ”Are ya winnin’ son?”

Me, making my fifth pot of Uzult while the local priest clears the attic of demons : ”’Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. Hee.’ - Valentine Dewulf”

[hawkinsp0st]

omg omg i just watched causeineedu’s tiktok about The Will Voice™️ that mike uses and i’m having THOUGHTS:

imagine will gets vecna’d. everyone else is trying to call to him, shouting his name, singing, playing loud music, but none of it works. el is trying to piggyback but can’t focus, and this is her brother, and she feels so human about this that suddenly her powers falter. for a hopeful second, will’s eyes start to return to normal, joyce’s sheer willpower and anger toward vecna weakening the monster temporarily.

“will! will, my baby!” she shouts, thinking he’s coming back to them.

but it is only temporary. his eyes roll back into his head despite joyce’s pleading.

mike swallows, knowing he can’t pretend anymore. he can’t pretend he doesn’t know what will needs, pretend he doesn’t know the strength of their bond, how it’s the only thing that anchors both of them. he has to do this their way: him and will’s way. mike sits down next to will and starts speaking in the softest voice, tears flowing.

“hey, will, it’s going to be okay. i don’t know what he’s showing you but i love you, okay?” he puts his hands on will’s face. “i love you. i really mean that.”

but will doesn’t break out of his trance. mike looks at el, his eyebrows knit together, an apology, a request for permission. she nods quickly, knowingly. “will, i don’t think you understand.” mike is on his knees next to will, and he pulls will’s head close to him and presses a shaky kiss to his temple, hoping to convey the words that are trying and failing to dislodge themselves from his throat.

but will starts to levitate. mike tries to hold onto his body, el tries to keep him on the ground, but vecna is so strong now, having killed half of hawkins just to get the strength to take will, and will continues to rise above them.

“will. will!” mike shouts, but still so gentle with this boy, the boy, the one he can’t lose. “i’m in love with you. i’m in love with you, will byers! i know you’ll think i’m crazy for this. but i don’t care anymore. here i am, in front of practically everyone we know, telling you how crazy i am about you. god, open your eyes so you can see this. you’ve got to be here to see this. i’m crazy about you, and i’m going to keep my promise.” tears stream down mike’s face. “we’ll be crazy together.”

will drops to the ground, el breaking his fall just above the floor so that their whole family can be there to catch him, mike at his side, sobbing, on his knees, clutching him. will’s eyes open and he looks above him. “mike.”

“god, will, oh my god.” mike kisses his forehead. “you’re safe. i love you, okay? you’re safe.”

will smiles, and cries hysterically, and smiles some more. mike moves behind him to lie will’s head on his lap, so that joyce, hop, el and jonathan can get closer, and they don’t think twice when mike takes will’s face in his hands and kisses him like will’s the most precious thing in the world, because he is, and they all know it.

(and yes, their kiss is upside down like in spiderman because i said so !)

[camscendants]

[browniefox]

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[nouns-are-bad]

Soap is afraid of dogs, we know this, it’s a fact.

I headcannon that older kids in his area would terrorize him by sicking their dogs on him and watching him either try to run and get to safety or watch him get attacked by these dogs and get hurt

There are a bunch of scars on his body from these attacks

When he wears a tank top and shorts all of the scars can be seen, scratches, bites, infections that weren’t flushed out correctly, the whole nine yards

Sometimes he gets questioned about the scars, all he says is he was attacked by a dog and leaves it at that

Ghost finds it hard to understand how Johnny hasn’t gotten over his fear of dogs and makes fun of him for it sometimes, not knowing the extent to which Johnny has gone through

One day the teasing gets too much, Riley the dogs on base and ghost parades around with her at his side, ghost even going out of his way to find soap and make the dog be in his company

Soap avoids ghost for the next couple weeks, he looks panicky and he looks like he hasn’t slept good all that time

Ghost doesn’t know what he did wrong, after all it was just some teasing, it didn’t hurt soap at all

