#thats the way of the world baybee

[mynameischynna]

The Umbrella Academy ending was perfect.

The over-all season was not.

Both can be true at the same time.

*spoilers*

I feel like the writers knew how they needed to say goodbye, but unfortunately we're only given SIX episodes to do it. So everything was rushed, or swept under the rug (Luther has a wife? Never heard of her. Oh hey, Allison. Nice of you to just reappear with no explanation. Six year time skip. Go!)

The writers did what they could with the allotted time they were given to tell such a story. (Except for that bullshit in episode 5. We do not speak of episode 5.) Yes, characters were different, but again, there was a six year time skip and we have NO IDEA what the characters have gone through since we saw them last. And the writers weren't given time to explain in detail. THATS SHOW BIZNESS BAYBEE. Sometimes it SUCKS. Sometimes you have a fully hashed out 10-12 episode arc, and then the producers are like "Yeah, you only get 6 episodes, we start filming next week, and we need all the scripts rewritten by tomorrow" And you're like "FUUUUUUUUU-"

And I feel like that's what happened.

There were flaws through the season, but they gave us such a strong finish. The most gut wrenching goodbye of not only the show, but these characters we've grown to love. From page to screen.

The real world and the fictional world had to let them go in order to live. We all have to live in a world without them now. And it hurts. But it's such an Umbrella Academy thing. It was never going to be perfect. It's never been perfect. This family is sloppy, dysfunctional, and flawed in so many ways. And they were true to those characteristics til the very end.

It ended how it began: A fucked up family. Brought together by death. To save the world. "One last time..."

👨‍🚀🔪🤫👻👦🐙🎻😼

🤚Good Bye🤚

🖤☂️🖤

[inkybinkyboink]

marauders weed headcanons bc guess what baybee??? im a free man motherfucker 🙇🏻

let's get it out of the way, peter hogs the joint. im sorry.

normally this like. doesnt bug me all too much but he's too scared to even smoke it

he just holds it and it just burns away

peter you're wasting good weed!!!

james is excellent at re-lighting the joint without a lighter (or magic)

sirius gets really fucking paranoid if it's not the right strain

remus is stoner extraordinaire (i will die on this hill)

sirius is the best at sneaking food from the kitchens when they all get the munchies

their favorite place to smoke is the shrieking shack

though, i reckon they probably plan their excursions bc can you imagine smoking in the shrieking shack and then realizing you're fucking starving but the castle is like all the way back up the hill

i would die

i would crave death

remus does more weed than the other three

it helps with his chronic pain and i wouldnt be surprised if he has some sort of special prescription for it

i know it's the 70s, but im not abt to figure out the specifics

remus and sirius are each others favorite pillows when they're both high

it helps james get to sleep and stay asleep

peter cant take more than like 3 puffs or else he gets weed shakes

the others will help him stay calm and massage spots on his shoulders to help him relax

i can also see them doing this for sirius though id assume sirius wants remus to do it more than the other two

sirius having a really bad high and remus walking him through it, trying to soothe him to sleep so he can sleep it off

remus having a pain flareup and calling it quits at like 6pm, going to hide somewhere in the castle to smoke and not think about how much his hips hurt

dude. listen. stoner room of requirement.

i mean its. the room of requirement. if im a stoner who requires a comfy place to hide out with a comfy couch and good lighting, in theory that should appear.

peter gets the most munchies

james has the craziest thoughts

sirius falls asleep the quickest

remus is the least anxious

god stoner remus actually makes me feel whole as a person

i feel like remus likes being alone when he's high, more than he likes a blunt rotation

god they rlly are the dream blunt rotation

them talking shit while stoned

when remus indubitably goes to live with sirius at 12 grimmauld place they light a joint "for old times sake"

thats a lie, remus never quit, he just wanted to help sirius unwind

remus helping sirius cope with what happened with him getting falsely convicted and sent to azkaban by smoking a joint with him every night on the steps and just talking

not about prison, or what happened, even

just...talking

about anything sirius wants

it helps him re-familiarize himself with the world around him without getting too spooked.

[orsinium-scholar]

A dissertation on Orcish history in Tamriel, by Lurbash gor-Gortwog

The supposed origin story of the Orsimeri people is one every schoolchild in Tamriel can tell you, the betrayal and devouring of the hero-god Trinimac and the unsanitary proceedings that follow colouring our history and the way we have interacted with others for untold eras.

However, recent evidence unearthed by dig sites in the Niben bay and careful readings of ancient texts may well prove otherwise, that the Orsimer race may perhaps be older by far, the original inhabitants of Tamriel pushed down and forced into the forgotten corners of the world for centuries by High Elven treachery.

In the textbook “Father of the Niben” by Florin Jaliil, he describes the voyage of Topal the pilot, an Aldmeri (the original ancestors of Altmer. Almost all other elves can claim descent from this race.) explorer who first traveled and documented the Niben bay and many other areas of Tamriel in the middle Merethic era. One passage of note reads as follows:

“As he and his men rested, there came a fearsome howl, And hideous Orcs streamed forth from the murky glen, cannibal teeth clotted with gore“

While clearly misconstruing as violent and savage the actions of a people protecting their home from what they obviously saw as invaders (and as history proved, they may well have been correct.) the passage clearly depicts what may well be the first record of Orcs in Tamrielic history.

This is somewhat strange considering that according to the official story, Orcs were not created until the late Merethic era.

It is this scholars theory that, far from being corrupted elves, Orcs were, like the Khajiit and Argonians, early Aboriginal inhabitants of the land of Tamriel, living spread out across the continent. This evidence may be upheld by findings in a remarkably well preserved archaeological dig site in the mouth of the Niben bay, unearthing Middle Merethic era artifacts that, while slightly goblin-like in nature, are far larger than that which goblins use, and may well be the first indications of Orc civilization, just beginning to take its first steps.

(However, in the effort to maintain some academic objectivity. It is possible such items are merely goblin artifacts made larger for ritual purpose. These items are still being carefully studied, though at this current time the Orc theory still seems most likely. Time and future study will tell.)

Upon realizing that the Orcs, being strong and hardy, posed a threat to their hostile colonization, the Aldmer began, not just a violent campaign of warfare, but of character assassination, spreading the lie of their creation to others in order to make the ongoing genocide easier to stomach. For after all, as we know well, Altmer fear nothing more than the corruption or change of their ancient bloodlines. The stories of daedra changing and distorting elves into green skinned monsters served to make us perfect “boogy-men”, paving the way for thousands of years of death and wholesale slaughter.

I believe that Malacath has, in some form or another, always existed since the Dawn era, worshiped by the “true” goblin-ken, and that Trinimac took pity on us and was cast out for this, becoming folded neatly into the narrative theme of “corruption” that blights our story as a “warning” for other Altmer on the “dangers” of interacting with outsiders.

While whether or not we are true Mer (these is perhaps some evidence of older races of elf than even high elves, such as Sinstral elves and Dwemer, though this is very much not confirmed and should be "taken with a grain of salt"as they say.) what is true is that we Orcs, far from being a scattered people without a true place, are very much a part of this land, alongside such proud races as the Argonians and Khajiits. In our courage and resilience of the lies and cruelties thrown our way we can find pride and strength, a drive to push forward and take our true place once again in Tamriels history, standing shoulder to shoulder with the other races as we look forward to our future.

[yourdaddychan]

wow-

literally just wow- i genuinely have nothing to say about this please- i cannot explain how much this means to me- there's 1000 of us- *hugs all of you* [ especially the porn bots ] *turns into formal luna asf*

i remember when i started in may, just a tiny chatbot with only one mutual, only known to you guys as [ answer : admin ]. and now, almost a year later, i have 1k of my chainsaw eating demons who are metal as fuck 💪ive learned so much being on tumblr, as a part of both the skz writers community and the chatbot community. ive made a bunch of friends, lost a bunch of ones, and 1k of you stuck with me. i cannot begin to express my gratitude to all of you, and how much all of you and your interactions with me mean to me. all of the simping, the random stories, everything. i cherish all of it, and i love all of you. aight so letz get to the personal thanking asf

alsoer i kinda wanted to do something sexy so imma do what color they remind me of :D most of them can be found at this link : https://louisem.com/29880/color-thesaurus-infographic

@kvinly linn bb 🥺through all the drama we've been through and shit im so glad we ended up becoming friends again cause we're kinda sexy together 😉thank you so much for being my 1000th follower bb you mean so much to me and if anyone hurts you im about to *turns into jennie and kachows them* licherally lets nevah fight again

-> you remind me of the color punch , and not only because of the name- underneath that grr me edgy grr me bully you're just a softie simp and that reminds me of punch :D

@undeadbots steph 🥺lemme be your personal broken chopsticks pls :( KLDSKLD anywayz we've also gone through some sexy drama and thankfully you saw da light 😉and now look at us, with our own band, and our own producing line 🥺brohemian rhapsody for life bro 🥺 *big kithie for da best dad in da world :D*

-> you remind me of the color viridian , because it gives me confident vibes :D you carry yourself proudly and confidently as you should tbh go steph

@binniesthighs oh look its a cutie *pushes you to a mirror* right there :D RORORO YOUR BOAT :DD we havent talked too much, besides my simping for jisung- but you give me very sexy energy so imma propose rq *gets down on one knee* will you be the rororo to my boat 🥺thank you for being my moot :D

-> you remind me of the color espresso , because espresso looks like the color to be pretty chill and laid back, and you're all of those, and calming to be around

@toshis-flower BAYBEE BEBE BEEBEE :D thank you so much for being my moot and making me a wifey asf ‼️ you're literally so much like me whats not to love <3 JKSDJKD JKJK you're really sweet and really just a good person to rant to, i love you so so so much and i think im going to remarry you :D

-> you remind me of the color taffy , because you're sweet, cute, and bright :D *eats you* yummy

