#thats me. my spirit animal -dakota

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OK OK SINCE U ARE PRETTY FAR INTO PD NOW. I NEED TO ASK. DO U HAVE A FAVORITE CHARACTER. do u have a favorite moment. whos backstory are u the most interested in seeing. what are u excited to learn about the world . I AM PUTTING UR BRAIN UNDER A MICROSCOPE AND DISSECTING IT IVE GOTTA KNOW. what villains are u most afraid of. write me an essay on ur feelings about mark winters. etc etc etc etc WHATEVER U WANNA TALK ABT RN im standing in the middle of a field like a scarecrow and just SCREAMING at the sky

OHHHHHH MAN DUDE LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOOSE A FAVORITE OF ANYONE. FUCKK. GOD.

ok putting all of this under a cut because its so fucking long???

ok ok ok. lets see. they r all so so so good it's impossible 2 choose but also iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii really fucking like dakota dude..... i like him so much. so much. i will admit. i am a massive fucking fan of a character who stays silly. massive fucking fan of the emotional king dedede hammer that comes down when the silly guy drops the silliness. i love it when characters literally r incapable of processing their emotions. gebuinely i don't know what he put in that guy but it is cartoonish the way my neurons light up at him its not quite akechi from p5 levels of FUCKKK YEAH THIS GUY MY FUCKED UP LITTLE GUY!! but it is Getting Close!!!

whose backstory.... fuck. okay. Most interested in wiwi's backstory. of course. i AM really interested in vyncent's whole deal but i feel like his fucked up knife that possesses him (?????????) is slightly more of a specific thing than backstory. and i DO wanna know howww the jrpg protag isekai'd here but also like. consider... wiwi. also i wanna know if im right & ashe/ashes fucked up demon grimoire r responsible for his mom's death. ALSO I WANNA KNOW WHY MARK'S A LIZARD GUY.

FAVORITE MOMENTS SO FAR.... i LOVED the spirit world shit it was all so cinematic it was so lovely. usually im dogshit at like, visualizing descriptions in my head? but all of that was very much oh, yeah for sure, ive seen this cartoon! i know whats happening! that whole episode went hard as fuck. can't believe we got vyncent with a gun ashe going holy shit why am i fucking doing this imgonnadie william having a horrifying crisis over eating a fucking soul & dakota getting murked in one episode. & mal is just. on just. such a different level such a different world from Anything else they've experienced. its so good.

also i still really love the winding-down end of that amalgam island ep (5?) where they r exhausted & coming off so many huge emotions & stress & stuff & tide arrives.... that's really the scene that fucking hooked me i think. going ohhh yeah theyre just fucking kids and everyone at this table Knows theyre kids in a world where people will just fucking kill you. like,, yeah, it WOULD be fucked up if you were seventeen and ran into an island full of horrifying human and animal experimentation & abuse!! and theyre not playing it as a motw adventure where its just sillygoofy? ok. ok!! maybe these guys know where theyre taking it. like i can count on one hand maybe the amount of times ive been like "yeah im sure whatever the creators do will be good they've always done good & thoughtful work. i don't have to continually be delegating brain space to how im dissatisfied with this story." so i guess. i just like the show a lot!!

what am i most interested in about the world... ohhh man i love cape worldbuilding it's maybe like one of my favorite things. so i guess i'm interested in All of It?? in an overall probably-wont-be-answered-because-its-not-that-genre way i'd love 2 know what religion looks like in a world where JESUS IS A TRADEMARKED SUPERHERO & kids can come back from the dead. id love 2 know more ab the dynamic btwn politics & the cape world here thats always interesting? i really enjoy the approach they took 2 the kid heroes in the beginning, as in: these guys are literally still students they are not Supposed to be doing big hero shit. theyre not supposed to be doing teen titans or x-men shit & it is in fact a massive massive fuckup on their guardian's part when they Are in those positions. i'm a big fan of that i like it a lot more than the alternative. (unless yr like in a world like parahumans where there Is a narrative & in-universe reason why child & teen cape teams exist)

what villains am i most afraid of....... ok i kind of feel like being afraid of mal is like, being afraid of hurricanes or something. like sure i can be nervous about him but i can't fucking do anything if he's coming this way. so it's better i think to not think about it until it comes up & then pray. so i guess i AM really concerned about the overlord stuff. i dont know where it's gonna go but i know it'll be nowhere good & i know it'll end up getting people hurt. so.!!!!!!

