#thats the fucking devil talking tho

[yardsards]

i swear spotify wrapped is just an extremely successful ad campaign

[haemosexuality]

most of the schools i went to were catholic to its rlly surprising that i never had any type of religion class. it didnt actually affect anything other than us being made to stand in line and pray before class (and also sing the national anthem) but like you could just, Not do that and be chill

[rainbowgod666]

One day im gonna be in a PM seymour video and hes gonna be like "heres Alex. He named his One And Only OC (which is a self insert to the point that his lore is "self insert") after him. He claimed dr bright and betty glitchtale after he heard what their authors did. Pretty sure he has an army of transgender tweens/teens who probably know guns more than they know maths. For some reason hes shaped like an alternate but he purrs like a cat. 90% sure the only reason he wants to learn about computers is so he can delete all the money off accounts of problematic people. Hes very nice but yeah if it wasnt for his parents teachings he would have already killed someone in a comically gruesome way."

And i genuinely have no idea wtf to do with that

[xaenhypen]

♡TOUCH STARVED♡

MDNI AOC+

Aoc= Age of concent (legal age to have sex)

Jay

♪→ A LITTLE DEATH- The neighborhood

Pairing: Nonidol!Jay(22) x Nonidol!reader (20,FMBR)

Warnings: smut, sexual talk, swearing

Summary: you and Jay had been dating for 6 months but you still haven’t had sex. Something you were starting to go insane for. Turns out he wasn’t as innocent as ha claims he is. Vanilla sex

Jay tickled me as i was kicking my feet tryna make him stop.

“JAY”

“STOP”

I was laughing. Little did he know how needy i had been today. All the stress at work and being touch starved. Me and Jay haven’t had sex yet. Even tho we have been in a relationship for over 6 months. Yeah we had kissed, made out ect, but we didn’t have sex. I was starting to think he was a douche bag at 15 hit in the nuts so hard he was inable to have sex without it giving him traumatic flashbacks. It slightly annoyed me. He was all “innocent” and shit. But i know damn well that isn’t true cause i caught him jacking off in his room thinking i wasn’t home yet. But i didn’t confront him.

Jay finally stopped ticking me, and i took the chance to flip him over and get on top of him. His expression was surprised with a hint of confusion. I gave him a quick peck. He blushed slightly.

“I want another one” he said

I did, i bent down and kissed him a little longer but was caught off guard when he grabbed my hips and flipped me over so that i was under him. I blushed. He smiled as he looked into my eyes, his hand moved up to move some strands of hair out of my face.

“You’re beautiful you know that right?” He said

“Thank you” i said smiling back at him. He moved a little, i felt his leg between my thighs pressing slightly tho i don’t think he realized himself. Not thinking my body automatically pressed me closer for more pressure. Luckily he didn’t notice. I dragged him down moving my mouth to his, i kissed him slowly and he kissed me back. Our mouths was moving against each others. I slowly moved my hips up and down his leg. He stopped and backed away from me. I looked away. He looked at me surprised but something in his eyes changed, something I hadn’t seen before.

“What do you think you’re doing?” He said slowly as he placed one hand beside my head and the other one moved me to face him.

“I-i uhh” I could feel my face turning crimson red. I was so embarrassed.

“Hmm? Love” he said as his eyes stared into mine while his thumb caressed my cheek gently. “Tell me.. is there something you want from me?” He asked again his voice slightly lower.

“Hah… no?” I acted clueless i moved up the bed trying to sit up but Jay grabbed my hips pulling me under him again. My heart was beating so fast i thought it might explode and leak blood throughout my whole body. Not that i think thats possible, put right now that feels very possible.

“Where do you think you’re going? awnser me love” his hand moving up the side of my body, while his other was pinning one of my hands to the side of me head. “N-nowhere” i felt his hand move under my shirt gently sliding over my bare stomach making me shiver.

“What are you doing Jay?” I ask him.

“Moving my body against yours, just like you were doing with me.” His hand moved down to my lower abdomen tracing my sweatpants. My body was feeling his every touch. “Now tell me, what do you want love” he repeats slightly thugging at my pants.

“I-i you know.. that” i say whispering the last part. “Hm?” He says as if he didn’t hear me. “You know what i mean” i say slightly frustrated. “No.. explain to me what you want.. or show me.” Jay said looking into my eyes. “Sex..” i whispered. “Hm?” He hums again as his hand moves up my neck. “Sex” i say a little louder. “I didn’t hear that.” Jay says as he brushes his thumb over my bottom lip. I become more frustrated. “SEX. I want to have sex, fuck, sleep together, make love, devils tango, woohoo, shack or whatever you wanna call it!” I blurt out. I clasp over my mouth realizing what i just said.

“Fuck” Jay says. “I have been waiting for this” jay says before leaning down kissing me intensely. I was caught off guard by his kiss but i kissed him back. The careful kisses got more and more intense. His mouth traced my jawline and i let out a hard breath. Between his kisses he whispered how much he loves me. His hands interfered with mine as he moved down my body. At this point our shirts were on the floor. He placed wet kisses on my lower abdomen and i gasped.

His fingers hooked under my sweatpants pulling them off completely. His index finger moved over my underwear making me shiver, before he kissed my sweet-spot through my panties. I swear i was floating, all this time longing for his touch and i finally got it.