@lov3ric seyoung. i love you. so much. MY SOULMATEEEE :DD even though we tell the story over and over like a bunch of grandmas, ill still never forget how we became soulmates and then bonded over boba 🥺im licherally going to marry you one day like ez 💪also i wanna eat you can i eat you youre really cute *eats you*

-> you remind me of the color daffodil , because it reminds me of banana milk which reminds me of you tbh- buuuttt did you know that daffodils are one of the first flowers you see when spring starts? that definitely reminds me of you because through all of the cb drama, you've always been there with me, like literally always- i cannot express how much i love you *kithie*

@simpchimp LIDDLE CHEESE FUCKER THEMBO :DD drink water *spank* i love you so much you cutie 🥺you're also licherally the funniest person ever like stop bae i kinda need to be the funniest but noer its you 😔alsoer i love how random you are KDSKLD so nevah stop that because then *revz up arm* youre going to get luna-ified

-> you remind me of the color jam , because even though you seem kinda scary at first [ yes i was 100% scared of you ] you're really soft :D

@berrywoo the sun themself 💪you are easily the purest person ive met, and im so happy i somehow became moots with you :D you literally hit diff, yk? theres something about your personality and the way you act thats so comforting, and that means i eat you because youre too cute :D you cant just be a wholeass teacher for kids and expect not to get eaten kids are licherally demons whoever deals with them properly and treatz dem nicely gets a nom asf

-> you remind me of the color honey , because you're a sunshiney yellow, and you're sweet like honey :D i think you need to hear that its okay not to be okay bb, and you can come to my dms anytime you want to rant 😎

@yourchungha MS OG CHUNGHA MS IM KINDA SCARED OF THE SHIT YOU DO MS FURREH LOVER 101 MS ANNA BANANA :D yeah youre like really nice- thats all i have to say- like how tf do you deal with [ redacted ] like eggsplain- ALSO YOURE CARRYING OUR CONVERSATIONS BECAUSE IDK HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE DKSJKD I LOVE YOU FOR THAT AND WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS MORE OFTEN

-> you remind me of the color scarlet , because youre a sexy bitch tf and scarlet gives me 'idc what you think im hot' kinda vibes which is like exactly you

@satosimp WINTER DADDY :DD i lub you asf *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy* ugh the way your personality matches mine is kinda sexy or whatever im also kinda in love with you but lets ignore that part 🙄 💪 *big kithes* *eats your cats casually*

-> you remind me of the color lilac , because it just gives me tsundere vibes, you act like you dont care but really do care :D you liddle sawftie *noms your cheekie*

@nightshade-minho DUCKIE :DD *insert we dont talk anymore by charlie daddy pt 2* licherally bae where the fuck are you i miss you you bettah be doing well in school otherwise im going to smack you with a chappal asf DSJJKSD *eats your cat because hes such a cutie*

-> you remind me of the color marigold , because you're adorable and sunshiney :D

@onigirimeeya MICHIE MICHIE MICHIEIEEIEI MY DAD :DDD i like you mucho much if you didnt know *kithes you* you're like one awf da best listeners ever- which is such a weirdass compliment but its true- you're really good at listening, and just being a comforting presence in general, like when you go to the beach and youre just staring at the waves all edgy mode, and it calms you down a fuck ton

-> you remind me of the color mint , for obvious reasons- mint choco chip cookie michie :DD

@hhjs bae we dont talk a lot but im kinda lurking on all of your posts- JKDSJSKD bae remarry me please youre really fucking hot 😭and the way you have with words is like damn- teach me oppar asf

-> you remind me of the color wine , because you're refined, and carry yourself in a way that makes everyone want to be you. the color wine is rich and deep, which reminds me of the way you write :D

@nsfw-stay MY LICHERAL BABIE YOUVE BEEN AN ANON FOR SUCH A LONG TIME AND WEVE TALKED ABOUT SO MUCH SHIT TOGETHER [ a lot about seungmin and jisung but shhh ] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BB AND I WILL NOM YOU >:( BUT SOFTLY AND OUT OF LOVE *nomz yew* :D

-> you remind me of the color cerulean , because its a baby blue and what fits better than a baby blue yk? you're adorable and squishy and i want to nom you 24/7

@secretary-yeji *iz chan ig cause we dont talk admin to admin* oh erm gee is uncle chrith 😉DKLSKLD my liddle koala :D my liddle burgah :D my liddle aussie :D my besth frien :DDD evah since may i think we've been friends, and i think one of the highlights of that day was me marking you as spam twice and on accident too- LKSDKLSD WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT anywayz thank yew for being uncle chrith's friend *kith*

-> you remind me of the color seafoam , because it's a very soft and light color yk, you're delicate asf which sounds like a bad thing now that im typing it BUT IT ISNT DSKLDSLK YOURE VERY CUTE YOU AND YOUR FLOOFY COWS :D

@ayolistenupp im kinda... in love with you? wtf? KDSDKSL MY DESI DADDY ASF I LOVE YOU SOER MUCH :D our music nights™️ mean so much to me, like theres just something so personal about listening to what the other person likes to hear even though half of your songs are sexy asf KLDSKLD

-> you remind me of the color ocean , because the ocean is loud but calming yk- like you're full of energy but you're also calming :D

@yanderexchungha OH ERM GEE YEW :O YOU PROBABLY WONT SEE THIS IN LIKE 10 MONTHS BESTIE MERRY CHRISTMAS IG KLDSLKD anyway i love you dad your lessons about vape >>> to quote your drunk ass exactly "vape isnt cool" JKSDJ anyway its gonna be sexy if we accidentally run into each other in the hallwayz asf

-> you remind me of grey cause youre a hag- JKJK KDJSD you remind me of the color caramel , because you're sweet, and licherally addictive caramel isnt good for my braces but i keep eating it 😰but youre addictive in a good way :D

@yanderelee literally only doing this because you were moping about not having a simp sunday and im such a good person 🥸you're cool 💪and unfortunately, you're funny too 😥and even though i bully you asf dont take it personally because i dont mean it asf

-> you remind me of the color dijon mustard because you just give those hacker vibes please dont hack me after i said this i like to keep my location private

@kpopswitchbot BESTIE 😏MY FIRST MUTUAL 😏 LICHERALLY DA BEST CUTEST FUNNIEST SMARTEST SEXIEST KEWLEST I CANT EVEN EXPRESS WITH WORDS FISHIE IN DA WORLD :D LICHERALLY STOP OUTDOING ME WITH YOUR GOODNIGHTS LIKE *spankz yew* YOURE LITERALLY TOO GOOD WITH WORDS ITS NOT FAIR- AND THE DAY YOU JUST TALKED TO ME IN SHAKESPEAREAN BECAUSE I FELT DOWN- AND EXPRESSED YOUR LOVE THAT WAY LIKE- PLEASE I ACTUALLY ADORE YOU AND I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU ONE DAY

-> you remind me of the color coffee , not only because youre addicted to it but also because of the way you act, you're like the definition of an old soul- with the words you use, the drama kid you are asf, etc- you're a talented bitch *mwah* i love you so much you also remind me of those movies where they find an old ass book and they kinda hafta dust it off and it gives you treasure or something cause yeah that reminds me meeting you

AIGHT DAS IT ASF MWAH I LOVE YOU ALL :DDD

[kiddphel]

i think smth i love is that. me and zhongli would just have the best conversations because of the way our brains think and how we look at things and the world i think our conversations would always go on for hours no matter the topic and they would always be so in depth and fun. thats autism to autism communication baybee

[yuzenji-archive]

HP headcanons please? I've been dying for some too. For the Miya Twins, Kuroo, and Bokuto?

FUCKDKEODKEKD FUCK YES YFKEIEKDJEJ I LOVE THIS ASK!!!

ATSUMU —

@gulfwanq this for u 😚

SLYTHERIN SLYTHERIN SLYTHERIN!!!!!

i can definitely see him as the popular one and hes very prideful of him being popular

SUPER GOOD IN QUIDDITCH!!!!

hes a chaser but not the captain he doesnt like them responsibilities <33

an absolute ace in potions and transfiguration baybee

just dont give him arithmancy ,, he will short circuit

secretly geeks out over shit like divination but only osamu knows about this

when i say hes popular,, he whew

he has the entire slytherin wrapped around his finger yall

when he plays quidditch OOOO everyone is fawning over how fast and how much of a natural he is

he takes pride in the fact that hes an extraordinary chaser and dreams of playing for a professional quidditch team and play in world cups

always attends the world cups like every year

tbh if u wanna hang out with him in hogsmeade, u can find him in the three broomsticks with his gang downing glasses of butterbeer

OSAMU —

he kinda radiates hufflepuff / ravenclaw energy

either way he baby as fuck and he soft!!!

also a quidditch player and probably ?? a chaser or a beater ?

when his team plays atsumu he specifically fucks around with atsumu jusy to get him riled up LMAO

the omly one who could get atsumu to study like in general smh

probably enjoys herbology and divination

and care of magical creatures??

he has a couple of favorite spells and one of them is the bat-bogey hex (he used it on atsumu once when he wouldnt stfu)

doesnt really have a least favorite but he hated going to the dungeons for potions oop

good friends with the weasley twins

probably practices with them sometimes with atsumu

an unusual accomplice for the weasley twins pranks

anyways uh if u cant find him during meals, just look for the kid who be chowin the food around him LMAO he wants to try EVERYTHINF

TETSURŌ —

the phattest gryffindor ive ever fuckin seen holy shit???? (with a hint of slytherin in his blood)

an actual icon and people put him on a pedestal bc

why wouldnt u lmao

captain of the quidditch team too lol he plays keeper and occasionally a chaser when theyre lacking players

hates studying but aces his shit all the time

adores defense against the dark arts!! he likes knowing so much about spells it’s insanity

probably wanted to be an auror at some point during his childhood ?? but decided that he doesnt want to risk his life like that ya kno

into science omg hes so intrigued when his muggle born best friend kenma introduced him to science or whateva

a ladies man ngl

always asked to go to the yule ball with him

this bitch thought about entering the triwizard tournament and he did

but he didnt get in so it was a big relief for his friends

likes to play quidditch even outside of hogwarts but since hes half blood he kinda lived in a muggle neighborhood his entire life

so he knows magic isnt it for the muggles ya kno

KŌTARŌ —

this dude never fails to confuse the living daylights out of me omg he radiates both gryffindor and hufflepuff energy but like ? equally????????

