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noperopesaredope · 11 months

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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theminecraftbee · 8 months

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man the thing is joel on hermitcraft. his whole bit is “mean girl with a fragile ego” can you IMAGINE throwing him in a room with hermitcraft’s OTHER mean girls. like iskall. or cleo. or, in the other direction, it sounds like he’s already gotten in shit with hermitcraft’s other “talks big, fragile ego”, which is to say, doc. can you IMAGINE the level of sarcastic sniping this would reach. can you picture it. more importantly: can you picture joel in a room where he is forced to confront BIGGER MEAN GIRLS THAN HIM. I am preemptively delighted,

#hermitcraft #joel smallishbeans #listen he is so used to being Top Mean Girl but he is now being placed in a room with so many other Top Mean Girls #it’s gonna be so good

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singing-not-sleeping-beauty · 7 months

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I love you shows with planned & definitive endings, I love you epilogues that prove the happy ending lasts, I love you finales that feature direct parallels to earlier seasons, I love you cast members that left years ago but came back to say goodbye, I love you well crafted & impactful final lines, I love you fitting send offs for the characters I love

#superstore #letterkenny #the good place #schitt's creek #parks and rec #atla #cheers #derry girls #via rambles

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akajustmerry · 1 day

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i'm going to start sitcom superiority discourse for a CAUSE!

WHICH OF THESE USA SITCOMS IS THE MOST INSUFFERABLE TO YOU?

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#tv #brooklyn 99 #the good place #friends #new girl #how i met your mother

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avriion · 3 months

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Alignment Chart of Shows I’ve seen

I will maybe take input if you so desire

#alignment chart #ok buckle up #house md #Sherlock #breaking bad #911 abc #the office #himym #gilmore girls #psych #glee #hannibal #merlin #supernatural #spn #teen wolf #the good place #Grimm nbc

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technically-human · 4 days

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Can you draw something with Doom Patrol!Edwin and Netflix!Edwin?

Maybe something about Dp!Edwin talking about his feelings for Charles with N!Edwin?

It's just something I've been thinking of, make it a little angsty?<3

Glad you asked

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#ask ask ask #dead boy detectives #dbda #payneland #edwin x charles #doom patrol #dead patrol #cw homophobia #i know there are a couple of people who enjoy my rambly tags so these are for u #first of all anon i'm sorry i used your request to continue my story lol #most of my comics are meant to be standalones BUT #the doom patrol and dead girl detectives are all happening in the same universe #and there is indeed series of events here!#this particular one is happening after dp!edwin's feelings were exposed but before they met the girls #with that out of the way #i know this is not as funny as most of my stuff #but dp!edwin's internalized homophobia is an important thign that can't just go away because his charles loves him back #and he does love him back! in this verse #dp!charles is the only one not struggling with his feelings for his partner #dbd!charles and charlotte still have ways to go #also dbd!edwin is in no way an expert in self-acceptance but he has learned some things #i considered having him mention simon but i decided it wasn't his place to out him #(even though he's dead u know)#so yeah what he says here isn't... great #he's still putting himself down and he's still not sure if his feelings for charles are actually a good thing #but he knows HE is glad he feels this way #because fuck it it's not like he'll go to hell for it #and even if he did... he would crawl his way out

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lastoneout · 10 months

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Actually, the last time I went to pick up gummies at the dispensary it was like 9:30pm and I went in and immediately this unimaginably peppy ass blonde sorority girl wearing all pink they had giving out samples went "OMG HI WELCOME IN <3 HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT!?" and I swear to god that level of pure extroversion hitting my poor, unprepared, exhausted stoner brain damn near reduced me to dust. Like that can't be allowed. Do you know what kind of people show up at the dispensary half an hour before close? She's gonna kill someone.

#also girl there is no way anyone could pay me enough money to make me act that excited to do my job #she was jogging in place too it was so much #good for her but also oh my god I nearly died

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haaam-guuuurl · 11 months

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morsmoon · 4 months

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there’s something so magical about sitcoms…..they bring me so much comfort….whoever invented sitcoms thank you for your service I literally don’t know what I’d do without them god bless

#especially the ones from the 90s early 2000s or early 2010….#like okay. what would i do without you #new girl #modern family #himym #the office #parks and rec #brooklyn nine nine #derry girls #arrested development #scrubs #superstore #the golden girls #the good place #tv shows #that 70s show #spike posts