“Please, touch me. I want you to touch me” i arched my back so that i came closer to him. “Sure, love” Jay says smirking, he proceeds to pull my underwear off and spreading my thighs with his hans. He bent down and i could feel his breath on my clit. I want him. I need him. My eyes fluttered the second i felt his tounge on my core. Before i knew it he was moving his fingers in and out of me while eating me out. It felt amazing. I could do this forever. “So good” i let out a breathy moan. I was about to fall over the edge but he stopped making me cry out in dissatisfaction.

“Why did you st-“ i was cut off by my own moan as i felt him push into me. When did he even have time to take his pants off? My eyes were looking at his as he moved into me slowly. His breathing was hard and he was sweating. “You feel so fucking good babe” he growled as his pace increased. We both were moaning in pleasure moving our bodies together. I always thought missionary was a boring position but boy i was wrong. I loved it. Seeing his face as he pounds his dick deep into me was fucking hot. I was so close and he hit just the right spot sending me over the edge. My eyes rolled back and i saw stars, my whole body was shaking as he continued to chase his own orgasm. And he caught it, he pushed hard into me as i felt his warm load pouring into me. “I love you” i said breathless as i touched his face. “I love you too baby” jay said as he collapsed onto me.

[josukebrainrot]

Please do more bucci gang headcannons i take anything!

a/n: I just got this and was going to save this for last, but I couldn’t sleep last couple of nights and started thinking all of the general hcs for bucci gang I have . So, here it is !!

WHY DID THIS TURN OUT SO LONG ???!

warnings: sfw and nsfw hcs (will be separated), giorno x mista shipping, light abba x burno and fugo x narancia, mentions of risotto team.

General Bucci Gang Headcanons

sfw

starting with my love for giomis. mista can’t sleep without having some weight on him, and somehow mista can convince giorno to sleep on top of him when they’re together. giorno won’t admit to mista he enjoys it just as much as he does

abbacchio can’t stand white wine. he only likes red and occasionally rose but only on special occasions

fugo’s way of calming down is to bake stuff, i think his favorite to make would be lemon squares for some reason

talking about lemons, despite his name meaning orange, narancia has a skin allergy to citrus fruits. he can eat them but if the juice gets on his skin it will get broken out and all

burno’s love language is remembering his loves one favorite things and giving them gifts related to those out of the blue like its just another tuesday, he will also do the same on special occasions

burno definitely helps abba put his crown thing on everyday

trish, fugo, and giorno definitely have to force mista to have proper hygiene

not saying its bad but it probably only showers once-twice a week and only brushes his teeth when they feel yucky

abbacchio loves soap operas not those crime drama ones he hates those but those dramatic cheesy ones with evil twins and shit

bruno on the other hand loves crime drama ones especially the lifetime movie ones

mista and narancia FYCKING HATE modern day mtv

narancia is somehow the only one of all the men who does in fact use 3 in 1 shampoo

mista used to use 2 in 1 until giorno came along and stopped him

burno has whole skin care routine

narancia hates the smell of axe body spray

it’s really most fragrances but axe is the one he hates the most

mista thought axe body spray was a replacement for showering for awhile

so did abba when he was a cop but thats a whole another can of worms

narancia looks like the type to collect coins and bills from different countries

bruno knows how to make excellent home made pasta, he def learned it from his father

trish makes fugo go shopping with her because she can’t mista and giorno to go in public for something like that

fugo collects different types of bugs specifically butterflies and moths

trish is pompompurin girlie tell me im wrong

mista is the my melody person of the group

btw abba is badtz-maru, narancia is kuromi, bruno is hello kitty, fugo is cinnamoroll, and giorno is keroppi

i know risotto’s group is supposed to hate brunos but i just know abba and prosciutto are friends who got together every couple of mouths to play poker/cards

fugo favorite animal crossing character is marshall

don’t get me started on the other members of the gang favorites

mista, narancia, ans trish definitely would force the others to see the barbie movie

abba sneaks out to see oppenheimer-

nsfw (hopefully this is short)

abba definitely has a dick piercing (idk which one but he does)

mista wants one

mista has collerbone piercings tho

fugo would have a tongue

(why aren’t this nsfw bc abba with a piercing got thinking about the others)

abba definitely uses his stand to replay his partners orgasms

fugos stand has definitely come out/started appearing when he was horny once

if you know of my one piece blog i once talked about how law would definitely use his devil power during sex (he can remove limbs, hearts, switch bodies, and switch places with things with it) same goes to bruno

he’s used his stand power on his partner, unzip their head off and-

fugo is the type to fuck in a library, on multiple occasions

feel like all of them would be into food play

especially fugo and bruno

i know for fact that giorno has asked mista “is that gun in your pants or you happy to see me” and its 50/50 chance of mista having his gun in the front of his pants or not

WHY DOES GIORNO DO THIS I DON’T KNOW ???

i think the whole mista needs to have a weight on him to sleep is also a sexual thing too. I feel like he likes to have his partners on top him when doing the deed 🤷🏻‍♀️

*cough* fugo’s into bondage *cough*

do you think giorno can use his stand powers on cum?

bruno and abba have strong cucking/voyeur vibes. one likes watching the other fuck someonex but its not like bruno is into abba fucking someone, its both of them. both are into seeing the other fuck

hands down, abba is consenting head pusher. he will only push a persons head during a bj if they consent to it

all these mfs are consent kings/queen btw

fugo might be into cnc tho

why am I making fugo the kinkiest

narancia doesn’t get shit, i feel like he would be very asexual in my mind like he makes sexual jokes and all but hes not really into it and all

someone here is into wax play but I don’t know who- well we know fugo probably is but abba maybe