[anachronistic-falsehood]

EPISODE 14 TRIVIA:

- the reason vyncent wanted to eavesdrop so badly is because condi got REALLY PARANOID ABOUT WAVELENGTH

- "hey also? the fact that he can erase memories apparently is SO BAD" "you know what i dont even think ashe knew he could do that so now hes gonna be questioning his WHOLE LIFE"

- that day dakota was so distracted thinking about doug that grizzly kept saying no to perception checks- those checks were to notice summer! she was following him all that day :]

- yakko: my theory for the end of prime defenders is vyncent at home with his family so peaceful and happy and then two men in suits show up and say "we're here to collect" and its the IRS coming to arrest him for all of his unpaid credit card debt

- yakko: yknow bizly asked me one day "hey do you wanna join our fun campaign about teenagers with super powers going to high school" and now im in it and just horrible things are happening to these characters wtf man

- re: the convo with tide: hey why does the guy whos supposed to know whats going on *not* know whats going on? why doesnt he know where the prime force is?

- dakota telling le frog he had a dream about him was actually a reference to the first what if episode where they got trapped on harttowa island and turned into animals (le frog was. an actual frog)

- le frog was put in this episode to point out the stark contrast between mal and the other villains theyve faced so far (and its REALLY FUNNY that he thinks hes their greatest nemesis)

- and then they went on like a 5 minute conversation joking about "influencer le frog"

- condi wants to go scuba diving in the dead zone. im only including this because thats such a mecore thing to say. i also want to do that

- one of their prevailing theories is that the reason wavelength was being so suspicious about talking to ashe (mentioning recording and keeping an eye on things etc etc) is because they think his mom is dead and they want to find her in the spirit world to bring her back . to which bizly starts talking about spirit world mechanics "once a person dies, their spirit leaves their physical body. if theres no physical body i dont think you can actually

-> "oh, like in fullmetal alchemist" "okay the ONE LESSON in fullmetal alchemist is that they SHOULDNT BRING THEIR MOM BACK"

oh my god i didn't even think about what ashe would think of his dad being able to erase memories. yeah ofc you would start second guessing ur entire life. holy shit

I LOVE LE FROG. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. THE VILLAIN OF ALL TIME ACTUALLY. FUCK EVERYONE ELSE I WANT FORTY EPISODES OF THE PRIME DEFENDERS FIGHTING LE FROG. I WANT MORE LE FROG CAN WE HAVE MORE LE FROG

[uniquezombiedestiny]

bunch of drawings i slowly made in one canvas. + writing bc if i dont comment on every drawing i will die. and you wont stop me

[starkeaton]

the adventure zone: graduation character list

Well, i accidentally deleted the original graduation character list post, so here i am making another one. Oops. And as always, if anyone has important details i should add then feel free to suggest them!

Here are all the characters introduced in episodes 1-25. Named characters only!

Also i can’t hide spoilers! So, um..... I can’t put spoilers on this one. If you need the version with spoilers try this version of the post that i made on the adventure zone subreddit but youre not missing out on much.

# -EPISODE 1- (19 characters)

Hieronymous Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Hero/Villain school. at least 400 years old. wears shining blue armor with gold accents. also an elf. according to Tomas, he led the charge at the "battle of blood valley", brought the Kingdoms of Rickart and Dawnbreak to a peace treaty, and founded the school. a little boastful, a little prideful, [SPOILERS OMITTED], and overall a pretty good dude.

Higglemas Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Sidekick/Henchperson annex, cranky old elf. has a dog named hero who shows no signs of anything strange at all, ever. 

Gary (he/him): friendly room gargoyle. pseudo-hivemind.

Groundsy (he/him): the groundskeeper. a pretty nice fellow. don't go in his shed.

Hernandez (he/him): beautiful centaur professor of animal handling.

