#the elf and the grinch fanfic

[krysmiss]

🎄 Tag Game Wednesday 🎁

It's Festivus for the rest of us so grab your Chanukah bush, your mistletoe, your pagan ritual or whatever brings you joy and come gather round the fire 🪵 and celebrate your pocket friends 🤶🏻

Thanks @jrooc for this week's fun and for the tag as well as @mybrainismelted @lingy910y @softmick @dynamic-power @transmickey for tagging me! 😊

🔠 Favourite nickname you’ve ever been given: Barbie

🗺️ Where are you located? Chi

🥶⛱️ What season is it where you are now? Winter, which is thankfully very mild so far this year

🥳 Favourite tradition this time of year: There's a few sweet treats my family makes only around the holidays that I always look forward to. Also, just lazy days comfy on my couch watching holiday movies

🥧 Favourite holiday food: Dressing

☕️ Mulled wine, eggnog or hot apple cider? None of the above.

🍗 Turkey, Ham or Nut Roast (Or Tofurkey?)? Turkey only if it's the turkey I had at Thanksgiving this year. If not, then ham.

🏔️🏖️ Would you rather spend the December holidays in:  A cabin in the woods surrounded by snow, or a house on the beach with sun and sand? Umm a cabin in the woods with the snow

❄️ Are you pro-snow or anti-snow? pro, for short periods of time and only if i'm not actually in it. just let me look

⛄️ Have you ever built a snowman? Yes

⛷️ Skiing or Snowboarding? Sledding

🎍 Do you decorate for the holidays? Very little.

🎬 Favourite holiday movie? The Home Alone series, Elf, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Almost Christmas

📖 Favourite holiday fanfic? I don't have one just yet that I can think of off the top of my head but I'm enjoying Sam's 12 days of Gallavich series so far

🎥 If you were to star in a Hallmark movie, who would be your love interest? Because they're all I seem to think about these days, Cam or Noel, obvi. Where would it take place? Rome or Santorini, because I've always wanted to visit those places.

Tagging @skylerwinchester @gallabitch73 @milkovichrules @milkmaidovich @sam-loves-seb @scurvgirl @redwiccanrobin

and anyone else who wants to participate!

[diudiudiu]

My AO3 Fanfics

Updates can be slow with what my adhdass brain decides to place focus on but rest assured I aim to complete all my fics. I'll try to keep this post up to date with where I'm at with them.

AO3 link for all of my works: @bogteats

Currently working on:

[2024-03-12] reverse the script ch5 (writing...slowly)

In-progress

[M] reverse the script [4/?] - Actor/Celeb AU

Or, in which, Enid is ecstatic when she manages to bag the coveted lead role for the highly-anticipated reboot TV show of The Abrams Family as dark and broody titular character, Winter Abrams. If only she didn’t butt heads so much with her on-screen roommate, but off-screen, rival-ish, co-star.

Working on ch5 with bits here and there for ch5+. Chapter outline is...ongoing constant review lol.

[M] sink your teeth into me (and i'll do the same) [1/7] - Vampire AU

Or, in which, Wednesday finds herself making a deal and living with a rather unconventional vampire roommate.

Bits of ch2 done. Have ideas where it will go but need to figure out rest of outline. Prolly 7-8 chapters.

[E] our immeasurable ties that bind [8/19] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

Or, in which, Enid’s new life under a hidden identity is disrupted when she’s reunited with her child’s uninformed sire.

Finally completed story outline with chapters and rest of planning. Prolly 19 chaps but who knows 🥴

Upcoming (not posted yet)

[E] TBA (the nature of idiosyncrasies pt. 2) [0/1] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

One-shot set post pt. 1, or two-shot if it grows too long. Half-ish done. It is not half done at all lol.

[E] TBA (the nature of idiosyncrasies ABO swap AU retelling) [0/?] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

Plan is an absolute mess but it's vaguely there with a whole bunch of thoughts and ideas. Ch1 is nowhere near done.

Completed

Since I don't have a beta reader, all mistakes are mine and completed fics will undergo ongoing fixing of typos etc. whenever I spot them or have time.

[T] parce que toi et moi, ça fonctionne (même si ça ne devrait pas) [8/8] - Eurovision/Celeb AU

Or, in which, aspiring singer-songwriter, Enid Sinclair, tries to do more than win the biggest international song contest for the glory of France when she meets other front runner entry, Los Locos Addams, from Spain.

[E] the nature of idiosyncrasies [18/18] - ABO/Omegaverse AU

Or, in which, after Pugsley destroys a decent chunk of the Addams’ residence, they take this opportunity to do some redecorating. Upon recommendation by their mutual friend Eugene, Enid takes the project, not realizing it’s the home of her high school, kind-of, crush.

[E] hello there, it's me, the bull in a china shop [1/1] - 5+1 fic

Or, five times Enid tries to seduce Wednesday and the one time she doesn’t.

[T] what was i made for (and does it even matter) [7/7] - Christmas AU

Or, in which, Christmas elf Enid tries to win the ultimate promotion to Santa’s personal assistant by fulfilling one of the most difficult Christmas wishes: finding love for a human Grinch.

[she-wolf09231982]

Chapter 5: Christmas Boops

Summary: Most of the 11th Street Kids get into the holiday spirit except you and Harcourt due to your rigid past on missions during Christmas time. But that doesn't stop Leota and Adrian from decorating headquarters to get you out of your Scrooge funk.

Author Note: Adrian Chase X Fem Reader, Y/N, 11th Street Kids, A.R.G.U.S., Hallmark Channel level fluff, Explicit language/Cussing/Swearing, Celebrating Christmas, Christmas carol/song references, Mentions of multi-cultural holidays includes Hanukkah & Kwanzaa, Alcohol consumption, Implied nudity & sex, Karate Kid, The Grinch, Scrooge, Elf, Polar Express, & Christmas Vacation movie references.

No dogs were harmed or embarrassed during the making of this fanfic.

Italics indicate character thoughts & flashbacks

**The first Freddie Stroma gif chosen is how I imagine Adrian's face after reader 'boops' his nose**

**Second Freddie Stroma gif is obviously when female reader showers with Adrian. You're welcome**

~~~~~~~~

The ground once covered in fallen leaves quickly became a blanket of white as winter approached. You and Harcourt lost your lust for Christmas a long time ago. Probably has a lot to do with working for the government since you were overseas for quite a few of them and Emilia working for the gender bend ‘Scrooge’ herself (Amanda Waller) at A.R.G.U.S.  

Adrian and Leota, on the other hand, found this time of year to be thrilling. Adebayo and her wife, Keeya, had a whole wardrobe for their Yorkie, Emerson, dedicated to the season.

“He has the costume from the movie ‘Elf,’ of course Santa Claus…Oh! And there’s one that’s a Christmas tree where the lights actually turn on!”

Leota explained to Adrian while each of them carried a huge box of Christmas decorations and placed them on her desk.

The level of emotion about Emerson’s Christmas ensemble had yours and Emilia’s eyes rolling but had Adrian matching Leota’s excitement tenfold.

“No way!! I have got to see that!” Exclaimed Adrian.

“It���s bad enough that your dog is the size of a squirrel, but to also dress him up like a doll? He probably plans ways to off himself every day because of that, you know?” John said to Leota.

Leota rolled her eyes at Economos.

“I’ll have you know, he loves his outfits.” She stated.

“It’s not a real dog if they’re no bigger than a football.” Peacemaker interjected.

Economos snickered as Leota flashed her middle finger at Chris.

Harcourt shook her head and smirked. You stretched and released an evident yawn to showcase your lack of interest in the topic.

Adebayo turned and looked at you upon hearing your dramatic yawning.

“I beg your pardon, are we boring you?” She asked you sarcastically.

“She doesn’t like Christmas.” Adrian answered. “She’s my sexy little Grinch.” He proclaimed affectionately.

“I see,” Leota replied, “Well, even the Grinch eventually liked Christmas at the end of the movie!” She sang cheerfully as she sashayed across the room and draped a red, sparkly garland around your neck like a scarf.

Adrian chuckled, looking at you like a shimmering spectacle.

You gave her an exasperated look, “Don’t worry Adebayo, I won’t interfere with your Christmas spirit. I just choose not to participate, that’s all. Commence hollying and jollying.” You said with a weak smile, turning to your laptop.

Leota and Adrian continued to filter through the boxes, practically squealing as they discover a plethora of holiday decorations as they dig deeper.

~~~~~~~~

By the end of the day, Adrian and Leota had headquarters dripping in yuletide garnishing.

“Well? What do you guys think??” Adrian asked.

The four of you reviewed the area covered in half blinking, half burnt out Christmas lights, paper Mache cut into snowflakes hanging from the ceiling panels, different color sparkling garland lining the windows, and creepy Santa, snowman, and elf animatronic dolls that looked possessed scattered around the room. They even managed to have a Menorah and a Kwanzaa Kinara candle holder placed on each of the two filing cabinets, each baring all the proper colored candles. Leota even had a Polar Express replica traveling around beneath the starless Christmas tree.

“Not gonna lie, it looks pretty fuckin’ good, you guys.” Chris admitted.

Leota and Adrian beamed at each other bumping fists triumphantly.

“Yeah, definitely looks like Buddy the elf made his way in here.” John said.

Everyone chuckled together. Even Emilia smirked at Economos’ comment.

You only smiled so you wouldn’t be such a Debbie downer and ruin Adrian or Leota’s proud moment like you promised.

Adrian looked over at you, most likely waiting for your feedback. As he looked at you, so did the rest of the group. You blankly look back at everyone. You were genuinely clueless.

“Um, what?” You asked them.

“What do you think, Y/N?” Leota asked.

“Oh!” You say finally catching on.

“Well…” you take another look around the room. Adrian and Adebayo waited eagerly on your response.

You were genuinely at a loss for words. Your distain for Christmas outweighed your ability to pretend to like it. You felt a knot form in your chest, trying hard to swallow it down as it started to rise into your throat. It felt like an eternity trying to come up with a response heartfelt enough to satisfy Leota and Adrian’s expectations. Afterall, they did work really hard on the place, so you didn’t want to hurt their feelings by any means.

You released a deep exhale, “It’s everything what Christmas should be. It’s definitely going to be a shame to take it down after the holidays.” You finally managed to say.

Leota started clapping and jumping in place squealing with joy.

“I knew we’d get you into the holiday mood!!” She ran over and hugged you so hard you almost fell off your chair.

You struggled to laugh. “Uh, yeah… right, Leota…… ACK!!”

You grunted feeling extra weight bare down on you. Adrian had jumped and embraced you and Leota in an unexpected group hug.

Harcourt had began videoing the three of you from her phone when she saw Adrian make a running start towards you and Leota. Everyone was laughing enjoying the moment.

“Maybe this isn’t so bad.” You thought to yourself as you couldn’t breathe from all the weight sitting on top of you.

~~~~~~~~

The following weekend, the group decided to have a little holiday gathering at O’Rourke’s. You all pile in together on a cold Friday evening as flurries fell from the night sky. Chris without hesitation ordered up a round of drinks.

As the hours passed, the majority of you get rowdier as you play another one of Chris’ suggested drinking games. This game was Christmas themed of course. The bar had a different holiday movie playing on each of the flat screens, and Chris said anytime one of you notices a Santa hat appearing in the scene, that person calls out ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ as they point to three separate people (basically calling each of them a ‘hoe’) at the table and they have to drink.

Economos and Adrian ended up drinking more since John was very delayed catching any Santa hats, and Adrian just distracted by looking at you dreamily the whole night wearing a low cut red V-neck.

You look at him and whistle at him.

“Hey, buddy, my face is up here.” You say tilting his chin up making his eyes meet yours.

He snickered guiltily having been caught staring at your chest.

“I can’t help it! They’re perfect.” He declared.

You shake your head smiling.

“Well, I’m glad you think so.” He leaned in and gave you a clumsy peck bumping your nose quite hard.

“Ook, I think it’s time to go, Adrian.” You announced rubbing your nose.

“Yeah, I gotta get back to Keeya and the pups.” Leota checked her watch.

Everyone threw money on the table to pay the tab and exited the bar.

Everyone going their way to their car, you take the keys to the Vigilante-mobile and get Adrian into the passenger seat.

“Where’s the steering wheel?” Adrian asked.

You laugh, “It’s in front of me. I’m driving.” You told him.

“Ahhhhh.” He said booping your nose. “You’re cute.”

He placed the palm of his hand on the side of your cheek cradling your face. He musingly looked into your eyes, a wave of adoration pulsing through his veins. You leaned into his hand putting your hand on his. His touch sent a surge through your body.

“Let’s get home so I can love on you properly.” You said finally.

