#the fact that they really tried to make us believe this queen was straight his entire life is unreal

[klausysworld]

Could you do another part of my queen where the Scooby-Doo gang kidnaps y/n thinking she is just a random normal wolf that Klaus cares about like a pet, but then Bonnie finds out what she is and so they try to use her against Klaus with the help of Esther so they turn her into a human?

My Queen PT2

PT1

Since realising I was the wolf that saved him so many times a thousand years ago, Klaus had become much more eager to spend time with me. He seemed to believe he needed to take care of me, as though he owed it to me because of how I watched over him in the past.

He began to leave steaks outside my den and often tried to bring me into his house but I always refused him. He was the kind of person to not let me leave.

I was a wolf, not a pet dog.

And he became very aware of that when I bit his wrist so hard he nearly cried after he attempted to put a collar on him.

His siblings found the situation bizarre and I don’t blame them. Elijah often sighed when Niklaus tried to lure me into the house.

It seemed the Mikaelsons weren’t the only people who thought me to be a pet.

Salvatores, Gilberts, Forbes and Bennetts did too.

So much so that they had caged me and belittled me. They mocked and tormented me while I paced back and forth thinking of a way to get past. I could force my way out, break the bars and bite them all but I had so much wolves bane in my system that I probably wouldn’t get very far at all.

Besides the stupid witch was doing tests on me which weakened me by the minute and the vampires had buckets of wolfs bane mixed water ready to drown me in if I stepped out of line. Which I figured out wasn’t a bluff when I attempted to bite their precious human.

I remained as calm as I could for as long as I could. In fact I only really became more aggressive when a scarred Esther showed up with an arrogant Finn at her side.

She and Bonnie conversed and before I knew it my entire body was screaming at me in absolute agony.

It was as though my blood was on fine and burning me from the inside out, my limbs all bent the wrong ways and my spine snapped out of place.

I forced myself to my paws on shaky legs and began to bolt, I weaved past the witches. The others had left assuming it would take longer for the spell to take place.

I could hear them yelling and my teeth sunk into Finn’s leg when he lunged forward to grab me making him topple over to the ground and his in pain.

Everything hurt as I dashed through the streets alarming the locals and causing havoc and disaster as cars began to crash and people screamed. My senses were going haywire as my insides were stabbed at.

My body became off balanced as my back legs become longer than my front. I rolled forward and my paws fingers got tangled in my fur hair. My yelp sounded softer than usual and my breathing was heavier. I laid still on the ground for a moment when I saw two arms infront of me. I could feel my heart beating faster and I could feel my skin touching my skin. My fingers twitched and I lifted my hand in horror. I rolled onto my back and with far too much effort, pushed myself up with the palms of my hands.

What the fuck.

I looked down with wide eyes and my lips parted when I poked at my knees, I stretched my toes out with a look of disbelief on my face and hesitantly reached up to touch my nose. My teeth were blunt and and my snout was nonexistent and neither were my whiskers. I could hear my breathing quickening as I frantically looked at my new body.

My hair kept falling infront of my vision, it was as white as my fur but much longer and messier. I had little to no fur hair on the rest of my body making me feel weird as I slowly stood up. I grimaced at the feel of dirt and sticks against my feet, they hurt much more than when it was against my paws. I took a step forward only to return straight back to the ground due to leaning too far forward and having to push myself back up. I got onto my hands and knees before dragging myself to a nearby tree and pulling myself up.

This is not fun.

I basically hobbled through the woods, every step caused a horrible sting in the bases of my feet and the bark of the trees scratched my hands and my breasts if I got too close which hurt much more than I had thought. Thankfully the sky was getting darker so people shouldn’t be around. Stupid hikers and campers.

Thankfully only one guy saw me and he was clearly not in the right mind as he just gave me a thumbs up and walked off with a low whistle.

This would be the only time I am grateful for Klaus bringing me to his home so often because now I had memorised all of the ways there. It took way too long to get here but I made it.

I stared at the door blankly and hit my hands against it harshly making me wince as the sting that spread over my palms and pads of my fingers.

I heard a loud grumbling and a string of curses from Niklaus before the door opened making me stumble slightly as some of my weight had been against it. I fell against his chest and his arms circled me instantly.

God inside here was warm. It was absolutely fucking freezing without my fur and his body radiated heat like an open flame would.

His throat cleared but I didn’t look up at him, only stayed against him somewhat awkwardly, not really knowing what to do in this position. I heard footsteps and turned my head to see Elijah with a frown on his face

“Niklaus…why on earth are you hugging a naked girl in the middle of the night?” He asked getting nearer. His eyes locked on mine before glancing at my hair and back to my eyes again, his brows raised and he cleared his throat before turning his head and walking over out of my sight line. He returned within a second and a soft material was brought over my shoulders. I was guided away from Niklaus’s arms.

“You didn’t let anyone know that your little friend here could turn human” Elijah muttered quietly but not quietly enough apparently.

Klaus looked at me with wide eyes and an open mouth as his hand reached out in front of my face making me bare my teeth. His brows furrowed and I frowned before realising I didn’t exactly look very threatening like this.

“I wasn’t aware either” he whispered as his eyes dragged down my body making me pull the blanket around me and give him a dirty look. He blinked at me before apologising breathlessly and looking to Elijah in utter confusion.

He turned back to me with a hesitant look on his face, “my Queen…how long have you been human?” He asked, his tone almost nervous as he stared at me.

“For gods sake you two, look at her, clearly not very long” Rebekah’s voice came from my right before she was right beside me. “Come on flower, let’s get you washed and dried” she told me, her hands grabbed my arms and she pulled me along. I had not idea what to do. I didn’t know how to talk and I wasn’t able to just bite any of them. My cuts weren’t healing and I felt uncomfortable with everything about me.

My eyes widened at the stair case and my head shook quickly. “Come on, it’s okay” she tried as her hand pulled at mine, she tugged harder and my claws nails dug into her wrist and she let go with a curse. “Why you little-“

“Rebekah! Leave her be” Klaus growled before I felt his hand in my hip making me shift “it’s alright sweetheart, I’m going to lift you and take you up okay? We’ll figure this all out as soon as possible” I said nothing only stiffened and looked at him as I was carried up the stairs, one of his arms went under the back of my knees and the other against my back. I kept as still as I could until I was carefully put back down on my feet.

I looked around in confusion at the cold floors and shiny walls. My eyes widened and I stepped back when water began to blast against a big glass box.

“In you go love, into the shower” he directed while pushing me forward, the blanket was taken from me and I was under the hot water. I looked to him in slight betrayal and he gave a faint smile. I looked at him helplessly until he sighed and pushed his pants down and stepped in behind me. “Alright my Queen, everything’s gonna be okay, I’ll get you all clean and we can get some rest. I’ll get a witch out to help”

I tensed when he mentioned a witch but he didn’t comment on it and instead brought his fingers into my hair while the water poured over it and foamy soap fell to the base of the shower. His hands slid down my back and to my hips making me swallow thickly and turn around to look up at him. He was much taller in human form compared to our wolves.

I had seen Niklaus without any clothes many times after he turned but never had my body reacted the way it was now. Everything felt much hotter and my lower abdomen tingled. I looked up to see his brows risen as his head tilted to the side with a growing smirk on his lips

“Well you certainly are different like this aren’t you?” He hummed making me growl quietly in my throat though it sounded much softer than I had hoped and he chuckled. “Not quite the same affect hm?” His hand cupped my face and his thumb rubbed over my lower lip making my brows furrow “not so strong now are we little wolf?” He cooed at me like I was a child’s, so I did the only logical thing I could think of and bit his thumb.

He hissed and snatched his hand away making me see my opening and rush out of the shower, I was dripping wet as I ran out the bathroom and through his room only for him to appear directly infront of me at the doorway. I let out an ‘mph’ as I knocked into him and winced at the impact against my breasts.

I shoved at his chest but was lifted up and tossed onto his bed making me yelp. In a flash he was back on top of me and my face was heating up significantly as his naked body pressed to mine. My body reacted on its own to him and I was starting to get annoyed with myself. “You need to calm down love” he whispered lowly and a delightful sensation ran along my spine. My breathing picked up and my thighs squeezed together. His fingers brushed over my cheek and he gently kissed the corner of my mouth. “I shouldn’t have belittled you, I got carried away with how adorable you are as a human” he murmured and I let out a breath. “I never expected you to be human my queen, I didn’t think about how desirable you’d look” he whispered “but you’re all confused at the moment and clearly been through something so for now, I will get you something to cover up your stunning body so that I don’t pounce on you…again” he smiled and I gave a weak one in response.

With much reluctance he got me into a shirt and underwear, him self in a similar state and beckoned me over to his side of the bed. I shuffled closer and he brought an arm around me, my nose pressed to his chest and i breathed in his scent. He didn’t smell as strong without my wolf nose but he still smelt nice.

His hand stroked the back of my head pleasantly and I sunk into the bed, being a human wasn’t awful per say but I sure as hell hoped that those stupid witches burned for it.

[number1rizgukgakstan]

FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR FINALE PART 2 LIVEBLOG: SPOILERS AHEAD

ITS GAME TIME BABY! :D I'm so ready for this. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Spoilers Under The Cut!

GOD their outfits are so fucking cool. I love their bullying of Brennan. it's so great I love it. I CANT BELIEVE THEY DIDNT TELL HIM thats so funny.

"I spent 217 dollars at Hot Topic" Real for that Siobhan.

I would have KILLED for Brennan in Emo Kid Clothes but alas. Some other time.

