#thats always how i catch fish lmao

[tysonfurybattlepass]

i swear to christ i am FUCKING DRAWING ok

[starofhisheart]

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR OFMD S2 EP6-7 under the cut

Ok, that was A LOT. I have so many feelings but no coherence so i'm gonna do this bullet point form but def not in order, just in order of me remembering wtf happened lol

-IZZY AND WEE JOHN IN DRAG!!!!! Wee John looked STUNNING with that Divine-esque appearance and Izzy had that transmasc drag king kind of thing going on (iykyk) that made me love him even more

-Izzy singing LA VI EN ROSE took me tf out!!! i'm glad he got to finish it after the *ahem* distractions bc Con's voice is so beautiful I could listen to it forever. We better get it in the album!!! Also someone posted the lyrics translated and i cannot get over the lyrics:

"It's him for me,/And me for him, for life/He told me, he swore to me, for life"

-But not only was he singing the second half had fucking gentlebeard doing the dirty in the next room asdfghjkl which.....was hot, ngl. The passion was electrifying. I'm sorta glad we didnt rlly see it with everything that happened after bc it all kinda left a bad taste in my mouth.

Also Stede Bonnet canonically gets turned on by violence confirmed

Or trauma. Whatever.

-What else happened in ep 6 cause all i can think of is drag and singing and sex-

-oh yeah there was that shortlived sexually-charged torturer who i distinctly recall him being in another scene in the promo so unless that got the cut perhaps he's not dead...?

-Lupete missing all the action cause they were doing the nasty all night lmao so real

-Jim best wingman (gender neutral)

-Stede...Stedey boy, can I call u that? Now i'm gonna say this nicely, but WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? Stede in his white guy w undue confidence era fr. Zheng Yi Sao was so right for what she did truly

-But in all seriousness i feel like this whole thing in ep 7 was such a parallel to s1 but also a very necessary bit of conflict in their journey together that was bound to happen. THey want different things and neither is wrong or right for that. Stede did react poorly tho but like he just had sex w the love of his life, his first man, and Ed the very next day is like "aight i'm out". I'd be pissed too. After killing someone which we know is a big trigger for him historically.

But Ed also had a valid reaction. He's wanted to retire for a while and stede knows this but it hasn't seemed to have sunk in quite yet. He fears that Stede only sees Blackbeard and...its fair of him to have that impression tbh. These are two messy, traumatized dudes who have never had a real relationship and there's gonna be bumps. I hope we get s3 so we can better explore that like Djenks wants.

-Ok back to the fun stuff:

-Izzy barging in on GB and the docking joke. love his cringefail ass.

-IZZY IS HAPPY FOR ED EVEN IF ITS NOT WITH HIM

#growth

-the edizzy apology which was so typical of them. i expected it but bc i'd been building it up in my head all week w twitter pals it felt a bit anticlimactic but thats not the shows fault. it was very much in character and if they're satisfied so am i. i always have fic for more

-stizzy commiserating over losing ed pls thats all i've ever wanted!!!!!

izzy: "when i told him i loved him he-"

stede, like he's heard this story before: "shot u yes"

and the look they gave each other after!!!!! stizzy nation how we feelin?!

-izzy being like "stede no" when he was on his macho bullshit w zheng yi sao (also motivated by trauma bc he just lost ed, he cant lose MORE family!!!). i just like how protective iz seems of stede now.

-izzy''s "you're good for him" CRYING THROWING UP ETCETERA

-ed catching 1 fish and deciding thats his life now. adhd realness fr

-the swede whew is it hot in here or is that just jackie's effect on her husbands?

-jackie and ed actin like old friends. swede highkey shading ed adfghjkl

-anyway im sure there's more but i need to rewatch. there r things i wont go into bc its possible spoilers for the finale (tho its mostly just speculation some is based on bts not everyone may have seen). i am looking forward to and terrified for the show to end next week thats all i'll say

[vivisols]

Is there a ref for Vanessa in the future stares back? I don’t know if there’s any mention of it, but I keep imagining her with a bunny nose and I think that would be so cute if it’s true!

Also how far are certain attributes for evolved humans? Like you mentioned merfolk have varying looks (scales and no scales as an example), is that the same with skyscrapers (if I remember the name correctly) and rabbitfolk?

How many different types of folk are there? You don’t have to say specific species, but like just a number of the different branches human evolution took would be so fun!

And is there any crossbreeding? Can a merfolk and a skyscraper make a seabird? Flying fish?? Or has their common human ancestry evolved too much to make that a possibility?

If any of these questions are spoiler territory, sorry ^^ I’m just super interested in this world you laid out before us! I love your work so much! I also need to catch up with recent chapters as well so if any of these questions have already been answered in the work itself, sorry!

May you keep having fun writing! As I will always have fun reading! ♥️

WOAHHHHHH IM GIGGLUNG KICKING MY FEET YOU ASKED SO MUCH DJHASDHFASJKD WOAHHHH!!! I LOVE ANSWERING ASKS ABOUT THE LORE YOU ARE LIKE PROVIDING ME A GOURMET MEAL HERE ANON!!!! answers under the cut because I WROTE SO MUCH LMAO

there is INDEED a Vanessa ref, though ive never posted it! she doesn't have her mask here, plus ive been meaning to clean it up and work on it with all the other refs in the main lineup but alas ive. been putting it off LMAO

(ironically she, along with 2 characters who only appear later down the line, are the only refs I actually have finished...)

you can have it here before i. eventually post it as a separate thing with the finished line up! as a treat :3!

i needed to incorporate a vanny motif SOMEhow... and you were right about her having a bunny nose x3c i think she looks so much cuter with it!!!!

you're also right about the attributes! Current humans all look wildly different from each other, even within their own species! though in skyscrapers and rabbitfolk (also known as luprime in universe, but they're more commonly known as rabbitfolk! im impressed with how you guessed it, but then again it was pretty obvious LMAO), their variations in appearance are a bit more subtle than the ones in merfolk

for skyscrapers it's all about the amount of feathers, but they'll always BE feathered. some skyscrapers only have a thin layer of feathers or they'll only have feathers along the underside of their arms, but its extremely rare to not be completely covered in feathers.

for rabbitfolk, it's the amount of fur they have and also their facial structures. particularly the nose! some have more fur than others and some have no fur at all. having a proper bunny nose and much more rabbit like skull is uncommon but not rare! those without just have flat noses instead. vanessa does have fur too, but her jacket covers it up :3

and thats not accounting for various differing body shapes and differences in things like teeth and skeletal structures from within the same species...

there are at least 8 different types of Current human species with 4 distinct branches that human evolution took!

the actual number of Current human species is unknown due to how spread out everyone is now as well as lots of subbranches and variation and nuances within every single species, but at least 8 main ones is the most widely accepted answer. for now ;D!

crossbreeding is both a yes and a no! offspring from, as in your example, a mer and a skyscraper is 100% possible! it would likely adopt traits from both, but end up as mostly one or the other. for example it might have the much larger hands and the same arm structure that a skyscraper does while also having a mer tail! or it might have fins and webbed hands while also having legs!

sadly, having both scales and feathers at once is impossible due to the types of required genetic materials, so they'll either have neither or have the one that whichever side of traits they get more of does (i.e. if they're more skyscraper, they'd get some feathers)

although its certainly 100% possible and has happened before, some species are able to pair better than others. merfolk typically have a hard time with others that aren't also mers no matter what, as theyre VASTLY different from most other Current humans in their biology

anyways that's enough from me on this post LMAO!

anon i hope you know am absolutely THRIVING answering all these lore questions i love talking about worldbuilding and lore i normally dont get to mention in the fic AKSJDASK!! i feel so incredibly flattered that you like my silly little fic this much to ask THIS many questions hahaha akljsdkkalsdjshdf THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEE AAAAA!!!!!!!!

[hikari-ni-naritai]

multiples of.... 9! though some of these don't make a lot of sense to ask I think

thats fine i would not expect someone to actually read the questions they send me so some of them are bound to be weird every once in a while

9. Describe your perfect mate

'mate' is such a weird word for that. my perfect mate is a bloke from liverpool who takes me to the pub to play pool. my perfect girlfriend tho would be someone who is kind and patient with me when im fucking up a social situation and who always encourages me to be better than i am.

18. this one actually isnt there? i love ask games from 2015 theyre so fucking busted

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

i....... dont remember? i dont think so. and youd think id remember something like that. but i can imagine myself forgetting it pretty easily. so i dont think so

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

im too demisexual to like anyone else lmao

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

this one's fun bc we've chosen the perfect years to catch sight of emily kissing someone. the answer is 1. ive only ever kissed one person at all, ever.

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

plenty of people. if we're talking specifically people i dated, i couldnt forget any of them.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

a thorny question. i have admittedly come a long way from my super religious days. i think, personally, i keep 'having sex' separate from 'sexual activities' as a subset of sexual activities specifically involving whatever shit is between both of yall's legs including the ass (and including the strap frankly). but like. this is purely semantics, its not like theres a functional difference to me between having sex and engaging in sexual activities. if i date someone and she says 'dont have sex with other people' im not gonna go suck some girls dick and come back like 'well its not technically sex' like thats just an asshole move.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

go follow my sideblog if you want the answer to this one.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

'attractive' is such a weird term to me. as much as i like, am 100% a lesbian, the way i experience attraction is so far removed from my sexuality that i would put david tennant on this list, probably bc i was just watching good omens yesterday. other than that, uhhh. i liked . there was a really pretty girl on the subway in london once. the girl with the catholic name in my high school. the girl with the gray eyes and long fingers from my high school. im having trouble remembering what people look like. any girl with freckles. and uhh that girl from the tiktok of the cavewoman drawing the sexy fish, shes really cute.

