#the good zombie

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[noodles-and-tea]

Good episode.

[giraffeiisms]

"d-dont shoot!" sam screamed absolutely terrorfied.. he got on his knees quivering shaking..."j-just let me speak...."

@the-good-zombie

@the-good-zombie

Her hands grip her pistol like a vice. Months of gun discipline coming to a front right before her eyes at the infected approached. Only halting the squeeze of the trigger when it spoke.

She recognized that it was Sam, the young boy she traveled so briefly with. Those days were past now. What was he doing here and what was he doing even more so talking.

"Speak up then before I blast your brains across the concrete."

[chloesimaginationthings]

might I interest you in a Michael doodle today?

I’ll finish this soon, trust 🙏

IM ALWAYS INTERESTED IN A MICHAEL DOODLE…

[bildads-shoes]

I love that the whole 1941 sequence which involves Crowley firing a literal *gun* at Aziraphale is arguably the most romantic part of the series, and Crowley kissing Aziraphale for like 15 solid seconds is arguably the most violent moment of the series

[valtsv]

honestly i think that if there was an actual zombie plague it would be much harder to convince people not to risk infection by going near them in an attempt to "help" or "communicate" than you'd expect. like people would for sure be wary, but a lot of people are also compelled to help someone who seems injured or vulnerable. the cognitive dissonance of separating living human beings from the hungry dead would be harder when they're not actively behaving aggressively. there would definitely be more than a few cases where people got too close out of a misguided attempt at compassion or saviourism and were mauled, not unlike those who misunderstand or deliberately ignore the warning signs displayed by wild animals. people wouldn't be able to resist reaching out to loved ones in the hope that they might be different, not beyond saving. zombies might even learn to prey on those impulses. or the infected, losing control and drowning in fear, battling new, abhorrent instincts threatening to overwhelm them, might lash out, and spend their final moments of lucidity knowing they've condemned the very people they least wanted to hurt to the same terrible fate.

[myrathefarmer]

Ghostly road-trip 🚙 👻

This au has truly taken over my mind, created by @tibby-art, @elven-kisses, and @kieiswrite!

[shima-draws]

I'm rewatching GF since the whole world seems to be into it right now (thank you Alex and the Book of Bill) and AGHHH I FORGOR about the body swap episode when the twins find the secret room and Stan picks up Ford's glasses and later we see him sitting on the couch looking at them wistfully...

Shut up shut UP that's NOT okay

[kyasunn]

Oh no I think I really like their ex-divorced besties dynamic I really do

[spielzeugkaiser]

Idk if you do good omens but if so azriphale and Crowley?

I do!! I love themmm

that was also requested by @dickesende, thank you for the kind words too!

[kitmarlowe]

[hey-hey-j]

as promised—Rock zombie!Viva, JD, and Floyd for chapter 13 of the World Tour swap! Not to toot my own horn or anything but I'm amazed at how well these turned out

(★ my Ko-fi)

[crafting-mojo]

a kiss hello

[thekingofspin]

[valtsv]

How so-called "Died and came back wrong" fans look when real zombie horror comes at them:

if more zombie horror focused more on the "died and came back wrong" aspect and less on jumpscares and guys in halloween makeup screaming and biting people and jerking the camera around i would enjoy them more