FABIAN'S ABOUT TO DO THE COOLEST FUCKING THING :DDD

MIRRORS??? MIRRORS?? ROMAENCE PARTNER APPEARANCE MAYBE??? MAYBE??? MAYBE??? It'd be so funny

That dice span for SO FUCKING LONG oh my god. The dice are FEELING IT today.

Fabian pushing Jace into the lava is maybe the funniest use of Brennan's own fucking encounter design against him. I love it.

18 D10???? EIGHTEEN??? INSANE.

"I served Rueben up a plate of redemption arc and he fucking cast a ninth level spell on it" is great.

"AHHH I SHOULD HAVE STUDIED A LITTLE BIT" beautiful final words for the duplicate

Ohhhh Jace is being HIVE-MINDED. He's just a minion. Damn.

WAIT. SO ONCE THE RAGESTARS ARE GONE, THEY COULD PROBABLY BE SAVED RIGHT??? Ratgrinders might get to go away, maybe?

Oh god if Kristen gets rage-starred they're seriously fucked,,, thank god it didn't happen.

MAZEY NOOOOOOOO.

"I mean I don't Hate it" NOT THE TIME FABIAN

They're already two people down [sobs]

OH MY GOD PORTER REALLY FUCKING HATES GORGUG HOLY SHIT. He's so fucking scary actually.

Oh god I'm so worried ANKARNA NOOOOOO

RIZ'S FUCKING PLAN IS INSANE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Murph the GENIUS YOU ARE. The fact that it did ONE HUNDRED AND SIX DAMAGE is absurd.

"VERY GOOD ON PAPER BUT NO PRACTICAL APPLICATION" OUCH!

SHE'S NOT EVEN RAGE-STARRED??? SHE WAS DOING THIS WILLINGLY?? HOLY SHIT MOST COMPELLING VILLAIN EVER. SHE REALLY IS JUST THAT FULL OF HATE. #1 HATER. I LOVE IT.

Mary-Ann CHOOSING to take the damage is absurd. We stan a dedicated queen.

Oh god three people down is worrying. I'm sure they'll pull through.

ANOTHER CLUTCH SCATTER FROM ADAINE!

God, Brennan's homebrew spell coming back to bite him is SO funny.

GET FUCKED JACE YOU LITTLE BITCH!

ARTHUR AGUEFORT'S CONTINGENCY MEASURE IS SO FUNNY.

Killing KLCK fucking over Jace and Porter is incredibly funny. Turns out Rage does not make for Good Planning.

LOWEST INT BITCHES AS YOUR LEADERS IS SO FUNNY

"I really can't I tried" GOD jace is such a stupid fucking sorcerer I love him.

Jace failing to Bigby's Hand Adaine into the lava and then fighting with Porter is amazing. Peak. ANOTHER CLUTCH NAT 20 FOR GORGUG! The gym really is pulling things off for them.

"He just rolled a 4" in the most defeated voice ever is so fucking funny. This is what happens when half your villain party has shitty strength.

"eat this gizard and get the fuck up" God I love Brennan's random ass magic items. It's great.

"You might still be trapped in a Burning Elmville with a raging giant" So an average Tuesday in Solace?

Honoring the Cock and Getting a Nat 1- the Dimension 20 Way

Fig's tricky little Shatter is my favorite tactic in her toolbox. And her getting 40 damage of shatter is ABSURD, even if her rolling them one by one is nerve-wracking.

SIXTY-NINE FIRE DAMAGE :D

SO IF BUDDY COMES BACK HE JUST FUCKING DROPS STRAIGHT INTO THE LAVA??

BAKUR BABY!!!!!!! LET'S HOPE HE'S NOT EVIL!

He doesn't have his own mini so he's basically just That Guy

Bakur might choose to join either side so let's see :eyes eyes eyes:

GOD I love Fabian and his clutch rolls. BAKUR and ALLIES!

SQUEEEEEEEM!!! FUCK YEAH!! SQUEEM! AND HE BROUGHT THE CORTADOS. BALTHAZAR'S BACK!!!!! HOLY SHIT??? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU BUT I LOVE YOU!

YOU GOT YOUR HEALS! GET A CORTADO AND JOIN THE PARTY SQUEEEEM!

Mary-Anne rolling a nat 1 is so funny i'm losing it. Clutch ass cutting words. The Hangman is winning!

Fabian and Mazey are SO cute. They deserve the fucking world. ITS ALL LOVE NOW!!!!

The value of protective anger,,,, the strength of love and light and the desire to combat those who would hurt the ones you love,,, Brennan Lee Mulligan you are a genius

ANOTHER K2 BLIMEY NAT 20??? THE DICE ARE THE REAL HEROES OF THIS STORY. It's fucking. It's so fucking funny. I'm literally crying.

Zac in the DM's seat again is making me laugh so hard.

Brennan actually packing up behind them is so funny. He's really committed to the bit.

"She's about to become a normal person" this is actually tragic when you think about it. Luckily, K2 is in a comedy show, so it's going to be funny instead.

"This spell is MEANT to be comedic" yeah it's literally a fucking snowman.

OH MY GOD. CASSANDRA MADE K2 A REAL PERSON???? HOLY SHIT THIS IS SOME PINOCCHIO LEVEL BULLSHIT IM ECSTATIC. OR LIKE, FROSTY THE SNOWMAN???

"Unsleeping City K2???" I WANT THIS

K2 is now a human cleric and she's fucking real. Holy shit she's fucking real.

GOD THE MOMENT WITH CASSANDRA AND BAKUR IS SO FUCKING COOL.

BALTHAZAR GOT FUCKING DISINTEGRATED [sobs] GOODBYE SWEET MAN WHO NEVER DOES ANYTHING. THE MOST CRINGEFAIL MAN EVER

Oh god the Bad Kids are fucking down again :sobs:

"We're just collecting Barbarians" I love that <3 Barbarians Only

Mazey is definitely an honorary bad kid <3 Epic crits and clutch heals for all!

Fabian and Gorgug have gone down SO MUCH. It's incredible how they keep fucking pulling themselves back up. They are truly living on the edge.

We're halfway through the episode and I am very excited and also a little nervous.

OH THANK GOD SANDRA LYNN'S FINE! :D It's also nice to see Lydia and Ragh! :D

I love how Fig immediately calls back to her mom to help. They're the family ever.

GOD Jawbone's full mini is so fucking cool.

BRENNAN YOU CAD WHERE'S AYDA???????

"All I have to do is be dead and I can roll anything" should be printed on a dice holder FOR SURE

THE FUCKING AGENT IS HERE??? IM LOSING IT

BAXTER IS FIGHTING PORTER??? OH MY GOD

Lydia's wheelchair sliding is actually so fun. I love Brennan taking into account wheelchair physics for his combat. It's always nice to see.

GORGUG HAS A FUCKING FLASHBANG?????? ONCE AGAIN GORGUG'S ABILITIES COME IN CLUTCH.

"is this Justice? Is this a New Dawn?" GOES SO FUCKING HARD???? ADAINE YOU ARE THE COOLEST

BAKUR BACK TO HIS HIGH ELF SELF!!!!

EVERYONE'S GETTING A DIVINE INTERVENTION????? HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT FABIAN DID IT???? FUCK THATS SO COOL. FABIAN, A PROTECTOR, ALONGSIDE ADAINE. THEY ARE THE BEST FRIENDS!

Mazey and Fabian are so sweet. I want them to be in love forever do you hear me???? YOU HEAR ME???

"All the ways you've protected people is what makes you cool" GOD MAZEY GETS IT. FABIAN HAS SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE.

Ankarna, sitting in the bottomless pit; THAT BOY DESERVES TO BE WITH HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. LET ME RISE UP!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH ANKARNA LIVES. SHE FUCKING SLAYS!!! SHE SLAYYYYYYYYYS

Jace getting fucking arrested is the funniest ending for a villain in this show. ITS NOT EVEN THE REAL JACE.

"I WAS HILDA HILDA THE WHOLE TIME!" EMILY THE COMEDIAN THAT YOU ARE!

God this battle was so cool it really did a lot for the Bad Kids as characters.

All of the scenes in the ether were SO GOOD. They really show how strong they've grown, and the strengths of their heart. Their desire to look ahead is built into them, and I love it.

"rebellion without a new dawn to look forward to is just cynical"

"where's the fucking cat" KRISTEN YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY

SQUEEM AND BALTHAZAR HUNTING KALINA IS GREAT

"bring back everyone but Kipperlilly"

"No, just Mary-Ann"

The Bad Kids are great, Funniest people ever, 10/10

"Juicy God Gossip" is such a funny line. Another t-shirt I want.

GOD DAMN IT ARTHUR AGUEFORT WHY ARE YOU JUST NOW SHOWING UP

FORGIVEN, HE BROUGHT AYDA BACK, WE ARE WELL. God their reunion was perfect it was so sweet. And Adaine and Ayda also had a really good moment.

Arthur Aguefort is the single funniest character Brennan has ever written.

Kristen Applebees is going to be the president! HOLY SHIT!

YOLANDA AND LUCY ARE BACK!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!

RATGRINDERS REDEMPTION ARC!!! So they were ALL just possessed. This is a good ending.

Oisin and Ivy should hopefully have a terrible senior year :3

Mary-Ann is so funny and earnest and sweet and I seriously love her. I hope she has a wonderful senior year and nothing bad ever happens to her ever again. ENEMIES TO LOVERS GORGUG AND MARY-ANN WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD

Is Gorgug's type just barbarians who can kill him????

GOD all of them are so fucking funny.

Kristen as a Pantheon Type Cleric makes SO MUCH SENSE!!!

Riz switching to tea and embracing change is beautiful. He's so fucking strong. "whatever you choose to do, you're going to be good at it" I love his relationship with his mom so much.