WHY AM I MAKING FUGO THE KINKIEST HES TRAUMATIZED NOT HORNY AH

mistas into biting and face sitting

also collars-

mista biggest no no is car sex because you know-

WAIT- no I think fugo would still be into library sex despite what happened

melone invited abba and bruno to a sex club once

also maybe a strip club

prosciutto and abba kept making bets on who would get fucked up the most, etc

guess who got fucked up the most

[loiswasadevil]

youre such a terrible fucking troll. youve got a lazy backstory, you "dont know" where your money comes from, you dont know what happened to your mom (tbh thats plausible, but unlikely), like youre seriously so bad at this HAHAHA. good run tho. i know you wont answer this bc you cant disprove, but u made me laugh so much. thank u frfr

I'm not a Troll Because JUST BECAUSE I'M FAMILY GUY FAN. I haven't spoken to my mom in over 8 years I don't know what happened to her I don't want any contact with my Family or my past life I don't fucking care what happened to her Because of the way they treated me. I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT UNTIL I BECAME ACTIVE ONLINE, THESE THINGS HAVE NEVER EVER CONCERNED ME AND I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SELF SUFFICIENT, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY MONEY COMES FROM BECAUSE IT DOESNT CONCERN ME AND I HAVE NEVER SUPPORTED THIS CORRUPT SYSTEM, WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT YOURSELF? YOU ARE A COG IN THE MACHINE, I AM THE AIR THAT SURROUNDS SAID MACHINE. I DON'T NEED TO TELL ANYONE ANYTHING ABOUT MY MOTHER, MY FATHER, OR MY BROTHER, I TALK ABOUT MY EXPERIENCES OFF GRID TO SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT THE REALITY OF OFF GRID AND TO HIGHLIGHT THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY GUY IN MY LIFE, BECAUSE FOR OVER 10 YEARS IT WAS ALL I THOUGHT ABOUT. YES FOR MANY YEARS OF MY LIFE CALEB BOUGHT ME FOOD AND GIFTS. I DO KNOW WHERE MY MONEY COMES FROM BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO USE MY CASHAPP CARD BECAUSE IM A FUCKING ADULT TOO, AND I HAVE ANOTHER CARD I USE WHEN IT DOESNT WORK. I KNOW HOW TO PRESERVE FOOD AND I HARDLY EAT AS MUCH AS THE AVERAGE PERSON. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MOM I HOPE SHE IS DEAD AS I DO WITH MY FATHER, I HOPE THEY ARE WATCHING ME EXPERIENCE MY HEAVEN;THEIR HELL EVERY DAY AND THRIVE. I AM THE DEVIL THAT RULES IN THEIR HELL, MY IRONIC PUNISHMENT WAS FUTILE IN THE HANDS OF FATE, BECAUSE I ESCAPED OFF GRID AND YOU WANT TO DENY ME MY HAPPINESS EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW LITTLE OF MY LIFE. I DON'T HAVE A "BACKSTORY" I HAVE PERSONAL STORIES I SHARE WITH MY CLOSEST FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR, I HAVE NEVER EVER MINDED TALKING ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT IS MY DUTY AS AN ABUSE SURVIVOR TO TELL MY STORY. LIKING FAMILY GUY DOESN'T MAKE ME OR ANYONE A TROLL. YOU DON'T CALL SOUTH PARK KIN TROLLS JUST FOR BEING WHO THEY ARE, EVEN THOUGH THOSE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING CHILD PORN LOVING FREAKS. YOU JUST WANT TO HATE ON FAMILY GUY KIN AND BE MY CATALYST AND FUCK YOU FOR THAT. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO "DISPROVE" WHEN NOBODY BELIEVES A STORY THAT I DIDN'T ASK ANYONE TO BELIEVE IN THE FIRST PLACE, MY LIFE ISN'T A STORY FOR YOU TO FLIP THROUGH LIKE SOME MAGAZINE. FAMILY GUY FANS LIVES MATTER AND FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO DIMINISH ME FOR BEING AN ADULT CARTOON FAN/KIN. SORRY NOT SORRY THAT LIFE HAS DELT CARDS IN MY FAVOR, AND I HAVE THE WINNING HAND. I DO NOT HAVE TO DISPROVE ANYTHING, MY LIFE IS MY LIFE AND I CHOOSE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WANT TO SPREAD AWARENESS AND SHOW YOU ALL INSIGHT ABOUT HER DEVILS HEART AND THE PARALLEL HATRED BETWEEN UNIVERSI THAT CORRUPTED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[iho6hi2]

hhoww would the devil's advocate! gang play dress to impress??

OK OK IM SO READY FOR THIS

Y/n: They dont even care about the fucking game fr 💀💀💀💀 they hop on dress to impress and ignore all the themes and once the ratings and reviews start they begin trash talking everyone in the chat. Gives everyone 0 or 1 stars and tells them their fits fucking suck and that they should never leave their house ever again if that's how they dress. Everyone hates them but to y/n thats an even better reaction. Loves pissing people off amd that game is perfect for them.