Jimson (he/him): human battlegrounds trainer for sidekicks/henchpeople, world famous featherweight champion, wields a staff. married to crushman.

Crushman (he/him): silver dragonborn with a sickle, and self-described beefy boy! heavyweight blood champion married to jimson. never lost a match for 8 years. full name Frostus Crushman.

Rolandus Fontaine (he/him): former prince, son of deposed king, kind of an asshole, maybe. wears a cape (important detail)

Zana (she/her): "terrifying" tiefling villain sorcerer, friend of rolandus. barkept the test tavern in ep2

Rhodes (she/her): hero ranger, friend of rolandus.

Buckminster Eden (he/him): hero guy. son of "The Iron Lord". their dad is stronger than rolandus's dad. his wiki page says rogue so i think hes a rogue? i never caught that and ive listened more times than i wish i did

Leon (he/him): softspoken buff, bald "fighter" (although i dont remember any clarification on how exactly he fights), sidekick of buckminster, around 28. anyone else keep forgetting he's bald? i keep forgetting it. >!gets sorta-drafted into becoming a falcon for higglemas and so far hasn't done much else.!<

Rainer Michelle (she/her): cheerful villainous necromancer with a floating chair. also, her name is pronounced "rainier" despite not being confirmed as such? travis ships her with fitzroy.

Tomas (he/him): human man with "kind eyes" and a good (psychic???) memory. guidance counselor.

Stewart LeBoeuf (he/him): brawny human man. serves food. there is no joke here, i promise

Mulligan (he/him): teaches potions. mentioned but doesn't appear yet. and we're like 25 episodes in. maybe we'll see him someday

Germaine, Victoria, Rattles (he/him,she/her,???/???): Skeleton crew. They live in the training room i guess, and as a result can never die, because "no one dies in the training room!" (note: someone now HAS to die in the training room). also their races are never explicitly stated but i guess they're probably human? in episode 3 travis brings up something about how many bones are in "the human body" and at this point i think i'm looking too deep into this so i'll just forget about it and you probably should too.

# -EPISODE 2- (9 characters)

Riveau (he/him): halfling, blame-taking teacher.

Mimi (they/them): gnome sidekick who builds cool robot prosthetics

Bartholemus (he/him): owl aarakocra accountant teacher, known for being the best accountant in the land and having a face some might describe as "smoochable". very pro capitalist :’( hope he gets better

Ramos (she/her): goliath teacher of shieldwork. *

Dip (she/her): sidekick, half-orc twin of pip

Pip (she/her): hero, half-orc twin of dip

Festo (they/them): fairy with "beautiful gossamer wings", independent study teacher of magic, loves to party

Snippers (he/him?): Let me tell you my story about Snippers the magic crab. When Travis gave the list of animals that Griffin could choose as Fitzroy's familiar's current form, he listed crab near the start, and this gave me excitement. Now i knew that crab was pretty unlikely but god i hoped that he would choose it. When the list went on- Bat, Cat, Crab, Frog, Hawk, Lizard, Owl, Poisonous Snake, Fish, Rat, Raven, Seahorse, Spider or Weasel- I nearly lost hope. I was hoping so hard that Griffin would choose the crab, but i was ready to accept a non-crab familiar. It was just buried in that list. It wasn't the most useful animal and it was an obscure pick. And as Travis informed him that it didn't have to keep the form for the whole campaign, Griffin said those five words i wanted to hear so, so badly. "Well then it's a crab." Folks, I do not often react physically when something happens in media. But in that moment, i remember very clearly, i fist-pumped and yelled, "YES!!!!!!"

so anyway, Fitzroy has a crab.

Jackle (he/him): kenku teacher of sneakery. creepy dude. apparently knows something about argo? also his name is not spelled "jackal" for some reason. Also in later episodes theyve started calling him "The Jackle" for some reason??? *

# -EPISODE 3- (1 character)

Dakota (they/them): tavern instructor, clad in black/red leather. no race stated? probably human. *

# -EPISODE 4- (6 characters)

Gerry & Tom (she/her, he/him): shopkeepers at barns and nobles who seem to have very bad names. also constantly competing for customers? these guys got dropped faster than the heathcliff quests, which is honestly just sad.