~~~~~~~~

As you drive past the park, Adrian suddenly perked up and demanded you to stop the car.

“WAIT WAIT WAIT!! Stop here!!” He shouted making your heart jump.

“What the actual fuck, Adrian??” You stop the car. “What’s wrong??”

He said nothing opening the door and started running towards the monumental water fountain in the middle of the park.

“Um, Adrian?” You call after him.

“Come on, Y/N!” He yelled back at you.

You get out of the car and run after him.

He stopped by the fountain in front of a fresh layer of fallen snow.

“Adrian?” You asked out of breath as you reach him.

“Ready?” He asked.

You look around you, confused.

“For?” You asked.

Adrian turned around and fell backwards onto the snow on the ground behind him.

“Holy shit!” You gasped, “Are you that drunk?”

“Snow angel!” He chirped at you, like it was obvious.

He started to move his arms and legs in a Vitruvian Man motion creating the angel shape beneath him on the ground.

You watched him awestruck…and slightly annoyed.

“You almost put me into cardiac arrest because you wanted to make a snow angel? Really?” You asked.

“Really really! Now get down here and make one with me!” He said disregarding your irritability.

“No, Adrian. It’s too cold and we’ve been drinking-“

You suddenly feel your feet kicked up from underneath you. You hit the ground hard as the air you did have left in your lungs was forced out as you land on your back next to your boyfriend. You cough a few times trying to allow your brain to catch up to the fact that Adrian had just swept your legs with his foot to get you on the ground with him.

“Did…did you just..?” you began to ask.

“Sweep the leg? Yep! Now that you’re down here, start angel-ing!” He replied with a tinge of pride in his voice.

You cannot believe he just took you out at the leg to get you on the ground to make a snow angel.

“Christ, the level of insanity…” You muse to yourself.

Nonetheless, you began to move your arms head to waist while closing and separating your legs to make the angel, obliging Adrian’s request.

He looked at you and smiled.

“Look at you! Being all Christmasy as fuck!” He gleamed.

He rolled over on top of you, pulling your face up to his, kissing you quite sloppily.

You giggle into his mouth.

“You are crazy, Adrian Chase!” You pull away to say as you continue to laugh.

He hovered over you, exploring your face with admiration.

You gazed back at him, his green eyes putting you under his love spell. And the smile his lips curl into when he looks at you that way has your heart melting every time.

You pulled him back down for another kiss.

The kiss so intense with passion you couldn’t even feel the cold you both are still laying in.

Adrian pulled back.

“See? The holidays don’t have to be bad.” He said with a proud smile stroking your hair.

You roll your eyes, “Yeah I guess this year is different since you’re around.” You say smiling back.

He booped your nose again and stood up pulling you along with him.

“Let’s go home and take a nice hot shower. Then, hot chocolate while watching some holiday movies! Starting with Christmas Vacation!” He said gleefully.

You walked side by side as he held your waist to make way towards the Sebring. He pulled you in tight against him to keep you warm, and to make sure you didn’t slip.

“And by hot shower I mean together.” He whispered into your ear.

“Of course.” You said booping his nose.

So Leota was right, you found your holiday spirit. This was how your Christmases were going to be from now on…

A little bit of second hand multi-cultural decoration, a side of alcohol with the 11th Street Kids, and a little nonsexual tussle with Adrian to get you to make snow angels mixed with sexual tussling after some hot chocolate.