Adaine's mom is being a little bastard in the Nightmare Forest? That's going to be fun to follow up on if they ever do.

"i'd take them to get you" made me SOB. They're THE SISTERS EVER.

"we know what its for, we don't have to talk about it, it wasn't great" IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. Realest teenager moment ever.

HIS MOM SHOWS UP??? CRYING LAUGHING

HOLY SHIT FABIAN'S GRANDAD IS BACK!!

FABIAN's MOM IS ACTUALLY PREGNANT [screaming] THATS SO FUNNY

HIS INFANT SIBLING IS LITERALLY THE NEWEST NEMESIS IM CRYING

"Do you ever talk to Jawbone about any of this?" Mazey's gonna learn her new boyfriend has NO CHILL.

FOUR GOD PANTHEON???? That's going to be SO FUN!!!

Tracker and her girlfriend broke up I'm losing it.

GERTIE DECLARED KRISTEN HER NEMESIS I'm SCREAMING thats so funny. I mean it was intensely funny. It is a bit fucked up she led Gertie on, but that's teenagers for you.

GORGUG AND FIG ARE SO SWEET I'M SOBBING. GORGUG'S GIFTS ARE ADORABLE. THEY ARE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER.

The Thistlesprings are the Most Adoring Parents Ever I love them so much. PROFESSOR THISTLESPRING ARC???? I REALLY HOPE THAT HAPPENS.

"maybe next year i'll be the bad guy?" ARTHUR AGUEFORT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

AYDA AND FIG MOMENT. I LOVE HOW INTENSE AYDA IS. THE GIRLFRIENDS EVER.

Oh my god the Complicated Women Podcast I'm screaming. I love how Sandra Lynn talks about it.

Fig's going to be SUCH a good big sister. Hopefully Fig can help Fabian handle things.

GOD the Hunter's Mark from Sandra Lynn to make sure she can always find her daughter is so sweet. They're the cutest ever.

"Maybe she can just trust that they'll be friends outside of school" GOD I LOVE THAT. Fig is THE BARD EVER.

THE AUTOMATONS HUNTING FIG IS SO FUNNY.

Ayda connected the Bottomless Pit with Leviathin and I'm just sobbing. Her point about learning was so strong and brilliant I love it.

"it's hot tub time!" - GOD THATS SO FUNNY

OH MY GOD BAKARATH IS REAL???? AND KALINA???? THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY. IS BAKARATH GOING TO BE THE FINAL BOSS OF A FUTURE SEASON???

That ending was amazing and I had such a good time. It's bittersweet, but I'm happy I was here. GO BAD KIDS!!

[princess-of-the-corner]

Tried to think of some Miraculous Gaang names! You may want to Google a few of these, fair warning.

Ladybug!Sokka - Captain Harmonia/Harlequin/Beetle

Black Cat!Katara - Painted Jaguar

Turtle!Aang - Lion Turtle, Tortiseshell

Snake!Suki - Pythonic, Tealtime, Naga, Aspen, Tock Viper, Medusa/Stheno/Euryale, Teal Gorgan

Tiger!Toph - The Blind Tiger

Dragon!Zuko - Seiryu 

Fox!Azula - Inari, Kistune, Silver Reynard, Kuma Lisa, Blue Ren (“the tale of Miss Ren”)

Pig!Jin - Babirusa

Bee!Ty Lee - Bumblebee (there is literally a “Dance of the Bumblebee” music score), Honeycomb

Mouse!Mai - Rat Queen (based on the “Rat King” from the Nutcracker Ballet. Kind of as a slide parallel to her canon thing, here, Mai’s parents signed her up for ballet, where she met Ty Lee and Azula.)

Ox!Haru - Oxenfree (all I got right now)

Horse!Teo - got nothing but “Pegasus” which is taken

Rabbit!Yué - Luna Lapine, Luna Angora, Satin Moon, Velvet Moon

Monkey!Kuzon - a bit more explanation here. Mostly, I was trying to fill out the miraculous roster, cause AtLa only has a few “main” characters, I was trying to find some named characters the Gaang is shown being friends with who are roughly their age. I didn’t list Jet or his friends, cause, honestly, what exactly would their story be?? How do they integrate? Like, I’m sure you could do something, I just couldn’t really think of anything at the time. But also, I realized all the friends of the Gaang belong to Katara, Sokka, or Suki, later Zuko - Aang and Toph don’t really have any that are unconnected from them. In Toph’s case, she was raised super sheltered, and never got a chance to meet anyone, while Aang HAD friends, but they’re all mostly dead, except Bumi, because of the 100 years in ice thing. And we already have Bumi here being an old man. The only other friend Aang really mentions is Kuzon, the Fire Nation kid who … I think there’s a short story about the pair of them fighting off poachers? Anyway, I was basically imagining Kuzon as “Le Chien Kim, but Animal Lover and Environmentalist Advocate”. He would have grown up next door to Aang and Gyatso, and that’s how the pair are friends. As for names … I want to say Tarzan or Mowgli, but I feel like, even in universe, those would get him visits from lawyers.

Now, briefly into ships - this is just me spitballing my random headcanons, PLEASE TO ALL READING THIS, WE ARE HAVING FUN, LET’S NOT BRING THE ATLA SHIPWARS HERE! THIS IS JUST ME SPITBALLING! THEY CAN ALL BE CHANGED!

so, Katara/Aang. Aang I see as non-binary - they don’t mind which pronouns you use, but mostly uses he/they when referring to himself. Katara believes she is straight, but is actually bi with a bigger attraction to males.

Sokka is poly-pansexual. His relationships start with Sokka/Yue, until Yué realizes she’s actually AroAce, and they break up. Then later Sokka/Suki, which morphs into Zuko/Sokka & Sokka/Suki, which changes to Zuko/Sokka/Suki. Suki’s bi, while Zuko is … Zuko (demi-pan, but never has the words for it till WAY later).

Toph is Aro, or at least grayromantic, as is Teo. Teo I also see as trans, but that might just be me.

Mai/Ty Lee eventually becomes Mai/Ty Lee/Azula. (Sexuality uncertain, but my cousin does call them the “Deadly Lesbians”.) There’s a brief Mai/Zuko, but only to get Mai’s parents to back off and leave her alone.

Haru is our only totally straight guy, congrats man, you are our cishet+!

Thoughts, Feelings, Opinions, New/Different Ideas?

(Also, side note. We still have Cabbage man, right?)

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OH SO

Loving the names! I think I’m gonna make a masterpost of the names here once I finalize them.

Totally get the thing on Kuzon. Like yeah I’m trying to think of other characters to fill out the Hero team and other than Jet’s group there aren’t a lot. There’s a reason I dragged Jin into this(other than the fact that I love her)

And yeah I’ve been turning Jet and co over in my head trying to think of what they’d be and I can’t think of anything for them because there’s so many changes to the base setup.

AS FOR SHIPS

I have my ships I like and while I do take suggestions it’s my au and I get the nonsense!

Obvs the Aang/Katara stays.

I see the Zuko/Sokka/Suki and raise you adding Jin in there.

Swinging to Yue: I always have mixed feelings in some AUs because I love her and Sokka in Canon but most AUs they never really work out. And in this one idk why they wouldn’t exactly? Like nothing gets in the way. Maybe if I write Sokka starting the Suki relationship first and then while they’re poly they’re not at a ‘hey how do you think about another person?’ discussion stage when they meet Yue? And then by the time they are at that stage either they’ve moved on or Yue has her own partner?

That said. Yue/Azula. Any time I have the chance for them I take it. Like the equal opposite you see my vision.

I also have this weird soft spot for Toph/Ty Lee. Probably has something to do with that post of ‘Ty Lee teaches Toph to walk on her hands’ thing because as funny as that post is these two are menaces it’s great, the amount of trust involved in it!

Haru is def our token straight though.

My one original thought:

So like. The Gaang has a range of ages. And in atla that’s fine due to the circumstances. But here it’s kind of a question of ‘how do they all meet/become friends/etc if they never really meet’? so I’m gonna make shit up to squish them into the same grade in school. 

Aang and Toph skipped a grade. Homeschooling put them a bit ahead of their peers in public school so they just got placed ahead.

On the flipside, Zuko got held back a grade due to the whole ‘being kicked out and horrifically scarred’ thing. Like between the mental and physical care he’d need he missed a lot of class that year so just. Repeat the year.

[apathetic-pixel-42]

hello! if you don't mind another shaman king headcanons request, I've got one;

Hao with a reincarnated reader who used to be his lover in his past lives. so much potential for this one, and i personally have much ideas for it, like reader doesn't remember past life but gets flashes time and time again. maybe reader doesn't necessarily support his actions in this life so she/they (I'm not picky) try to encourage him to let go of his anger or something. Maybe past reader iterations only supported him out of love for him, not necessarily bc they believed in his cause

aaahh but i don't want this to be too long. I'd like to see what you'd do with this, i hope this isn't too much.

thank you, don't feel pressured, remember to hydrate and take breaks!!

Hello there!! Thank you for submitting such an interesting idea!! I really had fun coming up with different scenarios for this, so thank you again for requesting!! I hope you enjoy!!

Hao Asakura With A Past Lover Reincarnated Reader! 📿

Oh, how he remembered you. Though, then again, how could he ever forget your face? The love of his life, finally reincarnated once again. The only issue? You didn’t remember him this time.

It was a pain in the ass trying to find you again. At first, he tried searching for you himself in hopes of getting you to join him again. However, when that didn’t work, he grew irritated and just decided to wait it out. You’d find your way back to him eventually.

And he was right. The moment he saw you, he couldn’t stop the grin that formed on his face. He was a little agitated that you didn’t remember, but he could wait. After all, he had waited centuries in hell just to see you again. He could wait just a little longer for you.

