#the losers club as vines

[incorrect-losers]

Stan: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Richie: What's wrong with "sticky nut juice"?

Stan: EVERYTHING! EVERY FUCKING THING!!

[coconut-dreamz]

gorgeous

"you've ruined my life, by not being mine" || tom blyth x actress! reader

a/n: i'm baaaack, with more ts and love for tom blyth

you should take it as a compliment that i got drunk and made fun of the way you talk

you were at out at a local bar with some of your cast mates from tbosas. you were sitting with rachel and you were mocking tom's british accent. the two of you were laughing at your terrible impression. "why does he say that! it's so funny!" rachel laughs.

"what are you two laughing about?" tom's walks over from the other side of the table. "nothing" you both mumble out, sharing a look. "sounded like you were having a lot of fun earlier" he adds, you laugh at this. "sounded like you were having a lot of fun earlier." you repeat in a british accent, mimicking tom.

rachel bursts out laughing at this. tom just gives you two a look like you'd both gone insane. "making fun of me now?" he asks, as you lose it. "maybe," you make out between laughs. "that's not very nice." he says in a jokingly stern voice. "sorry, we just think your normal accent is so funny." rachel explains as you continue to laugh.

exasperated, tom leaves, going to find the company of people who won't laugh at him when he speaks. this causes the two of you to laugh even harder.

you should think about the consequence off your magnetic field being a little too strong

somehow, you always found yourself gravitating towards tom. whether you're on the opposite side of the room from him, you always find yourself right by him within a matter of minutes. he had a weird pull on you.

you had been talking with an actor that played one of the background academy students when you heard tom's laugh from across the room. it distracted you from the conversation you were having. she seemed to have noticed your lack of attention and just smirked. "go ahead," was all she said and nodded her head towards tom. you thanked her and left towards him.

he smiled as he saw you approaching the group, opening his arms to you for a hug. you sighed contently as his arms around you. "how are you?" he whispered in your ear. "better now that you're here." you admitted

and i got a boyfriend, he's older than us he's in the club doing, i don't know what

your boyfriend had just texted you telling you he was going out with some friends for the night. it was morning for you, being on the opposite side of the planet from him. hearing that from him, you knew you'd probably be seeing some headlines of him in the morning, or night for you.

things were strained lately, with you being busy with back to back projects and him, honestly not doing shit. it made him feel emasculated knowing you were currently the it girl and he was just known as your boyfriend. he was a bit older and no longer in his prime and no longer booking big projects.

you're so cool, it makes me hate you so much whiskey on ice, sunset and vine

you were on a break from filming so you, rachel, tom and josh decided to go to la and soak in some sun. you four were out at dinner. and tom was telling you all about what it was like filming for billy the kid.

he was nursing a whiskey and ice, recounting all the notable parts of filming. it made you so jealous. he was just so damn cool. this was not helping your giant crush on him.

you've ruined my life, by not being mine you're so gorgeous

you and tom were sitting in your trailer, just basking in the peace and quiet. it wasn’t everyday that you got to sit and relax and enjoy some coffee and mediocre croissants.

it killed you knowing that tom wasn't yours. you even broke up with your loser boyfriend. "god, you're so fucking gorgeous." you mutter under your breath while sitting with tom enjoying coffee. "what was that?" he looks up from his book. "huh, oh nothing!" you blurt out, not realizing you said that out loud, taking a sip of your coffee.

i can't say anything to your face 'cause look at your face

"hunter, why's he so damn gorgeous. i can't handle it!" you shout to hunter. you were all gathered in some local bar. you longingly stared at tom from across the bar. "girl, i don't know. tell him yourself." she answers blandly. "i can't! nothing ever comes out of my mouth when i try to talk to him. he must think i'm some type of weirdo!" you exclaim, annoyed by the beauty of that gorgeous, gorgeous man standing across the crowded room.

and i'm so furious at you for making me feel this way but what can i say? you're gorgeous

"oh my god! i'm so mad!" you randomly shout as you third wheel rachel and josh in rachel's trailer. "what is it now?" josh asks, tired of your antics. "we all know it's tom. it's always tom." rachel answers for you. "i'm so furious that he makes me feel this way, but he's not mine!" you dramatically flop onto the couch.

josh shakes his head hearing this, "then tell him how you feel!" he advises you. "i can't! he's too gorgeous for me!" you reply, fake crying into the pillow. the two roll their eyes at your dramatics. you should take it as a compliment that i'm talking to everyone here but you

it was finally the end of filming, so the director threw a wrap party. you waltzed around the room, talking to nearly every single person. everyone but tom.

