#the ones who know what happened arent eager to tell

[badassbutterfly1987]

Summary: Justine plans for the fute while Thomas ends up looking back.

[rusmii]

I saw that something happened and i hope everything is okay, and gets better💗💗 I wanted to tell you my little idea I had based on something I saw but imagine a vampire chuuya x artist reader, the specific scene i imagined was chuuya frowning while looking into the mirror, being met with nothing, just his bedroom, not him, never him. He constantly would glance in mirrors or front facing cameras in attempt to see himself but always being disappointed and walking away to go sulk somewhere by himself. One day, reader notices him standing infront of his bedroom mirror, a common occurrence now, so they take it upon themselves to drag him away, placing him down on a chair in there art studio, that once was a spare bedroom that chuuya changed because "no one stays over anyways" and "you deserve your own space, doll", so after a few hours of him asking if it's almost done, trying to hide his eagerness with complaining the seats uncomfortable and the room is to cold, eventually the painting is done and they happily show him, at first chuuya doesn't react but then he smiles, slightly, very slightly that its almost unnoticed. "is that what I look like?". "I tried to make it as accurate as i could" to which he would question his own appearance, because what else could he do? "Is my hair really that color? My eyes surely arent two different colors, right? ..right?" each answer being met with a small laugh or gentle smile, nodding along and confirming his questions to be the truth, after his questions die down a bit and he would thank them, grabbing there hand and kissing there knuckles to which the reader would respind with "dont thank me, i would never give up an opportunity to draw another portrait of my muse". Chuuya, responding curiously, the smile a little more noticeable now. "another? is this not the first?" to which reader smiles and shakes there head, grabbing a notebook thats kept in perfect condition, showing him each page, the whole notebook dedicated just to him. "I know we can't exactly capture all those picture perfect moments in a picture, so i drew them instead..!"

AHHH OMG this was supposed to be a really short sentence like a quick "oo la la what if?" BUT MORE IDEAS KEPT COMING AND IM NOT A GOOD WRITER AT ALL SO I KNOW ITS NOT THE BEST AND I DIDNT REALLY CHECK FOR TYPOS BUT I JUST HAD TO! i have SO MANY ideas for stories or writings but i can NEVER actually put them into words or anything so i usually forget them but i needed to tell this one to someone and i thought you would like the idea!!🫶 i have another idea (not really with any character just a little idea) of a soulmage au but like my own sorta twist on it if you'd like to hear about it!! again, i hope you and everyone you care about are all okay💗💗 mwah💋

OMFGG AVA I LOST MY DRAFT TO THE SCENARIO IM ABT TO FUCCKINNNGG CRYYYY….

butbutbut let’s talk abt UR WRITING??? holy shit girl this is beautiful 😭😭 WDYM U DONT KNOW HOW TO PUT IT INTO WORDS?? UR DID IT SO WONDERFULLY RIGHT HERE 😳😳😳😳😳😳

BUT AAAAH vampire chuuya who has spent centuries without ever looking at his own reflection, realizing that he is indeed, the most gorgeous vampire a human has had the pleasure to lay their eyes on when he sees the hand-painted portrait by his one and only love 😩🥺💕 AND THE INNOCENT SHOCK OF YOU WILLING TO PAINT HIM OVER N OVER AGAIN UNTIL HE GETS TIRED OF LOOKING AT HIMSELF AAWWWAAAAAAA

[deleteddewewted]

Do you have any NSFW FatGum head cannons? if so could you share them? ○-○c

Fatgum NSFW Headcanons

MNDI

W: Food Play, GN! Reader, Size Queen, Cum Play, Sex Toys, AFAB? Reader, Sub! Fatgum, Dom Readern, Strap on, Body Worship, Mentions of Sub Drop, Aftercare, Insecurities

Fatgum is a man of many talents and many tastes.

He isn't afraid to try anything new.

He actually really enjoys food play but something that comes as a shock to others is that he really likes pegging too.

Like, he will buy his own dildos, do his own prep, and then ask you to shove the massive monster cock plastic toy inside his stretched ass.

It shocked you the first time you tried it with him because who would have thought he was into the whole size play.

But it only makes it better for you because it means that fucking him with a larger strap is just part of the fun.

There's something that is so appealing and pretty about seeing a man of his size take a massive sex toy and beg for it to go deeper.

Butplugs and cock rings are a must.

Cumplay is another dirty secret of his so he enjoys having you use fake cum and just squirting it inside him.

Plug him up with a buttplug and make him wear it through the entire day. It is a thrill for him since he can only take it out once he's back at his apartment and being watched by you.

Anyways, back to the food play.

He likes it, no, loves it when you put chocolate syrup on his dick.

Watching you lick it off and then add more, a mess of both his cum and a sweet treat, had him feral.

He also enjoys it when you arent shy to play with the rest of his body and not just his sex.

His chest is an area where he’s pretty sensitive, specifically his nipples. So if you decide to put some syrup or frosting there, he would be overjoyed.

Let him eat some cherry syrup or frosting off of your own body too. He likes servicing you and bringing you pleasure.

If anything, that is his main goal when it comes to having sex.

