#the hoes gonna love this one

[m00ny-0]

💫 Sirius Black 💫

[yourfavealbumisgender]

The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance is Transgender!

requested by @monscrow

[egg-but-with-style]

Totally not inspired by an audio I just listened to, but soap finding your porn audio tabs

NSFW under the cut! (Also aftercare?)

His phone died, and he needed to look something up, okay fine. Problem is, Johnny is a nosey fucker, and while, yeah, he did need to look something up, he also wanted to maybe look at your search history

Really it's his fault that he found it, dirty audio porn that has the listener being fucked so hard they see stars. He starts degrading you over it, "Yer really fucking dirty aren't ya? Didn't take you to be such a slag"

You're practically begging him to give him back your phone, even going so far as to try and pry it out of his hands, which, you almost do, you aren't small and you're decently strong, but he's literally a trained agent.

He keeps reading off stuff you listen to. Non con, deepthroating, humiliation, overstimulation. He hit the jackpot. Soon enough he's telling you to pull of your clothes.

"Bet you were fuckin wet the second I started talking to you. Go on, take off your clothes, I know you're wet" you try and tell him off, "Johnny please, I just..it's not-" then he's grabbing you by your throat and you shudder "What did I just fucking say?" And who are you to argue with that?

He takes one good look at the pond you call your pussy and attaches his face to it. Sucking on your clit and making you whine and moan.

"Johnny.. please.. I- Ah Oh my god!!"

Then he has you cumming on his tongue, making you wish he'd found out about your kinky side sooner. But he doesn't stop, he just keeps sucking

"Im- Oh fuck! I'm really sensitive..please."

He comes up to the surface, looking you in the eyes while your juices drip down his chin. There's this wild look about him, like he's planning on marrying you just because of this.

"I know you like it bonnie, I'm giving you want you want. Whether you think you do or nah."

Then he's back to it. Only after making you cum for a third time does he finally unbuckle his belt, slowly sliding his hard, dripping cock into your messy hole.

It's a tight fit, your walls are barely able to accommodate to his girth. You thought you would've been a bit more prepared after making such a mess on his tongue but apparently not. Now you're just whining.

"Too big...I feel- feel full..."

"Yer so fucking tight, greedy cunts pulling me in"

He's thrusting so hard and fast, He's mesmerized by the jiggle of your thighs and your tummy everytime he moves, he's not sure what he did to deserve such a goddess. Only when you're seizing, grabbing onto the sheets and crying from pleasure does he finally cum inside and flop down on top of you. And even then he's flapping his gums "Bloody hell that was good..you did amazing for me.."

You let out a groan in response, and he laughs. You're practically boneless. So he pulls out to go and get the bath running, coming back with a towel to clean you up in the mean time.

"I love you.."

"I love you too you horny bastard.."

He lets out another giggle

"I'm not the one who listens to audio porn"

"Oh shut the fuck up!"

[laurrelise]

umbrella academy au where klaus hargreeves opens up a random briefcase that he thinks is filled with money but accidentally travels in time to 1967 in the middle of the vietnam war and meets a soldier named forrest gump who he inevitably falls in love and lives the rest of his life happily with

[radarchives]

[promoxie]

Ging "I want whatever I don't have" Freecss talking like this to another man while already having had a whole CHILD with someone he's not with anymore. I've said it before and I'll say it again, this man is a HOE

Literally flaming

[cherry-bomb-ships]

I TOLD Y'ALL I'D POST IT 😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖😳💖 WHYYYYYY DID HE HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT WHY IS IT SO DRAWN OUT AND SLOW WHY DOES THE WAY HE DOES EVIL HAVE TO BE SUCH HOT GIRL SHIT I CANNOT DO THISSSSSSSSSS

[peeheadx]

"Elevating, that's what your kisses are Whenever you're near me, I see shooting stars Body and soul locked in blissful unity I'll stay yours if you stay mine We won't ever have to leave cloud nine" Tavares- Ridin' High

[i-love-def-leppard]

JOE HOES ARE GETTING FED WITH JOE CONTENT RN!!!! everyone say ‘thank you ross’🙏

[mechieonu]

someone worded this better on twitter but i would be so okay with tipo never becoming canon. like. i just want to see more of them & the five in general bc i can't get enough of them; my paranoia is just that if (& that's a very big if) a romance gets written w zhen when the potential between tigress & po's friendship has been building over three movies i will cause 17 natural disasters at once

[littlefang666]

Imagine being a fan of Littlefang666 on tunglr dogt com in the years of our lord and then she goes silent, except foor someone propping her corpse up to reblog a few times every once in a while, for like YEARS. and then suddenly i pop back on here like hi lol.

Like imagine following me and that happening and being like "unm, okay hi haha okay then"

[chiistarri]

chat how do u make someone txt u back...

[cccotard]

as the ranger expert what do you think/what would you like to see with ranger in 3-2? maybe a surprise return?

abbsolutelly not

Listen..cmere...I love Ranger. I love him a lot. I love him so much. I could kill for more Ranger content. Not in the yttd main story though. His story is such an excellent tragedy with Such an amazingly satisfying ending that I hope all my remaining meow meows will give me an ending with the same amount of gratification.

And now being given Sei, and context to all those lines like "[Rio Ranger] ..is not your real name" and that tear-threatening "hu...man?" from his death scene MANNNN

Ranger's in a tough spot because no one cares enough about the little shit to ever see past the Ranger doll and see a broken Sei. Rio Ranger is irredeemable, and his very.. morally dubious end is just what he needed.

Although....I said this in my last post, but I think Ranger is a reflection of Asunaro and Gashu, but also, very importantly, Safalin.. who happens to be the only one still up that could possibly know about Sei, and care at all ! Safalin is by far the most 'human' of the floormasters and its either her or meister seeing over the last main game. And sorry all meister fans (all 2 of you laughing emoji) but I am a Safalin truther !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's dropped too many bomb lines not to possibly have a role in any 'escape endings'.

What I mean by this is that past chapter two, Ranger doesn't have anything to give us really, except Safalin motivation to rebel rise up safalin fans it will be our time

this turned into a Safalin rant very quickly hahaha my bad

tldr Ranger's completed arc is simply too perfectly tragic to be continued in any way. Would I screenshot a mention and stare at it for a very long time because it would probably mean something deeper because Ranger is a reflection of Asunaro's corruption ? Yes. Yes I would. But that's the most I'll take: a mention. I don't wanna see his face again in the main story because I don't need to.. his guest star appearance in 3b was amazing though didn't expect it 10/10

[loonarmuunar]

Once artfight is over and I can draw the zora drawing I have in my head it’s OVER for all you bitches

[allofuswantgwinam]

i just feel like life would feel just a lil better with someone who was just for me

[guest0666]

just made some doomed yuri for cleanup crew life is good