But then you started getting defiant. When he realized you weren’t on his side anymore, he almost went ballistic. Had it not been for the fact that he had a facade to maintain, he would’ve burned the island down right then and there. How could you, his darling sweetheart, defy him like this?

That’s when he began to remember. He looked back on his previous lives, thinking about the way you used to act. He remembered the thoughts you used to have, that feeling of reluctance whenever you defended him. He realized at that moment just how much he took you for granted.

After getting his head straight, he stopped pursuing Anna and focused his attention back on you. Anna may have his shikigami, but you had his heart. So, after prying his way into your mind, he began making you remember.

At first, he did little things. He used certain phrases and compliments, little things you used to love hearing him say. Whenever you would pause and stare blankly, he’d read your mind and relive those fragmented memories with you. It almost looked like your head and heart were hurting every time it happened. Little did you know that your reaction hurt him too.

He would eventually come out and flat out tell you what he was doing, who he was, and all that. He hated that look on your face. You looked so upset with him, which only hurt him more. He watched carefully as all of your old memories suddenly flooded back to you, causing you to hold your head in disbelief and agony.

He slowly reached out, mumbling little praises and apologies. He pulled you close, closing his eyes as he breathed in your scent for the first time in years. He kept a soft grip on your wrist, using it to gently pull you closer. He placed his thumb on your pulse point, gently caressing it as he nuzzled into your neck.

The two of you stood there for a while, breathing slowly as the sun set. After a few minutes, he lifted his head up just enough to whisper into your ear.

“We meet again…my divine. I won’t let you go again. Come home with me…let me fulfill my promise and make you my queen. I’ve missed you. Hell was lonely without you.”

He then looked into your eyes, silently pleading for you to accept his offer. He read your mind, listening carefully to your racing thoughts as you tried to figure out what to do. All the while, he kept staring at you through hooded eyes filled with nothing but a burning adoration that had been simmering for centuries.

But you didn’t accept. Well, not in the way he thought. Instead, you cupped his cheek and gently rubbed your thumb under his eye, which he happily leaned into. He kissed you slowly, gently, knowing the familiarity put you both at ease. But it was what you said that shocked him.

“Hao…let go. Please. How long have you been stuck on revenge, knowing those who have hurt you are gone? Hao…I don’t want this. I want the truth. The real you. The you that didn’t rely on mind reading, killing, and intimidation to get his way. I’m sorry, but I just—“

He shut you up with another kiss, a more desperate one this time. His body trembled as you forced him to confront the reality he didn’t want to accept. He knew you were right. Those who made his life miserable were gone. What would his mother think if she saw him like this? He didn’t want to think about it.

He leaned into your touch as you cupped his cheek. He wanted to hide in your touch, just like he used to all those years ago. He reluctantly pulled away, staring at you through hooded eyes in a silent plea. When you didn’t budge, he sighed and realized what he had to do.

“I won’t give up on being King. I’ll put my plans on hold…but only if you become my queen. Additionally, if there is no change in this cruel world…then I will do as I said I would.”

You nodded reluctantly, but it was enough for him. Suddenly, he scooped you up in his arms and carried you home. As the two of you laid together, tangled in each other’s arms, Hao finally felt at ease. He’d wait…just for you.

[idunnowhattowriteheretbh]

Don't mind me randomly appearing in here, anyway-

Say hello to Alt22 "Horns"! :D

(NAUR WHY THE PIC LOOKS WEIRD TUMBLR WHY- also ignore the fact I don't know how to draw paws-)

@blackkatdraws @blackkatdraws2

He's an oc I created some time ago but I finnaly drew him a ref sheet for this thingy so here he is :]

Alr now I'm going to try and use my 3 braincells to talk about em--

Was heavily inspired by deer

Because deer cool but also kinda scary- Horns is able to sound like moose/deer/elk/reindeer which can sound scary on it's own skksksk

(yes I chose multiple cuz I'm indecisive)

Other than being able to make those sounds he also can growl, whine, roar and other noises

Behaves sorta like a Husky aka he's a drama queen and he also screams in Husky style

I don't think there's much to say to this and prob going to draw something to explain his drama queen personality lmao

And also a fun fact: he isn't behaving like a drama queen around most people

Black's child/guard dog

Even though Horns is a dumbass they're surprisingly smart

Believe it or not this fluffy bastard is able to use his brain and is quite intelligent for how dumb he can be /lh

For example: Horns gets stuck in walls because of his antlers way too often skksksk

Can be really fast so don't try to run away from them, they're going to catch you anyway

Long legs ✨️

The fur can harden as a protection if threatened, it then work like an armour

Horns can make his fur harden anytime he wants to but this ability would be used when someone would; attack him, he would get startled or when he wants to look more threatening

Aka turn into a pufferfish /silly

Uses the voice copying power to hunt most of the time, like screams, calls for help, etc..

Even though he probably doesn't look like it he likes to lure intruders with his voice copy power thingy.

Basically if someone gets into the dungeon and Horns is around, he is going to hide and lure the person closer to him. Then when he has the chance he attacks and if unsuccessful he chases them down and he's a fast boi.

Or he just straight up attacks the person if there isn't any hiding spot/the person doesn't get tricked by the calls he makes.

Also for the hunting he closes almost all eyes other than his two main eyes on head, and when he's hunting he's quiet and that happens rarely when you consider that he's screaming most of the time skskksks

Only some can touch him

Likes to follow around Stanley for some reason when he can

Horns definitely tried to eat Stanley before and got scolded by Black lmao

Crystal parts of the body

His tusks, claws and visible ribs are made from Black's crystals

Eyes on the body

The eyes allows Horns to see from all angles and it helps them to hunt down someone if they didn't hear anything and they can hear a lot of sounds so good luck on trying to sneak around em

Aaand that's all I can think of saying about Horns lmao

Now tags speedrun time-

[ventingfanfics]

Angst story where reader makes Shuri mad cause I seen a lot talking abt reader being mad

Angst one-shot

Nakia joined Shuri on the sand. They shared soft smiles. 

“Now is the time that you tell me why you’re really here, aside from seeing your nephew,” the older of the two spoke.

Shuri looked slighted. “There’s gotta be another reason?” She received a knowing expression in response. “I can’t just be a good aunt?”

Nakia chuckled. Shuri had in fact been spoiling Touissant with gifts and quality time. There was an unmistakable bond between them that grew each week.

“It’s not about your aunt duties. It’s about you not mentioning Y/N. I haven’t heard you say anything about her all day.”

“It’s only been a day…” Shuri backed down, however, when Nakia gave her a smirk that said she wasn’t buying any of it. “Okay, fine. We had a fight—not a physical one, you can relax. But the short of it is, she thinks I don’t want her to have a life.”

“Hmm?” Nakia was wildly confused. That didn’t sound right at all. 

“Yeah,” Shuri said, sighing. “She calls herself paying me back for working long hours by going out every weekend. All I said was you can’t cancel this one thing just to have dinner with me? Do I need to start scheduling dates with you in advance? Because you’re always booked!” 

Flashback to Yesterday

“Now, you know you have a lot of nerve, Shuri. You are the one who is always booked in that damned lab! On the weekends I want to do more than cuddle. I want to go out! I want to have a good time with my friends, meet people, and be outside! You never want any parts of it, so I made it easier for both of us. But the one time you do want to go out, I’m supposed to drop everything?” 

Shuri could hardly believe what she was hearing. “I didn’t know wanting to take my girlfriend out would be such an inconvenience for you. Have you not been going to the club and parties for weeks straight? Every time I asked you if wanted to do something, what did you say? You already had plans. Damn, you can’t fit me in for one Saturday?”

“No, what about all the Saturdays you had me thinking we were going out only to flake! The Saturday you just so happened to finally want to be social with your girlfriend, I said my friends were having their housewarming…-“

“Which thanks for asking me if I wanted to come!”

“Shuri, how many times did I invite you to things and you never wanted to go? Unless if it’s your event or something, you’re never interested. At the end of the day, all you care about is that stupid lab.”

You could see that you had now struck a nerve in Shuri. She stood from her chair with so much force that it railed against the wall. “Take that back.”

You shook your head with a scornful laugh. “That’s my entire point, it’s all you care about!”

“No, the lab is all you care about. You can’t keep it out your mouth and you are letting it ruin us!” She pointed angrily. 

“You don’t get to put this on me! If you knew you wouldn’t have time or wanna have time for a relationship, you should have never entered into one.”

“No, maybe, I should have never entered into one with you.” 

That almost knocked you over but you refused to crumble before her. Instead you decide to hit her back. “You may find someone else, but they too will eventually see that dating the Queen of Wakanda is not all it’s cracked to be.”

End flashback

Nakia gasped. “She said that?”

Shuri put on a smile as she sniffled and quickly wiped her eyes. 

“You know she didn’t mean that,” Nakia tried to assure. “She’s only ever spoken highly of your relationship, and happiness doesn’t lie. That was the hurt talking. I mean, you did suggest that you shouldn’t have gotten with her.” 

“I…I think I really messed up, Nakia.” 

Toussaint took a break from his friends, staring at his aunt who was clearly emotional and being consoled by his mother. 

He raced over there. “Aunt Shuri, who did this to you?” 

Nakia smiled at her son. “She got some sand in her eye…” she answered when Shuri took a beat.

“Don’t insult my nephew’s intelligence like that,” Shuri found her voice. 

“Yeah, mama, I can tell that it’s something serious,” Touissant agreed. “I ask again, who.did.this.to.you?" His stare was unwavering on the princess while she gazed at him in awe.

