#the black point on this pic has to have been hiked up

[frnkiebby]

fucking~🎃

[daddy-suguru]

𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 ▸ Satoru is trying to keep his promise, to not try and be more than friends with you. But you make it hard when you look taster than the cake you invited him over to try. After another night between your legs, Satoru can't hide how much he wants you back.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 ▸ 16k / an hour read time if you read straight, there are dividers if you want to reach a break point and come back later

𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ▸ nsfw and fluff, ex-husband!satoru, lots of jealous and possessive!satoru, stoner!satoru, rich boy!satoru, stoner!reader, bakary owner!reader, switch!satoru, switch!reader, cockdrunk!reader, pussydrunk!satoru, reader is a tease and so is satoru, Satoru is pinning hard, reader is pinning as well while trying to also not to and failing, reader is in lingerie, friends to friends with benefits, Satoru begs, satoru’s dirty mouth, semi-public sex, camera sex, satoru strips for you, pussy eating, fingering, body worship, biting, food play, satoru eats you, squirting, riding, breeding, satoru sends his cum soaked dick pic to the dude who calls you, cock sucking, pussy eating from the back, quickie sex, two scenes and hints at a three, praise, light face fucking, hints of satoru having a pain kink, satoru has a hair pulling kink, light degradation, satoru is very upfront about what he wants, size kink

Holding your hand out in front of you. It had been four years since you last wore the wedding ring. Satoru slipped onto your finger. And it had been out of sight for so long.

Your phone buzzes on your vanity, closing the small drawer that you had gotten your ring out of. And grab your phone as Satoru's name shows on the screen.

Here honey, let me in to taste test your cake.' While you pretend that a text from him doesn't give you butterflies.

'Give a sec.' You look yourself over in your matching pretty pink set. And you reach for the baggy sweater that would cover everything. But you slip on your open fuzzy pink sweater. As you tell yourself, Satoru has already seen you naked before, so why not?

Setting your phone on the dresser and then headed to open the door. Your heart skips a beat when Satoru can't seem to keep eye contact. As he slowly takes in the shape of your body.

You ask him, "Are ready for some cake? If you like it. Then I'm going to sell it by the slice at my store." You had thought of his cake for having a reason for him to come over. And remembering his fondness for your sweets, you thought of a cake for him.

Crybaby quiets down as he kneads with his fluffy paws on his sweater. As he pulls a black case out of his pocket. He hands to you while saying,

"I brought a few blunts. Spark one if you want.” He forces himself to sit next to you. With Crybaby still kneading at his sweater while purring loudly.

Satoru focuses on the softness of the cat to ignore the way your thigh presses up against him when you shift closer. While you take a blunt out. Before you lean forward, set the case down and grab the lighter. Which causes your sweater to hike up so he can see a flash of the string of your thong.

The triangular patch of pink lace at the top of your butt crack. And Satoru has to grab a small throw pillow next to him to place over his hard cock. As he thinks about bending you over to get a better look at the pink fabric clinging to your puffy pussy.

The words slip out of his mouth before he can stop himself.

"You look beautiful. Someone else coming by?" When you don't answer, his heart drops into his stomach. But he can't look away, as you lean back after sparking the blunt. And as you take two slow, long drags, Satoru’s heart is pounding in his chest.

It’s midnight and anyone else would just be a booty call. Unless you are dressing up for his attention? Satoru didn’t want to get his hopes up. Since you hadn’t said a word about that night a month ago. And so far, true to his word, neither had he. Well, to you, Suguru had gotten more than an earful.

You lean your head back and blow out the smoke of the second hit. Before you ask him, "Why do you want to know?" You look at Satoru, who quickly looks up from your breasts to your face. And then down at the blunt, you're offering him.

Crybaby decides he has had enough attention. As he heads for the food bowl, his fluffy tail is in the air. Which leaves Satoru unable to focus on anything else but you. While you are looking in a pretty pink set and the wedding ring that Satoru gave you on your finger. And for a second, it’s almost as if he had just come home from work to you, his stunning wife. If only he could call you that again.

Satoru breaks the fantasy by stating the truth, saying, "I'm jealous. I always thought if I got to spend one more night with you, maybe I could try to move on. But it only made it worse.”

You shouldn't ask, but “Worse how?” But it's better than addressing Satoru's confession that he is stuck on you. Something which shouldn't make you excited to hear. Since the only relationship that you can have with him is a friendship. And fucking him again is a slipping slope into it becoming a regular thing.

Satoru doesn’t answer, as ashes the blunt before taking a hit. While you take in the handsome side view that he gives. With his jawline, pout lips, and long lashes, then topping it all off, is his fluffy white hair.

You look at your nails, trying to pretend you weren't checking him out. Before you decide to put on 'Regular Show'. The title card shows when he hands the blunt back over to you and says,

"You said we can't talk about it but, you should be used to me breaking promises right?" He drily chuckles before adding,

"I'm jealous because I really want to be the one you dress up for. You look so beautiful, princess and I want to kiss up on your body. I want to be the one who makes your pussy wet and makes you cream and squirt. Fuck, I missed how you tasted. It had been so long that I couldn't remember."

It's an impulse choice, made with your pussy instead of your brain, telling Satoru, "Get on your knees in front of me, then." And smiling as Satoru gets in front of you before you can finish. You then add,

"Do you remember what you said to me the first time we slept together? How you made me beg for your cock." Satoru smiles up at you, and you blow smoke in his face. After which he responds with,

"How could I forget? You were so nervous around me still. I love teasing you and still do. But now I'm torn by the need to give you anything you want the moment you ask." You spread your legs and you can see his breath hitch. As he watches you move your panties aside, showing him your soft lips. Which is creamy with your wetness pooling at your clenching throbbing hole.

Softly your coo, "Beg for me then." You slip your finger deep past your lips. Before you smear the wetness along his bottom lip. And before you can pull your finger away, Satoru grabs your wrist, taking your finger into his mouth. Which he lets go with a loud pop after he cleans it.

After you take your second hit, you hold it to Satoru's lips. As he takes a long slow drag before he groans,

"Not enough princess, I need to have my tongue between your wet lips. So I can make you tremble and cream for me. While you softly whimper, you have the prettiest moans." He takes another hit and then you lift the blunt to your lips. As he says,

"I've never been down so badly for someone I jerked off without porn. Because no one looks as beautiful as you." You roll your eyes at him and look away as you take a slow drag. Before looking back at Satoru and blowing out the smoke.

Studying his face for any signs that he was fucking with you. You look away and lean over, putting out the blunt which is close to a roach. As you think back to all the things Satoru had told you during the moment. And he has never been this honest and vulnerable with you beforehand.

For all the talking he did, he still never said what you needed to hear from him.

Satoru said, "I took your sweet pussy for granted. Being selfish whenever I should have been taking my time with you and made sure you didn't feel insecure." You slip your hand into his fluffy white hair and pull hard enough to make him groan. As his eyes flutter shut.

You say, "Show me then what you much rather do. If you bore me, then we are stopping with your pretty cock still throbbing. But I want you to first strip for me." Satoru stands up and turns around, crossing his arms and slowly slipping his shirt off. Letting you see his back, which has faded pink scratches from the last time you slept with him.

His backside is mouthwatering. With pale skin that marks so easily and hard muscular that you can see flexing. He lifts his arms over his head, pulling off his sweater which he sets on the coffee table.

Satoru couldn't let it go as he asks, "You think my cock is pretty?" More than anything, he craves praise from you. And since he wants to be a little tease, he could make you wait until before you got to see his cock.

Undoing his button and zipper, before slipping his fingers into the waistband of his jeans. Satoru slowly pushes his pants past his ass. Which, while flat, still looks tempting to bite into, since his pretty pale skin would show every mark so well.

You say, "While you are eating me out, there is no touching your pretty cock." You stood up, unable to keep your hands to yourself. As you grab his hips, squeezing them, before sliding your hands down along his v.

You add, "Be good for me and I'll take care of you only one more time." Before sliding your hands past his cock. And down to his heavy, clean-shaven balls, which you cup with both hands.

Softly messaging his balls has your mouth watering and your pussy getting wetter. As you think about how soft and warm his balls would feel in your mouth. Alongside how good his balls felt when they were hitting your clit when he last.

All these years and you still can't find anyone who has a prettier cock and balls than your ex-husband. Which you won't tell him right now. Since this is only happening one more time. And then you are going to forget all about how well he makes you cum.

You slip your fluff zip-up jacket off and throw it onto the armrest of the sofa. As Satoru drops his pants down his muscular thighs. Which has your pussy clenching around nothing, at the thought of rubbing your clit on his thighs. Until you make a dripping mess on him.

Turning around, Satoru lifts his arms and flexes, tensing his abs. While he leans his chest back slightly, pushing his hips forward. And bring your attention to the v that leads down his long cock. Which stands up with thick pre-cum on his pinkish cockhead.

Satoru says, "I'll behave however you want, but don't blame me if I get pussy drunk. You are dripping so much it would be hard for me not to." He drops his arms as he gets on his knees and he grabs your left ankle.

Lifting your leg up, he stares deep into your eyes. As he presses a soft kiss onto the back of your calf. While you're scrunched up on the sofa, by Satoru. Your stomach fills with butterflies at how small you feel compared to his tall and built frame.

You softly whine, "Toru baby, please. Your lips feel so soft." Satoru smiles while kissing higher on your calf, closer to your knee.

You can't help but shift your hips as your pussy tingles. With every soft kiss he presses higher on your legs, you grow more impatient.

In between the kisses while he gets closer to your pussy. He asks, "I feel good to you, baby. You like having your ex-husband kiss up on your body. You look so beautiful answering the door in this pretty set that matches the wedding ring I gave you." He is so close to your wet pussy lips.

You whimper, "I didn't mean, I was thinking aboutanngh-" Satoru bites down on your thigh. And it inside into he lets go and softly kisses the bite mark he made you can say,

"I like the way you look at me. And you've become so nng-please." Satoru ruins your train of thought. When he bites your thigh rubs up and down your slit through the pink fabric. Which is clinging to your wet pussy.

Satoru lets the mouthful of your thigh go. He says, "She looks so puffy and sweet. Weren't we supposed to be enjoying some cake?" And you recall the cake you have sitting in the kitchen waiting for him.

"It's in the kitchen." Satoru stands up and heads for the kitchen. Since your apartment is small and cozy, he remembered the layout of your place well. And when he walks into the kitchen and flicks on the lights.

His eyes light up at the yummy-looking cake, he whispers to himself, "You don't know how much I love you still. How I've only grown to love you more since you left me. I was an ungrateful and insensitive asshole. And I don't deserve to be in your life again after how much I made you cry. I should have been by your side this whole time." He carefully grabs the glass cake holder. Which he carries into the living room.

Setting the cake down on the coffee table and taking the lid off. Before he turns around, studying the way you are sitting slouched on the pink sofa. In your pretty lacy bra and soaking wet panties.

You have your legs spread apart for him, with your feet propped up on the edge of the sofa. As you look up at him from underneath long lashes. And bite into your bottom lip.

Satoru says, "Princess you look so beautiful. I want to eat my cake off of your stunning body. It's the best way for me to enjoy it, don't you think?" He leans over and undoes the clasp between both cups.

You lean forward. And let him slip off the bra as you admire how beautiful Satoru is. With his fluffy white hair, baby blue eyes, pouty lips, and built tall body. But it is the needy way Satoru is looking at you, that you enjoy the most. It's the sweet look of adoration that makes you want to care for his every want and need. And with him saying he wants you, you can't tell him no.

Which is why you couldn't talk about that night and the following day you spent with him. It seems like that didn't work. You couldn't help but present yourself just a little. Just to see him go crazy to have you.

You say, "It's your cake. I can't stop you from enjoying it how you want to." Moving onto the edge of the sofa, as you reach past Satoru. So you can slide your finger up the side of the cake, getting the icing on your finger. Which you smear along the length of his cock.

Dragging your tongue along his cock, he groans "Fuck that feels good, you like how your pretty cock tastes." Since even before meeting back up with you, Satoru hadn't been sleeping around. As he just tried to mend his aching heart.

Then what Satoru thought impossible happened, he had one more night with you. After he ran into you, you let him spend time with you during your birthday. He made sure you got him safe, and when he was supposed to take his drunk ass home. Instead he railed you in your new bed.

You can't stop yourself from slipping his cockhead into your mouth. Only taking the tip and suckling on the pre-cum from his slit.

You lean back after you pull Satoru's cock out of your mouth with a loud pop. And spreading your legs as Satoru rips your panties off. Before he grabs a handful of your cake and spreads some on your breasts. And then on the inside of your thighs.

He gets on his knees and muses, "Somehow cake on you can't make you a sweeter treat than you already are." He leans forward and licks some of the cake he smeared onto your nipple. As you arch your chest towards him. While you slip your fingers back into his fluffy hair.

You couldn't help how needy he was making you, as you beg, "Toru, please I need you to rub my clit. Or stuff your fingers into my pussy. Please something, I need you to touch me more." He rubs your clit with his thumb, stroking it in slow circles. As he sucks your nipple into his mouth, licking off all the sugar. Before he lets it go with a soft pop.

"Taste so fucking good," He dips his head down between your legs and sticks his tongue deep into your heat. And curling his tongue, feeling your soft gummy pussy from the inside. While the taste of your slick mixes with the sweetness of the cake.

Leaning down to kiss him, you can taste yourself mixing in with the sugary sweetness of the cake. He leans forward, pressing your back against the sofa. As he rubs your clit with his thumb. And you spread your legs a little further for Satoru.

He groans against your lips as he parts his. And you do the same. It has been so long since you kissed Satoru. And when he slips his tongue into your mouth. The way he loudly moans as he presses his bare body against yours.

Smearing some of the cake onto his chest. So you break the kiss by pulling his hair. which hears you're a soft, needy whine from him. As you lean down and trail kisses along his jawline. And down his neck, biting down halfway where you remember his sweet spot is.

Satoru softly whines, "Nnngsweetheart!" You wrap your legs around his hand as he quickens his pace. And he slips two fingers past your lips. Which he curls deep inside of you, rubbing the sweet spot inside of you.

Sucking on his neck as he says in a breathy voice, "Baby, I adore how quickly your pussy gets worked up for me. Tell me how much you like that, how good your ex-husband is making you feel."

Pulling away from Satoru and slipping your finger up his chest. So that you can gather some of the cake that is smeared onto him. You slip your finger into your lip, as Satoru pumps both of his fingers faster. You pull your finger out of your mouth and whine,

"You are so mean." You shouldn't be doing this. It's dangerous to let him become your lover again. But the way his fingers stroke the inside of your pussy. While he rubs your clit.

A soft smile on his face. While his eyes, the soft blue of the sky right as the sun is rising, are memorizing every one of your expressions. It's too much, almost as if he is making love to your pussy, softly caressing your sweet spot.

Taking his time caressing you instead of finger fucking your pussy like you had begged him to do. Which you weren't supposed, he was supposed to be begging. And at the start, Satoru was. With a hungry and desperate look in his eyes. And paired with his pretty words of how much he wants you.

Now he has you trapped against the sofa, legs spread and your body scrunched up. As he makes you feel so small. Since even on his knees in front of you, his large frame still looms over you.

Satoru can't help himself with the way you are underneath him. With his name on your glossy lips. While your pussy is loudly telling him just how much you are enjoying his fingers.

The possessiveness, his former jealousy as he thinks about the men who entered this apartment before him. It drives his question,

"Is my pretty princess getting close to cumming?" You don't correct him, since you can't even form the words to answer him. So you nod your head weakly.

The growing pleasure between your legs becomes all that you can think about. He grins, "Good girl, your soft pussy is squeezing my fingers so tightly. Just don't look away from my pretty princess. You look so beautiful trying to handle my fingers. I can't wait to hear you tell me my cock is too much."

His words push you over the edge, as you cream around his fingers. Which he slowly drags out of your pussy, but before he licks his finger, he gathers some cake off your chest.

Satoru tells you, "I want to hear you beg me to cum tonight, I'm begging for you too. I need to hear your pretty voice telling me how much you need my cum in your pretty pussy." Then he sticks his cum and cake-covered fingers into his mouth.

You force yourself to look away at the sight of him sucking his fingers. While sight is too much for you to keep staring at. And the moment he notices your attention is on the cartoon playing behind him, he rubs your clit. Which makes the question you ask to come out shaky,

"Weren't you supposed to be eating me out?" As he cleans his fingers, he pulls his fingers out of his mouth. And grabs your throat loosely, putting his thumb under your chin. His large hand covers all of your throat and jawline, forcing you to look up at him.

Satoru smiles as he leans down and kisses your forehead before he says, "I'm getting to that, but it would be rude of me not to take my time enjoying your cake before I get to dessert." He lets go of your throat to grab your hip. Before he softly kisses your neck, sending tingles down to your clit. As he slowly rubs circles into your sensitive and puffy nub.

Your legs tremble and your hips jerk away from his thumb. Only for him to pull your hips back into place. Which causes you to whine,

"It's not fair your too big overall, with your dumb large hands, stupid muscular chest, pretty thighs...making me want to fuck you. Mmmnn!" You bite into your bottom lip to keep yourself from moaning so loudly.

"Stop being so small, and maybe I wouldn't seem so big to you. Does it matter anyway? You like how I'm able to manhandle you. It makes my pussy wetter when I put you into the position I want to make love to you in." You close your eyes as you whimper,

"You can't be talking about making love to me, only about fucking me. We broke up." You don't sound too convincing when you are wearing the wedding ring he gave to you.

The metal band cools as it presses against his chest. While you rest your hand on his chest. As he trails sloppy opening mouth kisses down to your collarbone. Before Satoru pulls away enough to say,

"Doesn't mean we can't try again, and I'm not expecting forgiveness or for things to go back to the way they were, but I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you. You already left me once before, so you could do it again." He is sure if you do, you'll be taking the rest of his heart with him. Which is all the more reason if you give him another chance, he can't fuck it up.

If it wasn't for the way he was lovingly stroking your clit. As he places sloppy open-mouth kisses on your chest, licking the bits of cake off of your breasts. While his firm grip on your hips made it hard for you to squirm away from his thumb.

The pleasure had your mind scrambling up, as you honestly answer, "It was hard to do so the first time. But it seems like it changed you for the better." Satoru takes one of your nipples in his mouth, flicking the hard bud with his warm, soft tongue. While he keeps the same slow pace, only adding more pressure. While he tries to push you off the edge quicker.

It doesn't take long before you feel your warm cream dripping from your slit. As you clench around nothing. While you squeeze your thighs around his waist. Satoru pulls away, tugging on your nipple before letting it go.

He moves his hand from your hip and wraps his arm around your waist. While he moves the hand between your legs underneath your thigh. As you bask in the sweet afterglow from two incredible highs.

It doesn't matter that you don't wrap your arms around his neck. Since Satoru holds you tightly to him easily. As he leans back to ensure that you rest on him comfortably. While you only wrap the other leg around him.

Satoru says, "You ready for me to eat you out princess?" As he carries you to your bedroom. Where he throws you onto the bed, making your stomach flip. As you let out a loud squeal of excitement. Which turns into giggles that become a soft gasp. When Satoru quickly forces your legs open. After he got onto your bed.

Satoru licks up your slit and to your puffy clit. Which he sucks into his mouth as he slips three of his fingers past your lips. As he looks up at you from under his thick white lashes with his baby blue eyes.

You whimper, "Satoru I don't think I can cum again so quickly." He pulls away as he spreads his fingers apart inside of you. He smirks up at you as he purrs,

"Don't worry, love you'll squirt soon enough." He dips his head, flattening his tongue against your clit. As you toss your head back against your pillows, moaning out his name. While grinding your clit against his tongue.

Pulling his fluffy white hair. Which makes Satoru loudly groan against your clit. The vibrations go down to your squelching pussy. As he quickly pumps his three fingers deep into your heat.

Grabbing your hip squeezes you with his other free hand. Your phone rings from where you left it on the dresser. After ignoring it the first time, it rings again and you loudly groan in disgust.

Only to whimper as you twist your hand in his soft hair. Satoru stops sucking your clit to ask,

"Who is it? They seem to want you just as much as I do. Only you normally pick up after the first two rings. Does that mean you are eager to talk to me?" You, Shoko, and Suguru are the only three people he calls.

He never thought he could call you again and hear the smile in your voice as you ask him what he wants.

A smirk takes over his lips. And he slips his fingers out of your pussy, getting off the bed. As you whine at the loss of attention, he says,

"So greedy. I've already made you cum twice. And you told me you can't cum again. Yet you are still whining when I stop touching you. Is that why you answered the door barely dressed for me? Because you want my large hands all over you? Trust me princess, I've been thinking about touching and playing with your small self all day."

By the time he finishes speaking, the phone had stopped ringing. And not even a second passes before it starts again. So he answers the call and puts it on speakerphone.

Another man's voice comes through the phone. And the look of displeasure on your face as they say,

"Hey I was wondering if you want to go on a date. I know you said no." Is comforting. But the idea of another stupid persistent fucker lingering around you besides himself is enraging. So Satoru buries his anger like he buries his tongue into your pussy.

Covering your mouth as you barely listen to Stan says, "But I thought maybe I give you a second chance. Since I was hoping you felt the connection between us." Satoru replaces his tongue with four of his fingers. And your face burns as you wonder if Stan can hear how loud your pussy is getting. As he rubs his palm against your clit between each pump of his fingers, making your pussy squelch.

Satoru grabs your hand uncovering your mouth, he leans down and whispers into your ear,

"Reject him right now. Or I will." You open your mouth to say something, only for Satoru to rub your sweet spot with his long fingers. While he grinds his palm against your sensitive clit. And all you can do is bite on your bottom lip as he chuckles.

"You should have called earlier so she could reject you herself again. You persistent asshole. But since you didn't take her words for it, take mine. She isn't ever going to be interested. Not when she can squirt on my fingers and cock." He had been taking his time with you.

Winding you up and getting off on getting you drunk with pleasure. It is intoxicating, every squeeze from your pussy. And the way you moan his name made it easy to ignore the throbbing in his cock. Since you said he couldn't touch himself. Which means he is going to cum quickly when his cock gets any attention. But by that point, it won't matter. Since your pussy will ache from having already cummed so much.

The man is trying to sound tough. While Satoru thinks if only he could have a face-to-face with the man. He wonders if the man would be cursing at him like he is now. When he says,

"Who the fuck are you to speak for her? I bet you have her gagged so she can't speak. She doesn't want you. I want to hear it from her." You too focused on Satoru and the bubbling pleasure between your legs. which is making your body melt into the mattress.

Satoru laughs as he says, "She already told you no! You said so yourself, you fucker. If she wanted you, she would be clear. After all, she answered the door for me, her ex, barely dressed. She wants me so badly she doesn't know what to do with herself. It's so fucking hot." Satoru sticks two of his fingers into your mouth. Pressing down on your tongue. Satoru taunts the man some more by saying,

"You don't deserve to hear her. I feel bad for you, you will never know how pretty her pussy looks all creamy. Or hear how pretty she sounds. You can't even see the look on her face as she is staring up at me like I'm the only one who matters to her." The man who started shouting halfway through Satoru's ramble went silent.

Slowly Satoru pulls his fingers out of your mouth as he tells you, "I guess he hung up. When he shows his face again, I'm kicking it in. I don't do well sharing. All those fuckers that got their chance while we were broken up are too fucking lucky. If I can help it baby after tonight, your pussy won't get wet for anyone else." The way he talks, it's as if you are his again. And by the way, he plays with your pussy a part of you wants to agree.

Satoru bites down on your thigh, and let's go just as quickly. Before he softly kisses your wet pussy lips and clit. Which he sucks into his mouth, swirling his tongue around your puffy nub.