He wants to see you make those pretty faces, the one that you make when you orgasm is his favorite because it shows that he’s done well.

Kissing his face while you ride him gives him butterflies.

Just because it’s a sexy time doesn’t mean you can’t be soft with each other.

If you kiss his stretch marks he’ll be eager to do the same for you.

Reassurance is a must because sometimes he might suffer sub drop while you might deal with dom drop.

When either of those happens, please make sure to help each other.

For aftercare, you can expect a lot of physical contact.

He mostly asks you to avoid his sensitive areas but he welcomes you laying on top of him while you play with his hair or he gets the chance to lay his head on your stomach while he hugs you.

He’s sentimental so he needs you to reassure him that you love him and that you think well of his physical appearance.

He knows that not everyone likes a heavier body, he knows there's nothing wrong with being fat (he literally called himself Fatgum for the reason of taking the usual insult and making it a compliment.)

But, he sometimes needs you to tell him how handsome he looks.

Tell him his chubby cheeks are fun to squish. His cellulite and stretch marks are just additives to him that make his body more impressive, showing the hard work he does. Tell him that his stomach and his chest are fun to play with. His thighs are just perfect for you.

Just tell him how much you love him no matter what he looks like.

He’s happy to just get compliments and he will always be as caring and loving with his words and actions when taking care of you too.

[laboflove]

Megumi x FR

•Megumi aged up•

Megumi X Cheerleader

❗Warnings❗{Smut, degradation, hard dom, dacryphilia, spanking, drinking}

A/N: Megumi thinks you're pretty much an airhead since you're a cheerleader so he tries to take advantage of that but ends up falling for you

Your body drops letting him see those tight safety shorts all the cheerleaders wore, it's like you were all made for slutty clothes. It was pretty hot but for some reason he never looked at the other girls, only at you. It was probably because you werent like the others, you were so naive, so innocent and such an airhead. It was fun teasing you, making fun of you for getting simple answers wrong and tugging at your skirt even though you hated it.

"Megumi" he looks up seeing your bright eyes and large smile, "Hey" he says with a nod as you sit down in front of him, "so whatre you doing here?" You ask while opening a bottle of water. "You left this at class" he shows you a white book covered in stickers making you blush beet red. "G-give it!" You rush to grab it but he pulls it back, wrapping his arm around your waist.

So close! Megumi was super good looking! One of the hottest guys at the campus in fact but this wasnt important. "Give it Megumi" you say but he doesnt, only holding you down with a smirk. "I was being nice but now I'm kinda curious" and worry fills your mind. "D-dont" you say but he opens it and looks through the pages.

"What's this?" He asks as he looks through the pages filled with notes and drawings of buildings with measurements, but arent you in arts? He notices you looking away, you gave up? That's weird, you never gave up. "Dont worry about it, its nothing" you say while taking the book back and grabbing your stuff. "See you later" you leave making him shocked, so personal things like that make you pissed? How fun.

"C'mon" his fingers graze against your thigh making you curl up, "Leave me alone" you whisper, your hand pressing against his chest. "Why? You're always flirting with Megumi so why cant I?", "I-I dont flirt with him" you mutter feeling your blood boil. You talked to Megumi yeah, but it was because he was always being a dick or when you needed help with assignments but that was it. "Hey" both of your heads turn and the guy is sent flying across the hall.

"M-megumi" he looks at you with a look hes never given before, worry, "Are you okay?" He asks in a softer voice too. Is he okay? "I'm fine" you whisper, fixing your bag and taking your sweater out of it to wrap around your waist. "What the fuck Megumi" he hears from on the ground, "I may be a douchebag but I'd never touch a girl if she didnt want it" he says then grabs your wrist, pulling you down the hallway. Uh oh.

"You're so fucking stupid" he says as he pushes you into an empty classroom, "So fucking naive and you cant even stick up for yourself" you look down at the floor but he tilts your face up, grabbing your cheeks hard to make you look into his eyes. "When something like that happens do anything to stop it, because if you dont, bad shit will happen and I'm not alw-" he stops but you both know the end of that sentence making you blush a soft pink.

"I'm sorry" you whisper and as your phone buzzes you pull away, "Thank you, if you're still here by six maybe I can take you to eat somewhere" you leave in a rush as he looks at his hand. Hes getting too close, way too close.

You dance to the blaring music, holding a plastic red cup in your hand filled with who knows what. He watches your body move, holding a bottle of beer and listening to Yuji ramble about girls and which ones hed like to sleep with but it was Yuji, he never got any girls unless Sukuna was taking over his body.

"But my first one would have to be Y/N, I mean just look at her, shes got an amazing body and I'd love to hear her scream my name" he clenches the bottle tight feeling his anger build up, almost overflowing but he calms himself down. "Eh, shes not that special, total airhead" he says then leaves to a different room, Yuji could do whatever he wanted, it didn't matter because he didnt like you that way and never would.

He watches as he walks up to you and suddenly hes walking towards you as well. Your eyes glance back slightly shocked as arms slowly wrap around you but your widened eyes soften. "Megumi" he smiles hearing his name come out of your mouth, "Hey Beautiful" and you blush, you've been told it often but the way he said it sounded so meaningful and honestly it was the first time you've ever liked being told it.