It got so bad that on a mission soap didn’t even joke with ghost in the meantime they had, didn’t even look in his direction and only addressed him when needed

Ghost corners him after that and asks why he’s being avoided and Johnny spills his guts, tells ghost about the kids and their dogs and all the pain and blood that he spilled and when Simon brought Riley around and sought him out all Johnny could do was panic and close off Simon to not get hurt again

And suddenly Simon understands, and holds Johnny close and whispers that he didn’t mean to hurt Johnny like that and he’s sorry, so sorry

And Johnny, Johnny just cries harder into simons chest because even if he didn’t mean to hurt him it still happened and it still hurt

And for a while after that things were rocky.

[ponds-of-ink]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard a robotic Springtrap sing “My Way”, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s pleasantly weird that it happened at all.

[graycious-tea]

The show runners/writers are cowards for not actually giving us a dean vs sam/heaven vs hell plot line. and no season 5 does not count I said what I said. I want Sam actually siding with Lucifer cus “you know what Dean? The devil may sin but gods the true villain” and deans on the side of heaven cus of his moral obligation to good, Cas, oh and his hatred for demons. He still thinks angels or a bunch of assbutts but they want humanity to survive so…

[headofocs-inklesspen]

Ear defenders are great. Now if only they could block out the sound of my heartbeat and the blood rushing through my veins

[cornedbread]

Dolly and (Real…) Alex! (Who are very much alone in the dark)

Translation for the Russian: There was a power outage, and the whole park turned into a fucking horror movie set.

This is canon now EternityDev/MrDrNose said so.

[demoiselettes]

AHHH JUST CAME FROM SCHOOL AND REALIZED THERE ARE SO MANY LOVEY DOVEY THINGS GOING AROUND OUR CLASSROOM OKAY SO

- . Academic Rivals. | There was this girl i knew, she was top of our class and were academic rivals with our vice president ( boy ) they kept fighting over things but it would always be a tie, the girl was good at fighting, roasting people and was really good at science and art. While the boy was good at debating, athletics and at apan and filipino.

Let me tell you this guys hated eachother while acting all lovey dovey at the same time, THE TWO DONT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS AND NEVER WILL.

One day they were assigned for the dance performance at our school as partners at their first day of practicing. Our vice was all flirting with her ( for fun ) like " your way to pretty to be a commoner" and the girl was shook at this and said to him " Well i think you are a low - life and don't deserve to be to one in our school. And he was like "omfg the pretty commoner just insulted why tf am i blushing thats an insult- "

The girl was switched to be seatmates with him because she had a bad eyesight that made letter change to other letters or make them blurry. Her seatmate ( lets call him kristian ) kept kicking her seat so she just moved to the side ( ik cause im behind her. ) and she was all sleepy and ended up SLEELING ON OUR VICE PRESIDENT'S SHOULDER WHILE HE TOO WAS ASLEEP<33 And then they were sleeping and let me tell you.

When they saw the picture they were all like omfg you look so ugly while sleeping. To eachother, and then someone from our class shouted maam academic rivals po yan to lovers, tapos yung class ay nag eeeee

NAH I JUST REALIZED FILIPINO WORDS IM SORRY

Description of your average wattpad love story anon

But also i feel so single after reading this???? Like i’m so happy for the two but tell them to share some advice on how to get an s/o my god 😫 this some good drama 👀

[hexblooded]

I love a good enemies to lovers trope but I’ll be honest after episode 5 the main storyline just got meh and by episode 7 Anthony and Kate were just getting on my nerves instead of having me root for them. I’d have watched hours of lady Featherington scamming people and Peneloise angst but every time Anthony was on screen I just wanted to scream.

[memelovingfrick]

If I could survive on nothing but chicken fingers,,,,,,, that’d be gr8

[chloerie]

TW: ASOUE SPOILERS

Okay so I jus finished SOUE right? And now I have a random head canon that the baby Kit had was named Kit(Or her[Kit SR] full name) after her mother.