WHB Series #1 (Cont.)
*The angels created by the MC kneel before them, awaiting their orders.*
MC: You’re all quite a handful, but I can’t release you just yet. I need to see if you’re truly worthy of being called my angels.
MC: Hm... What is the first virtue?
The angels: Purity.
MC: What are the fourth and seventh virtues?
The angels: Compassion and Wisdom.
MC: *smiles* That's right. Lastly,
MC: What do we do with pedophiles?
The angels: Kill them without mercy.
MC: *chuckles* You're ready.
MC: Raphael, guide these angels to their destination.
Raphael: *smiles then bows his head*
Raphael: *faces the angels* Let's go!
MC, Michael, and Gabriel: *watch Raphael and the angels leave*
Michael: ...
Michael: Those angels only follow the three virtues you mentioned. Why didn’t you teach them all of the virtues?
MC: Why would I teach them all the virtues when you, a seraph, misunderstood them?
Michael: ...
Gabriel: *smirks* Michael, haven't you learned your lesson yet to never question god?
Michael: *seethes in anger*
MC: ...
MC: *yawns*
Gabriel: God?
MC: Shh, quiet. Let me sleep. *closes their eyes*
Michael and Gabriel: ...
Solomon: I'm impressed.
MC: Yeah, yeah. I'm the goat. *lies down*
Solomon: Looks like you're really exhausted.
MC: Creating angels... Watching my back... Acting like divine... Figures.
Solomon: ...
Solomon: Michael is in your room.
MC: I don't care. I'm tired.
Solomon: ...
Solomon: Surprisingly, he doesn't seem to be planning of doing anything.
MC: Just be on the lookout in case he wants to stab me. *yawns*
Solomon: You're lucky if he doesn't break your neck.
MC: Nah, that's too quick. Bro would torture me than give me an easy death.
Solomon: *chuckles*
Michael: ...
MC: *sleeping peacefully in bed*
Michael: ...
Michael: *sits beside them*
Michael: ...
Michael: You may possess the power of a god, but I will never see you as one.
MC: *turns to their side, facing him*
Michael: ...
Michael: *lies down beside them*
Michael: ...
Michael: *snuggles against them*
Michael: !!!
Michael: *his breathing became ragged, and his face flushed*
Michael: Why... Why do I— *his eyes moved down to their lips*
Michael: *moves closer to kiss them*
MC: *opens their eyes and headbutts him*
Michael: !!! *falls out of the bed*
MC: Ow, my head...
Michael: ...
MC: *glares at him*
Michael: ...I may have disturbed your sleep.
MC: *shoots him on the forehead*
Michael: ...
Michael: ?
MC: Don't be surprised. The act of killing is forbidden in this room.
MC: However, consider that a warning.
Michael: ...
Michael: *chuckles*
Michael: *kneels in front of them, and gently presses a kiss to their foot*
MC: !!!
MC: What the f—
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: What did you say?
Foras: Seraph Michael... has become obsessed with the descendant of Solomon.
Leviathan, Barbatos, and Glasyalabolas: ...
Barbatos: That's not good!
Glasyalabolas: You didn't have to point that out.
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: What else do you know?
Foras: He attempted to kiss them on the lips and when he failed... he kissed their foot.
Leviathan: ...
Leviathan: That filthy angel—
MC: *is clearly stressing out* He's trying to play the 'love your enemy' card.
Solomon: Does he? Or is he actually in love with you?
MC: ...
MC: You're supposed to be wise here.
Solomon: *chuckles* Well, you got your first kiss.
MC: Yeah, from someone who has a foot fetish!
Solomon: *laughs*
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WHB Series #1 (Cont.)
MC: *wearing a face mask* Let's get down to business so I can leave this place early.
Belphegor: ...
Belphegor: *smiles* You're straightforward.
MC: Nah, I doubt you'd be interested in making a conversation at all.
Belphegor: *still smiling* Beleth, you take it from here.
Beleth: Okay, Your Majesty.
Beleth: *clears his throat* *unfurls a map of Niflheim in front of them*
Beleth: You see the red marks, descendant of Solomon?
MC: Yes.
Beleth: Angels are swarming these places.
MC: Ah, so you want me to do some pest control?
Beleth and Belphegor: ...
Belphegor: *chuckles*
MC: *sigh* You devils won't give me a break. *grabs the map and heads straight to the door*
Beleth: Wait! Wouldn't you need an escort?
MC: ...
MC: *looks at the other devils present: Gusion, Bathin, and Harumon*
MC: ...
MC: I'll take the coward cat.
Harumon: Hey! I'm no coward!
MC: ...
MC: Is that a young devil?
Harumon: Young devil? Where?
MC: He's hiding behind that rubble.
Harumon: But descendant of Solomon! No one's living in this place now!
MC: *yells* Oi, kid! What are you doing there?
MC: ...
Harumon: ...
MC: *clicks their tongue* He's shy. *approaches the 'young devil'*
MC: Hey, why are you hiding?
Harumon: ...
Harumon: Who are they talking to?
MC: Huh. What's his name?
MC: Oi, Harumon. Do you know someone called 'Andrealphus'?
Harumon: Yes! He's one of us!
MC: *points* This boy's saying he's his twin.
Harumon: !!!
MC: So you're telling me that I possibly met a ghost.
Beleth: Yes, it could be. You're the only one who can see him.
Bathin: Can you draw what he looks like? We need to confirm if it's the twin of Andrealphus.
MC: What a bother. Someone give me a notepad.
*after a few minutes*
MC: Does that confirm it?
Beleth: Yep, no doubt.
MC: ...
MC: Great. So I can see ghosts now.
MC: ?
Beleth: What is it, descendant of Solomon?
MC: *unamused* He's sitting on my lap.
Gabriel: How could you insult god like this?!
Raphael: It's the truth, Gabriel. God has returned.
Michael: ...
Michael: How were you able to tell?
Raphael: I tasted their blood. There's no way I'm mistaken.
Michael: ...
Gabriel: *fuming in anger*
Michael: In that case, why didn't you bring them?
Raphael: They are worried that none of you would believe them.
Raphael: *his face turned serious*
Raphael: Now seeing your reactions, proves that they're right.
Gabriel: Should I just kill you right now, Raphael?
Michael: ...
Michael: Calm down, Gabriel.
Michael: This could be our lead. Regardless, Solomon definitely did something.
Gabriel and Raphael: ...
Michael: Aside from the information you've got, do you have anything else, Raphael?
Raphael: ...
Raphael: *smiles* God has considered me their most beloved seraph.
Gabriel: *fumes in anger*
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