#the greatest hits edit

[blackthornluce]

Lucy Boynton and David Corenswet as Harriet and Max in The Greatest Hits (2024) directed by Ned Benson.

[misselesava]

What in the name of LutherVandross just happened? I just met the guy who's gonna change my life.

THE GREATEST HITS | dir. ned benson (2024)

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Beautiful from Ordinary Days

[nedlittle]

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

[bloodbending]

someone please help me find that quote about how someone was overwhelmed with the weight of the world and their problems when they were physically alone, but that weight felt like nothing in the presence of a friend and good conversation

[fossilized-forest-friend]

this was funnier in my head

[adobe-outdesign]

I was googling Lopunny the other day to check something on Bulbapedia and got the funniest “people also ask” result possible

[didlivio]

NEEDY GIRL! reblog and credit if using!

[rcbertleckie]

JOHN EGAN and GALE CLEVEN MASTERS OF THE AIR (2024)

[akkpipitphattana]

first kanaphan knocked the fuck out in a hospital bed cinematic universe

[alexanderpearce]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called Ancient Roman sexual mores, you'll be ēbria ab tuā cucurbitā

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: a man's status as a fully gendered uir is not only not compromised but in fact bolstered by his penetration of other males

my buddy Gaius Valerius Catullus, pacing: Ō Mēmmī bene me āc diū supīnum / tōta īstā trabe lēntus īrrumāstī 😭😭

[unpretty]

on the internet no one knows you're a hog

[blackthornluce]

David Corenswet as Max in The Greatest Hits (2024).

[disaster-reasonable-48]

This is fucking stupid

[screenwrite]

LUCY BOYNTON in Rabanne styled by Leith Clark, hair by Leigh Kates, makeup by Alex Babsky (April 2, 2024)

[quaintpanic]