This was the beginning of your Christmas tradition with Adrian, and now you will always have a reason to look forward to the holiday’s thanks all of them.

~~~~~~~~

[sgtmickeyslaughter]

Tag Game Wednesday !!!

thank you @jrooc for coming up with such fun festive questions! i didnt get to do this on time because my offices holiday party was last night so today has been rough

Favourite (lol) nickname you’ve ever been given: I think gillie is probably the cutest, but gigi is the most commonly used

Where are you located?

What season is it where you are now? I think winter? it sure is fucking cold !

Favourite tradition this time of year: I always go surfing with my brother on christmas when we are home, real christmas for me has always been about a bright, warm sunny day at the beach with my family

Favourite holiday food:  usually we make seared ahi or steaks for Christmas dinner, so those two

Mulled wine, eggnog or hot apple cider?: mulled wine!! delish

Turkey, Ham or Nut Roast (Or Tofurkey?)? respectfully as fuck, bleh to all three, i dont think ive ever even heard of a nut roast. but we might make a crispy pork belly

Would you rather spend the December holidays in:  A cabin in the woods surrounded by snow, or a house on the beach with sun and sand?: EASY! Im already flying home to the beach for christmas

Are you pro-snow or anti-snow? very pro snow, if its going to be cold it better fucking snow, otherwise its just cold for what?

Have you ever built a snowman? yes, it was one of my first to do's when i got here, i built a tiny little snowman outside my dorm

Skiing or Snowboarding? neither! ice skating

Do you decorate for the holidays? This has been the first year that I got a little christmas tree for my apartment, it makes waking up in the dark mornings a lot easier

Favourite holiday movie? I love the grinch and elf, and i count edward scissorhands as a christmas movie and usually my family will watch one of the harry potter movies lets throw in a dog named christmas, just for fun

Favourite holiday fanfic? Yesterday i would have said I dont know any holiday fics, but luckily @gallavichfanficlibrary pulled together a rec list of holiday fics so, all of those !

If you were to star in a Hallmark movie, who would be your love interest? since i have the saltburn disease rn i would say barry keoghan bc we have the same slightly off putting energy

Where would it take place? it would be hilarious to set it somewhere like arizona right? but no one in the world does christmas quite like right here in nyc so that would be my final answer

play along if you havent already !!! tag me if you see this and choose to play!!

[jokerislandgirl32]

About Me (aka: JIG32 Intro)!

I’ve been wanting to add this to my pinned for a while, so here it is! It is broken up into 3 Sections for you all to get to know me better: General ( the basic info about me), Blog Stuff (what you will see on my blog, my f/o and s/i list), My Favorite Things (some of my favorite things: shows, movies, animals, etc!).

Feel free to ask me/speak to me about anything you read here! I may be slow answering asks/interacting, but I love interacting with my mutuals!

Please see below cut! Tw for moving gifs and trauma mention!

General

💜 27 year old female.

💜 Libra! B-day: October 4th.

💜 Christian.

💜 Demisexual.

💜 College Graduate! Associate’s in General Studies and Bachelor’s of Science in History.

💜 Educator of littles by day (kindergarten whooo), and fangirl of villains and other misunderstood characters by night / when I’ve got a break from work.

💜 I love to spend time with my loved ones, sing, listen to music, obsess over my favorite characters and media, write, decorate, spend time in nature, and organize items!

💜 Cat mom to 4 cats (one boy and 3 girls).

💜 Mommy to an angel baby, Alexandria Rinella Varmitech 👼

💜 I’ve gone through a lot of trauma and hardship in my life, but my faith, my loved ones, and my favorite characters and media have helped me through it all! So this blog is like a love letter to all of that!

Blog Stuff

💜 I’m a fanfic author and wishful artist (I’m not very skilled at either, but I try).

💜 Hugeeee Fan of Zach Varmitech, Arthur Fleck, any version of the Joker, Kevin Wendell Crumb, Loki, Oswald Cobblepot, Cedric the Sorcerer, The Grinch (2018 version my beloved), and Klarion the Witch Boy. My blog content is centered around these characters.

💜 Self shipper! You will see A LOT of self shipping stuff on this blog. My main romantic f/o is Zach Varmitech from Wild Kratts. My self insert is Violet Virginia Varmitech nèe Tyler! I’m iffy sharing Zach, but if you respect me, and Zach and Violet, (show us no hatred), I am fine sharing him!

💜My secondary romantic f/o is the Grinch from the 2018 Illumination Grinch movie. My self insert is Aurora Borealis Who! I am completely fine sharing Grinch!

💜 I selfship platonically with Gaston Gourmand from Wild Kratts, but he’s also a bit of a crush/potential romantic f/o. I ship Gourmand with Zach as well, so I consider Zach, Gourmand, and Violet to have something of a poly relationship. I am okay sharing Gourmand!

💜 Veneer from Trolls 3 is a platonic/familial f/o of mine. He’s like my supportive best friend and brother!

💜 I also selfship romantically with Arthur Fleck, Young Justice Joker, and Loki. My s/i for Arthur and YJ Joker is Clarissa Wane. I haven’t figured out a s/i for Loki yet, but I’m thinking she’ll be called Scarlett. These are more “former relationships” of mine, but I still love each of these characters dearly, and I’m completely fine sharing them!

💜 The specific content you will find on this blog will include: Zach Varmitech Gushing, Wild Kratts content, Ziolet (Zach and Violet) posts, fanfic and au posts, posts about any of my other favorite characters/media, quotes I relate to/ I am inspired by, funny memes, funny/cute animal/nature posts, and fall/holiday stuff (Halloween and Christmas countdowns, etc.).

💜 Ask box/requests are always open, see my pinned post for more info, but I may be slow responding to asks/requests!

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things…

💜 Favorite shows: Wild Kratts, A Haunting, Green Acres, Gilligan’s Island, Sofia the First, Young Justice, Gotham, 90 Day Fiancé (and any/all spinoffs), The Waltons, Little House On The Prairie, Andi Mack.

💜 Favorite Movies: Signs, Split (2016), The Dark Knight, Joker (2019), The Conjuring, Sleepy Hollow, Hocus Pocus, Twitches, Corpse Bride, Horton Hears A Who!, The Grinch (2018), Elf, A Christmas Story, The Lorax, Rise of the Guardians, Titanic, The Great Gatsby (2013), Thor, The Avengers, Thor: The Dark World, Thor: Ragnarok.

💜 Favorite animals/insects: Cats are my favorite animals, and butterflies are my favorite insect. I also love all wild cats, foxes, raccoons, deer, turtles, moths, dragonflies, hummingbirds, and fish!

💜 Favorite season: Fall.

💜 Favorite holiday: Halloween, but I also love Thanksgiving and Christmas.

💜 Favorite Music Artists: Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Elton John, Big Time Rush, AURORA, Ellie Goulding, Oh Wonder, Conor Maynard, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez are among my favorites!

💜 Favorite colors: Royal blue, sky blue, violet, lilac, emerald green, blue violet, black, gray, silver.

💜 Favorite Places To Be: At the Outer Banks or in the Blue Ridge Mountains!

I will likely update this post in the future!

💜 - JIG32

[ceridwenofwales]

I just read your Christmas fanfic and it's giving me so many feels. It's so good to see Emer and Ivar interacting with his family. The hot scene was so on point as we can notice Ivar feels secure to be dominant. Really dominant. I could highlight every line you wrote for their sex scene as the epitome of a connected couple enjoying a good sex life. I'm still flustered. Damn girl.

I’m sooooo happy you liked this piece. Especially the sex scene because I confess that is still a territory I’m a little afraid to explore. After more than a year of relationship, Ivar is sure about what he wants and their feelings. The dinner was embarassing as family dinners usually are, right? Hahahaha. I wish I could write more about these two. ^^

Thanks for the feedback.

[optimistic-dinosaur-nacho]

25 Days of Chris-Fics

25 𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼-𝓕𝓲𝓬𝓼

Happy Holidays, my lovely elves and reindeers! Hope you got yourself some hot chocolate with some marshmallows and gingerbread cookies with you because we have another challenge for you all! For those who did my October Challenge, you might like this one! Don’t be afraid to gather more friends to join on this one!

As some of you know, it’s December, my birthday month! If you’d like to do a special fic for me, feel free to message me and you can work from there (Will add the day of my birthday if you’d like to gift it on the day of it). As always, I’m grateful to have you all gathered here, I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving with your families! This is my first time celebrating my birthday on Tumblr so it’s going to be a nice thing to do. 

There will be a lot of choices for you so choose whatever you please to make this Holiday a nice treat for those.

Rules and Prompts are provided below the cut!

Do you have to follow Dino to participate?

No. You do not have to, this is for everyone. But I’d appreciate it.

Deadline?

No deadline, you could even start it in January. Even though it says 25 Days of Chris-Fics. And if you’re late for my birthday, you can post it before or after (if you plan on something special. I don’t expect something for me cause you’re enough)

Rules

Minimum 500 words. No max 

Unlimited choices, you can do whatever you choose, but keep it below 5 choices.

Limit of 2-3 stories per person.

No Smut! Implied is allowed just have very little and warnings.

These can be reader insert or OC stories.

Ethnic, Interracial, LGBTQ+ and polyamorous stories are welcome and encouraged.

It must be an original work and not part of an existing series.

Be sure to tag me and if I ever miss your fic and didn’t reblog it in two days, feel free to throw a message at me and I will surely give you a reblog in 24 hours.

My Birthday is on the 21st of  December, so you’re welcome to post your fic on that day!

Prompts:  Choose your favorite prompt and use it for your Holiday Fic!

Song Prompts: List of your favorite Holiday Songs you can use for your characters can sing, dance, listen to in your story or represent your story. Movie Prompts:  This can be something the family could watch or only two people could be alone with a nice cozy blanket. Or if you’re interested, you can use it as a AU. Ex: Choice of Character hates Christmas and ruins it for the other. (Grinch)

Picture Prompts: This is for your story to come to life, represent what your story holds. Either a nice hot chocolate on a winter night, a nice Christmas dinner, or decorating a tree.

When you have your Holiday Story written, tag me in that fic and use the tag #ODNHolidayBDay2020

Prompts

1. “Is that a Mistletoe? Are you holding a Mistletoe?” 2. “So help me if you eat another Gingerbread man, me and you are going to fall out.” 3. “Christmas movies, Christmas lights, Christmas songs and you? That’s my ideal Christmas.” 4. S/O dresses up as Santa for the kids. 5. Secret Santa with family. 6. “You’re slowly turning into Buddy the Elf, so calm down.” 7. “Santa’s not real...” “I will cover you in Christmas lights and tinsel, turning you into a Christmas tree if you say that one more time.” 8. Person A and Person B decorate their Christmas tree and they argue who puts the star on top. 9. Dressing their pet up as Santa, Rudolph or an Elf. 10. “Stop being such a Grinch!” 11. “If you eat one more cookie from that plate, we’re going to have problems.” 12. “I want a reindeer.” 13. Person A mounts lights onto the house while Person B holds the ladder as they’re panicking that Person A will fall. 14. Snow fights/Ice Skating 15. Person A and B both are making Christmas treats. 16. S/O makes hot chocolate and sets a cozy date on the couch for their S/O. 17. S/O hates Christmas but after a lot of convincing it works. 18 . The kid(s) wake the parents up at 5am. 19. “____, come back to bed, please.” S/O with camera, “I will prove he exists.” 20. “Did you really set a trap by the fireplace?” 21. Kid(s) wrap S/O in wrapping paper and puts a bow on their head. 22. S/O shows the other how to wrap presents. 23. Making Gingerbread houses. 24. Matching pajamas (including pet) 25. S/O takes the kids sledding. 26. Go riding with the reindeers. 27. “You really outdone the house.” 28. S/O dresses up as an Elf while cooking dinner. 29. “I’m going to tie you with Christmas lights if you don’t stop.” 30. Going to a Christmas Light Show in a park with live animals. 31. “Ooh, cookies-” “Get out of my kitchen!” 32. “You’re drinking wine at 7 in the morning-?” “You keep bothering me, I might soon enough be drunk.” 33. “You better get your ass out of bed.” “You better get your ass out of my room.” 34. “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.” 35.  Singing Xmas Carols in a plaza to earn money for the homeless.

Song Prompts

36. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey

37. Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

38. Jingle Bell Rock - Bobby Helms

39. It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year - Andy Williams

40. The Christmas Song (Remastered) - Nat King Cole

41. Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt

42. Last Christmas - WHAM!

43. Sleigh Ride - The Ronettes

44. Rudolph The Red-Nose Reindeer - Gene Autry

45. Frosty The Snowman - Jimmy Durante

46. Santa Claus Is Coming Town - Jackson 5

47. (There’s No Place Like) Home For The Holidays - Perry Como

48. I’ll Be Home For Christmas - Michael Bublé

49. Wrapped in Red - Kelly Clarkson

50. Silver Bells - Andy Williams

51. Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano

52. Jingle Bells - Frank Sinatra

53. Where Are You Christmas - Faith Hill

54. 4 Carats - Kelly Clarkson

55. White Christmas - Bing Crosby

56. Winter Wonderland - Darlene Love

57. Underneath the Tree - Kelly Clarkson

.

Movie Prompts

58. Fred Claus (2007) 

59. Last Christmas (2019) 

60. Four Christmases (2008)

61. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) 

62. Home Alone (1990/1992)

63. The Polar Express (2004)

64. Elf (2003)

65. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

66. A Christmas Story (1983)

67. Frosty The Snowman (1969)

68. Deck The Halls (2006) 

.

Picture Prompts

69.

70. 

71.

72.

73.

74.

75.

76. 

77.

78.

79.

TAGS:

@jtargaryen18 @donutloverxo @captainchrisbaby @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @stop-obsessing-over-those-actors @star-spangled-beard-burn @nickysurfer28 @nbarnes @cheeseburgersstuff @iguessweallcrazyithinktho @navybrat817 @waywardodysseys @just-one-ordinary-fangirl @chris-evans-indian-fanfic​ @queen-kass-the-writer​ @ssebstann @writerwrites @unnuevosoltransformalarealidad​ @anika-ann​ @ladywitheclecticheart​ @a-little-counter-esperanto​ @heavenlypugpizza​

Signal Boost if you want!

[trashyswitch]

The Adorable Slimy Stranger

Chapter 2: Holidays With The Sides (& Pumpkin!)

The sides are nearing Christmas, and are getting ready to celebrate and share the joy with their new companion, Pumpkin!