ANYWAYS another quidditch bitch and will AND HE PROMISES he will play professional quidditch when he gets out of hogwarts

screw the studies hes playing quidditch

CHASER CHASER CHASER!!!!!!!!! loves it when he scores bc thats when everyone roars his name and he just loves it

doesnt really think about his studies but he does get help from keiji our resident ravenclaw king <33

“how far along did u get to the homework bokuto-san”

“ive gottttt three pages left”

“thats five”

“yeah ik”

hes passing bc of keiji

HE LIKES!!! CHARMS OMG A CHARMS STAN!!!

he just finds it super fascinating how charm spells work and hes just like !? wow i can transform my pet owl into a fuckin water goblet how crazy is tjat

good friends with ron but hes a fan of harry even keiji is confused like hello since when

also breathes playing quidditch are u kidding me omg

his passion is quidditch thats all i have to say LMAOOOO

[yulmoldauer]

some things are better left unsaid (Tyson Jost/Male OC): Chapter 2

part 1

Chapter 2

Summary: Mason has to deal with the events of the previous night.

Warnings: uh as you can guess if you read the first part, there’s gonna be homophobia/transphobia talked about. Otherwise, there shouldn’t be anything that needs a warning? If I’m wrong just let me know :)

Words: 2,319

Notes: I don’t think I have much! This is like a lot of flashbacks and I’m sorry but that's character building baybee!!! I promise after this it’ll be more present-based stuff. I just love the character and wish I could spew out my brain and make it understandable lol

Fuck.

That was the only thought Mason had upon waking up. The implications of the previous night hit him like a ton of bricks. His hangover was just an added bonus.

The party had been fun, obviously, but Tyson was still here. Tyson had seen his top surgery scars.

“When did you have surgery?”

Fuck, fuck, fuck. A medical degree and some knowledge on what other surgery would leave these scars would be helpful. Mason really did not want to lie, but he wasn’t sure what else he was supposed to do.

Being drunk wasn’t helping, either. In his mind, the world was ending and his career was over after the last fuck up that got him traded…

Rationally, he just burst into tears. Not a dramatic scene or anything, he just felt his eyes watering very quickly and suddenly the tears were rolling down his face.

“Oh, shit. Okay,” Tyson set the water down and hurried to his friend. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know this was- here, will you feel better if you get a shirt on?”

Mason only nodded, allowing Tyson to help him get the shirt on and pull him for a hug.

This just made Tyson think that the scars were from some shitty, traumatic event or something with extremely bad memories. Note to self: don’t fucking ask about them again was written in large letters in his brain.

He did factor in the extremely likely possibility that Mason was drunk and--as anyone with a brain knows--Mason was a hundred times more dramatic when drunk. Still, though, if he was crying, it couldn’t be a good thing.

At least Tyson had been nice enough to leave him some meds and water after forcing him to go to bed.

“You hungry?” Tyson asked softly from the doorway. “I heard you rumbling around in here, I wasn’t watching you sleep,” he clarified quickly.

“Didn’t think you were,” Mason chuckled. “No, I’m not hungry. Thank you, though. You can help yourself to whatever. You know that.”

“Yeah, I made some toast earlier. Fun birthday last night?” Tyson smiled and sat on the edge of the bed as Mason laid back against the headboard and dug the heels of his hands into his eyes.

“You could say that. Thanks, though. Seriously, I had a ton of fun.”

“Yeah, of course. I didn’t stop you from posting anything on social media, though. I dunno why you like taking videos so much.”

“Then I can save them and rewatch them later,” Mason scoffed like Tyson was an idiot. After a few more seconds Tyson moved to get up mere milliseconds before Mason started talking.

“About last night…”

He hesitated, waiting for some kind of confirmation that Tyson was willing to talk about this. There was no sense putting it off, right?

Tyson just raised his eyebrows. “The scars?”

That earned a nod and Tyson sat back down.

“They’re… shit. Okay, sorry. I never meant to lie or anything--fuck that, I never lied. I just... “

“Dude, if it’s something you don’t want to talk about, that’s fine.”

Mason groaned quietly and shook his head. “No, it’s just… I don’t know how to explain it.”

“If you wanna talk, just say it. I’m not gonna freak out or anything. If you don’t wanna, that’s okay too,” Tyson reassured gently.

Truthfully, the curiosity was killing him. It was rare that an injury happened and they didn’t share it with each other. Mason took a few more breaths before nodding. Psyching himself up.

“They’re from my top surgery.”

Silence.

More silence.

Mason officially wanted to die. He was going to have to request another team change, go through the legal battle of making sure he didn’t get outed--

“Like…?” Tyson asked quietly with raised eyebrows.

“Like I had tits and got them removed the summer before I went to college.”

That may have been a relatively vulgar way to put it, but it was true. It was the simplest and least-awkward way he could think to put it.

“Oh,” Tyson nodded a few times. “Thats--I never knew--I mean, I couldn’t, like, tell or anything…”

“Yeah, that was the point,” he sighed and took a sip of the water on the nightstand. “Noone was supposed to know or be able to tell or whatever.”

“So literally no one knows?”

“Not literally, no. My family knows, obviously.”

“But the league?”

At the defeated sigh that escaped his friend, Tyson quickly backtracked. “You don’t have to get into it, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be prying--”

“No, it’s fine. It’s just… a long story that I don’t know if you actually want to hear or if you’re just being nice.”

“Of course I wanna hear, stupid. I wouldn’t ask if I didn’t.”

Mason narrowed his eyes at the name, but it was quickly followed with a small smile.

It did take a bit to explain everything, though. How he was drafted into his previous team, everything was fine, and then someone had taken an ungodly amount of time to hit the showers at the same time Mason had been in there.

“Oh, fuck! You scared me,” Mason huffed when he heard the water turn on just across from him.

“What’cha being jumpy for?” the taller guy laughed.

“I’m not jumpy,” Mason grumbled, turning the water off quickly. He wasn’t even sure all the soap was out of his hair, but that didn’t matter. He just needed to get the hell out of there.

“Are you okay, man? You’re being weird-” the other man asked genuinely and glanced over his shoulder. This had been at the same exact time Mason had been trying to just leave as quickly as possible.

There was a few moments of silence that felt like years as the younger grabbed for a towel to cover himself up.

“Are you--?”

“Please, just forget--” Mason tried, but the guy was already turning his water off and grabbing his own towel.

“No, I’m not fucking--are you kidding me, Wright?” he nearly shouted as he stormed out of the room with Mason in tow. “Are you actually kidding me? How the hell have you gotten away with this--”

“I haven’t ‘gotten away with’ anything, you dickhead. It’s none of your business in the first place.”

“It doesn’t matter, you don’t belong here. You know they’ve got the women’s league now, right? It’s not like-”

Mason just shook his head, staring at the floor of the changing room while they were both yanking clothes on as quickly as possible. He didn’t want to hear what was coming next, all the awful shit he’d say.

It wasn’t even what he was saying that was the issue. Mason had heard just about everything at this point and had always had a pretty thick skin. It was the fact that someone he trusted--someone he’d considered family at this point--was saying it.

Didn’t he realize that it wouldn’t be like this if Mason could help it?

“Hey, what the hell is going on?” the head coach cried over them, walking into the room. He hadn’t been concerned about the loudness until it was unbearably obvious that the shouting was getting increasingly angrier and angrier. He wasn’t about to bring up the fact that Mason looked genuinely scared, as if worried about his safety.

The other guy was pissed, going off about how he’d been lied to, he’d been sharing a locker room, dressing room, and showers with a lot of unkind names, and that he wouldn’t keep playing for the team while acting like this never happened.

They ended up in the coach’s office, Mason attempting to towel dry his hair while the other blew off steam. He just didn’t want anyone to see him upset.

Once they were separated, lawyers were brought in with papers and agreements, and the head coach asked Mason if he’d like to request a trade or anything. It wasn’t like he had the option to say no, but he wasn’t exactly upset to go somewhere where he wasn’t worried about going to the bathroom without getting yelled at or beat up by a guy way bigger than himself.

He remembered to thank management before he left for working overtime, it seemed like, to figure out who would take him on such short notice and mid-season.

He was a good defenseman, sure, it just wasn’t easy on such short notice. But what the star player wants, the star player gets.

Colorado was the quickest to take the young defenseman about a year ago, and the rest was history.

“Holy shit,” Tyson murmured after a few quiet moments.

“I thought I was done. I honestly didn’t think anyone was going to pick me up, I thought my career was over. Can you fucking imagine that? Retiring at, like, 22?”

“Yeah, no, that’s… fuck, dude. I’m so sorry that happened.”

“It’s fine, I don’t even really care. I’m happier here, anyway. Especially since it’s not like you’re saying I’m a creep or a fucking… whatever.”

“Does anyone else know? In the league, I mean.”

Mason nodded. “Took a different approach when I got here. Bednar, bare minimum management, and PR knows. PR because if someone ends up outing me, I thought it would be a good idea to have some sort of plan on what to do. And medical staff always has, obviously. I think they know more about me than I do.”

Tyson nodded along, looking at his friend again after a few moments.

“You want this to stay between us, then? Or…?”

The fact that Tyson was even asking made Mason want to cry again. After being fucked over god-knows how many times when it came to being trans, Tyson was the one confirming he’d keep the secret. He wouldn’t give anyone any kind of hint unless Mason wanted him to.