[satans-left-asscheeky]

I might need a follow up to Self Destructively Selfless Vampire Sole and Hancock honestly his response got me shook

Thanks for the ask! I know now reading this back you wanted an after the fact comfort type of drabble, but I must've misread it my first time around so I made a whole drabble about before, leading up to and after a vampire sole feeding on Hancock thats super angsty... Sorry. If you want me to write a follow up- follow up post just let me know. 🤷🤷🤷

To keep things as simple as possible (and also because I'm complete ass at dialog) I have Hancock's dialog in red and Soles dialog in blue. Also this is my first attempt at writing anything like this so if it's not perfect, or completely sucks that's why (I know the pacing is weird lmao. Hopefullyill get better at that as time goes on). Please excuse the shitty grammar too I tried my best to fix all the typos I could find, but I'm sure there's still more I didn't catch so bare with me.

Also everything under the cut is entirely SFW as in not 18+ explicit, but

TW: Slight drug use, talk of death, slight self inflicted violence, distorted thinking and over all dark themes.

Him and Sole had been running another damn settlement errand for Preston when he noticed them looking a little unwell. They had been going all day without a single break and it was now the middle of the fucking night. He'd assumed it was the walking without stop for a whole week, or the exhaustion that made them look so sickly, and if it wasn't that then it was the infrequent food and water breaks that caused their cheeks to look especially hollow and their color to turn an ashy shade of grey. Come to think of it the last time he'd seen someone look that sickly was when his pa took him and his jack ass brother out fishing... he'd laughed at Mcdonough then, as he was spilling his lunch into the water, but they weren't his jack ass brother, they were Sole. He knew now that he saw them as a whole hell of a lot more than a friend... well he could admit it now at least. Truth be told he'd been enamored with them ever since they had walked into goodneighbor. Truth be told he'd been looking for any excuse he could find to take off with them, and when they straight up asked him to tag along with them, it was almost enough to make John believe in fate again. Almost. They still kept him at arms length, like they were scared to let him close. He didn't really blame them, he knew what he looked like, but still it cut deep in ways he didn't think he could hurt anymore.

He'd continued to walk beside them offering them a few chems to pass the time and help with their sudden illnes. His whole face would light up a little upon their acceptance, as he reached into his pocket for some med-x. Not his usual fix, but with the way they looked he figured they could use some and who was Hancock if not accommodating. They'd promptly roll up their sleeves for him to inject them casually falling into the same song and dance they'd been doing for months now. He liked how they never asked him for chems, but they never shyed away from the either. Most people only got close to him to get their fix, and he could tell that for them it was just an added perk of bringing him along. After peircing their pretty smooth skin in the ivory moonlight he'd kiss just under the spot he stabbed previously. Duality ya know?

"Always such a gentleman" they teased.

"You don't know the half" he winked suggestively. which made them roll their eyes hard and turn on their heels. He'd pull the jet container from his pocket and take a deep drag watching the way the moonlight hit their hair and made their eyes twinkle. Even in the darkness they seemed to have this sparkle about them... okay so maybe he had it bad, but they didn't have to know that. Not yet anyway.

The night sky twinkled above them. The stars and moon were the only thing illuminating their path. The rest of the hour was filled with the comfortable silence of the night as they moved closer to the spot Preston marked on their map. That's what he loved about sole he never had to force conversation because the silence was never awkward. Yet he also never had to stay silent because they were the easiest person to talk to in the commonwealth. He thinks thats why he fell for them... Because of how comfortable they made him feel. Sure he'd had plenty of hot and heavy relationships where his partner had him always on his toes, always waiting for the thrill of what came next, but with sole it was different. Sole made him feel safe, possibly for the first time in his life... and thats what scared him. Because he's not sure what he'd do to keep that safety. To keep them. He'd become addicted to them worse than any chem and the withdrawal would break him. He knew that, but like usual the high came before the low, and besides that'll be future him's mess to clean. For now he was gonna live in the moment and relish every damn second.

These thoughts continued to plague his thoughts as they moved closer to the settlement, costal cottage Preston had called it, he noticed Sole looking more and more weary. He again brushed it off, because if something was wrong they'd tell him right? Maybe it was just the jet playing tricks on him again. They're probably just tired or something, right?

As more time elapsed and they approached costal cottage Hancock immediately knew something was wrong with sole. Very wrong. Their breath was labored and they now had one hand wrapped around their torso and were struggling to walk straight. How could he have let it get this bad? He didn't know exactly what was going on, but one way or another it was his fault for not realizing how bad it was earlier. It was his fault for being to caught up in his own head to pull it out of his ass for a second and realize what was going on. He looked around the open terrain in an attempt to find shelter, thought the darkness really wasn't helping... he could just barely make out a completely destroyed house farthest from them, but thankfully nearest was a decent looking shed. Perfect. He wrapped his arms around their waist and silently began pulling them towards it. Dammit, he hated himself for letting it get to this point, but there would be plenty of time to beat himself up about it once he got to the bottom of it.

As he made his way over to the shed sole in his arms he heard the sound that could only be mirelukrks popping up out of the ground. Dammit this day really couldn't get any worse. Instead he opted to pick sole up beneath the legs and rush them bridal style into the shed. Quickly diving into their waistband he retrieved the small pistol they kept there and placed into their limp hands. Shit they looked really bad. This was the worse damn time for this...

"I'll be right back if anything happens yell okay?" he said standing and turning on his heels quickly dashing back outside

"Hey! You crabby fucks come and get me!" he yelled violently into the darkness leading the lurks away from the shed. He could hear their legs hitting the ground, and their claws preemptively snapping at him more than he could see them. He ran as fast as he could, shotgun already in hand, he begun taking his aim. He shot at them one by one making sure the each got a taste of how pissed he was. Truth be told he probably did need something to shoot just then...

once they were dealt with he ran back over to Sole's limp figure frantically. He dropped to his knees and began assessing the damage. There were no visible wounds somehow. How could that even be possible? The way they fell to the ground... they were clearly severely ill... which meant it was probably something more underlying and serious. Shit.

"Hancock...." He jumped at the sound of their voice. Got it was good to hear them, but damn did they sound weak.

"It's okay sole, it's gonna be okay. let's get outta here..." He began to position his hands under their legs preparing to carry them bridal style yet again to get them out of here and to help.

"No!" they grabbed his arm once again rendering him stunned "We can't john"

"You're hurt we need help! Hold still."

"John stop! Listen to me!" They yelled causing him to stop his attempt to pick them up.

"John... I've been meaning to tell you... I really have it's just... the timing was never right and-" he sat silently waiting for them to finish confused as to what they could even possible be about to tell him

"I-I'm.... Im a vampire..." They finished softy. Well he definitely wasn't expecting that. Their face was unreadable and their overall tone was very emotionless and empty sounding. Anger boiled into his brain. Seriously they were fucking with him at a time like this?

"Are you kidding me? Im a funny guy, but nows not the time for jokes sole!" How could they be joking when they were in such pain!? he was scared and they were trying to prank him? Seriously? What was their problem? He looked a way for a second trying to gain composure of himself.

"John...." They grabbed his face on either side forcing him to make eye contact "I'm not joking...." the sincerity in their voice and eyes caught him off guard... christ they really weren't joking... but how? Nevermind that he could ask all the questions he wanted once they were okay.

"Listen sunshine you're still not exactly tellin me what's wrong here..." He can't believe he's actually buying this bullshit! if this turns out to be an elaborate prank he's gonna be so pissed

"I- I haven't fed in a while... like a long while... I'd been avoiding it- I don't like hurting people, and now I'm sick like really sick... and I'm not sure how long I've got... and I-" He kept waiting for them to say they were kidding or gave any indication that they were making this all up, but when no such sign ever came the dark reality of it began to settle in. They were sick. Dying even. His Sole. Hurt. But all they needed was blood right? He could give them that. He'd happily give them that

"So that's all you need? Blood? Well shit sunshine, you should've just said something" He said already rolling up his sleeve

"No!" They screamed pushing him backwards not enough to make him fall, but enough to make him loose his balance "I don't want to hurt you." They said their voice sounding small and defeated.

"I'll be alright sunshine, I've had plenty worse. Trust me" he said regaining his balance and opting to lean against the wall and sit beside them this time.

"You don't understand!!!" They said tears swelling in their eyes as their lips began to quiver

"Then help me to..."

"I could drain you Hancock! I could hurt you!" they wailed the tears that had been threatening to spill earlier finally cascading down their face. they turned away frantically trying to wipe their tears

"But you won't." he said resting his hand on their damp chin bringing their eyes to his again

"No I won't do it Hancock! I won't hurt you. I'd rather die than hurt you!" They said again pushing him away. The previous anger came back to Hancock rapidly, composure failing miserably. Like hell he was gonna sit here on his ass and watch them die! Fat chance. Not after diamond city. Not again, never again. He was thinking of someway to gently say that when they tried to get up and fell hard against the old wall. That's what set him over the edge

"Let me fucking help you sole! Let me make this better! I can't sit here and watch you die is that what you'd have me do huh?" Their head whipped around their features clearly displaying their shock. The shock only lasted for a second however because then their nostrils flared in anger.

