#the V's

[vahmedohsos]

Velvette: What are they doing?

Vox, looking through a camera on his phone: They're talking.

Valentino: What are they doing now? Why won't Angel answer me?

Vox: I don't know, they're still just talking.

Velvette: About what?

Vox: They're video cameras, they don't have audio. I don't know.

Valentino: What are they doing now?

Vox: They're STILL talking!

Velvette: Well, read their lips or something. What are they saying?

Vox: I don't. Know. I can't. Tell.

Valentino: What about-

Vox: THEY'RE STILL. FUCKING TALKING. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING. WHEN THEY STOP TALKING, ILL TELL YOU! UNTIL THEN, JUST ASSUME THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: Well, let us look.

Vox, turning to her: THERES NOTHING TO LOOK AT! THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: SO? Let me look!

Vox: When it's YOUR camera, you can look. But right now, it's NOT!

Valentino, looking over at the phone: Not anymore.

Vox, looking back at the phone: The fuck you mean, not anymore?

Vox: ...

Vox: They found the camera.

Valentino: Should've been watching it.

Vox: ...

Vox: They broke it.

[shadebloopnik]

The reason Alastor didn't join the Vees is because he didn't want to change his name to Valastor. In this essay i will-

[aspdalastor]

What Hazbin women call you

(inspired by a post by @lovely-dove69)

Charlie: honey, sweetie, a personal nickname

Vaggie: babe

Niffty: bad boy/girl

Rosie: sweetheart, precious, something like delicous ("i would eat you" is their love language)

Carmilla: amor, my love

Velvette: bitch, baby/babe, hot stuff, cunt (regardless of gender)

Emily: honey, angel

Sera: love

Lute: my dear (idk she just seems like that)

[auroranekai]

The backbone of the Vees in an icy outfit

[time-lady-the-sage]

Edit: to clarify, this isn't necessarily ascend to heaven type redemption, Lute wouldn't even be an option then. More like, become a decent person redemption.

[mariasanchezsstuff]

"The V's"

OMLOMLOMLOML SOOOO HAAAAAWT

[goodmorningbluejay]

Vox is a work-alcoholic

Like it legitimately worries Valentino and Velvet and they're not the type to be worried about others too.

I've had a teensy little headcanon that the reason Vox looks like a TV isn't just because he was a reporter or like worked on TV. It's because that was the last thing he was saw when he died, that was the last thing he saw most days because he died from overworking. He died from hacking his life away for years, staring at a computer for hours and hours without sleep till eventually he just passed out and and woke up in hell.

I feel like at first Velvet and Val wouldn't care tooooo much, like "he's a grown man he can do what he wants, its his funeral not mine" kinda deal. But then they both learn that Vox litreally died from his working himself to death, that this is a problem he's had since the beginning and suddenly they have a protocol.

A step by step guide and schedule made to make sure Vox eats and sleeps and goes out a healthy amount despite Vox's protests.

[then-be-a-warrior]

What if Velvette joins the hotel at some point?

I think it'd be interesting because she's the only one of the V's that has no connection/vendetta with it. Vox is against Alastor and Val wants Angel back.

Shit has to be REALLY hitting the fan for that to happen though. Just a little idea.

I just think we're gonna be surprised with who exactly joins Charlie in the end.

[ranma0]

Given Vox's republican vibes and shark fascination, I headcanon that he was born in Southern New York or coastal New Jersey but moved to and had his career in Florida

[rat-rambles]

I need NEED vox to be like "I never cared about them (gestering at the outher Vs that are right there ) I ONLY CATED ABOUT YOU! (to alastor) " chaos ensues

[boystennis]

I just think it's funny that the VoxTek logo is literally Alastor shaped

[velvet01follower]

Anyone wanna RP any of these ships with me?

Adam X Lucifer

Alastor x Vox

Angel X Alastor

Vaggie x Charlie x Emily

Val x Vox x Velvette

Or even more multi ship with multiple characters cuz I'm a poly multi shipping fiend?

I like angst, fluff, hurt comfort, pining, nsfw, and lots of other trope and prefer a good long slow burn story if possible.

If your interested DM ME!!!

[aspdalastor]

vees neurodivergent hcs

Vox: HPD (Histrionic Personality Disorder), ADHD, Autism, NPD(?)

Valentino: NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder)

Velvette: ASPD (Antisocial Personality Disorder)

[auroranekai]

Happy Hazbin Hotel release day!!! What we thinkin lads?

I was more into Vox and Velvette than I expected. Very good vibes and songs!!! I am cautiously optimistic about the show!! I especially think Angel Dust's story and the V's are very interesting. Also the exterminators are so cool (Lute my beloved). Curious where it's all gonna go.

[time-lady-the-sage]

I'm wildly curious about where everyone is on this theory now that we've had some time to stew on that finale

[switchthedragon]

..Hear me out.

Poly Vees