“Your father would be so proud of you.”  She smiled as he embraced her tightly, huffing out a laugh when he pointed out that she and Nakia tell him this daily. She patted for him to sit down. “Don’t give us any reasons not to. But, little man, sometimes couples get into disagreements, and I am in one now.” 

“With Y/N? Tomorrow is not promised, so try to make it right today.”

Shuri and Nakia exchanged looks.

“Please don’t cry again,” Touissant groaned. 

“We won’t cry, we will listen,” Nakia replied, casting a look at Shuri and holding her hand. 

A tearful Shuri nodded with a smile that held promise. The three family members went indoors and Shuri excused herself to the room she’d been staying in. Her leg bobbed up and down as she considered how she wanted to approach this conversation. You had made her so angry. But more than anything, you made her sad. And this wasn’t normally so. Typically, you brought an unrivaled joy to her life. 

You were the reason that the love songs she’d been singing along to for years were now her reality. You were the partner she wanted to build with, grow old with, and possibly have a Touissant of your own with. It wasn’t always Wakanda that motivated her. You also were her boost.

When Shuri felt a little more at ease about having this conversation, she called you. She was bit surprised when you answered off the first ring. “Hi Y/N.”

“Hi Shuri. Are you well?”

“I am okay, I am still with Nakia and Touissant.”

“I know you know this already, but I’m home.”

“I thought you’d be at your friend’s mother’s birthday party.”

“I didn’t feel up to it.”

Shuri didn’t have to guess why. This was confirmation that you were just as affected by this mess between you. “Baby, I’m sorry. I did one of the things I hate, which is to speak so freely when I am frustrated, but the truth is, you are the only one I want to be with. I can’t even entertain the thought of being with another.”

You smiled to yourself at her heartfelt admission. “I knew you didn’t mean those things, however, it still hurt to hear you say them. But I think that was both our intention in that moment, to hurt each other. I want to apologize too. I should’ve never called your lab stupid. I know your lab and the work you do overall is important to you. It’s important to me too. And honestly, it’s one of the reasons I fell for you. Not necessarily because you’re Queen—an amazing one at that, but I love being with someone who values their country. It’s beautiful to see. And I want you to feel supported by me, not stressed. When I was going crazy over not seeing you as much, it’s only because that’s how much I like having you around, that’s how special you are to me…”

Your words soothed Shuri, calming her, making her feel you in her bones. “Y/N, you are so precious, and yes, I am passionate about my duties and leadership, but that does not mean that I should take you for granted. You are so good to me, and I need to do a better job of appreciating you. I know you are just as much as a prize, but no one can have you but me.”

“You know I love it when you get territorial,” you said, amusing her. 

“I love it when you tell me what you love about me.” Her voice was a touch lower but closer. 

“Are you flirting with me Shuri Udaku?”

She laughed. “Is it working? Because I want to take you out on a date. And then I want to have fun afterwards, at any place of your choosing.”

“Just tell me what time I should be ready.”

Shuri smiled like she did the first time you held conversation. She could not make it home to you soon enough. 

[shatteredsoul60]

I'm so bored-

I wanna do a Lego Monkie Kid Zombie/Monster Apocalypse AU Roleplay so badly- 😭 ARGHHH

I wanna do an OC x CC, I wanna use my demon cobra, whose name is Dagger. Before the zombie/monster apocalypse hit, Dagger was a well known assassin. She was a deadly one at that. A feared assassin, a loyal guard to Spider Queen. In love with a nerdy spider.

Here's the idea/short story!

After another failed attempt of Spider Queen's plan to take over the city. She decided to get her little minions together to make a plan. She went to Syntax for the main plan. Suggesting that he should make a sickness to spread out through the city, suggesting that the sickness should turn the people into zombies. Not flesh eating zombies but at least mind controlled zombies, Syntax brought up the fact that they technically already did that with the spiders. But it was quickly shut down, Spider Queen suggesting that this would be a great plan to try again.

Regrettably Syntax agreed. Doing as his Queen requested, He quickly got to work on a sickness. He could fill in his gut that this was a bad, bad idea. But he could not disobey his Queen. That would lend him in more trouble than he wanted. As he hastily worked on it, the girl who had helped them before appeared behind him causing him to jolt a little. He slightly glared at her and asked what she wanted in a bitter tone, She simply said she had an idea on how to help this go around. The sciency spider only scoffed at her words. Disagreeing with the offer of help, The girl didn't take it well. Later that night a Syntax went to bed, The girl snuck into his office. She made some changes, So much needed modifications. Sabotaging his idea.

When the time came for the plan to be sent in motion. Syntax was told to spread the sickness across the city, the formula was in a gas. So Syntax got into an airship and flew over the city, starting to spill the gas over it. The spiders had gas masks so they were protected from it, They were prepared... But not so prepared but the aftermath would be. As hours passed and night was slowly coming, it was noticeable that people were starting to get sick. But it didn't fully get into effect straight away. People Just thought it was a sickness going around.

Until people start attacking others, tearing into them. Spiders watch this from the underground layer. Even the Spider Queen herself looked horrified. She whirled around on Syntax, yelling at him. He tried to defend himself, trying to say that this was not his fault. He did everything correctly. Then he noticed the girl standing nearby, With a satisfied look on her face. Then He pointed at her and blamed her for messing up his plans. Sadly Spider Queen did not believe him, told him that he should make a cure quickly before this gets any worse.

But sadly... He could not fix this.

SO THOUGHT'S ON THIS?!? I really wanna do this, I think it would be super fun

[writingquestionsanswered]

Daughter Terrified of King Father

Anonymous asked: I'm planning renaissance story where a king takes an infant as his ward/hostage because her father was believed to be a rebel leader and the king wanted to control him and extract information out of him. A few days after he was executed, it was found he was not a traitor but framed by his enemies. The king and queen loved the child and raised her like their own. She was close with both of them, but years later when she finds out the truth, she is devastated and scared of her dad/the king. He loves his daughter very much and feels bad to see her devastated. He tries to console her and apologize but she keeps crying and is terrified of him. What could he do to console her and reassure her, take the fear from her mind, and lessen her emotional pain?

[Ask edited for length]

You have the beginnings of something interesting here, but it doesn't quite work as-is for a number of reasons, and I want to get to those before we get to your specific question.

First and foremost, I'm struggling the the basis of the wardship. While taking someone's child as a ward can be an effective means to control them, it's probably not a great way to get information out of them unless the king said, "tell us what we want to know and you get your child back," which is a straight up hostage and not a ward at all. However, this falls apart a bit when the goal is execution, because the father is never going to see his infant again anyway. Also: where is the infant's mother, and why did the king and queen still keep her even after the execution? Are they punishing the mom for the father's apparent rebellion? (We'll circle back around to this in a bit...)

My next concern is I'm not sure why learning "the truth" would make the girl terrified of her father/the king. Executing traitors was a normal part of what monarchies did back then, and the girl would have known this. In fact, if she was raised as part of the royal family, she would likely attend important executions with her family once she was older. It would certainly be shocking to learn that her biological father was executed for treason and was found innocent a few days later--and she could be hurt and angry that this truth wasn't shared with her sooner--but it shouldn't strike fear into her heart. It's not as though her father/the king intentionally murdered an innocent man in cold blood. By executing a traitor, he was doing his duty to protect the kingdom--it wasn't his fault he had bad information. Even if that bad information was the result of negligence on his part, that still shouldn't terrify his adoptive daughter. Disappoint and anger her, yes. Terrify, no.

So, I don't personally feel that "terror" is the right thing to go for here. I think you'd want to concentrate more on the hurt of not being told the truth. Even though she has no connection to her birth parents outside of genetics--and would certainly have no memories of them--people like to know their roots, and she could feel quite betrayed learning that she's not actually of royal blood and that her father was executed for treason. The wrongful part would sting a little bit as well, even though she would hopefully understand that wasn't the king's fault. And then I think learning that there is or was a bio mom out there would sting, too, especially if she has since died and not being told about her sooner robbed the daughter of the chance to get to know her.

I think in this case, the king would console his daughter by explaining the circumstances of what happened. What he believed was true about her father--the reasons why he was believed to be dangerous and needed to be stopped. As well as the fact that he had been framed by his enemies, so the crown believed he was truly guilty of being a rebel leader. He might also try to explain why they chose to keep this information from her why they kept her instead of giving her back to the bio mom (there would need to be a really good reason), and then he might say some things to drive home how much he and the queen genuinely love her and have always seen her as their true daughter.

I hope that helps!

