my best advice is for you to bullshit your way through life
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How did you get your job on sunny? I really wanna go into the entertainment industry.
iv told th story b4 but i got onto th show bcuz i just happened to b n th right place @ th right time
was working on smthn completely different nd drunk on th camera truck during one of our wrap days me, the DIT, nd the loader wer talking abt fave tv shows nd when i said tht always sunny was mine th loaders just like "oh lol funny im the 1st AC on that. i can get u some days if u want" ???
so i...did some days...then i did a season...and now im core crew i guess
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Darby Allin broke his foot
The whole AEW roster failed to stop Darby from climbing mount everest that God had to intervene
OH MY GOD, I JUSY SAW THAT.
Wow, I wish him a speedy recovery… this happened during the match? Didn’t really notice!!!! Wow, life is truly unexpected.
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"people will judge you if you go out dressed like that!!!" and? that is their burden to carry
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keep cumming in that twink!!!!!!!
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i think the best way ive ever described dokkalfar is as ‘what happens when you take a creature that has evolved solely to eat, fuck, and then die, and make them immortal”
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Brunette is Theodore Right and he hates his first name so much he demands to only be called by his last name. Black haired guy is Brent Long and he’s the newest hire where Right works.
Right is.... an ass. To basically everyone. There’s only one coworker he won’t yell at because “the guy’s nice to everyone and it’s genuine. I can’t yell at that”. Brent tries his best to be polite to everyone at first but soon realizes Right will not act any different so! Why not join in! And is now polite to everyone except Right.
They argue a lot and pick (verbal) fights with each other a lot and then they sorta... taper off. And it’s weird but pleasant and Brent is hit with “oh this is love. fuck.” and then goes back to picking on Right who is absolutely baffled at the first friendship he’s had in years somehow not lasting and he has no idea why it got hostile but he isn’t going to ask questions, he’s just going to be insufferable again.
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12, 20, and 22 for the music ask game?
12:A song from your preteen years
Breaking the Habit - Linkin Park
20:A song that has many meanings to you
Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode | Johnny Cash
22:A song that moves you forward
Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk
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me: “all my intentions are pure”
my mom: “yeah purely evil”
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Dreading something is the best way to ensure that it goes well
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