#the devil in meat

[unhingedlesbear]

Meat dog. Kiss.

yayy!

[not-your-bro]

supermassive games experience is like

playthrough 1: fuck everything up

playthrough 2: do not fuck ANYTHING up

playthrough 3: fuck everything up (on purpose)

[mary-arts-lol]

Blockheads lol

[of-pale]

Nero hated the mundane task of checking Devil May Cry's e-mails, but they lived in the 21st century for crying out loud. If your business didn't exist on the internet, it might as well not exist at all. Slogging through dull e-mails just comes with the territory and someone had to do it. Not like Dante would. And Vergil... Well...

Nero: I wish spam mail wasn't a thing. It’s already a pain in the ass to figure out if there's a potential customer with a real problem or if it's a fluke.

Vergil:

Vergil: What's the sender's address?

Nero: Uhhh… john.smith@-

Vergil: No, the address.

Nero: What you mean?

Vergil: Last time I checked, deliveries have both, the recipients and the senders address on them.

Nero: … Wait, you're talking about an actual, physical mail?

Vergil: What else am I talking about? *pulls out the Yamato* Now let us put an end to this unsolicited spam mailing problem.

[web-novel-polls]

WN Women Bonus Polls #5: Other Danmei

[Propaganda below] - Major Spoilers Warning!

Baili Qingmiao from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know

Submission: Her character arc is so good and im so proud of her 🥹 

Additional Propaganda: Baili Qingmiao's story is about breaking out of cycles that trap us in toxic situations. She is the last primordial goddess going through her tribulation, but some asshole thought he'd interfere making him her tribulation. She just wants to help people, but she can't escape her attachment until a bunch of demonic cultivators form a community around her and help her conquer the part of her is sabotaging her and the rest of the world.

DVAWTK Carrd Link 

Bai Rong from Thousand Autumns

Submission: She's funny, pretty, and goes through a great character arc. 

Chu Yue from Global Examination / GUEE / QQGK

Submission: She is the best friend anyone could ever have, and she is compassionate and kind despite the horrible things she's had to endure. She's a vital part in taking down The System (TM). 

Hua Xiangyi from Qiang Jin Jiu

Submission: Surprisingly skillful player in a complicated political arena. Her love interest is her stepdaughter (same age as her). 

Murong Mengze from Yuwu / Remnants of Filth

Submission: 

Okay, this is a tricky one. Major spoilers ahead. Murong Mengze was born biologically male but raised as a woman for her protection by her mother, who used medicine to make Mengze appear female. For most of the novel, Murong Mengze has a female identity and is referred to with female pronouns. At the end of the novel, it seems she is set to reveal herself as a man after taking control of Chonghua, and the narration refers to her with male pronouns at the very end. We don't actually see her unveil herself as a man, though. I'd say that she counts as a transgender woman, but it's okay to disqualify her. Anyway, the real propaganda is that she is an excellent puppeteer, pulling the strings behind the scenes without anyone realizing for a very long time. She controls the kingdom of Chonghua at the end of the novel. 

Wiki Link

Qiu Congxue from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know

Submission 1: I haven't finished reading this book yet but Qiu Congxue is just the funniest character to me. her immediate suggestion to any problem is horrific, traumatizing violence and is confused by how this might be inappropriate or undesirable for some people. ultimate problem causer without realizing she might be causing problems. a genius to herself and no one else. she let her body be eaten by hungry ghosts for her cultivation. head intact, body skeletal and she likes it that way. when asked what she should do to interfere with the enemy while undercover in their territory, her sect leader and our protagonist Wenren E replied that her mere presence is enough interference in itself. my stupid queen <3

Submission 2: Skeleton lady full of ghosts (literally). 

DVAWTK Carrd Link

Qi Zhuyin from Qiang Jin Jiu

Submission: Female general in love with her stepmother. Known as the Wind Guiding the Scorching Plains.

Wiki Link

Shu Yanyan from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know

Submission: Aroallo queen <3 

DVAWTK Carrd 

Song Qiutong from The Husky and His White Cat Shizun / 2ha

Submission: I just think it would be funny to have her here.

Ye Wangxi from The Husky and His White Cat Shizun / 2ha

“Among the 72 glorious cities of Rufeng Sect, there is not even one man.” - Ye Wangxi, The Husky and His White Cat Shizun, Chapter 215 (Wiki)

Submission: Righteous, dignified, loyal, brave, etc.

Mod Propaganda: The “last gentleman” in Rufeng Sect, according to Taxian-jun, who she fought to the end in the first timeline when the Rufeng Sect leaders had already bailed 

[darlingjmiller]

y’all I think I found my favourite commentary on Pedro’s Met Gala look

Met Gala Outfit Review

[vergil-losing-archive]

Ok 3 more since you guys seem to like these ones.

[mayonnaizze]

[weirdyearbook]

Source details and larger version.

Yes, vintage meat grinder imagery.

[projectmayhem-stims]

CAUSE THERE’S GONNA BE SOME HELL TO PAY!

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14: The first anime you ever watched: the devil is a part-timer aka hataraku maou-sama! i went to camp with someone who showed it to me and weirdly i saw it before any of the classic first animes. in hindsight its a little mid but idc! its a fun isekai and its nostalgic for me

[unhingedlesbear]

SCARED to post this bc I do NOT like it one bit but as they say, "post bad art" so here u go TUMBLR.

I cannot draw humans to SAVE MY LIFE HOLY SHIT!

Katechelle art because I said I'd do it. Based on a scene from the TQ/Meat dog au @kindheartedgummybears and I are writing (eventually)

GODDDDD I need to practice humans also yes Kate is infected 👍

[xiaoguiii]

“The Devil and His Doctor”

“The game of death begins now”

[mary-arts-lol]

Blockheads with suits gang XD

[polkadotjohnson]

Dead Meat's Late Night With the Devil kill count! It's a great video as always, and James sings enough praises for David I was smiling the entire time. He also addresses the AI stuff for people who still don't get it. This is definitely in the top 10 of my favorite Kill Count episodes.

[jrueships]

anybody else have a food they're allergic to but still eat anyway

[black-salt-cage]

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