He then slides his tongue down and switches it with his fingers. As he rubs your clit with his thumb. While he pumps his tongue inside of you.

Your eyes are burning with tears that quickly roll down the sides of your face. While your body quivers, you jerk your hips away, in between grinding against his tongue. Which curls inside you as he loudly moans, the vibrations going up to your clit.

That he is rubbing with his thumb and he knows just how much pressure is too much. As he slowly applies more till he is testing the limits of painful overstimulation. Which makes you switch between finding the pleasure overwhelming and wanting more of it.

Your stomach tenses up and your brain goes blank. And you are gushing on his tongue. As your mind swirls with his blatant jealousy and interest. Unlike the first time he got you all those years ago, there are no games. Just straight-up confessions that he wanted you back, while he takes his time worshiping your pussy.

Satoru pulls away when you are pushing on his head. His chin is wet with your slick. Which he whips clean on your bed sheets. Before he sits down next to you. And then pulls you on top of him.

Resting your head on his chest. Your sensitive clit is twitching and your pussy is clenching around nothing, pressing against his throbbing cock. The simple warmth of his cock and the softness of his skin against you is almost too much for you to handle.

Trying to focus on trying to catch your breath and stopping the flowing tears that are smearing onto Satoru's chest. Which is now cleaner after being pressed against your now dirty bedsheets.

He grabs your shoulder and slowly pulls you away. So he can kiss your forehead after he whips away your tears with his clean thumb. The soft tenderness of the moment is grounding you as he asks,

"Are you ok? We can stop right now. I can clean you up, change your sheets and tuck you in for your beauty sleep." The thoughtfulness brings a fresh wave of tears. Since more than anything, you feel so loved and treasured sitting on his lap. With his only concern being your well-being regardless of the huge lack of attention his own cock has gotten.

You lean forward and softly kiss his chest before you say, "I'm more than good and I'm going to ride your cock until you cum." You reach behind yourself and line him up with you. And as you slowly sink yourself down on him.

You only slip his pretty pink tip inside you before pulling away. And he lets out a desperate, needy whine Satoru makes as he pouts. Which quickly vanishes as his jaw drops and his lips part in o. When you take his cock balls deep and clench him repeatedly.

Satoru's long fingers and fat tongue work magic, it is nothing compared to the way his cock makes you feel. As your sensitive pussy squeezes him and you can feel the ridge of his head. While his head presses against the pack of your pussy.

You are about to lift your hips, when Satoru stops you as he says, "Shit you got to give me a second to get used to your pussy. Just seeing me inside of you is going to make me bust princess." You lean back so you can see the bulge and Satoru whines.

You push on the bulge in your stomach, and Satoru groans as you say, "That's ok, my legs are wobbly so I don't think I'll last long. I just really want to get you off with my pussy. You want to cum deep inside of me don't you, so you can see your thicky cum drip out of my aching pussy." His grasp on your hips loosens. As he slips one hand to your back, to support you as you lift your hips.

No matter how many times Satoru saw his cock slide out of you, tugging on your pussy. He can never get enough, he moans,

"I want to fill your pretty pussy up. Want to fuck my cum deep inside your pretty princess pussy with my pretty cock. We look so good together baby." His hand resting on your guide your slow pace. As your thighs press against him, while they quiver.

You want to tell him that this will be the last time. yet you have a feeling that somehow you will end up underneath him again. Even though your mind is telling you not to ignite old flames. Which are better left off as a friendship.

It was so hard to walk away form Satoru when he had been chasing after any shred of attention he could get from you. Which it was so hard not to cave. Since this was so unlike the first time when he kept you guessing for so long.

His interest in you is obvious, but he wasn't pressuring you. Since until tonight he hadn't said a word about your birthday, along with the day and night that followed. He just seems happy to just be your friend. And when you pick up his call and hear his cheerful voice on the other side, calms you down while making your heart swell with excitement.

You whine, "Why are you so hard to stay away from? Coming back into my life is so sweet, sexy, charming, attentive, and vulnerable around me. And making me feel so fucking special. Why couldn't you do this sooner." Your legs give. As Satoru squeezes your hip and lifts you off his cock.

Groaning as he watches his cock tug on your pussy. As he takes his time lifting you off of him. Until his head is making your pussy lips look puffer as he wraps around him. He says,

"I don't know princess, but better late than never. Please tell me it isn't too late." While he lets you push your hips down. The softness of your pussy and the way you just whine,

"Toruuuu!" You can't tell him either way. As the old emotional scars from your failed marriage with him hold you back. Even though you are wearing the old wedding ring he gave you while riding his cock.

You plea, "Please cum, please cum pleaaseeee. Stuff me pretty please." Even though you are begging Satoru is trying his hardest not to. Since he doesn't want your soft squishy pussy rubbing his cock, squeezing him.

You lean forward and press soft kisses on his neck. Where you knew he would shiver with the soft feel of your lips.

Satoru adores how you still remember his body so well. And when he hears you say, "My handsome Toru, with your soft lips, pretty moans, and messy hair. Which is perfect for pulling on don't you think?" The praise has him smiling widely as he whines,

"I'm your handsome toru?" You had only meant to praise him. And those words had only slipped out in the heat of the moment. Yet you don't take your words back. As stay quiet and pull his head to the side, with a handful of his hair, to show more of his neck.

Press a series of gentle along his jawline to his throat. Which you bite down into the moment his jaw gives way to his neck. It's a soft nip, but it makes Satoru's cock jerk inside of you. Which pushes you over the edge, as you clench tighter around him.

Satoru groans, "Love your wet, soft warm pussy, feelsogoood." His words slur together. As his eyes roll back and his cum spills inside of you. You whine,

"It's so warm! Missed feeling your cum inside of me." Satoru keeps the same slow pace, as his hands bruise your hips. While he rides himself through his high, he groans,

"Gonna fuck it deeper inside of you princess." Satoru fucks his cum deep into your pussy before he stops. Relaxing his grip on your hips. As you lay against his chest, with his softening cock inside of you.

You close your eyes. While you listen to the pounding of his heart. As he rubs your sides with his large hands. And you find yourself about to ask him to spend the night, so you can cuddle him some more. So you sit up and look at him, asking,

"Do you want me to run us a bath?" Satoru remembers your bubble baths with calming-smelling oils and pretty flower petals. While you had candles light up around you. There would be nights that he dreams of just holding you in the bath one more time. While the two of you talk about random stuff.

Satoru offers, "I'll run the bath for you. I'm sure you are tired after cumming so much for me. And looking so beautiful while you did it." You lift yourself off him and lay down next to him. As Satoru gets off the bed and heads for the bathroom. While he continues to say,

"But first, let me clean you off. While I get the bath ready."

Your mind is racing, your body tingling, and your pussy aching. As you close your eyes. While waiting for Satoru to come back. As you hear the water rush into the bathtub.

It's moments later that Satoru comes back into your bedroom. With a wet hand towel in hand, he gets back on the bed, spreading your legs apart. So that he can wipe the mess of cum that sticking to the inside of your thighs, pussy lips.

You mumble, "I'm going to sleep gooood tonight." Some of his creamy cum is oozing past your lips. And the need to push it back inside you overwhelms him. As he slips two of his fingers past your lips.

You jerk your hips, running away from his fingers. As he grabs your hips and pulls you back. While he pushes his cum deeper inside of you, he asks you,

"Do you want me to tuck you in before I leave?" Slowly pulling his fingers out. He lifts them up to your lips. And you open your mouth for Satoru, who lightly presses his wet fingers down on your tongue.

Wrapping your legs around him. While he uses the other side of the warm, wet handtowel to clean the last bits of sugary cakes off your chest. As you suck his fingers clean, he leans forward and kisses your forehead.

The pop your mouth makes when he pulls his fingers out makes his cock twitch. As he pushes the thought aside while he gets off the bed. Before he tries to start round two without giving you time to rest up a little.

Setting the hand towel on your side table. Before he picks you up, cradling you to his chest. His muscular arms comforting, as you close your eyes. And rest your head against his chest. You mumble,

"You can kiss my forehead when you tuck me in." Satoru carries you into the bathroom. Where the bathtub is half full, with fluffy bubbles on top. And slowly Satoru lowers you into the warm water. As he says,

"I'll cover your cheeks and even the tip of your nose in kisses." As Satoru pulls away, you sink deeper down into the soothing water. Which still has little remains of the Dr. Teals, bath salts you used to soothe your aches.

You mumble, "You're being too sweet." Opening your eyes to watch him, as he lights the candles around the bathtub. Before he holds up his finger and says,

"Wait real quick." This time, Satoru is gone for longer. This leaves you with your thoughts on why you didn't change before answering the door. And why you crave his lustful approval of your outfit.

You use your toes to turn off the water. Before closing your eyes, taking a deep breath of lavender and vanilla that fills the air. As you try to shove the thought of your head. Since you already knew and didn't like the answer.

Satoru comes back after you don't know how long. With a large glass of wine, an enormous slice of cake, a fork, a lighter, and a blunt. The last two items resting on the plate away from the cake. Satoru sets the plate and large glass of wine on the wide brim of your bathtub, next to your candles.

Satoru grabs the blunt off the plate and sparks it, as you ask him, "Are you going properly eat your cake now?" He places a dry small hand towel over the rim of the tub. While he says,

"I already did. I just want to feed you some. Give me one more minute." Satoru leaves the bathtub and comes back with your laptop. And two stuffed animals, a small dragon and a dog with a unicorn horn. Both of which he won for you on your first carnival date.

Putting a stuffed animal on either side of a laptop. That Satoru plays Bob's Burgers on the laptop. As he takes the blunt front between his lips and blows out a huge puff of smoke. That creates little thin waves of clouds that layer over each other.

You use the hand towel to dry your hands off, as you grab the large wine glass. Which you swirl around the glass before taking some sips. As Satoru turns towards the bathtub. So you move forward to let Satoru sit behind you.

He had picked an excellent wine to go along with the sweet. Which had reminded you of something you were doing for your store. So as Satoru blows out another large puff of smoke, you tell him,

"I was thinking of expanding my store soon. The building on the left of mine is empty now. So I am opening up a part meant for adults at night to eat sweets and drink wine. It's going to be pricey, but we should be able to make back the cost." Swirling the wine again and drinking some more.

He could easily cover the cost, so don't you lose anything. But he knows you would feel insulted. So instead, he holds the blunt to your lips for you to take a large drag off and he says to you,

"That's going to be good for business. You can make it a place where couples like to go. Or you could make it have a more lounge feel to it. I'm proud of you." The words aren't making your pussy tingle. That you are blaming on the wine as you blow out the puff of smoke.

He grabs the glass of wine out of your hand. And lifts it to his lips. As he swirls around before he takes a sip. After which, he sets the wine down to take a bite of the cake.

You say, "I keep jumping between if I want to make it a couples' spot. Since the other part of the cafe, and the cat around is more of a lounge. I have been leaning more towards romantic. And the various kitties will walk over there as well after we get part of the wall torn down. So couples can pet kitties as well." You take another long drag. And then blow it out, before Satoru takes the blunt away.

You grab the glass of wine, swirl, and take a sip. While you listen to Satoru say, "Princess, you might see me alone there. So can pet the various kitties and enjoy your cooking, which I've missed so much." He adores how your soft body presses against his. As you sit in his lap while resting against his chest.

Satoru takes a deep puff of the blunt. He blows out a large puff of smoke, as he listens to you say, "It would be awkward to bring a date to your ex's store." Telling yourself that if you don't give into Satoru's chasing again. Or don't tempt him again, by answering the door barely dressed. Then, eventually, he will move on. And maybe you could give the ring you are wearing back to him.

No you couldn't, but at the very least you need to put it up somewhere. And not wear it again. Since you would not date him again. A lustful sorry while deep inside you wouldn't cut it for how easily he stopped trusting you were with Satoru, for him. Or the nasty words he said while drunk because of it.

Satoru takes another puff and blows it out before he tells you, "If you want to wear the ring since it looks pretty on you. I could get you a chain to put it on." And without hesitating, you say,

"I would like that. Only if it's not weird for our friendship." As if he didn't make you cum so much, you lost count. Before he stuffed your guts full of his cum. Which you already want more of.

Satoru holds the blunt to your lips so you can take another puff as he says, "I'm liking this close friendship of occasionally fucking and taking baths together. After you made me cake and dressed up for me." You wrinkle your nose and whine,

"I was just trying on a new set I got today before you came over." As you try to deny to yourself that you were thinking about him. When you made the impulsive decision to check out a lingerie store. One of your best friends was telling you all about it.

Satoru says, "You look stunning in it, but then again you always look, beautiful princess." And you hate the way his voice and words give you butterflies.

At his house, laying face down in bed. As he recalls you wearing the wedding ring. Something which gave him hope, but now stands for how badly he fucked up. And lost you because of it.

No one else should even have a chance. He stands by his vows cheesily, calling himself the luckiest man. And he envies him for having the chance to sleep next to you and love you freely. Yet at the time he was too self-centered to do so, with the rich kid illness, as you called it.

He never thought he had to own up and apologize, never knew how to be there for you emotionally. For some damn reason, he thought if he just threw some money on the problem, it would fix itself. It wasn't until after you left him he truly understood that you just wanted him to own up and grow up.

Since you were gone, a year after you left, he tried a half-hearted attempt at dating. But he always compared them to you. And finding so many ways they weren't you. To where he gave up and decided that being alone was better than chasing after someone who wasn't you.

There is a painful ache in his chest, making it hard for him to breathe. As his eyes burn with hot tears. Regardless, he rolls over, wiping his eyes. And then blinking the fresh tears away.

Satoru grabs his phone to message you. He made it safe. Since you would pout if he didn’t.

Something he missed since you decided you couldn't deal with him anymore. He couldn't blame you. He used to be an asshole and still is. Since if he really cared, maybe he would leave you alone. But ever since you walked out, the house never felt like home.

Satoru sends, ‘Made it to the house. Can I see you tomorrow?’ He wants to see you every day and misses living with you and all your little plants and stuffed animals.

‘Come by after I get off for some sweets and a cat? There is a fluffy white cat with blue eyes that is deaf. I’m worried about them in the shop.’

‘We can go cat shopping together to make my new baby comfortable.' Satoru smiles as you agree. As he calls Suguru to talk to him about you. The moment Suguru picks up, Satoru says,

"Ok so I got home from eating cake. And I'm a dad now."

Suguru sounds confused as he says, "She said she was getting on the pill so you can fill her up?" Suguru knew he was outing you. But judging by how long Satoru was at your's all night indulging himself in 'cake', something more must have happened. He knew it would. Since both of you are hung up on each other.

Satoru takes a breath before he says, "Really, I'm going to see if I can fill her up again. She answered the door, looking so beautiful in her bra and panties. And she had on the wedding ring. She has been thinking about me but is scared to start again. I get that. I let her down a lot. And didn't trust her." Putting Suguru on speakerphone and looking at his home screen. Which he had changed back to a picture of you.

You looked so adorable in front of a large snow man that he had helped you make. So he had to take a picture of you proudly smiling. After you had finished decorating its face.

He had assumed that you just wanted him for his money and or last name, or his only looks for the longest. But when you up and left, making it very clear it was his behavior in the end that drove you away.

Still not done rambling, Satoru is looking at the picture of you as he says, "But no Ima cat dad, she found a fluffy white and blue eyes deaf cat she wants me to take. You need to come over and help me cat-proof the house. it's been so long since been here. Since if I'm lucky then I can get her to hang out with me to the point of bringing her over."

Suguru tells Satoru, "Breath, let me process your word dump. You really missed her. I understood you missed her, but I thought maybe you would get over her. But I haven't heard you this happy in years."

"I want to get re-married. I still love her so man much, and it's so nice to tell the guys hitting her up to fuck off." Satoru snickers before he says,

"I set him my cock covered in her cum after I put her in the bathtub. She hasn't changed her password and I couldn't help myself. He gets an unwanted dick pic since he keeps hounding around her. She already rejected you!" Satoru sighs as he stands up and starts pacing around his room.

Not letting Suguru get a word in yet, Satoru keeps rambling, "Granted, she rejected me too. But she also is kind of my fuck buddy right now?" Satoru could hear Suguru driving.

Suguru takes the moment that Satoru pauses right after his question to say, "Based on the way both of you talked to me about each other. Let things progress how they are, she will see through your actions that you've changed for her. I'm proud of you."

Satoru flops back into the bed, as he sighs, “Thanks. And I hope you’re right, hate sleeping alone I miss her laying next to me. Anyway she is coming over. I need help to clean up. And I want to put some shelves up on the wall for the cat to get a higher view of the place. I’m not getting much for the cat yet since I want to see if I can get her to go shopping with me.”

Suguru grins as he says, “I’ll be there soon. I’m sure she is going to go with you, maybe invite her over afterward to get everything set up. Maybe ask her to stay for some dinner after?”

It's late the next afternoon when Satoru shows up with your favorite milk tea. While he has an extra heaping of boba balls at the bottom of his. And after you accept your tea from him with a,

"You remembered, thank you." You had taken him to one of your favorite stores. Since he had taken you to one of his. And Satoru is trying his hardest to show you he is more attentive both in the bedroom and out. So maybe if there is a slight chance to get you back like Suguru says, he doesn't fuck it up.

It gives Satoru hope since you are wearing the ring your old wedding ring on the chain. That he picked out yesterday. Before he had one of his secretaries, bring it to you. While he was working extra to make sure he could have a free afternoon for you.

Satoru smiles as you poke your straw through it. And your shoulder loses a bit of the tension from running the morning shift of your store. He says,

"Of course sweetness, now where is my baby? What kind of dad hasn't seen their baby all day?" So you take another sip and turn around, motioning for him to follow. His eyes drift down to how your ass looks in your skirt. And he is glad he has on sunglasses so no one can see him shamelessly checking you out.

You open the door and in the room's corner is a bunched-up, sleeping white fluff ball. Which Satoru beelines over to. So he sits down next to his new baby. That he wakes up by rubbing the soft tuff of fur behind their ear. Which causes the fuzzball to open their eyes.

Peering up at him with wide blue eyes and loudly screaming with a scratchy meow. Satoru snickers, "Lil' baby can't hear how loud she is. So cute, I love her. I can place her by the door and let her scream at everyone who enters."

You are widely smiling as the cat stands up and arches her back. While walking past Satoru, you say, "Wonderful. Looking into her eyes made me think of you so." The moment you say the words, you wish you can take them back. And you are grateful that he doesn't look up from the large fuzzy white cat.

Then he says, "Good to know we have been thinking of each other." He couldn't help himself. It's been twice now that he has had you underneath him. And now it's looking like it might be the start of a semi-regular thing.

Beforehand, he had been good at keeping his comments to himself. But now it's getting harder to hide how much he is still in love with you. As if he was doing a good job of hiding it beforehand.

His name comes off your lips so sweet, "Toru..." he wants to stand up, turn around, and kiss you. He could fuck you in the staff room of your job and have you send him the video for it.

To ruin the moment, you scoff, "thinking of me when you jerk, it doesn't count." But Satoru doesn't let you. As he retorts,

"Can't help it when wake up thinking of your soft wet pussy." And you take a long sip of the tea Satoru brought you. As you try to ignore the thought of him lying naked in bed, stroking his pretty cock. While he bites into his puffy pouty bottom lip, with his baby blue eyes and hair open. And his hand other hands around his balls.

Satoru can't help himself this time when you say nothing. He looks over at you to catch the blatantly hungry look in your eyes. So he stands up and walks up to you, as you take a step back until your back hits the wall. And he can trap you with both hands which he places on the wall on either side of you, as he hunches over.

Satoru tells you, "Tell me to stop and I will." You hate how much you adored the way his large body over yours made you feel so warm. With all the heat pooling between your legs. As you recall, no one could check the camera but you. Since you had locked your office before, Satoru showed up.

You can't bring yourself to tell him to stop, but you don't want to admit how badly you want him. But you can't help but crave having him between your legs. As you admire the way his loose, partly button-up white shirt shows his hard chest.

Satoru's cock is throbbing. All you are doing is looking at him, but he is so painfully hard it's embarrassing. He asks, "Are you going to keep eye-fucking me, or should I put on a show for you?"

You bite the bait and tell Satoru, "Stroke your pretty cock for me. Show me how you jerk off while you think of me." Satoru smirks as he reaches down and unbuttons his pants.

Pushing his pants and underwear down enough to let his cock slip out. Which he grabs with his large hand, holding out. And while he palms the tip of his cock, making more of his creamy pre-cum ooze from his slit.

You can't yourself from offer, "Let me get your cock wet for you." As you slide down the wall and get on your knees. And grab his pants to pull down more, so you can see his pretty, heavy balls.

Your skirt pooling around you, while you look up at him with wide eyes. As you lick your lips and reach for his cock. Which he moves his hand so that you can slap his cock on your tongue.

Satoru cups your cheek, his large hand covering the whole side of your face. As he groans, "You can do whatever you want with my cock. And use it to get yourself off however you want." You wrap your lips around him and quickly take him deep into your throat. And pause while your nose is in his short white hair.

Hallowing your cheeks and pulling Satoru's cock out with a loud pop. Your lips are wet with spit. While your red lipstick is smeared on his cock, making his cock throb.

You tell Satoru, "After I suck your dick like a lollipop then, you are going to be a good boy and stand still for me while I stuff my cock right? And tomorrow you can send a video of the pretty sight you are when you jerk your cock off."

Satoru opens his mouth to say something to you. When you take his cock deep into your throat again. It had been so long since you've seen the star-struck, needy look on his face. While his legs tremble and his breathy moans of your name fill the small back room.

Satoru warns you, "Someone could walk in on you, suck my cock." Yet as you wink up at him, Satoru groans. Before you quicken the pace of your bobbing head. As he smirks and moves his hand from the side of your face to the top of your head. He adds,

"Does that excite you? Mmm you always did like being fucked like a dirty slut just as much as you like me pampering you like a spoiled princess. Fuck the things your wet mouth makes me feel. I've missed your mouth so much." He drops his hand from your head, so he doesn't mess up your hair. Cupping Satoru's heavy balls with one hand. as some of it spills off the sides of your palm.

You pull Satoru's cock out of your mouth with a loud pop as you lift his cock and tell him, "Your balls are full of so much cum. I can't stop thinking of how warm and good it feels when you fill me up. Fuck you, Toru for having such a pretty, yummy cock." You press a soft kiss at the base of his cock. Where his ball skin starts, with his long cock resting on your face.

Having Satoru's long cock in your face while he moans, "How else am I supposed to keep your attention? I have to look all pretty for you, princess." Has your pussy throbbing, as you take a deep breath of the musk of his cock and balls.

Satoru moans, "That's right princess, kiss your fat balls that your sweet pussy is going to milk." While he keeps his sparkling baby blue eyes focused on you. As you suck his balls into your mouth and move your hand to his cock. Which you pump with your fist.

Your pussy clenches around nothing at the soft, slick sounds of your fist slipping up and down his length. Which mixes in with Satoru's beautiful low drawn-out moans. Since Satoru had never kept quiet. Which only encourages you.

Letting his balls go with a soft pop. And you lick up from his balls along the underneath of his cock. Until you reach his leaking tip, wrapping your legs around him. As Satoru can't stop himself from jerking his cock deep into your throat.

Satoru whines, "I want to fuck your soft, warm mouth so badly." You moan around half-way around his cock. As he abruptly jerks his cock into your throat.

You give him a thumbs up. Before you place your hand on his thighs. And he moans softly, "You're too good to me." Satoru leaves his cock deep in your throat. So that he can feel your throat squeezing him. While you gag on his cock, your throat shows him a faint outline of how deep he is.