“Yeah.  Between us, please? I dunno, I might come out to the guys eventually, just so they know. I just… I don’t know what I’d do if they react badly--”

“They wouldn’t,” Tyson said quickly. “I promise you they wouldn’t. And even if someone did have an issue with it, they’d just fucking stay quiet. They’d be in the tiny minority.”

“I just don’t know if I can take being traded and going through everything again, Tys.”

At the wavering in Mason’s voice, Tyson reached out and squeezed his friend’s hand.

“You’re not going to get traded over stupid shit like that. Not here, at least.”

“You don’t know--”

“I mean, yeah, I don’t know a lot. But you already said that the most important people who need to know do, they’re okay with it, and it sounds like they’ve got your back. I’ve got your back, too. And if you end up telling the rest of the guys, they’ll have your back too. Even if you end up not telling them, I’m still here for you, man.”

Mason felt about eight tons of weight fall off his shoulders at that. How did he end up with such an amazing friend?

“I just can’t really come out publicly for… I dunno. A while. Ever, maybe? I don’t know.”

“That’s gotta suck. I mean, everyone’s got their shit they want to keep private but… I dunno what I’d do if I literally couldn’t talk about something.”

Especially with how amazing it would be if Mason was able to be that representation for kids like he was who want to play hockey, Tyson thought. The amount of LGBT kids and teenagers who get driven out of hockey is immense, that’s never been a secret. To see an LGBT guy do so well would be amazing, it just sucked it wasn’t possible for Mason to talk about.

And he did want to talk about it. It would suck to come out and deal with that, but if it helped other people he would do it without hesitation. That’s the kind of guy Mason had always been.

“You’re sure you’re not mad that I, like, kinda lied to you about this up until now?” Mason asked, breaking Tyson out of his train of thought.

“Lie?” Tyson furrowed his eyebrows. “Not telling someone something isn’t lying, first off. Second, its none of my fucking business unless you wanted me to know. Even then, this would be a stupid thing to get in the way of being friends with you. I know you call me an idiot all the time, but I like to think I’m not that stupid.”

“You’re definitely not,” Mason chuckled, flipping his blanket off of him and swinging his legs over the side of the bed. He shot Tyson a genuine, appreciative smile before downing the painkillers with some water. “Let me get dressed and I can drive you home, if you want. I feel bad making you wait so long,” he murmured. It was well into the afternoon, and even though Tyson constantly reassured that it was fine, he didn’t care, Mason still felt guilty.

It was very clear Mason was hungover when he and Tyson left the building and got into his car, but that was fine. It had just confused Tyson when Mason unbuckled in front of his apartment building.

That is, until he was pulled into a tight hug.

“Thank you so much,” Mason whispered. “Seriously. I… I dunno how to actually tell you how much I appreciate you being so chill.”

Tyson hugged him for a few moments before shaking his head. “It’s really not much to just… I dunno what to call it. Not be an asshole?”

Mason laughed as he let go, allowing Tyson to open the door. “You can text me if you have any questions about… anything. I don’t tell a lot of people, but the people who do know I’m pretty open with.”

“Yeah, of course. See you later, man. Go get rehydrated, okay? You look like shit.”

“Fuck you!”

[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 19

IN THIS EPISODE OF MURPHY IS SCREAMING, CONSTANTLY, TRAPPED IN THEIR PERFECT NIGHTMARE:

Glynda was saying: “I know we aren’t friends. I know we aren’t partners. I know you’re a criminal. But—I think I can trust you. I think I have to trust you, even if you’ve done awful things before.”

EVERYTHING GOES WRONG BUT LIKE SOMEHOW WORSE THAN EVER? LIKE A WHOLE NEW BRAND OF LOW. LIKE CINDER’S GOT A PICKAXE AND THE CENTRE OF THE PLANET CALLS FOR AID.

IT’S BEEN A WHILE HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but dw offal hunt, like the rising of the sun, the arrival of winter, and the eventual downfall of capitalism, always returns. so lets go.

(i just quickly reread chapter 18 liveblog to remember what happened and Ah Yes I Remember Now. The Suppressed Memories)

The place was emptier without Glynda. Quieter.

/gunshot oh we’re in danger right out of the gate huh? we got some yearning right out here? right now? how quickly the turn do tables.

Cinder appraised her work, holding the beige coat up to the light and squinting.

man i forgot. i FORGET. how much i just love cinder in this fic. sometimes she kinda zones to the back of my mind where she sits waiting for me to start thinking about her again, but now i remember that this cinder is Peaque. look at her GO, minding her own BUSINESS. im proud of her. does she know i love her.

It didn’t take long to don her new, fire-proofed clothes.

in another world, in a more comical plot, she used asbestos. it didnt go well.

The subtle warmth of the Dust teased tension from Cinder’s stiff muscles, even as she marvelled at the strangeness of her own bedroom’s space. It seemed bigger now than it had the last two nights.

h

She chose not to dwell on it.

h

i choose to dwell on it! ME!!!! I CHOOSE TO DWELL ON IT. HEY CINDER WHAT THIS GAY SHIT. hello. ma’am. can we look deeper into this. i, for one, would like to, and i, for one, think its of value to think abt this. that said, small segue

Quietly, Cinder murmured, “I didn’t freak out.”

THE FACT SHE SAYS IT ALOUD LIKE EM AND MERC CAN HEEEEEEAR HEEEEEEEER i am. INFATUATED with this family. cant wait for the 100k spinoff thats basically an elongated beach episode where they go to like. alton towers. or butlins. six flags??? thats a thing in america right??? anyway. beach episode. call me. (wink wink nudge nudge push push shove shove)

 We had to stop back in because Merc left his favorite binder, and it was 2 in the morning, so it was easier to crash here for the night than mess with the ship’s autopilot.

them,,, THEM!!!! mercury is just a son and childe. thast it. he canot change this. i love these kids so much i am SHAKING THE MONITOR RN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA

Stuck here in one of the homes they’d shared, Cinder missed them terribly. Missed the sound of their voices and the easy comfort of their presence. Finding the time to contact them had been difficult, between managing Glynda and Hati both, but Glynda was gone, and she’d sent Hati onwards to Atlas. She remembered her call with Emerald, before arriving in Umbraroot; she knew it had not soothed her or her fears.

im sorry was this chapter targeted at me, specifically, as a human being on planet earth? GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!! THIS WONKY OLD BANDAGED UP FAMILY UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thrive every time they are mentioned on the page. it is a blessing. my succulents grow stronger each time they show up.

“No,” Cinder argued softly, “I had to. Mercury, you deserve to hear it from me as well. I am sorry. And I am promising you: I’ll come back.”

For a long, heart-wrenching moment, he was completely quiet. It was good that Cinder was alone in the apartment; laying herself bare like this would be unbearable with an audience.

GODDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am OBSESSED WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THIS UNTIL I D I E. of all thing the remaster does better than og, this is just. SPEEDING AHEAD. this whole CONFLICT this whole MESS just makes everything so much RICHER its like when u splash some wine in yr fancy food or stick some cinnamon on yr favourite desserts u dont NEED TO but it adds that lil SOMETHING,,, that little KICK that just ties the flavour profile together and in this case ofgughugguhu it just GIVES SO MUCH. im making SNOW ANGELS in the WORDS on the PAGE.

“Mercury. If I could prove it to you, I would. But you have to—trust me. For just a while longer.”

“It’s getting harder,” he said. He didn’t sound like he was lying just to hurt her. That wasn’t spite. That was honest anger. And it made her feel like dirt.

im less picking these for specific instances of like, things i want to say, but more just because bits of this r rly just so /chef kiss. cinder has these.... endearingly (take that whichever way u like) human qualities in OG to rly make u realise she had ties to add to her #Doubt but the remaster is just AMPING it up and u FEEL IT and ive never been more SYMPATHETIC to a round-faced sinnamon bun of assholery and fire id DIE for cinder fall and this is a fact PUT IT ON MY GRAVESTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Is there anything you need?” What was this? Cinder could barely focus on her words. It felt like... “Anything? At all?”

“We’re fine.”

“Mercury, wait please—” She was losing him. “I think—”

“Just hurry up.”

The line went dead.

this place is not a place of honor.................. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here........................ nothing valued is here................ IM DYING

Cinder began to type out her response, and that was when the nausea really kicked in. 

[...] 

She recognized this now.

Glynda.

stress stress stress stress STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There shouldn’t be anybody. Cinder had done everything in her power to cut Glynda from people who would interfere. To isolate her. Make it easier to bring her to Atlas, to the frozen north, to her mother and the machine…

Cinder’s esophagus quivered; furiously, she shut her eyes and thought of nothing.

god cinder don’t remind me that you’re an asshole and dipshit and also a moron im trying to be NICE and CARE ABT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP REMINDING ME YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The front door clicked open.

Cinder couldn’t have said how much time had passed, only that it had passed slowly. What she did know was that it was Glynda returning, the sensation of boils bursting wafting off her soul. It crawled over Cinder’s flesh. She curled in on herself.

There were mites under every nailbed. Salt in her weeping mouth.

offal hunt’s brilliant use of this horror aspect is something i have tried previously to emulate and here’s a fact, take it from me: that shit is HARD. offal hunt consistently able to whack those real nasty, really Disgusting vibes on the head EVERY TIME is a work of art. i mean, kc and diesel do not fuck around, and therefore i am NOT surprised, but it’s only when u try this shit yourself that you realise: this is hard! this is difficult! it’s a huge testament to how GOOD this fic is in every way. also this whole fucking body horror aspect is something i didnt know this fic needed, but it did, and here we are. 