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B12 headcanons even though no one asked (more random facts based than lore based)

georgie

- seems like one of those guys who make cringe pov tiktoks

- playboy type of guy

- gives "helpful" relationship advice but all his relationships either end really quickly or drag out too long

- gymbro, shows off his muscles to the other members

- tried to act all tough and cool but immediately gets flustered when someone even acts the slightest bit sweet to him

- georgie is just his nickname, he never got over how cringey it sounded especially for his whole persona, but it's what his mom call him and he can't make lose the nickname his mom gave him

tj

- seems very chill, easy to get along with

- had a very close relationship with his sister, therefore treats girls like goddesses (in other words, with respect)

- kinda insecure about his hairline so he hides it with his huge hats

- kind of guy who had bad taste in clothing, wears the most random stuff

parker

- soft baby boi

- likes to sew his own clothes (the other members make fun of him for this, but he doesn't seem to mind)

- only joined the boyband business so he could exploit his looks and earn money

- an artistic kid, he used to show his drawings to his parents (albeit they all ended up in the trash)

- extroverted growing up, so doesn't know the concept of boundaries (he's trying though)

- gives the other band members shitty nicknames based on their appearance

- had neglectful parents, therefore always trying to get attention from someone, anyone

victor

- tomboy

- doesn't have a mother so she ended the way she is today

- sort of a loudmouth, can't shut up about things she's passionate about

- had a lot of brothers, only girl in the family

- mostly wears hand me downs from her brothers

- can put up a fight if desired, once beat up an entire gang

- georgie's teaching her how to become a gymbro

abraham

- incredibly introverted, took a little while for him to settle in

- likes doing mundane activities like organising and cataloging, pretty much helps keep the group on track of upcoming tasks

- lacks in self confidence so he doesn't believe it when he achieves something really big

- boris is his best friend (can't convince me otherwise), they just fit together

- the most rational out of everyone

boris

- incredibly extroverted (even more than parker)

- one of those guys who takes sports WAY too seriously

- plays soccer (or basically any sport) with victor and always loses, despite being a self-proclaimed sports geek

- was once a member of a gang, still wears his old clothes from said gang

- no one takes him seriously and he hates it

- really close with abraham, the neutralizer to his overreacting personality

- usually the one to start fights between the band, usually over something stupid

abraham h

- GAY

- not very approachable because of his resting bitch face

- doesn't like interacting with anyone that much, just generally a silent guy (except when he's ranting or blowing up on everyone)

- the dad of the band, almost always lectures everyone on their behavior like they're children

- legit gets migraines when he sees tj's outfits for the day

- swears... a lot

- argues a lot with boris, they hate each other

constantine

- no one can convince me that he's not trans

- used to have pin straight spiky hair and hated it so much, used lots of product to get fluffy hair he wanted, though it damaged his hair a bit...

- has a reallly fancy name but just sticks to one

- when he was younger, he had a hyperfixation that involved paegants, who knows why

- definitely a queen fan, i can just see it

- used to čüt himself when he was stressed, now his scars are healing

- loves wearing oversized clothing, but hides it from the band

- had an emo phase durning high school

[raxistaicho]

Is Fire Emblem bringing the aristocracy back?

So something I’ve seen claimed in the leadup to Engage’s release is that Engage would show us nay-saying Edelgard fans that IntSys isn’t gonna turn on Nobles or Dragons like we supposedly thought they would. Honestly, sometimes reading through anti-Edelgard attempts to analyze the things we think feel like Christians telling Atheists what they believe.

But anyways... yeah no duh, Engage is kinda making Dragons (Divine ones, anyways) and Nobles look good again. Sorta. Not really. It tries to SAY they look good, but actually the whole calamity with Sombron returning is squarely the fault of the current reigning monarchs and Lumera being awful at their duties.

Engage spoilers under the cut.

So what do we know? Elusia was pushed to worshipping and restoring Sombron thanks to Brodia constantly invading them and killing innocent civilians, we know this from Ivy and Framme’s supports with Diamant. Now obviously Hyacinth was desperate and after he freed Sombron he lost his free will, but he can’t be so easily be forgiven for bringing Satan back from the dead. So Morion and Hyacinth’s failures are obvious.

Lumera just watched this take place - and it’s been going on so long that it’s in history books now - without interfering. What’s her actual job as the Divine Dragon if not securing peace in Elyos?

Let’s not overlook Queen Eve of Firene either, who forged a peace pact with Brodia and Solm and just kinda ignore Elusia since they didn’t share a border. Brodia’s invasions of Elusia were known to Alfred so they were known to her, and there’s no indication she did anything to get Morion to lay off.

And then when Sombron did return, the Solmians were immediately aware of it thanks to their spy network, but once armed with that knowledge they focused solely on defending their own borders and waiting for the Divine Dragon to hopefully come to them. They almost completely missed the war and Alear’s death if not for Ivy being the Only San Woman.

So what we’re trying to do in Engage is restore or save the Status Quo, even though the Status Quo is directly what allowed for Sombron to return. The only indication things might change is that Diamant at least knows his father was a dipshit and Brodia has to stop warring on their neighbors.

So luckily Diamant and Ivy at least have their head on straight and are set to succeed their parents, but unfortunately Lumera is still being treated as a spotless paragon who did nothing wrong so there’s no sign Alear will do better than her.

I can’t comment on Solm, having only met Timerra and Fogado, but unfortunately the future of House Fierene ain’t so rosy either. Given Alfred was so sickly he nearly died while Celine was old enough to remember it, I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if Eve just checked out on the idea of Alfred succeeding her and focused on preparing Celine instead (Celine’s B support with Alear even implies that Eve is still conscious of the fact that Celine might be the one to succeed her even though Alfred’s health is improved compared to his younger years) but he’s still a complete puts who seems wholly unsuited to the thrown. And Celine’s not exactly spotless either, as though she’s infinitely more mindful of her duties and responsibilities than her brother, she still travels about in disguise, alone, to get tea despite the fact that her brother’s health is suspect.

So yeah, while the writers might THINK they’re writing a story that casts the nobles, royals, and dragons in a good light, the state of Elyos just demonstrates why it’s in dire need of reforms like Edelgard’s.

[silent-dragon]

TWST OC Profile ~ Adam Undergrove

art by @/bunnwich

Personal Info

Name: Adam River Undergrove 

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Species: Human

Birthday: 5/16

Zodiac: Taurus

Height: 210cm/6ft'8in

Orientation: Straight/(Gynosexual?)

Eye Color: Smoke Gray

Hair Color: Light Yellow Orange Blonde

Homeland: The Undergrove Kingdom of Fields

Family: King Undergrove - Father

Queen Undergrove - Mother

Second Prince Undergrove - Younger Brother

Twist of Rio Armand Voleri from Court of Darkness Otome

School Info

School: Royal Sword Academy

School Year: 4th

Dorm: Armonye

Occupation: Prince,Fencing Tutor,Chef

Best Subject: P.E. & Cooking

Other Info

Dominant Hand: Right

Favorite Food: Cake Doughnuts,Cheeseburgers

Least Favorite Food: Hasn't eaten anything he'd say is

Dislikes: Being Hungry,Unable to sprint around,People saying he is too nice,The fact his little brother is better with women then he is,tight shirts,thieves

Likes: Food,Exercising,Women,Doughnuts,Burgers,Cake

Talents: Fencing,Close Combat,Cooking,Baking,Lifting Weights,Track Running,Being Honest,Cheerful Conversation,Pickup Lines

Unique Magic: Classified due to Royal Status 

Personality: Earnest and altruistic. Sometimes called "Too nice" and "Too caring" as he is just an all around nice guy. Loves to help out anyone and brings random food gifts to friends all the time to make me feel special. Attempts to be flirty with the ladies but often fails. Has a big jock type vibe given he is a big guy.

Fun Facts: Adam is from The Undergrove Kingdom of Fields which is also called "The Food Kingdom". It's the one that provides the majority of food,food ingredients,etc all the food to the other kingdoms of the Artisan Circle alliance.

Big eater this big guy is as it's practically been part of his life. He believes a lot of things should be celebrated by eating food with friends,family,or alone. Treat yourself! Expect to get some randomly for doing something not that noteworthy as he will think it is.

He is too nice but is a tad sick of hearing that. He doesn't see it as a bad thing but wonders why others do. His servants do not allow him to carry money or valuables on him as before his nice behavior made him give money to someone who was just using him. Often he does get taken advantage of sadly.

Training very young to defend himself as an attempt was made on his father's life. The Undergrove kingdom is targeted for crime due to people wanting to steal food often. Some feel they have too much power having control of the most food resources. Adam is skilled with swords but more so daggers.

One if not his only weakness is women. He just likes how beautiful they are,how strong they are,and cool things he reads about in books. He is a woman respecter big time. He tries to flirt all the time but seems to attract more of the type that use him and leave then ones who really like him. He also shows this side towards men like Ivy who is effeminate but not a female. He may just be attracted to femininity in general but he doesn't understand all that he just thinks Ivy is as beautiful as a woman despite not being one.

Adam is not the type of guy you befriend if you're up to no good. He doesn't tolerate such behavior from friends. Often he will just advise and try to steer you on the good path of things. He won't force it but if made clear your not going to change ways he will distance himself from you but still check in.

[pintsizeddeepthoughts]

Tell Me Your Story: And Then There Were None - Agatha Christie

Year Published: 1939

Country: United Kingdom

When looking to spice up my school’s list of novels for a free choice reading unit, my first addition was this venerable classic by the Queen of Crime. Why? Because no other author has provided me with more success in regards to student engagement. And why not? Classics never grow old for a reason and I have yet to meet a person who has correctly guessed the killer.

And Then There Were None’s premise is very straight forward. Ten strangers are drawn to an island where they are to be the guest of a mysterious U.N. Owen. However, shortly after dinner, they begin to die one by one is inventive and sometimes gruesome ways that line up eerily with a children’s rhyme that is posted everywhere in the house. The remaining guests must figure out who the killer is before there is no one left to tell the tale.

***SPOILERS AHEAD. STOP READING NOW IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE BOOK***

In order to complete this review, however, I need discuss this novel as if you the reader already know who the killer is. That said, here we go…

In the novel’s epilogue we learn who the killer is - the esteemed Justice Wargrave, a retired judge. In a confessional epilogue he explains that he feels the other nine people on the island were responsible for the deaths of someone and had eluded justice. By killing them on the island, Wargrave seeks to rectify this imbalance. He further confesses that he’s always had the compulsion to kill and channeled this desire through being a judge. Decades before sociopathy was widely known, Christie creates a strikingly accurate portrayal of a sociopath whose worldview is black and white and is able to mask his deficiencies in empathy and appreciating nuance.