"What do you want me to do!? Hurt you!? I'd rather fukcing die Hancock and if that makes you hate me at least that's something you get to live with!" Usually he loved their fire, hell it was what drew him to them in the first place, but right now, while it was directed at him all he could see was red.

"Don't you dare act like you're doing me a favor in hurtin' yourself! I told you what not being able to save the ghouls in diamond city did to me, and I didn't even know half of them! What do you think losing you is gonna do huh? Do you think I'll just be able to move on? I seriously thought you knew me better than that...." Hancock was seldom a screamer when he argues, but his words carried more than a little bite in them. He'd be shaking from head to toe with anger. He was so pissed that they were wasting time arguing when they could be fine in a matter of seconds. He doesn't get how they don't understand that they are way more important to him then he could ever be to himself! He'd had enough of this opting to take the quicker more painless route he took his knife out from around his waist and brought it to his wrist. Not like he enjoyed the pain, but for sole? He'd do anything to make sure they were okay.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Sole screeched in horror as the crimson fluid already began leaking from the wound. That's when he realized how fucked up the whole ordeal probably looked right now..Yeah it hurt, but he hadn't be thinking about the pain... kinda like how he wasn't gonna think about how messed up this was right now. He just can't think about that right now its already been done. On an impulse on a whim even....but again not thinking about that...Just like how he wasn't gonna think about how far away from any real doctors they were, or how if something went wrong he was essentially screwed. Nope all he could allow himself to think of was sole. They'd be okay. That's all that matters.

"Making sure you stay alive" he said shoving his wounded wrist into their face. At first they resisted fighting his arm away, but finally they gave in and he felt them bite down against his forearm. God that hurt. In that moment he knew that weren't joking about the whole vampire thing because God those fangs hurt....Yeah this wasn't the best idea he's ever had. He'll admit it... but hey love makes you do crazy things.....He began to feel dizzy.. his head felt way to fuzzy right now too and the already dark sky was going even blacker at the edges. He was fighting to stay conscious... fighting to stay with sole... to make sure they were alright. After what felt like an eternity he felt their fangs leave his skin and met their teary eyes.

"That's it sole.... I'm-...I'm Glad you finally came to your senses.... I'm not sure what I would've done if you hadn't...."

The last sentence was barely a whisper on his scared lips... as the lure of sleep washed over him. Truth be told he knew what he would've done with out them, that's what scared him. He makes a lot of jokes about going feral, or being a monster, but he fears what would've happened if he spiraled into that darkness. Although truth be told he only ever truly was a monster to himself, but cognitive thoughts and logic rarely make there way into the deep fears that inhabitant his inner psyche.

When he eventually did wake up he was in an entirely unfamiliar bed. His body protested as he tried to sit up so instead he flopped back down unceremoniously onto the lumpy mattress beneath him. He rubbed his eyes a few times desperately trying to take in his surroundings. If he was dead he definitely wasn't in any sort of heaven or paradise.... surprising absolutely no one, he knows. The smell of wet ghoul hit his nose. God there really is no smell quite as pungent. That's when he realized where he was, he recognized this lumpy mattress it was the one he had help sole drag in here a few weeks prior. He was at the Slog! it was then he caught a glimpse of Soles body sitting in a chair near his bed reading some book. So they were here. more importantly they were safe. Good.

"Hey there sunshine.... ya miss me?" he called out effectively startling them into dropping their book.

"John! I'm so glad your okay!" They rushed to his side and grabbed one of his hands.

"So you wanna tell me what the hell happened back there?" he said wasting no time to cut to the chace

"I-" they started avoiding eye contact and slouching in on themselves as they promptly released his hand bring it instead to the space on their nose right between their eyes and pinching gently theor brows furrowed "I really had been meaning to tell you John... I swear. It's just I... I didn't know how you would take it... and I.... I was scared you would hate me... and then it all just happened so fast, and god I'm so sorry! I never meant to hurt you John, but I understand if you think it's better if we go our separate ways" John's heart leaped out of his chest at the last words. Their expression was uncharacteristicly somber and that scared him. Were they really gonna leave him!? He didn't want them to! Especially not over some silly little mistake

"Separate ways!? Over a flesh wound? Don't flatter yourself sunshine I've had worse." They shook their head clearly exasperated with the topic. Tears of what John assumed to be frustration rolling down their cheeks

"John you're not understanding... I Hurt you. I could have killed you. I barely didn't.... I can't risk losing you. Not like that." Oh. That's what it is... they're also scared to lose him. Was it for the same reason he was, He wondered? Nows definitely not the time he corrected his stupid love drunk brain.

"People die every day out here... I shouldn't have to tell you that, and besides I knew you wouldn't hurt me... I told you that didn't I?" They met his gaze. Their hurt eyes continued streaming tears down their pretty face as they shook their head yet again. This time more assertively than before.

"John I don't deserve this. I don't deserve you being okay with this! I'm a monster! I have to hurt people just to survive. I-... I have nothing to offer you. You'd be better off acting like we never met." The finished turning their face away from his as they tried desperately to wipe their tears

"But we did Sole, and I wouldn't have any it other way. Everything I do is dangerous, hell I took a damn drug just because I couldn't stand looking at myself! You're not gonna hurt me sunshine okay? Not any worse then I've hirt myself... what about blood bags have you tried those?" He asked frantically trying to make some headway in this seemingly pointless argument...and to avoid the topic of his own self destructive behaviors because by god now was not the time for a lecture. He loved them, but sometimes they could be so stubborn it was like arguing with a brick wall

"Their expensive John... and rare.. I can't rely on something that I may or may not be able to scrounge out of an old medical cellar."

"That's what you got me for. I'll order a shipment for goodneighbor as soon as we get back. Listen you hauled my ass back here when you could've just dipped and left me there to rot. You did that because you're a good person sole."

"I really wish I could belive that... you should rest... we'll talk more later" they said picking up his hand again and holding it against their cheek.

"Then stick around... I'll just have to teach ya how great you really are sunshine" he said motioning to the other side of the bed. They slowly crawled in beside him and nuzzled their tear soaked eyes into the side of his arm. He instead decided to throw the arm around them and kiss the top of their forehead surprisingly innocently for himself with his scared lips. They stayed like that for a while just basking in eachothers presence until Hancock finally drifted off to sleep again with them in his arms. Things were hardly perfect, or even really fixed between them but it was a start and that's more than Hancock had ever dreamed of having.

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

OMG hiiii dw abt it at all! your answer is long enough and im so sorry :( i hope you feel better now/soon!!

thank youu omg well im in my first year so we do a bit of everything! some coding like coding websites and stuff and some written computer problems as well! (i would explain but it's kinda hard to and i suck at explaining so asdhkjasdhjh) its a bit of everything! programming (practical) and theory!

ahsdjkahsdkj owning two trousers is so real lmao i think i only own one pair ajskldsjad and they are flared so not fit for all weathers ajksdhkjsah they sound sooo cute! if you wouldnt mind sharing them, i'd love to see them! but thats totally up to you! i dont want to make you uncomfortable at all so the choice is yours! im just a lil nosy hehe

omg same when i was a kid i once ate like an entire chocolate egg in a day! the time after that was hell i was sooo sick but its worthh itttttt and yes exactly!! like whenever i was young i had school assemblies and they were all like 'i dont play to draw i play to win' and like yeah so real! as long as no ones too mean and harsh while being competitive then go nuts! i love a little competition!! stardew valley is more of like a relaxing game for me! also animal crossing but like i get so frustrated when i cant catch a fish asjkdhaskj fishing is HELLLLLL in animal crossing alksdjlksj

awww thank youu! your hair sounds beautiful the compliments are most definitely soo valid! my hair never reached that point when i was young tho bc its like SOOOO frizzy and fluffy it almost grows outwards rather than down askjdhkasjh so it was always kinda short and super fluffy ajsdskjh

i think stuff abt the modern day world i really hate is that almost everyones so pretentious nowadays like you see someone and youre like oh theyre nice speaking out abt this and turns out that its all hypocritical and shit but also that feels like its not exactly modern? so ill give another answer and that is INFLATION! everything nowadays is soooo expensive oh my god! and yes governments is so reall

hmm, smth in the next five years... this is sooo not related at all and im totally twisting the meaning of your question but my online friends ajsdhkajsdh okay but serious answer? i wish to see less labour! like yk sites that use fast fashion and stuff that force labour onto people and children and i want that to be addressed and reduced bc like. no. labour is bad how is it acceptable for people to pay such horrible wages to their workers who make them so much money!! that feels so cruel! what about you?

and my question for you: what is something in/from a person that makes them absolutely unacceptable in your eyes? (i dont think that makes sense lmao) basically if you were friends w someone, whats one thing they could do to make you immediately see them as a red flag or like not like them/block them immediately (apart from them saying the r word!)

byee have an awesome day!

-swiftie spring exchange anon!