Natsumi: Always follows the themes diligently but is extremely stingy when it comes to ratings. Someone can put together the best outfit ever and she'd still turn her nose up and find something to complain about. Shes actually so lamee because she literally takes the game so seriously 😭😭 she always tries super hard and genuinely feels upset if she doesn't place in the top 3 and y/n needs to listen to Natsumi being insecure

Endou: He has generally good ideas about fits but is sooo confused and disoriented... He always goes to the wrong sections and gets so overwhelmed to the point his brain malfunctions and the timer runs out and he's left to walk the podium with an incomplete/absurd look... Wjy is his skin green all of a sudden when the theme is Angel 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Always spams the most foolish poses too LIKE YOU CAN DO BACKFLIPS WE GET IT

Gouenji: He's so unbothered ajd puts in minimum effort and even then that's still asking for too much. While everyone else in the lobby is skedaddling across the sections and panicking, he's walking around and is meticulously looking around and commenting to himself like he's live streaming. The craziest part is that he somehow ends up outranking those who try hard and bought the most expensive and fancy clothes. Doesn't gaf about it tho.

Kidou: Uses his black credit card and buys all the best poses and acquires the cutest clothes possible in the game and this means he should be able to win right?? No. He always places dead last and he gets HEATED. he gets HOT because what do you mean he wwasted so much money for nothing. Thinks the game is rigged (sore loser mentality)

Kino: She likes sticking to the basics and generally doesn't experiment much. Follows the themes diligently and her avatar's appearance looks cute and is considered okay, but its not enough to wow the judges and thus, she always places 4th or 5th. Finds the game fun but doesn't like how some players are clearly biased towards their friends especially when their fits are worse than hers

Haruna: Oh god. Everything she puts together is so flashy and bright you'd think she was there to regulate traffic. Completely ignores the themes and does whatever the fuck she wants and always ranks others high. You can have someone with a completely hideous outfit and she would still give them 5 stars. Always cheers on everyone else in the chat and that's also a reason why she does so well in the game. Her outfits might be a little too much but everyone loves her and that gives Haruna bonus points!!

HOPE YOU LIKED IT!!!!

[mistninja]

When you get back online after watching opla PLEASE tell me your thoughts!!

OKAY SO. I have now watched two episodes and i have so much to say (long rambling post ahead, sorry)

Iñaqui is perfect. I was worried that he would not live up to the hype but he does. He captures luffy perfectly and manages to adapt luffy's personality to the new medium / the tone of the show. He is not just copying luffy, if that makes sense. Hes funny and silly and clearly having a great time which is exactly why he is the best possible casting. He just makes me smile so hard (btw my friend said he was his favorite character hehe)

I love Zoro, I wish he would smile more/be sillier but I think his sense of humor in the show works. I hope we see him call out some of his moves eventually, like, Get over youself and be silly!!!! But i love the actor and I loooove the zoro/luffy dynamic so far. I do have to say that i have mixed feelings about the change to Zoro joining the crew, i have always loved the moment when he calls luffy captain at shells town, but whatever its fine

(((Zolu shippers keep winning tho. i went insane over the "he believes in himself" bit)))

Nami.... im still not sold on the actress, she feels a bit stiff sometimes, but its better than what i was expecting based on the trailers. Not a fan of turning Nami into the "older sister" character :/ but im not surprised that they went with that angle. LOVED to see her fight alongside luffy and zoro, it is something that i wish we could see more of in the manga/anime. I love that they give her a lot more to do and we see her actually lock picks and be a thief! Im hopeful for the rest of the season and cant wait to see how they did Arlong Park. I really enjoyed her scene with Zoro when they are captured by Buggy, again i really miss seeing them interact in the original so it was nice

And that leads us to BUGGY. oh boy. I do like the costuming and his crew looked amazing, but hes too edgy for my taste. Maybe the actor is taking himself too seriously? Idk maybe i should reread the orange town chapters but i dont think buggy was ever this threatening and scary... he still had some goofy moments tho, so im hoping that as the show progresses he will be more like the buggy we know and love. My friend liked him a lot so ig it might have been the right call in order to bring in new fans.

I liked how they changed Alvida! It was totally the best way to handle her character (also, the actress is so hot, no one would have believed it if they called her ugy lol). I dont see why they took away Kobys big moment :/ I think it was a great disservice to his character

So far, I like the way they are condensing the plot. Obviously they would have to cut a lot, so im okay with how they are doing it. Orange Town felt a little rushed to me, but its okay.

LETS TALK ABOUT MR 7 THO. I fucking gasped. Did everyone already know that mr 7 was going to be on this? Cuz i didnt. It was such a good fight and i loved that they added that, they are clearly confident on getting a second season which makes ME more confident too. God i really hope we get Baroque Works.

The sets look amazing, i love the transponder snails SO MUCH, the fights are really cool and the CGI looks so good. The Devil Fruit looked too fake but eh, thats just a nitpick. The costumes are a mixed bag. I know namis orange skirt with the rings on the side is iconic but i think the actress looked silly with that outfit lol.

Okay im done HAHA sorry im going a bit insane. TLDR: I love it, im having a blast, i dont like some details here and there but im extremely positive about the show and cant wait to see the rest :)))) What did you think????

[scalproie]

omg plz do 13, 16, and 25 for the violence ask meme on tekken FWKJFK sorry for so much im just interested to hear ur thoughts!!!

13. worst blorboficiation

Objectively, Lee is the "least evil" mishima and congrats to him for leaving (tho forcefully) that fucked up family and yeah his childhood sucked big time and I have to respect the hustle of him rebranding himself into the funny "excellent" flamboyant guy but GOD he somehow successfully tricked everybody into forgetting that he is also very not a good person. I KNOW we are starving for positive relationships in tekken but he is very much as egoistical and self-interested as the rest of his family, kazuya is his brother only by name only and lee not only doesnt care about him nor their father and he would happily throw him or both of them under the bus to get ahead LIKE HE IS DOING NOW BY WORKING WITH LARS AND JIN AGAINST KAZUYA. Lee could not have inherited raw power from heihachi so he got his manipulativeness, sketchyness and charisma, and lets not talk about how the devil gene is alienating both kaz and jin so there is no way lee could even keep up with that. But if he could I really doubt he would still be regarded as the meme man that he is now. I love lee but I feel like the only person that can see smth sinister lurking under the surface thats funny and approachable and even has friends. Thats not a negative btw I love that about lee but the overly kindness I see from people's interpretation of him sometimes take me out. Hes better, but hes still not good, yknow?