This fanfic was suggested by an anonymous user! Thank you for the prompt for a sequel!

And this fanfic is also dedicated to Pumpkinpaw! Love you sweety!

Pumpkin had become a regular household companion within the next few weeks. When deciding what pronouns to use, the sides had put down papers that said ‘Boy’, ‘Girl’, and ‘both’, to mean they/them.

“Do you wanna be a girl? As in, a good girl?” Patton asked, pointing to the pink card.

“Or perhaps a boy? A good boy?” Logan offered, pointing to the blue card.

“Or maybe you wanna be both! Maybe ‘buddy’, or ‘good pumpa’?” Roman asked, holding up the purple card.

Patton gasped. “That’s such a cute nickname! Pumpa! I love it!” Patton cheered, hugging Roman.

Pumpkin looked at the three cards curiously for a few seconds. Right as someone was gonna speak up, Pumpkin picked up the pink card, pointed to it and tried to gurgle the word ‘girl’ as best as it could!

Patton and Roman both squealed excitedly, while Logan smiled proudly. “Girl it is. Pumpkin shall now be referred to as a female, until she shows us otherwise.” Logan declared.

“I’m still gonna call her lil’ pumpa tho! It’s perfect!” Patton added, giving Pumpkin a big hug.

“And she has at least 1 new nickname.” Logan muttered proudly with a chuckle.

To make things greater, it was nearing Christmas and EVERYONE was getting into the christmas mood!

Patton has been watching all the Hallmark movies and decorating the house with all the tinsel and lights he could summon. He also took time to hang up the advent calendars and had an elf hat on his head every second of the day!

Logan has been drinking out of christmas mugs, determining the holiday board games they could play together, and has been listening to different christmas music covers to determine the most beautiful and/or most classic versions. Using that knowledge, Logan successfully came up with the most christmassy playlist he could make, which also included songs from classic christmas films! And let’s not forget Bing Crosby and Pentatonix!

Roman has been singing christmas carols himself and wrapping up endless amounts of presents to fill the bottom of the christmas tree. He’s also spent lots of time making ornaments to add to the tree and was even sewing up adorable christmas outfits for Patton and himself! Remus even got an early Christmas outfit, which included a ‘King of Naughty’ original Grinch shirt.

Meanwhile, Virgil has been enjoying the heck outta the christmas sweaters that came out each year. This year? Thomas’s brand new Virgil-themed sweater merchandise Thomas came out with! Well...minus the scarf. Virgil found the scarf to be too much with the sweater. So, he gave it to Patton. Virgil has also been enjoying the holiday slippers! This year, Virgil was sporting a pair of hilarious shark slippers! Sometimes, Virgil would joke that ‘The sharks are hungry for feet!’

Janus has been enjoying watching the christmas baking shows and has been playing lots of christmas flash games that are always around. Super Santa Kicker, Christmas Race, Christmas Shopper Simulator (10/10, Best game of 2014!), Tattletail, Santa’s Rampage, even that crappy christmas wii game called ‘We Wish You a Merry Christmas’! All of those games were common-place.

Last but not least, Remus has been doing the elf on the shelf this year (with a small list of rules, of course.) and has been surprising people with singing and dancing christmas decorations everywhere! There was the animated singing rudolph, the twerking Santa Claus toy (Yup...Of course…), the singing and jingling christmas hat, that cringey but funny dancing/singing poop toy, an animated dancing tree, the animated singing santa in the bathtub, and everyone’s personal favorite: The Snoopy dancing plush toy that wobbles back and forth!

But everyone found that Pumpkin was ALSO in the christmas mood! The sides enjoyed seeing her reactions to the dancing toys the best, and even danced along with the toys sometimes! She waddled along with snoopy, danced left and right with the dancing tree, and sang to the Rudolph song while Rudolph sang the classic song!

Meanwhile, Patton had sewed up a christmas hat for Pumpkin. The hat had a more burgundy red color, a traditional white bottom and a white pom pom on the top. When Patton first gave it to the orange blob, Pumpkin placed it on her own head and let the pompom flop onto her face. Upon seeing the pompom, it looked as if her eyes could’ve dilated and she started playing with the pompom like a kitty. That was the best reaction they could’ve gotten from her!

One of the days, Pumpkin was sitting in the living room with the sides, watching The Polar Express on TV. This was a holiday classic that the sides loved to watch together. So joining Pumpkin in on the fun was a must! The train had just been saved from falling into the ice, and the train climbed up the spiral to the high road to the north pole. Pumpkin had slid herself over to Roman and Patton, and snuggled under the extra blanket that was beside the boys. Pumpkin was also wearing her santa hat!

Watching the pretty lights in the sky over the sea, Pumpkin watched curiously as the big conductor man talked to them about them and then uttered the following words: “There...is the north POLE!”

Pumpkin ran as quickly as her body could to the TV and reached up to the north pole on the TV. She backed up a little and held her hands on her chin as the train approached the Santa Village and The Polar Express song started playing! The song was so quick and fun, and it didn’t take long for Pumpkin to start bouncing up and down to the song while she watched the camera move under the twisting train road arches.

“Oooooo!” Pumpkin reacted to seeing the Santa city for the first time.

Patton’s heart was all warm and gushing at Pumpkin’s reactions. Roman was visibly excited about the village as well!

The christmas spirit went uphill from there. Pumpkin learned about the big old man in red known as Santa and his big bag of toys, his deers with horns, and about the big man’s magical powers! He especially loved the amount of joy that filled the sides when they talked about the man wearing red. Whoever this red-coated man was, made the sides so happy! Almost as happy as she makes them! And not only that, but the man in the red suit had a hat just like she did! She was bouncing around and clapping about that!

But excitement soon turned into disappointment when she found out she had to wait for the man in the red suit to come. She didn’t want to wait for the happy old man to come! She wanted to see him now! NOW! She whimpered and paced around the house as she struggled to wait for the old man to come. So while they waited, Logan grabbed a paper and some crayons and let Pumpkin draw a picture for Santa. While that happened, Logan wrote a short christmas letter out for her which read:

[Dear Santa Claus;

Hi Santa! My name is Pumpkin! I just found out about you and the elves in the north pole, and really wanted to see you! I’m sad that I have to wait for you to come, but I’ll try to find fun things to do while I wait for you. For Christmas, I would like lots of candy! Candy is so yummy! And skittles are my favorite! I also love Patton’s crunchy gingerbread cookies! That day, I discovered icing! And it made me bounce off the walls! I would also like for everyone to be extra happy this Christmas. I’m making people happy everyday, but now I can let you make everyone happy too.

Love; Pumpkin! ]

Logan put the letter down, and looked at the picture Pumpkin drew. It was a picture of herself tickling Santa Claus’s belly. Logan couldn’t help but giggle at how Santa’s belly in the picture made him look like he was pregnant. He also giggled at the big smile that was all spread out on Santa’s face. Logan praised her on a drawing well done, and decided to add something to the letter:

[P.S: Your belly looks very big and ticklish!]

Logan grabbed the drawing Pumpkin made, photocopied it, and put the copied version of the drawing in the envelope along with the letter. With everything ready, Logan sealed it shut. “There. Off to the North Pole!” Logan declared to Pumpkin!

Logan mailed it off in the post office a day later.

With Christmas on its way and Pumpkin stuck in a bit of an antsy wait for the magic, Pumpkin started to tickle people a little more often than usual. Any other time of the year, Pumpkin would tickle at least 1 person a day. But with Christmas around the corner and Pumpkin growing hyper, Pumpkin had started tickling all the sides at least once a day! So her tickle attacks jumped from 1 or 2, to 6 every single day!

“NAHAHAHAHAHA! PUHUHUMPKIHIHIHIHIN! NAHAHAHAT MYHYHY AHAHARMPIHIHITS! TOHOHOHOO TIHIHIHICKLIHIHIHISH!” Roman laughed hysterically!

Pumpkin tilted her head curiously, and chose to remove her pods from the armpits like he begged. Roman quickly tried to gain back his breath, but Pumpkin still wanted to hear laughter! So, she made her pod super thin like a pencil and dipped it into his belly button.

“aAAAAEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE! *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort* NOHOHOHO FAHAHAHAHAHAIR!” Roman yelled through his laughter.

Pumpkin playfully stuck her tongue out at him and started to playfully nibble and ripple her blob-like body all over his belly.

Roman’s snorts grew more frequent and his laughter turned cackle-like. It was so ticklish! He was struggling to properly breath! But it was so fun! Roman had been tickled many, many, MANY times by Patton in the past. But THIS!

Holy cow!

Patton’s tickling was NOTHING compared to this!

Pumpkin decided to give him another ticklish, jiggly raspberry to get him squealing. And squealing, she was rewarded! Roman squealed so loud and so high-pitched, that Pumpkin stopped immediately just to process the strange sound!

Roman was a laughing, snorting mess after the squeal. And Pumpkin was loving every millisecond of it. As much as she was enjoying it however, Pumpkin knew when to give the man a long, giggly break. This would involve cuddling her ticklish victim and gently tickling a much less ticklish spot on their body to keep them giggling, but also let them breathe. For Roman, this was his neck.

“Ohohohohohokahahahahahay. Thahahahank yohohohou Puhuhumpkihin!” Roman told her.

Pumpkin smiled and gave his neck a tickly kiss on the neck. Roman giggled more from that, and calmed down the moment her ‘lips’ moved away from his neck. Pumpkin kept up her giggly tickling for a little bit longer before she went for Janus next.

Now, Pumpkin didn’t quite know Janus nearly as much as she knew the rest of the sides. She had even grown to know Remus quicker, than compared to Janus! The half man half snake in yellow, was more mysterious and...preferred his lonely time. So, she gave him his lonely time for the most part. She did come around to see if he was up for a tickle or two, but often walked away empty-handed, yet gaining some progress.

Finally, after weeks and weeks of trying, Pumpkin finally gained the courage to tickle Janus for the first time. She walked up to Janus’s side very quietly...geeently snuck her pod hand under the snake man’s shirt...and gave it a quick tickle.

“eeEEP! WHAT-” Janus turned around and immediately calmed down. Pumpkin made a surprised yip sound, and backed up a little to give him space. “Hi Pumpkin. Sorry about that. I...totally heard you come in.” Janus told her.

...Oh yeah...and then there was the strange way he talked to her and the other sides. He said things backwards. Like just now: if he actually heard her come in, then why was he so surprised and jumpy?

Things like that didn’t make sense to her. But what did make sense, was his calming face. “You tried to tickle me today. You...finally tried and tickled me. And it worked.” Janus told her.

Pumpkin didn’t really know what to do. She was confused. Was anything he was saying, supposed to be backwards? Or normal? Pumpkin couldn’t tell. But all that thinking went right out the window when Janus held his arms out for her. He wanted a hug from her! There was no saying no to THAT! Pumpkin quickly slid up to him and hugged him tightly.

“Wow! You have a very snug and firm hug for a jello being.” Janus admitted.

Jello? Like that blue jiggly stuff that Logan made once?

Pumpkin let him enjoy the hug for a bit. She wanted him to feel safe in her grasp. And perhaps, she may not get any tickles in today. But the only thing that mattered now, is that Janus could be hugged now.

“...Aren’t you gonna tickle me more?” Janus asked.

Pumpkin widened her black eyes. Wait, REALLY?! HE WAS GONNA LET HER TICKLE HIM?! This was what she was waiting for! 16 days of working up to this! And now, she can tickle him!

Pumpkin happily started skittering her pods all over his sides and ribs almost immediately! “Ohoho bohohoy! Hehehere wehehe gohohohoho!” Janus giggled and let go of her so she could get more access to more exposed ticklish spots. Pumpkin happily took the offer and made more pseudopods so she could tickle more spots at once. This was like a special attack that Pumpkin would pull on someone. “aaAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOHOHOU’RE SURPRIHIHISIHIHINGLY GOHOHOOD AHAHAT THIHIHIHIS!” Janus reacted in surprise.

Pumpkin gurgled happily to Janus and continued to tickle Janus wherever she could reach. The upside to having such a jiggly form, was just how well she could kneed the soft spots on her humans! This included the sides and his belly the most. Janus held his fists against his chest as his giggle fits, squeals and laughter filled his bedroom.

Pumpkin absolutely loved his laugh! It was much more bubbly and higher than she expected! It was such an amazing laugh, that Pumpkin chose to give him jiggly raspberries as well! He seemed like the kind of human that would love them! Pumpkin blew a raspberry on his sensitive belly and let her blobby, jello-like body flubber and jiggle to increase the ticklish sensation.

Janus fell into long fits of cackles! He couldn’t stop cackling! Now that he had reached the cackle-stage, there was just no going back! His laughter somewhat reminded Pumpkin of Patton’s laughter: bubbly, childish, and the musical representation of happiness. Though Janus’s wasn’t exactly like his, it was close enough.

“OHOHOKAHAHAHAY! CAHAHAN IHIHIHI HAHAHAVE AHA BREHEHEHEAK PLEHEHEHEASE?” Janus asked.

Pumpkin nodded her head and stopped tickling him almost immediately. As much as she enjoyed the sound of his laughter, she didn’t wanna overdo it. So Pumpkin snuggled herself into Janus and cooed softly.

Janus giggled at this and wrapped his arms around her. “Growing tired?” He asked.

Pumpkin nodded and snuggled herself even further into him.

“That’s ironic, considering I was the one getting tickled.” He joked.

Pumpkin let out a giggly little gurgle as she slowly succumb to her sleepiness. It didn’t take long for the tiredness to start dripping right off her and onto Janus, effecting him as well. Now Janus was growing more and more tired by the second. Janus decided he minus well cuddle himself in and get himself comfy.

It didn’t take long for Janus to fall into a full and deep slumber. It lasted a long while too. Janus didn’t expect to wake up to the smell of garlic or the sounds of something boiling. The garlic was an obvious thing to put together: garlic bread. But boiling? That could be anything!