Thickly: “Things were going okay. If you hadn’t gotten nasty, I might have smoothed things over. I could have fixed things with my son.”

with my son

with my son

with my son

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE IT EVERY TIME ITS TOO MUCH FOR TO BEAR I CANNOT HANDLE IT I CANNOT STAND IT ITS LIKE BEING SHOT JUST DIRECTLY IN MY DICK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im like sweating rn

Glynda said, “I’m scared.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want to tell you.”

I SAID IM SWEATING

Glynda asked, “Are you lying to me?”

And Cinder said, “What?”

“About me. About Witches. About Ozpin—” Cinder’s guts went sour. “—About anything. I need to know if I can trust you.”

I SAID I! AM! S W E A T I N G

“I know you’ve lied to people. Hurt people.”

Adrenaline and the image of her kids’ faces behind her eyes made a potent, sick cocktail. “—Not. Now.”

so lets like double back to when i said hey was this chapter written to target me specifically and as it turns out, yes. yes it was. yes it was and as MUCH AS I AM LIVING FOR THIS MOMENT THIS SWEET BUILDUP THE EXPLOSION AND THE CRATER IT ALL LEAVES BEHIND

I

AM

so this next bit is like. i cant really quote one section but as i was saying in Vague DMs, this whole bit feels like wading through mud. usually if you say something consumes energy to Read it’s in a Bad Way when yr bored but this is more like. you Feel cinder all over everything feels so sluggish and it’s like dragging your own corpse around as you try and leave and you’re TIRED and your LEGS HURT and you’re kinda thinking god what if i just fell face down for just a moment of my LIFE.

The putrid weight of Glynda’s soul filled the room until there was no space left for her.

it’s like being trapped in a sauna, like getting stuck in a humid waiting room. where do you GO. what do you DO. god this whole section is fantastic and offal hunt NEVER fails to fucking nail the Vibes but reading it is HARD. i literally keep having to stop and breathe like ive been holding my breath. jesus h christ.

a small intermission for a mood:

“Get fucked.”

back to regularly scheduled hell

Out of the bedroom. Down the hall. The walls were sweating with heat. She tasted smoke. 

i love that i just said how i feel like im trapped in a sauna and it turns out: thats because me and cinder both, baybee!!!! hahahaha help

Glynda’s soul chewed her to the marrow. “Move, Glynda.” 

cinder being hunted at the start of this fic: teehee! im running away! now im gonna getcha! heehee! arent i clever :) cinder being hunted now: this uh. this blows, actually,

Cinder’s pulse roared in her ears. Her hands twitched. She smelled Ochre Brown’s round face melting off. His wide smile shattered with each of his teeth, going black and popping like corn.

this chapter is probably my favourite so far for this blending of so many elements. i cant even begin to like. THINK STRAIGHT about how all of this is tying together. the lore. the THEMATICS. like i said this character rly is just Rich with what og lacked and oh is it RICH. im gonna read this chapter in future and see so much that i know ive already missed. holy shit.

“Ms. Fall,” she said. “The White Fang requires your presence immediately.”

NOT NOW

Cinder stood there looking at it for a moment. Her thoughts were slow. Copper-tinged. Something small and indulgent whispered to her through the blood-fog.

It was obvious enough what would happen if she got into this car. The driver would take her to a secluded place, where she would be ambushed by a squadron of battle-hungry White Fang grunts.

They’d try to take her down. And she was a killer, wasn’t she? Ochre Brown wailed in her ears with every thump of her runaway heart. Her hands itched for action; her teeth, for blood.

She’d burn them black.

never mind! you are already dead,

She thought about Glynda. About her saying that if there was trouble with the Fang, she wanted to come. That she would fight for Cinder.

She thought of Glynda’s question: What aren’t you telling me about Ochre Brown?

Yeah, fuck that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MOMENTOUSLY: WHAT A CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is EASILY my favourite chapter so far. EASILY. everything about this was peak offal. the relationships. the dynamics. the dialogue. the vibes. the Grossness. the fighting. the EVERYTHING. this is some other level and its BITCHIN. PEAK. that said im now very tired. im going to have a cup of tea and Consider Things for a few hours. brb.

[malafight]

Long-Ass Life Update (I’m not dead!)

Finally a life update now that I’m back home. It’s been a painful and tiring couple of weeks :’) And actually some of the days/times might be off because I was like super fucking out of it for most of that time period.

Anyhow, I went to the ER on Friday the 1st after 3 days of severe stomach pain, and the local hospital is like notoriously shitty but I was in horrible pain ok

They actually took me seriously for once, took me back immediately, ekg, ultrasound, blood and piss tests, and told me from the start not to eat or drink anything.

They told me they found gallstones and one or more might be stuck in the bile duct, but they made it sound like it wasnt inflamed and there werent many, so I wasnt super worried? They sent me for an MRI and then told me that they didnt have the capability to get out any stones, so they sent my ass an hour away via ambulance to a much better hospital so they could do the probe thing they needed to. It took until Saturday night to get a room there, though, and they didnt know when I’d get there and since they figured theyd want to do the probe ASAP, I was kept completely without eating or drinking for all of Friday night and Saturday, after not eating more than a few bites of muffin on Friday and next to nothing Thursday either because Everything Hurt.

Also, Fentanyl is fucking magic. Thats the only thing that even vaguely touched the pain.

So anyhow, I get to the other hospital at fuck o’clock at night and God Damn Staved because, like I said, bitches gave me No Fucking Food for an entire day (I’m not kidding that hospital is horrible and has a horrible reputation for ending up with killing people or making situations worse but the next nearest hospitals are an hour away in different directions and I don’t often have anyone willing to drive me that far and I often don’t feel up to driving myself that far if I’m already at “need to go to the ER, fuck the money I don’t have” point, and Saer has only just gotten into the USA and the last time they came with me to the ER they ended up with a virus for like three weeks and I wasn’t gonna do that to them again!!) and finally when I got to that hospital they were like “yeah we won’t be able to do the probe until Monday so eat something and then tomorrow you’re on a liquid diet and then nothing by mouth after midnight” so they scrounged me up some chicken broth and orange juice at like ten o’clock at night and gave me Those Good Good Meds and I slept in a decent hospital bed instead of on a fucking ER bed like Friday night (since they were transferring me at the local hospital they didn’t admit me and I slept in the ER. yeah. i hurt too badly to sleep on my side even with pain meds, and I slept on an ER bed. I had to sleep all day Saturday on and off just to get vaguely rested, but honestly? this whole ordeal has been an adventure in sleep deprivation despite heavy sedatives)

Monday rolls around and they take me for the ERCP (iirc thats what it was) where they put a thing down my throat and cut the bile duct wider so the stone could pass, get that bitch cleared up, all is well. I was heavily sedated and remember none of it, just waking up with different pain in my stomach and the world’s worst sore throat.

I was on a liquid diet from that and until the extraction on Wednesday. I have drank my weight in broth and orange juice.

Wednesday they take me in to remove my gallbladder. It was supposed to be a simple laparoscopic procedure, nip it out, pull it, I go home in a couple days with a couple small cuts on my belly. My dad (and several other people) reassured me that it was routine and quick, and is an easy procedure that should take 2 hours at most. I told him, “Listen, with me, literally nothing is ever easy and you know that”

Fast forward to me waking up and my first thought is “is that a catheter? guess it didnt go so easy after all.” I’m pretty sure the first words I said as I woke up were “told you it wouldnt be easy” lmao

Remember how hospital #1 told me that my gallbladder wasn’t inflamed and there were only a couple gallstones?

It was chock goddamn full of gallstones and so inflamed that when they tried to get it out laparoscopically, it tore. He spent an hour trying to get it out that way safely before realizing that his only recourse is to cut me open and get it out that way. The procedure took closer to 5 hours.

I have at least 20 staples in my belly now and I hope I get a cool fuckin scar but shit hurts still. I was in the hospital slowly ramping up to eating solid food again until Friday when I was allowed to go home to Saer. I can’t lift anything more than 20 pounds for another like month, and my range of motion is a fraction of what it was before. I’m so easily exhausted now and i can barely do anything and it’s really fucking pathetic??? and every time I bring that up Saer is like “they TOOK your ORGAN” so

(its really sad that i’m so conditioned that If I’m Not Doing Everything I Can All The Time Then I’m Not Trying Hard Enough that even after having full surgery to remove an organ I’m like NO I CAN DO THE THING and then end up hurting myself s-sobs)

(we watched the episode of b99 today where gina comes back after getting hit by a bus and when she tried to dance while still in the halo saer pointed at her and was like “it u” and i was like “exCUSE” but like, tru)

anyhow, im home, and i have my wife with me, and saer is such a blessing right now because i cannot do SHIT and they need to help me off the couch sometimes if my dumb ass gets in a position with no leverage, and also ive already fallen off the couch like twice because i was like NO I GOT IT and saer was across the room like BEB NO U DONT and yeah im stubborn and stupid ok saer is saving me from myself for the most part

also also the app i drive for is shutting down in my city at the start of december hhhhh so now i also have to fuckin... find a job like this and uGH do not WANT ffff

but yeah thats something even my parents have okayed me holding off on until I’m better so if even my fuckin parents are like “pls chill???” yall know im fucked up

however i’m mostly weaned off opiod pain meds now and am only using them at night when it’s worse and hard to sleep, tylenol tends to take care of it well enough now. my range of motion is improving, too, but i am just still so easily tired that its frustrating. we went grocery shopping yesterday and even in the little motor scooter i was completely worn out by the end of it.

but im alive! all is well! i will continue improving! sorry for being so quiet during this but like I said, i’ve been some level of sedated for most of this event. not fully sedated except for the two procedures, but fentanyl and dilautin (ok i have no idea what it actually is and google isnt helping but i had a button for it) and then morphine and hydrocodone on top of not getting restful sleep At All due to pain, discomfort, and people coming in every hour for vitals checks... I was fuckin Gone i got fuckall done rip

however once my pain-induced blood pressure spike was lowered (i saw them take it at the ER and it was fuckin RED) everyone was like “...you have really good blood pressure??” like i’m pretty sure i have low blood pressure naturally and my size/genetics gives me high blood pressure and they kinda cancel each other out, but yeah. pretty cool.