Hello again! I am doing better atm - I've basically had like, one long bug for three weeks, and like...I'd start feeling better. Go to work. Get worse from the exertion. Have to miss work. Get better slightly, so go to work...yeah XD I do seem to be on the mend now, I've just got a bit of residual pain and cough, and some of my underlying issues are being a bit unpleasant. But I'm taking it XD I had to take almost a week off work last week but I think the prolonged rest helped.

And hey that sounds really cool though!! So guessing you're in uni then? How's that going? Where I am it's starting to come up to exam season, so the people that I know are in uni at the moment are all quite stressed, bless them.

I don't mind showing you them like, privately, but due to my style being quite...unique (by courtsey of making a lot of it) I try to keep it off public tumblr to some extent, just because anyone who knows me would know immediately this was me. Tbh it's not a big deal if they did, but since I work with kids I feel the need to be more careful with social media these days.

And ok but see, I have very straight hair, and I've always wanted frizzy/fluffy hair!! Sometimes I fear we just want what we don't have XD

I think the hypocrisy is related to the modern world however! Social media kinda encourages a very black and white thinking of things, and most things are not so black and white (I mean like, obviously if someone's like. "Haha, I want to murder babies"...that's not a black and white issue. But you get me XD) So you end up with people being like "x is always bad". Then they'll later be like..."this thing that's basically x is fine"?

Inflation is SHIT. Look when I moved into my current place my phone bill was exactly 10 quid a month. It's not like 13 something!! It's not the biggest hike, my energy bill has freaking doubled, but by nature of it starting at a solid 10 I can see the inflation so much easier. It's a 30% increase!!

And see I am very lucky, I have seen a few online friends! My gf and I met through tumblr, and I've got two close friends that by thankful virtue of being in the same country I've been able to meet quite a few times...I met one who I've since lost contact with sadly, but I'm hoping to meet a couple more! OH and one is in a ldr with one of my close friends so I'll see her when she comes here (well I should do) but idk when that would be yet.

And look I have SO many fast fashion complaints. A big reason why I do so much thrifting and sewing is because I just hate fast fashion. I know it's sorta popular in some circles to talk about the shit quality, but it's shit because companies are paying people like a penny a piece for it -.- I refuse to use places like shein and temu...

I think in the next five years...generally I'm wanting to see a shift in climate change. I have a lot of climate anxiety, and I'm hoping that we start getting actual change in how politicians and companies approach the issues?? I want more eco changes. More bikes, cheaper plant based food, less fossil fuels, etc...I also want my government to stop making life harder for no reason. They recently decided people who have visas to work in the care industry over here can't have their kids come from overseas too?? Like there are people who now have their kids in other countries cause of this shit??? If they're working here, they deserve their kids to be here. How is that not the default idea!!

Less generally, I'm hoping to see improvements in my personal life XD I want to see a couple doctors to get some shit sorted out, and I want to improve my art further, and sort out where exactly I'm going with my career.

And nah that makes perfect sense! Honestly I'm a bit of a pushover, I'll take a lot from people. I think mainly the things that will really make me go. Hm. I mean, if you're outright a really terrible person (like if you told me you murder babies for fun, to use my "terrible person" example from above XD) I'm not gonna be interested in talking to you, but that's kinda obvious. But I think the things that make me go "red flag" are usually more personal things based on past experience. For example, I knew someone once who would move my mobility aids away from me, and I'd be like...right well I can't. Move now. Please give them back. And they're one of the few people I've cut contact with. But tbh I feel like I probably need more boundaries, I just get like...what if I'm being too harsh on this person XD

What about you tho??

See you again soon, hope your day has been well when you see this!!

EDIT: I forgot to ask a question back!! D: If you could make one trivial change to the world what would it be? Has to be something small, like...renaming strawberries to be fluffleberries, or making bananas rainbow XD

[nyarados]

which one do i prefer? ooooh thats a tough question. honestly i won't know for sure until i finish legends arceus I think. which, might take a while because theres like a hundred side quests and ofc my completionist ass needs to do them all 😭 story-wise, I'd have to go with sv right now, but that may change.

I always lean towards grass starters so i can't help ya there :,) the quaxly line is incredibly goofy looking imo & there's no shame in going with what the heart wants, even if it differs from your usual choice - i ended up going with cyndaquil in legends instead of rowlet!

i hadn't shiny hunted very often before sv, but when i did i had incredible odds 😅 like i tried chain fishing and the very first mon i pulled up was shiny. got pretty lucky hatching snivy eggs too iirc. but i could never get the hang of chaining, the grass shakes always looked exactly the same to me 💀

yes! xy is peak pokemon fashion. i bought so many clothes in that game lmao. legends arceus has some neat clothes but they're mostly just reskins of the same few designs that I've seen, so far.

no spoilers, that i can do! but imo it's really heartwarming and a little heartbreaking too. there's this one character i disliked at first, but over time they grew on me like a mold (affectionate). in terms of the l:a story, you have a god given quest to catch em all & you kinda just solve everybody else's problems along the way, it seems.

if you are interested in getting scarlet or violet, definitely look at the version exclusives because they've got some cool late game mons. i like the scarlet ones better than violet but i wanted my pretty knight lmao. i just traded my exclusives for my boyfriend's & it all worked out :]

the last game I played was sumo but i stopped after beating the 1st gym 😅 been thinking about going back and playing through some older games since i do have em all on my 3ds now...

& dw about reply late! I'm not typically online on weekends very often either nowadays :)

- 🌸

ohhh I'm such a sucker for sidequests too like what's the point if I don't finish it all and help out all these poor people 🤨

nah I just feel like I'm betraying my water starter roots 😭 but god if pokemon doesn't nail the grass starters every time!!!!! if I end up with legends arceus I can't deny it I would probably choose rowlet 🦉🌱 hehe hisuian typhlosion looks a lil funny to me. and honestly I'm not tooooo familiar with samurott's design I think? so every time I see the hisuian version it just looks the same to me 😅 but I love what they did with the decidueye variant!!

LMAO yes that does sound pretty lucky. I've never shiny hunted before period so I'll probably have to look up how to even shiny hunt when I begin doing it

well I say no spoilers but I think I may have seen some things abt scarlet violet's lore regarding the profs being the reason for time travel.... I stopped reading after that initial glance though. nauurrr not a mould 😭😭😭 but was it ummm gavin? nvm I just googled I meant arven 💀💀💀 but was it him? I also heard that nemona is very love her or hate her 🤔

yes I'll definitely look at the dex if I choose to buy don't you worry 🫡 I remember wanting scarlet more just bc of the prof 👁👁 but I was seeing lotssss saying violet was better.... so this is interesting insight from you 🤔

[meangirls2004]

ngl maturing and realizing i dont want to hurt innocent animals and display their antlers on my wall like a trophy and being made fun of by my family for  it rly fucked me up </3

[mcklunkers]

I think this is the 9th round of Star Wars Shitposty Headcanons, so here yall go!

-The Clones have swimming lessons as a standard part of their training, and when on worlds with safe waters would often teach their General’s Padawan’s to make sure they knew how to swim, or at least kept up with the skills Master Fisto taught them when they were small.

-Zeb would take the younger ghost crew members fishing outside Chopper Base when they needed to calm down.

-Eli Vanto says “fight me” at every minor inconvenience. Thrawn has had to fight loads of people because of this.

-70% of Anxiety experienced by Thrawn is because of Eli “you’ve yeed your last haw” Vanto’s need to fight everything. The Grand Admiral doesn’t fear much, but the small one scares a him.

-This is doubled when Ezra and Eli team up for short angry human boy shenanigans.

-Jedi play strip Sabaac when drunk. No one knows what Obi-Wan looks like beneath his robes. Everyone is uncomfortably aware of what Yoda looks like.

-Poe Dameron can’t do a proper handstand, Finn and Rey can and refuse to stop rubbing that fact in.

-Zeb and Gregor had loads of BBQs because after the Big Bongo incident they were good friends.

-Dex’s diner was one of the few restaurants on Coruscant that actually allowed Clones to eat there, so it became a frequent spot for off duty soldiers to go get burgers with batchmates in other battalions.

-Kallus wears fluffy socks in his boots because no one can see them and they’re warm and comfy. After he leaves the Empire and they repurpose his quarters, Thrawn steals them all. Eli has had socks for life day about 3 years in a row now. Zeb replaced the socks after Kallus started to steal everyone’s socks.

-Maul sits like a whore cos it’s one of the few positions that is comfortable with robot legs. It also makes him feel a bit more normal because he always sat like that when he had normal legs.

-Anakin and Ahsoka once told Obi-Wan that the easiest way to beat Grievous would be to spray him with salt water and watch him rust. He will never tell them that he tried it and it was successful. Ventress was howling with laughter in the background to the point that she was almost captured by Cody.

-Cody boxes. When he’s stressed, his go to is to just beat the shit out of a punching bag. Clone MMA is a pretty common activity on base, but literally no one is willing to fight Commander “I punch droids on a regular basis” Cody except for Obi-Wan. And even the Jedi only agreed once. The only person who has willingly fought Cody more than once is Anakin and even that was a tie. Alpha-17 wouldn’t even try it with Cody on a bad day.

