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fazcinatingblog · 7 months

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Also when Sophia was telling really guy about the lightbulbs he needed to change and putting the bins out, I was behind sophia but really guy saw me laughing so he's like "Laura's laughing" shhhhhh quiet

#honestly though Sophia knows i take nothing seriously #how I'm still employed is beyond me #five years!!!!! it's nearly been five years!!!!!!#all the times i laughed at things Colleen said and then colleen would be like IT'S NOT FUNNY LAURA #yes it is #what would Jenette and Colleen think about this 112 km thing #neither of them ever EVER got that much from the weekly travel money #the most they ever got was like $30 #and really guy just getting $95 (some not paid because there's nothing in petty cash atm) for the week #that's more than Colleen's cleaning money!!!!!!#he gets more to drive sophia to and from the office three times a week then what Colleen got to clean the office #imagine if anyone from work found my blog I'm so sorry #tony let's talk about tony #i felt so bad today because we were laughing so much downstairs about Tony getting a pay rise #and poor Tony works upstairs and he was the only one up there aw he comes down like 'are you all partying?'#The Woolworths guy noticed that the productivity report is wrong cos Tony's column shows he brought money for the business in July/August #he only joined in October #so sophia thinks Tony has brought more money in and hence the pay rise????? i don't know #anyway #i don't know #moving on #what's happening this weekend I've got nothing #i think I'm going out for dinner Sunday idk where though #most likely fasolo pizza because that's what was originally discussed #guys don't tell jlawbenn if i go to Fasolo pizza without her oh man #Alex fasolo sees me enter the restaurant and automatically brings over an organic cola and margerita pizza with no basil #me trying to make conversation with people without using words like Biancyes and ma ake

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saltmalkin · 2 years

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warrior

#furry #anthro #illustration #digital art #fantasy #yall ever have that one piece you slap down in like 30 minutes and it becomes your most favorite piece you've ever done #this one's that for me #i got the specular lighting on it like #so nice

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ineed-to-sleep · 2 months

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*me immediately after going through a terrifying and traumatic experience* haha yeah I guess it was rough but I'm fine now like I'm totally chill. It was kinda funny actually if you think about it

#GUESS WHO GOT A PIERCING INFECTION SO BAD OVERNIGHT SHE HAD TO RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL #AND GET SURGERY TO REMOVE IT BC THE METAL WAS BURROWING ITSELF INSIDE HER LIP #yep that was meee :3 #man. it sounds so silly now. like that probably shouldn't have made me panic nearly as much as it did #but you have to understand at the time it was terrifying #I noticed my lip was a bit swollen earlier in the night but I was like ok it's probably nothing serious #I put some ice on it hoping it would be back to normal after I got some sleep #then I woke up at like 5:30 AM with my lip super swollen and my lip piercing literally burying itself inside my flesh #I tried pushing it back out a bit and blood and pus started coming out so yk I started panicking #so I went upstairs and I asked my mom to drive me to the hospital #luckily we have free healthcare in brazil and the hospital was basically empty(this was on sunday)#but when I got there they told me the doctor wouldn't arrive until 8AM and it was like 6:45 at that point #so I REALLY started panicking 🫠 bc I could feel like the piercing kept burying itself more deeply like #I felt like the skin inside my lip was going to close around it and I was terrified bc I had no idea what to do #and I was scared it might make things worse #but all I could do was sit there and wait and so I started having a panic attack #luckily my mom was there with me the whole time so at least I didn't feel alone #and then I just. waited for it to end. and then tried to keep myself distracted until the doctor got there #I got treated by military doctors! sjdjcjck the army has been giving additional support for hospitals in my city #bc of the floods some health units are currently closed and demand got higher so they needed extra support there #so an army doctor performed my surgery(inside an army tent no less ajfjjfkf maybe not ideal but. functional)#he was so nice?? like probably the calmest most careful doctor I've ever been treated by #I still had a bit of a nervous breakdown again after the surgery but that was bc I'd never been through something like that before #I got anesthesia obvs but I still felt the tug when he cut into my skin to remove the piercing and did my stitches #so my mind started cooking up all these horrible scenarios of how everything could go wrong and I was gonna die #cried on the doctor's table. 👍🏻 awesome #but he and his assistant were super nice about it she even offered me a hug #but anyway in the end I finally calmed down and got some medication #now I'm all stitched up with my little bloated lip eating soup out of a straw 👍🏻 but I'm ALIVE and I'm just glad it's all over fjjvjkf #sleep.txt

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workinclass · 8 months

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MileApo Poll: A Year in Review (the incomplete list):

Vote for your favourite moment from this highly scientific poll where I talk about quantum physics and socialism (or just come and enjoy this little trip down memory lane)

The birthday gift that was a year and a half in the making!?