Christie also does a masterful job creating an atmosphere of absolute terror. Christie’s best work is an ocean of darkness that swallows unsuspecting readers. In And Then There Were None she uses the poem “Ten Little Indians” (note: this is a cleaned up version of the original 1939 title) as a blueprint for each murder. Each death destabilizes the characters even further and makes them begin to behave irrationally. The aura becomes claustrophobic and the suspense unbearable as the reader tries vainly to figure out what’s going on, only to have another body fall to the floor at unexpected times.

The poem at the heart of the story is key to understanding both the killer’s motives and Christie’s sub theme of using race as a lens through which to “other” the characters who (with the exception of one) refuse to admit their guilt or offer evasive rationalizations. They believe themselves to be moral, upstanding citizens in the most powerful country in the world. It’s no mistake that the people whose deaths the characters are responsible for are among the vulnerable in society. They view these victims as “less” than themselves. Wargrave uses the poem and figurines on a table to show that the island’s guests are not better than their victims. In fact, they’re worse. And as the terror mounts with each death, the survivors, degraded by desperation, are exposed for who they really are.

As an English teacher, I struggle to find stories that students can connect with. I keep using this novel because it has gotten the most vivid reactions I’ve ever witnessed. Example: a student discovered who the killer  was while reading in another class and, asking to be excused to the bathroom. She promptly stormed into my room (while I was teaching another class), pointed at me and yelled, “You! We need to talk!” I smirked at her, saying, “So, you found out who the killer was, huh?”

No other novel has gotten such a visceral reaction.

[dani-the-mark]

A Slept-On Review: WWE Smackdown 10/21/22

Shaemus vs Solo Sakai

An impressive start. The Bloodline and Solo especially could easily run over anyone and call that a storyline. Instead, they are letting Shaemus and the Brawling Brutes get airtime and show that they are in fact skilled fighters. Sheamus kicks out multiple times, and even lands a White Noise with an injured shoulder. It’s even implied that if he had not tried to get revenge for the Usos burying the Brutes under the announce table, he may not have lost. I also like how even though they aren't in a full feud, they can put on a convincing fight. I prefer my storylines not to be in a vacuum. 

Bray Wyatt Backstage 

I need to talk to the audio manager because the music was way too loud. I could not hear his first few sentences properly. However, I could hear the gravel in his voice, which was enough to at least keep trying. In short, he expresses that he is ready and willing to cause pain.

"I'm just a servant now. I go where the circle takes me."

A servant to who exactly? I’m guessing the masked man, who many have penned Mr. Howdy. I really hope that’s not his name, but it had been copyrighted, so it’s someone’s name. We also have a QR code later in the night which leads to a psychology report for Bray, implying psychopathic/antisocial tendencies. So, I’m guessing we’re either going for a psychopath/D.I.D. angle with the Wyatt 6. I’m wary that they can do that right, based on previous angles (Eugene and AJ Lee, for example) dealing with mental health conditions, but for now, I’m going to put my faith in HHH to do this right. 

Other Backstage Segments 

Imperium and Rey meet up and decide to set up a match between Rey and Ludwig for later that night. It’s not a terrible way to set something up, but not what I expected 

We get a glimpse of the Bloodline, sans Roman, with Sami wisely advising the Usos to “not engage Logan Paul”, which is simply the best life advice anyone can give.

Ronda is backstage, and establishes herself as a full heel. The fans do not like her, despite her “talent”, so she will no longer try to please them. A great heel motivation, if she did in fact have championship-level skill. She establishes an open challenge for the title next week “when (she) wants”.

Drew McIntyre is interviewed and reveals that he is challenging Karrion Kross to a Steel Cage Match at Crown Jewel for the first match on that card I’m actually excited for. 

Lastly, LDF y la Reina! Zelina looks straight out of Queen of the Damned, and that’s frankly all that needs to be paid attention to. They establish themselves as a threat, specifically, as they continue to go after Hit Row. 

Liv Morgan vs Sonya Deville

This seemed like a match set up almost exclusively to ease Liv more into her “losing her mind” angle. She goes ballistic with slaps to the point where she’s able to knock Sonya to the ground. The fight spills out of the ring and ends rather quickly with a double count-out. Here, I think she’s making it clear that it's not about winning anymore. She’s just angry and wants to use that to hit people. Her ring gear is even reminiscent of Suicide Squad Harley Quinn for added effect. She even continues after the match to Superplex Sonya onto a set of chairs. Mixed with Bray’s promo from earlier in the night, I’m believing that she will be a member of his stable even more. She’s already showing the exact same motivations and spirit. 

Braun Strowman Promo

Braun calls out Omos to challenge him but is met with MVP. MVP still accepts the challenge, which felt unnecessary. Yes, Omos is supposed to be this literal “larger than everyone” force, but I still don’t see why he needs someone to speak for him. 

Damage CTRL vs Raquel Rodriquez and Shotzi 

Shotzi is still getting better! The Sin Cara curse is lifting! Dakota sold like a champ and could’ve convinced me she was knocked unconscious by one of Shotzi’s bumps. Later in the match, Iyo flips Raquel on her head with a DDT from the top rope which was physically painful to watch in the best way. As tag team matches like to do, all participants end up fighting, and Raquel drops Dakota on a pin, breaking it up. It was a cool idea, but not the best execution. Dakota seemed confused for just a little too long on what she was supposed to be doing, rather than the landing itself breaking the pin, which I think would have looked much smoother. Iyo hits a Moonsault to end it. Commentary, seemingly unintentionally, gives Damage CTRL the perfect catchphrase: “...might be illegal, but the ref didn't see it”.

Ludwig vs Rey Mysterio

I had to rewatch this match because shortly before we got ANOTHER QR CODE (which I mentioned earlier) and that took all my focus into decoding. Ludwig immediately puts Rey in a headlock, but quickly moves into interchanging offense. There are multiple pin attempts and Eddie Guerrero references, popping the crowd. I feel the references are sweet and meaningful, but I’m getting a little less affected by them when Rey is pulling them out in every match recently. 

Logan Paul Promo 

Logan Paul shows up and I, once again, do not care. He talks about how brave and great he is for a little while, and Jey appears to beat the shit out of him. At this point, I began to care, if for no other reason than to watch Logan get jumped. Logan is able to land a punch on Jey, immediately knocking him out. Commentary described it as “lucky”, but I would describe it as “bad”.

[fratboykate]

Con lo de la música, a mí me pones canciones de Juan Gabriel y me transformo.

HAHAHHHAHAHA todas nuestras mamas confused like “Why are all our kids gay?” meanwhile they raised us on a diet of...this level of gayness:

[yandere--stuck]

(Blood and implied self harm tw?)

I love ideas of yandere jane because she fits the trope of “baked goodies with blood in them” (John gets his cannibalism from grandma clearly) but she is a baking QUEEN so you know she extensively researched (and experimented) with ratios of what was best. She can’t get you sick! Unfortunately for her, she can only add a little bit! It’s ok though, since it brings you closer. One day when you’re with her, she accidently nicks her finger! She’s unfazed by it, but you (in typical shoujo fashion) grab her hand and put her finger in your mouth. You’d probably jump back after a second and apologize getting a bandaid saying something about being really worried and that you read spit helps wounds but Jane is gone. She is in heaven. She adores you but your words are floating right past her. She didn’t have to hide it in a cupcake or some cookies. She short circuits for a little bit while you fuss over her hand (and the fact you think you freaked her out)

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. ANON. YOUR BRAIN. SO TRUE SO TRUE SO TRUE OH MY GOD. I CANT BELIEVE I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!!

Also you're SO right about it being a Crockerbert thing. John is more straight forward, while Jane is more sneaky and slower to the punch about it.

This is so up my alley and I love it so much bless you!!!

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Jane was walking on air, barely able to contain herself even as she waited for her cupcakes to finish baking. Every once in a while, she'd break into squeals and giggles, overwhelmed with the joy and excitement that buzzes in her chest. She danced and practically bounced around the kitchen, replaying the memory over and over and over again!

You loved her! You had licked her wound, had tasted her blood of your own volition! She can barely contain the joy that welled up inside her, the warmth that spread throughout her entire being. You had grabbed her, touch so gentle, and your lips wrapped around her finger, suckling at her wound and drinking the small dollops of blood that leaked from her. Oh, if she hadn't known you and her were meant to be before, this would be the icing on the cake! Just thinking about it again made her flustered.

Ah, but how sad it was that the moment ended so soon, that you caught yourself and felt ashamed of your actions. She tried to tell you it was okay, that she understood, that she had read somewhere, too, that saliva promoted healing, but you were far too embarrassed. You excused yourself to the bathroom, most likely trying to hide upstairs until you found the courage to face her again, or until enough time passed that you felt it appropriate to see her again - all entirely unnecessary, of course! You never needed to be embarrassed around her, especially over something as intimate and sweet as what you had done!

The timer beeped, making Jane perk up. She couldn't help the grin that rose to her lips as she slipped on her oven mitts, moving to take her cupcakes out of the oven. Behind her glasses, her eyes crinkled with mischief as she thought of you having another taste of her "secret ingredient." Maybe it was for the best that you had absconded upstairs - it made the process of adding her blood into the batter all the easier! The first few times she had tried out the recipe had been so difficult, and there was a lot of trial and error, but with practice, it was made perfect!

For one, Jane found that it was much easier to extract blood through needles than trying to break the skin with a knife. A painful lesson, to be sure, but an important one nonetheless.

There was also the trouble of finding the best way to include her blood in the recipe. Turns out, she could simply skip out on using eggs and use her lifeblood as a substitute! Then, she'd just adjust her measurements of the other ingredients to better hide the taste, and voilà! Her special, secret ingredient cupcakes she made just for you. All of them made with love…

As she busied herself with the frosting bags she set up, she bit her bottom lip, wondering if she had somehow subconsciously conditioned you to crave the taste of her blood. Oh, the thought just made her burn all the more! Well… If that was the case, it's all the more reason to make this batch extra special! You deserved a treat, after all.