"why won't she talk to me? is she mad at me?" tom asks hunter. she gives rachel a knowing grin. "i don't think she's mad at you, but you should ask her yourself." rachel adds, pushing him towards you.

tom decided he had enough of you ignoring him and walked towards you, interrupting your conversation. "hey, can i talk to you?" he asks, you simply nod, too nervous to speak.

and you should think about the consequence of you touching my hand in the darkened room

he grabs your hand and leads you to a dark corner of the venue the party was being held. "did i do something wrong?" he asks, a concerned look on his face. "no! not at all!" you exclaim, trying to alleviate his thoughts. "i've just been feeling nervous around you lately."

if you've got a girlfriend, i'm jealous of her but if you're single that's honestly worse 'cause you're so gorgeous it actually hurts

you weren't sure of tom's relationship status, he never mentioned anything about having a girlfriend and you never mentioned anything about being in a relationship either. not that you even were in one anymore.

a part of you wanted him to be single, but a part of you hoped he wasn’t. it was honestly worse if he was single. it probably meant he wasn't interested then.

ocean blue eyes looking in mine i feel like i might sink and drown and die

you stare into his blue eyes. you never realized how blue they were. they were like oceans. all you wanted to do was swim in them, or even drown in them. they were so gorgeous, just like him. "have your eyes always been so blue?" you ask aloud, staring deeply into his eyes.

you make me so happy, it turns back to sad, yeah there's nothing i hate more than what i can't have

you loved spending time with tom. he made you happy. but there was always a sad feeling that's fill your heart when you thought about how he wasn't yours.

"are you single, tom?" you break the silence after your precious confession. this question shocks tom for a moment. "yeah, why?" he asks a little confused by your conversation now. "can i kiss you?" you whisper out, inching closer to him.

he doesn't answer and instead slams his lips onto your own. after a few moments of passionate kissing, you pull apart. "you don't know how long i've been waiting to do that." tom whispers, his face still only inches from you. "god, you're so gorgeous" you mutter out.

[autisticlancemcclain]

fic rec friday 31

welcome to the thirty-first fic rec friday! where, on friday, i rec five of my favourite fics.

1. Skirt, Dirt, Worth by @ardett

Lance wants to see Pidge wear skirts and makeup. (But really he doesn’t.)

i know the description doesn’t give much, so you’re going to have to trust me. and i really truly do recommend this one. this one...it’s one of the first vld fics i read, actually, as it was early 2017, and i’ve only had the strength to read it once. it’s not that it’s traumatizing or gory or particularly hard to read except that it’s...heavy, is the word? it made my heart pound and my breathing go fast. i couldn’t...i was feeling absolutely everything lance was feeling and it was scary in the way being vulnerable is scary. it has influenced everything i have ever written. if you’re looking for really early team dynamics and a quietly emotional exploration of gender that will change your perception of it for eternity then i cannot recommend this enough. and i hope i will find the strength to read it again soon

2. putting it into words by @jilliancares [EXPLICIT]

Lance decides to bottom for the first time. (This one's so full of fluff that you MIGHT have the visit the dentist afterward.)

very soft and sweet and emotional! exactly what the description says, you go into this fic expecting something specific and you are satisfied by the end of it. jillian has always been and will always be very talented at exploring young, barely adult klance learning how to be with each other and be themselves.

3. Say Yes To The Mess by @astrolatte

"Keith?"

"Yes, Lance?"

"Is that a dead Altean boar on our front porch?"

"Yes, it is."

"Did you bring the dead Altean boar and leave it on our porch?"

"...do you like it?"

Keith wants to sweep Lance off his feet with his proposal, that is if he doesn't get himself killed first.

one of my fave post-war fics ever tbh. like this made me LAUGH. i love how awkwardly earnest and affectionate keith is, i love how many mean lesbians are included, i love keith & lance’s family, i love long suffering and endeared lance. the whole thing is a sweet and funny masterpiece

4. competitions by @jilliancares [EXPLICIT]

After a certain competition goes wrong, Allura tells Keith and Lance that they're not allowed to compete anymore. Naturally, they bring the competitions to the bedroom.

i love this one bc its so real. like of COURSE these losers would do this. and of course it would work for them. they are rivals first and foremost. rivals to lovers? no. they are rivals AND lovers. they are somehow something more homoerotic than rivals

5. teamwork makes the meme work by muuni 

Allura creates a groupchat for the newfound members of the Gender-Sexuality Alliance club at Voltron University. Everything goes downhill from there.

Keith Why was I never considered

Shiro You know why.