(as for mk im just slipping it there bc its fresh in my head, johnny cage holds the really heavy burden of being the only somewhat comical main character in a sea of dramatic people so he is doomed to be mischaracterized I think. Either hes treated TOO seriously and it feels... wrong in a way I cant explain OR he is subject to comical whorification. But thats just me hating fun I guess.)

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

Heihachi has the worst fucking development in tekken 7 it genuinely makes me insane that some people would enjoy this botched attempt of sympathy toward him, all while making fun of his original reasonning like "haha lions dont push their cubs off cliffs" WE KNOW its a traditional asian misconception that even has a name and it makes sense bc heihachi is old school but also ITS NOOOT ABOUT THE LITERAL LION THING ITS A METAPHOR ITS ABOUT GENERATIONAL TRAUMA AND TOXIC MASCULINITY GNGNHGNH and its BETTER than a hypothetical witch trial that makes NO SENSE bc HEIHACHI YOU THREW THE KID SAYING THAT IF HE SURVIVED, HE HAD THE EVIL IN HIM. AND THEN YOU RAISED HIM??? WHAT??? Its stupid. I hope he stays dead goodbye forever funny cockroach grandpa.

(mk break again but you genuinely have to explain 80% of the mk ships to me. Maybe its me being idk, a shipping paladin or smth and took an oath to the One True Pairing or whatever and im now blind to the rest but yeah I dont see the majority of it.)

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

EVERYONE SPEAKING THEIR OWN LANGUAGE AND EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER DESPITE THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST THING ABOUT TEKKEN. FUCK YOU IF YOU WANT AN ALL JAPANESE OR ENGLISH DUB. ITS ORIGINAL ITS INTERESTING ITS GOOD TO HAVE CHARACTERS SPEAKING ACTUAL FRENCH, SPANISH, PORTUGESE, KOREAN AND OTHER IN A MAINSTREAM VIDEOGAME. FUCK YOU FOREVER IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY OR IF ITS "WEIRD" TO YOU BC ITS NOT REALISTIC, BORING BITCH.

ALSO "NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PLOT" I DO!!! I DOOO!!! IM NOT GONNA LOWER MY STANDARDS FOR THEM TO MAKE A GOOD SATISFYING STORY JUST BC YOU CARE MORE ABOUT EVO TOURNAMENTS, MICROFRAME DATA, AND IF YOUR WAIFU MAKE IT BACK IN THE MAIN ROSTER.

[moon0fairy]

Ted lasso 3x10 live reaction:

10 win streak 🤩

OMG NATE

George just shut up

„Okay… anyways“

COLIN AND TRENT SMILING AND TALKING

Roy being proud of Jamie hehe

Living for those Colin and Trent smiling interactions

Uh oh

Jamie being worried about his bestie 🥹

Dani??😭😭

TRENT TED AND REBECCA GIRL TALK OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Trent smiling at Ted when he thought it was the actual devil… there‘s no saving this man he gone

„Are you alive?“ „unfortunately yeah“ same Nate

Damn they got his address?

Poor Keeley oh no :( this is cruel

Dani what‘s going on?? 😭😭

Oh no don‘t get Jade an axe

Roy got a … thing

Ted is gonna reach out to Nate isn‘t he

Sam and Rebecca cringe awkward aahhhhh

Ugh the devil begone

PHOEBE HIII

Ok I‘ve never heard of that holiday

OMG JAMIE THATS A SURPRISE (I was assuming Keeley… hold on… is this…)

JAMIES GIFT OMG THE EYE CONTACT WTF

I‘ll never get over any of the things that just happened

This whole akufo scene is so absurd what is going on

I can‘t stop laughing over the handshake thing even tho I knew what’s gonna happen

Higgin’s so unlucky with his tea

Nawww Keeley

Lightning huh

The Roy scene is everything

Dani wtf I need to know whyyy

I knew it, Roy loves Phoebe too much as to throw it away

Oh no the teacher (implying that Keeley made Roy look „stuck“?)

What did he just realize…?

A bunch of old white men laughing, run, Rebecca!

I‘m gonna throw up, running is still an option!!!

This episode is so weird omg

Nate playing the violin, this episode is just a bunch of surprises

„Is this a fucking joke“ A TRENT PARALLEL ???

Oh is Roy writing an apology to Keeley?

Jamie and Sam best friendship 🥹 Funny because he called Sam by his number in the beginning

Oh the boy is Rupert yeah (don‘t like this genuine smile from him)

What just happened😭 this is so absurd

Nate and father talk, I think this was very necessary and I‘m glad it happened

Ugh Rupert

Oh yeah that handwriting looks unreadable

Rebecca and Keeley talk best girl talk

Omg nooooooo

Nate apologizing to Will omg (also damn his handwriting is pretty) also is the lavender a throwback to when he was mean to him about the smell…?

Dani I‘m-😭

Trent and Beard interactions are amazing

Ceremonial tea hehe

[limpfisted]

Wyll definitely tries to see the good in people, even monsters. And I don't think he actively hunts monsters that aren't hurting innocent people or anything!