Barb (she/her): the bartender. runs Springs Eternal in Last Hope. has a sweet seeing-eye hawk familiar. 

Jaryd Reginald (he/him): owner of Reginald Ore. Wants the workers to be held responsible for the damage caused by the xorn. (fun fact: originally i wrote down "Jerrod" because i wanted it to sound like a fantasy name, then realized it was probably "Jared" because theyre named after listeners, but i was pleased to find it confirmed that it's actually "Jaryd")

Candice (she/her): A Miner. thought those werent allowed in bars but, i guess not. Wants the mine owner to be held responsible for the xorn's damage.

Jade Johnson Esq. (she/her): lawyer.

# -EPISODE 5- (1 character)

Xorn: a big hungry gem eating guy from the plane of earth Low-Down Deep with 3 arms and 3 legs. why did travis just say "multi-armed" instead of specifying it was 3? who knows! Anyway it leaves

# -EPISODE 6- (3 characters)

Osric (he/him): the man, the myth, the bursar. finally shows up after being mentioned in episodes 2 and 4. he's an elf. 

breeze through the willows (she/her): Pegasus attacked by demons, lost her parents. introduced in ep1 but gets a name here so fuck it. also in ep>!16!< we find out shes a "white arabian pegasus" and i dont think thats a spoiler bc we shouldve really known it from the beginning

Sabor (he/him): Librarian/research teacher. also a TORTLE. Really good at recalling stuff, i guess. kinda reminds me of Tomas's memory thing but i'm sure that's just a coincidence... *

# -EPISODE 7- (1 character)

Mosh (he/him): The goliath blacksmith who welcomes argo into the unbroken chain. Also, and this is specific to the tumblr version of this post, all the characters with an * at the end of their descriptions are also members of the unbroken chain. if someone knows how to do spoilers on tumblr please tell me

# -EPISODE 8-

:)

# -EPISODE 9- (2 characters)

Eeiïäá#æ&éñn (pronounced like "Ian") (he/him?): an imp but without a shitty voice. also happens to not be violent. what a coincidence?

Terence (he/him): a chain devil with a real demonic name. minor boss of the imps. very convincing and very threatening. has the frightening ability to make you zone out during his fight

# -EPISODE 10- (2 characters)

Althea Song (she/her): elf with autumn-orange hair. representative from heroic oversight guild. i'd like to personally thank travis for spelling her name out.

Crabtree (she/her): Artificing teacher. Long gray hair with a long grey beard. no mentioned race, one might guess dwarf but that would be an assumption i suppose. also unbroken chain member, presumably the dwarf argo didn't recognize in episode 7.

# -EPISODE 11- (3 characters)

Marie (she/her): Grey-haired elf woman. She's the school's physician, i guess. Member of the unbroken chain.

Dendra Maplecourt (she/her): Fitzroy's mom. Has hot mint gum, i guess. She was mentioned earlier but i wasn't convinced she was a real person until this episode

Cool Gary (he/him): AYY ITS ME GARYR

# -EPISODE 12-

no new characters again!

# -EPISODE 13- (7 characters hhhyyyuu)

Kale (???/???): Head of the Placement Department, in charge of real world assignments. First mentioned in Ep4 but i missed that the last few times bc it is so brief. Gives exposition about missions i guess????? is that the only reason this chara cter exists

satyr thief (unnamed) (he/him): tries to rob thundermen, dies instantly

Ogre (he/him): teamed up with the satyr. his name is ogre.

Moon (he/him): A Sidekick. small pale sullen guy. no mentioned race. Why is there another FUCKING sidekick WE HAD ENOUGH hhhyuuuuuu

Deanna (she/her): A bigoted centaur with an obnoxious voice. Malwin the Strong's second in command.

Malwin the Strong (she/her): Leader of the centaurs of the scarlet woods. Wants to appease the spirit of the scarlet woods so that thecentaurs of the scarlet woods will be protected in the scarlet woods. Had a relationship with Arturas in the past but their clashes are currently known to get pretty heated.