This boiling sound would end up revealing itself to be spaghetti noodles in a deep pot. As it turned out, Patton was making spaghetti with garlic bread on the side. For Pumpkin, she was gonna have gummy worms with a new little christmas treat for Pumpkin: a Peppermint Pattie! Patton gave her one to try, and had a few unwrapped in a bowl in case she loved it and wanted more.

Pumpkin picked up the peppermint pattie first. She looked at it curiously, split it into two pieces, and ate one of the halves hesitantly. But the moment she chewed on it and actually tasted the pattie, her eyes widened and a HUGE smile grew onto her face!

Remus giggled as he spun his spaghetti. “Ihi think Pumpkin likes the peppermint pattie!” Remus told him.

Patton looked over and sure enough, Pumpkin was standing below him and eagerly reaching her pods out for more peppermint patties! Patton laughed and happily put more peppermint patties onto her dinner plate. Pumpkin happily bounced in place as she ate the gummy worms and enjoyed the taste of the brand new holiday treat.

[ao3feed-gallavich]

Grumpy Little Elf

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3mPHedi

by peppermintkatie

Mickey is a mall elf, do you need to know more? Tami accidentally outs him - oops. Mickey isn't sure how Ian will feel, they just had that whole conversation about being honest. This work is a tad spoilery (but not really) for season 11 episode 1 and 2 and is canon compliant other than through the magic of fanfic I moved them forward to December.

This was fun to write, 2020 has been a shitshow - I hope this brings you joy. Happy Holidays!

Words: 20016, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shameless (US)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Mickey Milkovich, Ian Gallagher, Tami Tamietti, Lip Gallagher

Relationships: Ian Gallagher/Mickey Milkovich, Ian Gallagher & Mickey Milkovich

Additional Tags: happy holidays, Elf!Mickey, Anal Plug, Anal Sex, Wholesome and then Dirty, Face-Fucking, Embarrassment Kink, confession kink, A little hallmarky...sorry not sorry...it's the holidays - don't be a grinch!, Refrence to breath play/choking

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3mPHedi

[riverdale-events]

Happy Holidays, Riverdale fandom! What better way to kick off the season than by playing in all of these Reindeer Games?! Riverdale Reindeer Games - an all ship, all character inclusive event - will run from December 9th - December 31. We have 8 themes (one for each of Santa’s reindeer of course) to satisfy your every holiday or winter themed fandom desire. Don’t forget to tag #riverdaleevents in your first 5 tags!

DASHER: Decorations - Out/Inside, Lights, Mistletoe, Candy Cane Lane, Buying/Decorating Trees, Neighborhood Competitions, Christmas Light Tour, Tinsel and Garland, Making Paper Snowflakes, Special Ornaments, Wreaths, Hanging the Stockings, Arts and Crafts, Preparing the Home, etc 

DANCER: Presents - Shopping, Mall Elves, Mall Santa, Wrapping, Making Cards, Gift Exchanges, Secret Santa, White Elephant, Advent Calendar, etc 

PRANCER: Parties - Ugly Sweater Party, Balls, Galas, Office Party, Christmas Market, Pub Crawl, Pajama Party, Sleepover, Family Christmas Party, etc

VIXEN: Winter - Snowed In, Winter Sports, Snowmen, Blizzards, Ice Skating, Snowball Fight, Fireplace, Ice Storm, Power Outage, Shoveling Snow, Sledding, Snowangels, Making a Fire, Cold and Flu Season, etc 

COMET: Traditions - Elf on the Shelf, Movie Watches, Travel, Photos, Costumes, Unique Festivities, Charity, School Plays, Music, Caroling, etc

CUPID: Magic - Santa/Mrs Claus, Jack Frost, Elves, Time Travel, Krampus, The Christmas Carol, Spirits, The Grinch, North Pole, The Nutcracker, It’s A Wonderful Life, Reindeer, ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop, etc

DONNER: Tastes - Candies, Cookies, Dinners, Coffee Shop, Baking Competition, Hot Cocoa, Eggnog, Mulled wine, Gingerbread Houses, Cookies and Milk for Santa, Fruit Cake, Awkward Family Meals, etc

BLITZEN: Holidays - Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, St. Nicholas Day, Winter Solstice, New Years Eve, New Years Day, Friendsmas, Yule, Boxing Day, Advent, etc 

We have listed a few suggestions next to each theme to help inspire ideas. It is by no means an extensive list as there are plenty more that apply. Any concept, idea, AU, or specific prompt, at any rating, that is applicable to a theme is accepted! You may double up (or more) on themes in your content, just let us know which theme it is for.

Remember!: Make sure to 1. tag your content on tumblr with #riverdaleevents - exactly as written, no spaces 2. indicate which theme your content is for 3. add your event fics to the RIVERDALE REINDEER GAMES collection on AO3. 4. send us an ask if we miss reblogging your content

Find out everything you need to know about this event in our FAQ below the cut! If you’ve got clarification questions, just ask us!

WHAT CHARACTERS AND SHIPS ARE APPLICABLE?

We will be accepting content for ANY Riverdale character or ship (including OCs)!

Solo, original character, reader insert, het, slash, and ot3s are all welcome!

WHAT KIND OF CREATIVE CONTENT CAN BE SUBMITTED?

Fanfic (oneshots, drabbles, or multi-chapters), Graphics, Gifsets, Fanart, Aesthetics, Fanvids, Edits, Playlists, Fic recs, etc

If it’s created content, you can submit it!

If your piece is a multichapter fic, you don’t have to complete it before the event ends. It is eligible as long as you start posting it during the event window. Make sure to keep tagging us on your chapter update posts!

M and E rated content is welcome for every theme!

HOW DOES WORK GET SUBMITTED FOR THIS EVENT?

To submit work, please tag us with #riverdaleevents in the first 5 tags of your work or at @riverdale-events​ on your piece. We will reblog every submission here at Riverdale-Events over the course of the event. If we miss reblogging your content, send us an ask!

Be sure to indicate which theme/prompt your content is for. You can put it in your tags or on your piece, just let us know so we can reblog appropriately.

We also have an AO3 collection. AO3 has a really great tutorial on how to post to a collection! Check it out for in-depth instructions. The easiest way to join is to go straight to the RIVERDALE REINDEER GAMES collection on AO3, and click the “Post to Collection” button. That will take you to a screen to upload your fic as normal! That button fills out the specific collection for you, so you know your work is going to the right place. Your fic will still show up under your works, and you will be listed as the author of your story.

THERE ARE MULTIPLE FANDOM EVENTS GOING, CAN I INCLUDE IT IN ALL OF THEM?

Absolutely! We support all fandom events! If there is another fandom event, such as a Secret Santa, running at the same time as this one, and your content is applicable, feel free to submit it/include it in all of those available! Make sure you tag ALL applicable event tags in the first 5 tags of your post.

WHEN CAN I SUBMIT CONTENT UNTIL? WHEN IS THE MASTERLIST RELEASE DATE?

We will continue to reblog and accept Riverdale Reindeer Games content through DECEMBER 31st (with overflow until we post our masterlist).

We will post our masterlist on January 2nd.

If you have content that you’re almost done with and need more time, please contact us and let us know. We will do our best to accommodate.

Posts applicable to the event, like chapter updates, will continue to be reblogged after the event wraps. However, they will not be added to the masterlist.

SHIP, TRIGGER WARNINGS, AND OTHER TAGS:

Every piece of content we reblog will be appropriately tagged with ship/character tags. When you post your piece, make sure to use the correct ship tag so that we can reblog appropriately. If you aren’t sure what your ship tag is, check out our masterlist! [CLICK HERE FOR RIVERDALE SHIP TAGS]

If there is a trigger in your content, make sure to tag appropriately on your tumblr post and/or Ao3 post.

Other tags: #fanfic  #gif  #fanart  #edit  #fanvid #fic rec #fanmix

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns feel free to send us an ask, or reach out in direct messages to any of us running this event! Cat - @bettycooper Mila - @jughead-jones​​ Sarah - @theheavycrown

[kwritersworld]

CHRISTMAS PROMPT EVENT’19

KWRITERSWORLD's first Christmas Event will be a prompt claim - Fic Event centered around the most wonderful time of the year! Are you ready? 

Claiming is first come, first serve! You can view the list of prompts under the read more at the end of this post. Prompt Claiming will be opened on the 23rd of November, at 6PM CET, until the 30th. We will post a link to the document where you can simply write your name next to the prompt you want to claim. 

After you claimed your prompt don’t forget to apply through the separate application (that will be linked then) as well to verify your claiming! Once you did all that, you’ll receive a confirmation message from the admins and you can start writing!

Who is allowed to participate? Every member of @kwritersworld​, @bangtanarmynet​ @btswriterscollective​ @btsbookclub​ @bangtansmutcentral​ are allowed to participate. 

And the rules are? Simple! Your story has to be at least 500 words long, everything over that word count is up to you. You can also write a chaptered-story, but the first chapter needs to be posted until the due date.

Make sure to follow the rules of the KWRITERSWORLD network as always or else we won’t be reblogging your work or add it onto the event’s masterlist. 

Don’t forget to tag your fanfic-exchange related work with the official tag #kwchristmasevent & #kwritersworldnet (as far as you’re a member of this network). If you’re not a member of Kwritersworld however but are participating through an affiliated network, please only use the tag #kwchristmasevent and the tag of your network so they can reblog your work as well.

You can start posting your stories on the 1st until the 31st of December which is the due date!

If you have any more questions before or need help while working on your fics don’t hesitate to send the network an ask. We only would ask of you to do so off anon, so we can reply to you privately!

- Your KwritersworldTeam

You can find all prompts to look at under the cut. 

Scenarios:

A made B a Christmas playlist but it’s just Mariah Care’ys “All I want for Christmas is you.” B can’t tell if they are hitting on them or if it’s a joke.

A & B are both stuck at the airport for Christmas eve.

A & B are neighbors and A just got locked out of their apartment. A was baking cookies that will burn if they don’t get in there quick.

A is robbing the bank on Christmas eve and B is a hostage but A is actually really nice - wait what?

A & B hate each other, but they are standing under the mistletoe and their friends won’t let them leave until they kiss

A & B were too busy thinking about the Christmas dinner that they forgot about the decoration and quick! Their family will be there in a couple of hours!

A & B gets trapped in a shopping mall after hours doing last-minute Christmas shopping.

A was having a snowball fight with a friend in the park and accidentally hit B instead.

A slipped on ice on Christmas and guess who their doctor is...

A & B cuddling in the bathtub together, because it’s cold outside

A & B are avoiding the mistletoe at all costs, while everyone else is trying to get them under it

A did that annoying thing where they put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and B is getting really mad but they have no idea what’s in the smallest box and A can’t wait to see their face.

How did A & B get chosen to help Santa at the mall? These elf costumes look ridiculous - although B looks kinda cute.

Person A gets super drunk during a Christmas party with their family and Person B has to try and keep them under control. 

A sudden snowstorm forces A and B to cancel all their plans and spend the whole day at home together. 

Person A trying to set up the tree for Christmas but Person B has to pick Person A up for them to put ornaments on the tree because they’re so short.

Person A and B decorating their house/apartment together and when Person A goes to another room to grab some more ornaments they hear Person B yell. When they rush back into the room they see Person B has somehow tangled themself into the Christmas lights and fell over.

Character A overhears Character B’s Christmas wish and decides to fulfill it.

A & B go to the Christmas market together.

A is waking up hungover after an office party and not remembering what happened.

A gets a Secret Santa gift from a secret admirer and tries to discover their identity.

Person A makes hot chocolate for Person B but when they hand them their mug, Person A drops it spilling the piping hot drink on Person B. Person A then helps Person B clean themself up and treat any burns they might have.

A and B are meeting their friends at a family cabin to spend Christmas, only to find that their friends aren’t coming - it was a set up.

Person A and Person B were supposed to go out for a date but a snowstorm hits and they get snowed in. Person A is really sad about it so Person B builds them a blanket fort so they can spend the evening snuggling and watching Christmas movies together.

A and B are Christmas shopping together, A finds the perfect present for B and has to buy it without them noticing. 

A and B getting into a fight while decorating the Christmas tree because A wants to throw everything on and get it done, but B is invested in making it aesthetically pleasing.

A and B get caught in a snowstorm and have to share body heat until they can get somewhere warm. 

Person A being sad when they weren’t able to buy a real tree to decorate for Christmas so Person B buys a little bonsai tree for them to decorate, even though it’s only a foot tall.

Quotes:

“You’re making a mess.” // “Shut up and pass me the tape.” // “There’s more tape on that present than wrapping paper.”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?”

“Fuck it let’s just get drunk”

“Can we please watch something else? This is the 4th time today we’ve watched elf. And it’s November 1st.”

“Did you break into my house??” // “You refused to put up any Christmas decorations! What choice did I have?” 

“Don’t feel bad… you didn’t COMPLETELY ruin Christmas dinner. There’s still this… jello stuff.“

“Who walks on an ice-covered pond anymore? Don’t you know how stupid that is? You should’ve died in that pond. Natural selection.”

“Everyone shut up and pretend to be happy.”

“It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s those who are gathered around it.” // “Shut up and give me my present.”

“So, still no boyfriend this year, huh?” // “Still no job, huh?”

“Are you seriously making a gingerbread house at midnight?” 

“Is that a candy-cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“You can’t just disappear off the face of this earth, make a reappearance for the holidays and think everything will be okay.”

“See? None of this would have happened if we had just stopped and asked for directions when I told you to.”