Its a nuanced thing where he's just. Constantly aware of the dangers literally everyone presents. I think, like his Father, he does not forget a transgression. Hes holds people and monsters accountable. If u can't be reasoned with and uve shown ur hand as hurting ppl, u need to be stopped permeanantly

And that's all well and good but who gave him the authority to decide that really, especially when its possible he can choose wrong

Hes very proud of killing, he likes killing, and while he'd never kill anyone innocent on purpose---he can be tricked and hes not entirely in control of the people he kills and hunts down. And he's intense about it!

I think like. For me, wyll isn't a takedown of "lawful good" hes a takedown of the generic hero. Bc wyll is just doing what any generic adventurer would do (which is basically how balduran describes himself). He goes around fighting monsters. And that's good and normal and reasonable, and also hard fucking work that should be celebrated

But there is some moral grayness there i think where a loss of life is a loss of life. Eveb to wyll, i think! A part of him mourns, sometimes. There is some sadness in the fact that the people who understand him best WOULD be monsters, or cultists, and he can't connect with them on that level, he has to take them down instead, because even tho they're hirt people hurting ppl--- a lot them can't be reasoned with

And like. I think wyll has lost a part of himself, and disconnected a part of himself by dehumanizing devils and monster

Bc if he knows theyrr people too and he still kills them, still dedicates his life to killing them

Like. What's he supposed to do about himself? How is he supposed to connect with ANYONE?

He can't have feelings for the murderers except perhaps to mourn them, he can't have deep connections for anyone he's saving except as their "hero" and even tho little boys call him friend. Well. Thats not really the same thing

Hes a hero that defeats monsters but can't really talk about it, who sympathizes with monsters, but can't really talk about it

He exists not as a person with connections and flaws and real relationships based on trust and mutual struggles, but like. A pedestal. Or alternatively if you're a monster or a devil, someone to take advantage of, or someone to fight

Idk im thinking wyll needs like 10k more monster friebds

Bc while wyll knows monsters are people. I think a part of him can't let them truly close bc hes afraid

And of course not all monsters are created equal hes always going to feel strangely about devils LOL

But yeah thinking thoughts.

[fecto-forgo]

i really honestly feel like that a lot of the criticism towards susie isnt justified. the capitalism stuff, sure, but she gets waaayyy too much flak for the mecha knight thing.

TBH i kind of want someone else other than susie should try to turn meta knight into a robot. just to see if they'd get hated on for it.

imagine if magolor were to do it. would he get scrutinized for it? or would people try to go through hoops to say it's okay if he does it, it was only bad when susie did it?

i already do sense some double standards in the fandom tho.....

you see the issue is i cannot for the life of me understand this beyond "susies a girl, and because of that shes the devil for hurting the fan favorite guy", disliking her bc of the theme? sure! completely fair! believing she could have been better redeemed? i can see a point! misunderstanding her for a while due to SAs translation completely changing what her recent goals are implied to be? very understandable they fucked her updated character up there

but no, what people get irrationally angry about is she happened to pick meta knight and how DARE she do that to poor meta knight?!

but...thats where my confusion is, if ANY other character had done that to MK theyd not get backlash for it, itd be an angsty meta knight moment for fans theyd absolutely ADORE and theyd form opinions on whoever did it for the character they are (see:every dedede possession, barely see anyone even acknowledge who did it that much, its about dedede being affected w the culprit being disregarded), not for who they happened to use for the "puppet" role, susie.is not allowed this, shes the girl who hurt meta knight, multiple peoples entire opinions of her revolve around the fact she roboticized meta knight (remember btw.he was LITERALLY fine.theres nothing implying this was painful and he recovered extremely quickly) susie is not allowed to be anything but a massive bitch who hurt poor fan favorite meta knight

and dude i just.dont get it, i dont get why its so comically common for fandoms wide to be overly harsh forming opinions on the girls, giving them absolute hell for things theyd absolutely praise men for doing, id understand if it was implied to be awful for MK or if someone just doesnt like him being in bad situations, but no, if ANY male villain did that ppl would be going over the moon they got juicy meta knight angst and a cool other guy, is overly judging female characters so inherent in peoples brains this is subconscious?? its just.so fucking insane to me.i literally cannot understand this

heck everytime ive seen ppl talk abt the stuff w fecto forgo trying to possess meta knight its just as i said itd go (forgo is either genderless or non binary, for note.so rly further proof the issue is susies a girl) its abt the experience being bad for MK, not abt how the one who did it is an horrible being, its.so fucked up susie is not even allowed to be disliked because of her own character, its because she hurt a man so shes the actual devil for doing that

TL DR please hate susie at least because of her whole character and not because she happens to be a girl who hurt a man (basically ask yourself:if she were a guy or enby, would you still be this angry about that? if not, reconsider if youre not being subconsciously biased to see her as way worse because shes a woman.if yes lmao relax youre being normal and just dont like your favorite being hurt)

[scover-va]

I do not know why I'm nervous to ask this But what do you think the hex Characters would be for Halloween.

LUCKY FOR YOU ANON I RAMBLED TO MY FRIENDS ABT THIS ONCE SO I HAVE MOST OF THIS PREPARED IN ADVANCE!!!