-The Wolfpack are jealous that the 212th get to punch droids so they try it. But Plo catches them and scolds them for a solid hour about reckless behavior that could injure them being inappropriate for the battlefield. They did not try it again.

-Ahsoka makes the best sandwiches in the GAR by claiming that she made her own lunch. Anakin actually used to make them so she’d never be hungry on a mission after finding out Togruta’s need meat and panicking that he wasn’t caring for her properly. She is yet to be called out on it.

-Cal Kestis met Zeb once and the Lasat gave him a hug and said he was sorry for what happened to his master. As a part of the honor guard, Zeb had known Jaro Tapal, and Kanan had told him of his padawan friend who became his apprentice. The hug meant more to both of them than they could ever admit.

Thats all I’ve got! I have a couple of other things that i might do that are pure self indulgence - like characters as specific band songs (think ABBA, Bon Jovi type variety) and what teams they would support in a bunch of sports. Favourite shows and stuff like that. Idk tho? If you have any ideas they’re always welcome lmao. Have a good day lads!

[heyitsyn]

Keeping Up With Seijoh Ep. 5

a/n: ong this is going to be a bit of a crack episode w a tiny dash of flirty manager

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

anon:

-Watch the boys be all dramatic when yn misses a few days of school and suddenly show up with a broken arm😭✊🏻😔

- Dunno if this is a dream or not but i think you mentioned that yn is clumsy. Just imagine her carrying those cute band aids around for when she gets hurt. But what if she uses them on the boys when they get hurt

tumblr moot:

- She is looking down at the boy who is checking her scrap on her knee, when she smiles all cutely and shit "I fell for you" And cue the boy having a heart attack because she is way to cute

im totally not running out of seijoh gifs or anything

anyways!!

lets start!!

okay as mentioned before and as read above,,

you are quite clumsy

like there is a normal level of clumsy

but you are just on another level

like in manager part 2, your mom ltr was not shocked when you said you fell up the stairs like ‘oh okay. the weathers nice today’

lmao what

and youre also the type to not even know you got hurt like youd just be scratching your arm and youd find a bruise 

‘how did that get there?’

so it was common to find you with band-aids on you and bruises all over

like you entered the gym for practice and you were just doing your normal manager tingz when our meme bois saw you and zoomed towards you

‘y/n-chan!!! we missed you!!!!

makki screeched which scared you so you dropped the crate of bottles onto your feet

‘owie’

you mumbled, the pain settling in at an overwhelmingly quick pace so there were tiny tears in your eyes

the duo gasped and quickly kicked the crate to the side like they were angry at it for hurting you

uwu omg thats so cute

or the one time you were wiping the sweat from kyo’s forehead

he had a small soft smile that could only be seen by you as you got rid of the sweat 

but that smile turned into a frown when he got a glimpse at the discoloration on certain parts of your arms

‘y/n’

he whispered

you blinked up and he gently grabbed your arm, fingertips ghosting over the bruises

‘how could you do this to your beautiful skin’

he mumbles and you shrugged

‘hmm,,, i didnt even know they were there’

kyo shook his head with an amused chuckle and iwa, who was drinking water at the side, noticed you two

then he noticed more at your other arm and baby boi hurriedly ran over to you

next thing you know, you got best bois fussing over you always hurting yourself and kyo gently headbutts you to tell you off while iwa flicks your nose

‘honestly, we cant trust you by yourself’

you just giggled at them which caused them to stumble and fluster

THESE BOYS ARE SO SOFT LIKE PLEASE

its quite normal for you to look like you just fell down the stairs and be so surprised whenever the boys point it out

like youd have this confused pout  and tilt your head ‘hm? hello. how did you get here’

its kinda cute

and ofc you would naturally have your ointments for bruises or a first aid kit at all times bc you never really know when it happens and you need to treat it quickly

the boys always count on you for medical tape when their fingers bleed or whenever watari gets bruises all over his legs bc of too many flying dives

the bench was a common place for you to treat the others and our libero babie was sitting there at one practice

you were kneeled on the floor and gently applying ointment on the growing colors on his skin 

‘hmm,,, wata-san, be careful next time, okay? your skin is really soft and pretty. its a shame to ruin it’

he wanted to scoff at the irony and the hypocritical comment but your worried and concerned eyes made him softly smile and nod

‘mhm. i will’

even though it was uneeded on reddened places, you would dig in your bag and fish out a gudetama bandaid on it

it was like a doctor’s signature for you and it makes the boys ltr fall in love with you all over again

ororororor that one time where kindaichi accidentally got a papercut during your study sessions and he was tearing up slightly at the pain

LMAO YALL REALLY OUT HERE TOUGHING OUT PAPERCUTS LIKE ITS NOTHING BUT I ACT LIKE I GOT STABBED 10 TIMES 

you grinned at him to show that it was going to be okay and he let you sit on his lap so you could treat it

he still had a pout and you were giving him forehead kisses to calm him down

‘see? its going to be okay. nurse y/n-chan is the best out there and she’ll take care of you!’

he laughed slightly and you victoriously smiled

once it was all wrapped up, you placed a kiss on it

‘ya gotta kiss it to make it better’

not saying im doing a kindaichi route or anything but he may or may not tackled you with kisses with that comment

but sometimes, they would have to be the one to put that bandaid on you

like one day, you were walking down the stairs to go to the changing rooms for practice and humming softly when you caught sight of the tall volleyball player mattsun at the bottom of the stairs

he was just passing by and you noticed him, waving your hand and shouting his name

‘mattsun-san!’

you greeted and he turned and he smiled brightly at you

you excitedly increased your pace going down the stairs, not noticing that you stepped on the edge of the step and caused your foot to slip

unfortunately, mattsun was too far away for him to catch you so you tripped and scraped your knee

he flashnyoomed over to you and kneeled in front of you to examine it

ofc it hurt like hell but you put up a brave front

‘its okay, mattsun-san’

his adorable eyebrows scrunched in concern and he quickly shook his head and gently picked you up to sit 2 steps up

you watched silently as he grabbed ahold of the familiar blue first aid kit from your bag and he opened it to take out alcohol and other treatment things

his fingers worked to open the bottle and pour a little bit of alcohol before he gently reached out to grab your leg

but before that, our babie mattsun is a gentleman and looked up for a permission to help you

‘its okay, mattsun-san’

you giggled and you booped his nose

he was slowly cleaning the wound and you could still tell he was worried with how his brows were still furrowed

‘mattsun-san’

you called out and he looked up

you smiled cutely and looked down, flustered, then met his eyes again

‘i fell for you’

mattsun.exe stopped working

like deadass he blanked for a second then his brain processed what you said and when he did, he dropped the cotton ball and his face blew up red

this babie grimaced, eyes shutting tightly and head leaning on your thigh

you giggled at him and ran your hands through his hair

‘i swear, y/n, i swear’

he kept mumbling and his heartbeat quickened to the point he felt faint and he felt light-headed

you were just too cute

too damn cute for his heart

too damn cute for this world

just too cute

and thats not good

mattsun quickly regained his senses and hurriedly placed the ointment and the bandaid on to finish the job

you reached out with your hands for a hug and mattsun gladly leaned in and you clung to him like a koala which made him hold you tightly against his chest

‘hmm~~~~ thank you, mattsun-san’

you appreciated and gave him a kiss on his cheek in gratitude which made him hide his face in your neck

‘im going to get a heart attack, y/n. take responsibility’

he mumbled, nipping your neck 

you chuckled and played with the hair on his neck

‘hm~ okay~ i take responsibility~’

I SWEAR MY MATTSUN SIMP IS NOW PEAKING THROUGH

that was only one of the accidents the seijoh boys went through with you and i swear those boys have superior intelligence in medical care just because you get hurt so much

until that one faithful day

you werent there

you werent at school or at practice

ofc you texted the coaches and the team that you werent going to be at school for a while and they spammed you asking what happened or if you were okay

but you didnt want to worry them so you just said that you were okay and it was just something that happened

ONG OIKAWA ACTUALLY CAME TO YOUR HOUSE BUT YOU TOLD YOUR PARENTS AND NATSU TO TELL HIM TO GO AWAY BC IF HE FINDS OUT WHAT HAPPENED, THE CHILE WILL STORM INTO YOUR ROOM AND LECTURE YOU 

HE ONLY WENT AWAY WHEN YOUR DAD CAME OUT WITH A BROOM AND THREATENED TO HIT HIM IF HE CONTINUES TO BOTHER YOU

UKAI VIBES HONESTLY

IS UKAI YOUR FATHER?

CONSPIRACY THEORY?

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED COME SOLVE THIS

then you finally appeared

dear god 

kunimi saw you enter the classroom and he almost shot up to saturn when he saw your cast

‘y/n!’

he shouted and kindaichi heard it from his classroom beside yours and he also usain bolted towards your classroom to your desk

the boi texted the team you were here and they all raced to your classroom 

EVERYONE WAS HAVING A FIELD DAY WITH THE APPEARANCE OF THE BEAUTIFUL VOLLEYBALL TEAM LIKE THE BOYS + YOU?! GODSEND

oikawa screeched at the sight of your arm and everyone was firing questions at you but you couldnt focus on one so you just sat there sheepishly smiling

‘Y/N! WHAT DID-’

‘I SWEAR ITS LIKE WE HAVE TO-’

‘MY HEART ALMOST DIED!! I THOUGHT YOU DIED-’

thank god your professor entered the shooed them out with a large textbook but your teacher smiled at you

‘l/n, good to have you back’

at lunch, dear god there was a riot

kunimi strong man kunimi hoisted you in his arms and walked over to the hidden team stairwell where everyone was waiting

they all had narrowed eyes and crossed arms, with iwakyo tapping their foot

you did the 🥺👉👈 and their eyes softened at that sight alone

‘you see,,,, i had a,,, concert,,, in the shower,,, and slipped’

they blinked, confusion swirling over everyone’s head

‘excuse me? you said you slipped in the bath?’

