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loverboybrightsideghost · 2 years

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i could listen to mr benoit blanc talk for hours

#for days. for YEARS.#daniel craig should do an audiobook in that voice i would fall asleep like a baby or i would sit kicking my legs in the air like hehe #i love benoit blanc so much i love his talking not just bc of the accent but bc of the WAY he talks #the donut. the onion.#i love this man.#glass onion #knives out #bluebird.txt #(i just watched knives out again lol)#truly these knives out mysteries are among my favorite movies

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pasteld0ll6 · 5 months

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im watching knives out for the first time and why did nobody tell me how silly this guy is????

HE IS SUCH A GOOFY GOOBER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO BE THIS SILLY

#probably bc im used to daniel craig playing the serious james bond dude or whatever #but no hes just a guy #talking abt donuts and shit #i love him #i love him sm #knives out #glass onion #glass onion a knives out mystery #daniel craig #benoit blanc #i want this twink obliterated

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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months

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What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks #then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard #I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing #to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or #honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal #(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of #'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the #texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso #OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety #augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro #and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of #different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more #when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh #but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions #so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion #on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread #doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and #bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.

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rebornrosess · 2 years

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no but i need to know how hugh “phillip the baker dilf” grant pulled benoit “the greatest detective in the world” blanc??? personally i think it would be very funny if said greatest detective in the world was completely oblivious to hugh grant’s flirting until said baker dilf, in true romcom fashion, literally wrote his phone number with frosting on a donut for him or something.

#creds to my gf for coming up with this coffee shop au esque origin story because i need it right now #like phillip KNOWS benoit’s love for donuts and has his order memorized but pretends he doesn’t #until one day benoit happens to order something different and phillip gives him his usual order and benoit’s like hmmm something is afoot #but literally still doesn’t get that he’s flirting #anyways sorry it just means a lot to me that the main character of one of my fave movies ever is lgbt like me!!!#if anyone sees this PLS rb with any hcs u have i would love to read them #benoit blanc #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #knives out #hugh grant #netflix #maya.txt

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gods-reddest-blue · 5 months

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I'm definitely not the first person to do this, but this is my take.

#red vs blue #rvb #the onion #rvb sigma #leonard church #kaikaina grif #franklin delano donut #leonard l church #doc rvb

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where-our-stories-start · 2 years

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Knives Out (2019) / Glass Onion (2022)

#knives out #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #benoit blanc #daniel craig #parallels #food metaphors #the donut hole in the donut's hole #glass onion layers #benoit blanc please just continue to explain mysteries to me as food metaphors

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hauntingmiser · 2 years

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EVERYBODY CELEBRATING WOMEN'S DAY BE LIKE :

They're celebrating a honeymoon. ( Seafaiy however wanted to match with moonlight cookie but she didn't have anything that is purple. )

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mielgf · 11 months

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besties what does it mean when a straight man bakes bread and steam mops his entire house and goes out and buys sweet treats before you come over

#this wasn’t normal bread either he made a HERB AND GARLIC LOAF and then proceeded to dice shallots and onions to make a lil flavour burst #on top after it came out then made a chili infused oil to dip it in…#THEN ASKED IF (WE) WANTED HIM TO MAKE A BOARD WITH CHEESE AND MEATS LIKE???#HUH????#and yeah steam mopped all of their floors cleaned top to bottom #he did about 20x more than my actual friend would ever dream of 😭#THEN ALSO WENT TO A BAKERY AND GOT DONUTS?? HELLO???#i am still flabbergasted hours later #he also got play angry at me that i got in the backseat of the car and was like ‘no you should take the front’#and after i refused cause he’s TALL he got in the passenger door and then proceeded to move his seat all the way up so he was cramped and #i had a ton of room #i was just like… is this… what men are really capable of?#today truly made me enamoured with the kindness men can apparently be capable of AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME SUPER WELL #we’ve hung out like three times prior and two of which were within this last week #anyway what a kind man again my friend would never lmao #forgot the most important part: this man is a guy friends’ roommate!#talk time

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somethingusefulfromflorida · 2 years

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The layers of a glass onion are like the hole in the middle of a donut. I will not elaborate.