“Oh, I know exactly what you’re trying to do. But you will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year.”

“Wow. You’ve got some nerve inviting them here.”

“What do you mean your parents are coming over?”

“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”

“Merry Christmas, you little shit.”

“You know, you remind me a lot of the Grinch. The only difference is in the end, his heart grows three sizes, but you stay an asshole.”

“Merry Christmas to all and to all-wait, not you, I don’t like you”

“What do you mean you’ve never been ice-skating?”

“I can’t believe you did all this for me.” // “It’s Christmas.”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

AU’s

Fake!Boyfriend/Fake!Girlfriend AU

Snowqueen!AU

Elf!AU

Neighbour!AU in which one gets drunk on mulled wine and ends up knocking at the other’s door, drunkenly trying to seduce the other and- instead- passing out in their living room.

IceSkater!AU

Christmas lights rivalry!AU

Baking Cookies/ Contest rivalry!AU

Getting Snowed in!AU

Christmas Ghosts!AU

Grinch!AU (A is not fond of the Holidays but B is making it their life goal to give them a wonderful Christmas!)

Drunk Christmas Caroling!AU

Eggnog and chill!AU

Frozen!AU

The Nutcracker!AU

sources: x, x, x, x, x, x

[natsuxlucyfanfiction]

Mr. and Mrs. Claus (Christmas NaLu Fanfic)

With all the snow, hot cocoa, and laughter, it was hard not to be in the Christmas spirit. This Christmas, Fairy Tail was invited to help run the festival. Gray was the Grinch. Levy was the head elf. Erza was Rudolph, and was very passionate about her role. But most importantly, what would Christmas be without Santa Claus?

Natsu didn’t play a very convincing Santa; he didn’t have a big belly and he had no beard. Only the hat and a red suit. Nevertheless, the children were all over him. They would ask for toys and parents would take pictures of their darling children. It was my job as Mrs. Claus to entertain the families in line.

“Miss?” A small child tugged on my skirt. I bent down to her eye level and smiled.

“Hey there! What can I do for ya’?”

Her eyes were tearing up, so either this girl lost something, is lost, or got hurt. “I can’t find my mommy.” She dropped her stuffed zebra to wipe her tears away.

“Aww, don’t worry.” I pulled her into a hug. “I’ll make sure you find her. Now what does she look like?”

“She’s really tall and has brown hair,” she said, grabbing my hand. I know this girl is in distress but darn, is she cute! Her little pig tails and squishy face make me want to have a kid of my own.

“By the way, I’m Mrs. Claus. I don’t think we’ve met before.”

The little girl smiled and blushed bashfully. “I know who you are. You’re Santa’s wife.”

“Yup, and you are?”

“Malia Slader.”

“Oh, I remember Santa telling me that you were on the nice list this year.” Her giggles after I booped her nose were music to my ears! I can’t wait ‘till I’m a mom. After leaving my post, Malia and I wandered around in search of her mom. Of course I took it seriously, but to keep her in happy spirits I occasionally pointed at the most random things and asked her if it was her mom.

“Okay, are you sure that that’s not your mom?”

“That’s a candy cane,” Malia objected with a radiant smile, though one of her front teeth were missing.

“It’s a giant candy cane, so you’re mom can be hiding behind it,” I stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “Duh.”

“Then let’s check.”

“Malia!” We turned around to see a tall brunette running towards the both of us. Must be her mother. I let go of Malia’s hand.

“Oh my goodness, Malia.” Her mom swooped her up and held her tight. “I was worried sick, where did you run off to?”

“I missed you mommy,” Malia said, holding on to her mom just as tight. “I was scared that I’d never see you again,” she whispered into her mama’s ears.

“Listen to me, Lia.” Her mom set her down and looked her square in the eye. “There is nothing in this world, no ocean wide enough, no mountain range long enough, that could stop me from finding you.” She kissed Malia on the cheek and gave her another hug.

Though the moment was between the two of them, I felt the emotions too. I may not have known my mother for long, but I know that she would’ve done the same for me. Miss you, mom.

“Mrs. Claus, it’s an honor to meet you,” Malia’s mom said with a similar smile as Malia. “I’m Tanya, Malia’s mother.”

“It’s nice to meet you! Your daughter is such a sweetheart.”

“Thank you. And thank you so much for helping her. Is there anyway I can pay you back? Coffee?”

“No worries. Actually, I have to get back to Santa. It was a pleasure to meet the both of you!”

“Bye Mrs. Claus!” I waved at Malia, then began to walk off. In my earshot I heard Malia tell her mother: “Mom, if you didn’t find me it’d be okay because Santa knows where everyone lives so Santa could just take me home!”

She’s not wrong, well, if Santa was real. Natsu couldn’t do anything like that. Speaking of, I walked back to where he was with all the kids. Hopefully it didn’t get too crazy without me being there to watch Natsu-I mean the kids! I totally meant the kids.

“Hey, there she is!” I heard Natsu shout over all the kids. They began to scream, which is how kids show any emotion apparently.

“Yup, hey children! Are you guys having fun?!” I asked with an overly exaggerated chipper tone to fit the role. They screamed again in response. Once the screams died down, Santa began to talk.

“So Mrs. Claus, the kids and I were thinking, it’s not fair that all these kids get to sit on my lap and tell me their Christmas wishes and you don’t.”

Um, Natsu? Where are you going with this? My heart sunk as the smirk grew on his face. He’s not actually gonna make me go up there, right?

“Hey kids, don’t you think Mrs. Claus deserves to make a Christmas wish?” And as expected, they screamed their approval.

Please, God, don’t make me go up there! I’d have to sit on his lap...in front of everyone! My face was getting warm out of embarrassment.

“Come on, Luce,” Natsu cooed from his throne. He looked so smug, I just wanted to slap him. I can’t believe he would do this to me! And these little demons were encouraging him. I’m so screwed.

Reluctantly, I walked to where Natsu was sitting, and sort of sat on his knee. It was the farthest I could sit with it still be technically counted as sitting. My efforts didn’t matter, however, since Natsu just pulled me onto his lap anyway.

“You’re so dead later,” I promised through tears of embarrassment and a fake smile for the kids.

“Worth it while it lasts,” he whispers back.

“So Mrs. Claus, my lovely, beautiful wife, what would you like for Christmas?” Natsu asked me, all the kids waiting for my response. And boy, did I have a good idea.

“Well, you know what I really want for Christmas?” I said with a playful tone. Leaning in so that our noses almost touched, I answered.

“Kids.”

His face visibly sunk. That got rid of his smugness pretty well, if I do say so myself. The kids either oooed or ewwwed. With eyes wide, he mouthed, “You can’t be serious.”

“Bet.” It was my turn to be smug. I hopped off of his lap and turned to face the children. “So kids, is Santa gonna grant all our wishes this Christmas?”

“Yes!” They all screamed in unison.

Natsu got out of the chair. “Guess what kids? Santa isn’t real!” He threw his hat on the floor and booked it out of the building.

I couldn’t stop laughing, though parents were outraged and children were crying. Needless to say, Fairy Tail wasn’t not invited again the next year.

[evakfanficsrecs]

Hello, babes!

Someone nicely asked for a purely Christmas(sy) list, so I shall deliver!  Don’t worry, though, a rec list with all the other fics (Part 16) is coming soon too... it’ll just have a slightly longer delay. That being said, here is a list of all Evak fanfics that I thoroughly enjoyed in the month of December and I want to share with you... I really hope you enjoy these fics just as much as I did! I wish you all a lovely Christmas and a happy reading! 

P.S. Sorry about the crappy, ridiculous banner! (I’ve never claimed to be a Photoshop master, okay.)

As per usual, the list is divided into oneshots, chaptered fics and series. My personal favorites are tagged with a “★”. Completed chaptered fics are tagged with a “✓”.

*

ONESHOTS:

For One Night (It's Christmas) by flowerbedofsouls Summary: Even wants to know what Isak got him for Christmas.

Christmas Surprises by bashfulisak Summary: Isak and Even celebrate Christmas together by going to Even's house for dinner.

sweet hymns of joy by DarkBeauty_890 ★ Summary: Eskild breathes out a breath and his entire being seems to loosen, once he realizes that they were in no real danger. He cocks a hip and shifts the frying pan of bacon, “You call me in here, practically screaming bloody murder… because your boyfriend’s parents were lovely enough to buy your stinky ass something?” Well when he puts it like that Isak supposes it sounds a bit dramatic.

Express Yourself by thestyleofsecrecy Summary: "Can't you just tell me what you got me?" Even laughed – teasing Isak and seeing him so impatient were two of his favorite things. “I appreciate the effort, but no. You'll have to wait and see.” “Ugh, okay. Can I at least kiss you?” “Yeah, alright. That you can do.” * Isak and Even exchange gifts on Christmas day, Even is a sneaky little puppy and Isak listens to Troye Sivan.

fucking finally by theyellowcurtains Summary: It was nearing Christmas and Isak had to do something. He really wanted Even to be in his life forever now. * AKA The one where Isak proposes.

Tis’ The Season To Be Grumpy by EvensDramaticShenanigans ★ Summary: “God dammit, what the fuck!” Isak shouted, his irritation bubbling over completely. “Can’t you watch where you’re fucking going?” He snapped, spinning around to face his new aggressor. “Mr. Elf said a bad word!” Anja cried out, her tone accusatory and berating. Even quickly pressed his hands against Anja’s ears, even though it was a little late for than now. “Jeez,” Even started, giving Isak a pointed look. “Are you supposed to be using that kind of language around children?” He asked, though he didn’t sound mad— more amused than anything, really. Isak scrunched up his face at that. “What would Santa have to say about this?”

but cause he really knows me by ourlovelybones Summary: Even just wants to plan a perfect surprise for Isak, one where it doesn't go quite as planned and one where he thinks he might have gotten it just right.

Just Kids When We Fell In Love by wyoheartsmusic ★ Summary: Isak and Even go to university 3000 km away from each other. Luckily, it's Christmas break and they had the brilliant idea to go on a cabin trip together. Romance ensues.

The best Christmas you've ever had by hannakin Summary: “I don’t hate Christmas,” Isak sighed. “I just don’t like it.” Isak doesn't really like Christmas but Even does and he wants Isak to do too. “I’m going to make this Christmas the best Christmas you have ever had.” he whispered.

Make the Yuletide Gay by Sabeley ★ Summary: Isak has been pining after Even for months. Jonas and Eva decide that a romantic getaway at the cabin is exactly what the two boys need to confess their feelings to each other. Or the one with the Evak/Joneva double date that we all deserve.

helpful magic by everythingislove (narrylife) & puddingandpie Summary: Five times Even uses his magic because of Isak, and the one time he actually tells him about it. * Or: the one where Even is a Santa’s Helper with special Christmas magic abilities, and Isak is a normal human who he's quickly falling for.

Rock Hard Paper Scissors by skamsnake Summary: “Well… we could play Rock-Paper-Scissors for it?” Even says, breaking the kiss. Isak sends him a look of disbelief but soon shrugs in agreement, hoping Even will let him win this time too. He always does. Which is good, because Isak’s not sure his legs work right now.

Under the Mistletoe by evak1isak Summary: Isak has a crush on Eva's best friend, Even, but he's too stubborn to recognize it. With Christmas coming, Eva has a plan to set the two boys up.

Hope by bri_ness Summary: Isak and Even celebrate hope.

Where the Lovelight Gleams by Sabeley ★ Summary: "Are we having phone sex?" Isak sputtered in disbelief and it was so endearing that Even couldn't help but smile."Is that not why you called?" he taunted. "No," Isak snapped. "I called for real sex." "Well, I'm working on getting home, but it's going to be a minute, so... What are you wearing?" "Does it sound like I'm wearing anything? God, you're really bad at this." * Or the one where Even and Isak are stuck at different Christmas parties, but they're determined to have sex anyway.

18 Secret Santa Horror Stories That'll Turn Anyone Into A Grinch by GayaIsANerd Summary: Some secret Santa, some unfortunate google results, a whole lot of complaining and a heart full of gratitude.

It's Not This Life, It's These (Day)dreams by Fxckxxp ★ Summary: Isak is 110% done with Vilde, Sana is on his hit list, and he can’t make Christmas cookies to save his life. Oh, and there’s Even—whose laugh is what Isak notices, whose charm is what makes him fall, and whose kisses are what make him stay. * Or, what might have happened if Kosegruppa had gone a little differently.

(Baby) It's Cold Outside by himmelsky Summary: December is approaching, but Isak isn’t feeling the Christmas spirit. Barista guy, aka Even, wants it differently.

Late December With My Heart In My Chest by LavenderWater ★ Summary: In order to stop his mother's fussing since he left for college, Even tells her he's dating his roomate, Isak. They pretend to be a couple over the holiday weekend to convince his family.

it's going to rain on friday, the twenty-second of december by vesperthine Summary: Isak has tried to tell him that there’s nothing to discuss ( – that mom isn’t well, that dad is a coward, that he just wants to forget everything about family and expected happiness and just leech off of theirs – ) but every time Even has gone quiet and looked down; looked so sad that the conversation has just died. Which he knows is a fatal blow ( – a communicative meltdown – ) that leads to everything that he wants to avoid; screaming and crying that reminds all too much of the things he just wants to forget.

It's a Wonderful Life by kapplebougher Summary: "Think of it as a film, Even," she said, stepping closer. "What I'm about to show you, is one made just for you. Except this time, you are not the director." "You say that like I ever was," he said, more bitterness creeping into his tone than he’d expected. "Oh, you are,” she assured him. “Much more than you would think. But you won't be in this one." "Why not?" "Because in this one, you don't exist."

The Disaster Christmas by Jules1398 Summary: It's now Isak's turn to meet Even's extended family over the week of Christmas.

dance with me by agarina Summary: There's always some room for anxiety. And cheesy Christmas music. And dancing. And kisses.

Maybe what matters is being together by evakuality Summary: It's Isak's first ever anniversary and he can't imagine anything worse than being forced to spend it with his co-workers. Of course, when your anniversary happens to be around Christmas time, sometimes dates collide.

Slowly Starts Sinking In by bri_ness Summary: After a Christmas party, Isak and Eva consider their feelings for their friends.