Arturas (he/him): Leader of the Centaurs of the Valley, i guess. Had a relationship with Malwin. Centaur. Did i mention centaur? i cant think of anything else about this character

# -EPISODE 14- (2 characters)

Calhain (he/him): Human wizard, Malwin's magical advisor. Kind of an amateur wizard in a job high above his skill level. Graduated Wigginstaff's as a hero.

Spirit of the Scarlet Woods: A spirit who requires sacrifice in order to keep Malwin's herd safe and prosperous. Not keen on dubiously canonical combos, i guess. i wouldnt be either. also apparently the sacrifice depends on personal value, not how much value it has to the spirit.

# -EPISODE 15- (2 characters)

Sylvia Nite (she/her): Fitzroy's magic theory teacher at knight night school, who he turned into a catfish by accident. oops!

Chaos (they/them, maybe more): Presumably a deity, gave Fitz his powers and wants him to give in to his chaotic desires. (physical desc: 9 foot tall, iridescent 'mother of pearl' skin, pure white eyes, fine burgundy cloak with gold/onyx lining. their physical form beyond that seems to change every time they show up.)

# -EPISODE 16-

none -w-

# -EPISODE 17-

some demins happened. the big dudes are called "Pit Fiends" and the armored demon ladies are called "Erinyes", by the way. that was incredibly hard for me to figure out the first time, especially without headphones, i thought travis was saying "pig feet" and i just could not discern what the other things were

# -EPISODE 18- (6 characters)

snow on the mountain: shire horse pegasus

storm at sea: peruvian paso pegasus, vehement defender of The Guardian. doesn't have a goofy voice.. but he could have....

thaw of the spring: a winged horse

night of no clouds: a winged hhorse

The Guardian: "An ancient and powerful being that guards the unknown forest." Has protected the flock from demons for many many years. apparently is the voice that was talking to our firbolg in episode 1?

Grey, the Demon Prince (he/him): wants to cause a war, originally wanted to kill hiero and higgs, forces the heroes to build an army to fight his. As "Fauxronimous", he has skin the *color and pattern of* (but not necessarily made of) slate splashed with liquid, pointed ears, sharp teeth, shining eyes, horns of unspecified shape. 12 fucking feet tall. wonder if the slate-looking skin is related to garys. plot twist detected? Also i recently looked at the episode descriptions and found out his name is spelled "Gray", but really does it truly matter?

# -EPISODE 19- (2 characters)

Shabree Keene (she/her): Argo's mom, killed on the Mariah, possibly by the Commodore. Long auburn hair, green eyes. Mentioned earlier but described here, so fuck it.

**Thomas** (he/him): Argo's first mate on the Mariah, as the Kraken, in his chaos-dream. may or may not actually exist.

# -EPISODE 20- (1 character)

The Commodore (he/him): Reknowned hero of the seas, military regalia, great naval hero, presumably responsible for the death of Shabree Keene. No mentioned race. Seriously, they never mention this guy's race. The only thing described about him is how he's dressed and his evil smile. Does that mean he's human? Elf? Dwarf??? Who knows! maybe it just doesnt matter. 

# -EPISODE 21-

none

# -EPISODE 22-

not any of them. not any.

# -EPISODE 23- (1 character)

Ozymondelius (sp???) (it/its): A warforged teacher who just so happens to like war or something? i guess its in the name. only mentioned in this episode, doesnt show up yet.

# -EPISODE 24-

they have a fight in the training room but nobody dies :\\ maybe next time. also no new characters. pog

# -EPISODE 25- (4 characters)

Gherkin (he/him): Tall lankier skeleton, has a scimitar and a merkin, which is a pubic wig... and he wears a jerkin? which i guess is a kind of coat? also i think hes mute 

Tibia (she/her?) : Shorter skeleton with gold teeth, and long canines. i think both of the skeletons are mute actually.

