"You pulled me from the river. Why?"
"I don't know."
"Yes, you do."
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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS
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In light of recent information
They earned their autistic licence!
A win for autism! We got another one (or two?)(edit: or three?), lads
Update: I’m making a full-sized version of the badges so people can make their own (alas I cannot sell). I have a list I’m chipping through so it’ll be at least another week until they’re up!
HERE THEY ARE!
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I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door
DDVAU created by @xmaruu11 and @kitsuneisi
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you're the moon to my sun, not merely because you light up my otherwise dark sky. the moon only shines once the sun fuels it's lights, and you only seem to come after i remind you that i'm still alive.
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