#the Santa Clarita diet

[wiliecoyotegenius]

everyone: "if my significant other undies and develops a taste for human flesh and blood i shall nobly and solemnly destroy them 😔"

jonathan harker:

[pretendfan]

{Joel Hammond is such a DILF}

[spiders-rob]

On a scale of Robert Montague Renfield to Joel Hammond how satisfying is your relationship with your undead cannibal partner, and how has it impacted your real estate career and role as a parent?

[farklelucas]

if i had a nickel for every show with couples initialed s&j where the wife kills people due to her unique extenuating circumstances and the husband, who doesn’t understand her issues but loves her so much it makes him kind of unhinged, helps cover it up, and then, in a truly wild display of parenting, they accidentally bring their daughter into it which absolutely ruins her psyche and subsequently fucks her up, also btw liv hewson is there, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right!!

[unamusedcyclone]

In my heart, my silliest crossover is Yu Yu Hakusho and The Santa Clarita Diet.

Imagine: Abby Hammond, Spirit Detective.

Everything else stays the same.

[lookturtles]

This will never not be funny to me. Timothy’s role was on The Santa Clarita Diet and Pedro’s role is on The Last of Us.

[bestmothertournament]

[curious-gnostic]

ramona is the best character in the santa clarita diet. shes so fucking slay and so funny

[dearreader]

the way shelia and joel are so riza and roy coded… like i love it santa clarita royai au is so true

[queenincrimson]

SANTA CLARITA DIET - The Chicken and the Pear (3.06)

[ayo-edebiri]

SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017 - 2019) I 1.09 The Book

[iamindifferenttolamp]

[bisexualgoth]

santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this

[allsonargent]

Timothy Olyphant and Drew Barrymore as Joel & Sheila Hammond in SANTA CLARITA DIET (2017-2019)

[juliawvicker]