Waiting until your eyes water up before he pulls his cock out of your throat. And he fucks part of his cock into your mouth. While you stick your tongue out and he whines,

"Shit I'm getting too close to cumming too quickly. Your mouth is too damn good. It's not fair, I barely fuck your cute mouth. It's just the way you are looking up at me." You moan around his cock and Satoru has to pull away.

You stand up and turn around, pulling your shirt up. As Satoru takes a moment to admire the shape of your ass, your panties clinging to your puffy pussy. And with your thighs spilling out the top of your thigh-high socks. Satoru knows he is a goner as you shift your hips from side to side.

Satoru takes his sun glass off, folding them up and sliding them into his pocket. Before he drops to his knees and presses his nose against your soaking panties. As he takes a deep breath before licking your panties. And moaning at the flavor, as he pulls your panties aside. And slips his tongue past your wet lips.

Grabbing handfuls of your ass, and squeezes, digging his fingers into your softness. As he curls his tongue, fucking it quickly deep inside of you. While your pussy quivers around his tongue every time he rubs your sweet spot with his long tongue.

Letting go of one of your cheeks and reaching around you. So that he can rub your clit. While your knees buckle and press together. And as you sit more on his face, you whine,

"Wanna cum please, don't stop." Satoru groans as he closes his eyes, letting himself get lost in the softness of your ass pressing against his face. While you sit on him and grind your hips. With your drooling pussy clenching his tongue. As he rubs your puffy clit.

He missed behind able to have you around the house. He used to turn you around if need be. Before he stripped you of any clothes that impeded his face from getting in between your legs. So that you have to sit on his face and smother him with your pussy and ass.

Reaching behind you to grab onto his hair. While you place your hand against the wall, he has you pressed against it. With your face turned to the side, your lower back arched. While the camera on the far side of the wall should catch all of it.

Gushing on his face as Satoru moans loudly. The vibrations going to your clit, that he is rubbing circles into. As he fucks you through your high with his tongue. While he wraps his hand around his aching cock.

Stroking himself using the spit that still covers him. As you pull on his hair, the dull pain makes his cock throb. While he recalls the time you had him by the hair while you fucked him from behind.

Trying to push his face away and whine, "Too sensitive." Satoru pulls away to see your creamy pussy. Which he presses a soft kiss too. Before he licks his lips and then wipes your juices off his chin with his sleeve. That he rolls up right after.

Satoru says, "In that case, do you want to head out? We can go shopping together with Ms. Snuggles. She has the perfect amount of fluff to bury your face into." Stepping away from the wall enough to bend over more. As you place your hands on the wall, you tell him,

Your cheeks are burning as you tell him, "We can go together, but first I want to get you off."

Satoru asks, "Are you sure you don't want to be filled with cum?" There is only so much time the two of you could be back here. Before someone comes to check up. Or maybe one of your employees might come to ask you a question, only to find you getting dicked down in the back.

Biting into your bottom lip as you wait a second. While thinking about how to respond. Since you recall his love for making you beg. While you wonder how long the two of you have been back here. So you plea with him,

" I want to be stuffed full of your cum. Hurry up, I don't want to wait any longer." And finally, you feel his large hands on your ass. As he puts his cock on top of your bent-over ass he tells you,

"You know you are too short for my cock to reach your pussy. So am going to have to pick you up. You can keep your hands on the wall. Or cling to me." And right away, you tell him,

"Then can I face you? I want to see the pretty expression you make when you cum inside of me." Satoru steps away, as you stand up and go to lock the door. Before you drop your skirt down and kick it to the side.

Satoru rips your panties off as he back you up against the wall. While he tells you, "Babygirl you can't be telling me things like that. Asking me to send you a video of me jerking off, wanting me to stuff you full of cum." You grab him by his loose button-up shirt, working on the last of the buttons.

He adds, "Lil' princess, you are barely sticking to your no-sex rule as it is. Who is to say what happens if I flirt with you more?" He shrugs his shirt off his shoulders. Which you drop on top of your skirt. As he reaches down, cups your ass and lifts you up.

You mumble, "So you have been flirting with me?" You recall every morning Snapchat of him sweaty after a morning jog. While asking what you are eating. To which if you tell you he hasn't or that you plan to skip. Then he scolds you. Sometimes you say you aren't just to see his concerned face.

Satoru tells you, "How can I not? I fucked up badly and I really want you back. But most of all, I just want to see you happy, even if that is just as a friend." You wrap your hands around his neck as Satoru pauses. Before he continues saying,

"I know that after how I hurt you. You won't accept me back so easily. You shouldn't, but I make it up to you over the years, show you I've changed." He grabs his cock and lines himself up with you.

Rutting his cock head against your pussy a few times before slipping his head past your lips. Before he steps away from the wall while pushing his cock deeper into you.

Satoru is looming over you as he places on hand on the wall behind you. While holds you up with his tight grasp on your waist. And himself buried inside of you. Which only makes you feel smaller underneath his tall frame.

His eyes flutter shut as he pulls his cock out, dragging himself against your soft pussy. And you protest,

"Look at me Toru." A shudder that starts at his shoulder and runs down his spine, to his hips. Which roughly jerk deep inside of you. Where he pauses, opening his eyes and admiring the bulge of his cock. Before looking up to meet your eyes.

Satoru's cock twitches inside of you, his cock head rubbing your cervix. He softly moans, "You feel so damn good every single time. Squeeze my cock with your pussy." And when you do, squeezing then relaxing. Before squeezing him again. As he drops his hand from the wall to grab your other hips.

There is no working up to the rough and quick pace Satoru sets. As the sound of slapping skin feeling the room. While you dig your nails into the back of Satoru's neck. As you cover your mouth with the other hand.

Some of his snow-white hair is falling into his ocean blue eyes as he smiles down at you. And says,

"You are so small compared to me I can so easily fuck you on my cock just like this without you holding onto me. Is that why you wanted to face me, so you can watch how much I love fucking my cock into your pussy like you're my cute little fleshlight?"

The sight of him is blurry as he bounces you on his cock. His balls slapping against your ass. While your pussy squelches with every harsh thrust. As he angles his hips up, bring yours down to meet his.

His arms flex as he makes you meet his thrusts halfway. And you can't help but whine, "Harder! Please Toru." Every thrust is too much as Satoru pins you against the wall.

Grabbing your legs and pushing them up by your sides. His abs flex with every roll of his hips. As he brushes your sweet spot, your pussy gets tighter around him, the closer you get to your peak. So your stomach would tense up by every time his cock stirs your guts up, it makes your body go limp.

Satoru moans, "Good lil' princess you like taking my cock deep into your dripping pussy? Mmm you're getting too tight." After a half-day of annoying meetings, he could work out of his growing frustrations.

Your slick drips onto the backroom floor. Which you are going to have to close this room off until you clean it and air it out after closing. But that is a worry for later. Since the only thought that your mind can hold is the way Satoru is moaning as he fucks his cock into you.

"Can't get enough of it, please, please! Mnnng." Satoru slips his fingers into your mouth, trying to muffle your voice. While you forget to quiet yourself down. As you hook your leg around his waist and grab onto his shoulders.

Your nails digging in as Satoru moans, "I love having you like this, bent in half making you even smaller. Makes me feel so fucking big, it's addicting. You like me making you feel so small and weightless while I fuck you up against the wall?" Satoru gags you with his fingers. As he sticks them deep into your throat.

Satoru pace is getting sloppier as he gets closer. As he says, "Mm I can't get enough of your small pussy tugging on my cock, not wanting to let me go. Such a soft and sweet little pussy." The love struck look on his face, with his hazy blue eyes and pink cheeks. As he whines and moans,

"Your pussy needs to be stuffed full of cum, doesn't she? Gonna stuff your pretty puffy princess pussy full, so you have my cum dripping down your thighs." Satoru slips his fingers out of your mouth as he presses his lips to yours.

Smothering every whine and whimper, while he moans into your mouth. As his tongue slips into your mouth. And his hips still, with his cockhead pressing against your cervix. The feeling of his cum spurting out of his cock sends you over the edge. AS you gush around him. Satoru breaks the kiss and whispers,

"There we go, such a sweet pussy creaming on my cock and milking me so damn well." Slowly Satoru pulls his cock out of you. As he slips his fingers deep inside, curling them as he gathers his cum.

Holding his cum coated fingers up to your lips, you stick out your tongue. And take his fingers, happily sucking the cum off. As there is a knock on the door. So Satoru says to them,

"We are about to come out, I was getting Ms.Snuggles used to me before I put her in my backpack. And take both my new baby and your boss out with me." His fingers are still in your mouth, as he slowly lowers you back onto your feet.

Leaning down, and presses a soft lingering kiss on your forehead. As he holds onto your sides while you steady yourself. And he hears a voice that makes his blood turn to ice. Lisa, one of your closest friends, says through the door,

"Gojo Satoru, as in her ex? Do you have her trapped in this room? Let me hear her speak! Better yet open the fucking door. What are you doing to her?" Your shoulders sag as you call,

"Nothing I didn't want him to do. Let us get dressed. We will be right out." You already know that Lisa will vastly disapprove of you fooling around with him. But as long as you assure her no feelings are involved, maybe she won't be as mad? But that was a conversation you were going to have when you invited her over late tonight.

Satoru and you make quick work getting dressed. As Satoru has to fight the urge to kiss your cheek. Since the moment is over, he knows he can't kiss up on you and touch you like he was. So he crouches down next to Ms. Snuggles who had gone back to sleep.

Leaving you to face Lisa, who has her arms across and a look of disapproval. As she steps into the room and says,

"What are you doing with this selfish asshole again?" Satoru stands up and turns around.

Looking Lisa in the eyes and telling her, "You're right about what she is doing with me. I was a very selfish asshole who acted like an entitled rich brat. But I'm trying to make it up to her." Lisa stiffens up as she looks at you and says,

"Well at least he realizes he was an asshole." She then walks up to Satoru. Looking up at him and pointing a finger at him as she adds,

"Make her cry again and I'm having your nuts roasting over an open fire. You are coming over later and explaining all of your poor life choices involving this asshole." And then she turns around and Satoru assumes, based on the apron, that she is heading back to work.

You let out a heavy sigh. And Satoru reflexively wraps his arm around your shoulders. So that he can pull you in close. As he leans down and kisses your forehead before reassuring you by saying,

"It's going to go fine. I was an asshole. She has every right to be angry and defensive. I hate myself for what I did to you. But here isn't the place for me to pour my heart out more than I have since the door is wide open." Satoru lets you go as he waits for you to get onto him for kissing you outside of sex. But you just grab onto his shirt and say,

"Thank you, Toru. Now let's go shopping for your baby. You know your Ms.Snuggles likes to walk on a leash." You let go of Satoru's sleeve. And walk over to where you have the leashes hung on hooks you have fixed on the wall.

Satoru is oozing happiness as he blurts, "Yes! Show me how to put it on. We can take her for walks in the park! You can walk crybaby, they need to have kitty play dates. Oo how about a date this Sunday afternoon? We can meet in the park." Satoru would find a way to see you in the three days beforehand. But you can solve that with the mention of food.

You grab a purple and sparkly leash and harness for Ms.Snuggle. As you say, "We can meet Sunday afternoon." Part of you wants to clarify that this isn't date between Satoru and You. But another part of you likes the possibility of it being one. As first-time date jitters stir within in. As you try to distract yourself by saying,

"This is her favorite, she is very picky. That reminds me, I can text you the food brand she likes." You crouch down next to Ms. Snuggles. Who you softly scratch behind the ear, waking her up. As she stretches out her front paw and yawns. Before she lets out a loud meow.

She stands up as Satoru crouches next to you and tells you, "No need I hired a cat food chef so she can have fresh and healthy meals. Since she is picky, I can have the chef watch her eat to learn her favorite foods. Mr. Hido seems to take his nourishment of cats seriously, as he put it." You smile as you pick up Ms.Snuggles and set her on her fluffy paws.

You tell Satoru, "Spoil her rotten, she deserves it." And as you slowly put the harness and leash on Ms.Snuggles you ask Satoru,

"Where to first?" Ms.Snuggles purrs loudly as you get the harness on her right. While making sure her fur wasn't messed up by it either. You then hand Satoru the leash as he tells you,

"First cat beds and trees, we can head to the animal shopping district and walk around there." Satoru and You walk out of the back room that you shut and lock behind you. Before heading over to the counter as Satoru makes his way to the door.

You grab one of the small cupcakes you sell or cats, which sit right next to the ones meant for puppies. Where Lisa walks up to you and says,

"I hope you know what you are doing with that." She points at Satoru is who now waiting outside the door. And cradling Ms. Snuggles, while petting her belly and squishing her beans. And you think about what Satoru would look like cradling your baby. You are so lost in thought that you barely hear Lisa say,

"And not getting roped back in with his pretty looks. But I'll keep my peace, but I need details after I put little Aaron down for bed tonight." You winch since you've been keeping this from her.

You sigh and say, "We are just friends. We sometimes fuck around, but we aren't dating. Right now we are just going to get some things for his cat. Then I will be at your's by 11 tonight. How about you go ahead you set aside some cupcakes that Aaron likes?"

"I will. Now go on your date. Text me if things go extra well and we can hang out tomorrow morning after I take Aaron to school." Lisa waves you away from the counter.

You scoff, "Not a date, only friends." To which Lisa rolls her eyes at you.

She retorts, "Yeah tell that to your pussy and his dick. You have a cum stain right there." She points to the bottom of your shirt. And you place the cupcake down on some napkins. Which the top of the cupcake is the face of Ms.Snuggles wearing black round glasses.

You groan, "Really?" Grabbing your shirt, checking the bottom of it to find nothing there. As Lisa quickly says,

"Nope, you look hot and very fuckable. At least, that's what Satoru thought. Now go, he is staring longingly at you?" You smile as you ask,

"He is?" Lisa smiles before she retorts,

"How should I know he has glasses on?" You roll your eyes as you grab the cupcake and walk away from the counter.

Lisa calls, "Have fun on your date." And you roll your eyes as you smile to yourself. And push open the door of your store. Where Satoru is by your side the second you step out onto the sidewalk.

Before he can ask about the conversation between Lisa and You, you say, "I brought a cupcake for Ms.Snuggles." And hold it out for him. So Ms.Snuggles can eat it out of his hand. While both of you walked toward the subway.

Inside yet another store for pet beds. Satoru exclaims, "I think she might like this one." He had insisted on Ms.Snuggles picking out her bed and toys by seeing what caught her interest the most. And after two stores of her being indifferent to everything, seems to finally like one of them.

She is curling up on its hammock that is made to look like a fluffy cloud. And above her hanging is a yellow star and moon she could play with. You can't help but take a picture of her as you say to Satoru,

"I think so too. It's so cute too. How about we find her some toys she likes." Sliding your phone back into your pocket. After getting enough pictures.

Satoru picks her up, and she lets out a meow of protest. Before she switches to a purr as she settles with her paw and head resting on top of Satoru's shoulder. Satoru walks towards the front of the store. While telling you,

"There is a store that sells just catnip and some catnip seeds. Which I was thinking you would like to grow some catnip for Crybaby." And just then you see it, an adorable gift for Satoru. Which you convince yourself is only fair after he got you one. And you blurt,

"We can go there next, that sounds good. Buy the tower for her. I'll meet you upfront in a little while." And before he can say anything, you rush away from him. Only coming back to grab the stuffed animal of a cute fluffy white cat licking a large lollipop.

Heading to the register at the back of the large store. And getting them to double bag it. And as you walk towards the front, you tie the top together. So that Satoru's nosy eyes can't see the gift till you give it to him later. When you don't know, but the idea of giving him a gift right now shouldn't make you so nervous. While also being so exciting.

Walking up behind Satoru and freeze as you hear the cashier say, "Hey before you go, take my number." And right away Satoru is backing away from the counter. As he says,

"Already interested in someone," he turns around and as soon as he spots you he adds, "Speaking of which there she is." Ms. Snuggles walks beside him, with her fluffy tail held in the air.

Satoru closes the gap between himself and you. So that he can lace his fingers between your's and lead you out of the store. And onto the crowded street of the outdoor mall. Where Satoru says,

"I'll let you hand go now if you want. I just wanted to get out of there. At least the cat tower should be taken to my house today. So after this do you want to come by and get Ms.Snuggles settled in with me. And I can order us some dinner?" Your mind is saying that you should tell him no, you have plans with Lisa tonight, but what comes out is,

"Dinner sounds good and I would worry about her, so it's best if I come and make sure. And we can keep holding hands, so we don't get spilt up easily." Satoru squeezes your hand as he asks,

"What's in the bag?" You hide the bag behind you, as you stiffly say,

"It's a gift for someone." And when you glance up at Satoru who is pouting. Which changes back to a smile as he says,

"This store is this way." He tugs you in a direction but stops as he notices Ms.Snuggles rubbing herself up against the benach. He waits for her to finish before he starts leading you towards the store again.

Getting to Satoru's as the sun is setting. It is odd walking into a place you used to call home. And seeing how it looks so familiar yet different with all your plants missing. Satoru had changed little since you had left the place.

Along with the addition of what looks like wooden shelves put onto the walls in the living room, which you figure is for the cat to get up high.

You want to ask why, but you swallow the question. Since you had figured, he would move. Because he doesn't have to stay here. And you act like you don't notice the way he is watching your reaction.

Your stomach growls as look down at Ms. Snuggles standing between Satoru and You, cautiously sniffing at the air. With her tail perked up. It isn't long before she notices the wooden shelves on the wall. Which she goes over to investigate.

"How about I order some food?" He wants you to stay with him a little longer. Even if it might be awkward for you to be here.

"Sounds good. I've been craving some kare raisu." He pulls out his phone and jerks his head to the side as he says,

"Follow me." He guides you towards the hallway, most likely to take you to the smoking room. And ever so clingy, Ms.Snuggles is quick on Satoru's feet. Which makes him stop as the fuzzball rubs against his legs. Since she decides her getting attention is more important than him walking.

You scoop up Ms.Snuggles, as Satoru leans down to give her a kiss on the forehead. And when he stands up without thinking about it until after, he has his lips pressed against your forehead.

Satoru quickly pulls away and says, "I know...just friends." His voice breaks on the last word. As gives you a bright smile before looking down at his phone and it hits you that Satoru is serious about wanting you still. Even though you left him.

There is a part of you that is scared what he feels for you is just infatuation. A more rational part of your brain is saying that in the time you have been apart, he could have moved on. Yet there are no signs of

Maybe he might go back to the way he was. But another part of you wants to let go of that fear and give him a second chance. So you say,

"Maybe friends with benefits. If you stop making that pouty face at your phone." Satoru orders the food before he slips his phone into his pocket.

He turns around and says, "I've been wanting to do this again since your store. Baby, you're addicting. I love how soft you are." He grabs your hips and pulls you to him, lifting you up. As he softly kisses your lips before saying

"Can I take you to your princess' room?" Your heart is pounding as you recall the all-pink sex room you haven't seen the inside of since before both of you started fighting. And you left him since the relationship was rapidly becoming toxic.

You wrinkle your nose trying to cover your nervousness up with a jab, "Can't call it my princess room if you brought other women in it." Satoru kisses your forehead before he tells you,

"You right that wouldn't make it yours anymore." His voice gets huskier as he pleads with you,

"Like I already asked, can I please take you to your princess' room? I want to lay you down on the sex swing and play with your squirt with all your pink toys. I've missed spoiling you."

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[charlidos]

"With Mr. Mortensen, Bloom "lost" himself in the New Zealand wilderness. 14 hours later they both returned to the LotR set bruised and thirsty and with a photo that's reputed to be the best ever taken of Orlando. If Mortensen would only release it."

In the myth of Viggo and Orlando's adventures in New Zealand and Middle Earth, this is my favourite legendary tale; two men getting lost and spending a night in a New Zealand rainforest, a "moonless night" 24 years ago. The leader of the pack taking the eager young pup on an adventure, Viggo the romantic renaissance man and Orlando's I'll-follow-you-on-any-adventure adoration. It is indeed the stuff of legends. And like all legends, the story changes over time.

So here's all we know, all we can guess and all we can blissfully imagine.

To begin with, the video interview is from 2004, and the info that Orlando was the "friend" accompaning him is from 2005. However, when Viggo told the same story back in 2003, he was alone, no friend mentioned.

"One time, I was in the rainforest near the west coast of the South Island. It was on a shooting break, one of those incredibly rare weekends where I actually had a Saturday off. So I just went down there for a day and a night to a place that I'd been to before. I wanted to get to the coast, so I headed into the woods, but it was a bit of a hike and it suddenly got dark. I hadn't brought a flashlight with me, which was a bit stupid, because I thought I knew the trail really well. But then I got lost. There was no moon and it was overcast, so it was just completely pitch black, especially as the vegetation was really dense and thorny. But I did have a camera with me, which had a flash, and a couple of rolls of film. So I used the flash to try and find my way out. For a second you could see everything around, so I was using the flash to try and find the trail. I kept thinking, 'It must be around here somewhere', but I never did find it. And then I ran out of film. At some point I was just getting really tired and ended up in a marshy area. I was falling down all the time, getting cut by thorns and I thought, 'This is stupid'. So, I found a piece of relatively high ground and lay down for a little while, until the moon came up. Luckily, when the moon arrived I managed to get my bearings and eventually I was able to figure out how to get back to where I started from. It was a huge relief, but when I showed up back on the set, I really alarmed everyone because it looked like I'd been through a grinder."

How come Orlando joined him on this trip into the wild? I can only speculate (it's what I'm here for, making an epic mountain of a molehill), but Orlando is famously very keen on adventure, so I'm sure he was eager to join. Moreover, he obviously worshipped the ground Viggo walked on (his "guardian angel" who has the skills to basically manage anything. Orlando probably thought "what could possibly go wrong?") and took any opportunity to follow his king. In other words, I don't think Orlando was hard pressed about coming along.

Why did Viggo ask Orlando then? Because he knew Orlando would say yes? Because he knew Orlando would appreciate it, more than the others? Because Orlando was the only other actor having a day off? Because Viggo felt a strong urge to share this beautiful and amazing place with him? Because of the chance to spend quality time with his sweet elf boy?

In Viggo's excellent plan for the hike, they'd be back soon, "in time for dinner". But instead they got lost. Maybe the prescence of the pretty elf prince distracted him? Or maybe he was being overly confident in his abilities, and perhaps wanting to show off a little? Even Viggo will want to impress people he likes, I'm sure.

Viggo brought his camera, photographer that he is. But he also brought an extra roll of film, suggesting he was planning to take a lot of pics. Maybe he wanted to photograph Orlando out in the woods; a beautiful elf in his natural element. But then he seems to quite quickly spend all the film on finding the way, running out before they were even remotely near home. Maybe he panicked a bit? Or maybe he really just wanted to get cool, impromptu photos for a book.

"When I developed the film, which was black and white, there were some really interesting images. The flash had lit up the ground, the foliage and these ferns which are typical of New Zealand. Some of them are almost like negatives because there was this fog and the flash was bouncing off them creating a really strange effect. It's quite unusual because there are these delicate ferns with their little tendrils and all the whiteness around them which makes them look like Japanese prints. I printed off four of them, which I've called Lost 1, 2, 3 and 4. You can see them on the internet."

(This is the first rendering of the tale, in 2002.)

The fact that Viggo apparently also took one - at least - photo of Orlando, suggests that Viggo either took some photos before getting lost, or he took photos of Orlando, furtively (or mistakenly?), while he was supposed to flash their way home. (But who is it who claims this photo is the best ever taken of Orlando? Orlando himself? Does he have it framed at home, as a treasured memory?)

