Got a friend to watch TGF finally, trying to loop her into reading the book since she has been reading a looot for school anyways and likes to. Anyways, so I send the cliff notes etc for Boris chapter and ughhhh
theo: i am So good at disguising my Homosexuality because i am not even Homosexual so its so Easy for me to just be a Normal Straight guy who never thinks Gay thoughts and loves Women!
boris: we only fucked when we were kids cos we were bored and there was nothing else to do
all i can imagine right now is teenage theo’s stupid gay ass listening to the 2004 re-release of mr. brightside by the killers (because, yknow, vegas) on repeat while bitching about kotku in his stupider gayer journal and then having an internal crisis wondering why mr. brightside speaks to him so viscerally