(the full timeline and lore | x)

2. Miles 'when will my husband return from the war' 2am lonesome blues sessions and Apos 'at least we're gazing at the same moon' separation anxiety posts

3. The Woody interview and the mortifying ordeal of being cherished

(the emotions 😭 also famous for such moments as omegaverse being confirmed real, nobody asked and Mistaken Identity: The Freudian Slip)

4. Bickering: the 6th love language (smoothie vs coffee)

View on Twitter (plus the entire saga)

5. Mile as seen by Apo '23 edition

6. Fun ways to introduce Marxist praxis to fine dinning

(some extra goodies as a treat)

7. 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ (who needs marriage when you can have quantum entanglement)

8. This 'Before Sunrise' genre of Mile and Apo

9. When our eyes met on the runway.......... at the Monsters University fashion show...

(the origin story now in technicolor)

10. In conclusion 😭😭😭

⬇️ Poll under the cut ⬇️

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maudiemoods · 3 months

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Crying at work because my poor coworker got his apron caught on a tub of caesar dressing and it fell, shooting dressing up to the ceiling and all over him. I looked over and saw him covered in it and in two seconds a bunch rained down on me SKKDKAKDKSKMDMS

#KDKEJFKSKDKAKDKDK IM CRYINGGGG #most comical cartoony shit to ever happen in front of me #it sounded like RAIN!! THERE WAS SO MUCH!! ON THE CELLING AND WALL!!#i was laughing so hard i got behind on orders and had to stay an extra 30 minutes #ren won't shut up

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evilkitten3 · 8 months

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team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

#naruto #naruto shippuden #team minato #team seven #hatake kakashi #nohara rin #uchiha obito #uchiha madara #namikaze minato #hatake sakumo #jiraiya #nobody knows who kakashi's mother is. his dad isn't sure he has one. he doesn't know where the kid came from but. the dna tests are clear #obito thinks it's the science teacher. y'know the one with like a bajillion different weird animals. only in this case they are all snakes #kakashi thinks that's dumb bc mr orochimaru is definitely a man probably #also bc when he asked he just got creepy laughter and a lecture on how to clone humans #i'm not kidding about rin btw no one at the hospital has any fucking clue where she came from #none of them are going to be the first to admit it tho #they tried to run a paternity test for her but the only match in their system was a man named nohara isobu. who's been mia for like 30 year #and yes being raised by an ever-changing stream of people none of whom had enough time for her did mess rin up a bit #on the bright side. she is easily the most medically proficient seventh grader in the history of anything ever #and she'll have recommendations for days when she applies to medical school #gai and his dad are also there but they're pretty much the same

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druidonity2 · 1 year

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Dragon Noodle Soup :3

#world of warcraft #dragonflight #dragons #I both adore the kalimdor racing event and also am highly frustrated cuz advanced gold is always 1-3 seconds off #most fun ive ever had in WoW #also worst time ever #maybe second to the mage tower cuz that shit was NOT MADE for my ADHD ass #im joking the worst times in this game is trying to convince strangers to let you join endgame content #and then get bullied by them #i dont do dungeons anymore #seriously tho the dragon racing is some of the most fun and engaging wow content ever give me moreeeee #I need more single player content that feels like this #that is highly rewarding and i dont need to suck up to assholes to achieve #((desperatly begging for a solo story version of dungeons and raids so i can experience the story without getting abused by other players))#i DID THE MONK DMG MAGE TOWER IN LEGION. I HAVE TRIED THE NEW VER 100 FUCKING TIMES #AND ITS HARDER THIS TIME SO I FUCKING CAN'T #ASLDKHADOIHADIA #I have to be on top of every fucking thing for like 12 minutes straight due to my dmg output and following guides dont help me #I got him down to 20-30 percent and then ditched the game to play FFXIV for a full ass year #this was jan 2022 #I havn't attempted since i probably should.#sorry forgot what this post was about

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lethal-liability · 3 months

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Okay so I decided to watch Vikings don't ask why but please tell me why the opening shot of the pilot is literally

#im not fucking joking its like they increased the saturation on just his eyes #they're like. kool aid blue. the most unnatural shade i have ever seen #i got 30 seconds into this show and had to pause to make this post #anyway #vikings series #ari screams into the void

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eiimxko · 5 months

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I simply think that white straight male incels shouldn't be playing genshin/hsr anymore and should just die afterwards