Keith For fuck’s sake You shank a guy once and suddenly you’re “violent” and have “anger issues”

Pidge keith you;re gonna make me piss my pantsnhdjkljdhjh

people like to shit on chatfics all day long ‘oh they’re cringe’ ‘they’re not funny’ ‘they’re overdone’ false. you need to learn how to have fun. chatfics are SO MUCH FUN. dorky dialogue?? memes?? vines bc this fic is old enough for that?? occasional regular scenes to flesh out the story? a sequel? team as family? klance?? MATT/HUNK, WHICH I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND HAVE NEVER SEEN SINCE?? this fic is amazing and i will hear no slamming of the genre

that’s it for today (and sorry i was late)!! i’ll see y’all back next friday for the next fic rec post!!!  

[nico-the-newt]

The Losers Club as Vines

Bill: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down

Bill: the benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less

Eddie: I saw you hanging out with *Connor* yesterday

Richie: E-Eddie it's not what you think

Eddie: I won't hesitate bitch *pew*

*At Eddie's funeral*

Bev: We will now play the deceased's favourite song

Bev: *cries as 'Simple 2' - imovie plays*

Richie: Why do we need labels? Gay? Straight? We're all humans

Stan: Are you eating mayonaise?

Richie: It's just food, why do we need labels?

Mike: Let me see what you have

Eddie: *running past* A KNIFE

Mike: no-

Stan: Okay, let's tell each other secrets about ourselves

Stan: I'll go first

Stan: I hate you

*In yoga*

Instructor: and release all those sounds that are trapped in your mind

Mike: *high pitched screaming*

Bev: Jokes on you,,the Jonas Brothers can't break up they're brothers

Richie: Stop saying I look like chicken little - he's dumb and he's a coward and I am nOT A COWARD

Bill: ahah hey it's ur boy,,skinny p*nis

Ben: Man do you have any shaving cream?

Richie: No, I don't like the taste

Ben: You eat shaving cream???

Richie: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste

Ben: I'm in me mums car - broom broom

Ben's Mum: Get out me car

Ben: awe :(

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

Scars That Heal Losers + Pennywise as Vines Cause I Wanted To and I Could

[mellowuris]

Conversations the losers definitely have had before

PART 5

Hello!

I'm back!

Please take this as a apology for not continuing.

[floralbuckley]

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the losers club as vines pt 1

[incorrect-losers]

Ben: I’m forever alone

Richie: You got me

Ben: No like, someone that makes me feel better

Richie: I could make you feel better

Richie: I’ll suck your di-

[panrich]

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watched this old vine and yeah,, , 

[b0nfireheart]

Eddie: my mom said that if I don’t get my grades up, she’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year

Bev: that’s weird, what’re you gonna do?

Eddie: fucking study, I guess

[wiinchesterlogic]

The Loser's Club as Vines

Stan: *sleeping*

Richie: *shoots gun at ceiling*

Stan: *wakes up and falls on the floor*

Stan: THIS IS WHY EDDIE DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

[softserve-and-fannypacks]

Richie: Bev. You need to set me up with eddie. he's not responding to any of my moves!

Beverly: what moves?

Richie: I've moonwalked past him like, ten times

Beverly: I can't believe it hasn't worked.

[edmercer]

the losers club as roommates

stan: ok you know what, you’re in timeout, GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE, GET UP THERE

richie, climbing on top of the fridge: this house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

[source]

[eddiekaspbraklives-blog]

the losers club as vines

eddie: want some leftovers?

richie: what is that?

eddie: you’ve.. never had leftovers?

richie: no, cause i’m not a quitter.

stanley: *claps & cheers*

[age-of-vanfleet]

Eddie: “RICHIE IS THAT A WEED”

Richie: “no, this is a crayo-“

Edddie: “IM CALLING THE POLICE”

*enters 911 on a microwave*

“911, what is your emergency”

[richneds-blog]

the losers club as vines

Stan: welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus

Richie: *doing a line of cocaine*

Stan: kumbaiyaaamamboooo

-

Eddie: hi, welcome back to me screaming. ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH. AAAAARGHHHHHHHH

-

Richie: to make a long fuckin story short, I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

-

Bev: so I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties

Ben: *crying tears of laughter*

-

Eddie: *screaming* DONT COME NEAR ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

-

Bill: Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap, if he -

Richie: wait a minute. Why does Johnny have that many dish soap.

Mike: MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID

-

Richie: *throws frisbee onto the highway*

Stan: what the FUCK Richard ?

-

Mike: so I just googled slay... wut tha heeckkk? i do NOT kill people. I promise you I do NOT SLAY