#the mikaelsons incorrect quotes

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Freya: We need to distract these guys Elijah: Leave it to me Elijah: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Klaus, Kol, and Rebekah: *Immediately begin arguing* Finn, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Damon: Oh really? *Stands up,* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Kai: *raises hand*

Katherine: *raises hand*

Klaus: *raises hand*

Elena: *raises hand*

Damon, side eyeing violently: Elena Gilbert, what was that?

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

[ladymarvel27]

Klaus: Elijah- Elijah: *wipes away a tear* Y/N used to call me that. Klaus: Klaus: Because that's your freaking name!

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[morgane-art]

Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.

Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.

Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...

Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-

[fandomnerd9602]

Hope keeps drumming her pen…

Y/N: Hope

Hope picks up the tempo…

Y/N: Hope!

Hope: oh I’m sorry does that bother you?

Y/N: well how would feel if I banged you on the table like that?

Hope: I was hoping you’d ask!

Y/N: wait what?

Hope grabs Y/N and pushes them down onto the table…

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Caroline: * rejects Klaus for the 100th time * Klaus: I am single by choice Kol: Yeah, but not by yours

[athenasalvatore1922]

Damon: Y/n is extremely dangerous

Elena: Damon that's your daughter:

Damon: I know

Caroline: What makes her dangerous?

Damon: She can drive anyone insane with a single conversation

Klaus: She really can, it makes you question everything you've ever thought of or done in your life

[Y/n laughing in the distance]

[winter-berries]

Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?

Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back

Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?

Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?

Kol:

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Freya: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Elijah: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Freya: Three of us saw it, Elijah. How do you explain that?

Elijah: *points at Rebekah* Sleep deprivation. *points at Klaus* Paranoia. *points at Kol* Delusional personality disorder.

[mikaelsonincorrectquotes]

Y/n: Sorry about biting you the other day… Got a bit carried away.

Rebekah: Oh. I thought it was hot.

Y/n: What?!

Rebekah: Don't look at me like that. I liked it.

Y/n: Oh.

Rebekah: …

Y/n: …

Rebekah: Would you like to do it again?

Y/n: Absolutely.

[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n: The kids are asleep

Elijah: ...We don't have kids

Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep

Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?

Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.

Elijah: We?

Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call

Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.

Y/n: Did you give in?

Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her

Y/n: Parents?

Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are

[ladymarvel27]

Elijah comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Y/N’s bedroom. Y/N: Babe, are you... coming to bed? Elijah: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Elijah: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Y/N: …

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[morgane-art]

Y/n : crushes happen all the time !

Y/n : I know I've had them for all you guys.

Y/n : Well, except for Klaus, Kol, Finn, Rebekah and Freya.

Elijah : ...

Elijah : What-