#I got to twt for one min and it's filled with lesbophobia that ruined my entire mood. that's great #also something about a streamer being weird towards robin......#and making the GROSSEST comment I've ever seen when hcing her as a lesbian #this seriously sucks why hate women and lesbians this much lmao #luckily I've only seen this shit on twt (ofc. the most toxic app to exist)#these streamers and their fans can kindly go fuck themselves #imagine being so mad with your tiny little dick that someone hc a fictional character as a lesbian #also why complain about us being annoying when genshin and hsr is LITERALLY FILLED WITH YURI??????#they really are blind af 💀 no anime girl will fuck you go pay your taxes white 30 year old man #also I'll never forget the lesbian fetishization from these men when the acheswan animation dropped #tons of them making “hOt” and “iM hArD” comments. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!#you like seeing two women get together but when they're ACTUALLY together it's a problem?#kys ♡♡♡♡#txt. ⚡#genshin impact #honkai star rail

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trashcandroid · 1 year

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sometimes i want to grab twitter users by the face and just scream and scream and scream and scream and violently shake and scream

#mine #got mad at people on twitter hating on quinton reviews sorry #i wrote a huge post about it actually lol but didn’t post it since it really did just boil down to #twitter users who have already made up their mind about something refuse to ever possibly consider anything different #also the sun’s gonna rise in like 30 mins probably and i don’t want to ruminate so much on this #actually most of the responses have been positive so that’s good

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dykepaldi · 8 months

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PETER CAPALDI ON MY FAVOURITE LITTLE PODCAST

#losing my mind what a thing to wake up to #AND ive got a train ride this morning so i can listen to the whole thing. life could be a dream #yes this is like. the most 30 year old white guy podcast ever but i love it and have listened religiously for years #genuinely pcap and jodie whittaker being on this podcast was a pipe dream of mine in like 2018 #mine

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astrxealis · 11 months

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hi guys please wish me luck for my college entrance exam tomorrow for one of my dream schools xoxo

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#LET'S GOOO MGA PAREH 💙🦅💙🦅💙🦅💙🦅#i'm so chill for some reason even if ik i will never forgive myself if i don't get in. anyway. manifesting!!! i will pass with flying colors #IT'S REAL DAMN STRESSFUL FOR ME bcs i am aiming for honors courses which means i have to be top 15%... i am top 15% (and higher) in my batch #in school anyway but... urgh...#so. yeah. give me all your best wishes thankyousomuchxoxo AHHEHEHWHSHFJAH sobbing (but fr. if you do. i really appreciate it!!)#i believe in myself :] mostly. the time limit scares me and math and abstract reasoning bcs 5 minutes for 30 items but yeah. okay.#i am Smart ..... bro i literally got perfect on my physics exam and got 100 in statistics (i am really proud of these in particular)#my extracurriculars are good !! all my math scores are insane (cue a math nerd) and science (science nerd) english (god. no explanation #needed) honestly every subject is slay and so is my essay-making but ERGH. honors course... top 15%...#i will try to be chill! honestly i am already lol the nerves aren't getting to me somehow. gl to me and all that i know and do not know.#both here and irl :3 also to fellow ph kids (who are most likely younger than me if they aren't older and yk not worrying abt cets anymore #LMFAO) err idk if . okay idk what i was going to say LMFAO anyway i'm busy af and idk if i'm good with teaching others #but if you ever want any tips from me (honestly i don't really have tips. i do what i do and just make it. but there's a lot involved there)#feel free to come to me for anything ^_^ anything at all tbh. doesn't have to be acads idk i like helping others in general. BUT IT DEPENDS.#but yeah just hmu whatever i will have you know i am genuinely a smart & responsible kid and i am proud of that bcs my family is amazing w #smarts but also the Hard Work is there so :3 !! english is my forte science is my forte math is my forte. also socsci and whatever tbh.#i'm probably insane but i genuinely love all those topics and what we learn in school FISHFK so yeah !!! okay i shut up now #will do my best... zzz... and then i will work on myself. to be better than i already am and even better than i could possibly be. ya. fun!#the mga pareh is a joke btw i like imitating filipino kids like that. like yooo mga pareh let's goooooo wahee!!!!!