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daphnalia · 5 months

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and they were galpals

#oh i am SO predictable #alternative captiob to this post: welll... good luck babes!#but idk if the dndadders like chappel roan☹️#also lawl this is gonna sound SO stupid but as a lesbian this is. so INSANELY important to me😭#i will write so much fanfiction #for the firsy time in my life #i will write an essay anf publish it when s3 ends #if theyre not canon i will cry myself to sleep until the day i die #dndads #dungeons and daddies #apple pie #IDK I SAW SOMEONE PITCH THAT AD THEIR SHIP NAME AND A PART OF ME MELTED #Kelsey Grammar #is it with an e or an a?? nobody knows #Trudy Trout #someone notify my asap whrn we collectively agree on a ship name #the peachyville horror #peachyville #love them so so so much #god dammit they did it again #hey siri play heaven is a place on earth and do it NOW #me and my girl when we're literally trudy and kelsey

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dani-bright · 1 year

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my love language is recommending shows to watch

#good omens #doctor who #prodigal son #broadchurch #ofmd #heartstopper #house #barry #the mandolarian #tlou #new girl #the good place #parks and rec #community #scrubs

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heartorbit · 1 year

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can i get a magical girl set please

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #otori emu #im just going to start drawing ever set i want ti beg for. i wahted phantom thief wxs but inlove what we gor bc mizukitheworld so im good #phantom of the opera is p close to that. the mask even... actually i steal set dieas from rev/star becaude come on. theyre kind of real.#we need swan lake set and nutcracker set and little prince and e #and i want them all to be wxs because i am a wretched little beast. PLEAK #the set with all 5 little pink guys slready went to a diner theme and its the cutest set ever. but. magical girls...#dream place minori the cutest csrd set forever definitely comes close but Still. can i get a mixed even magical girl set pretty pleade #can it go to the april fools sunny smile sentai. wheres my mafuemu mixed event. PLEASE #it was so funny to me i also tried to draw tsukaser but the . level of effort compared to how i drew emu is SO. SO FOUL. EVEN I FELT BAD.

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biceratops7 · 1 year

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Same energy 👆

#literally obsessed with that trope #supernatural natural being getting gendered and just being like ‘’no ❤️’’#I headcannon crowley actually does have a concept of gender cause it’s just fun #and this is the only time I think they correct anyone #so my silly little theory is they’re just not using he/him rn but it not pressing enough to catch anyone up to speed #good omens #gos2 spoiler #Crowley #nonbinary #gender fluid #not a girl #tgp #the good place #janet #parallels #biceratops

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your-fuccked-up-dad-volume61 · 29 days

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The urge to kidnap her & rape her in the woods. Chained against a tree & split open on my cock. The screams in pain drowning out all the pathetic cries for help. Carving our initials inside of a heart on, “our” tree afterwards so everyone knows what a sweet couple we are. 🔪🌹

#Mine. When you cry a name #it will be mine! No one else's...MINE!#Every breath you take is mine I’ll kill anyone that touches you. stalked my prey so long and now I finally caught you #now I you just want to look you are so fucking pretty I whispered #You are so beautiful when scared you can’t escape me lil miuse I will find you You better get ready for me to ravage your body. For me to #to explore every square inch #inside and out #of you #to fill you up and hold you down #and not let you go until I am done with you - until you are completely fucking mine.#Growls I can smell you you was made for me you was born to be mine nothing #not even you #will stop me from owning what is rightfully mine."You're meant to be mine #and pretty soon you'll admit it to yoursel #once I get my hands on you I'm going to fucking ruin you. You'll never look at another man again once you feel my cock You can fight it a #but you’ll learn your place by the end of the night. Now run.”#Lil mouse run trow the woods I’m going to fucking ruin you you will ruined for all other men #cnc brat #desperate slvt #cnc daddy #daddy's good girl #bd/sm daddy #edging and denial #edging kink #cnc knife play #brat taming #bratty #bimbo training #bimbo doll #bimboification

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not-with-you-but-of-you · 6 days

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GILMORE GIRLS | 3.21 "Here Comes the Son"

Requested by @jess-stolengnome

#requests #jimmy mariano #jess mariano #gilmore girls #milo ventimiglia #jessmarianoedit #gilmoregirlsedit #tvedit #dailyflicks #my gifs #*#thanks for the request @jess-stolengnome <3 #having to beg your own father for a place to stay — especially after you’ve made it clear you have nowhere else to go — is just too much #I’m glad he got a good ending cause he deserved it!!

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actually-phoenix · 4 months

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Every ship needs an imagine about their tongues changing color with candy or slushes for the culture it never gets old

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