#the baleful answers

[dantes-basement]

What are you sorry for? For ~m~u~r~d~e~r~?

[CRACK!]

[makeyoumine69]

i would love to see more jealous patrick ❤️😫

Hello, dear anon!💗

Ohhh, jealous Patrick is a thing!

In the middle of dinner with Bateman's family in Dorsia, the reservation Patrick had been trying to get all week, you needed a moment to powder your nose. On your way back to your table, you were playing with the ring Patrick had gifted you a week ago—a huge gem shone on it whenever you rolled it between your fingers—but when you were distracted by the waiter, you accidentally dropped the ring, and if the stranger hadn't caught it, it would have rolled across the floor to God only knew where.

"Oh, thank you so much!" You beamed and smiled as the unfamiliar but handsome man returned the ring.

"It's nothing, really." He replied, examining you curiously from head to toe.

Such attention made you embarrassed, but then you felt a burning sensation between your shoulders. When you turned around, you locked your confused gaze with Bateman's, his hazel eyes piercing through yours like sharp daggers.

"Uh, thanks again! But I have to go!" With these words you walked away from the stranger before he could tell you something else.

Sheepishly you approached the table where Patrick, his parents and his brother Sean with his date were waiting for you. And even though Bateman's face was devoid of emotion, the moment you took your seat, his large palm found its way to your inner thigh in the blink of an eye.

"So, who was that guy?" He whispered in your ear, leaning closer so only you could hear. "And why was he touching you?"

You let out a shaky breath and smiled politely over Mrs. Bateman's comment that she was glad you were finally back. "What?" You asked bewilderedly without looking at the man next to you. "I just dropped my ring."

"You dropped the ring?" Patrick almost chuckled, his hand diving deeper between your legs under the table, forcing you to grab it to keep him from going any further. "Forgot how to wear a ring, sunshine?" The man took the opportunity to nip at your neck while everyone at the table was busy with each other. "When we get home, I'll remind you… I'll remind you of everything."

His skillful fingers reached beneath your skirt no matter how hard you tried to stop them. Now, they were brazenly playing with the lace of your panties and perfectly hiding beneath the soft material of your dress.

"Patrick," you gasped, gripping the table to stifle a moan as Bateman pressed his thumb against your blushing clit. "Please," your pathetic pleas only brought a broad grin to his smug face. "Stop."

And then Patrick's mother asked you a question you couldn't even hear as your whole body was focused on the rising tension in your lower abdomen as the man was relentless in his intentions to work you up.

"Excuse me…could you please repeat your question? You asked, completely awkward.

Patrick smirked arrogantly and leaned back in his chair. "She asked if you liked the food," he muttered mockingly, before shoving his two digits into your oozing pussy. "Believe me, Mother, she is enjoying the evening. Am I right, honey?"

Paralyzed, you were about to explode at how shamelessly Bateman was behaving, literally fingering you in front of his family. Biting your lower lip for a second, you tried to take a sip of mineral water, but the man wouldn't let you as he intensified his ministrations, curling his fingers to stimulate that spongy spot inside you that made you grip the surface of the table once again.

"Yes…everything is perfect," you managed to blurt out, sensing the cool metal of his Rolex gliding along your hot skin, the contrast only heightening the pleasure. "Thank you, Patrick."

"You're welcome, darling," the man chirped, leaning closer to peck your cheek in an affectionate, pretending way, only to purr into your ear. "Tonight I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't even remember your own name." And with that, Bateman sat back, looking cheeky as ever, as he felt your inner walls contracting around his fingers once he began to rub your little bud with his thumb.

Mrs. Bateman couldn't help but smile. "Oh, you two are so adorable! Such a loving couple."

With a soft chuckle, Patrick grinned in pure delight. "Thank you. We really are."

Bastard.

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

hii can you write about bale!bruce being an ass guy and just constantly grabbing and squeezing your ass whenever you’re on his lap and especially during sex, he would be doing all that and slapping it a lot? thank you sm i hope this isn’t too weird to ask!! 😭🫶

That's not too weird at all!! 🩷

This isn't exactly what you asked for, but the horny part of my brain took over, and there was no stopping it lol

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Sweet as a Peach 🍑

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Okay, but imagine this...

