#the goat of protein

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[cryptic-symbols]

A lot of pre 2003 mountain goats is random and occasionally stupid shit and usually im on board and I recognize this one’s probably going over my head and that’s like the whole point or whatever but also i have to ask, because I just have to, and i know i will never get an answer but. Pure Honey goes like this.

What possibly could have inspired a song this specific. What’s with all the Portuguese water dogs, John?

[specialagentartemis]

unfortunately if I want to independently develop a hypothesis about Rohan's economic/subsistence structure I really need to learn things like the requirements of taking care of horses in the winter and the growing seasons/growing lengths of crops like lettuce, radishes, carrots, and kale, and metalworking time and space commitments, and the types of houses that can be erected and torn down quickly, and the required land area of grazing per horse, and the social organization of Iron Age Eurasian horse cultures, and what other animals might naturally live on the Mark, and productivity and caloric value of mare's milk,

and like. also reread the Lord of the Rings lol

[starbuck]

and I am leaving you and I am sorry

[coldfruitwater]

paragraph of all time. and well it’s possible i may be too goatspilled on this one but this song lowkey FUCKS cmonnn john u know u want to play it live sooo bad

[baskervilleain]

been meaning to post this for so long and finally remembered. found at half price books in minneapolis

[kintatsujo]

you would be baffled to hear how many random dairy alternatives are just automatically strawberry flavored, or "mixed berry" that has strawberries in there anyway, speaking of food allergies

Strawberry is not an uncommon allergy, it's less common than a dairy allergy but it's one of the most common fruit allergies

God forbid you have food allergies to both dairy and nuts (that's why there's so many kinds of different dairy replacements; it's not uncommon for people with food allergies to have overlaps)

[hairtusk]

i blog for the women who are slowly figuring out how to live their lives without fear and self-inflicted suffering, and feel joy at sudden interruptions of beauty in the quotidian

[john-gosh-darnielle]

It's Tuesday, and you're coming home.

Yeah!

[jennying-my-thebes]

I made a playlist!! I have always noticed how in many, many, MANY songs, John brings up some random place so I decided to go through every single song on spotify and compile them all into one playlist! I tried to organize it the way it made sense in my brain, so it starts with the "Going to" songs, then does the songs with places in the titles, then there are a few songs that don't have places in the names but rather denonyms, and finally the rest are songs with unrelated titles but that mention places in the lyrics. yes i have autism

[goldenboypeanutsofficial]

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[cryptic-symbols]

If there are 10,000 “Yam, The King of Crops” by the Mountain Goats fans, I am one.

If there are 1,000 “Yam, The King of Crops” by the Mountain Goats fans, I am one.

If there are 10 [actual realistic number] “Yam, The King of Crops” by the Mountain Goats fans, I am one.

If there are no “Yam, The King of Crops” by the Mountain Goats fans, then I felt sick, felt good, the heat burns, old wood, muscles in my arms pump like machines, the jericho palm tree is plush and green, bright sun, the new day, I felt sick in a good way, felt the fever climb when you came down, all the way across town, and you brought me a plate of sweet potatoes; sun fading overheard, the sunset, bright red, your green eyes, your smooth walk, fresh tomato, celery stalk, you cook: pot of pari basmati rice, I felt good, you looked nice, you stood like galatea, over me, fried garlic, kimchi, and you brought me a plate of sweet potatoes.

[yourbelgianthings]

i'm leaving out all hail west texas on purpose because it would sweep and i'm curious to know what people like otherwise! i'm also including the compilation albums rather than all their individual sources

[starbuck]

that mountain goats song? oh yeah, i love that song. it’s one of my favorites. i could sing the whole thing for you right now. i know what album it’s on and which part of the album and possibly even which track number it is. what is the song called? i don’t have a fucking clue.

[goingtothebes]

“How’s it goin, my name’s John, i’m from Iowa. We’re the Mountain Goats *strums*, all of us, and this is called “Handball””

Thinking about this radio version of Handball. Just listen.