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everdazzlingsirens · 3 months ago

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Great, thrown into another alternate world- just what I wanted! Yeah. Because that was totally tons of fun the first time, wasn't it? And we're still stuck in these pathetic bodies and have no magic, this is totally gonna be awesome!

Wait, but didn't you guys like... totally hate it the first time? And nothing about no magic sounds very awesome and fun to me... I was seriously hoping that portal was gonna take us back home! Don't be such an idiot, Sonata! We're being sarcastic! But I'd still take that last miserable world we got banished to the first time over being sent to another one, even if I had to share it with the stupid Rainbooms.

Mmhm, not exactly an upgrade, is it? Unfortunately, it's not quite up to us! But we were able to make it in that world, so I'm certain we can do the same here too. That's not quite going to happen if all we do is sit around and whine, though. Can I at least whine more later? Hey, at least it’s not totally boring! Like, look at all the little guys running around out here!

Come on now, focus girls! We don't have all day! So then... First things first: we need to gather information, to figure out how this world works. Once we know the rules and understand the ways of this world, then we can decide our next move.

Well so far I've learned that these little guys are suuuper adorable! Yeah, and they probably also bite. Just saying. Maybe you shouldn't touch them before you know what they are. Or do. If you want a face full of claws, be my guest- I'm not stopping you. I agree with Aria, and would also like to point out that that is not helpful information, Sonata. It is helpful to me! And when was the last time something you suggested actually helped us, Sonata?

Come on now, we don��t have time for distractions! If we want any chance of success here, we have to work for it! Information and answers don't appear out of thin air, after all. Now, with that said… I’m sure you’re all dying to know who we are!

Oh my gosh, well we've totally gotta tell them, right?! You go first, Dagi! Great, we have to introduce ourselves now? Eugh. Fine. Whatever. I’ll go last. Obviously saving the best for last. Hmm, I'm going to pretend you didn't say that!

...Alright, listen up. We’re The Dazzlings. You may know me as Adagio Dazzle- I'm the one who keeps things running, the leader if you will. These other two idiots are my little sisters. We may not know where we are or why we ended up here, but I’m not about to let that stop us. We'll figure this out like we always do. For now, we’ll see what this world has to offer and take it from there, one step at a time.

Yay, my turn! I’m Sonata Dusk, and I’m like, all about finding the fun in everything! Let's see, I like long walks on the beach, eating tasty snacks, and collecting cute things! And this place? Full to the brim with cute things! Iunno about you guys, but I could totally deal with living here.

More like full of weird things. But whatever. I’m Aria Blaze. I’m not here to make friends or tell you my life story and I don't do small talk. Don't bother me, and I'm not gonna bother you- that's the best you're getting from me. Oooh, unless you have tacos! Then you should definitely come bother us! I seriously can’t believe you’re still talking about tacos right now.

Ugh, Sonata, could you please talk about tacos later? Aww, fine, but can we at least try to find something to eat after this? Fine, if it'll make you stop! Yay!!

Anyways, if you’ve got anything useful to offer, feel free to speak up- I'd love to hear about it. While we're not usually the type to rely on others, we do have a lot to figure out here. Still, don’t expect us to trust easily—and we’re not here to make friends, but we’re certainly not going to turn down help.

Just don’t waste our time with any silly nonsense. Or do! but in like- a fun way! Oooh, do you think they have any carnivals here? I love carnivals! Carnivals aren’t exactly at the top of our list right now, Sonata!

That's enough, girls! Ugh, alright, before they start ranting about something else- we'll be around if you need us, or if we need you.

See you around- not that we have much of a choice in the matter.

[The Dazzlings all now have Pokemon! Their current rosters are...

Adagio - Mystique (Florgato), Velour (Flaaffy), Bravado (Fletchinder), Noire (Rookidee), March (Skiddo), Duchess (Steenee)

Aria - Jinx (Murkrow), Grimm (Maschiff), Blitz (Growlithe), Nyx (Shinx), Ashen (Litleo), Aerosol (Shroodle)

Sonata - Pupcake (Fidough), Olivia (Smoliv), Muffin (Skwovet), Jellybean (Pawmi), Truffles (Spoink), Nibbles/Niblet (Tandemaus), Prancer (Deerling)

They are also in possession of Miraidon!]