You're laying on your bed, turned on your stomach while reading a book or looking through your phone. It's late already, only the faint glow of the lamp on your bedside table illuminating the room.

Your legs are bare, as your usual sleep attire consisted of a top of some sort short and a pair of panties. Sleep is tugging at your limbs, your eyelids begin to droop, and your head feels heavy.

In comes Bruce, your husband, dressed in a pair of pajama pants and, fortunately for you, no shirt. He takes a moment to admire your form.

The curve of your back and your shoulders, your hips that look so soft and comfortable to grab and your legs, moving around a bit as you adjust your position.

And then, his favorite part. Your ass that looks like it was crafted by the gods. At least in his eyes. It's so perfect. He can't find a single flaw. It fades into your thighs so nicely, and the shimmering stretch marks accentuate its form even better.

Next thing he knows, he's staring at your behind with dilated pupils and a slack jaw. He's itching to take a handful, wanting to feel the supple flesh spill between his fingers. Bruce steps closer, the mattress dipping under his weight.

The tips of his fingers ghost over the curve of your ass, making a shiver run up your spine. You giggle, knowing exactly what's about to happen. As ridiculous as it sounds, Bruce was almost hypnotized, completely focused on your rear. His feather light touches turn into a gentle kneading of the fat, to digging his hands into the flesh.

You wiggle your hips from side to side with a cheeky smile, watching as he shot you a look before his lips were pressed to the backs of your thighs, trailing sloppy kisses up your leg. The soft hum that falls from your lips turns into a gasp when Bruce nips at your cheek, soothing it with a soft kiss.

He sucks hickeys and gently bites at your ass and thighs, covering them in various blooming shades of purple and blue. You could swear he spent hours worshipping your behind to his heart's content.

He hums against your skin, running his tongue up the inside of your thigh, nudging your legs to open wider. Bruce gently rubs his hands over the many marks, leaning forward to press a kiss to your shoulder before he settles back into his favorite place.

He noses the gusset of your underwear, making you instinctively arch your back, which in turn makes a wicked grin spread over his face.

He ended up eating you out until the sun rose, reveling in the beautiful sounds you made and how your body reacted to his tongue running along the seam of your cunt.

Whenever your hips would flinch away from his mouth, he'd deliver firm spanks to your ass, scolding you for interrupting his meal. He's obsessed. Your thighs clenched around his head, his cheek resting agaisnt your rear as he lazily licked and flicked his tongue over your clit.

He made you come undone so many times that you had to fend him off with a stick by the end.

Bruce loves to use your ass as a pillow. He'll collapse on top of you and use your cheeks as cloudy head support while he knocks out for a good few hours. Mainly after patrol.

Because where you see your ass, Bruce sees two perfectly good clouds to take a nap on.

<3

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I hope it was satisfactory nonetheless!!

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[addie7]

Give the kids a knife and see what crimes they will commit

I have come to imagine that many times, I remember that I had some AU's of each kids being a psychopath but I think I lost the format 😅. I feel like Nicky might be capable of committing homicide, I don't know.

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[principiumindividuationis777]

[our-reb00t-boi]

What would happen if the reboot twins fudged up a spell and switched bodies? Leading to a "Freaky Friday" type of scenario 😂

Dante: *checks Vergil's assets to confirm 🍆 ".....no!!!!!! No!!!!"

Vergil: "It is horrendous! Horrible! I feel fat, too! The muscle and movement that I've been accustomed to since my childhood, nurtured with grace, strength and discipline....... GONE!! I feel and move pathetically!! And why do I have this urge for...pizza and beer?!?!"

In short they can't wait to return to their original bodies. Even though as identical twins they aren't exactly 1 to 1 copies of the other.

Kat is freaking out and hurrying to return them. But it's gonna be days before she can perfect the spell. The twins are now stuck in the other's body and must learn its biology.

