#the lady and the orc

[finleyfenn]

The devious, notorious Captain of the Orcs, fully defeated by a proud proper lady 😁

This gorgeous new art is by the amazing Sweets, and Grimarr and Jule are from my book The Lady and the Orc! I published it four years ago today, fully expecting that no one but me would ever read it... I'm just so grateful to all my reader friends who have made it possible for me to keep writing in this world ever since 💚💚💚

[krisx10-reads]

I think about this book often. Because of this book, my entire friend group knows how strongly I feel about the word 'prick' being used in a 'sexy setting'. I personally don't think prick is a sexy word at all.

Like really, the amount of times I've shouted something like "The word Prick has no business describing giant, meaty orc cock" in the middle of a social gathering should probably be embarrassing... but I have no shame...

I didn't finish this book... I'd still like to try again one day, but it just makes me so angry. I've seen so much praise for the author and series though, and sometimes I wonder if I was really fair...

[spacecardiver]

Chilchuck looks like he didn’t even realize he was just worried about them.

[alexboakeillo]

Roslyn: she’s so stronk, we have no choice but to stan

(Mith agrees)

[arcadechan]

ok. SHE.

Fern lives in a country with a giant magical forest. The people live alongside this forest in relative harmony, thanks to the efforts of the Lumberjacks. The forest has a tendency to spread, and overgrown parts spawn monsters. Fern is in charge of the Westside; cutting down lumber, hunting monters, clearing trails, and so on. She loves her job.

[beedokart]

Gragya’s new Pride outfit.

It’s rather questionable and… direct. But she’s half orc-half goblin, so you have to expect odd fashion priorities.

[rupertbbare]

Orc Lady by Alice Blake

[catbatart]

ALRIGHT GUYS!

Ordering a BIG batch of mousepads for the holidays, including-

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AN ORCTOBER MIRACLE!

I've revamped my old bara orc husband design to ordered more of him! Plus Orc Wife, PLUS Gelatinous boob!

Preorders in this case will be HUGELY helpful as I'll have a better idea how much shipping supplies to get for the holidays, so if you think you may want one for Christmas (for yourself or as a gift,) PLEASE consider ordering in advance! It'll make the whole process smoother and I'll ship them out the weekend they arrive! (Should be late November, early December!)

So if you're interested in a sexy DnD themed mousepad, check them out here! (I also still have tiefling husbands in stock for immediate shipping!)

[sesamenom]

Reverse Gondolin AU Family Portrait - House of the Queen

[merilles]

tauriel 🏹💚

[badtusk]

Dakk!

[finleyfenn]

The deadly, dangerous Captain of the Orcs, ready to rampage across the realm, and steal away his fine lady to Orc Mountain 😈

This gorgeous new Grimarr is by Ukrainian artist Helena Nikulina, and he's just so good, right?! His scars, his hair, his sword, his "I will destroy you" face 😂

Grimarr's book The Lady and the Orc recently turned four years old, and it's been such a joy to write about him ever since! Happy birthday Grim 😁

[lady-sleepless-gaming]

Happy 10 year Anniversary Elder Scrolls Online! 🎉

[shyblacksheep]

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[shiraglassman]

books i owe reviews to

I am behind on Stuff but here are some books I read recently that I liked

Lavender House 1950′s queer noir. Gay cop gets fired for being gay and ends up a hard boiled PI solving one of those Rich Household Murders when the head of a soapmaking fortune falls to her death. Has TW’s but a happy ending for the MC, who sounds like Batman in the audiobook.

Legends and Lattes Orc retires from adventuring and opens a coffeehouse in a city that’s never heard of coffee (which is its own kind of funny.) She accidentally found-families herself because of course she does, and it’s got f/f in it. 

A Gentleman in Moscow Smartass elegant aristocrat is sentenced to permanent house arrest in a hotel when the communists take over in Russia 100ish years ago. Book describes the next several decades of his life and all the adventures you can get up to in a small space, which are: plenty. Surprise, like the previous one this also has restaurant stuff in it so I felt very Seen by the person who recommended it to me. Has m/f in it.

A Lady for a Duke Regency m/f romance. Heroine was thought dead on the battlefield in Waterloo but instead, she’s nursed back to health in a cottage and takes the opportunity to quietly transition and return home to become the “poor companion” to her brother’s wife. Problem: her old best friend, who has a lot of Waterloo trauma himself, is at the end of his rope. He does lash out when he figures out his new love is his old lost friend, but it’s 100% selfishness not transphobia (”how could you let me think you were dead”) and there is more than enough space in the story for him to redeem himself. Just wanted to make sure y’all knew that was in there.

I also read Project Hail Mary ages ago and that was really cute. I LOVED the ending bc it was more than I was expecting by that point. I went in nearly completely cold and that’s why I’m not describing the plot, just that someone I trusted said that they thought I’d like it. So I’m gonna let that be the spoiler: that it was ultimately cozy enough for the likes of me. :P

[sandmeister]

goofy ah lilitu sketch