[OOC under the cut. Last updated: 5/12/25]

Sorry chat i have a natural instinct to crossover my interests 24/7 and the mlp fixation has gotten it's hands on me for umpteenth time! That's right it's MichelleKyura again!! I couldn't resist making a blog for the Dazzlings i love them SO much it's not even funny.

...And also I just thought it'd be a hilarious idea to make them be suddenly sent to an alternate world not once but twice over lol

I don't have too many notes for this blog, but here's what I've got:

- While the Dazzlings being sisters isn't canon, I've always headcanoned it, so they will be portrayed as such here.

- This is set sometime not too long after Sunset's Backstage Pass since that was their final show appearance. Obviously also why they're powerless. - They're in progress of reforming! They've been at it for almost 2 years before getting pokemon isekai'd with the help of Sunset Shimmer, and after gaining their trust, the Rainbooms as well. This is pretty much an AU of my reformed Dazzlings AU, so AU-ception lol. - Dagi may be going particularly soft for a certain someone that's becoming very special and interesting to her ;) That is to say there will most definitely be yuri <3

- Right now, the plan is most likely take them through Violet's story + Teal Mask and Indigo Disk, and they might go through other games storylines* after that, but I'm not fully decided yet on that.

* Incase of the event I do choose to do this, just because the Pokemon timeline is weird as fuck and I don't want to deal with trying to plan around that, I'm just going to say that in their universes version of the Pokemon world, events in some games happen either later or sooner than they otherwise would depending on where they go when. If it does come up, there'll be more clarification then. If it doesn't, this section will probably be removed haha! It's just here as a precaution

- Every 100 years for these guys = 1 year for a human. Dagi is 2,700 (27), Aria is 2,200 (22), and Sonata is 1,800 (18). *While I'm on this point since as previously mentioned Sundagio is canon here and EQG created so many age problems; Sunsets ~25. If I ever mention the other EQG girls, they're all around 18-20 as well.

- Aria curses a lot (come on she would). They'll also frequently use phrases like 'seven seas down below!', 'tides be damned!', 'by all the water in the land!' and similar, usually substituting things like 'goodness!' 'oh my god!', 'god damn it', and such. Just a hc that these are common phrases/expressions among sirens in Equestria.

-In the future, they may have a special somepony joining them ;) There may be other guests occasionally as well, but, well, you'll find out more when we get there! I have lots of plans for their journey!

[Currently, they are undergoing Violet's Main Story! They have completed no other arcs prior to this.

Their Progress...

Victory Road 2/8

Starfall Street 0/5

Path of Legends 0/5]

I'll update this if I think of anything else that might be useful to have written down here!

Posts with Adagio will have the tag #{dagi dazzles}, posts with Aria will have the tag #{blazing banter}, posts with Sonata will have the tag #{sonatas shenanigans}. Posts containing all three will have the tag #{dazzling siren soiree}

Answered asks will be tagged #{a dazzling reply}, ask game responses will be tagged #{stunning the stage} and reblogs will all be tagged #{sharing the applause}!

They also have sign-off for tags and asks they've sent to others. Adagio uses -A✨️, Aria uses -A🔥, and Sonata uses -S💖.

Suggestive content is okay but don't be excessive. All kinds of interaction is allowed, all types of mail is on, magic anon is OFF [i didnt think about how much that would fuck with what I'm going for with them when I had it on lmao so its gone now], ic hate is okay. That should be all for now, please enjoy the stupid idiots as much as I do :)

#pkmn irl #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pokeblogging #[woe im coping with the hyperfixations by making another rotomblr faller blog]#[chanting im cringe but im free as i post this]#[realizing this is an au of my au.. au-ception...]

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