As it got dark out with no moonlight, they started bumping into things, falling over and getting scratched by thorns and bruised by trees. They obviously didn't get seriously hurt, but maybe Viggo did start to worry for their safety. Like he said, he felt responsible for bringing Orlando out there, if he also got injured, it would have been disastrous. (Not sure if this rainforest also has dangerous animals and insects. Trampling on a deadly snake, walking into a poisonous spiderweb, getting prowled upon by a wild animal.)

The way Viggo tells it, the whole thing has an air of romantic adventure. Just picture them finding a piece of dry land for them to stay for a while. waiting for the moon and the stars to come out. (Or until the sun came up?) Imagine them lying on soft grass in a glade, talking softly, just waiting and enjoying each other's company.

Orlando can't have been used to being out in the wilderness, particularly in a foreign country, so Viggo was likely feeling protective. And I imagine Orlando keeping close to Viggo at all times, feeling safe as long as he could feel Viggo's warm body near. Trusting Viggo to keep them safe. If it was "pitch dark", how did they keep track of each other? I imagine Orlando grabbing hold of Viggo's hand, clutching it hard, his only anchor in a foreign, scary place. When they laid down in that glade, maybe they snuggled in close to each other to keep warm (since any night will most likely be a little cool). Maybe holding each other, for comfort and safety. Dirty, bruised, thirsty, completely lost and sharing a beautiful night together.

I can also see them finally seeing the first light of day, and being able to find their way back, hiking back to civilisation. Returning dishevled, exhausted yet very happy. I can see them, two crazy and adventurous nutters laughing about that night in the rainforest of NZ. And living to tell the wild tale, for years to come.

It's such a beautiful, romantic image. No matter what, I feel sure such an experience is one you keep with you for a long time. Bonding to the two together, forever. And creating a mythical legend to boot.

[uncle-mojave]

Hey, looking tondraw some desert. Got any cool looking areas you'd care to share?

The short answer is I know of about 500 places within 150 miles radius of me that you'd love. But since I can't throw down that many pics I'll cover some dramatic ones.

Bryce Canyon - just outside the mojave boundaries, higher elevation that the others on the list. Absolutely insane geology where people have wandered in and never been found. Hell of a place to lose a cow.

Zion canyon - the big one. Oh sure Grand canyon is larger but less dramatic. Zion has it all. World's deadliest hike at Angel's Landing where at one point you have about 2 1/2 feet of stone to walk on and sheer cliffs on either side of you. Then you have water carved tubes that regularly flood when it rains killing people inside. It's a crazy place.

Too open? Well try Antelope Canyon in Arizona. A slot canyon you've seen before in movies like Indiana Jones and the last crusade. From the top looks like a crack in the rock. From below it's what happens when wind goes nuts over half a million years. When in looking up you barely see the sky.

Need more space? Gooseberry Mesa is just south of Zion canyon and houses dramatic mesa views.

Want sand? Well we got you covered. Sand Hollow is a group of dunes and water with Sand Mountain which is if course a mountain of sandstone worn into dunes and on the back side of Sand Mountain are a set if Jurassic era dinosaur footprints. Sand Hollow is the most popular recreation spot not only in the Mojave but in the south western us. It's incredibky easy to access. Sees thousands of people per day and has some of the best atv trails and fishing.

Too much sand? Well you can dial it back at my backyard just under Pine Mountain called Silver Reef & Red Cliffs Reserve. Littered with a ton of abandoned mines plus boasting some of the highest concentrations of Mojave desert creatures it's easier going than some places but still rugged.

But I'm at my photo limit so here are some other areas close to me.

Arizona I-15 gorge

Black Rock Mesa

Beaverdam wash

Kolob Canyon

Snow Canyon

Hurricane Mesa

Hurricane Cliffs

Honeymoon trail

Moki Cavern

Anything near Kanab Utah

Anything near Freedonia Arizona

Anything near St. George Utah

Sky Ridge

Fossil Ridge

Glitter Mountain

Mountain Meadows (yes. THAT mountain meadows)

Coral Pink Sand Dunes

The Virgin River

And about 480 more places

[fleurcareil]

North Ontario (3): Neys and Sleeping Giant provincial parks

After stocking up in Marathon, it was only a short drive to Neys provincial park, of which I had never heard of until I researched for this trip, although someone told me that this is the locals' favourite. Unfortunately the lakefront sites had already been booked so I sat a bit further back in the forest with less view but also less wind, which turned out to be of benefit as it was definitely not calm here!

In the morning, it wasnt much better so went for a paddle on Little Pic River instead, which had some pretty rock faces and two high bridges to cross under (I had already heard the train overnight as it passed by at 4am tooting the horn to scare wildlife off the tracks), but then it quickly became shallow and I couldn't proceed beyond some gravel banks.

This meant that I had plenty of time to show up at the visitor centre for a guided hike of the prisoner of war camp that had operated here during the 2nd World War, during which a total of 3,000 Nazis were held here, on request by the British government to keep them as far away as possible from the front line. The site was later also used as a Japanese-Canadian internment camp, of which I had already heard of during a visit to the Human Rights museum in Winnipeg (which made me realize I'll always only be seen part Canadian with my rights being able to taken away at any moment), but I wasn't aware that Canada had also kept 36,000 mostly German prisoners of war in detention or logging labour camps... under the Geneva convention, if prisoners would be treated well here, Canadian prisoners in Germany should be receiving the same conditions, so in some distorted way, the Nazis were treated exceptionally well here with good food, an ice rink, orchestra etc. The reason that the camp was built here, is that surrounded by a freezing lake and black bears 😝 it would be impossible to escape (which indeed no one did). Although there's hardly any remnants left, overgrown by the forest in the last 80 years, it was one of the most interesting guided hikes I've ever done!

People on the tour were very friendly so we hung around afterwards for quite a while to share tips where to go next, why they loved it so much here (many being repeat visitors since 10-20 years), inquiring about my moving plans etc 😃

Feeling lazy, I sat a bit on the beach for lunch & reading, but the hard wind wasn't pleasant, so I went on another short hike to see logging boats that had been used by the PoW labour camps and just chill on the rocks. 🤗 I followed a group of Canada Geese that were battling the waves to get to a calmer spot and although I don't like them, I was impressed with their swimming capabilities!

It was dreary the next morning, so packed up the tent and went to a viewpoint of the lake... Aware of how quiet I am on a hike, especially compared to a group with children 😝, when there's no other cars parked/ people on the trail, I say the following verse out loud; "Hi hi, I'm a human. If you're a bear, please go away. I know I'm in your home but prefer not to see you today." 🤣🤣 I did hear at some point a loud cracking sound but it could very well have been a squirrel as those also can make a racket!

After a shower & in between rain bouts, I finally also hiked a small dune trail which showed a clear contrast between the planted pine trees in the 60's where the PoW camp had been (left pic) versus the original boreal forest with its shaggy trees and moss undergrowth in open areas (right pic).

On the way further west, I made several pit stops to break up the drive; first up were the Aguasabon falls near Terrace Bay, then a pebble beach at Schreiber (where I tried to use my thermos as a selfie statif with mixed success 😉), followed by a viewing tower at Nipigon (where both the LCBO and beer store were closed on a Sunday so I would be dry for the next few days, not a disaster 😅), and last but not least the majestic Ouimet Canyon. I had heard about the canyon before, and although it's not entirely the Grand Canyon as someone described it to me 😁, it's impressive to see and to realize that the valley bottom is an Artic ecosystem with ice under the moss & rocks that never melts!

At the canyon, I already heard thundering from far, so luckily I managed to set up my tent at Sleeping Giant provincial park before the rain started. It then rained for the rest of the evening so instead of experimenting with a roasted pork tenderloin on the fire, I ate chips in the car until I went to bed 🤨.

Despite the rain all night, next day the sky was very smokey with an orangy bleak sun if it came at all, so I forewent the famous 22k hike up the Giant (which I had already done in 2012 when I was here and although beautiful, wrecked my legs with shin splits from over-exertion). Instead I hiked easily to the Sea Lion arch with the giant as the backdrop (the head is to the right, then the body and completely left are the toes or knees I believe).

It felt good to be on the move so I did another hike after that to a secluded bay where the water was incredibly calm but cold so brought my bikini for nothing and instead really got into my book - thanks Navneet for giving it to me a long time ago as I really liked it! 😍

Back at the campground and after having read some more over a cup of mint tea, my body was up for even more exercise 🙃 so went for a 1.5hr paddle on Marie Louise lake; easy going along the shore to minimize fighting the wind and with the giant in sight. Although I'm definitely fitter than when I was sitting behind a desk all day, it does not translate into a thin body due to too much chips & beer 😜 but hey, I take it as it is!

The wood logs were wet of the rain & were hard to catch fire so I gave up and dove into bed early. In the morning, it was foggy so perfect excuse to finish reading the book in bed until 9am.

Today is 1st August so that means I've been on the road now for two months already! 🎉🎉 Time to leave stunning Lake Superior behind and get myself to the Prairies and the west.

Wildlife: 3 deer at Sleeping Giant

SUPS: one at Neys & one at Sleeping Giant

Hikes: four at Neys & two at Sleeping Giant

Distance driven this week: 759 km

[dorimena]

𝕷𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕮𝖆𝖐𝖊

𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯; bakugou katsuki

𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱; 1.4k

𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰; fem!reader, lingerie, sex toy (vibrating butt plug), implied edging, implied overstimulation, pegging, mommy kink, dacryphilia, dom!reader, sub!reader

𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔰; garterbelt, dry orgasms, didn’t know lima bean respect day existed, if you haven't realized i refer to reader's dick as cock whether flesh or silicone, implied aftercare, aged up character, Bakugou is in his 20s

𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔢; late gift for the birthday boy who i haven’t written anything about until now. It was supposed to come out as a small fic, but University kept getting in the way and I’ve fallen behind with some pendant writings. Guess this is my first headcanon thing. Not proofread!

April 20th could mean anything for a lot of people:

In the US, it’s National Pineapple Upside Down Cake Day.

Also in the US, it’s National Lima Bean Respect Day.

Internationally, for the weed lovers, it’s 420 Day.

But April 20th simply means it’s your boyfriend’s birthday.

Bakugou had been hinting about wanting a small surprise for a while, whether big or small

And by hinting, I mean downright telling you every breakfast, lunch and dinner spent possible throughout March that he wants something from you, but doesn’t want to know what

If you were Mina, you would’ve thrown a party at some lowkey club and hired one of the best DJs in the city, if not the country

If you were Kirishima, you would’ve taken him hiking to a new mountain someplace else in Japan + a weekend glamping getaway

If you were Sero, you would’ve gone to do something relaxing, maybe a spa? Aerial yoga? Definitely not to just see his ass in some yoga pants

If you were Kaminari-

Well, that’s actually an interesting thought… What would you have done if you were Kaminari?

Bakugou wearing a black, see-through thong, the most sensual looking lace garterbelt you could find in his size and a pretty black bow sitting on his ass is what you managed to come up with

Sure. At first he was ready to fight, but then he remembered who you were so obedient baby boy mode was activated without any more fuss. That, and his fucking fantasies.

He’s also been fantasizing for the past few weeks leading up to his birthday about how you’d probably ride him. Maybe fuck him? He doesn’t care, just wants to be babied and loved and fucked good until he passes out to wake up a week later.

Maybe not, he still has work to do

Another reason he put up with this is because, y’know, you tend to be nicer on special days so-

Bakugou wearing a garterbelt makes you feel so many levels of horny in a span of 30 seconds once you see it on him. It accentuates his already envious waist line even more. God, you can’t wait to see him bent over and ass up.

So you tell him gently to do so from where you’re sitting, and he does it so prettily.

Reminds you of a graceful cat, the way he turns around on the bed, chest already down onto the bed sheets as he pulls his torso as close to his knees as possible. Juicy ass is as high as it could be and wow, the thong doesn’t do a good work at hiding the glimmer of the diamond butt plug.

Pity it didn’t come in any other color than white, but it came with the lingerie.

You didn’t even warn him when you turn the butt plug on.

The promised low setting already sounding pretty loud, his small huffs indicating it’s not as overwhelming yet.

Good.

But by now, you’ve left it on for a good while, watching as he tries not to lose his balance or shuffle too much to ‘lose the appeal’.

He’s cursing at you in airy moans, vermillion eyes glaring at you. Why are you teasing him? You’re meant to be nice.

It’s his fucking birthday

You’d punish him for his impatience, but you already punished him the day before.

You don’t want him not being fucked in the ass so you turn the vibrator up to the last setting, smiling sweetly as he curses even louder

This is still punishing but nice, right?

He seems to agree

His arms are restless, moving from staying beside him to moving above his head to grip at the sheets.

His hands also go to grab his ass and pull the cheeks apart to show you how he’s clenching desperately around the toy, whining about how he needs you right now, to stop fucking around and get your big ass cock in him or else-

But that “or else” doesn’t really get finished, not with you startling him with your speed and sight of the ribbons.

His arms are tied now, forcing him to keep spreading his ass, to keep showing himself off.

This has him burying his face into the bed, hiding how red he’s gotten from embarrassment.

You don’t allow that, so you press your hand onto the plug to push it in deeper.

He yells out your name, body jolting as the toy relentlessly messes with his prostate while your other hand curiously goes to touch the front.

The thong is absolutely soaked and sticky, and when you move your fingers against the fabric to feel just how sticky it is, Bakugou tries humping them, well, really just trying to rub his dick against your fingers because wow the stimulation of the fabric is n i c e.

But you’re not having it just yet, you wanna appreciate his perfect posture a bit more.

Reminder: the butt plug is already at its highest setting.

So the next best thing you can do is smack his ass because your baby loves that, loves how you leave compliments and praise for how it jiggles and gets a pretty red. He does it for you, after all, makes sure it’s always at its best presentation.

But he’ll never tell you shit because then you’ll tease him and embarrass him in front of his friends.

So a few slaps in, being careful with his hands, all followed by cooing at how it moves, how it blushes, how it’s now matching his face and probably dick too, has him trying to fuck back into the vibrator, but he’s humping absolutely nothing and growing more and more desperate and horny.

You back away from the bed, going for your camera to take another pic for your growing collection.

On the bed lies Bakugou Katsuki, all tied up, lingerie getting sticky with precum, the laciest garterbelt you’ve ever seen decorating his waist while he’s panting heavily, ass in the air, face completely red and wet, whether it be his sweat or tears.

He’s holding his ass apart to show you the vibrating diamond butt plug that’s been stuck in the highest setting, buzzing away as he’s whimpering your name, hiccuping “mommy, mommy, mommy” as he pleads for mercy, wiggling his ass as he tries luring you back to his body.

“M-mommy! Hnnnm tuh-touch me! Plea-ease? Please~”

Hey, aren’t you supposed to be nice? Eh...

He can’t come alone from the vibrating butt plug, never has been able to before, and if his rocking hips don’t indicate how much he wants to either fuck the bed or have your hand on it, you just ignore it.

Let’s see if tonight he’ll be able to cum hands-free for once. And make sure he cries more and more everytime he gets to cum from your cock and only because of your cock.

Basically that’s your birthday gift. Fuck him good until he either forgets his name, he's a babbling, crying mess, he's completely milked, or all of the above.

After hours of being edged by the toy he finally came, but in thin, small amounts, so you had to fuck out a few more rounds and cum out of him before he passed out.

In all honesty, he begged you to fuck him until he passed out. He had been fantasizing about it, after all.

After you both had your final orgasm of the night, rather early morning, he’s in tears, body trembling through the last tremors of his 2nd dry orgasm out of what? 7 orgasms? The copious amount of cum he’s managed to get milked out of him drying everywhere on his body, drool wetting the bed sheets even more than they were, room smelling like caramel, asshole fluttering around nothing and dick twitching as if wanting more.

Bakugou’s speaking gibberish at this point, the only coherent words leaving his dumb mouth being “mommy”, “more” or your name as he slowly succumbs to his exhaustion.

You give him your premium grade A aftercare during the little time he remained conscious and took care of everything else as he slept.

Next day, you cook breakfast, even if he grumbled about the taste or appearance.

He’s a good boy, he’s not gonna yell at you or be ungrateful with anything and everything you do, considering you put up with his anger. I mean, he gives his opinions, insights, inquiries through loving shouts of disapproval and approval.

All in all, he liked his birthday, but told you he kind of expected you to throw a party and had mentally prepared himself

Goddamn it. Guess next year you’ll call Mina for some help

[luimagines]

Hi! I have a request, but first i wanna say your writing is absolutely amazing! The length + amount of time you put into these prompts is insanely good. Now! Onto the request, how would the boys react to a reader from a more modern era? Maybe a more modernized hyrule or our current point in time?

Masterlist

Thank you so much for the compliment! I'm happy to see the response even if this blog is still relatively new.

I hope I do your prompt justice.

I probably could have done a headcanon list but I was hit with inspiration.

I also might have given Reader some backstory.

Scenario below the cut! It’s long, take caution.

It was a cool night, but you didn't mind. Your bed was warm, the WiFi was fast and even if it was three AM on a school night, you managed to keep yourself giggling with cat videos and blursed memes until the words and colors merged.

A night well spent.

But it led to questionable decisions.

Even if the shredded cheese in the fridge was beginning to seem a more and more enticing snack, your body was tempted to succumb to slumber.

Until a large purple light encompassed the entirety of your window.

Something was in your backyard.

Aliens. Your tired brain supplies and you sprint to the glass and push away the curtains. Is this it? Is this where I'm kidnapped and never seen or heard from again?

You pull out your phone and open up the camera.

"Pics or it didn't happen." You remind yourself and snap a few before showing your face.

What you see isn't what you're expecting. Instead of a flying saucer in the sky beaming down a laser or a weird pear shaped space craft on top of the grass, there's a single panel of glowing light, swirling with black accents that creeps in a circular motion.

"Cheese and crackers...." You gasp and begin to blatantly stare at it with no regard to whether something may be coming out of it.

You wait and nothing happens.

You wait some more and nothing happens.

You spend an hour watching this portal that has appeared out of nowhere, waiting for something to happen, willing for something to happen. But you get nothing.

The unknown stares right back at you, unblinking and unchanged.

Go through it. A voice tells you. What if there's something on the other side?

"I'm going to die." You gulp and take a deep breath.

Who else gets a chance like this? The voice talks again. This could be a grand step towards a more modern society. A whole new world could be on the other side, waiting, reaching out, calling to humanity!

You think you a see a shadow move behind the portal and out of sight but it’s gone before you can even process it.

"Should I call the police?" You step away from the window, ignoring the thoughts, the voice- you're too tired to know if it's your own any more. What's the plan? How does one go about something like this?

Where’s your sense of adventure? Pack a bag and go! What if it goes away?

That last thought seems to get through to your tired brain and for a reason beyond your understanding, it latches onto it.

Now you’re excited.

You run to the closet and take out your old backpack. It used to be for school but it was fancier since it was the only one you could get. The bag had a replaceable water bag with a plastic straw connected through the back of it and the straps have just worn down enough to where they’re actually comfortable. It doubled as a hiking backpack and came with its own insulated lunch box that clasped on the back of it.

It’ll finally serve its purpose.

You quickly roll up your favorite blanket and strap it in tightly beneath the lunch box. You’re quick to take out two extra outfits and pack them as well as change out of your pajamas.

Ok. What would you need? You don’t know where you’d be going so this has to a catch all kind of deal.

You pack away your swiss army knife first for good measure. A solar powered charger for your phone and an extra pair of socks follow suit even after you’ve picked out the extra clothes.

You take out the water bag and run to fill it all the way to max capacity as you think of any other necessities.

You’d need food. You have a small jar of peanut butter and granola bars that can fit in the lunch box. You can bring your extra water bottle and put in the side pockets of the backpack, and maybe bring some of those powered flavor packets your brother loves so much. You think he has lemonade and some green tea ones.

Those would be great. He won’t mind, hopefully.

You let the bag overfill momentarily before running back to shove it in your bag. with the lid screwed tight.

Next you run to the kitchen, grabbing the first things that you thought of already and begin to look around for more.

You grab an unopened pack of beef jerky, a bag of veggie sticks and a half eaten bag of dried mangos.

During your search you grab the water bottle and fill that too.

You return to your room with your bounty and begin to carefully put everything in the box. With some more deliberation, you run back to the kitchen and make yourself a quick sandwich, eat it, make another one and pack that as well.

You look out side the window and the portal is still there.

The sun is beginning to rise now so you’re trying to go as fast as you can, unless you want to neighbors to think something is going on.

Even if it is.

You’re about to leave but in a stroke of brilliance, you run to pack sunscreen and bug spray as well. You see a small first aid pack that was bought recently for when you would take your family vacation but you reason that it might one of the most important things you’d have if you got hurt.

Into the bag it goes.

You grab your hoodie before you leave the door, wrap it around your waist and pocket your phone, your headphones and your wallet.

You feel immediately under packed when you step outside and see the portal up close.

It’s weirdly triangle shaped, you think and step closer.

You reach your hand out and try to touch it. It feels as if you put your hand through a humidifier but it’s not wet. It’s misty and cold but not necessarily unpleasant.

An idea hits you right before you take your first step through.

You pull up one of the earlier photo’s you took and send it to your friend’s group chat. It showed up in my backyard. I decided to make a bad late night decision and I’m going through. If you never hear from me again, I want you all to fight over my electronics. Winner takes all. Godspeed.

And you step through.

You had first assumed that it would merely take you tot he other side but very quickly realize that you have to walk through it.

The first part still had a little light but with time, it got darker. So dark that you couldn’t even see your hand in front of your face.

You kept walking.

As fast as the light disappeared, it came back and you stepped into the light of an open field, right in front of one, two, three, four, nine males that had appeared to be traveling towards you or rather, towards the portal.

The portal disappears in the process.

“Oh so we didn’t have to go through it! We had to gain another member!” One of them yells. “Would have been nice to know before we packed everything up!”

“Ho boy, where am I?” You ask and tighten your grip on your backpack. Why didn’t I bring a weapon?

They all had long tunics and swords on their backs. Old fashioned leather boots and hand bracers were the norm in this group and you realized very quickly that your jeans and t-shirt had wildly missed the memo.

“Dang, I didn’t think I’d walk into a LARP group. Sorry about that.” You sheepishly smile. “I had no idea where the portal was going to take me. But if you would be so kind-”

“Wait, what’s LARP?” One of them speaks up. He was a dirty blond and somewhere in the middle of the group height wise. He wore a white cape like thing with blue designs on the back but you didn’t recognize the symbol.

“Live Action Role Play?” You tilt your head. “It’s why you’re all dressed like that? Right?”

“This is just our clothes.” What appears to be the youngest bounces up to you. “What are you wearing?”

“First I could grab in my closet.” You admit and look down on it. It’s one of your comfiest shirts and best looking pants. You’re a little proud of yourself for finding those in the dark.

“Weird.”

“We’re heroes. We’re all named Link.” Cape guy speaks up again. “Is it safe to assume that you’re in the same boat?”

“Heroes?” Your eyebrows furrow together. “I’m not a hero and my name’s not Link.”

You’re quick to tell them your name and you watch as the confusion covers their faces. “My brother’s name is Link though if that helps anything.”

“Oh we needed him!” The youngest groans and it instantly irks you.

“What would you need with a five year old?” You deadpan and cross your arms. 

The information stuns the group.

“The portal showed up in the middle of the night and I’m the one that went through it. I’m pretty sure I was the only awake to even see it. Are you telling me that it was for my little brother?” You’d be lying if you said that you weren’t a little pissed. “My baby brother was supposed to go through it? He was asleep! He’s five. What kind of logic is that?!”

“Well...” The biggest and oldest of them runs a hand over his face. You think he has some cool tattoos and sick scar going across his eye but he looks about as angry as you feel, so you don’t say anything. “It appears the gods truly do not care for the hero’s maturity, only his existence.”

