#thats so fucking british

[inhidingxoxo3637]

I can only assume when Rory Skinner was born his mum conked out and his dad (a bike mechanic) wrote Rory on the birth certificate before anyone could stop him

[normalaboutorcas908]

yknow I really didn't think it was possible to make me angrier at JK Rowling but then I found out she wrote a book abt an autistic person being sucked into a cult (that's totally not an analogy for trans people what you talking abt) because they just can't possibly know what's good for them, they need their fathers to come and hire private investigators to get them out of a cult. And in the book autistic people are referred to by the r slur and called "a bit simple".

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate this paternalistic, honeyed head-patting, self-righteous, hate-driven HAG of a woman more than I did but fuck me here we are.

[tsunami-gem-guardian]

Hey, don’t cry. 176 flight rising players out of 683167 decided to live in Cinderslag.

[un-local]

Free my man Larian. His unhinged swagless demeanor has captivated me 🖤

1hr-ish quickie since I haven't drawn in like a month.

[petra-dot-png]

LETS GO BLONDE PUNK AUSTRALIAN WOMEN!!!!!!!!

[allgremlinart]

Yankee as an overseas American insult is always wildly different levels of effective because one half of the country will be like "fuck yes Derek Jeter" and the other half. well they WILL be deeply insulted probably. if they care about that sort of stuff

[pseudophan]

honestly they were disrespectful to themselves. they let it get completely out of hand for a MONTH. the palace did this to themselves

yeah... look nobody will get me to agree with people being like 'conspiracy theorists have gone too far' 'you've all been disrespectful towards catherine' 'there was never a reason for any of this' 'you should be ashamed for what you said' etc etc etc. because like... first of all, again, i hold zero respect for these people. why the fuck should i. but even if i did... it's their own fucking fault???? the fuck?????? lmao?????????? literally only a handful of people gave a fuck until that doctored photo. and then they just kept making it worse. and i'm sorry but i actually don't think they're entitled to their privacy when their entire job is pr and they're blatantly lying in all their pr shit like ? what else are you good for lol. but then that also makes me angry because as much as i don't like kate for several reasons i'm still a bit genuinely offended at her behalf for how they've handled all this shit.. like making her take the blame for the photoshop (i hope for her sake it was her own idea, because otherwise........), having her appear alone in the video announcing her cancer (why tf isn't william there when she's talking about how he's by her side lmao), the general just lack of giving a fuck about anything whilst the world went wild theorising about her.... i can't tell whether she's taking the fall to cover for something else or if they're just all absolute assholes ?? again like. i don't like kate middleton. for many reasons. but i like william and charles a whole lot less and it's infuriating that they're making me feel like she's been wronged lmao

[doloneia]

so this is how the palladium heist went right

[gayspock]

said with no offence whenevr people are near me i get scared i get so emo all the time being so impossibly far away from most but then when someones like im literally british im living in your garden as well im like shaking like a chiwawa. w eneed at least a urinal ebtween us when we piss you know. sorry i also know its not spelled like that but i have been thinking about the concept of a wawa ever since someone told me about it. i love it when people are like im going to the wawa thats not real

[devotedlystrangewizard]

the school arc to me is so good because it drags ciel out of his position as a powerful figure and literally places him in the shoes of the person he could have been. the circus arc ALSO drags him out of his position as big bad queens watch dog/head of the phantomhive estate but the school arc feels like a mockery of a future that never was. this is what he could have been had his parents not died. and even then its NOT because he will never be that kid.

he never was.

[eternallovers65]

Imagine being groomed to be a queen your whole life only for then to discover a cancer, and your bald husband is cheating on you with an ugly woman. I'd kill Charles, Camila and William in a second.

[bruciemilf]

one thing about me I'll obsess over the mid loser if he's blonde and nonchalant

[gingerbreadmonsters]

if i get one (1) comment, ONE SINGLE COMMENT about making a listener character say 'biscuits' instead of 'cookies' in this next one, i swear to GOD you will never have seen anyone delete their blog as fast as i will

[ei-mugi]

one time i was talking to my american online friends about stuff and i was like "haha yeah people always say i look ambiguously european but cant place what i am specifically" and they were like "i dont think europeans have a look though." what do you mean. you dont believe different ethnic features exist...?

[www-pinkhearse]

I’m sorry

[theprincesshenry]

George is being a bitch, but what's new.

Like, BE HAPPY FOR YOUR TEAM MATE. FOR ONCE. George always benefits from safety cars and never feels sorry for whoever. But today, he said "fuck" when he got the news Lewis had good luck with the SC (first time in fucking 2 years) and then he goes to be interviewed and said this

Yea, piastri was great, the update helped his pace and he had an amazing race. But Lewis also worked so hard to go p3 with that shitty ass car and George can't bother to be happy for him

I understand it's his home race too, but like, BE HAPPY bitch.

Lewis screwed up his 2022, his Championship, his pace, everything to give an opportunity for George to have a great first year at Mercedes. Mercedes literally said "fuck" to Lewis' opinions over the 2023 car because of 2022 Interlagos... And George CANT BE HAPPY FOR HIM ONCE

Lewis ALWAYS congratulate George. Always. Lewis ALWAYS is happy for everyone (Lando I'm side eyeing you cause you pulled the same BS, but at least piastri IS your team mate), he always is there for everyone. But not even his team mate can be happy for him.

I hate everyone. That's why I'm here only for Lewis.