i can't pretend (guess that's love) by wyoheartsmusic ★ Summary: Even is tired of watching his friends kiss. So is Isak. The plan? Add more kissing to the mix to get them to stop kissing. Foolproof. Right?

twelve by kittpurrson ★ Summary: Just because it's Christmas, and at Christmas you tell the truth. Isak is afraid of messing up and Even is afraid of overstaying his welcome. Magnus doesn't know what Vilde wants, and Vilde doesn't know how to want. Eva and Jonas are stuck in the ghost of Christmas past, and nobody knows what the hell they're doing. But it's Christmas, so they muddle through it together.

You Forgot Cranberries Too? by ultimatelawrence Summary: "Isak was a romantic deep down in his heart. A fact he never let anyone know. But a fact that was there and seemed to be exacerbated by the festive season." * 4 Christmas Eve's in which Isak sees Even. 4 Christmas Eve's to get it right.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by colazitron Summary: Even knows Isak's a bit nervous about visiting his mother for Christmas, so he tries to lighten the mood with a joke.

Ready to Jingle Your Bells by EvensDramaticShenanigans Summary: It was truly a testament to how drunk Isak was when rather than vehemently denying the request or furiously shaking his head and pushing everyone away, he set his glass down and determinately rose to his feet. And there was also the fact that Isak— sober or drunk— was never one to turn away from any sort of challenge, and Mikael’s wording certainly posed this as one. (Of course, there was also the fact that Even did sing him a song, and what kind of a boyfriend would he be if he didn’t serenade Even right back?)

Mistletoe and Type O Negative by riyku Summary: Isak Valtersen: vampire hunter. Kinda has a nice ring to it.

Bundle Up Tight! Flurries Tonight by EvensDramaticShenanigans Summary: Isak obliged and snatched up the first coat of his that his eyes landed on. It was more of a windbreaker than it was a real jacket, and Even quickly pointed that out. “If you wear that you're going to freeze, Is.” “It’s not that cold out, Even. Anyways we’re just walking to the tram stop, we’re not going to be outside very long.”

CHAPTERED:

My Very Personal Ski Trainer by Crazyheart ✓ Summary: This is before Christmas 2016. Even never transferred to Nissen, so he’s doing his last year at Bakka. He has just broken up with Sonja and is recovering from a manic and depressive episode. Sana has invited Even and her other friends to a Holiday cabin trip, and Even needs to get in shape so that he can beat his buddies in Sana’s planned ski race. He tries out a personal ski trainer app and meets the hot ski trainer Isak Valtersen. Even struggles to focus only on the training. On the cabin trip, when Even arrives early, a surprise guest turns up and a snowstorm threatens to snow them both in. Who knows what happens next? * A different meeting AU and sort of a 4 + 1 (Four times Isak and Even don’t talk for real, and one time they do).

It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas by Teatrolley ★ ✓ Summary: So, here’s the thing:Isak moves out of his parent’s house when he’s sixteen and it’s fine, really, most of the time it’s fine. It’s just Decembers. Goddamn Decembers. They’re not exactly his favourite time of the year. This time, though: this time he think there’s someone who has it worse than he does. On the first of December that year, Even moves in.

I Just Want You For My Own by Twinklylightseverywhere ✓ Summary: Even loves the holidays, really. He loves spending time with his friends and family, drinking hot chocolate by the fire, exchanging gifts, the like. He loves leaving his apartment to see snow falling from the sky, children’s eyes lit up in excitement, and the general busy bustle of downtown Oslo in December. You know what he doesn’t love about Christmas time? Working in a fucking Post Office.

(I’ll give it to) Someone Special by nofeartina ✓ Summary: Isak Valtersen is certain of a few things: 1. He doesn’t really like Christmas. 2. He loves Even – as a friend.  3. He doesn’t want things to change between them. So that’s why he offers to play Even’s boyfriend on a visit to Even’s homophobic family. And then he realizes a few other things.  4. He’s surprised by how perfect a fake boyfriend Even is. 5. Okay. Maybe, Isak is starting to love Even as more than a friend. * Or the one where Isak is oblivious to Even’s true feelings about him, but fortunately it only takes the Christmas holidays to change that.

A Thrill of Hope by mlbee ✓ Summary: “Yes,” Even breathed before pulling Isak in for another kiss. He pulled away and murmured, “This is so weird. I’m kissing a total stranger.” “Really?” Isak asked. “I do it all the time.” * The Holiday AU.

A Grump for Christmas by Schedazzle Summary: Apparently he wasn't as great at hiding his emotions, because as he hastily wiped the table someone behind him said, “Why do you always frown when that one comes on?” Isak looked over his shoulder to where that deep voice had come from. Even. There was a fluttering in his stomach every time his coworker unexpectedly starting talking to him. He rolled his eyes. “It means the CD starts back up again.” Even who had been smiling at him grinned at that and chuckled. “You’re a Grinch.” * OR: The Fake Dating holiday fic where they both get to save each other a little bit.

SERIES:

santa, baby by empty_venom    Summary: Isak's never been good at gifts. This year though, he has something special for Even.

–A

[msawesomeiscool]

Homestuck Secret Santa Fanfic

This is my gift for @moonpaw​. I was really happy that I was able to participate in @homestuckss​ this year. I’ve haven’t written a fic in years, nor have I written DaveKat before. *Ding Dong* Dave rushes to the door knowing exactly who it is. He flings the door open and immediately hugs Karkat. “Happy motherfuck 12th Perigee Kar” “Merry fucking Christmas Dave”Karkat came around because they were heading to a combined human and troll Christmas/12th Perigee party being hosted by Kanaya and Rose. “So, what movies did you bring for us to watch?” “Well, we don’t really have any movies that properly portray the spirit of 12th Perigee, so I researched some of the best Christmas movies. I brought Die Hard, Elf, It’s a Wonderful Life and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. So, which one do you wanna watch first?” “Awesome, I have plenty of snacks for us to eat while we watch them, but I still need to wrap my presents for our friends, like seriously, the only one that I’ve wrapped is my secret Santa present, and since I’ve seen How the Grinch Stole Christmas like a bajillion times, you can watch that while I wrap them.” “Hang on, if you still have presents to wrap, why don’t I help you? I’m brilliant at wrapping presents.” “Nah Kar, I want you to enjoy the movies, and if you help me with the presents, then we won’t have time to watch them all, and anyway, like I said, I’ve already watched The Grinch so many times that I’ve memorised the entire movie. Just go and watch and I’ll be finished in about a half hour.” “Not going to happen, I came here to watch movies WITH you, so I’ll just help you for a bit and I can watch the movie back at my hive later on.” “Fine, but you’d better be as good as you say you are, otherwise I’m just going to take over.” They head into the kitchen where there is wrapping paper, bags and tissue paper strewn everywhere, there’s a bow sitting on top of a random smuppet and a tower of boxes that looks like it could fall at any moment. A pile of unwrapped gifts is in the corner and there are tags somewhere within the giant mess. “Dave, what the fuck?” “What?” “How are you able to work in this mess?”“What mess? The house is always like this. I see nothing wrong with it.” “Right, okay, anyway, I’ll help you. What’s the first gift?” “It’s a gift set from Sephora for Rose.”“Right, so for that I was thinking maybe some of that black and white wrapping paper, with a nice silver bow and ribbon, and a ” “Um, we actually don’t have any ribbon” “Well why the fuck not? I suppose it can work without the ribbon, but you really should get some next year.” “Okay cool” Dave starts to wrap the present, but begins using way too much wrapping paper. “Hold up Dave, let me show you how to do this properly.” Karkat takes the present and wraps it in a way which you would only see on a youtube video of a Japanese retail worker. He then adds the bow on top and a nice gift tag with a reindeer on it. “Holy shit Kar, how did you do that?” “I’ve had a lot of practice wrapping presents. Everyone always comes to me to wrap their gifts for them.” “Wow, I didn’t know that you were good at wrapping presents” “It's just because I pay attention to all the little details, like getting the creases right up against the side of the box. Anyway, what’s the next present to wrap?”“It’s an ugly Christmas sweater with Nicholas Cage’s face on it for John.” “Okay, pass me that cardboard box with the snowman on it and the snowman wrapping paper, as well as a red bow.” Karkat repeats the process while he and Dave talk and laugh. Eventually all the gifts are wrapped and Dave and Karkat start watching the movies. Once, they’ve watched all the movies, they begin to get ready for the party. They both chuck on their best festive wear and pile all the gifts into Dave’s car. It’s only a 10 minute drive to Rose’s, so they don’t talk all that much on the way there. When they arrive, both Rose and Kanaya come and greet them at the door and help carry the gifts into the living room where they get placed under the Christmas tree. Everyone starts talking and drinking eggnog, faygo, and hot chocolate whilst eating gingerbread, candy canes, and some sort of festive alternian food, which Dave actually quite likes. Christmas music, carols and non-carols. Eventually it becomes time for the gift exchange, including secret Santa. Dave begins handing out his gifts for everyone and then finally his extra gift for his secret Santa, who was actually Karkat. Dave had gotten Karkat a 12-month subscription for Netflix, since apparently the trolls didn’t have anything like Alternia.“Dave, thanks, I love it, but haven’t you gone way over the price we set?” “Oh, yeah, but I always take the “limit” as a bit more of a suggestion, especially if my partner at the time, in this case, you Kar, is the person that I receive.”“Seriously Dave, we set the limit for a reason!” John exclaimed.“It’s fine John, we’ll let it go, but only because both our holidays land together this year and sweep.” Kanaya calmly said.Everyone finishes handing out their gifts, and then goes back to dancing and having fun. Karkat and Dave eventually have to leave, so they say goodbye to all their friends and jump into Dave’s car and drives back to Dave’s place. “Dave, I truly do love your secret Santa for me.” “I’m glad. Hey, I actually have another gift for you, I just didn’t want to give it to you in front of everyone. It’s just in my room, so when we get home, I’ll give it to you.” As soon as they got back to Dave’s place, Dave rushed up to his room and brought down a beautifully wrapped box which had ribbon and a bow on it as well. “I thought you sucked at wrapping, and that you didn’t have any ribbon.” “Well, when I said that, I meant that we didn’t have any ribbon left, since I used it all for this gift.” Karkat excitedly tears through the paper, and inside the box is a stack of movie snacks and a copy of the Polar Express. “So, do you wanna snuggle up close tonight and watch this while eating the snacks?” Dave asked. “I thought you’d never ask.” That night, both Karkat and Dave enjoyed the movie, however Dave had to explain a couple of things to Karkat that he didn’t fully understand about the human traditions of Christmas. Towards the end of the movie, Karkat fell asleep in Dave’s arms and they ended up just sleeping on the couch that night. Thanks for reading. I hope you liked it. Have a very merry Christmas, a happy 12th Perigee, and a fantastic new year.

[dontshootmespence]

Never Enough Cookies

A/N: Day 2 of my 25 Days of BAU Christmas. This one is a Spencer x Reader where they are neighbors (across the street), have always crushed on one another, and this Christmas the reader has baked way too many Christmas cookies, so she decided to walk across the hall and off some to Spencer.

Your neighbor’s two favorite holidays were Halloween and Christmas. They seemed to be the only ones he celebrated, because they were the only times of year he decorated his windows with little decals. 

Just last year, before Christmas, was when you’d moved in. You remembered the cute, pudgy snowman decals and the lights of the Christmas tree, complete with Doctor Who Tardis Tree Topper, staring at you through the window. You also remembered blushing furiously when he caught you staring for too long, giving him a short wave before ducking back into your apartment.

His name was Spencer Reid; he worked for the FBI, didn’t have any pets, no siblings either, just one mother, who had some kind of medical problem that kept them apart more than he liked to admit. But that was all you knew about him. Well that and the fact that whenever you were around him, you got all fuzzy inside. The heat would spread across your face and you’d stutter over your words. He on the other hand - Spencer would shuffle his feet against the floor, and start blurting out random facts, probably from nervousness. Because he liked you too...right? That’s what you thought at least. 

Now it was Christmas time again, and once again the decals went up in his window. Your interactions with him because more comfortable and fluid, but neither of you seemed to be able to work up the courage to ask the other out. One of these days it would happen. It would. You were sure of it.

As you turned around to take in the glory of your apartment, you couldn’t help but be proud of your decorations. It look like Christmas threw up in here - and it was great. On the shelf above your electric fireplace, sat an Elf on the Shelf, as well as Frosty, Santa and Grinch dolls. The Island of Misfit Toys from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer also sat nearby, on the small table next to the TV. All year round, you would have lights of some sort strung up on the walls. Most recently, they were Deadpool lights - a total impulse buy - but now they were multicolored lights that matched the ones on your tree. It was a geeky tree, complete with ornaments from all the different movies and television shows you enjoyed, but unlike Spencer, who topped it with Doctor Who geekery, your tree was topped with the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter; the tree was a hufflepuff, you were sure of it.

With a smile on your face, you skipped across the hardwood floor and into the kitchen, lighting a gingerbread scented candle and pulling out all the ingredients you’d need for your traditional holiday cookies - peppermint patties-stuffed chocolate cookies. They were fucking divine.

For hours, you sang along to Christmas songs, baking to your heart’s content. Everyone you knew was getting cookies this year. 

Spencer couldn’t help but giggle to himself as Y/N danced her way across her apartment. He was 99% sure that she had no idea he’d noticed her. But how could he not?