“Ok...What’s with all this hero talk?” You bite back. “What did... Where am I?”

“Hyrule.” The second with cool face tattoos speaks up. He’s got a large fur pelt around his shoulders and you have to tighten your grip against your backpack again to keep from reaching out to touch it.

Even so you feel yourself deadpan even more. “Hyrule? Like the ancient empire? The one that collapsed more than two thousand years ago? That Hyrule?”

You’re inclined to not believe them and write all of them off as crazy... but you also walked through a portal. And your grandma did say that magic existed in the strangest forms.

They all share looks of concern and some begin to murmur quietly amongst themselves but you’re too far gone to even notice.

“Did I time travel?” The idea hits you like a bus and you feel your eyes widen as you stare beyond the group. You quickly take our your phone and unlock it.

No signal.

“Is that a type of Sheikah slate?” Someone asks you.

“I don’t know what that is.” You reply automatically. “Wait, hold on, what year is it?”

“Why don’t you tell us what year you’re from and we can start from there?” The darkest brunette of the group speaks up.

“202x PC” You say robotically, not really processing the world around you anymore.

“That’s...” The blond with a long blue scarf speaks up with a slight hiss. “...Beyond any of our timelines. You see, we all come from different worlds and eras of Hyrule’s history.”

“I don’t think you’re the farthest down anymore, Wild.”

“This would then make them my successor, right?”

“It would make their brother your successor.” Someone amends. “I think they just jumped in his place.”

“Leave my brother alone.” You snap back into the present, pocketing your [hone again. “Ok, you know what, screw it. I don’t know what you’d want my brother for but I’m here now. I’d gladly take his place if it means he gets to stay home!”

“Hey.” A boy with pink hair stalks up to you looking a little more serious than you’d like.

“Nice hair dude, way to defy the gender norms.” You smirk a little before genuinely grinning, hoping to quell the tension. “What product do you use? It looks like Artic Fox but not every place sells their brand.”

“...I have no idea what you’re talking about but what happened to Ganon in your world? How have you been handling it?” He snaps and places his hands on his hips.

“Ganon? Like my old principle? That’s a name I haven’t heard in forever.” You’re confused again. “Last I heard he joined the police force only to be reassigned out of state. I don’t know what’s happening with him. Kinda hope he gets fired though. He’s not a bad guy but he’s not someone you’d want in that kind of position of power, you know.”

“Police force?”

You blinked and look them all over. They look very medieval. “Oh... You don’t have that...”

You begin to think about your history lessons and what they might be familiar with if they’re telling the truth about being from Hyrule.

“Ya’ll got knights?”

Many, almost all of them nod, a few with face of despair already on them before you finish speaking.

“It’s kind of like that. Mixed with a towns guard position... kinda. They enforce laws... at least they’re supposed to but the whole system is flawed and racist and really needs to be dismantled for the abuse of power that they have-”

“Abuse? Of power?” You have their attention again.

“It’s stupid and it won’t really make any sense if I try to explain because I doubt you have anything similar but it’s basically a group of people given the right to treat the public in anyway they like for their own benefit because they have no one telling them that they can’t.” You groan and slowly begin to feel your lack of sleep catch up to you. 

You slowly reach to behind you and sit down on the dirt, looking at all of them. “Mr. Dragmire wasn’t like...Demise or anything but he was a huge jerk. No one liked him. He liked me though. I remember that. I was the envy of the whole school because I somehow got on his good side while everyone else wants to strangle him. I think he was transferred for some misdemeanor or something like that... like he might have been throwing hands with someone he wasn’t supposed to. I never heard all the details. I didn’t really care for it when it happened either. I’m pretty sure he lost that fight though. The dude looked like a blast of wind could have knocked him over let alone someone’s knuckle sandwich.”

“I would love to hear more about this.” The youngest sits next to you with a large grin on his face. His eyes are bright and his body language reminds you of your cousin Zelda. You instantly think they’d get along like a house on fire. “What are your monsters like?”

“Monsters?” You tilt your head. “Be a little more specific bud, it depends on where you’re from.”

“You have that many?!”

“It depends on if you believe they’re real or not.”

“Speaking of monsters, can you fight?” The shortest walks up to you. You like that his tunic is stitched up with multiple colors and designs. It gives it personality, you think. “Do you have a weapon you’re more comfortable with?”

The question throws you off your rhythm and you don’t fight your wince. “What would happen if I say that I do not, in fact, have any sort of weapon on me?”

“I wouldn’t believe you.” Pink guy speaks up again. “That pack is huge, there has to be something in there.”

“It’s food, water and extra clothes my guy.” You lean back against said backpack since it won’t let you lay down with it still on. “Not a lot of space for anything else. I’m pretty good at hand to hand combat though. Karate’s a good way to fight out stress.” 

“Your bag’s not magic?”

“Why the hell would it be magic? ...Are you trying to tell me magic actually exists?” You raise an eyebrow as your eyes begin to close against your will. “I know my grandma said it does but I thought she meant like fairies and shadow demons.. and bigfoot. Can’t forget him, he’s the real MVP... You know...Children’s bedtime stories and stuff like that, it’s not real. But like magic magic? Magic items and the like? Find me Tinkerbell and I’ll show you Neverland, that’s what I say.”

“Are you serious?”

“Second star to the right, straight on till morning.” You respond.

There’s a moment of silence as the group in front of you processes your words. It’s hard to tell their reaction since you’re not looking at them but you no longer have the energy to do anything else.

“Are you falling asleep right now?” It’s the one they called Wild.

“I...” You try to open your eyes. They don’t budge. “I haven’t slept in nearly 20 hours... I think. I might have past 24 hours a while ago actually. Portal showed up at like four in the morning... I had to get up at six and I didn’t sleep at all before then.”

More silence.

“Great another one.” Someone scoffs.

You snort.

“Why did we pack up camp again?”

“No one kill me.” You say right before you lose consciousness. “Please and thank you.”

“They’re doomed.”

“Have some faith Vet. They stepped in for their little brother. That has to mean something?”

“They’re in for a rude awakening, and that’s all I have to say about it.”

[xpeachesncream]

hi my dearest nikki <3, for Valentines season, Idk if someone already requested this but I wanted a Tae x y/n vacation somewhere abroad with some spicy steamin' lovemaking and a marriage proposal perhaps? hahaha i am forever in love with these two and your playlist in PW is my everyday playlist,just a tmi :)

perfectly wrong | drabble [12]: when the love is real, and right.

word count: 2.7k

warnings: cussing, mature language/implied sexual content, sweet taehyung, unprotected soft sex as you try and cater to your man, straddling, some breast play, nothing too bad really - this drabble is meant to be cute af! (highly recommend music linked above lol)

note: imma make ya’ll cry with this one. lmfao, jk 😂 please don’t cry! happy valentines, loves! you are all beautiful and strong ❤️ you’ve come so far, please don’t ever give up! keep on keepin’ on, baby! i’ll always be here rooting for you!

update: please read this announcement!

School graciously provided another week of freedom in February, which so happened to fall right by Valentine's day. You were excited to relax and sleep in, be lazy with Taehyung and do absolutely nothing.

Except, not. Because all of a sudden, your man is rushing into your apartment, telling you to pack your things so you could make it in time for your flight later that evening.

"We gotta go, love." He pulls the luggage out of your closet and starts throwing your undies and bras from your drawer into it.

"Taehyung, please. What are you doing?" You looked over your covers, too lazy to move and do anything about it right now. You watched as he started rummaging through your pajamas and your socks, for whatever reason. "Tae, hello?"

"Come on, you need to pack. We have a flight to catch."

"Says who?"

"Says me." He smiles toothlessly, his bread cheeks poking out from either of his face as he holds up two airline tickets. Because you have terrible eyesight, you can't even make out the destination on the tickets and you don't even try to. It would be useless.

"Where are we going? I thought we were just going to stay home all week."

"I mean, that's always nice, but I saw that flights were cheap so I just bought 'em."

"So you just bought 'em? Really?"

"Miss girl, I don't have time to answer all of your questions right now. I can do that on the flight." He tilts his head and starts motioning for you to get up. "Come on, pretty please? It'll be worth it, I promise." You slightly whine, but you get up anyways and start to get ready for whatever this was. You throw on some comfy sweats and Taehyung's hoodie, then begin to pack your things. He says it's a tropical area [but 'not really,' he also says?], it's mainly humid and you'll be going into the water majority of the time. So, you pack a few bathing suits, a few light kimono type cardigans, shorts, crop tops and light jackets and call it a day. You've left whatever pajamas, underwear, socks and bras Taehyung had throw into your luggage cause at this point, you've learned that he does pay attention to what you pack and bring along.

And so that's what happened before you found yourself in a 1-bedroom Villa overlooking the ocean in Disney Aulani 8 hours later. You began to think this was planned all along, being that Taehyung had snagged a fancy room, with an ocean view and a fat bouquet of roses just waiting for you on the king-sized bed. Happy was an understatement.

Taehyung had made sure your entire week was filled with things to do, being that you both didn't know when you could go back to Hawaii like this. He rented out a jeep, driving you around the entire island of Oahu within the week's time, sight seeing, taking tons of pics together, stopping at food trucks, shopping small towns, and pulling random, small hikes together. He even made sure to take you to the Dole Plantation so you could grab that dole whip you had been raving about for so long and to the flea market to grab tons of cheap, fun souvenirs. He knew just what you liked, and he knew what would make you happy. He was happy to see you happy. Some days also were more lowkey, where you'd spend it at the various pools in Aulani's backyard, going snorkeling or paddle boarding, or even just going down the street at the ABC Convenience Store to binge on the cheap hot food [like $2 spam masubis!] and milk tea.

If it was easy to just snap your fingers and live somewhere else with Tae, it would be right here. Days moved so slowly on the island and you loved every minute of it. People really appreciated taking things slow here. Just imagining your life with Taehyung on an island like Oahu was *chef's kiss* - imagining your man in his shorts and fluffy hair in a loose shirt, waking up to the sounds of the beach every day. God damn. You truly loved him, and you'd go anywhere with him.

And Taehyung felt the same exact way, which is why he had one last thing planned before it was time to head back.

He had gone downstairs to grab some things as he says, but he had asked you to get dressed so he could take you on a fancy, romantic dinner. He had thrown on some slacks and a button up short-sleeved shirt tucked in, his curls messy but also not? Whatever you call it, he was fine as hell and you wanted nothing but to eat him up. Truthfully. You sat on the couch in a simple black, off the shoulder, mesh-like dress, which Taehyung also wanted nothing but to eat you up with the way you were swaying your hips in that dress. On everything, he almost wanted to call dinner quits just so he could have you instead.

But, he needed to stick to the plan for specific reasons. You sat on the couch, flipping through the channels when Taehyung had walked in and straight into the room. He had something tucked under his arm but you couldn't figure out what else he was fiddling with in his hands. Then, you heard him on the phone, faintly responding behind the walls with a 'sounds good, thank you!' before he opened the room door with a smile on his face.

"Ready for dinner?"

"Sure, weirdo." You laughed as you walked towards him, getting on your tippytoes to plant a kiss on his lips. He took your hand and led you inside the room, only for you to see the balcony lit with candles and a table for two set up, with a simple rose in the middle as decoration and soft music playing in the background. You had placed your hand over your mouth, speechless as to how he even did this right under your nose.

The best part [besides Tae himself] was the view of the ocean with the sun slowly setting in front of you.

"Welcome to Maison de Taehyung." He giggled with that deep, nerdy giggle of his that you love so much, making you playfully shove him away. Before you could make your way to the balcony, there was a knock on the door. Taehyung had welcomed Room Service in, allowing them to wheel in the food to the balcony and set the rest of the finishing touches before leaving you both to your privacy.

"Baaaaabe." You whined, almost in tears. He pulls you close, his large hands cupping your cheeks as he plants a kiss on your forehead. Your nose. Your lips. The butterflies.

He leads the way, pulling out your chair before sitting himself down. The food was amazing, the main course being a specialty the chef had whipped up just for Taehyung pulling his charm downstairs with the front desk. Typical Tae, really. You didn't need dessert, being that the main dish was super filling, but you ate it anyways because fuck it - you're in Hawaii with the love of your life and it was a bomb ass chocolate cake. You don't skip on that.

You sit on the bed as room service is quickly cleaning out the balcony, taking the plates and the table cloth along with them. You were full and satisfied, and you couldn't wait to just be in bed in Tae's arms. Dinner was special because not only did you get to eat this food with that view, but you got to talk to Tae about everything and anything. He indulged in every minute of it, giving you his undivided attention while the colors of the sunset bounced off of your skin. He loved you more than you even knew. He loved that he was here with you, and that you had taken a chance on him because this is where he wanted to be. This is the life he wanted, and this is the person he wanted to share it with.

"I'll be right back, baby."

"What are you up to now?" You giggled.

"Mmm, it's probably best you just wait." You nod silently as you watch him walk out of the room.

You stepped out into the balcony again in hopes of Tae joining you when he gets back, getting the last few bits of the sun right before it sunk into the horizon. Your phone began to buzz in your hands, signaling a call coming in.

"Jeon Jungkook." You answer his facetime call.

"Let me see Hawaii."

"You're too late, the sun literally just went down." He clicks his teeth.

"Maaaan. I would have liked an invite."

"Don't get mad at me fool, I didn't even know we had a flight until Taehyung busted into my room trying to pack my things." He laughs.

"What a guy."

"What do you want?"

"Jeez, that's no way to talk to your bestfriend."

"I'm on vacation, you should be lucky I didn't send your ass to voicemail. What do you want?"

"I just wanna talk to you guys. I'm bored."'

"Where's Hobi and Yoongs?"

"Being boring at their own homes."

"Jin?"

"Cafe."

"Jimin and Namjoon?"

"Jimin is home, Namjoon is downtown."

"Then sucks to suck, loner."

"You're a real piece of work, even in Hawaii." You laugh. "Where's Tae?"

"I don't know, he ran off again. He's been busy trying to surprise me with things left and right."

"Has he now?" Jungkook bites his bottom lip, knowing full well what's about to happen next. The whole reason Taehyung stepped out was to call him and calm his nerves. Was this Taehyung's bestfriend, or yours?

"Yeah, he's the best." You say, smiling to yourself as you fiddle with the top portion of your dress. You hear the front door close, assuming Taehyung had gotten back from whatever he was doing. "Uh, I think he's back, I should--"

"No, can't you just talk to me for like 5 minutes, Y/N?"

"Why are you so needy?" You chuckled.

"I just told you I was bored. I wanna say hi to Tae."

"Well when he comes here, I'll let you say hi."

"What else did you guys do today?"

"Uh, we took it pretty easy and played around at the beach."

"Cute."

"Baby, can you help me find something?" You hear Taehyung's voice right behind you.

"Sure." You say, keeping your eyes on Jungkook, who's chuckling to himself. You furrowed your brows at the camera. "What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing. Go help him."

"Okay, hold on." You say, putting the phone down by your hip. You turned, only to jump back in surprise. "Taehyung!" You gasped, your hand over your mouth. Taehyung had been behind you the whole time, his 100 watt smile shining as he bent down on one knee, holding out a small case that held a fancy diamond ring.

"Look, you know I'm pretty bad with speeches but I think you already know how you make me feel. I just, I--" He did a slight head tilt as he chuckled and took another deep breath. "I really, really love you, Y/N. It's always been you. You've become my better half and I truly can't see my life without you." You begin to cry heavily, forgetting Jungkook is still hanging on to dear life by your hip. It all makes sense now.

Why the hell would Jungkook call you at this time?

"Will you spend the rest of your life with me?" He asks, tears welling up in his eyes watching you cry in front of him. Your words can't escape your mouth because you really don't even know what to say. You're speechless, and you didn't even expect this to happen right at this moment. You knew you loved him, and you knew you were set with him. But to have him propose on a night like this in Hawaii? Unbelievable.

You nod and he shakily slips the ring onto your ring finger before you wrap your arms around his neck tightly as he hugs you. You pulled back to kiss him, only to be startled by all the screaming coming from your phone. Taehyung laughs as he holds you and watches you bring the phone back up to your view, seeing Jimin, Namjoon, Hobi, Yoongi and Jin all in one frame with Kook.

"You fucking liar!" You yell at Kook, making him laugh his loud, elmo laugh.

"We love youuuuuuuuu!" Jimin yells from his position, with Jin blowing kisses into the frame.

"You planned this all along." You turn and say to Taehyung softly. He just nods and shrugs, making you bite your bottom lip as to how attractive he was for pulling all of this shit right under your nose. "I'm gonna have to call you guys back later."

"Ooooooh, ew." Yoongi says before you abruptly hang up the call and jump into Tae's arms.

He brings you into the room, you tossing your phone onto the dresser, causing Taehyung to laugh into the kiss. He sits on the edge of the bed as you grip his face softly, your tongues fighting each other for dominance as the kiss intensifies. You feel his hands start to unzip your dress from the back, causing you to bite his bottom lip and gently pull back. He lets out a small moan as he fiddles with the rest of your zipper and successfully gets the dress to fall from your shoulders, exposing your breasts from underneath. You arch your back slightly, allowing Taehyung to plant kisses down your neck and to your breasts, using his tongue to toy with each nipple one by one. He sucks on it gently, pulling back with a pop before he blows onto them, goosebumps rippling through your body. You quickly unbutton his shirt as he's kissing your neck, causing you to let out a small hiss feeling his tongue against your skin.

It doesn't take long before both of your clothes are scattered across one side of the room, Tae holding you close as you continue to straddle him. You grind your hips into his, feeling his hardened member rub against your throbbing pussy.

"Fuck." He whispers. "I can feel how wet you are." You bite onto your bottom lip as you position yourself onto his hardened member and slowly sink yourself down. You watch as his head tilts backwards, eyes shut while his mouth is slightly opened to let out a moan. You began to slowly rock your hips into his, his arms wrapping tightly around you. You loved feeling his warm skin against yours and his strong arms holding you close. "Baby." He moans. "God, I love you." He says as you start to pick up your pace, rocking your hips a little  quicker.

"Nnnnng--Tae." You let out a breathy moan, tilting your head back in pleasure. Your back slightly arches along with it, allowing Tae to let his hands roam up your back while he kissed you softly along your chest, down to your stomach and back up to your breasts. He loved every bit of you, and he wanted to show you. Every. Single. Inch.

"If you keep moving like that, you're gonna make me cum." He whispers, nibbling onto your earlobe while his hands guide you, pushing you to ride him faster. In which, you do. You grant your man's wishes and pick up the pace quite a bit. The least you could do is cater to him after what he's done for you this week. He's moaning your name, calling you baby and whispering how special you are to him in your ear, making it incredibly difficult for you to keep holding on while he does so. "You're so beautiful."

"Babe, I'm close." Your nose is touching his, his eyes locked onto yours. "Fuck, babe. I'm gonna cum." You whine the more your hips are working his cock. You feel every inch of him inside of you, tickling your core enough to send you hurdling over the edge in a matter of minutes. "Ohhhh, fuck!" You yell, your body tensing up as he holds you close with your hands tangled in his hair. It's not long before he fills you up, your walls pulsating around his member being the cherry on top for him.

"Mmmmmshit! Baaaaby." He elongates his moan, no other noises coming out of him as the sensation completely takes over his body. You wrap your arms around his neck while regulating your breathing, his member beginning to soften within you.

"I love you." You whisper in his ear.

"I love you too, fiancé." He says, causing you to giggle as he places a kiss on your shoulder before allowing you to get up and get cleaned up.

So, we're really doing this thing, huh?

This thing called life with Kim Taehyung.

Absolutely, yes. 100%. 

You'd do it over and over again, just as long as he was by your side.

[jay4firefic]

Hi! I’ve been reading through your Buckeride fics and I know this isn’t on your prompt list but I can’t get the idea of long-distance Kelly and 118!Buck where Buck sends him postcards like he used to do with Maddie. Like imagine a post card with a pic of Buck and the first baby he delivers, or Buck mastering a complex Bobby recipe or screenshots of a daring rescue. And Kelly peppering his locker with all of these.

So this is definitely not what you requested, but it's where my weird little brain took me. 1200 words, Buck x Kelly. Buck copes with losing Kelly by hiking across the country. Kelly copes with losing Buck by reading his postcards and sending replies in the form of books. Fair warning, I haven't read all of the books mentioned in this but I'll get around to them eventually.

The first time Buck drops a postcard in the mail to Chicago is a generic shot of the desert, picked up for 60 cents in a tourist trap not far from the head of the trail. Buck prints the address of Firehouse 51 carefully onto the back of the card and spends the rest of the night agonizing over what to write on the rest. In the end he scrawls a messy 2,653 miles to go, wish me luck, and drops it into the mailbox outside of his motel without a return address - he doesn’t have one.

The second is a black-and-white reproduction of Ansel Adams’ Monolith, the Face of Half Dome tucked inside the front cover of the artist’s biography and shipped together in a package from the same post office where Kidd mailed his latest resupply. Yosemite was too fucking crowded. Ansel Adams Wilderness was beautiful though. Did you know he did a whole series on Manzanar, the Japanese internment camp? He was an interesting dude. Hang onto this book for me if you can, please.

His next care package contains a book - Only What We Could Carry: The Japanese American Internment Experience - and even though he hasn’t factored an extra book into his pack weight, he tucks it into his bag along with everything else. When he cracks it open in the fading light of a high altitude sunset he nearly chokes on a mouthful of trail mix. There, on the inside cover, is a note in Kelly’s neat-but-cramped handwriting, just like in every other book he’s ever gifted to Buck. Why do you always pick the most fucking depressing topics to take an interest in? Tell Kidd where I should ship the other 3 books about internment camps when you get off the trail, I’m never going to reread them.

Buck closes his eyes and tips his head up to the sky, staring at the wash of red and orange the sunset paints behind his eyelids until the sting that threatens tears fades away. By then it’s nearly dark - too dark to read, but not too dark to thumb through the pages to find the ones that are dog eared, the passages with stars next to them, the notes in the margins careful never to overlap with the text or images. He doesn’t open it again for almost a week, spends another few days reading it slowly, savoring the notes in the margins and writing his own in return. It’s the continuation of a silent conversation they’ve been having since the first time Kelly picked up one of Buck’s dog-eared, highlighted, scribbled-in books off of the nightstand and returned it to him with three questions and an opinion Buck absolutely had to argue with scrawled inside the back cover.

Except this time...this time Buck can’t read his commentary aloud to Kelly at the end of the day, or ask him to expand on one of the thoughts jotted down at the bottom corner of a page. This time he can’t talk to Kelly at all.

Instead he takes a selfie with the PCT mid point sign and then backtracks to hitchhike into town. He celebrates with a motel room, a shower, and a night in an honest to god bed. Pancakes at the local diner taste like heaven in the morning, he calls Kidd from a curbside bench with a beautiful view of the mountains, and he’s in too good a mood to question it when his feet lead him down the street and into a shop advertising printing.

He has two copies of his selfie printed. One goes into an envelope addressed to 51, alongside a postcard of Mt. Lassen thanking Cindy for the cookies and Mouch for the hockey themed wool socks in his latest resupply. The second he addresses to his old Kelly’s apartment. Thanks for the book. I think I’m going to visit Manzanar after I finish the trail - it’s only a few hours from LA. Maybe I’ll climb Whitney while I’m out there. Hey, did you know Lassen and Shasta are part of the Pacific Ring of Fire? The volcanic landscapes out here are awesome.

Buck almost doesn’t put the second envelope in the mail. He almost puts the book in a box and sends it to Stella instead. But in the end he mails the card, tucks the book deep into his bag where it will sit undisturbed but impossibly heavy with emotion for most of the next two months, and hitchhikes back to the trailhead.