The Lich King aka Gordy (he/him): Rainer's dad. Commands armies of the undead. lives in The Crypt. described as a hooded, skull-faced man with intricate black lines on his face, but changes to a shaved-head man with dark skin and vetiligo. Abandoned as a babby, raised by traveling parents, had necromancy powers, took Rainier in. Not actually very scary at all i don't know why he did the creepy laugh. Kind of a warm fatherly figure actually. hm. also people are speculating Gordy might be short for Gordita and his parents are maybe supposed to be lup and barry but THAT S JUST A THEORY.

our firbolg's father (he/him): A firbolg who lived by the code and was there when our firbolg was banished. Came to respect our firbolg's interest in a new way of life, in his final moments.

TOTAL: 72 NPCS! (well, including 2 extra PCs, i guess.)

Average: 2.88 NPCs per episode.

i was gonna not include the bone-PCs and have it be 69 but our firbolg's dad was just too important to not respect with a spot on the list.

anyway as always make sure to smack me with a blunt object if i forgot any characters!!!!!

[old-blog567]

Clover’s intro:

Heehoo hello! I’m Clover DiLuna, host of the Wayward Tides System! Those outside of the Alterhuman and pagan/witchcraft communities may know me as Dakota. I am a succubus/incubus (or x-cubus as I like to say) extranth, and a walk-in. The original went dormant in the early days of just me and them in the body, so I lived most my life that I can remember as a singlet. My pronouns are they/them, it/its, and he/him. I’m also bi/pansexual.

I am also Otherkin! My kintypes are ice dragon-wolf, black cat, mermaid, sabertooth-cat, Dunsparce (Pokémon), and Absol (Pokémon). My kintypes are spiritual in origin, comping from past incarnations, although I do feel like there’s psychological influence that makes my identities as a cat and mermaid stronger than they would be.

I am other-hearted, my heart-types are felidae-hearted, wolf-hearted, and dragon-hearted. I also am an otherlinker, my linktype is a cryptid I created. I consider myself a vampire as I need to feed on energy, whether it be from sexual energy (preferred), blood, romantic or platonic affection, or elemental energy from precipitation.

I’m an eclectic pagan and I practice witchcraft. My path is primarily Draconic and Draconian in nature, I work with dragons and I work with the draconian pantheon and follow their teachings. I also sometimes work with the Etruscan and Egyptian pantheons, and I’m not against working with others if the occasion calls for it. I also work with demons, fae, and all sorts of mythical beings and animal spirits. I primarily practice Blood magick, Candle magick, Fire magick, Spell Jar making, and Herbalism, but I tend to dabble as I see fit. I am an empath, clairaudient, and clairvoyant (like in the see stuff way, not really the future way although thats happened a couple times I think).

Aliases: Clover The Dragon-Wolfie, Cloverclaw, Clover The Wolfie

This post will be updated over time

[underabr0kensky]