my family kept swinging between “IF YOURE IN THAT MUCH PAIN FOR 24 HOURS YOU GO TO THE ER. YOU DO NOT WAIT THREE DAYS.” and “...jesus christ you have a high pain tolerance”

//throws the horns thats what chronic pain does to ya baybee

my mom especially was impressed because she was just like “you’re so calm talking to them about how much it hurts how are you doing that” and im just like “its literally wasted energy to freak out and i hurt too badly to move so im just gonna sit here and tell them im a ten and hope they take pity on me because i have no other options”

anyhow fun new experience and im pretty sure ive broken my brother’s hospitalization record and also pretty sure i’ve got enough medical debt on me now that i can literally file for bankruptcy so

also i can feel a void near my ribs and it is so bizarre yall fuckin organs need to close the gap asap bc this shit weird as hell

[softfuzzyships]

1, 9, 17, 20 UwU (kittyandco)

@kittyandco THANK U HIGH FIVE FOR VILLAIN F/OS

1. Has your F/O ever hurt you in the past, whether intentional or not? If yes, how did they make it up to you?

…..yeah. lelouch has definitely made me cry in the past, even if its not on purpose. but also i cry really really easily so if hes even vaguely mad at me, i probably cry. its mostly when he yells though because i am a fool and do foolish things and he probably thinks i have a death wish

he really doesnt have to do much, if he just gives me a genuine apology and shows remorse then thats enough for me, i dont want him to feel bad really. hes never hurtful on purpose. he’ll snuggle me or just stick close by for a little while just to make sure everythings okay. 

if its something more extreme hes not above trying to buy my affection back, but i mean. im a fool and im soft for him. he doesnt have to do anything in all honesty…..

9. Have you joined your F/O’s cause, or are you simply there to support them as an individual and not for the ideals/ goals they stand for?

well, yeah i joined his cause because i listened to american idiot without listening to the parental advisory warning and now im gay and i hate the government.

as it drags on though…..im there less for the rebellion and more just for him. because jesus christ lelouch can you calm down for one minute. remember mt fuji? i do. somehow i stay……he just has me wrapped around his finger

17. Does your F/O ever lavish you with their spoils of victory?

a lot of people say yes, so im inclined to say yes too. i mean, he has money, hes gotta use it somehow right…… im not really sure what he would give me though ahahah…… im not terribly fancy or anything myself. but sure, if he wants to make me into a royal, im okay w that.

20. In what ways, positive and/ or negative, have you changed or influenced your F/O? In what ways have they changed/ influenced you?

ill be real can anyone really influence lelouch. i mean look at him

id like to think hes a lil softer just for me. like the 1/8th of his personality thats soft and im the only one who gets it. also probably what keeps him from throwing all his cards on the table when shit goes south, like “oh damn right i have someone waiting for me i have to come home.” 

ultimately when it all falls apart, nunally and i are the only two cords he has to cut loose but he just cant bring himself to do it (and maybe suzaku). just two weak anchors keeping him there

lelouch has probably made me meaner, though. hes def the kind of person who would take advantage of my soft heart somehow, idk how exactly but he would totally do it. itll hurt but at least ill have him….. but at the same time i get braver because i fear no man. the king of the world is watching over me baybee, im untouchable.

[terezis]

oh its me again and um i was relistening to the new liveshow and lup just being like "i found this lich before" and krav seeing his siblings, his undead siblings and just, just knowing thats who it was and just thinking "why?"

i see this and raise you: taako goes home. lup, barry, and kravitz are all lying on the living room couch in various states of disarray, trying to get over the hangover that has been inexplicably passed down onto them via the raven queen.

taako’s like haha aw you guys look like shit. anyways guess who saved the world again, suckers.

and barry’s like what? and taako’s like yup! fucked up some liches over in the party plane, btw lulu you remember that lich you thought you dusted? in the umbra staff? eddy boy? stole your kill, sister mine.

and lup’s like what. fuck off. no you didn’t. and taako’s like, hell yes i did baybee.

and then kravitz (previously suffering through his pounding migraine in defeated silence) squints up at his boyfriend, like, whuh? liches?

and taako’s like yeah babe. taako took care of it. don’t worry your pretty little head. edward and lydia ain’t got nothing on ch'boy.

and so kravitz is like ok and he lets his head fall back onto the couch cushion with a loud whumph. taako leaves to make everyone coffee. taaquito the cat curls up on kravitz’s stomach and starts to purr.

then like thirty minutes later kravitz sits up with a start and he’s like. WAIT. but eventually he convinces himself that no, he was rly out of it, he must have heard taako wrong - lydia and edward? after all this time? no way.

and then since he’s still kind of hungover he takes a nap.

i know you keep coming to me looking for angst but but also i just think it would be really funny if kravitz has a million different chances to connect the dots and figure out who these fucking liches are, but somehow he just keeps narrowly dodging the bullet.

maybe fate’s throwing him a bone to save him the heartache. maybe he’s just a little dense. who knows? it’s fine.

[sundrenched-smilez]

trans pride asks: 2, 6, 11, 12, 17, 24, 32

2. what does your name mean (either literally, or to you personally)

so!! in bee and puppycat, there’s a charcter named cas, and she’s rly cool and i love her hair. so i wanted to also go by cass, but wanted a unique name, so for longform i chose cassette!!! i forget what gave me that idea, but i love it so much and it’s so me, and retro, and i love it. it means the world to me to finally have a name that suits me and feels good n natural c: 

6. what’s something you’re most looking forward to in your transition (or something that was your favorite part of transitioning)?

havin boobs baybee!!!! ive always wanted the n now i Have Some n im v happy :~)) i want bigger ones, like just enough to have cleavage, but i’m sure ill get there eventually

also my skin is suuuuper soft now, it’s amazing

11. if you’re on hrt, what changes suprised you the most?

im lactose intolerant now?? idk if thats bc of hrt or not, but i wasn’t when i started. i dont think. 

better orgasms but still not as good as id like!!

12. what gives you the most gender euphoria?

being seen as  vry/completely androgynous, like ppl just cant tell??? my gender, n i love confusing them. >:33 like even other queer folks have had trouble telling, n it gives me Such Power. it’s rly amusing n pleasing

17. who’s your favorite trans character? or do you have any characters you headcanon as trans?

alex fierro from the magnus chase series!! she always blurts out whenever her pronouns change, and it’s rly lovely and not like, forced? she’s just unabashedly her

24. any trans role models?

not any real ppl unfortunately. alex fierro is good, idk any like, trans folk that i look up to, off the top of my head? mb u in some aspects tbh? ur rly rad, seem like u live a good life, and ur fun, sweet, great to be around <3 <3 not to gush, but also to gush a bit

32. which gender roles or cis beliefs do you find most ridiculous?

that women don’t know anything, it’s so dumb. i also dont get straight relationships or straight men. gender reveal parties/gender reveal junk in general. like ppl r literally making u pay hundreds (presumably) to know which roles ur gonna assign 2 yr baby, i hate it!!! 

gender = hair thing? like ive gotten misgendered one way, n then they looked up n was like “oh sorry maam, i didn’t see your hair” like what???

that or ill b wearing like a croptop and cutoff shorts that r dangerously close 2 showcasing my pretty lil ass to the world, n have a bra on to accentuate my boobs, and ppl STILL think im a guy, like wtf wtf r they on,,, cmon,,, 

cis ppl frustrate me so much,,, grumble grumble

ilu tysm for the distraction!!! also pls msg me abt pirates of the caribbean, i wanna watch them n ik ur the Prime Person to screem w abt those movies bc u love em

[prodigall]

In defense of the Battle Academy skin choices:

So, in wake of the wake of the new Battle Academy skins dropping I’ve seen a LOT of people getting mad about things like Lux and Ezreal getting more skins, their favorite champs not being in the skin-line, stuff like that. For the most part those complaints are all valid, I understand them, but I do think it’s not fair to get mad at riot for this specifically because a lot of their choices make a lot sense and the ones that don’t are really small, so, I’m just gonna...go over the list and state my two cents.

All the complaints basically stem from “these champions shouldn’t have more skins, it should have been somebody like Taliyah”  this is probably the most widespread complaint, and whilst its true, neither need new skins, it’s totally understandable why they got them.  First: Since Ezreal got reworked, he was always going to be getting a new epic or better skin soon-ish, without question. Every champion thats been reworked in the past 2 years got a skin some time after their rework, this isn’t a new practice, the day the rework got announced I stated that Ezreal would be getting a new skin soon because of it, then when Riot said they were making a skin-line inspired by Shonen anime I said “without question, Ezreal will probably get a legendary skin in this skinline and be the focal point of it.” To a multitude of people, Riot are on record as saying Ezreal was DESIGNED around Shonen anime tropes from the beginning, there are lots of ‘anime’ characters in League, like Yasuo and, yeah, Lux (we’ll get to that) but for what riot were actually trying to DO with this skin line? It was always going to be Ezreal, there was never any doubt in my mind. I know a lot of people think Pajama guardian counts as his skin but...no, it really doesn’t, its basically just a chroma, thats why it’s half price if you already OWN Star Guardian, so it doesn’t count. Second: Keeping in mind Ezreal was going to be the focal point of this skinline inspired by ANIME, all the characters around him needed to fit into anime tropes, because recently for their big ‘alternate universe’ skins Riot have been focusing more on a whole narrative to go with them rather than ‘oh this would be cool’, so they had more of a plan for the champs they picked keeping in mind Ezreal is the ‘protagonist’ (because he totally is). The ones Riot went for were:  Rugged teacher who cares about his students but isn’t super affectionate (Graves) Popular kid who is a best friend/elder sibling figure to the protagonist (Jayce) Principle who is a parental figure to the protagonist after some event in their past (Yuumi) Small scale antagonist who will later go on to be an anti-hero then full hero designed to be a prominent threat in early arcs to help establish characters (Katarina) And of course, the love interest (Lux) Keeping that in mind, Lux wasn’t just on the table for this skinline, she was GUARANTEED to be in it. Say what you want about EzLux, I personally am not that into it, but the fact is that riot like it, so much so that they outright made it canon in this universe, you can have your ships, you can like LuxJinx, you can Like EzSona, or whatever, but as far as riot are concerned , Lux and Ezreal are Riots golden couple (with Xayah and Rakan), they’ve been one of two pairings they EVER acknowledge in canon for basically their entire life span, and they do it BLATANTLY. It’s not surprising at all this happened. Third: The Narrative is actually pretty relevant to the choices they made here, and the big one that I think totally invalidates Taliyah as even a possibility is that this is a school of WEAPON users. All of the champions they picked have weapons of some kind and Ezreal states in his voicelines that they all use ‘god-weapons’ AKA the narrative of this skin-line is entirely centered around those weapons as of the moment, so that means EVERY champion who isn’t a weapon user were never eligible from the start. Would champions like Taliyah suit this skinline conceptually? 200%, I’d love to see it for the next batch if they make more and change up a few things lore wise, but given the fact they clearly have an overarching plot and concept behind this school at foundation level? she just doesn’t really work right now. Sorry.