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way-too-cool-raybot · 9 months

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Had an discussion with my friend about this so;

#if anyone was curious personal hc is late 40s or early 50s #i figure thats what most people think. like those are clearly middle aged men right #cartoon? i can see them being like. mid to late 20s at the earliest #id rather say maybe their 30s #hit the road i guess ill place before the cartoon and say they're mid 20s.#the 3 seasons they are minimum mid 30s but i usually think early 40s #and TTiV they just seem so peeved by the world. like my father. 50s #60s is pushing it for me thats like #early grandpa status #(yes i think it would be funny to have a mid-life crisis after season 3)#we gotta start killing more people sam its on my bucket list #(the list is just a hit list)#anyway got carried away with the tags AGAIN #poll #first ever!#sam and max #sam & max

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justewil · 2 months

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guy with bad at talking to people disorder: wow i wonder why i find it so difficult to talk to people

#uauauauauauuaauuauauauauauauaugrrggrgauaugrrgrgrgrgrrrerrrrrrruauuuuuuauauauaughhhh #yeag. also i just dont understand how to have conversations . what am i supposed to say #i dont think thats the mutism though thays. something else . i dont know what its . a mystery .....#therw is defienitwly other stuff wrong with me than the mutism thkugh because . i dont think it would make my brain like how it Is ......#semi related but twitter is making me . really nervous at the moment . ihave 184 followers now ehich isnt even a lot but #but they all followed at tthe same time i dont know who any of them are i dont know how to interact with any of them #iposyed the wip thre too and it got 30 or so like which . Again isnt a lot but its auauauugh. yeag #most of them are aa fans too even thoguh i font post about it Ever . what are they doing here #uhhh i dont remember where i wa sgoing with that . yayay #edit this wasnt suppoed to go here sorrgy . i dont think most of it makes sesne #talks

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myfriendtheghost · 1 year

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goodnight my beautiful lil dork

#I am. very afraid for this week lmao 😭#my roommate is home and I have to drop the news on her that I’m moving out #which would be very normal and understandable under most circumstances #especially in this situation because she will soon be making $30 an hour and our rent is only $550 a month lmao so she can afford it easily #but …… she is so terrible to communicate with <3 and does not like spending money <3 so I’m afraid <3 #I just have to keep reminding myself that it will be worth it #I’ll be happier #I’ll be working towards my goals #I HAVE goals for once in my life LMAO #it’s going to be okay I just have to get through the bad parts first 💕#on top of that I also dread work tomorrow lmao #BUT!!!!#I had THREE SEPARATE PEOPLE contact me for photography jobs today !!!!!#one of my aunts is having me photograph her crochet pieces so she can sell them online #another aunt (who owns a popular local hangout spot) is gonna have me photograph an event at the end of the month #and I got invited to photograph a CHRISTIAN MUSIC FESTIVAL ???#LIKE OKAYYYYYY #my emotions r everywhere #and now I want 2 cry over josh being the prettiest ever like omg #anywho I am exhausted !!! love y’all sleep well

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firstruleofmethclub · 10 months

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Gimly's D&D 5E Player Characters - #7

Name: Astra Harrowe, the Wolf Spider

Race: Half-Moon Elf

Class: Seeker Warlock x. Whispers Bard

Background: Courtier

Ability Modifiers: +5 Charisma; -2 Strength

Campaign: The Lost Mines of Phandelver campaign I had originally played as Tree in began to spin off into a bigger thing with at least two whole extra campaign books thrown in, and Tree had kind of run her course, so I asked if I could bring in a character of my own creation, and thus, Astra.

Backstory: Astra was a Harper agent who had been installed in a small castle, posing as a courtier to learn its goings on and return information to the Harpers, and ensure that their values are being upheld there.

She was recently reassigned to Phandalin to quietly investigate rumours that the Lords Alliance have seized unwarranted control of the town, and that Order of the Gauntlet agents had also been dispatched there. Her orders were to discover if these other factions intend simply to provide aid the town of Phandalin, as had been suggested, and if so, to assist them as best she could. If however their motives are to use hostility to take Phandalin as their own territory, she is to report back to the Harpers immediately, and co-ordinate their downfall.

#Astra was far and away my most powerful character #in terms of like raw level she made it to 9 which was 5 levels higher than i'd ever gotten a character before #and 4 levels higher than i've gotten one since #but also the build was great and she got more magic items than i think every other character i've played combined #also fit the party dynamic really well #was playing with a fighter/barbarian multiclass and a cleric/ranger multiclass #i think the best show of just how fuckin' undefeatable that trio was was holding a bridge with just 1 NPC cleric helping us out #against a literal army #for like 30 rounds or something #while the army is also getting into boats to cross the river without using the bridge and stuff and we're simultaneously wrecking the boats #it was like well over 100 hobgoblins but also some villain characters with magic and stuff AND a bunch of ogres #she became known as The Wolf Spider once we beat the Black Spider and she took his armour and repainted it #started using villain stuff to try and scare other villains #Also she became a wererat but pretended to be a werewolf #but a were-anything makes you immune to like 90% of damage #gimly #dandy #noticemequannaix

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