Weasel Kid - Superhero or pirate bc those strike me as typical teen boy costumes. No real big explanation here

Bryce - Someone suggests werewolf to him and he goes w/ it because he was struggling to come up with any other ideas. Not scary at all, basically just a big fluffy dog

Chandrelle - Realistically nothing but ideally, vampire or a classic witch costume. My explanation for this is because im gay

Rust - Doesnt really know what Halloween is and the group sucks at explaining it so hes kinda just got a mashup of a lotta things goin on. If i had to pick one thing tho, maybe a zombie bc thats a familiar concept to him probably

Lazarus - If hes low on energy, sheet ghost. If he actually has the energy to make a costume, headless horseman or something along those lines. Maybe a ghost knight as the in between option energy-wise

FPP - Grim reaper or plague doctor. Im basing this on vibes and also i think they'd want a mask

Sado - Some sort of popular fictional media serial killer of sorts. Not pennywise bc she knows thats way too predictable. Other option would be a devil costume

Reggie - A month old rotting corpse, fully realistic detail and everything. This man is SEVERELY fucked in the head and would think this is a very fun and innocent idea. He's gonna scare the shit out of someone

Jeremiah - Tried to do no costume, Reggie talked him into needing to do *something*. He just shittily put on some of Reggie's leftover makeup to match because he doesnt care to think up a proper idea

Irving - Also tried to go no costume but Lou installed a big ol halloween aesthetic into the gameworks database so Irving didnt get a choice. Also went with pirate because at least he could insist if asked that he was just wearing Captain Barnay's outfit because his usual uniform was in the wash (he doesnt need to do laundry)

Lou - Devil costume next question

Lionel - He probably insists hes too old to be dressing up for Halloween but inside he really wants to wear some sort of costume. Probably a character from a game he likes (cant do his favourite game unfortunately because. Well. That would be Cooking Granny and im sure you see the issue here)

Carla - Also a serial killer. Like creator like creation

Rebecha - Also a werewolf but in the extremely low effort way

Rocky - Also a mashup like his pops but its less because hes confused and more just because theres so many different things he wanted to go as that he picked all of them

Im not doin anyone else but additionally to add my hexsona in with this. Vampire. Because well. Gestures at my pfp

[hibiscuslynx]

hi it’s me again. (the anon who said i liked seeing you on my dash) i love hockey and baseball (really any sport atp), and have noticed you do as well, so do you have any New Jersey and New York sports headcanons?

HI! WELCOME BACK! AND OH BROTHER (or sibling/sister) DO I EVER !!!!!!

when that hudson river rivalry hits >>>>>>>>>>>>>

devils/rangers rivalry goes fucking crazzyyyyy in the statehouse yeah its not buffalo but tables are still being broken alright. noses too. you shouldve SEEN the shit that hudson river rivalry was getting up to in the 2010s . nj/ny r the same fucking way btw. fighting ur long-esteemed rival every time your teams meet >>>>>>>>>. i like to think this extends to devils/islanders and devils/sabres matches too bc thats all still new york even tho the rivalry isnt as strong there in the actual sport but i want these goofers to have fun soooo. i say they get really into those matches too. they use sports as a way to ✨bond✨ even though they would kill me if i said that.

nj does not have a baseball team so i imagine he isnt the biggest baseball fan in the world. definitely a hockey, football, and (college) basketball guy to me. new york, on the other hand, may quite possibly be the biggest baseball fan you have ever seen.

did you guys know. that the new york jets and the new york giants play in the same stadium. THE SAME STADIUM!!!! they literally live in the same fucking house. thats crazy. and you know where that stadium is? IN NEW JERSEY. new york is just leeching off of new jersey atp. maybe thats why he’s such a ride or die for the bills actually bc its the one team he has that actually you know is in new york.

i also think they actually play sports yk . the NE has some damn good hockey matches . nj & ny both play forward, nj more of a gritty(ha) fiery guy who does the tough work and quite frankly a little bit of a pest. likes to get under your skin. sneaky good shot. winger, plays either side. ny, on the other hand, is a two-way forward, center, plays damn good defensive and offensive hockey, can double as an offensive defenseman too. u can find him all over the ice, in the right spots, doing what he needs to be doing. not known for his hits but lays good ones.

they also play football too !! i know jackshit about football though so i could not tell you what positions they play. all i know is quarterback 😭 is it basic of me to say ny quarterback? who knows. i dont!

looping back to hockey. theyre both diehard proponents that you should not take fighting out of hockey . mfs r projecting over here. new jersey threatens suicide every time his team does badly. he alternates between being mad at his team for sucking and then muttering “im gonna fucking kill myself” afterwards. (i know you didnt ask abt PA but he does the same. there’s this tweet thats like ‘every person ive ever met from philadelphia is a lovely person who casually expresses suicidal ideation within 2 minutes of talking anout their sports team’ and its the funniest thing in the world to me. does this tie into new jersey hcs? technically, yes, bc i hc theyre brothers ^_^ enough of that tangent) new york does not do that . i just dont feel like hes that kinda guy! he is very passionate about his teams tho. they both are tbh!

this is kind of all over the place but i hope you enjoy anon ^_^ and anyone who happens to read this. this is mostly about hockey SORRY thats what i know and love LMAO