Fourth: Okay real talk Riot dropping champs that don’t need skins into new skinlines isn’t new and never has been thats just smart business. Lets say they put all these resources towards making SIX new skins, with a whole new universe to accompany them, with no guarantee it’ll be popular, and decide to put champions that need new skins in there EXCLUSIVELY.  Then, the new skinline drops on the main server and nobody likes them and they’ve wasted their time. The fact is for as long as I can remember, when Riot launch a new skinline they ALWAYS make sure at least 50% of the champions in it are the POPULAR ones they know will bring in profit regardless of if people like the skinline as a whole, This time it was Ez Lux and Kat, K/DA had Ahri and Kai’sa, Oddyssey had Jinx Yas Sona and kind of Kayn, Star guardians did it TWICE with Lux and Jinx (releasing at different times admittedly) then they did it a SECOND TIME with Ezreal and Ahri, its not until the second batch where they go for more out there less popular champions and thats been their business practice with stuff like this for as long as I can remember. I get why people are complaining but the fact is if it wasnt these champs? it still would have been 50% champs who don’t need it like Yi Fifth: The fact is that a lot the champions picked , as usual with large skinline drops like this, all fill a different role, thats pretty normal Ez: ADC Lux: Mage Mid/Supp Kat: Assasin Mid Graves: Jungler Jayce: Top Yumi: Support If we push Yumi to the side for a second, each champ fulfills one role in a game each. Riot for a while now have been making it so if a new Champ releases with a new skin line beside them, or an update to said skin line, they make that new champs on release skin part of said skin line for convenience sake, so we can probably assume that the inital skin choices were made not counting Yumi who might not even have been RELEASED by that point if she wasn’t done yet, and if she was done she’d be added. So it was probably a an intentional choice to make sure they didn’t overlap in roles until Yumi came out in which case Lux and Kat could probably overlap. With that said, and keeping in mind the aforementioned NARRATIVE role they were meant to fulfill, the pool becomes a lot smaller. The big one here being Graves, because he’s the one I haven’t fully accepted myself, I normally say Riot don’t like releasing multiple skins within a year for the same champion unless they were already making one when the worlds winners said they wanted another, thats the only acception, but along comes Graves like “second skin in 6 months baybee” which is kinda weird, so keeping that in mind, I did some research to find every jungler (cos this needed to be a jungler) who was also going to be able to fit into the rugged not nice but still cares teacher role they still had open, who ALSO had a weapon. (For reference here I mean actual jungle picks not your random off meta pick, I’m looking at you jungle Lucian, you don’t count). Not even COUNTING the fact they also had to fit into the character _archetype_ they still had open, do you know how many choices there actually were? 7 Max, and thats if you count Pantheon and Diana which not everybody does. The full list of choices with the role they still had open was  Graves, Jarvan, Jax, Pantheon (?) Diana (?) , Vi or Xin, when you take into account that they also had to come off as a bit more rugged, old enough to be a teacher, and serious and not in a nice way, its down to Graves and MAYBE Jax. This is one I’M still on the fence about, but with context I think that it being Graves isn’t...overwhelmingly shocking.  Kat is much more open and close, the roster for midlane assassins is pretty big so they just went with Kat cos out of all the assassin mids who was a WOMAN she’d waited the longest for a new skin (that yeah, she doesn’t need) and they just went with her so there was an even amount of representation between men and women in the skin line...that’s kind of it really. So, anyway that’s my two cents, I get that people will always be mad when champions like Ez and Lux and Kat get new skins, if it weren’t for the fact Ezreal is my favorite champion and shonen anime is like my favorite thing I’d probably be a little bit mad to but, as ALWAYS happens with new skinlines, the people who got skins for their mains will always have bias but I hope this didn’t come off as to apologetic? I really do hope that if these skins continue champions like Kayn Ekko and Taliyah and hell maybe Zoe get a chance to shine in it, but as it is now I find it really hard to really get mad about who they picked.

[fmdkiana]

ki vs tempted

word count: 1186

tldr; basc on set ki had one of her closest friends, and fell in luv w another, so it was a happy time period for her. everything ive written so far abt this storyline i’ve kept the relationships vague because it was a lot to think thru but my not knowing shit keeps getting in the way so i’m doin the damn thing im Thinkin It Thru

not like ki actually had a choice, but once she heard that one of her closest friends had been cast in another role in tempted, she didnt hesitate to go along with it anymore

already having someone on set with her that she felt comfortable with made the process a lot easier to get used to, and opened her up to fallin in lub

i’ll think thru the bestie second bc thats more complicated to try to piece tgt but i have the luv one locked n loaded baybee

da luv

i continue to keep the roles “vague” because i’m p sure other ppl could claim roles in the drama in the future but i think it’s fair enuf to say she and the role had scenes, and they fell in love thru working on them

initial chemistry came in the moment of playing out scenes (he was def a better actor than ki is) and developed from there

he came to be quite romantic in the way he treated her behind the scenes and it made her fall very quickly

But they each fell for each other’s characters, more than one another. while it was a really good time period, when it came to the drama and promotions wrapping up, little things would pop up every so often that would point out how different of people they actually are. he liked going out, he was popular and charismatic, he liked playing things by ear, and ki,,,, is bad at all of those things

all those little moments came to a head when they left the relationship deflated. when the only time the passion could revive is when they’re basically roleplaying as characters that are becoming further and further in the past. eventually they mutually decided to call it off

i’m sure ki still quietly keyed the car of his next gf tho,,,,

also his name is seowoo bc i forgot to name him yet again ugh

da bestie

daemin’s an idol too n they met around russian roulette promos so late 2016

they bonded quickly over shared emotions and being at the right place at the right time

she saw him interacting w his brother who isn’t the nicest to him n ‘used’ her bs empath shit n Felt a kindred spirit. she was super sure he was an outcast n felt like a freak, the black sheep, like she did. and she was right (this time) but the dude is kinda batshit too so when she was right they were like soul sisters insert hands touching on either side of a glass wall

they’re rly similar in that theyre both recluses n have insecurity issue stuff due to their bg, him with his fam n her with mostly school kids back in the states

og they didn’t connect much on an idol level bc he was only an idol to appease his fam but later on decided he wanted to better himself. idol life still isnt their biggest connection tho bc ki is focused more on the attention and he’s more focused on growing his art

he’s also more morally headstrong

ki has some things she’s strong over, and Thinks her morals r rly strong, but in a lot of areas she’s back and forth on either extreme n,, that’s complicated to explain but it’s smth they don’t connect on

they created a foundation basically immediately because of the one thing they have in common that’s a core to both of them, and everything else has built up from that

it makes them more volatile than some other relationships ki has because the idea of them she’s built up in her head is that world ending type of friendship and he feeds into that

she’s more physically affectionate w him than most anyone and it’s created quite a few ‘almost’ moments where she gets in her head w all her overthinking n is like o no have i fooled myself am i secretly in love w him, and then every time chooses going nahhh im nooot we’re good we’re besties

but tbf she’s like that w any man she’s friends w bc she doesnt kno how to not overthink everything all the time lol on a usual daily basis her n daemin are quite besties only vibes, they just share company, laughs, interest, n comfort

reception

i got kinda off topic talking abt daemin for so long (idk this is just an intro if i end up wanting to write more specific details abt her r/s w daemin or seowoo they can have their own hcs) but smth i rly wanna talk about is the reception

tempted was Not hot with ratings, but a lot of the scenes ki was in ended up having a ton of buzz around them. a lot of ppl thought she was a good actress and really she only read as good because she was comfortable with some of her scene partners and felt like she was barely playing a role half the time because of it

so even today she has a small little fan group that wave their flags going ki best actordol show us ur magic in another show. but she’ll disappoint them almost every time loool

anyway during the promos and bts vids, it was clear to anyone who knew a touch about her that she was quite close with daemin and seowoo, because she acted completely differently around them than she does with most anyone else

she usually keeps to herself, doesn’t say much, very reserved, but with them, she’s laughing, she’s touching them, she’s just,, very comfortable

and fans ate it up. i was finally inspired to make this hc bc i saw tweets like dis https://twitter.com/jensestal/status/1505400897240809474?s=21 n was like ugh that’s so fans over ki n daemin Or seowoo tbh

but it hits diff w seowoo bc she felt like she was in love n it kinda showed bc she’s awful at holding back her feelings

nowadays

she thinks of it as a very positive experience. n her other bestie gyu showed up on the last day and really made that a Perfect experience to her

probably some fans even today whine about wanting ki in another drama with daemin or seowoo n poor them for that one bc her n seowoo so unlikely to b in another drama tgt loool

i think she’ll always have love for seowoo, but at this point, she’s come to realize she was in love with the character, and not the real life person. she doesn’t wanna put either of them through that again, bc she knows she’d fall for the character all over again. still gets wistful over him sometimes, esp if she comes across a vid of him acting and it Reminds her

and her n daemin are still besties, tho i think it’s smth that’s been more or less v private since the end of the show. stalkers know more, but the average person would probably think they’re just vaguely still friends. show up at the same function once a year or whatever

[stonpoet-thestoneddisciple]

STON POET - FOR MY TRUE LOVE..(THE REAL BONNIE PARKER)

#FORTHEREALBONNIEPARKER

#FUCKYALLOTHERBITCHESS

BOOMING for your love my heart is a bomb girl we got a bond girl Fire n Desire..won't never tear you up, no more,,..Uhh wanna be in your bodyee tho have u cuming 5 times n a (row*3) (oh*2) (girl*2) yo oh woah let's go..