#glass onion #knives out #knives out 2 #donut hole #onion layers #onions have layers #ogres are like onions #onions are like donuts

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jules-van-hering · 30 days

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God I crave some donuts.

#the last few days I mostly crved salty savoury stuff #salami pizza #a hot dog with extra pickles #a burger #cheese with mustard and bbq sauce #pickles red onions #but now DONUTS #this could be a pms symptom #not sure #but my body CRAVES

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ghwosty · 7 months

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the conses (eating way too much fried food at the county fair) are going to quence (tummy hurty)

#corn dog and onion rings plus I ate some the fries my mom didn't finish #and then I had those mini fried donuts drizzled with a chocolate sauce (no complaints except the hurgles and the gurgles)#very greasy fried bread and dough. tastes great. my gut organs will stage a mutiny

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anonprotagging · 1 year

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hahh........ one thing about being celiac (and having unusual allergies in general) is just,,,,, no one thinks about it when they bring food to share with other people and it always gets really awkward

like this happens all the time with my work, classes, etc, even if I've mentioned it several times,,,, so then I always feel like a dick because I have to be like "oh you brought that for me...... I can't eat it but it looks amazing and I appreciate the thought!! 🥲"

and then I also feel left out because everyone else is sharing a meal and I'm in the corner with maybe a water and multiple people are like "hey!! why don't you have some food, you want me to get you a plate? :)" and then I feel like even more of a jerk because I'm having to reject everyone for that even though I know it's literally not my fault and no one would care if it were like, a peanut or seafood allergy 😭😭😭

#aughhhh it just keeps happening...... end of the semester faculty and staff party. donuts for the crew. pizza for the class. cookies.#even things as simple as coffee (can't have caffeine/dairy) or salads (they never leave out the croutons) I have to turn down #'come to this work event we'll feed you!!' for me always just means 'pack a PB&honey sandwich bc god knows it's the only thing that'll last #during the full event without a fridge since we're getting catering'#it feels bad!!!! it feels isolating!!!! it's not even my fault that no one asked about allergens or forgot but I always feel like the bad #guy for not being able to accept people's genuine goodwill and desire to share things!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭#it just makes me really sad :(#and at least like. dairy I can work with or... like. more obscure stuff like turmeric or mangoes or green onions?? easy to avoid #but the gluten??? it's literally everywhere

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mongo-the-liensis · 11 months

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Carl

And Donut

#onion headlines #dungeon crawler carl #dungeon crawler world: earth #gc bwr nw princess donut the queen anne chonk #carl dcc

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fossilcookie · 2 years

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On of these days I will be popular enough to make this a reality

#cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run kingdom #cookie comic creator #dark choco cookie #onion cookie #fossil cookie #walnut cookie #cream puff cookie #red velvet cookie #pastry cookie #Dunkle donut

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happter-n-friends · 2 years

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Learned Blender by making a tasty looking donut

#You learned from a donut! - Steven He #donut #blender #3d render #baked goods #I really wish I had funds to afford donuts :(#This took over an hour to render #render #And I had the process simplified for the sake of my onion quality computer

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yourfrankiethings · 13 days

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Courtyard Cafe, Wisconsin Dells, 7/20/24

street entrance – 434 Broadway Ave, Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965 The Courtyard Cafe has had the current owners for 3 months. The Lohr’s bring with them 30 years of local restaurant experience and you’ll find their parents, kids and sibling all there helping. They serve breakfast and lunch in a large high ceiling room next to the Wizard Quest courtyard. At one entrance they also have an ice cream…

#bar #breakfast #Courtyard Cafe #Dells #dining #eating #ice cream #lunch #meal #menu #mini donuts #onion strings #photo #picture #restaurant #review #Wisconsin

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