‘for a concert?’

‘you sing?’

the team facepalmed at the reason you came in with a broken arm and you pouted at them

‘sorry, captain, everyone. i didnt mean to’

you mumbled but the others couldnt blame you so they pulled you to a group hug

‘i swear, y/n-chan, you will get yourself killed one day’

‘sorry’

you apologized again but oikawa flicked your nose

‘no dont apologize. we’ll just have to be there for you constantly to look out for you’

and he stuck to that word

like oikawa came over to your house early in the morning to pick you up from school and your dad thought it was just him bothering again

so he sighed, placed his newspaper down, took a sip of tea, then stood up to go to the closet for his broom

this mans took a deep breath before opening his door and shouting and waving his broom around maniacally

‘SHUT UP!!! YOURE DISTURBING THE NEIGHBORS!! I WILL BEAT YOUR LOUD CRUSTY DUSTY-’

that woke up everyone in the house and you bolted down the stairs, terrified yet chuckling at the sight

then something happened for everyone in the neighborhood-or Japan- to wake up

yanno the drill ladies and gents

oikawa screamed

a/n: sorry i disappeared for a HOT SEC but im back!! and we finally going back to the groove!!! and uwu thanks for sticking by and waiting for another update and the next one might be my first not-seijoh work in a LONG WHILE so look forward to that!!! 

[tsumucore]

Playing ACNH hcs ♡‧₊˚

here’s some hcs of Atsumu, Kuroo, Suna, and Akaashi playing animal crossing bc it’s been on my mind :3

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ

Atsumu

Gave into the hype just so he could say yeah I game 🙄😴 (he only has a switch bc the rest of inarizaki play smash)

Named his island “island”

He literally chose the most inconvenient layout when he started. His resident services is right smack in front of his airport so there’s like barely a sliver of walking space AND it’s slightly to the left so it ain’t even centered 💔

When the rest of inarizaki comes over to visit, he ends up getting slaughtered for his lack of “appealing scenery” and influx of weeds 😭 Osamu, Suna, and Aran are leading the revolution

Do NOT invite this mf over to your island he will trample all over your flowers, INCLUDING the hybrids. Isn’t even aware of the damage he’s caused until you’re chasing him with an axe and gifting him trash every day for the next two weeks

Gets on his knees and begs you for spare 30 iron nuggets 🤲🏼🥺

Listen he knows all villagers are created equal✨ and whatnot but he still screams every time he sees an ugly villager arrive at his campsite. He saw Limberg once, said No ❤️ and immediately closed out of the game

Whenever a villager he hates moves in, he spends a half hour straight hitting them with his net bc he thinks thats gonna get them to move out lmfao

Tries out all the tricks for getting a good island when he’s going villager hunting like clapping for Orville, showing up in dodo merch, etc

“Uhhh, you know it’s completely randomized right..? None of them actually work.” “Shut yer trap 🥰″

Man... he really sets his villagers’ nicknames for him as “daddy”

“What if you let me clap your cheeks in front of tom nook” “Upgrade your resident services first then we’ll talk, musty ❤️″

Kuroo

Denies, denies, denies that he plays the game he’s always like “nah, that’s for kids”

But literally everyone gets the notification that he’s playing all the time bc he doesn’t realize his online status is visible to everyone LMFAO

When you expose him, he just claims that Kenma forced him to try it out like ok Mr. 220+ hours 🙄

Horror themed island!!! He gets real creative with it - everything’s strategically placed and he’s got all sorts of rare and hacked items to work with, courtesy of Kenma’s activities on the black market. He has a lot of references to Japanese folklore sprinkled throughout his island

Naturally, Lucky’s his favorite villager; also has a soft spot for Kiki

NAH DON’T INVITE HIM TO YOUR ISLAND .. its so sad he’ll be looking around like “aww, it’s cute” JDSKHKDSHJ the humiliation

But he actually loves spending time on yours bc its such a change from his usual Eeerie one

Loves doing tarantula/scorpion islands - he’s got the patience n willpower to travel to a random island and turn it into a goldmine for scorpions

U guys will help each other out by tag teaming a gigas giant clam together and it turns into one big screaming match lmao

“It’s right by you!” “Ok, on the count of 3, I’ll lead it that way to corner it and you swoop in for the catch”

Yaku once commented on how his museum’s kinda empty and he let it get to him. He’s obsessed with digging up every fossil and catching every minuscule bug to make sure his collection’s complete like bro!!! It’s fine!!! Your island’s still better than mine!!!

Suna

Mf was able to snag the animal crossing edition of the switch before they all sold out

I feel like his island would be one of those cyberpunk tokyoesque ones. You: yeah my boyfriend’s a professional landscaper 🥰

The secret: he gets zooted when he’s terraforming at 3am

Really comes over to collect his diy from Celeste, laughs at your island, and dips

ALWAYS dripped out. U will NOT catch him slipping

Never has his net in his hand when he shakes trees bc he wants to be Daring

Blocked Atsumu for stealing his flowers when he wasn’t looking

The type to mass buy nook mile tickets on ebay and go on villager hunting sprees for his dreamies. You’ve often witnessed him on the brink of madness at 4am as he comes across Hippeux for the 11th time

Joins discord servers and participates in cataloging parties. He’s got the best items and color combos for everything. Also an avid user of nookazon

You: just a smidget of bells plth 🥺🥺🤲🏼🤲🏼

He pays off your debts for you 💅🏼

Makes you continuously press A to collect shooting stars for him when he goes to the bathroom. 

You: I’m tired I don’t wanna do this anymore

Him: That’s nice ❤️

He lets you take some star fragments in the morning tho for compensation

Hates talking to his villagers tbh bc its the same dialogue over and over again so he only interacts with them when he wants to give them fits

Gifts raymond the maid dress

He likes to lay on you and nuzzle into you as best he can when you’re both playing. You’ll both just lay there in a comfortable silence, doing your own thing n it’s honestly so therapeutic

Akaashi

He’s got a european town inspired theme going on - the color palette throughout his island is immaculate

It’s infuriating how perfect his island is when he isn’t even a time traveler. It took you months WITH time traveling to achieve an island that you’re somewhat satisfied with and he’s sitting there like yeah I hit 5 stars after three weeks❤️

You: ok jobless❤️

His museum’s fire; every time he collects a species for the first time, he immediately takes it to blathers. His fossil collection is also like 99% complete. The only thing that bothers him is how dry his art gallery is, so you always have to text him when redd’s on your island

Really vibes with Wolfgang

Managed to actually get all his rocks in a circle to make a rock garden??

You: HOW

Him: I don’t kiss and tell

Stargazing dates!!!! He always lets you know when there’s a meteor shower on his island and has the cutest lil stargazing area just for you two to hang out at

Usually plays the game muted so when he’s fishing he actually watches for the bob??? instead of turning that shit up on full blast and listening for the blubblub???

He’s shameless abt how much he wants Raymond and has spent a ridiculous amount of tickets looking for him. “He’s a cat with glasses and different colored eyes!!!!!”

When you got Raymond to move in to your island, he kept trying to convince you to gift him to him. This sweet talking mf kept trying to shower you with kisses and cuddles to get you to say yes.

“I’m not putting him in boxes.” “Go off 🧚‍♂️😍🤩 that cliff over there 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♂️💕”

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[lifesucksheres20bucks]

Thoughts I had for Episode 5 of TFATWS

***spoilers***

- gosh i’ve been seeing everywhere that this is the saddest episode and I don’t think I’m mentally prepared

- I’m also going in spoikers free so if it’s bad it will hit me HARD

- I really hope we see more of Isaiah

- Coward running away

- The blood is still on the shield oof

- Steve would never

- Take it away boys

- Always hiding behind his shield huh

- Bucky :’)

- The fact that the us will probably make him an even bigger hero

- Walmart cap tried to go for the kill on sam

- BUCKY NO

- Get up bucky

- Dear god no you’re not

- HE WAS GOING FOR THE KILL AGAIN

- Omg that was fucking intense i got scared there

- HE FUCKING SMASHED BUCKY’s FACE

- HOW DARE HE

- whats sad is that sam got the shield but he got the corrupt shield :(

- He tried to wipe it off the blood :(

- Torres :’)

- Omg are we getting falcon torres now!!!!

- Goodbye walmart cap

- Now we have the real cap: sam wilson!

