#the bravest soldier...

[yudgefudge]

feels like I'm the only one alive who ships krumione

[lilacpaperbird]

*white knuckling the bathroom sink* do NOT infodump ppl about the fact that the first spn fic was a wincest one and that it was posted mere hours after the pilot and that the founder of ao3 was a wincestie and that the first fic on ao3 was wincest too and that the omegaverse as we know it was created by wincest shippers for jared/jensen fics *pointing at myself in the mirror with a shaky hand* ppl will think you're weird and off-putting you need to control yourself–

[emil1863]

Fanart of @anonymouse-fiction's beautiful and stunning work.

[nothing-but-paisley]

We all owe Daniel Molloy so much for spawning the entire Vampire Chronicles saga because he was so catastrophically horny he went to a second location with a guy who claimed to be a vampire.

[raisengen]

Oh no, Amiya, what are you doing?

Did nobody teach you what "out of formation" means? Were we trying to shield you from learning about war? Is this—OK, yes, helidrop Młynar is pretty funny—is this why you needed us out of that sarcophagus so badly? "Go hog wild" is not an acceptable battle command, Amiya. Were you running Rhodes Island like this?

[shaadowmilkcookie]

press F to inspect weapon

[wernerherzogs]

buck and eddie's red, hot, infidelity summer!

boys, when my baby found me by nondz (pinkjook) @hunybody (wip, emotional infidelity)

Three months later, things are mostly back to normal.

And then there's an accident.

something touched me (like a knife-blade) by kithmet @kithmet (emotional infidelity)

Eddie self-implodes. Christopher, seeking refuge, flees to Buck—whose priorities amount to, in varying order: take in the kid, get Eddie to talk to him, and keep the three of them afloat in the process. (Oh, and Tommy’s there too. He thinks.)

baby did a bad bad thing by Wildehack (tyleet) @wildehacked

This is just the worst idea, right, classic Buckley, a grade-A fuckup, a five-alarm fire, a pin pulled out of a grenade and tossed into Buck’s life, and he’s so stupid that he’s on his knees and moaning for it.

we can act a fool by detectivemeer @buick118

“You’re my best friend. I’d do anything for you. For both of you.” Buck’s eyes are stupid Hollywood blue and even in the dim light they glare electric. Intensified by Buck’s hushed, fevered sincerity. “You know that.”

you and tequila make me crazy by cranberrymoons @cranberrymoons (emotional infidelity)

His arm is still draped over Eddie’s shoulders, hand still holding the other side of his head, and he shifts so that his fingers push up into the hair at the back of his neck, thumb slotting up against his ear.

closer than my hands have been by cranberrymoons @cranberrymoons (emotional infidelity)

Eddie never feels easy.

Tommy feels easy, but Eddie – he doesn’t.

yes god don't speak by detectivemeer @buick118

“You’re staring.”

“What.” Eddie says. “No I’m not.” 

i didn't even know that i was cold by teaspoon @standback

The first time is mostly an accident.

in the sun or in the shade by detectivemeer @buick118

“Yeah—yeah, okay. I mean, most of the stuff is the same?” Buck scruffs a hand through his hair, sliding back into his chair, long legs arrowing outward. “Like, obviously ass-play, stuff like that, that’s not new.”

We're Running With Our Eyes Closed by semperama @semperama

Buck shows up at exactly the wrong time to tell Eddie about what happened with Lucy.

nothing wrong with me loving you by cranberrymoons @cranberrymoons

He’s not thinking about it. He’s not. He’s definitely not.

[thearchercore]

checo i wish you happy 2 additional years of thirdwheeling charles and max <3

[stealingpotatoes]

TL4J in some temple, and come across a puzzle. Ahsoka, Ezra, and Luke talk about it for like 30 minutes: OK I think we figured out this bit! Cal, hanging from the cieling on step 10: Good job 😁 *proceeds to finish the puzzle himself*

LMAO YES omg they need to go to some force puzzle temples for these interactions specifically

(commission info // kofi support!)

