#the one eyed snakes

[ltwharfy]

I'm rewatching "Ambergris" and when Louise is talking about how they are going to sell the ambergris, she says she reached out to "the hardest, most ruthless criminal we know"- it's Mickey, of course. But if I was Critter or one of the other guys from the One Eyed Snakes and I found out about that, I'd be a little hurt. Like, those guys seem to be harder, more ruthless criminals than Mickey.

So that's Louise's real mistake in this episode: she didn't think about all of her adult criminal friends to consider who would do the best job.

Of course, as a viewer, I wouldn't trade Mickey's appearance in this episode for anything. The monkey and/or crow bar (him and Trev are totally gonna open that some day!). "Mickey tank bank!" "Seagulls! Swarm attack!" He is priceless in this one.

[happypeachsludgeflower]

XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.

HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.

A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.

WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!

[duskythesomething]

glad to see everyone's loving my snoodle pics! we had a vet checkup for them both this past weekend- clean bill of health!

the vet said that their care is great AND that they're both confirmed boys, which is what we were hoping for! ♂️🐍

for those who have not met these two before, this is Cheesecake Banana Snake and Snickers Pie the One-eyed Guy!

🧀🍰🍌🐍 - 🥜🍫🥧🐍

[a-a-a-anon]

[fanficciera]

t4t monster sex

[antoine-triplett]

One of my favourite things about the Bob’s Burgers movie is that the kids manage to solve a murder because they are pals with literally everyone in town from the leader of the local biker gang to their millionaire landlord community works folks

[imperiuswrecked]

“It wasn’t really Namor’s fault that Ramonda died” IT WAS. IT WAS. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE THIS AWAY? I’M SORRY IF YOU CAN’T STOMACH NAMOR NOT BEING PERFECT BUT PLEASE STOP. For fucks sake, it was by HIS HAND the queen died! Yeah there were outside factors pushing Wakanda and Talokan towards conflict but stop trying to erase the fact he has and would kill people!

[skimpilydressedwithanaxe]

Redesign of my old nsr oc, their name is Niko theyre a struggling future funk prod maker and they fucking love magical girls

[babsvibes]

Take your time with this one but I'll be waiting for some One Eyed Snakes headcanons 👀👀🤌🤌

Oooo a surprise ask!! Thank you so freaking much! I do have a few headcanons and even named some of the bikers lol

Part of the reason it was difficult for Critter to transition to leadership was because Horny Dave acted a bit like a father figure for a lot of these grown ass adults. Now Critter's made parenting a transferable skill, using biker techniques on Sidecar and fatherhood techniques on the One-Eyed Snakes

The second story of their club's building has a few rooms for people to crash in over night, but it's mostly where they store extra equipment for making meth. The Belcher kids are super banned from exploring (but that doesn't stop them from trying)

They have a lawyer named Vanessa Beatle, who has repeatedly told them to stop calling her Slug Bug

Rat Daddy is an excellent cook and teaches everyone how to grill. His motto is: "Everyone should know at least two soups."

Nasty Slim is an amateur poet. The entire gang has been to an open mic night

They get the Belcher kids honorary vests when they graduate high school. All of them are weepy at the ceremony (most having not completed high school themselves)

And for the names:

[strawberrystepmom]

yall im still thinking about kakashis visible cock in gai's suit who approved that art who did that why did they do that whats their address so i can send them flowers

[unclefathersantateddy]

"Sometimes the one you slept with nine months ago was right in front of you all along."

Gotta love Mudflap

[narastories]

to no one's surprise, I have a real soft spot for Boyd's shenanigans with the St. Cyrs in season 4

[amethysttheanarchist]

LETS TALK ABOUT THE LIL HEADCANNON OF LOUISE JOINING THE ONE-EYED SNAKES CAUSE HONESTLY I LOVE THAT

LOOK HOW FUCKING COOL THAT IS HFLDHHDKDHFJDIESK-

[duskythesomething]

I MAY... HAVE BROUGHT HOME A NEW CHILD..........

this is Snickers Pie the One-eyed Guy! poor lad was so on sale it was ridiculous and i couldn't help it, so Cheesecake Banana Snake gets a new sibling.

[nonbinary-hatter]

My favorite head cannon for the belcher sibling's. I have is that, when each of the kids turn 16. "The one eyed Snake" gives them there own gang jacket and take them out riding and makes each kid a "official" crew member. All the belcher kids loved it. when it was lousie 16 birthday. They made it into a big party for the last belcher sibling to join in. They at least party for 2 days.

[flowerboygeralt]

ive fallen out of love with the witcher (netflix) but i think i could love it again if they remade the whole thing exactly the same minus the stupid fucking contact lenses