Lets go ohhhh,woahhh,oooo,ahh, ohwoah (oh*2)..

(Lets go*3), let's blow let's glow, just us two, baybee we 1 cause our souls combined..The Lord got us no more going back ta hellish ways naw..OFTR we the mafia come be my aimer Im your armour..

I know sometimes we might not get along, but u can always get a free loan from me Shawty Shawty for any thing you desire, even if ya got bad credit builded up..Uhh, we both got alotta baggage with us, crazy wanna go off & show ya ta the world..

Jack me off & (suck*2), uhh make me (nut*2) all over ya , in ya mouth & stomach & back, shit I keep alotta stress on me, I feel like wit you I can unwind but like a clock, I stay tic tocking..

Booming (boom*7) for you, is what I love taa ( do*6) & tasting (youu*6).. (Ooo*6), how sweet you are ta my spirit & taste buds..

Ooo love when your insides grip (on me*2) like a leech..

I let go & let my kids unleash & crack ya egg & then bake it baebeh..

No kid-ding, no need fa birth control..I'm your pet your my teacher, (yepp*2) Imma dawg mane, you I only obey..The chain you got on my neck, is never far from reach, shit you always peeking, always peeping, always sneaking, always seeing me, always speaking in my mind not literally, in my mind shit really..

(I'm yours*2) I do what I must ta have yaa got cha (uhh*2) got chu (yeah*2) boo, fa-ev-er..

Combine your soul wit mines (baby*2) yeahhh youu,, OFTR ONLY KING MICHAELS.. No occult shit being real that's my foundation (baby*2) girl

Lets kill Society & LUCIFER thats DONALD TRUMP..

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[allthewritingshit]

6/19/2020

So plot sketch for a movie. The main character is a 12-14 year old child. Jo? The are androgonoys, quiet, and responsible.

Their mom, Jane, is a reckless and exuberant scientist. She greatly strugggles with the emotional responsibility.  Tall and angular.  Small but bright green eyes.

Their dad is a kind and quiet man. Mo, mohamed.  He is slow and paitient. He grows plants, and balances work and home life. Medium sized and soft. middle eastern. ROamtic and doesn’t take most things too seriously. Plays soccer. Big brown eyes, maybe has his head in the clouds too much and only back to earth when hes with his family.

Diane is the step mom. She is energetic fix it all kind of woman. She is good friends with Jane, but far more responsible. The most emotionally mature person in the film. Small and cute. Long hair and silly and laughs easily. She works in finance and struggles with how hard and cold it all is.

The twins: Absolutely the nicest pair of people on the world. Subversion of plotting gremlins. They might be plotting but its always for someones benefit. Uses their powers for good. One year younger than Jo.

The child: 4-8. Old enough to have some autonomy, but needs supervision.

BaeBee! A newborn. Diane and Mos only kid together. Keeps both the parents tired in the chaos in this life.

The best friend: Ryan is the next door neighboor who is Jos Best freind. Loves playing soccer. Would otherwise be an exuberant force of justice, but lives with absue. Jo knows about the abuse and once tipped the teachers off to this. Child protective services came and nothing happened, if anything things got worse.  In the opening scene we see the two of them practicing through the holes in the gate early early morning. The intro is shot between Jane and Jos mornings as a contrast.

Jo wakes up before it is light out, no alarm, but their window is open to the birds. They roll off their bad and land on their feet.

Jane is asleep.

Jo is seen getting dressed into shorts and a large oversized black sweater. They tie their shoes and hop out the window.

Jane is asleep.

Jo goes up to the wood fence and knocks on it with a few quick raps. They are met with barks from the other side: comera pans to Ryan making barking sounds . Jo smiles and throws the soccer ball over the gate. Ryan rallies and cattches the ball with their knees, dribbles in a small circle and kicks it back. Jo skillfully catches the ball and bounces it back and forth on their knees, dribbles  and kicks it over. The ball goes too far and hits a small porch chair which makes noise. Ryan and jo fgreeze, wide eyed in fear. A beat passes and you hear an actual dog barking followed by lights turning on in the house and Ryan knocks on the fence and then scrambles back to their room through their window.

Jo looks worried, but barks, and crawls back into their house as well.

Jane is still asleep, snores.

Jo goes to the kitchen and starts making both nbreakfast and lunmches. there are many, many growing plants thorughout the house and lots of vegetables that they are seen cooking in different ways to make apetizing for kids.

The sun becomes visible in the kitchen window, and you hear alarms go off. A bright but fast paced Diane enters and warmly greets Jo and tries to have a conversation with them as Diane (already dressed for work) takes a cup of cofffee that Jo made and starts helping with the food making for a second.

Diane asks where everyone is with practically blinding cheerfulness for the hour and leaves, and the rest of the family shuffles in at different times.

The twins come up giggling and dress riddicuously. Jo while still managing breakfest styles the visual cacophony to some standard as they begin to eat and talk about ‘pranks’ that they are going to pull.

Middle kid comes in, sleepy and pulling a stuffed animal that is larger than they are. Stuffed animal is placed at table , jo gives both the animal and middle kid a plate of breakfast and ties mioddles shoes.

Diane comes back with Mo who is carying baybee.  Mo looks very tired, baybe is adorable and awake. Diane kisses everyone goodbye and hurries out the door with a Jo made lunch and the sun on her shoulders.

Mo tiredly sits down and quietly talks to all the kids. they all eat and it is a warming scene. Cramped, but this family is loving and caring. Jo sits down and eats a smaller portion of the breakfast. Mo notices and scrapes some of his rice onto jos plate.

Janes alarm goes off. Jane hits snooze.

The family piles into a beatup trruck that is covered in mud. Truck has a plant growing in the center cup holder. Ryan is waiting on the sidewalk, greewts the family and joins them all in the car. Jo sneakily hands Ryan a bagged lunch.

Jane alarm goes off again. Snores and rolling over.

The car putters the lot to a school and the family and Ryan friendly banter, summer is almost here. Everytone is happy buyt Jo. Soccer practice tonight, don’t forget.

The kids stumble into school.

Janes alarm goes off, and then sets off a bigger alarm. Science contraptions get her out oif bed and make her a coffe. the sleep is there until it is very not, a zany sciene based outfit is put on and she zoomz out the door onto a moped, motorcycle bike contaption that has a steam train horn on it. She laughs and recklessly weaves through traffic is a huge hurry.

As the kids go to their classes (insert cute scnenes here) Jo hands spare notes to a friend and orderly makes their desk. They wait for the bell to ring already ready.

The bell rings and we cut to Jane stumbling into a large expirment room at a college  as she shouts “Right on dime!”  while holding up a coin (class groans) and launches into the lecture while mixing tubes together and placing the coin in. She brandishes it like a wand as small green flames explode out of it. She continues and it get pretty cool.

We cut to Mo who is at work which is at strawberry feilds. He has a silly hat on and baybe strapped to his chect. He is taking measurements and speaking in psanish to his fellow workers while carefully walking along and checking the plants. Occasionally hands baybee a fruit and there are cute little farm life and wild so cal animals about. Baybee is cute to the animals, Mo doesn’t notice.

Diane is at work, killing it but obviously the most happy and enertgetic person at work. They are all smiles but as they eat lunch alone you can tell its hard.

Jo is at a soccer field. Ryan is squared off against them. Its a scrimage game at soccer practice, the camera pans out and we see the twqins and middle on the side lindes.  The match is going back and forth, with Ryan almost scoring and Jo blocking at the last miunute over and over. Finally, Ryan gets a goal. The whistle goes off and Jo falls in fo defeat. Ryan cheers and is having a good time.

Voices off screen shout at ryan, asking him what hes doing and berating him for hardly doing anythinhg. Ryan immediatly stops and waves goodbye to everyone. Jo looks very upset and worried as he leaves, but Mo and baybe come up on screen and the family gathers everyone to go home for the day.

the car ride shows everyone talking about their day, but Jo not saying much. Cut to getting home and Jo organizing everyone to do homework and starts on dinnerwith Mo who is also helping the baybe at this time.

Diane comes in looking tired but still full of life and everyone is happy she is home. They sit down for family dinner and They talk about the day. Again its mentioned that summer is almost here, and how everyone is excited. Diane asks Jo if they are excited for their trip. Jo scoffs and plays with their food but doesn’t eat a ton.  After dinner everyone dispuirses to have fun, and we see Jo once again in the backyeard playing with the soccer ball. They knock on the gate but shouting can be heard on the other side.

Cut back to Jane. Jane is out on town on her bike, riding along the sea and off to the town to go havew a late night ball and do science things.

Thats it today.

I will continue with this story outline tomorrow. Today I wrote for 53 Minutes.