- Walkers wife better leave lol

- Walker isnt wrong lol he did do what the us taught him to do

- Honey you dont know how to be cap either lmao

- JULIA

- OMFG

- I LOVE HER

- I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS GOING TO BE HERE HOLY FUCK

- Holy fuck im genuinely so fucking ready for her

- Didnt know i needed her but now i do

- Shes gonna play such a big role in the mcu i feel it

- Karli also has a point

- Oop daddy zemo

- Hot

- Lmao zemo is like i wont kill you ❤️

- Quick kiss

- Yas queens

- No kiss

- Thats rude

- Im very much shipping bucky with everyone

- PATRIOT

- hes giving him the shield :’)

- Im so happy they got a black writer and a female director for this show

- Oof blond and blue eyed huh

- God this is intense

- Isaiah ily

- Im so sorry

- Tough but necessary story

- This is why the episode was sad

- Fucking hell

- The hurt in sam’s eyes oof

- Her kids throwing her under the bus lmao

- I’m gonna have to see sam as a dad

- It’s gonna have to happen

- The power of community

- Young sam pics oop

- Bucky just came uninvited lol

- did bucky get sam vibranium wings!!

- SARAH

- I CANT

- BUCKY’s SMILE

- Bucky fishing for an invite lol so fucking cute

- WALKERS STILL LYING

- FUCK U

- lemar deserved a better friend

- I dont feel one ounce of sympathy for walker lol

- SHARON

- BATROC

- OMG

- Look at bucky!!! Hes happy

- Im not crying

- Happy bucky is my new favourite thing

- Bucky i love you so much

- Flirt with sarah

- Destroy that tree

- Sam throwing and bucky catching oof hot af

- Bucky being aware

- Not bucky saying the shielf is his family

- The winter soldier theme in the background oof

- Them throwing the shield around is very hot

- Not bucky going to see the old man i cant do that today

- Lil kiss goodbye pls

- Its all about legacy<3

- Oof i needed this sam montage

- Hot af

- WITH THE CAP THEME

- So sam and bucky are the gay uncles<3

- SHARON? DID YOU SEND BATROC IN THE FIRST EPISODE?

- BATROC BABY

- SO QUEBECOIS I CANT

- The fucking quebecois english i cant

- Im fuckjng dying

- I love that torres is a facetime bitch

- WHY THE WINTER SOLDIER THEME

- WHY was there the winter soldier theme during the meeting!!!!?

- Omg pls let it be vibranium wings pls

- Shuri pull through pls

- NOOO WHY DID U STOP

- Honey you arent iron man

- Pls stop

- You look like a cosplayer

- 5 min hacks

- fuuuuuck okay im very excited for the final oof

- Cant believe its already the last episode next week

- Im very excited to see batroc again, homeboy repping my city

- Sharon???? DID YOU SEND BATROC TO DEFEAT FALCON??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING

- I cannot belive julia louis-dreyfus is now in the mcu fucking hell im excited

- Def not the cameo i was expecting but the one i needed??

- Sam and bucky<3 being friend<3 i fucking love it

- WHY WAS THE WINTER SOLDIER THEME PLAYING DURING THE MEETING AT THE END?? WHAT IS HAPPENING

- i have a lot of questions and im very excited for the final!!

[jrueships]

no thoughts just pg/kawhi being dads to tmann.

THE ONLY THOUGHTS!!!!! EXACTLY!!

Clutchpoints always with the extra images LMFAO BUT... ANYWAAAAYS... LETS TALK ABOUT THEEEEM!!!!!

Can't forget the readmore because I'm polite and care about not clogging the feed URE WELCOME 💪😤‼ LMFAO im just playin but anyways LETS GET RIGHT TO IT!!!

FIRSTLY... PAUL GEORGE AND TMANN!!!

Paul George's (not self appointed) little mini me!!!!!! Pg saying Mann reminds him a lot of himself like PAUL GEORGE!!!! YOU JUST DID AN EPIC DAD MOMENT BRO!!!! Seeing yourself in someone and wanting to help them grow because of it!!!!! heLLOO??? epic dad moment pg!!! Him n his youngin‼

Also YEAH it's true though!!! Him and pg have a lot of similarities!!!! Not only do they share a position (both small forwards but pg switches to power forward when mann is in the game) so they can feed off watching each other play, but also just in like??? Personality and their likes?

They both have an eye for fashion (though it's a learning process for pg..)! Like even look at the shoes LMAO so colorful and stylish! When pg was younger, he was a lot like mann and liked wearing way more colorful clothes that he (somehow) thought looked cool KABFJ. ALSO they both have an almost?? Immature excitement to them that can bounce off the other really well.

I think pg being fatherly to terance is also like a HUGE growth to his character and just really sweet overall. You know who scored 30+ points?? HIS MINI ME! THATS WHO!!! THATS HIS MINI ME MANN!

BUT JUST BECAUSE HE HELPS GIVE MANN POINTERS AND HELPS HIM GROW IN HIS CAREER D O E S N T MEAN HE CAN'T TEASE HIM!

Hes definitely like a joking father figure. A best friend dad that immediately bounces off your weird new youthful sense of humor without missing a beat. Sometimes he tries too hard but THATS OKAY!!! HES A DAD TRYING HIS BEST!!!! He will call you stinky and throw pat bev feet water on you, but he will also hug you and tell you how GREAT you are and tease you about being in the zone!!!!

OKAY NOW KAWHI...

HE IS ALSO A JOKING DAD!! More like the laid back type who cracks really good quips from his seat on the couch iwbdksn BUT A DAD NONETHELESS!! And a damn good one! The way he pays so much attention to mann! The way him and Paul BOTH watch his stats for him!!! THATS TRUE PARENTAL CARE! They want nothing but the BEST for their lil Mann!!! Kawhi telling the rest of the clippers to try their best to get open and shoot off shots so mann can get his triple dub!!!!

EVEN WHEN HE POKES FUN AT TERANCE, HE DOES IT POSITIVELY!!!! He's such a good dad man!!! The way it was his first year at the Clips and he IMMEDIATELY decided to adopt terance LMAO. The clippers really are a little found family man!!! With pat bev as their senile combative grandpa who refuses to take a nap! Lou as mann's wise and cool uncle! Montrezl as the also cool cousin!! I MISS THEM BRO 😭

BUT YEAH. PG AND KAWHI BEING DADS TO MANN!!!!!!!! Instantly just joining a new team and finding a fledgling to put under their wings so they can help him fly‼‼ I've always loved the vets taking rookies under their wings 😭 anon u understand the ASSIGNMENT !!!!

Imagine pg and kawhi taking mann out on a fathers and son fishing trip IABDKSB mann getting mad that he got dirty lake water on his clothes. Paul tries to coax him into going swimming in the lake with him, but just ends up playfully pushing Mann into the lake. Mann definitely freaking out about seaweed touching his legs, thinking he's getting attacked by a sea monster. Kawhi just watching and laughing at the whole spectacle while he's lounging on a floatie, cracks a joke at Mann's panic. Paul george cackling as he helps Mann back on deck and letting Mann push him back as revenge. Paul hooking a fish so big that everyone has to help hold onto him so it doesn't drag him out into the lake !!! Paul eventually reeling it in (kawhi probably had to grab it out of the water like a bear catching salmon up a river KABDJS) and letting Mann cook it! (Look it up on YouTube! Mann loves to cook!!!) And they eat it! Pg and kawhi compliment Mann's cooking and tell him it was the best fish they had yet!!!!!! Kudos to their little chef‼

YEAH I THINK ABOUT IT OFTEN.... FOUND FAMILY CLIPPERS VACATION W H E N!!!!!

[vs-redemption]

For your Soft Sundays:

Again this is very self indulgent(well for anybody that plays guitar😁)

--Riding into town(long trip) with Kita. He asks you play something. He sings along with you or nodding his head to the beat.

---Sakusa sees you and y'all child paint a canvas. He walks up to get a closer look. His kid is all proud. Sakusa just smiles cause yes the painting is a master piece and you and your child are covered in paint. Doesn't stop Sakusa from hugging you both and getting paint on himself as well. Takes a family selfie with the painting...its both his screen/home lock screen. Looks at it whenever he is away from home.

---Osamu coming home from work to see you and child singing(pick your Disney song) and cooking in the kitchen.

---Kita taking you fishing...sure you look cute in your cutoff shorts, red shirt and straw hat BUT you need help reeling in the fish...nice strong arms help steady you and catch your first fish. I think this could apply to the Miya twins (I just feel like the twins might have done those things as kids as well)

---Sandcastle building with Atsumu or Mattsun( pick your poison😂) both are shirtless...😁

---Picnic with Mattsun(not shirtless) sitting in his lap while guessing the shapes of the clouds.

---Sunflower picking With Atsumu...he takes you out to a sunflower field. Since those are your(well my) favorite flower. Your attire is cute. He steals a few kisses here n there among the sunflowers.

---Bedtime stories with Bokuto...yes you and Bokuto act out each of the characters in the book for the bedtime story. Silly voices and all.

---Washing the car with Mattsun...cause why not😁😏

---Visiting the Caminito, located in La Boca, a neighborhood of Buenos Aires, Argentina. With Oikawa and you doing a tango pose for the gram. Oikawa buys you sandals to walk in if your feet get tired while he carries your heel shoes.

Thats all I got...

I 100% support self indulgent headcanons! Especially since your ideas always brighten up my Sundays ♥

Road trip with Kita!!! I want him to have some guilty pleasure songs that you'd never expect him to know and it totally shocks you when he puts it on in the car one day and somehow sings along to every single line perfectly. You just stare at him with your mouth open and he just glances over with a smirk.