[chiropteracupola]

I’m looking at your redbubble store and,,,who is the king of arms,,,who is this dashing little magnet guy,,,,

Montjoy… my friend Montjoy….....

[ghduck]

Do you like Trinity x Aaron? Unlike these other fan ships, they have real chemistry, she really seemed to like him in bad blood. He said she was cute.

Yeah, its a cool ship

[lazywriter-artist]

I made soem art of your sona with yarric

OMFG—

I LOVE THEM!!! TYSMMMMM ARRGGH

cherishing it!! Hanging it on my wall!!! Love them so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[beheworthy]

I'm really disappointed on how they showed Christian bale in Thor 4 like they should've done better with his acting skills

Tell me about it!

They had an actor of his callibre, known for his intense method acting, playing a character that would be worth his mettle, but then they waste him like that. Poor guy shaved his head for it and all.

Red Letter Media said in their review that Christian was in a different movie, Nat was in a different movie, and Chris half the time was in a different movie. Then maybe make that movie your main characters are in instead of a joke fest when you know the topics at hand are c*ncer and dystheism.

For what it's worth, I absolutely loved his interactions with Thor :) Christian also said that his favorite scene was with Chris in the Shadow Realm, probably because he had another person in the room with him in this green screen fest.

[dantes-basement]

*whispers* Maybe we should… run?

[The Baleful is no longer accepting questions]

[Time to run.]

[makeyoumine69]

Hey! I don't know how to ask you this, but can you please do breeding kink fic from Patrick's POV? Thank you anyway!💋

HELLO NONNIE! 🥰 Breeding kink is my everything! *dying*

Captivated by your shaky breaths, the way you writhed beneath me, I kept thinking that I was about to lose control. I wanted nothing more than to ruin your pretty little body, to ravage you, and I could care less about your pathetic attempts to stop me. But I couldn't do that, not now, knowing that soon your belly would swell with the life we were both going to create.

Running a finger along your trembling lips, I descended to your neck. "You said you wanted to carry my child, right?"

Strained, you only nodded in response, but I wanted you to say that—I needed that. In one swift movement, I turned you to look at me, your big, beautiful eyes now mirroring mine. "Use your words, sweetheart, I want to hear you say this."

Your furrowed eyebrows and shyness almost made me want to stick my thumb deep into your mouth, but then you finally began to speak. "Yes, Patrick," you licked the tip of my finger, driving me completely wild. "Please... put a baby inside me."

Oh, God. There was no way I could resist when you talked like that.

And then I stuffed my thumb into your warm mouth, which you gladly accepted and sucked on as if it were your pacifier. "You're such a good girl," I rasped, nipping at your neck. "So good for me."

Without waiting, I pulled your hips up and placed a pillow under your ass so I could fuck you deep, I wanted you to feel all of me, every fucking inch, and you were gonna like it. A shaky squeal vibrated around my finger as I brushed my hard dick against your succulent pussy, so wet and ready to take me.

"I'm gonna fill you up with my cum, doll," my voice wavered with excitement, I could feel the blood pounding against my eardrums as I stroked myself several times before I teased your swollen clit with the tip of my thick cock. "And then you'll give me a child."

"A-ahh, Patrick," you whimpered, closing your eyes as I slowly and deliberately rammed into you. "You… you're so big-mhhm!"

Letting out a guttural grunt, I pushed myself further, enjoying your little sobs as I stretched you out so deliciously I could sense your velvety inner walls encasing my dick, inducing me to hold back my breath for a moment before I fully sheathed myself inside your dripping cunt.

"Jesus, you're already clinging to me," I drawled in total ecstasy, gripping your gorgeous hips to keep you still. "Keep your legs open for me, honey."

I watched you desperately clutching the sheets with pure delight, knowing you wouldn't last long as your tight pussy encircled around me like a vine. "Pat…Patrick...it's so d-deep!"

Eventually your voice was like white noise as I concentrated on fucking you, a loud slapping sound of our bodies colliding mixed with your wanton screams soon filled my bedroom. I could swear that no one else was making such noises, urging me to thrust harder, pinning you against the bed.