Fuck you I’m not picking numbers I’m doing all of them

1. selfie: I’ll take one later, I look kinda bad right now. 2. what would you name your future kids? I don’t particularly want kids, but if I had a daughter I’d want to name her Rachel. 3. do you miss anyone? Yes. Holy fucking shit goddamn yes. 4. what are you looking forward to? Getting drunk, getting a fucking new phone, and seeing her. 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? Yes, she makes me smile more than I have in a while. 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? Yeah, extremely. 7. what was your life like last year? It was the worst year of my life. I hit rock bottom. It was shit and I don’t want to go back. 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? Yeah, when I was younger over certain video games. Dragon Ball Z: Legendary Super Warriors made me break a Gameboy. 9. who did you last see in person? Uhh. My step-sis. 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? Nah, not usually. Especially if they’re extreme. 11. are you listening to music right now? Just the background noise while my PS4 eternally updates. 12. what is something you want right now? Her. Fucking badly. 13. how do you feel right now? Hungry, slightly annoyed, and extremely frisky. 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? I’m not sure. It’s been a bit. 15. personality description: I’m open-minded, opinionated, I joke around a lot, and I try to help everyone. 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? Yeah, many times. 17. opinion on insecurities: They are nothing to be ashamed of, just don’t let them fuck up your relationships. 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? Hell fucking no I don’t. 19. have you ever been to New York? Yeah, I miss Manhattan. They had a Reese’s Cup there the size of my head. 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? I can’t pick a favorite song. I don’t think I have one. 21. age and birthday? 24, and October 16th. Read my about me you lazy fuck 22. description of crush: Ozge. 23. fear(s): Spiders, needles, heartbreak/being alone, getting old. 24. height: 6′ 25. role model: Honestly, I don’t really have any. I just try to live the way I know I’d like to see other people live. 26. idol(s): James Hetfield comes to mind. But I don’t really have “idols”. 27. things i hate: Being so fucking far away from her, my fucking phone, Windows fucking 10, and my job. 28. i’ll love you if…your name starts with “O”, ends with “E,” and isn’t pronounced the way it looks. 29. favourite film(s): Goodfellas, 300, Casino, Hesher, LotR, The Hobbit films, Legend, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, School of Rock, Wind Chill, The Monster, Titanic, Her, Good Will Hunting, I could go on for a while. I love films. 30. favourite tv show(s): House M.D., Criminal Minds, Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares, Luther, Dr. Who, Firefly. 31. 3 random facts: I can curl my tongue and it helps me play harmonica, I hate wearing long-sleeved shirts, and I don’t really use any condiments on my food. 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? Girls, usually. Most guys I meet are the alpha macho “FUCK YEAH LET’S GET WASTED AND PICK UP CHICKS” type that I hate. 33. something you want to learn: There are several things. I want to learn to play the violin, sitar, drums, shamisen, and dobro to name a few things. I also want to learn Italian, Spanish, German, and French. 34. most embarrassing moment: When I tried to dance with my crush in like the 4th grade. Holy fuck, the horror. 35. favourite subject: Science. Specifically biology. 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? I want to move out of the country, I want to make a career with music, and I want to have a happy relationship. 37. favourite actor/actress: RDJ, Johnny Depp, Emma Watson, Leo DiCaprio. 38. favourite comedian(s): Katt Williams and Dane Cook. 39. favourite sport(s): Boxing and football. 40. favourite memory: My trip to South Dakota. 41. relationship status: Single-ish, but definitely talking to someone and definitely not interested in anyone else. 42. favourite book(s): WoT, Bag of Bones, pretty much anything by Stephen King, John Saul, John Grisham, or Michael Crichton, the Harry Potter books, The Great Gatsby, Dracula, Moby Dick. 43. favourite song ever: I told you I don’t have one, you dick. 44. age you get mistaken for: Like 19 or 20. I look a lot younger than I am. 45. how you found out about your idol: I said I don’t really have idols, you twat. Read. 46. what my last text message says: I have no idea because MY PHONE IS A FUCKING BRICK GODDAMN IT 47. turn ons: Someone who is passionate and romantic. Physically: Slapping, choking, biting, feet, hair-pulling, scratching, moaning, slow tongue kissing, someone wrapping their legs around me, mutual masturbation, etc. 48. turn offs: Immaturity, disloyalty, fake people. 49. where i want to be right now: In Germany, in her room, on her bed, in her arms. 50. favourite picture of your idol: Holy fucking shit, just Google James Hetfield and stop asking me about my idol you motherfucker. 51. starsign: Libra. 52. something i’m talented at: Guitar. 53. 5 things that make me happy: Music, food, stormy weather, not having to go to work, and Ozge. 54. something thats worrying me at the moment: My phone being fucked all night. I don’t like not being able to contact people/be contacted, sometimes my friends need me and not everyone uses Facebook. 55. tumblr friends: Like I’m gonna tell you their names, but I have made five close ones. Well okay one of them is Ozge. I wouldn’t just say she’s a tumblr friend. Or even just a friend. 56. favourite food(s): Anything Italian, chicken nachos, chicken and dumplings, chicken fried steak, pancakes and bacon, oatmeal and raisins and bacon, ham, green beans, green beans with ham/bacon, corn, chocolate. 57. favourite animal(s): Cat, snake, fox, red panda, bear, penguin, turtle, lizard, any reptiles or amphibians really. 58. description of my best friend: He is a drummer. With short hair. And glasses. 59. why i joined tumblr: My friend told me I should. I’m so glad I did. 60. ask me anything you want: You are a survey. I can’t. Fool.