Her smile lit up the room. She had a Sorting Hat on top of her Christmas tree. She was pretty and kind, and from what little he knew, smart too. 

Since she’d moved in last year, he’d wanted to ask her out, but every time he tried to open his mouth, he heard himself say something completely stupid, so he’d never built up the ability to say anything. He could see by the look of her apartment that she’d been decorating, and each time she emerged from her kitchen, she had a little more flour or sugar on her, so he assumed she was doing some holiday baking. 

Year after year, he spent his Christmas alone. Occasionally, he would be able to visit his mother, but the holidays for some reason, were kind to her in regards to her illness, so more often than not they made do with a phone call rather than a visit. He was tired of spending the holidays alone. Maybe the next time he passed Y/N he’d work up the courage to ask her out.

After what felt like days, but was actually only hours of baking, you were finally finished. There were enough cookies for your boss and co-workers that you needed to give something but didn’t feel like spending any money on, as well as the mailman and your pizza delivery guy...what? You were on a first name basis and the boy looked like he needed to eat; what college kid didn’t appreciate free food?

You also had enough to feed the entire block. You’d made way too many. Looking at the mound of delicious smelling chocolatey peppermint concoctions, you wondered whether Spencer liked the combination. Maybe he’d want some cookies?

You packaged up what you’d be bringing to everyone you’d already intended to and then gathered up a plate for Spencer before pulling on your coat and traveling across the street.

Knock, knock.

“Hello?” You heard him say. “Who’s there?”

“It’s Y/N. From across the street.” He was there in seconds with a smile on his face.

“Y/N,” he stuttered. “It’s nice to see you. What’s this?”

“Do you like chocolate and peppermint? I made enough cookies to feed a small army. Just a few too many. And I figured you’d like some. Love the Christmas tree topper by the way.” You needed to stop. You were rambling. Shut up, brain.

Spencer just chuckled and opened the door a little wider. “I-I love chocolate and peppermint...do you want to come in?”

Taking his invitation, you walked into the apartment and handed him the plate of cookies, listening as he crumpled up the tinfoil and took a bite. His mumble of approval was your soundtrack as you took in his apartment from a new perspective. Christmas threw up in his place too. But something about it was even more magical. It could’ve been its newness to you, or maybe it was the placement of the lights. Knowing him, he had them perfectly mathematically placed for the most magic possible. “Y/N, these are delicious.” His mouth was full, but you knew what he said anyway. “Where did you get this recipe?”

“Just online. I started making them a couple years ago and they’ve been a hit with everyone I’ve ever known.”

Without realizing it, the two of you fell into easy conversation, only noticing the time when Spencer’s watch went off two hours after you’d walked into the apartment. Casually, he strolled over to the kitchen and counter and took some pills - you were assuming that was what the alarm was for - and started blushing. “Ummm...Y/N, I-I-I don’t know if this is too straight-forward or out of the blue. I’m hoping it’s not. But if it is I’m sorry...would you maybe want to go out to dinner with me?”

The smile spread across your face; you could feel your cheeks heating up. Instead of saying anything, you walked into the kitchen and got up on your tiptoes to place a kiss on his cheek. “I’d love that Spencer. Would you want to go now? I’m starving.”

“Me too,” he laughed. “I’m saving these cookies for later.”

Though you’d been having a good time talking before, his smile seemed even more natural now. He pulled on his coat and picked up yours, holding it out for you to step into. Such a gentleman. “I still can’t believe I made so many. Next year, I’ll have to remember so I don’t make too many.”

“I’m firmly of the belief that there are never enough cookies. Case in point, if you hadn’t made more than you needed, we may not be here right now.” Spencer stopped in the doorway and turned to face you. You were both grinning like idiots. 

Then out of nowhere, he dipped his head to take your lips in a more heated, yet still sweet kiss. “Sorry, I just...I’ve been wanting to do that since you moved in.”

“Me too. You’re right. There are never enough cookies.”

@unstoppableangel8 @coveofmemories @iammostdefinitelyonfire26 @jamiemelyn @sexualemobitch @rmmalta @lukeassmanalvez @reddie-for-mileven @hogwarts-konoha @original-criminal-fanfics @sassygeek77 @rt8815 @amarislestrange @sarahkay-19 @bagelsofdoom @xxfeelmylovexx @psychoticantisepticeye @emllyprentiss @dsgirl4987 @captainreid @teatimewithtiya @queenanneslace4 @the-awesome-one-with-pigtails @tippy06 @ultrarebelheart

[babyleclerc]

Mimi’s 1K+ story a day! {Challenge}

For those of you that are newer to me & my blog - I’ve had this blog for seven years (!!!), but just began bringing it back a few weeks ago. Since I began posting Tom/Seb fics over the past few weeks, I’ve gained over 700+ of you, breaking me well into the thousand follower mark, and I would like to say THANK YOU!

As a way of thanks, and also for some more inspiration :), I’d like to give back to you guys by posting one fanfiction a day during the week of Christmas. I’m starting this now because I want enough time to both accept requests & also to write!

Details are below, hit up my askbox or this post with questions!!

DETAILS:

From December 19th through December 25th, I will be posting one fanfic story a day, totaling in seven stories for the week.

The last day for requests is Friday, December 15th.

This is seriously all for YOU GUYS! My wonderful followers. :) Please, please make requests, as I’m doing this for you! Don’t be shy!

For examples of my previous fics and/or to get ideas, see my masterlist here. (Honesty Hour part II is already in the making, so no need to request that).

RULES:

You can make as many requests as you like.

The last day to make a request is Friday, December 15th.

All requests MUST be made through my ask box. Do not comment on this post or another one of my fics with a request, it will be too hard to track and will not be counted.

I will not confirm or deny your fic request once you have made it, so don’t think I’m ignoring you! I want it to be a surprise which prompts I take - plus, it’ll be more fun that way. :)

I, under no circumstances, write fics with themes of rape.

I do write smut, but do not participate in writing dom/sub relationships. I think that those relationships are very unique and take a lot of love, respect, and care, that, as a writer, I don’t feel like I would be able to do justice. There are lots of amazing other writers on this site that do that if that’s what you’re looking for!

Given that it’s the week of Christmas, I would like some wintery/Christmas themes & prompts! I know they’re cliche, but they’re so fun. :) So don’t be surprised if the 24th is a Christmas Eve fic and the 25th is a Christmas Day fic ;). I’ll still need prompts for them, though, so check out the masterlist below!

Mimi (me!) must write seven stories, and they must be from requests. All other inspiration will just be considered extra content ;) Otherwise all of the seven fics must come from your requests!

Obviously there are many of you, and only one of me. :) So it will be naturally impossible for me to complete every single request that I get. BUT, if your request doesn’t get completed during my challenge week, just please message me or follow-up with me and I will do my best to write it afterwards!

PAIRINGS (x Reader):

Tom Hiddleston (lol obviously)

Chris Evans

Sebastian Stan

(I’m also open to writing all of the MCU folks in a group setting, but those three are the ones that I will write specific x reader/imagine stories for.)

THEMES:

Fluff/Angst/Smut/Best!Friends/Enemies. You name it, I’ll take a stab at writing it. :)

PROMPTS & WRITING IDEAS:

See below for a massive list of prompts and writing ideas. Of course, these are just suggestions - if you have a different request, send away! If you do pick a prompt, just please be specific as to which one.

Holiday Prompts (not mine, these belong to @theo-stilinski!):

“It’s almost midnight!”

“Yeah, uh, alcohol doesn’t go in hot chocolate.”

“FINE. You can put the topper on the tree.”

“It’s snowing!”

“That’s not how Santa Claus works…”

“Christmas doesn’t have to be about family, ya know?”

“Awwww look at my little elf.”

“You can be Santa’s helper.”

“How did you manage to the burn the cookies?”

“Why does the house smell like a cinnamon roll threw up?”

“Okay, but hear me out, these ornaments are way better.” -“They don’t even match.”

“You’re covered in flour.”

“Ho ho ho, bitch.”

“My gingerbread house is prettier than yours.”

“If you throw a snowball at my face so help me.”

“Christmas is lame.” -“You’re lame! You, you, you grinch!” -“Oh. Ow.”

“Open your present!”

“Wanna get shit-faced instead?”

“Why is there mistletoe everywhere?”

“So, I didn’t actually get you anything.”

“I’m still sad you won’t be home for Christmas.”

“Holy shit, you know Santa!”

“Aren’t you afraid of setting the house on fire with all the lights?”

“I hope you break your ass on that ice.”

“Wait, no one got you anything?”

“Oh, were those cookies for Santa?” -“Yes!” -“Well, what’re you gonna do about it?”

“Are you trying to find your present?”

“Oh my gosh, actual reindeer!”

“Not on Christmas.”

“We’re kind of tangled in lights.”

“So, we’re kind of snowed in.”

“I thought candy canes were supposed to be hung on trees? Not popcorn…”

“Don’t make me pour my hot chocolate over your head.”

“How much tape did you use?!”

“It looks like the North Pole threw up.”

“Are you sure it’s illegal to kill carolers?”

“You didn’t think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“Why is the floor covered in tinsel?”

“Wait. We’re really doing Secret Santa?”

“I told you you were going to get sick if you stayed in the snow all day.”

“Does that stocking have my name on it?”

“And now the power’s out.”

“Hey, um, why is the bottom of the tree decorated and not the top?”

“You’ve never had a New Year’s kiss?”

“You’re kind of cute when you look like Rudolph.” -“The reindeer?” -“No, my dentist. Yes, the reindeer.”

More Prompts (courtesy of @writersblockbecomesunblocked):

“Would You stop eating all the popcorn? It’s supposed to go on the tree!” “But I’m hungry!”

“So….. you wanna….hot chocolate and chill?” “If you ask me that one more time, I will dump hot chocolate on you.”

“How much eggnog have you had tonight?” “A f-few glassesss, why?” “Because I’m prettyyyy sure it’s spiked.”

“My mom got me that ornament! Stop breaking them!” “It’s not like I’m trying to break them.”

“We aren’t going to have anything left to build the house with if you keep eating all the gingerbread.”

“You’re making a mess.” “Shut up and pass me the tape.” “There’s more tape on that present than wrapping paper.”

“Why doesn’t our place look as good as that?” “Do you know how high our electricity bill would be? Christmas lights are expensive.”

“Can we please watch something else? This is the 4th time today we’ve watched elf. And it’s November 1st.”

“Are you sure your family can eat that many cookies?” “What? No. These are just for us!”

“You know, the idea of Santa Claus is pretty messed up. It’s a fat man who breaks into your house with presents made by tiny people who know if you’re bad or good. How do they know?” “You’re ruining Christmas for me. Stop.”

More Holiday AUs (credit to @berrybird):

we’re going ice skating for the first time this year and it’s pretty obvious that you’re secretly an olympic figure skater or something how the hell are you so graceful you’re literally twirling around on one foot on a frictionless surface and i can barely make a left turn

what no i totally have no idea how mistletoe got under every doorway in our house… *cough cough* …but since it’s there we should really honor the tradition right

STOP TRYING TO PUT CANDLES ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE YOU DUMB FUCK, I DON’T CARE ABOUT HOW AESTHETICALLY PLEASING IT IS TREES ARE FLAMMABLE

we’ve been just cuddling here watching movies for like six hours and this is officially the most cozy and comfortable we’ve ever been so we’re not getting up until new year’s

yes you look like a movie star with your tinsel boa but the i think it suits me better so ha

i love you but your christmas ornaments are weird we’re not putting those on the tree

you put a santa hat on my head this morning and i thought i took it off but it turns out i didn’t so i’ve been walking around all day wearing a santa hat i hate you

yes i know it’s almost christmas no that doesn’t mean you should watch every movie with snow in it seriously i can hear you singing along to love is an open door in front of my room and this needs to stop

i didn’t know that this holiday party was a dress-up thing and when i came to get you, you answered the door in your full-on GRINCH COSTUME and i almost had a fucking heart attack

you’re jewish so we’re celebrating hanukkah and most of this stuff is really new to me so you’re teaching me how to say the names of everything and so far all i can pronounc is menorah

you’re gonna fall off the roof if you try hanging lights with that ladder

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S EIGHT DAYS OF HANUKKAH yeah i know we have the 12 days of christmas song BUT IT’S JUST A SONG

come cuddle with me there’s this movie called “love actually” and it looks really cute i wanna watch it (a few hours later) W H Y

you asked me what i wanted for christmas and i was feeling really sarcastic so i said “a unicorn” and you actually went out and got me a stuffed unicorn i hate you so much but actually it’s really cute and i might sort of love it

i already told you i don’t like ugly christmas sweater parties because everyone just wears one that’s vaguely cute anyways so what’s the point and wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I’VE ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN A SWEATER THAT UGLY WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S PART OF A MATCHING SET

we spent christmas with my family and now we’re going to spend kwanzaa with your family we’re gonna need a vacation after all this

let’s go walk around and look at all the lights and stuff

stop eating the popcorn you little shit, i can’t make caramel popcorn balls with just caramel

i’m making christmas cookies sTOP SNEAKING IN HERE TO EAT THE DOUGH OR I’LL SMACK YOU WITH A SPOON

if you try stealing the whipped cream off of my hot chocolate again i swear i will stab you with a candy cane

it’s new years’ eve and i am so determined to kiss you when the ball drops

you know i think getting engaged on chrismas it’s the most cliche thing ever but you fucking proposed anyway

^ but you proposed in the most amazing unexpected way and i’m actually getting really emotional about it aND I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING SHUT UP)