I wanna do my own writing challenge but I am also a jokester and a buffoon, so...
Ghoul's "King Killer" Challenge (inspired by @391780 and @glitterypirateduck)
I want to see people kill König in absolutely insane and convoluted ways. I'm gonna be honest this is for the König lovers as much as the haters, you cannot tell me you love a character if you're not willing to explode them in your mind just a little bit.
Rules:
Please be 18+ to participate and tag me @ghouljams in your post. I'll put all posts onto a master list. Please tag your fics appropriately, and please no suicide or rape, these are meant to be comedic deaths.
This can be angst fic or this can be a background death in a different character fic, I just want that man dead. And most importantly I want it to be in an incredibly convoluted and stupid way. I'm providing what I call "dumb ways to die" prompts but honestly if the spirit moves you or you have an idea fucking go for it.
There's no real time limit on this but I'll give y'all June 16-23 as the golden zone.
"I want that man dead"
The second known case of spontaneous human combustion
Death rolled by an alligator
Eaten by hampsters
Fell out of bed too hard
Someone stuck their finger in his gun and it exploded looney toons style
His phone battery exploded while he was calling someone
Bit by a rabid animal
Turned into goo
Hit by a t-shirt canon
Tried to pet a bear
Testing a stab proof jacket gone wrong
Attempted to drive a fork lift
Tried to outrun a train
Attempted to rescue a chicken from a well
Tried to disassemble a grenade
Insisted he could literally walk on water(couldn't)
Snake coiled around his shotgun and ended up pulling the trigger
Attempted to demonstrate "unbreakable" glass
Tripped and fell into concrete
Shook a soda can too hard and it exploded
Fell out of a roller coaster seat
Ate a peach pit and got cyanide poisoning
Vicious mockery but in real life
Ate expired food
Tried to climb an electric fence
Smoking near blasting powder
Hit by a meteor
Attempted electrical work himself
Anal gone wrong
Anal gone right
Osha violation
Was watching the eclipse while driving
Sat too long in a sauna
Fell down stairs
Choked on own spit
Lawn chair balloon flight into controlled air space
Circus performance gone wrong
Attempted karate
Easily preventable causes
Flying hammer
"Be quiet silica gell packet, can't you see I'm starving?"
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"
"You're not going to shoot me, you would've done it already"
"I saw someone do this in a movie once"
A legless lizard crawled somewhere it wasn't supposed to
Spiders
That evil bunny from Monty Python
Driving with both feet
Fell in a wood chipper
Attempted sword swallowing
So so bad at blowjobs
Overheated
The hubris of men
Too many pillows on his bed
Met a cryptid
Weather related accident
Walked into a pole
Falling piano
Siphoning gas
Bee sting
Mosh pit accident
Not wearing a helmet
Not watching where he's going
Fell in a hole
"Looks safe enough"
Antagonizing the crows
Ghosts
Cow tipping gone wrong
"No little german boy don't go in that cave"
Microwaving something
Rube Goldberg Machine
Dinosaurs
Time Machine
Shrink Ray
Building falls on just him
Dog farts (those things are deadly)
Crafting gone wrong
Jumanji
Cuteness Aggression (The cute thing is aggressive)
Vampire
Werewolf
Ink poisoning
A dog wags too hard and hits him with their tail
Slipped on a banana peel
Choking on a life saver candy
Electric car explodes
If none of these strike your fancy feel free to come up with your own convoluted and silly death for the man we all love (or love to hate)
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tw: female reader, non - con, sadism, hinted abuse
I'm thinking about the sweet sadistic type.
The way he pins you down and folds your body at whatever angle is convenient for him, completely disregarding those pained little yelps that tear your throat, or so you think. In reality he finds your broken gasps incredibly hot and would do anything to force more out of that cute little mouth despite your protests.
When you're so much smaller than him it's hard to see you as anything more than a defenseless plush toy - impossible to control the cute aggression that overtakes him at the sight of you when all he wants to do is pinch your cheeks and squeeze your thighs red, leaving fingerprints all over your body. He wants to bite your neck, to suck at your sweet spot for so long it stops being pleasurable and becomes unbearable instead - wants you to push at his chest and kick his legs just for the real helplessness to set in your brain.
When he takes you, he makes sure you're stretched, but never enough for it to be painless. Your captor finds sick satisfaction in the way your walls hug his cock all the way to your cervix, tight pussy throbbing in a pitiful attempt to adjust to his massive length - stretching you beyond your comfort. And when you finally cave in and give him those beautiful tears he loves so much, he's the first to caress your hot wet cheeks and kiss your puffy eyes. You're doing so well for me, sweet girl. Just bear with it for a bit longer. But it's never just a bit. He keeps rutting into you for hours, getting rougher and faster with each impending orgasm while you keep falling in and out of sleep, every time waking up to a sinister, lovesick gaze and a hand around your throat. Every time he's thrusting just a bit deeper, making your body jump and twist like it weights nothing.
He loves leaving bruises on you, although he would never admit it out loud. You look absolutely beautiful when you're bare before him, bashfully trying to hide the striking, undeniable proof that you're all his - the blue hickeys on your collarbone, the purple spots across your ass and thighs, the red marks all over your tits. It feels him with so much pride he always ends up pulling you in and kissing you with teeth, leaving a thin trail of blood down your chin. The things you do to me, baby. You really know how to set me on fire.
Still, he thinks you're the prettiest when you're crying. When he has just hit you and your cheek is burning, or when you hear your parents' names on the radio, and you let out those big, pearly tears, when you let your voice out after fighting your misery for so long. Shh, come here, babydoll. I know what will make you feel better. I'm going to give you lots of love until you forget about those pests from your past. Just try not to scream so much this time. You remember what happened last time, right? I would absolutely hate to see you hurt.
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