How much do you want to bet Atsumu tries to tease Sakusa about his phone background one day, wanting to get him riled up but it just backfires and he ends up having to sit there as Sakusa shows him a whole folder of his favorite pictures of his family.

You'd think both you and Osamu would get sick of hearing the same Disney song that your kid decided to love on repeat all day every day, but somehow it never gets old. The next day at work, Osamu finds himself humming the song to himself as he prepares orders for customers.

Thinking about the little Miya twins going fishing together and arguing over how to bait the hook, which lures work best, how to cast the line correctly, and who is going to catch the most fish makes me feel so soft. It's probably frustrating for whoever is in charge o them at the time, but later on it's a treasured memory because those boys grew up so fast and where did the time go?

I was waiting for shirtless Mattsun to show up 😂 For some reason I cannot picture him building a sand castle. I'm not sure why. (I'm very into the idea of Car Wash Mattsun however) Atsumu would be hilarious though because he'd get really angry at little kids that come over and try to help and end up messing up his hard work. He takes it way too seriously. It's just going to get washed away eventually anyway.

Bedtime stories are supposed to make you tired, but with you and Bokuto there's no way anyone would dare miss a moment of the story you both are telling with such enthusiasm. It's just too much fun and everyone ends up staying up way past their bed times as goofy voices and giggles fill the house.

I just googled Caminito and it look like such a fun place! But why is the idea of traveling around the world to beautiful, unique places with Oikawa so appealing? Traveling with anyone would be fun, of course, but something about going with Oikawa just feels sexier lmao

Send me some ideas for Soft Sunday!

[lesyah]

guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep. 27

What’s your fault....

BRO HE KNOCKED THE MEMORIES OUT OF HIM

WTF

“You are my only loved one” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 bro wtf

Emotional things are happening within me

THATS WHY HE MAKES HIM ALL THAT DRIED FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scream with me u guys

Hi my name is ashley and I am EMOTIONAL

I’m so used to seeing zyl and shen wei together that when one is without the other I’m like ?????????????,

THE SQUAD’S ALL HERE!!!!!

The way this dude spent the time, money, and energy to dye his hair to match his new vibe..........

Not to be that person, but the way shen wei just covered zhao yunlan 😭😭😭😭😭

I really can’t stand that guy ugh

I have half a mind to wish for zhu jiu to come back

Jk I would never 😤😤

Omg lin jing

That dream was uh.......upsetting. What’s Lin jing doing 😭😭😭

ZHU HONG!!!!! Always snapping with her outfits 😫😫

What’s the thing he took and why is he being so sus about it 🤔🤔

Li qian is always wearing the same clothes 😭😭

The way da qing shamelessly repeated what that guy whispered to everybody Hahahaha

They stared at each other for so long lol

With such an important experiment, you’d think they’d try a little harder for important samples to be kept safe.

I love that shen wei wears those glasses just for the dramatics

Is Lin jing really betraying everyone for this girl??????????

I’m sorry, Shen Wei, they want to do WHAT!!!!!

This dude has been like “Shen Wei please help us” BRO you were messing with the wrong black robe envoy 😭😭😭😭

She seems like she actually likes Lin jing tho 😫😫😫😫 rippity skip dude

Lin jing really is betraying them???? Idk what’s going on

Oop. She’s leaving dragon city

Is he not able to take his hand out of his pocket???????

He tried to track her?????? Wtf. I’m double confused

Guo changcheng and chu shuzhi just hangin out 😭

Omg

Omg

Zhao yunlan catching shen wei having coffee with his dad OFFODKOCOWOCKW

he is going to be so upset 😭

Uh oh

At least zhao yunlan didn’t like run away and brood about it like in American dramas🤣🤣

“Close relationship” ???? What r u talking about it was coffee 😫

I feel so anxious

“I contacted him to get info on u and ur team” oh ok 👌🏻

“Can I keep trusting you” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OK SHEN WEI JUST TELL HIM

UNNECESSARY DRAMA!!!!

NOOOOO HIS PHONE RANG WTFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERY TIME

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

How must longer must i wait

Watch chu shuzhi show the earring and Lin jing is like whelp

YEP THERE IT IS LMAO

homie, you better fricking tell them

I’ll punch u

Zhu Hong ur so pretty

He didn’t tell them 😡

Why compare the earring to the blurry photo when they can just show gcc and csz and be like is this her

Tell me why they were going to apprehend her in the MIDDLE of her show. Just catch her outside.

He made gloves only to protect his hands? I’m sorry that’s hilarious to me

Omg he fainted

I don’t blame him

She electrocuted him for like 10 full seconds

[clownpool]

*whispers all the kyjae texts thanks 😈*

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 06:46: gm

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 06:47: i woke up eoarly ot text you good morning since i know you wake up around this timev. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 06:47: but now i’m going bacik to sleep because bi ccan’t be awake this early. so gm and gn. 🙂

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 19:50: The reason why I haven’t told you about our kiss is because I keep thinking like what if it didn’t mean anything to you and thats why you havent remembered it. and if thats the case, I dont want to remember it either because that hurts... but I also know that something traumatic happened to you so I dont want to flood you with more concerns because thats not cool and also theres the fact that if I tell you then that means we both realize we actually like each other and that is scary because your my favorite person in the world and I dont know how i’ll be able to handle that news i may just die of happiness

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 17:05: I can’t explain, but if you’re there, you have to leave HQ. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 17:05: NOW.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 17:06: Something bad is gonna happen, and you can’t be there. Just trust me.

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 22:36: you ever think about how cute oyu actuaally are? like do you ever sit and tahink about it because xi do. not with me i onxly think aobout you.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 22:36: y

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 22:37: uo kneow? asol i'm sorroy ii electrocute you somet.smie.. i just get excited ahnd i can't help it.i apctually kind of liek it a lot.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 22:37: i laso think you aer gprcnie charming. yare you prince charming

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:45: I just told Nemo that DND night is cancelled. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:45: Andres already knows, so you gotta tell Gabs and Bry and we’re all set.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:47: Since your Mom has that date tonight... I figured we could hang out in the astral plane or on the actual plane... 🤔

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:48: Only if you think we’re finally ready 🙂

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 00:28: My dads not mad by the way he was just very suspicious.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 00:28: and made me sit down with him and talk about awkward things again. I was directed to the fish bowl again too.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 00:30: also we’ve gotta keep the door open now-- not just five inches.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 00:31: when he said that I short circuited a little 😬

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 12:31: Sometimes there’s not answer for things Ren. Life isn’t always pie graphs and charts and you can’t always plan for things to go your way. it’s not like that! you can’t sit there and try to analyze everything and you can’t just put me in a box of situations that you’ve previously handled

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 12:32: You can’t fix something that isn’t broke. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 12:33: There isn’t anything wrong with me or you, we’re fine. and I’m not avoiding you, so stop overthinking it. can’t you just forget it and stop being weird already because it’s not me.  

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 11:51: ayYYYYYY lmao

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 11:51: [Image attached]

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 11:53: Do you like my new alien face?  

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “@” for a SCARED text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 23:41: I know it’s late, but I don’t have anywhere else to go.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 23:41: I just found out my entire family has been lying to me this whole entire time. And I have a sister? And my dad left her behind...?! and Scout knew and Judith knew... maybe even Edie knew? I don’t know...

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 23:42: Can I just come over? You’re the only person who feels like home right now.

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “&” for a LOVING text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:02:  hey boy, with that face, you must have +10 Charisma 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:02: are you a bard?

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:02: cuz you're plucking at my heartstrings.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:04: Ren give it up, you can’t win. I hold the title for the best DND pick up lines, and you hold the title for actual thief of my heart. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:05: Ever been with a rogue...?

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:05: We like to do it...

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:05: from behind.  😆 🤣 😂 🤫

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 13:06: but also, no really, you pluck my heartstrings right of my chest. 

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 20:05: Since our bodies don’t really exist in the astral plane...

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 20:06: Like it’s just our souls it doesn’t really count until we actually... 🙃

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 20:06: –do you catch my drift?

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 08:16: Guess who has the car today because Scout’s off in another timeline again? 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 08:17: This guy!

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 08:17:  [Image attached]

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 08:18: So... chicken nuggets in the car for lunch? 🤔

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 14:20: Ya... that’s really nasty Scout. I don’t know how those crumbs got there...

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 14:21: Maybe you should ask Nemo for some cleaning supplies to clean up Dad’s mess.

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 14:21: I agree, we shouldn’t be eating in the car anymore...

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 15:00: Ren, I was obviously lying to get her to stop asking me about it. I’m sorry hahahahahah.

–––––– KYLE ; ( @Renjae ): Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 19:34: You’re right. I lied, because I didn’t think you could handle the truth and because I knew you would judge me either way. you want everything perfect in your stupid perfect life. your dad wasn’t perfect so you kicked him out, nemo didn’t perfectly fit in either so you pushed him away, and now i’m not fitting in either because i’m a liar?

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 19:35: I know I’m not perfect, I was stupid to try and be that guy for you

𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 19:35: I just hoped that maybe you would try and understand. –I don’t like being the bad guy. I don’t like hurting people, but I have to.