Usually, she made your cupcakes with regular frosting so as to not make the metallic taste too overpowering, but it's very clear you'd taken a liking to it! She mixed an extra hit of her blood to her buttercream frosting, giving it a slightly red tone. Jane carefully decorated the pastries, repeatedly swirling around the cupcake as she made the design of a rose.

She grinned from ear to ear, her buckteeth peeking out from under her top lip as she looked over her work. Perfect. They were perfect. Just like you!

Carrying one of the cupcakes in her hand, cushioned by a napkin, Jane made her way upstairs. Slowly, she made her way over to her room, giving a knock on the door. As much as she hated to think of you sulking or worrying over having made her upset, it made her giddy how comfortable you were with her, enough to take refuge in her room.

"Can I come in?" She called.

She watched as the doorknob turned, revealing you, brows furrowed and your expression nervous. Slowly, you opened up the door and stepped away to give her room. "You don't have to ask. It's your room."

"Still!" She made her way inside, taking a seat on the bed, patting beside herself to offer you a seat. "It doesn't hurt to be polite."

You sunk down beside her, letting out a deep sigh, unable to bring yourself to look at her. "I'm… I'm really sorry about-"

"Oh, you're still thinking about that?" She waved the thought off. "It's no big deal, really! In fact, I'm flattered."

You gave her a look, making Jane flounder for a moment. "I- I mean, that you- you care so much about me, you know? That your first instinct is to help me, and that you feel that close. What I'm trying to say is that it's all okay. You don't need to worry."

"Are you sure? You're not just saying that to make me feel like I'm not a weirdo?"

"Yes, I'm sure, and you're not a weirdo," Jane's expression was stern, but only for a moment. Her face relaxed into a soft smile as she held the cupcake up to you."

You blinked, hesitating. "You're sure?"

"Of course." She replied, tone gentle and full of love.

Slowly, you took the napkin and cupcake from her hands. You felt her eyes on you as you lifted it to your mouth - perhaps to gauge your reaction, but that wouldn't really make sense. You always loved whatever she made! Including this, unable to help the muffled moan you let out as the frosting hit your tongue and the cake melted into your mouth. Her confectioneries were always delicious. Something about them was different from any other sweets you had tasted before, probably thanks to whatever secret ingredient she added to them, always saying it was special, just for you. Her saying that always made you so flustered.

Jane was once again on cloud nine. Watching you lose yourself in the taste of her baking, her lifeblood, was absolutely heavenly. You had become one without even realizing it! Oh, she couldn't wait until she could tell you the truth of what was in it, what she used as a special ingredient. She hoped you'd be receptive to the truth, but if you weren't at first, you'd surely have been conditioned to crave it by now. You'd have to get your fix sometime, wouldn't you? And wouldn't it be all the better to get it from the source?

She cuddled up against you in a "friendly" hug, closing her eyes as she imagined you drinking from her. It'd be so intimate and loving to do so without the barrier of her baked goods, to partake in her and her actual flavor. She couldn't wait to feel how your teeth dug in and ripped into her flesh, breaking the skin, your tongue licking up droplets of blood or letting it run into your mouth. You'd look up at her, eyes glazed over in pleasure and hunger as you fed from her, practically addicted. And Jane would let you take as much as you wanted. She loved you that much.

[theepisceswriter]

AOT characters with a black S/O (Zeke, Jean, Connie, Eren, Reiner)

Synopsis: I think the title is pretty self explanatory 🙈

TW: none really besides mentions of food, African-American culture only for right now sorry my foreign babes 😕, not proofread

ZEKE

Someone throw this man a black girlfriend with a dark or regular academia aesthetic P L S because he would love you to the point where he’s obsessed and treat you so good.

Loves finding neutral shades of beige, white, or brown that compliment your skin color nicely while the two of you are out shopping. Will literally come running from across the other side of the store with a brown jacket in his hand like “Look babe, this would compliment the brown of your skin so nicely 🥺 we gotta get Instagram pictures of you in this.”

He also enjoys finding academia type hairstyles and trying to make them work with your natural hair or braids. At least once a week he sends you a hairstyle he found on Tumblr and helps you later that night to try and achieve a black version of it.

The two of you most definitely have viral pictures floating around on Twitter, Pinterest, and Instagram.

He’s so soft and patient when it comes yo your hair because he has a beard, so he knows what it feels like having to keep up with something that requires a lot of work. He’ll often come into the bathroom to do his beard and offer you an extra pair of hands when it’s your wash day. His favorite part is to help you twist your hair because he likes seeing the finished product when you take them out.

He also uses your hair conditioners and oils in his beard because they make him smell otherworldly and he likes smelling like you. And yes, he has requested for you to braid his beard once but never again because you both thought he looked too weird like that.

Grisha is the awkward white dad who tries too hard to accept you and says stuff like “Hey, like the new hairdo 😃👍🏾.” Whenever you come around. Bless his poor heart, at least he’s trying and you know he means well.

JEAN

Worships you and the ground you walk on like 24/7. He’s so in love with you and makes sure to let you know that on the daily multiple times. And he’s such an amazing lover and avoids doing cringey shit like calling you chocolate or Nubian queen goddess.

Hangs with your uncles and all the other black men in your family because he thinks he’s cool like that, but they don’t mind at all cause they love him.

His mom is the sweetest mother in law ever. She gets along so well with all the women in your family and they’re always swapping recipes with one another. One day time you and Jean pulled up for Christmas and she had a dish filled with collard greens on the table and they were good too.

He has two chains around his neck dedicated to you: one is your name and the other one is the date you two became official. You also wear his name around your neck and you have a ring with his initials on it.

Getting jewelry is something the two of you do together very often. Matter of fact, swap meets are his favorite place to go to in general and his mind was blown when you first took him to one.

Asks you to put his hair in French braids at least once a month because the process is so therapeutic for him. He loves laying his head on his lap and watching as you make his braids so neat and cute. But be careful though because he does like to “Can you braid my hair? 🥺” his way into some coochie.

Don’t brother teaching him how to braid because even if he does get the hang of it after a couple of sessions with you he’ll always request that you do his hair.

You two have random rap battles with each other alllll the time. It’s pretty split between who wins, but often you’ll call him out for trying to use lyrics from other artists.

CONNIE

Did y’all know me and Connie are blood cousins? Both his momma and daddy black and his full name on his birth certificate is Cornelius Demetrius Jones Springer, so take that as you will…

BUT REALLY, Connie fits right in with you and your culture that it’s nearly identical to dating someone the same race as you.

He has a fitted cap with your name sowed into it on the side with a cute heart right by it. It’s his go to hat and he points is out to everyone who doesn’t know about it.

Has most definitely dragged you along with him to go take one of those 2000’s-esque photoshoots with the airbrushed backgrounds. He even made the two of you dress alike and color coordinate because he’s extra like that and the photos are hanging all over your guy’s house. He carries around a mini version of his favorite picture in his wallet at all times.

You better not ever come around this man with messed up edges, visibly old braids, a too visible lace, etc because he will get on you bad and crack jokes about it the whole day because he’s a menace to society like that. No one besides him is allowed to do it though or he’ll get mad at them.

Do not ask this man to help you take down your braids unless you’re cutting them first because he will cut them crazy as hell and might even accidentally cut some of your real hair off too. He’s a master at dipping braids though, it’s something he takes pride in.

EREN

Literally a POWER COUPLE !

Eren will never have you out here looking wrong. The part on your lace is a little off? He’s telling your hairdresser to fix it! Thinks the hair you got looks too synthetic and shiny? He’s dropping big bucks to make sure you have some silky soft hair extensions.

Made you do him some baby hairs one day when he was wearing his signature ponytail as a joke, but now you’re obligated to slick up his edges for him at least once a week. He even has a silk scarf that he uses to tie them down with at night.

Is a master at finding filters on Instagram and Snapchat that don’t make your skin look Orange or pale so the two of you can have the cutest Instagram pictures together.

Walks around the house 24/7 singing 2000’s R&B songs at the top of his lungs because he’s a menace to society like that.

Supports all your financial needs when it comes to hair clothing or anything in general really. Need a new lace front? He’s wiring $700 to your account. Want a Teflar bag? He’s getting you one in every color. Some new shoes came out and you think they’re cute? He’s getting them for you !

REINER

Your aunties would L O V E a hardworking and burly man like Reiner.

He’s get so spoiled by them all the time whenever he comes around. Sometimes they pay attention to him more than they do you and best believe they slide him all the extra plates and desserts at barbecues. I just know he smacks down on a plate of soul food in like 5 minutes.

Speaking of soul food, you really lit up something in his Caucasian taste buds when you gave him a plate of soul food for the first time because now he’s OBSESSED. Every night he’s begging you to cook for him or asking you for the recipe so he can make it himself. His favorites are macaroni and cheese, fried chicken, and yams ☺️

Will bust a move on the dance floor if your family pressures him to get on it at events. He did a two-step with your aunt once at somebody’s wedding and nobody in your family has shut up about it since because they were surprised at how good he can dance. You were equally as surprised as them.

The best person to ask to help you with your hair because he’s so patient and will make sure that your parts are straight and perfect or use his hands to slick your ponytails up to the gods. He’ll do it exactly how you want it to look too and he makes sure it’s to your standard by checking in with you every now and then.

Encourages you to buy clips or little jewels whenever you take him to the beauty supply with you because he thinks you look so adorable when you wear them in your hair.