[mkniesy]

Post Game Media Availability - William Nylander | Rd1 Gm4

[balrogballs]

Professor Sir Balls, this is to inform you I got back my grade after writing a literary analysis of your rat fic for class because we’re doing narratives on displacement ATM. Pleased to tell you I got 24/25 and my teacher agreed with me that “Elrond saw a rat scurrying around in the grain shed behind their house and it made him feel like a rat scurrying around in the grain shed behind their house” is a perfect description. Thought you’ll find it funny, have a nice week

Sorry I took 3 days to answer this, not bc I was busy but bc I have spent the last 72 hours staring at it in complete shock and experiencing random bouts of hysterical laughter, thus have only just managed to formulate a response:

1) What the fuck do you mean you wrote an essay about an Elrond fanfic for what I assume, considering the topic, is a university level course…

2) Whilst the story is certainly a displacement narrative, it also contains the phrase “pocket sized Celebrimbor” and features a half-elf having a nervous breakdown after identifying with a literal rodent, so I need to know WHAT you wrote in that damned essay to get you such a good grade 😭

3) YOU BETTER NOT BE TELLING ME THAT YOUR BIBLIOGRAPHY CONTAINS THE WORD ‘BALROGBALLS’???

TLDR you are god’s chosen one, the strongest soldier to ever exist, the battering ram debacle is nothing in comparison to this conscious choice, and I am both in awe of and terrified by you.

[nebulaedaniel]

i genuinely feel so bad for the people having to wait MONTHS to see tit, im ready to claw at the walls and my show is in just over a week

[becausebuckley]

hiiii michelle i've been feeling down lately due to the shitshow that is my pre phd program and i was wondering if you could send some of your goofiest most fluffiest fluff my way <3 no pressure tho, ty as always you're 911blr's ✨ bravest soldier ✨

hi marina! honestly, that's such a mood - i'm in a master's programme designed to set you up for a phd (though i won't be doing that, i think) and it's approximately 200x more of a mess than either of my bachelor degrees lol. i'm sorry to hear it's a shitshow though :( my dms/inbox are always open if you want to vent! anyway, here's a list of my absolute favourite feel-good fics! some are pure fluff, some are goofy/funny/silly, but they're all fics i reach for on a rough day when i need some cheering up <3

dreamverse by girlzombie

i come with a softer answer by hattalove/@hattalove (also life like a face between your palms and the kermit verse)

i could give you fifty reasons by marviless/@marviless

keep your brittle heart warm by Ink_Dancer

lazy sunday (lay with me) by thelikesofus/@thelikesofus

what's your love language? by songbvrd/@songbvrd

with every guitar string scar on my hand by thatbuddie/@thatbuddie

who's afraid of the little plastic pasta man? by lecornergirl/@clusterbuck

i hope this helps <3 if anyone has any other fluffy/goofy recs, feel free to add them in the reblogs and replies!

[writing-is-hard-af]

Free Maddie Buckley‐Han from her suffering. If she has to hear Buck completely miss the mark on his feelings for Eddie one more time, she's gonna have to go down to El Paso herself just to force them to deal with it themselves, since clearly they can't when left to their own devices

[maximura]

[luddlestons]

any fun headcanons for transmasc caleb?

oooh YES actually, even though I haven't yet written transmasc Caleb I do read a lot, and I'm especially fond of the HC that he came out rather young, and Ikithon helped him a lot with his transition, in a fatherly way and also since he's powerful and can get stuff like name changes pushed through easily. Caleb both feels more indebted to him, and also appreciates what he's done for him, so it continues his feeling of not being totally able to hate Ikithon's impact on his life.

Which is kind of a sad HC so here's a cuter one:

I like the idea that the names Caleb goes by when he's on the run are names he'd workshopped before eventually settling on Bren. I know 'Caleb' was kind of random in canon, but I like the idea that he was always sort of fond of it but it didn't sound especially Zemnian*, so he'd passed on it before.

I ALSO think it's delightful that Caleb, in canon, basically invented THE transition spell, and I think regardless of his own gender, he goes on to perform that spell a few other times for friends or students who are transitioning and want to change their appearance all at once, and after he does an official writeup with Essek (and commentary from Noted Alchemist Veth Brenatto) and many other wizards study it for the purpose of trans.... healthcare? magic-care?

*I looked up 'Caleb' on behindthename because I was like 'wait it's not secretly german is it?' and found out that one of the tags for that page on the website is 'Critical Role Characters'. caleb widogast you will always be famous...