[pinkelotjeart]

you brought this upon yourself buddy

SO

Q!SLIME

AHGIEUWGFIWEUBFIWPUEF

im only gonna talk about q!slimes lore here so if you want to know more about the qsmp world as a whole just tell me and it would be my pleasure to explain it to you all you need to know is that: people were on a train, the train leads them to quesadilla island, shit happens there is an evil organization and they are stuck here

oh also they have kids

basically, all the people on the island got got paired up (one english speaker with one spanish speaker) and got an egg 

this is the egg phil got if you were wondering, his name is chayyane

and this is charlies egg, juanaflippa

charlie got paired up with mariana (mariana is fucking amazing btw i could also talk about him for hours)

now about flippa: shes canonically a trans girl,shes allergic to bees, grass, detergent, and fish and probably more stuff that i forgot, has a gun and shes a very sweet kid she deserves the world now slime and mariana weren't the most healthy couple. Charlie calls Slime “bitch wife” and mariana has been caught flirting with other men but they do both very much care for each other and they also VERY much care for flippa

i should also mention that the egg have two lives. If both lives are lost the egg dies forever

now everything is fine and dandy till flippa has her first death her first death was because of neglect

you see, if an eggs parents don't do tasks with their egg (ex of tasks are: reading a book to them, drawing with them, cooking something for the egg, etc) and, because mariana and slime didn't log that much on the server at first, flippa lost a life both slime and mariana were fucking desrtoyed and logged in regulary after that to make sure flippa didn't lose any more lives

also slime made a deal to the devil, yes the actual devil that is canon to the qsmp, in order to get a gun for flippa. the deal was that he had to kill chayanne (phils egg) and flippa would get the gun and slime did it!!

later when phil when to kill charlie, flippa shot him dead :]

happy times pass until

untill flippa loses her secod life So when the eggs go to bed they have very cute custom made bed skins?textures? idk but they are very cute here's an example of flippa in bed

very cute

so while mariana was watching over flippa while she slept, he did something that  is still remembered by the qsmp fans and gives us and the cc war flashbacks everytime its mentioned he misclicked while having and axe in hand he clicked on flippas bead and broke it and both flippa and the bed disappeared people started freking out everyone thought flippa was dead and one of the most insane qsmp events happened the trial

slime accused mariana of intentionally killing flippa and took mariana to court  (slime also maybe talked about killing all the eggs but thats not important rn) the trial is probably my favorite qsmp stream and even if you don't plan on getting into the qsmp i suggest you watch slims pov of it its genuinely so great

to make a long story short, the trialhappens and flippa gets reserected hurrayyyy

all is well everyone is happy things are great until flippa dies a third time mariana and flippa were exploring a dungeon and they got swarmed by mobs and while trying to kill the mobs around them,  he accidentally killed flippa

so flippa dies. she isnt coming back and slime may have gone a bit crazy he was/is consumed by grief he went into exile and lives thousands of blocks away from everyone. he tried to kill everyones elses egg but failed and even tho he stopped wanted to kill them and now lives them as a uncle, he still gets sad when he sees the parents and their kids together hes kinda stuck in limbo, he tries to get better and make progress and heal, but his grief still holds him back a lot

also maybe he turned into a green egg named gegg and maybe there is a monster that is impersonating flippa but my fingers are screaming in pain rn lmao so thats all ill say for now

if you do want to learn about gegg and codeflippa and maybe bolas please just tell me and i will happily come back to info dump some more :]

You know I absolutely lost it at the part where they gave the egg a gun - wnjdjwndjw I love the insanity of that all gosh. This is kinda as much as I was expecting cus I did know some stuff about the eggs- but I am enjoying the combination of angst and absurdity.

I think Bolas is the thing I’ve seen the most about- or atleast I’ve seen allot of cool fanart without context I’m curious 👀

[lonesome--hunter]

hi josiah has been on my mind a lot lately bc im writing a cult whump story and stuff... and im like obsessively imagining my protag (mary) being married off to josiah instead of her canon wife naomi... and like being indoctrinated into a different cult (the cult of horrible suffering and pet whumpees)... and like, she could still have her prayer closet and she could be locked into the closet by josiah and she could still be starved and have it be called "fasting".... and all that...... im foaming at the mouth i kinda rly wanna write a crossover fanfic but i'd have to reread the entirety of the devil's highway to get a good grip on my man again. god i love josiah. he would be SUCH a horrible husband to mary in many respects but then he would also be a very good husband in some ways and aaaaaaaa mary would absolutely 100% believe divorce is not an option and she would also help josiah cope with his suicidal tendencies and GOD ALL OF IT IS SO GOOD IN MY HEAD. im even coming off anon to share all of this even tho im usually too afraid AJDJSKSKSK anyway uh what do u think abt me writing a little fanfic maybe potentially sometime in the future...👉👈 im saying it now tho, i will Not be able to get josiah's awesome accent to work bc im not good enough of an english speaker for that AJDJDKDK but yeah i. am rabid about this concept

in my head, the fic would kinda go like this. mary's upbringing would be the same as in canon, so her family dies in an accident and shes raised by her religious grandma. her grandma passes when shes 19 and from then on shes very alone. and in the crossover she would like work as a waitress in the small town josiah frequents, in a diner he frequents. and they meet often and they kinda fancy each other and mary is religious like josiah and they talk abt jesus sometimes and also josiah eventually takes her out. and then josiah is just like okay that was enough courting i am now taking her By Force. so he kidnaps her on their next date. and then mary is just forced to be a nice stay at home wife and put up with josiah's human pets and cook and clean and go to church with him. they have a backyard wedding in front of god only because thats the only guy that matters anyway. mary is like fucking terrified all the time forever but also she has good moments with josiah and she grows to care for him deeply... im sorry i rambled so much but like yea this lives in my head rent fucking free

BB I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE IN MY LIFE.

I've been feeling crummy with health stuff and this makes my day so much!

I cannot wait to read it!