By the time he makes his first stop in Oregon there’s another package: food, socks, a newspaper clipping of Truck 81 saving a little girl and her dog from an overturned car, and a book. Surviving the Stone Wind, clearly purchased used, the cover fraying at the corners and the spine cracked. Inside, beneath a faded note indicating it was once a gift for someone else, Kelly has written Don’t get killed by a volcano. That would be a stupid ass way for a firefighter to go out.

Buck sends a picture of himself from central Oregon tucked inside the cover of the book when he returns it, his handwriting a barely legible scribble beneath Kelly’s sharp letters. At least if I die in an eruption it’ll be quick. I’ve been thinking - there’s a lot of time to think out here - about how we would survive if the Yellowstone Supervolcano ever erupts. The answer is that we probably won’t, but if we did, living through the endless winter afterwards sounds pretty nasty. You know how I hate to be cold.

I bought more hand warmers for the emergency kit, Kelly replies, weeks later, from between the pages of a book about Yellowstone. But I think you’re right. I’d rather go in the explosion.

Buck has another hiker take a picture of him on the Bridge of the Gods, smack in the center of the Columbia river, and scrawls on the back of two copies before sending them off in the mail. The Columbia used to have the largest Salmon run on Earth. I never realized how much we’ve fucked up the environment before spending all this time out in the middle of nowhere. Not that the trail is even the middle of nowhere - thousands of people walk every part of it every year. I wonder what it all looked like before we colonized the West.

The Organic Machine: The Remaking of the Columbia River gets to Buck when he’s a couple of hundred miles into Washington. He flips the cover open eagerly, touches his fingers to the only form of communication he’s had with the love of his life in months. Seems like people have been changing the environment out there since long before white colonizers showed up. They just made it a lot worse. This isn’t going to be one of your “if I had a time machine” obsessions again, is it?

If I had a time machine I’d only go back 10 months, Buck writes inside of the cover. He shoves the book deep inside of his pack, beside the first, and mails back a generic postcard of the Cascades instead.

[vulpes-incendium]

I made this long time ago, but I thought it's a good time to share it here for @aphasiaweek!

I chose 《Hoi Sam☆Nice Guy》over 《Maji Kandou☆Hong Kong Night》because there are more stuff about HK in it. So let's see if the lyrics are accurate in a native's point of view!

Spoiler alert: it's very accurate

Hoi Sam = Happy (in Cantonese)

Guy = sounds like street in Cantonese (gaai1)

“Yooooo, so since there’s a song… while I’m at it I kinda put some effort into my costume… I think I’ve got like, serious swag Pardon? You can’t see me…for real? Woah!!!!”

FASHION: yes, HKers love to be trendy, always want to be on top trends! Trends come and go very very quickly, it's seriously really hard to follow trends in HK.

MIXING ENGLISH WITH CANTONESE: yup, we do that a lot, we almost couldn't finish a sentence without English, some words just sound "uncool" in Chinese lol (it’s always about being cool in HK lol), but we don't really say “pardon” unless we are speaking English

Sup-sup-sup-sup-sup-super mobile (snap snap) It’s my hobby to take pics and collect them (I guess) Not gonna lie, everyone’s got a mobile phone, penetration rate (highest in the world) Yeah! If you’re going sightseeing then Nathan Road! (Fuu~!)

TAKING PICS WITH SMARTPHONE: Aph HK loves taking (embarrassing) photos (of China lol), but in real life HKers do love taking pictures, or videos too (it's dangerous if you misbehave, people would film you and post on Youtube or Facebook)

MOBILE PHONE PENETRATION RATE: I couldn't find data for HK, but I think I heard on average, each HKer carries at least 2 cellphones! So this could be true!

NATHAN ROAD: It's the longest street in HK and there's so many things, good food, good shopping places and yup sightseeing! (A lot of our streets are named after the Governors during the colonial time, this street is named after Sir Matthew Nathan for example)

Welcome this makes me kinda happy (Check it out!) Learned this from England - tea in the afternoon (high tea) Welcome, this is kinda fun (Shake it up!) Yum cha, Hong Kong milk tea, cha-cha Nice culture (frivolous)!

AFTERNOON TEA: Yes, it's still a tradition for us to have tea time, we call it 3:15, workplaces would have tea breaks, restaurants do tea time menu during 2-5pm, it's really cool and cheap! We usually drink HK milk tea (evolved from British milk tea) during tea time and there are so many delicious snacks like French toast, pineapple bun and of course egg tart!

YUM CHA: It literally means “drink tea”, but Chinese tea this time. It's a tradition for us to go Yum Cha every Sunday with our family! Dim sum is part of Yum Cha! We just eat and catch up with each others for HOURS!

Oh. My. God. “LOHAS LOHAS” Oh. My. Mind. “Gonna take a pic~” Take away “Is this delivery service for real?” Like, seriously, even if it’s way out of the way, no problem man

LOHAS: I didn't know what this refers to for a long time, I finally found the answer. This refers to LOHAS park, an eco-friendly residential area newly built few years ago. But what's so special about it? Is it famous in Japan?!

DELIVERY SERVICE: Well delivery service in Asia are generally good anyway, but I guess we are good and fast?! (but I think Korea too!)

Super Feeling unlucky? If it’s getting to you, go villain hitting at Ngo Keng Kiu A medium will perform an exorcism, and hit a paper doll with a shoe For fortune telling, go draw fortune sticks, or get a divine answer by throwing moon blocks at the temples… at Wong Tai Sin, light the fire of your incense! If you’re feeling tired, maybe you can give Feng Shui a try or something? A spiritual site in Lantau Island The Wisdom Path…is super Awesome for meditation, but there aren’t any toilets, so watch out Gold fish, bring me luck! (In money!)

NGO KENG KIU: Generally HKers are not THAT superstitious, but the culture still lives within us. I have never known anyone who did the villain hitting, but it's still quite a thing (and a great tourist spot). It's mainly for people who backstab you (we call them "small people" siu yan), but I guess evil spirit too.

WONG TAI SIN: Again, it's more for older generation who are still a bit superstitious. People like to go to Wong Tai Sin Temple during Lunar New Year to wish for luck in the new year. It's still quite popular!

See I told you we have natural landscape (source)

WISDOM PATH: I've never been there lol. Apparently it's a "path lined with 38 wooden monuments inscribed with the Heart Sutra prayer". In general, HK has a lot of nice hiking trail, our landscape is actually amazing, it's just we focus too much on making money...

P-Pe-Pe-Pearl of the Orient is me! (I guess?) Got completely wasted? Ended up in a dress (totes sick) Not gonna lie, population density is highest in the world in Ap Lei Chau Yeah! If you’re going sightseeing then Hong Kong Island! (Yeah~!!)

PEARL OF THE ORIENT: It's the nickname of HK, the Philippines is Pearl of the Orient SEAS

(Ending up in a dress refers to this comic, thanks parallel France!)

POPULATION DENSITY: Yea, that's what we are famous for really, small place lots of people (HK is a very hilly city, surprise, surprise), we have the most expensive estate price in the world 🤦‍♀️, not sure if Ap Lei Chau is particularly population-densed, but the whole HK is like that!

Good luck in everything this makes me kinda happy (Check it out!) Learned this from England - how to be a gentleman (ladies first) I wish you good health, this is kinda fun (Shake it up!) Typhoon, Kung Fu, WA-TAHH Supplements, Chinese herbal medicine (healthy~!)

LUCK: The newer generations are less superstitious now, but luck is still kind of important for us? It's more like a tradition than a belief, we do them just in case (like Feng Shui).

TYPHOON: As a coastal city, we get typhoons a lot in summer, but they are not as strong in comparison to the Philippines or Indonesia.

KUNG FU: We are known for our Kung Fu films, as the actors are all trained martial artists! Bruce Lee (WA-TAH was his catchphrase), Jackie Chan and Donnie Yen are great examples! Because of the wars and Cultural Revolution, many people fled China to HK, resulting the influx of high quality martial artists (eg. Ip Man).

HERBAL MEDICINE: As western as we are, we still believe in Chinese Medicine, but more in a preventative way.

Oh. My. God. “Air conditioning in full blast!” Oh. My. Mind. “That’s not eco-friendly…” Oh well “The air will become cleaner, I think?” Seriously a Mistake, but, no problem man

STRONG AIR-CONDITIONING: This line had me laugh die (Imao in Cantonese)! It's so accurate! You can catch a cold from the airconditioning in HK! And that's why we always carry a jacket even in summer! It's not very eco-friendly and our government is trying resolve that.

AIR POLLUTION: Yes we have smog (smoke + fog), it is becoming quite the problem really. The root of the problem is that Shenzhen, the city next to HK, is developing rapidly and a lot of factories moved there, so the smoke is blown towards HK (we don't really have many factories left, it's too expensive here).

Awesome Riding on a roofless bus, cruising through the neon streets If you want to, like, go shopping… at Ladies Market There are stalls with cute stuff, souvenirs (lots and lots of them) Talk the price down! Haggling is what really counts For some more miscellaneous and deep junk, more for the adult and thrilling The street where mystery thickens… Temple Street Would you like to try some cheap eats at the street stalls? Absolutely delicious! Asian food is the best!

NEON LIGHTS: You've all seen the stereotypical HK streets full of neon lights, but it's actually decreasing, because there's no newcomers to the industry (the lights are handmade).

LADIES MARKET: You can find so many stuff there indeed, for a cheap price! Branded stuff, fake stuff (we don't make them but yea you can find a lot of them), food and goldfish. Yes, there's a goldfish street. Why? I dunno, for luck I guess?!

TEMPLE STREET: Similar to ladies market, it's also great for shopping. This street is also known for (illegal) prostitution and triad, but it's still safe to visit, never in my life have I encountered any of them.

“Yoooooo, Mister, so I kinda sang this song, but seriously, rapping is surprisingly, like, tough?” “It’s also a shame that no one can see what I’m wearing, I’ve got serious swag, y'know.” “Phew… I kinda want to go home already… I mean, the peach buns are gonna be sold out.” “…can we go now?” “…can’t we go yet?” “Haah…” “Okay fine, like, whatever.”

One, two, three!*

PEACH BUN: They are actually eaten on birthdays, for longevity (that's what peach represents in Chinese culture).

*this line was spoken in Mandarin in the song, which would be the only critism I'd give. Yes a lot of people may understand Mandarin, but Cantonese and English are preferred and they are our official languages. One, two, three in Cantonese would be "yaat, yi, sam".

Oh. My. God. “The rent is really expensive…” Oh. My. Mind. “It’s not easy…” Why oh why? “It’s like, the highest in the world” We have serious inflation, but, whatever

EXPENSIVE RENT: We are the most expensive in the world, thanks to the high population density (and foreign buyers 😶), it's really not easy to afford a flat in HK, that’s why most HKers live with their parents until they get married (it’s also a cultural thing).

INFLATION: Stuff are still relatively cheap, but they are getting more expensive really quickly, mainly because of the rent of the shops.

Super they’re so adorable it hurts, the perfect balance of black and white pandas that bring you happiness… we sell them, sort of So fluffy and cute, such big round eyes The kinda? Make you Happy! Uh-huh

PANDAS: We actually only have 2 pandas here like everyone else, in Ocean Park (it's like an amusement park and zoo). They finally successfully mated recently, probably because of Corona shutdown lol!

There are over 100 of them, Tin Hau Temple, so super Before I head there, I seriously wanna eat… mango pudding! So many gods, like, one in every street Pay homage at the temple, light the fire of your incense!

TEMPLES: We still have the temples built before the colonial time! Hopefully, we are able to keep them too...

MANGO PUDDING: It's so good yes! Our dessert culture is just the best seriously! We have so many restaurants just for desserts! They are great places to hang out with friends after work or school!

The air conditioning at its max, the fire burning strong A steaming hot pot made with a carefully chosen soup base If you want to detox, have a Chinese herbal hot pot Absolutely delicious! Asian food is the best! Riding on a roofless bus, cruising through the neon streets If you want to, like, go shopping… at Ladies Market There are stalls with cute stuff, souvenirs, lots and lots of them Talk the price down! Haggling is what really counts Absolutely delicious! Asian food is the best! Every minute Happy☆Nice Town (Guy)

HOT POT: We love it! We basically love when a lot of people sit together, talking, sharing food (like Yum Cha), it's the harmony and atmosphere that we like so much! And yes, there are a lot of different soup base you can choose from!

BARGAINING: Yes do it, especially if you're in places like Ladies' Market and you're a foreigner, they do price things up if you don't look like a local.

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Shout out to Takagi Motoki, the voice actor of HK, his voice fits the character perfectly! (and please get a new va for the new season please funimation) And how can he speak so fast?!

[a-libra-writes]

Imagine Dating the GoT Characters in Modern Times

okay im still working on that confession request, but this sucker just got away from me lol. couldnt help meself. this is a bit more casual than the others

if i missed any of ya favs, send my ask box a mail pigeon and ill add em!

In this preference, you'll be dating: Ned Stark, Robb Stark, Sansa Stark, Jon Snow, Benjen Stark, Jory Cassel, Dolorous Edd, Tormund Giantsbane, Theon Greyjoy, Yara Greyjoy, Daenerys Targaryen, Jorah Mormont, Missandei, Grey Worm, Tywin Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, Jamie Lannister, Sandor Clegane, Bronn, Petyr Baelish, Stannis Baratheon, Davos Seaworth, Margaery Tyrell, Brynden Tully, Edmure Tully, Brienne of Tarth, Ramsay Bolton, Roose Bolton, Oberyn Martell, Beric Dondarrion

NED STARK

He always worries so much after you, like if you’re unusually late getting home or you don’t call him back for some time. He won’t bother you about it because knows he worries, and he’s always ready to give you a warm hug when you finally get home. He’s very considerate of how you like things in the home and will fix anything immediately - although, you’re convinced he’s going to drop the AC in a lake if it acts up one more time. He has a picture of your wedding day that he absolutely loves and keeps in a safe spot in his wallet. The same picture is in frame on his desk, along with pictures of the kids. It’s the only decorations he has on the desk.

ROBB STARK

He’s convinced Grey Wind is starting to like you more because you’re the one who gives the goodnight treats. His favorite memories are the times when you both were able to get away to the lake or beach for a few days; he has a picture of you both on his desk at work. If you get him something you’d think he’d like, such as a scarf, he’ll absolutely wear it until it falls apart. Before you two moved in together, he really enjoyed calling you in the evening to hear about your day. Before you started dating, he’d send you pics of Grey Wind because you had the cutest reactions to them - soooo many emojis.

SANSA STARK

She loooves trying new things and hobbies with you, even if it doesn’t always end up so hot. The baking fiasco of 2018 shall not be spoken of, the pictures have been erased, it didn’t happen. She likes doing your make-up if you’ll let her, and she loves it when you two clothes shop together, mostly so she can dress you up. Lady is the most spoiled princess in the Stark family; you and Sansa have an instagram for her, she has her own rhinestone collar and custom bowl, it’s a whole thing. Sansa likes to brush her in the evening while she listens to you about your day or you both catch up with your fav TV shows. You two are way too invested in some of them and sometimes you stay up too late angry tweeting about it.

JON SNOW

You two were mutual friends for a while before you started hanging out exclusively more and more and finally someone asked if you were dating... At that point, you basically were. He really likes going hiking in the woods with you and Ghost, and some of his favorite pictures of you are from these trips - obvs they’re his phone background, and he gets shy if someone looks over his shoulder and asks if you’re his girlfriend. You both have gotten Ghost a nice dog bed and couch but he still likes to sleep at the foot of the bed, then promptly wake you both up at 6am for a walk. Jon was nervous but excited to introduce you to his family; he enjoys holidays with them much more because of you. He loves it when you text him cute things about your day or say you miss him.

BENJEN STARK

He caught your attention when you two began casually dating and he absolutely lit up when he talked about his nieces and nephews, and he showed you lots of pictures. It was just so cute. He absolutely loves it when you wear his shirts, especially the morning after - he will pull you back into the bed. He’s a total night owl but is very considerate of being quiet when you’re asleep. If you end up falling asleep after trying to stay up with him, he’ll carefully carry you back to bed. He works evenings too, so when he comes home early in the morning, he’ll cook you breakfast before staggering to bed (obviously he wants a good morning/night kiss as you get up and get ready).

JORY CASSEL

He’s an absolute sweetheart who will adopt all the dogs and fill up the house with them if you don’t stop him. When he’s playing with them or holding them, you like to take sneaky pictures because it’s just so cute and set it as your phone background. He always has the sweetest compliments for you, regardless if you’re dressing up or you just got out of the shower. The easiest way to fluster him is throw your legs over his lap while you’re wearing shorts or a skirt and just casually snuggle up. One day one of your dogs got out and you two were so beside yourself with worry, calling all the shelters and making posters and just stressing out together. The pup showed up a few hours later covered in mud and you both ran to hug her at the same time.

EDD TOLLETT

You’d actually been hanging out with him for a while because of your mutual friends, mostly Jon. You two had such an obvious crush on each other but wouldn’t make a move, so he and Sam did the trick where they invited you both out, then made an excuse and left you two alone. He’s the master of sending a meme in response to a text you sent two hours ago. He won’t admit how much he really likes it when you wear his shirts, either to bed or out on a date. They’re almost exclusively black metal band shirts with really weird art. You both tend to go to a lot of outdoor music festivals; he always wants to hold your hand so he doesn’t lose you in a crowd.

TORMUND GIANTSBANE

His beard and hair are still wild, don’t you worry, and he’s endlessly amused when it tickles you when he kisses you. His clothes are kind of a mess so you always try to straighten them out or iron them, which he really appreciates. Whenever he sees something cool, he has to immediately take a picture and send it to you. Sometimes he’s too excited about something, he just calls you or comes over. He’d totally want to go to nature reserves, zoos and parks for dates; he loves being outdoors and thinks you look best when the sunlight is on you. He’ll take so many pics on these dates but he’s a pretty bad cameraman (he tries!). He’ll go for the tallest rollercoaster at an amusement park and immediately regret it once the drop starts; he’s secretly relieved if you don’t want to go on one. 

THEON GREYJOY

Let’s be honest, he’s kind of a fuckboy so you don’t date him too seriously. He’s the one who gets attached first and starts exclusively dating you. He really likes collecting guitars and would be stoked if you’d play or sing along with him. He prefers outdoor dates, but sports bars and music clubs are fun, too. No matter what, he’d be giving lots of PDA and wouldn’t take kindly to guys hitting on you. He always finds the most bizarre food or drink recipes online that he wants to try, usually resulting in your kitchen being a warzone afterward. Yara totally bullies him on his insta, no matter how much he blocks her. 

YARA GREYJOY

She’s the definition of the types of girls your parents really didn’t want you to bring home but Here We Are. She has the most badass boots that she wears with an eyeliner with a wing so sharp it could kill a man. She loves pulling you close and being touchy with you in bars and clubs, especially when men are bothering you. Her diet 80% microwave so you have to cook actual food for her and make sure she eats. Family gatherings or phone calls always bother her, so you have to help calm her down afterward, usually with lots of making out. She’d like you to go with her when she gets tattoos so she has someone to chat and laugh with, and she’d subtly suggest you’d look cute with a piercing. She’ll kill the bugs in the relationship as long as you give her a thank you kiss, no matter what you’re in the middle of.

DAENERYS TARGARYEN

She absolutely LOVES Christmastime and wants to decorate the whole house, send a Christmas card with you and her three bearded dragons and wear matching Christmas sweaters (she can be surprisingly stubborn about that). Cuddling on the sofa and watching movies usually ends her falling asleep on you, and if you try to move her she grumbles and hugs you closer. The background for her phone is you looking very worried, holding her three bearded dragons after she posed them on you. She’d much rather wear your hoodies and shirts than her own, sometimes only that if she’s lounging at home with you. She tries to plan a really nice date at least once a month, preferably you two going on a little weekend trip to a musical festival or a beach.

JORAH MORMONT

He texts he loves you at least twice throughout the day. When you go out on dates, he’s always worried if you need a jacket or if you’ve had enough to eat. Heel is digging into your ankle and giving you a blister? This guy has band-aids. When he gets home early, he likes to cook a quick dinner that’ll be ready when you’re home. Watching kdramas with Jorah is great because he gets so baffled and ask you if this is what kids watch nowadays, but then he gets surprisingly emotional over the big confessions and love triangles. Walking through a park or boardwalk at sunset while holding your hand is maximum serotonin for him.

MISSANDEI

Her absolute favorite part of the day is the chat you two have in the evening while you take off make-up, wash your faces and fix your hair before bed. Sometimes you talk about your day, sometimes you listen to music or have a show on. She really doesn’t like phones or laptops in bed because she just wants to cuddle or be intimate. You introduced her to theme parks, and now she absolutely loves them. Missandei will find the biggest coaster and pull you toward it, she also would like you to win her one of those stuffed animals at the shooting games. She’ll put them on a shelf in your room. Sometimes she reads a book that bothers her so much, she has to stop everything, march in the living room and tell you all about it.

GREY WORM

You asked him out by writing your number on his cup at the cafe you worked out. You never got a text or call, but he suddenly showed up a few days later, totally blushing and asking you out. It was kind of adorable. He really likes keeping the apartment tidy and totally loves your baking. You didn’t think he had a sweet tooth, and he's been trying out different recipes to share with you. He can be pretty shy around your friends, so you hang with him solo. He has surprisingly strong opinions on movies, so movie dates always spiral into film theory discussions. He's so baffled by social media but he follows and likes everything you because your posts and pics are cute.

TYWIN LANNISTER

You two met at your company’s expensive party, he interested you right away and you had fun flirting and trading verbal spars. You weren’t sure how he got your number, but he’d end up calling you up for dinners and dates and so on. That ended up turning into trips and long stays at his manor and basically you ended up living there. Tywin enjoys giving you all sorts of expensive gifts and clothes, which he of course doesn’t see as a big deal because you deserve it. Eventually you’d bother him about what you mean to him, and that’s when he’d just outright ask if you’d rather be married. Quite frankly, he doesn’t care about his children’s thoughts on the matter. He really prefers the dates and vacations that are more relaxing, especially when he gets to see you smile at something you haven’t seen. 

TYRION LANNISTER

You and Tyrion discuss books like some people discuss politics. Actually, you both tend to have a lot of long discussions, but you both are so opinionated on books. He actually writes quite a bit and dedicates a lot of it to you. His favorite thing to do is make you laugh in public while you’re drinking something; he knows it drives you nuts and it’s adorable how much you sputter and look for a napkin. He blames you for Jamie’s love of ironic emojis, and he likes to send you screenshots of Cersei’s weird facebook rants. When he’s stressing over a writing deadline, he adores it when you give him a massage and help him calm down.

JAMIE LANNISTER

He’d often tease you about using so many cutest emojis in your text messages, so he started ironically using them. You’re positive he just picks them at random but he figured out that eggplant and peach REAL quick. When you first started dating, he tried to impress you with expensive gifts and dates, but he vastly prefers the lowkey cuddles at your apartment. His head in your lap, your pet curled around his legs and him reading off ridiculous shit Cersei posts on facebook … That’s the ideal. He was a nervous wreck when you met Tywin, although he was trying to play it off and be cool. 

SANDOR CLEGANE

He’s such a grumpy bear that a lot of people wonder how the heck you two got together. You both like to hang out at music bars and clubs, and he’s always got a protective arm around you, and as the evening winds down he likes to nuzzle your hair and receive any kisses you give. He sleeps in really late and grumbles when you pull him out of bed to get his ass outside. He’ll always take care of the yard work and grills the best barbecue. He actually really likes when you ask him what he thinks about an outfit, even if he just says it’s fine, because he likes the way you twirl and show off your backside. There’s probably a football team he’s obsessed with and he WILL text you angrily about someone getting a red card or missing a goal. 

BRONN

When you asked for his number, you were shook that he still had a goddamn flip phone. Even after dating for forever, he still has that damn thing. Your favorite date spot is live music bars, even if he starts to get overly affectionate and pull you in his lap. He has leather jackets and sometimes wears black cowboy boots with them and it just … works? He also probably rides a motorcycle but makes sure you have the proper clothes and helmet and actually obeys traffic laws when you’re riding with him. He’ll still flip off drivers, though. He doesn’t go to the doctor, his sick ass shows up on your doorstep half-dead and you force cold medicine down his throat while scolding him. He just likes being looked after, not that he’ll ever admit it.

PETYR BAELISH

You’re kind of surprised he asked you out, he seemed like a very wealthy, prominent person and you were a little worried. But on all your dates he’s nothing but a gentleman and he wants to go places you enjoy to know you better. Even if you both go somewhere more lowkey like a cafe or an art museum, he just has to impress you by picking you up in a nice car. He’s much more genuine in evenings at your apartment when you cuddle with him, or when you send sweet texts that he has trouble responding to right away because they’re just so nice. He likes to follow your social media just to see what you’re up to, and he has a picture of you on his desk, probably one where you’re wearing something he got you.

STANNIS BARATHEON

He’s on top of anything that needs to be fixed or dealt with around the house, sometimes without you even noticing they were broken. He’s very grateful when you plan dates for fun or for anniversaries, because he has trouble with such things. He also totally melts when you bring him coffee in the morning with a kiss, or take his coat when he comes home. Holidays are an absolute mess; last year he was THIS close to throttling Renly with a string of holly. You like changing his phone background to saucy pictures of yourself, because he already sucks at phones and now he’s bright red and it’s taking him five minutes to figure out how to change it. You were pretty bummed when he finally figured out how to set up a phone lock, so now you just text the pictures while he’s at home. It takes a few seconds before you hear him sputter and drop his phone in the other room.

DAVOS SEAWORTH

Admittedly, Davos is a little insecure about the age difference between you two, but he’s always very comforted when you hold his hand and kiss him in public. He always has interesting places to take you, and somehow he seems to know at least one person there. He always has a new story about how he lost his fingers and now it’s just an inside joke between you two. You think its hilarious how worked up he gets about his sports teams, and he cracks up when you yell at competitive cooking shows. Sometimes he needs your help deciphering Stannis’ weird, cryptic texts. He’s very weak when you’re dressing up to go out, especially when you slip on pantyhose and heels.

MARGAERY TYRELL

You didn’t realize how big of an influencer she was until she innocently asked for a selfie of the two of you. You were on a beach date and you kissed her cheek while she made a cute pose. Much later she showed you the pic on her instagram and holy shit is that’s 20k likes what in the seven hells. If it’s a sunny day, she absolutely wants to go out to the beach or an outdoor mall or anything. She likes to show you pics of outfits, ask your opinion, and buy it as a surprise if you really love it. If you both got a pet together, she’d basically treat it like your kid. She loves taking you with her on her family’s expensive vacations, and she can’t stop holding your hand and grinning the whole time.

BRYNDEN TULLY

Brynden is also worried about the age gap between you two, and it often bothers him when people mistake him for your father while you two are out. He loves talking about you to his nieces and nephew. He held off on telling his brother out of spite, because he knew Hoster was going to bug him about proposing. His favorite thing to do with you is go boating on the family’s lake, especially when you’re laughing as you try to keep your hat on. His absolute favorite picture is a selfie you took while you were in his lap, you’re making a silly face while he’s kissing your cheek.

EDMURE TULLY

He loves doing the silliest, most domestic stuff with you. Doing laundry together while joking around, picking out furniture to match in the living room, even adopting a dog or a kitten who would end up spoiled rotten. He’d actually fall for you quickly while you were dating and already think of your wedding and a family, but he wouldn’t want to pressure you at all. He has the worst bedhead and you have to grab him before he runs out to work and try to tame it. You both have the most ridiculous in-jokes and when you watch dramas, you both get way too emotionally invested and try not to cry in front of each other.

BRIENNE OF TARTH

She’s very shy about taking selfies with you until you encourage her and insist she’s adorable. She takes good care of her health and works out a lot, and she’s definitely want you to join her for the latter. She’s great with motivating and praising you! She likes dates where you two just wander around outdoor malls or museums, you just walk and chat about all sorts of things. You’re absolutely her phone background and lock screen, and when her dad calls to check on her she ends up talking about you a lot. You both like to put on cooking shows while you fold laundry or clean and you end up getting so distracted.

RAMSAY BOLTON

You weren’t totally keen on introducing him to your parents, then they suddenly came over while he was hanging out with you and he was such a Perfect Gentleman™ you almost got whiplash. He’s the reason stray dogs always hang around your backyard and porch, he leaves food out for them. He always frowns when you cover up his hickeys with concealer. He’s not the least bit phased by horror or slasher movies, but puts them on TV anyway so you can cling to him and hide your face. He’s absolutely the sort to threaten any male friends he thinks are too close to you, then play innocent when you confront him. He likes date spots that are a little more secluded, so he can grab your body and give you a deep kiss anytime he’s wanting you.

ROOSE BOLTON

In the morning, he always has to kiss you when he wakes up and before he leaves for work, no exceptions. He’s very private so those he works with are surprised to learn he’s married, but once you two are together at some company party it’s obvious he dotes on you. His kinks are even more pronounced now and he loves buying you things he wants to see you wear. He’d like to have a family with you once you’re ready. He’d be super into you sending him sexy pictures during the day, but he won’t respond right away or pretend the picture didn’t load just to mess with you. 

OBERYN MARTELL

He looooves surprising you with thoughtful gifts, weekend trips or even just flowers sent to your work with a loveydovey note that has all your coworkers teasing you. He hangs around at your apartment so much, you wonder why he just doesn’t move in. He will absolutely love any flirty texts or sexy pictures you send him over the phone, and he’ll respond in kind. When your relationship started getting more serious, he introduced you to his family and daughters, and fell even more in love with you because you were so kind to everyone. He always wants to take you places because he thinks you’re the cutest when you’re amazed by new things.

BERIC DONDARRION

A mutual friend hooked you both up for a blind date, which bothered you a lot, but Beric was so nice, genuine and apologetic that you decided to go through with it anyway. You’re grateful you live in a cold climate because he looooves the fireplace and snuggling with you in front of it. He’s not the best at cooking and would appreciate you teaching him, also you look super cute in an apron so that’s a bonus. Expect a ton of different outdoors and camping trips from him, also he’s the worst about getting injured and insisting he’s fine, even when there’s blood all over the bathroom sink.

[marveldeliversusps]

Prompt: New Hobby

Thanks for the prompt and political advocacy, @queenoftherandomword​! Hope you like it!

Prompt: Looks like somone has a new hobby

Pairing: Stucky, shrunkyclunks, background Sam/Nat

Rating: M

Art by @inflomora-art​. I’m obsessed with this pic. 

Steve heard a knock and rushed to the door. It was around three PM and his postal worker, Bucky, would be dropping off the mail soon. On days when he wasn’t too busy, Bucky would stick around and chat with Steve for a few minutes. Those were the best days.

Mailman Bucky was beyond hot. He had a cleft chin with a bit of softness under it, wrinkles from smiling and sparkling grey eyes. He was so beautiful he even made the dumb postal worker hat look good.

When Steve pulled the door open, he found Natasha standing there expectantly. He tried to close the door but she put her foot inside the house. He set his shoulder against the door so she could push her way in.

“Nice to see you, Steve.”

Steve took a steadying breath in. He loved Natasha and looked forward to being around her. Since he’d retired from the superhero business and given the shield to Sam, time with Nat had been in short supply. However, she was perceptive and insatiably curious. If she was around when Bucky arrived, she’d sniff out Steve’s secret crush right away. Or find the numerous unopened boxes in his bedroom that he didn’t want to explain.

“Natasha,” he said.

“That’s all?”

Steve held tight onto the door. A moment of confusion or indecision would be just enough for her to elbow her way inside. This is why he needed more non-spy friends.

“Nice to see you, as always.”

Natasha rolled her eyes so dramatically her eyelashes fluttered. “What you mean to say is I’m sorry that I stood you and Sam up for our lunch date at Hot Lips pizza today, and that you two had to wait for forty-five minutes, and I can’t believe I didn’t respond to your text messages.”

Steve closed his eyes in embarrassment. “I totally forgot. I’m sorry, Nat.”

“It’s alright, Steve,” Natasha said, brushing non-existent lint from Steve’s shoulder. “I know you have other commitments. Maybe we could hang out now?”

Steve did want to spend time with her, just not for another hour when there was no risk of her meeting Bucky. Since getting together, Sam and Natasha were both happier, more fluid and less locked into decades-long patterns, but it certainly made Steve’s life more difficult. Their attempts at teasing him or caretaking were coordinated and ruthless. Loving, but ruthless.

“Now’s not a good time,” Steve said. “How about Friday you and Sam come over for a movie night?”

Natasha smiled sweetly, all her deadly angles covered by softness. She squeezed Steve’s hand gently, then dug her fingers into his wrist, making him yelp and stumble backward. As soon as Steve faltered, she charged inside and started looking around the living room. When Steve subtly positioned himself between her and the stairs to his bedroom, Natasha clocked his actions immediately. She slipped past his outstretched hands and hustled upstairs.

“Goddammit, Nat!”

Once she entered Steve’s bedroom, Natasha stopped abruptly and looked at all the unopened boxes lining the walls. “Huh.”

Steve nearly slammed into her back in his rush to beat her to the bedroom and had to grab onto the doorframe to stop himself. Natasha tilted her head to the side as if she was trying to solve a puzzle.

“What were you expecting?” Steve said.

Natasha’s brows furrowed. “I don’t know. A hot man or woman. A sex dungeon. Porn. Not a million boxes from…” she picked one up and squinted at it. “REI? What the hell, Steve?”

Steve opened and closed his mouth, not quite ready to tell the truth. The first package had been an actual order, a new pair of running shoes from an outdoor store he discovered. But then when Bucky had delivered them, REI (Recreation Equipment Inc) was apparently his favorite store, and it had given them something to chat about.

Steve had taken to buying gear from there once a week and planned his schedule to be home with the packages arrived, just so he could talk with Bucky. He’d even been working up the courage to suggest a hike together.

“I checked all the rooms downstairs,” Sam said out of nowhere.

Steve’s shoulders slumped. Of course, Sam and Natasha would be working together. They never went on ops alone anymore. Not since she was captured by AIM, and Sam leveled three blocks of downtown Mobile, Alabama to save her.

Steve should have never suggested Nat ask Sam out. Or introduced them. Or joined the Avengers.  

“Nice to see you,” Steve quipped.

Sam winked at him, the cheeky asshole. He knew Steve couldn’t stay mad at him long. “Not my fault,” Sam said, as he walked into the room. “You ditched us. And if you had just told Tasha what you were hiding--”

“I can have secrets,” Steve said petulantly.

Meanwhile, Natasha was walking around the room and shaking boxes. They all had the REI logo on the side: Sustainable Gear Built to Last. She retrieved a knife from her boot, ripped open a box and pulled out a 9.8mm Dry-Core climbing rope. It was bright yellow with red x’s on it, and Steve had picked it because he liked the design. “Is this for an outside sex dungeon?”

“Stop thinking everything is about sex!” Steve snapped. Sam raised an eyebrow at him, and Steve immediately felt bad. Before he could apologize to Natasha, she waived him off. Sam sat down on Steve’s bed and pulled out his own knife. He never used to have a million knives on him, probably Natasha’s influence.

“Do people know Captain America sneaks into people’s houses with knives?” Steve said.

Sam shrugged and carefully opened a package. “People don’t know a damn thing about me I don’t want them to know, because my girlfriend is a badass.”

A paranoid badass, Steve thought. But he had the self-preservation to keep that to himself.

Sam pulled out a Lavender Harness with yellow daisies stitched to the side. “Petzl Luna Harness,” he read off the side. “Steve, this is a woman’s harness.”

Steve crossed his arms, because he had aced his Women’s Studies class, thank you very much. “All the harnesses for women were pink and had flowers on them, and I thought that was very gender essentialist of them, so I bought it for myself in protest.”

“I’m sure they heard you loud and clear,” Sam said dryly.

They slowly unpacked all of Steve’s packages: another harness, two more ropes, a crash pad, carabiners, and several metal things Steve didn’t know the name of. After each item, Natasha looked at Steve expectantly, and he steadily denied that it was for a sex dungeon.

Next came a Marmot 1 person tent, that Steve would have to curl up in sideways to fit, a backpack, and a head lamp. He had more things he needed, but he wanted to spread the orders out.

“Why didn’t you open any of this stuff?” Sam said.

Exhausted with their questions, Steve flopped dramatically onto the floor, and he didn’t need to look up to know Sam and Natasha were doing synchronized eye rolls. “I don’t know how to use it yet!” Most of it he’d selected because he liked the colors or the philosophy of the companies. He had no idea if all the gear even all worked together. “It’s outdoor gear because my mailman likes to rock climb, and he’s hot, and I want to climb him like a tree.”

Natasha grinned triumphantly, and proclaimed, “So this is about sex!”

Steve didn’t respond, just slowly banged his head on the floor. Maybe if he blacked out they would leave him alone.

“Well, well,” Sam said.

“Don’t do that,” Steve snapped.  

“Looks like someone has a new hobby.”

Natasha leaned against Sam and giggled. It was so damn cute that Steve couldn’t decide if he wanted to wrap them in Christmas paper or throw them outside.

He almost missed the knock at the door.

“Steve,” Bucky called in. “Your door was left open. Just wanted to make sure everything’s okay.”

Steve shot an annoyed look at Sam who grinned unrepentantly. “Barton’s watching the entrance.” Steve should've guessed that, too. He half expected them to turn into a throuple any day now.

Natasha ignored them again, moving lightning fast to charge downstairs.

“Steve,” Bucky called again. “Hi,” he said, presumably when he saw Natasha. “Just checking in. I have a package for Steve.”

“I’m sure you do,” Natasha said meaningfully as she took the box from Bucky.

Steve made a racket in his haste to prevent Natasha from saying anything more embarrassing and landed at the door framing breathing heavily with a wild look in his eyes. Natasha, naturally, looked calm and composed.

“You must be Bucky,” Natasha said, extending her dainty hand. “Steve can’t stop talking about you.”

Steve’s cheeks immediately flamed hot, and the only saving grace was that Bucky’s cheeks pinked up adorably, too.

“Oh.” Bucky didn't elaborate further even though Steve really, really wanted him to. Was that a good oh or a bad oh? An oh or an /oh/?

Before Steve could follow up, Sam came up behind him and clapped an arm on his shoulder.

“Captain America!” Bucky exclaimed when he saw Sam. Oh no, no no no no, Steve thought. “You’re my hero! I mean, I’m an adult so not like hero hero, but it’s. Whew. It’s an honor.”

Sam grinned that warm, gap toothed smile that made old ladies weak in the knees, and he shook Bucky’s hand. “Nice to meet you. Did you serve?”

Bucky nodded, shrugging his shoulders shyly. “Yeah, two tours and all that, and you know, the post office is the number one employer of vets, so I’m here doing this. Helps to have the arm.” He pointed at his black and gold prosthetic.  Thanks for promoting that program by the way.”

Steve didn’t pout, but his inner toddler was stamping his foot. He only got a few minutes to talk to Bucky each week, and Sam was hogging all his time.

Natasha had magicked some popcorn out of nowhere, there hadn’t been any in Steve’s cupboard, and was obnoxiously monching it and watching the three of them. Knowing her, she’d probably known all of this was going to happen and brought the popcorn along as a prop.

“I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable,” Bucky said to Sam, “but could I get a picture?”

Sam nodded, turning to Steve with a shit eating grin. “Steve, would you mind taking a pic of us?”

Steve took Bucky’s camera. He stepped on Sam’s foot while he arranged them for the photo, because he had called dibs on Bucky, and Sam already had Natasha. “You know . . . I’ve been retired for a while.” Because if Sam could play the Captain America card, so could he. Bucky had never brought it up, so perhaps he hadn’t recognized him.

Bucky smiled softly. “I know, Steve.”

Oh, well. That was a different thing entirely. Bucky had known who Steve was all along and had never made him feel uncomfortable about it. Steve smiled back at him and took the picture.

Once they were done, Natasha leaned toward Bucky. “Tell me, Bucky, how long have you and Steve been getting to know one another.”

Steve was 100% sure that was her code for sex dungeon activities, which, what in the hell did she and Sam get up to in their free time? Nevermind, he didn’t want to know.

They didn’t call Steve the greatest strategist of his time for nothing. He subtly scooted over, forcing Natasha to lean back.

“We’ve only recently become friends,” Steve said. The blood rushed to his cheeks again when he realized what he’d said. Bucky probably had to be friendly with everyone while he was working, that didn’t mean he and Steve were friends. “I mean, I think we are.”

The sides of Bucky’s eyes crinkled adorably as he grinned. “Yeah, we’re friends, Steve.” He paused and glanced at Sam and Natasha before settling back on Steve. “Actually,” Bucky rubbed the back of his neck, making his terrible round hat fall forward. He righted it quickly and said, “I was wondering if you’d like to go climbing this Saturday. I could show you the cool spots with not too many people, and--”

“Steve doesn’t know how to climb,” Natasha said around another mouthful of popcorn. “You should take me and Sam along to teach him. And Clint, too. Maybe Tony would want to come.”

By the grace of all that was good and holy, Sam had mercy and pulled Natasha away from the door whispering, “Stop cockblocking my best friend.”

Once Nat and Sam were out of earshot, Steve met Bucky’s eyes and grimaced. “I was looking for new hobbies, and when I ordered shoes you brought up climbing, and like an idiot I said I liked it too. because you are so handsome, and my brain turned into mush, and then I just didn’t want to stop talking to you.”

“I know,” Bucky said interrupting Steve’s rambling. His eyes sparkled as he grinned. “You once called a grigri a carabiner.”

“I don’t know what that means.”

“Exactly.” Bucky stepped closer, his expression turning mischievous. Steve could never, ever let him and Natasha become friends. “Wanna go on a date with me?” He was so close now, Steve could pick out the flecks of silver and black in his grey eyes.

Steve got lost staring until he realized Bucky had been waiting too long for a response. He didn’t seem to mind, his smile only getting wider.

“I really do want to learn to rock climb,” Steve blurted out to stop himself from saying something ridiculous like, please fuck me in your uniform.

Bucky tilted his chin back and laughed, mesmerizing Steve with the movement of his throat.

“How about we do both?” Bucky said, laughter dying down as he scooted closer.

Steve leaned down and said, “I’d like that,” against Bucky’s lips, the moment before they kissed. Distantly, he heard the sounds of Natasha and Sam cheering, but he blocked them out in favor of gripping Bucky’s hip and pulling their bodies flush against one another.

“The man has to work,” Sam called out. “Don’t get freaky and delay the mail.”

Bucky pulled back and patted Steve’s shoulder. “See you soon, Stevie.”

After he left, Steve collapsed on the couch next to Sam, heady with the experience, until a sudden realization left him cold.

“I forgot to get his number.”

Sam waved him off, and pointed at the kitchen where Nat was rifling through Steve’s cabinets. “Don’t worry. Tasha has it already.”

Steve groaned. Of course she did. And if by some chance she didn’t, Steve could always order another box from REI.

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Us, July 27

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Kelly Preston’s tragic final days

Page 4: Who Wore It Best? Draya Michele vs. Betty Gilpin vs. Emmanuelle Chriqui ✅ vs. Heidi Montag vs. Nina Dobrev in a Signature corset jumpsuit 

Page 6: Loose Talk -- Demi Lovato on how lockdown has helped her emotional growth, Keke Palmer on the Black Lives Matter movement, Thandie Newton on eventually naming names from her early days in Hollywood, Charlize Theron sharing how stressful it was to teach her kids during the pandemic, Orlando Bloom gushing about how he can’t wait to meet his future daughter with Katy Perry 

Page 8: Contents 

Page 10: Hot Pics -- Jennifer Lopez in the middle of a donut-shaped pool float 

Page 12: Selena Gomez in her yard, Ireland Baldwin goes for a dip in the Pacific 

Page 13: Expectant parents Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner step out to grab a bite in matching masks, Duchess Camilla and Prince Charles pay their respects at an Asda distribution center 

Page 14: Sarah Jessica Parker at the grand opening of her flagship shoe store, Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union let loose at an outdoor party

Page 16: Hot Wheels -- these famous dudes ride in style -- Justin Bieber and J Balvin, Machine Gun Kelly and Mod Sun, Jesse Metcalfe, Dominic Cooper, George Clooney 

Page 17: Wiz Khalifa, Ewan McGregor in a VW Camper, Miles Teller 

Page 18: Sweet Escape -- stars stretch their legs in distant places -- Chrissy Teigen in Cabo San Lucas, Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid in St. Lucia, Kylie Jenner in Canyon Point, Utah 

Page 19: Shay Mitchell in Vancouver, Mario Lopez and wife Courtney in Lake Tahoe, Kevin Hart on a yacht, Brooke Burke in Page, Arizona 

Page 20: Checkered Out -- A-listers are mad for plaid face masks -- Busy Philipps, Reese Witherspoon, Patrick Dempsey, Mindy Kaling 

Page 22: Stars They’re Just Like Us -- Malin Akerman loads up on groceries, Taye Diggs and son Walker toss around a ball, Prince William drinks beer, Adam Sandler pumps gas 

Page 23: Owen Wilson buys fresh fruit, Ayesha and Stephen Curry go hiking, Brooke Shields drops off the mail 

Page 24: Love Lives -- Bindi Irwin and Chandler Powell being newlyweds during a pandemic has been a whirlwind 

Page 25: Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher have made it to their 10th anniversary, Russell Wilson still knows how to make Ciara giddy with joy, Sarah Hyland is OK with putting her wedding to Wells Adams on hold 

Page 26: Hollywood Moms -- Kelly Rowland on her son Titan 

Page 27: Rebecca Gayheart is adamant about teaching daughter Billie and Georgia the importance of giving back, Kenya Moore and Marc Daly are still figuring things out in their marriage but they’re talking about having baby No. 2, Christina Milian talks about coparenting daughter Violet with ex-husband The-Dream 

Page 28: Hot Hollywood -- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on good terms -- they’re putting their differences aside for the sake of their children 

Page 29: After everything Meghan Markle’s estranged father Thomas Markle has put her through he still wants a relationship but Meghan isn’t interested -- the only relative in Meghan’s inner circle is her mom Doria Ragland who’s been helping with 14-month-old Archie, Lisa Marie Presley is beside herself after son Benjamin Keough died by suicide at age 27, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are sticking together through thick and thin 

Page 30: A Day in the Life -- Hilaria Baldwin 

Page 31: In a recent interview Thandie Newton admitted to being so scared of Tom Cruise while filming 2000′s Mission: Impossible 2 and a few days after the jaw-dropping interview Cruise’s ex-wife Katie Holmes gave the actress what seemed like tacit agreement by following Thandie on Instagram 

Page 32: Cover Story -- Remembering Kelly Preston -- fans and loved ones including husband John Travolta mourn her death 

Page 34: Naya Rivera -- heartbreak on the lake -- the world’s worst fears are realized after Naya who went missing on July 8 is finally found 

Page 36: Jessica Simpson forty and fabulous 

Page 42: Beauty -- light up your staycation with a candle that creates the ambience of your dreams 

Page 44: Us Musts -- Ben and Jessa Seewald of Counting On on their growing family 

Page 45: Ester Dean on Songland 

Page 46: Fashion Police -- denim edition -- Sela Vave, Jennifer Lopez, Maisie Williams 

Page 47: Celine Dion, Cara Delevingne, Kim Kardashian 

Page 48: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me -- Danica McKellar 

[thomas-mvller]

Tag games x 283129

Hello everyone so uh lately i've started to be more active on my music sideblog which means i've been hearting stuff like crazy for the past couple of months aka all the things i've been tagged in has been buried under all that nonsense SO because i hate leaving things undone i thought on doing them all at once and tagging a bunch of people so they can get a little distraction by doing them (as in, not all of them but whichever they might want to do)

Again: you do not have to do all of them, not even one if you don't feel like doing so! there's a game for everyone so hey!

Tagging: @havertsz @foreverbayern @germanynts @sherlockisonfire @debushit @sadiiomane10 @miasanmuller @elishamanning @abcde-fc @bbjim @littletentaclemonster @tamtam-elizabeth @minimalloss @pearfight and whoever wants to do this! if you see it, consider yourself tagged >:))

Alright, here we go:

1) I was tagged by @/tamtam-elizabeth and @/sadiiomane10 to post a capture of my lockscreen, homescreen and last song i listened to. Thank you both <3

I used to be very annoying when it came to changing my lock/homescreen so now i just don’t do that often anymore (previous to that my homescreen was a pic of lfc winning ucl OBVIOUSLY) also i haven’t really been listening to music lately but i did have a depeche mode phase like two weeks ago and this was the song i replayed the most so hey!

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2) “Get to know me” tag

Tagged by the always thoughtful @/tamtam-elizabeth , thank you and i’m sorry for taking so long ;-; <3

Name: Cloud

Birthday: sometime in november

Zodiac Sign: scorpio

Height: 5′4′’ or 1.65 (last time i checked..... which was like seven years ago)

Hobbies: lately it has been sewing facemasks 😂 that aside i like watching movies, random videos on yt, baking and crafting sometimes

Favorite colors: black, red and teal

Favorite Book: don’t think i have one :o

Last Song Listened to: barrel of a gun by depeche mode

Last Movie Watched: currently watching prince of egypt. if that doesn’t count then ben hur 😂

Inspiration or Muse: i really don’t know what to say here 😂

Dream Job: i still haven’t given up to my goal but at this point i just want a job that gives me stability and zero worries

Reason Behind my URL: Thomas Müller (German pronunciation: [ˈtoːmas ˈmʏlɐ]; born 13 September 1989) is a German professional footballer who plays for Bundesliga club Bayern Munich. A versatile player, Müller plays as a midfielde- okay no in all seriousness yess this url is bc of a football player 😂

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3) Ten songs playlist tag

Tagged by the joy that is @/foreverbayern and the always sweetest @/havertsz . thank youuuuu <3

Rules: We’re snooping through your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then choose 10 victims.

Some months ago I made the mistake of transfering the songs i had in my old computer to my current laptop and there are some stuff that just........ should not be acknowledged so i can’t do shuffle HOWEVER i will choose ten random songs i’ve listened to/discovered this year (technically speaking is the same) so here it is:

art-i-ficial by x-ray spex

sunny afternoon by the kinks

desire lines by lush

paper cuts by incubus

pure love by hayley williams

spirit by bauhaus

no one knows by screaming trees

let’s love by suho

all we need is a dream by cheap trick

cosmonauts by fiona apple

bonus: you’re so close by peter murphy (god i adore this song)

I wouldn’t be surprised if these aren’t your cup of tea tbh 😂

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4) “Core aesthetic” tag

Tagged by @/havertsz - i’m sorry for the delay ;-; and thank you <3

rules: search your name + "core aesthetic" on pinterest, get a moodboard & select a few photos that come up

i can’t really use pinterest so i googled it instead, as you might’ve guessed this is what i got 😂

ps: i’ve been informed not to use pinterest so if you wish follow this post’s indications

ah this is so pretty, i loved doing this!

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5) 

Tagged by @/germanynts @/havertsz and @/elishamanning to do this tag, thank you all <3

rules: describe yourself with pictures you already have saved. no downloading or searching for new ones. then tag 10 people.

if you want further explanations for each pic... ask ahead 😂

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6) “bold what applies” tag

Tagged by the always enJoyable @/foreverbayern, thank yoooou <3

rules: bold what applies to you and tag a bunch of people

- Appearance

I am over 5’5 // I wear glasses/contacts // I have blonde hair // I prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // I have one or more piercings (had three...) // I have at least one tattoo // I have blue eyes // I have dyed or highlighted my hair // I have gotten plastic surgery // I have or had braces // I sunburn easily // I have freckles // I paint my nails // I typically wear makeup // I don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look  // I prefer Nike to Adidas // I wear baseball caps backwards

- Hobbies and interests

I play a sport // I can play an instrument // I am artistic // I know more than one language // I have won a trophy in some sort of competition // I can cook or bake without a recipe // I know how to swim // I enjoy writing // I can do origami // I prefer movies to tv shows // I can execute a perfect somersault // I enjoy singing // I could survive in the wild on my own // I have read a new book series this year // I enjoy spending time with my friends // I travel during school or work breaks // I can do a handstand

Relationships

I am in a relationship // I have been single for over a year // I have a crush  // I have a best friend I have known for ten years // my parents are together // I have hooked up with my best friend // I am adopted // My crush has confessed to me // I have a long-distance relationship // I am an only child // I give advice to my friends // I have made an online friend // I met up with someone I have met online

- Aesthetic

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // I have watched the sunrise // I enjoy rainy days // I have slept under the stars // I meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // I enjoy the smell of the beach // I know what snow tastes like // I listen to music to fall asleep (i did that for a long time and i sicnerely don’t recommend it) // I enjoy thunderstorms // I enjoy cloud watching // I have attended a bonfire (quick story time: one time when i was 12 my friends and i sneaked into our seniors’ school anniversary activities and they lit this huge bonfire near the football field, it was nuts) // I pay close attention to colours // I find mystery in the ocean (spoopy shit) // I enjoy hiking on nature paths // Autumn is my favourite season

- Miscellaneous

I can fall asleep in moving vehicles // I am the mom friend // I live by a certain quote(s) // I like the smell of sharpies // I am involved in extracurricular activities // I enjoy Mexican food // I can drive a stick-shift // I believe in true love // I make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // I wish I lived in a video game // I have a canopy above my bed // I am multiracial // I am a redhead // I own at least 3 dogs

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my god this is getting embarassing i had stuff long due ;-;

7) 

Tagged by @/tamtam-elizabeth. think you for thanking on me when doing tag games, i mean it :-: <3

How old are you?: 24

Surgeries?: one

Tattoos?: none yet ://

Ever hit a deer?: i have never seen one so... no 😂

Sang karaoke?: yeah... years ago 😂

Ice skated?: nope

Ridden a motorcycle?: had the chance but nope

Ridden in an ambulance?: nope

Skipped school?: a handful of times

Stayed in a hospital?: for a few hours

Broken bones?: nope

Last phone call?: i haven’t called anyone in ages 😂

Last text from?: my mom

Pepsi or coke?: coke but i don’t mind having pepsi

Favorite pie?: haven’t had one

Favorite pizza?: chorizo + corn + red pepper

Favorite season?: autumn

Received a ticket?: don’t even know how to drive

Favorite color?: black, red and teal

Sunset or sunrise?: both!

Favorite Christmas song?: don’t think i have one, maybe universe by exo?

Cupcakes or cookies?: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good q, cookies?

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8) “find your match” tag game

Tagged by @/tamtam-elizabeth, you’re allowed to punch me in the face at this point

Rules:

Take the test

Reblog this post with what type you got

Tag 7 mutuals to do the same!

I got the Dreamer and my ideal partner would be The Innovator ?)

Seek out opportunities to collaborate with INNOVATOR types, who combine your lofty idealism with a focus on pragmatic solutions. The grounding energy of the INNOVATOR can inspire you to apply your imagination to real-world change.

that’s deep fam 😂 but okay!

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9) “get to know me tag”

Tagged by: @/littletentaclemonster . thank you and sorry for the delay ;-; <3

nickname: cloud zodiac: scorpio height: 5′4″ / 1.65 last movie I saw: can you believe i managed to watch another thing while making this? anyway it was The celluloid closet last thing I googled: block site extension favorite musician: as of right now? depeche mode song stuck in my head: you’re so close by peter murphy other blogs: @/brltpop and @/s-lay-ing amount of sleep: as long as i can get (usually 7 or 8) lucky numbers: don’t think i have one dream job: whatever gives me stability what am I wearing: pajamas  favorite food: chinese, mexican and italian language: which ones do i know? spanish and english somewhat. i want to learn japanese and german :c can I play an instrument: nope favorite song: atm is YOU’RE SO CLOSE (8) random fact: my nails usually grow sort of square except for my thumb and index fingers, they grow round for whatever reason describe yourself in aesthetic things: ?????????? idk man, messy room? loose clothes? football? cd’s on a shelf, posters on the walls ?????

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MY GOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS????????? 

10)

Tagged by @/littletentaclemonster you too can punch me in the face

Rules: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people.

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans • I play an organized sport  • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new foods • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of piercings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I sleep past midday most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent signs • I rewatch kids’ shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors not words

EARTH: I wear glasses/contacts • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian • I have an excellent sense of time • My humor is very cheerful • I am a valued advisor to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep on track of my tasks and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything (sort of) • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

Water an aether huh, i don’t know what to do with this information 😂

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if you ask me i would very much appreciate it if you do the songs playlist tag bc i need recommendations thanks. Also massive apologies to the ones that were due since last year I had them in my drafts i swear!

Stay safe everyone :D

[szopenhauer]

What shirt you’re wearing now? my old Mickey tee  Last video you watched on yt?

I’ve felt like on drugs watching it <3

Who is the tallest person you know and how tall are they? my ex classmate Z.B. is but no idea how tall exactly, I’ve been “dating” him in pre-school which is even more funny when you know that me and N.A. were the shortest kids (and still are petite adults) What are you listening to? Natural by Imagine dragons

How do you get songs out of your head? listen smth else or wait for it to pass? Have you seen all the High School Musicals? I don’t think so, I know I’ve watched at least one because my sister forced me to but I hate musicals and Zac buffoon is no good Do you dress appropriately for your age? no What song reminds you of summer? many  Do you like your neighbors? nah Has a bird ever flown into your window? chimney, don’t worry, it survived Do you have nicknames that are longer than your actual name? sorta, could say so

What did you do today? visited gastrologist Do you like to sleep a lot? kinda, would say so Have you ever been in a class that you thought you were too smart for? oh well... Who was the last person you apologized to? my gf because I wasn’t able to write back as I wasn’t feeling well and was a little busy Would you ever get a pet tarantula? nope, I’m not scared of it but feeding spiders is gross and also my current partner has a phobia so no point of getting a pet like this Do you charge your cell phone every day? yeah Do you use tumblr? <I dislike ppl who say “what’s tumblr” as a response to questions like this because those surveys weren’t made in here so chill> Don’t you hate when people stare at you? ugh... Do you have a secret you’ve never told anyone? I do not Are you Jewish? I am not Does anyone copy the things you do? some ppl used to and yet been bullying me for what I was doing - stupid Is your dad still alive? luckily

Are you OCD about anything? you either have ocd or not, you can be obsessed about smth but then it’s not a disease, I might have this mental problem but it’s more likely just my BPD 

What breed of dog are you the most similar to? pug? Is anyone madly in love with you? hmm...

Are you over-protective of anyone? possibly ^^” Would you say cancer rates are on the rise? it seems  Do you have a good memory? it’s complicated How do you normally pose in photos? not... normally XD Are you looking forward to tomorrow? knowing that my sis won’t come? more than I did an hour before, sorry not sorry Will you hug anyone tomorrow? my parents obviously Could you name all 50 states off of the top of your head? no way When was the last time you were scared? always, more or less What’s your favorite song by Rihanna? Bitch better have my money - dunno why Do you have a pretty eye color? it’s fine in my opinion What’s your favorite Mel Gibson movie? despite him being an ass irl I was a huge fan of his old movies Do you ever put ketchup on your cereal? umm... what? hmm... Do you hate the person who last texted you? we’re in a relationship Do you ever wear plaid? at times Where are your parents at the moment? dad’s working and mom’s asleep Are you procrastinating as we speak? drying my hair, drinking water, responding to my father’s text and going to sleep Do people ever make you smile stupidly at the computer? yup Do you take painkillers? nope

Have you ever hugged someone you didn’t know? for example - there were those women in heart costumes on valentine’s day who were giving away lollipops and they hugged me  Do you think God actually exists? I believe so Who did you last give a piggyback ride to? to J.N. and P.N. brother D.N. Did you know that a banana is actually a herb? wtf Do you like little random facts like that? love Who was your favorite Beatle? Paul What’s the ugliest trend you’ve ever seen? can’t choose only one

Do you say ‘legit’? nah

Have you ever solved a Rubik’s Cube? tried, failed, gave up

Who do you think is the easiest to talk to? my dad and @jonasz-cat Would you ever date a friend’s ex? hell no Do you think Ke$ha is good or no? I don’t listen to her music Are you talking to anyone right now? online

Where did your last hug take place? home

What did your last text message say? jest akuratny :)

which of these prints did you last wear: animal print, striped, checkered, plaid, floral print, polka-dotted, argyle, or houndstooth? floral print (and plaid)

out of you and your friends, who is the pickiest eater? ME

is your room cleaner now than it was a week ago? mhm :3

who was the last person you picked up at the airport? -

What’s your favorite color of shoe? it doesn’t matter much

Do you post music on your facebook? yup What do you think about people who don’t have facebook? they should unless they’re old Would you rather go to school or have a job? job gives money so... Take pics with phone or actual camera? depends If you could paint your bedroom walls any color what would it be? I wanna a vintage wallpaper tho Chocolate or vanilla ice cream? vanilla Camping or going to the mall? mall Swimming or Hiking? hiking Do you collect stickers? I got ‘em as gifts for my scrapbook and didn’t use  Stuffed animal, flowers or chocolates? stuffed animal Pizza or pasta? pizza Italian or Mexican food? italian Do you walk around barefoot in your house? ewww, yuk Do you have a ring on your ring finger? not rn What band shirt would you wear? my fav bands of course What band shirt would you not wear? guess... What do you think about cigars? remind me of Aquarius from my book 

Pencils; Mechanical or Traditional? traditional

Does it weird you out when people much younger than you, hit on you? creepy Is there anyone you know is into you right now? :D Do you tend to want what you can’t have? I want health  What are you most confident about, physically? pfft What are you most self-conscious about, physically? my skin Have you ever felt trapped in a relationship? sigh...

Is it wicked hard for you to sleep when its hot in your room? it’s harder

Do you ever think people are just saying dramatic things to get attention? there are human beings who act this way 

Are you easily offended? I’m sensitive but not the worst?

Is most of your email spam? D: 99,99%

Do you laugh at the expense of others? when they “deserve” it

do you have any bruises? on my knee which is weird as I barely ever get any and I didn’t hurt myself lately would you consider yourself a drama queen? to some extent when you were little did your mom ever sing to you? from what I remember ever feel like you don’t belong? because that’s true does your printer need ink? black

[praphit]

Gretel & Hansel: White people, hear me!

I know, I know, some of y'all were hoping that my next review would be Taylor Swift's "Miss Americana". 

I'm sorry to disappoint you. Why and how is she still making movies anyway? I thought that everyone associated with "Cats" had been banned from Hollywood.

Now, it WOULD be cool, if Taylor got involved in Horror. I'm thinking that a bunch of horror monsters could get together to track her down; kinda like a contest. They would, you know... do their thing to her, and then bring her back from the dead in the sequel, and repeat the process. Every now and then, they could throw in Justin Bieber or someone else with his same level of annoyance. BOOM! Franchise! So, donate to Praphit Productions (millions), so I can make that happen. I'll just CG Taylor Swift in, if I have to; I'm sure she'd be ok with that.

Just picture Jason Voorhees or Kanye West chasing her.

No, people, I'm here to talk to y'all about Hansel & Gretel!

No, no, no, I'm sorry! "Gretel and Hansel!"

I almost forgot about that blow up in their studio. Y'all remember that?

Sophia Lillis' (who plays Gretel - SHE’S GREAT IN THIS-BTW) first day on the set was raw! 

She walked up to the director and was like "Bleep this bleep! Who is Hansel? Who the bleep is he?! No one knows that actor! What is he, like 5 years old? Bleep him! How is his name first?! So, a woman can't lead a man, huh??! It's always gotta be Hansel first, right?! And what always happens?! That witch bitch always tries to eat them! Bleep that! Y'all know who I is! I'm Sophia bleeping Lillis! I was in "It" one AND two. What has "Sammy Leakey" (playing Hansel) been in??!

Not a damned thing! I want my name first! You will put it first or so help me God, I will UNLEASH THE FURY!"

Director (Oz Perkins): "I actually like that idea"

SL: "I don't give a bleep what you like! Just make it happen!" 

Then, she went to her trailer, and when she came back out, it was "Gretel & Hansel".

(Hansel’s not even in the shot. Lillis was too raw for him.)

Let's see if Gretel fairs better in this story, now that she's getting the chance to lead.

We all know this Brothers Grimm story. There's a family (I don't know what Gretel & Hansel's last name is... we'll just say "Shakur"). So, the Shakur Family was struck by a famine in the land. Stuff happens, and G & H end up off on their own, in the woods, and eventually meet up with a witch, who later tries to eat them.

White people, hear me! Are you listening? STOP GOING INTO THE WOODS! Seriously, STOP! I'm trying to save you. Black people know better, but y'all... smh. I know y'all like to go hiking, and camping, and taking selfies on mountain tops and shit, but PLEASE... STOP! Nothing good is waiting for you out there!

Quit going into the woods to get footage of alleged monsters/spirits. Quit going into the woods to spend the night in cabins. Quit going into the woods to party on the anniversary of the night that 12 people were mysteriously murdered in those same woods. STOP!

JUST STOP! DAMN!

Some of you might be thinking, "Well maybe Gretel will make it. Maybe now that she's leading the duo, things will be different." Nope, she's white... *sigh* so we all know what she and Hansel did...  went right into the woods.

This movie is mainly from Gretel's perspective. Right from the jump, we see Gretel being pimped out by her mama. Gretel of course declines to become a professional hoe, but when she comes back to her mama for a possible different direction in life, Mama is like "Would it have killed you to get on your knees for your family?! We're starving!"

I know - Mom of the Year.

Dad isn't even around. I may have missed something, but I don't remember where he was, or if maybe he ran away, a long time ago. One of those "Daddy went to get a pack of cigs, and never came back" scenarios. He may be off in a land flowing with Big Macs and Fries, Idk. Or maybe, being that his "selfish" daughter wouldn't put-out, he decided to get to work on the corner himself. Who knows where he was in this movie??

Gretel was def tough though. And she loved her brother! She was very protective of him. There is a scene where there's some sort of vampire creature chasing down Hansel, and Gretel stands up to the creature. That's the type of character that she is in this movie. She's smart, tough, and though sometimes hard on her bro, she loves him very much.

Hansel on the other hand is annoying as shit. And Dumb! Man, is he dumb! I'm surprised that we never see Gretel slap him. But, she is always able to compose herself in the midst of her annoying brother, and keep the journey going. She even calms him down at one point with some drugs. They end up eating some shrooms on their trip. Now, THAT'S love, people! Seeing someone in need of calming the bleep down, and offering them some good shit. What's a road trip without a moment when the group gets high??

There's a Lando-looking character that they meet along the way. 

He doesn't have much of a role in this movie. I'm not saying it's because he's black, BUT he's a fascinating, noble character, who's black and barely in the movie. And they do not trust him at all. I'm not saying it's because he's black... you know what?? - YES! Yes I am saying that!

He saves their lives, offers them food and shelter, and gives them specific instructions that will keep them safe. But, after that (the only character so far that has had G & H's best interests in mind), Gretel immediately questions his motives. White women, hear me! If a black man willingly sticks out his neck for you, IN THE DARKNESS, in order to save YOUR life, that's a man that you can trust. Cuz we (black men) all know, that if we try to save a white woman out in public (even if we succeed), there's a good chance that the cops will still swing by to shoot us. They're thinking just like Gretel is in this movie - "I know it LOOKS like they saved her, but... can we really trust him? - let's shoot him just in case." Granted, this Landoish character sends them off (again with instructions for their safety). They had no quarrels about leaving (and quickly).

So, they runaway from the compassionate black man, who just saved them, and they meet an old lady (the witch) who has black fingers, and house smells a lil like death... and they say to themselves "Let's sleep here!" Ain't that some shit??! 

White people, HEAR ME!

STOP!

They don't even question her black fingers, they just let her handle their food. I question people of whom I don't know, with normal fingers, handling my food, but... I guess that's just me.

Then, the rest of the story is legend.

The production design in this movie is absolutely amazing! If this film had no dialogue, and was just silent, it still would have been a beautiful movie (despite the cannibalism:)

The plot, I felt, was secondary to the cinematography.

Some of you might say, "Well that's nice and all, but is the movie scary? Does the witch, at some point, rev-up a chainsaw, and chase the two kids around her house?" No. "Ok, but does the movie, at some point, have little, pale Asian kids making creepy noises at H & G while they're trying to sleep?" NO! "Yeah, but is there some sort of human centipede action happening in the basement of the witch, and she tries to..."

NO! NO! HELL NO! What's wrong with y'all?!

No, none of that. The story that The Brothers Grimm have painted is horrifying enough. Famine and crappy parenting, leading to witch who wants to eat you... I'd say that's all that's required; the director knows this.

They don't need to use any gimmicks, just the same story (pretty much), a lil dark magic, the mentioned cinematography, and well-placed spooky music keep the movie in a consistent place of dread.

I think RT got this one wrong (59%). I don't have much bad to speak of, concerning this movie. I can't give it an A grade, due to it being a copy of a story that we've seen copied many times before. Plus, there are some ending issues I have with it, that I'll get to in a sec. BUT, this film is a hell of a B grade :)

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WARNED YOU!

A few things:

Soooooo, Gretel has some sort of connection to the witch that is never explained. Apparently, she has within her, the same powers as the witch.

She ends up sending her bro off to Lord knows where. She sends him off on a horse that she says she SPOKE TO, and he (the horse) will get Hansel there (where? who knows??) safely. So, she's talking the animals now?? When did she pick-up that skill? And where the bleep did she even get a horse?

There's some super grease that her and the witch use to do magic, that is never explained.

Now, none of this took away from my enjoyment of the film, but... still though.

There's a message of false empowerment at the end. Like I said, she abandons her brother, so that she can... fulfill her destiny or something. She has dark magic in her, but she is convinced that she'll use it for good. Like I said, Gretel is a SMART character... what happened to all of that smart? It's like saying "Hey, I have this STD, but instead of tending to it, I'm going to use my STD for good. It's going to be hard, but I've gotta be strong."

WHAT?!

I said "false empowerment". The movie isn't painting a picture of this being a good thing, but the "false" part is subtle enough to where people could walk away thinking it's an empowering message.

You abandoned your brother to become a witch! But, maybe I'm not being fair. Perhaps Gretel will be just fine. Throughout the history of human beings, we've had many people who were in power, and who thought that not allowing their power to be checked was the brave and noble thing to do. I think those times in history all worked out well right??

I could have added some pics to accentuate my last statement, but I feel it might have been a little too real:)

So, instead I'll leave y'all with this slightly less horrifying pic

... and bid you adieu.

STAY OUT OF THE WOODS!