"Oh, I know, baby," I drew close to your embarrassed face, kissing you briefly to calm you down a bit before shifting my weight to my hands, trapping you completely under my muscular body. "I know, but you can take it."

"Pat…" You cried out as I bent your leg and pressed it against my torso, making the penetration even deeper. "Mmhm, Patrick!"

"Shhh," I pecked your forehead gently, but kept my pace pretty brutal. "I'm here," I murmured in a praising tone, putting my hands under your back to hold you even closer, encouraging you to wrap your legs around my waist. And when you did, I couldn't help but smirk devilishly. "Let it go, babe. Let me feel you clenching around me."

Overwhelmed with unbridled passion, I was ready to use every little detail I remembered about you. For example, you loved to feel protected and adored, and I was so eager to do that and give you everything I had. When I noticed your legs quivering along my back, I rolled my hips against yours, hitting all the right spots inside of you, and the next moment I felt you spasming around my throbbing cock, milking it deliciously.

"Mmhm, fuck," I cursed under my breath before brushing my messy hair away so I could peck your forehead. "Good girl, I'm so proud of you."

And I really was proud of you, your courage and obedience took me higher, I felt the pulsation cursing through my whole body, starting at my tensed balls and going right up to my very brain. Thrusting into your malleable body with pure abandon, I finally surrendered to the crashing wave of pleasure that washed over me, spurring me to unload my fertile seed deep into your womb. The vision of you carrying my child flashed through my mind, increasing my climax so that I had to hold you tighter because you were mine and I'd never let you go.

Never.

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

Hi! I’m sorry to bother you out of the blue with this, but could you or maybe one of your followers help me find this bale!bruce Wayne story? I’ve searched the entire tag and couldn’t find it any longer.

The story was something about jealous!Bruce; him and reader go out to a nightclub to celebrate something with her friends, at some point she would offer to get more drinks to the group, and when waiting a men would hit on her, even persisting when she says no, until bruce arrives…

Later another guy would come, only to compliment her dress and ask her where she got it, so he can buy one to his gf, she was distrustful of him, but he seemed nice, until he pointed to one of his friends and said he was interested in her. The guy would come, try and talk to her, she would say no and think that was it. But no, the guy would say she was playing hard to get and say something like how this is girl code, Bruce arrives and says not sure this is what girls code is…

I don’t remember how the rest goes; would you happen to know the story I’m talking about?

Thanks!!

Hi, love!

I don't know any story like that, unfortunately :(

The thing is...

I don't read fanfic for Bale!Bruce 😭

I just write my own and satisfy the urges that way lmao

But if anyone else knows, please share!!

🩷

[addie7]

Hello There!!!

Just wanted to drop by and say that i love you're artworks and edits they're sooo good!!!

And oh yeah one more thing. Now okay hear me out imagine Welcome to Ravenbrooks but with the Ben 10 omniverse artstyle. I was wondering if you can draw nicky, maritza, enzo and trinity in that style. If you don't know how the Ben 10 Omniverse artysle is i highly recommended looking up, is just OGH such beautiful artstyle not meantion is very simple and feel like WTRB would look nuts if the went with that take. Anyway that's all for now keep up!!! ❤️🌟💫🌟

I appreciate that you like my art ❤Thank u very much..

While I was looking for some of this I couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic when watching the series again, I tried to make that style look as identical as possible, I hope I wasn't wrong.

Although I had a small problem in the process but everything is fine...

(I put Ivan because I didn't want to exclude him)

Dm

[whitehartlane]

who in your opinion is the greatest player from the British Isles in the recent history of football (let's just say 1992 onwards)?

asking a spurs supporter this question; there’s only one correct answer innit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[suburbanbonfire]

just a drive by to say your art incites the artist version of cute aggression in me and makes me want to BITE IT so bad it's real great, thanks for makin' stuff

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! im so happy to inspire this congratulatory bloodlust within viewers, truly one of the best responses i could wish for

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY <3