Made a height chart to compare how big teachers/headmasters are to Cookies. (You'll need context from the Bachalomoth post)
Incase you're wondering why I didn't add any Legendary Cookies or any Dragon Cookies for the height chart, is because I'm pretty sure some of the legendaries can change how big they are (example: Sea Fairy, Black Pearl, Sugar Swan, ect) while the Dragons are in the same boat as the teachers/headmasters in this Au, that being the are things that weren't originally Cookies that can take the form of Cookies.
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sorry, are we pretending fyodor hasn't been canonically watching over atsushi and manipulating his circumstances since he was a child.
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a reluctant graduate of Skywalker Academy + his perpetual source of hypertension enthusiastic sidekick
sweatshirts were approved by the headmaster's dad
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Jedi Master Bernardeau "Bernie" Aiyu Namya, General of the 318th Attack Battalion, served as the head créchemaster in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant for the majority of his life. From the day he was brought to the Temple by the woman who later became his Master, the Seeker Jolaia Shakeen, he exemplified the selfless love and care of the Jedi. He survived not only the loss of his Padawan Leonie but also, miraculously, the events of Order 66; he eventually settled down with his adopted daughter, Chava, and his husband, the previous clone Commander, Luck, in Luke Skywalker's new Jedi Temple.
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This is a reminder that Dexter already had a Cabbage-Throwing Catapult when Raven needed a distraction for Headmaster Grimm in the books. Like yes he was helping Raven because he has a crush, but also he already built that and wanted an excuse to use it. It’s just such a random thing to already have and to have also built yourself.
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Not a fankid but something else!
The first headmaster of Blueberry Yogurt Academy as a Cookie!
Incase you're wondering "Wait, wasn't the headmaster of Blueberry Yogurt Academy Bachalomoth?" Yes, but this is the very FIRST headmaster, while Bachalomoth was the current headmaster before things went to crap.
I wonder what their name would be?
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Bro, here is my conversation with my music teacher today:
Me: "I would like to leave choir"
Him: "You're in choir?"
Me: "yeah ._."
Him: " yeah, ok no, but you can't do that. You're in for a year. You can't just leave. Maybe you could have left at the half year, but that's too late now anyway. You are in for the rest of the school year"
BRO?!?!?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOE I WAD IN CHOIR??? YOU FUCKING INVITED ME IN??? If I didn't ask, he probably wouldn't even have noticed if I just stopped coming. But like huh, I got better stuff to do. I would love to join theater club, but choir and theater are both Fridays, so apparently I can't now. Like? You can't just keep me there? I just won't come. I mean, i love singing, but idk, singing in a choir makes me so dysphoric. I was put in fucking mezzo soprano by him - I'm pretty sure I'm alto, but ok. It's just that, I think I can sing as high as the others in mezzo, but my voice sounds deeper. Idk how to describe it, but my like voice volume is different ig? Idk. Choir is just no fun to me, and now I gotta stay??
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we talked about this but my petty hill to die on is that BEAUXBATONS AND DURMSTRANG ARE COED and making fleur the only female champion and coming in last place actually becomes extremely fucking sexist when you make her school all-girls
Okay, well, now I am declaring today "petty hill to die on day" and I want you all to come into my inbox with your petty hills, regardless of fandom. Happy leap day, all!
YES TO ALL OF THIS, ZO. You are 100% correct and it's absolutely sexist in light of Fleur coming in last.
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