Time passes as you both dance and talk, giggles filling whatever silence there is and soon enough you and him are drunk, muttering things into each others ears, sitting on his lap, his hands holding your skirt down to make sure no one sees anything and your arms wrapped around his neck. "Why're you so pretty?" He whispers as he leans into your lips, barely touching them making you slightly mad. You wanted to kiss him but he wouldnt get close enough, wouldnt let you get close enough too and you could feel your need building up.

"You want to kiss me?" he whispers into your ear and you drunkenly nod with a small giggle. "So drunk arent you" you lean into his lips but he stops you, "Gimme a kiss" you mumble but he shakes his head.

"Sorry Princess but you're incredibly drunk and I cant just do that to you" he says, trying to make you feel better but all you do is grumble and whine. You were worked up, he had a massive boner and it got you horny too and all you wanted was to please him.

"Your place or mine?" He asks after some time of walking but finds you asleep, "I guess mine" he says then heads to his.

You nuzzle into his chest as his arms wrap around your body, "Megumi" he looks down but you're still asleep making him smile. You looked so peaceful but the shared smell of liquor was making it less comforting. Maybe he should wake you, it wouldnt be good to sleep like this. But then again you didnt have any clothes and you needed to sleep.

You turn around and his slightly intoxicated self heightens the feeling of you pressed right up against him. He whispers your name into your ear, making your eyes open slightly, "Hm" you hum out, you start sobering up and he whispers something into your ear making you turn red.

"P-pervert" he chuckles as his hand rub your side, you were soft but goosebumps were forming which was cute. So shy and so innocent now that you're sobering up. His eyes close again feeling sleep take over him but your grinding against his crotch keeps him from it. "Stop it" he says but you dont, "Play with me" you mumble and as his hand runs up your body you expect him to tilt your face to kiss you but instead his hand wraps around your neck, grabbing it with a bit of force eliciting a gasp from you.

"Take your clothes off, say Red to stop" he mutters in a lower tone and you nod fast, he sounded irritated and you didnt want to make him angry. Once your clothes are off you look back, turning red, seeing him naked as well with only his hipbone and down covered. He smirks seeing your eyes take in the sight, you knew he worked out but you didnt know he was this strong.

"Want a kiss now?" You nod fast as your eyes shine and he smiles, "Take it then" you rush to kiss him making him chuckle at your eagerness, he pulls you onto his lap, looking up at you slightly as his hands rest on your backside, grinding you against him slowly. Tiny, soft moans escape your mouth feeling his hardness rub between your folds, "Megumi" you whine out into his neck.

"I have con-", "No, want you" his mouth goes dry and he lifts you slightly, "You want me?" He asks earning fast nods. "Like this?" A gasp fills the room as he pushes in a single finger, "N-no, want you" he chuckles against your neck thinking of endless ways to tease you but the main thing he wants is for you to beg so, he doesnt remove his finger, he pushes it in and out slowly, not doing anything only making you angry.

"Please" he leans into your ear and bites it slightly, "What do you want?" You shake your head earning a spank. "Tell me" he says but you shake your head again earning another one making you hiss and whine. "Please Megu- ah!" You cover your mouth as he delivers another spank but it's harder this time.

The process goes on, him asking to barely receive an answer and none are what he wants, he sighs then pulls your hair back as you softly cry, "One last chance" he growls out slightly, "Y-your cock, please" he pulls you down onto him making you whine and sob into his neck.

"Such a naughty girl arent you?" He asks as he guides you on him, you felt like actual Heaven, your insides were nice and tight, warm and you were sucking him in so nicely. You nod as tears fall down your face making him twitch, "Fuck me, you're so perfect" he growls into your ear, insults coming after of him telling you how needy you were, that you were just a hole to him, a cumdump, something to use making more tears fall down your face but you loved it, something about being put down like this made it feel so good.

You move your hips to his movements feeling yourself about to break and as it's about to crash he keeps you still. "Try to come without me again and I wont be very nice", "Sorry" you whisper, leaning into him more, feeling soft, mushy and needy.

You both go again and the insults slowly turn into compliments, he moans as you clench around him and you whimper, "Come" he says and your body shakes, immediately at his demand. He thrusts up into you hard making you sob out into the room, "Shh Baby, I've got you" he whispers, hands rubbing your back, pulling you as close as possible and leaving soft kisses on your head.

"So perfect for me, such a good girl. Everything I said isnt true, okay?" You nod with soft cries and he kisses you softly, too rough for the first time and definitely not the right time but you were both definitely sober by now. "I love you" he suddenly says making you stop crying, "I love you too" and he stands. He always said hed never date, especially with someone like you but here he is, confessing his love for you and needing you more than ever.

[peaceandlove26]

big post abt a bunch of my twilight-centric aus (i have lots more that arent about twilight hahah) along with her partner in each au bc i dont want to draw and describe the entire cast of each one rn. also the designs here arent “final” or anything, just what comes to mind when i draw them usually. ok

1. basic au

this ones pretty close to canon and its the one i draw/reference most often. there are minor changes to events in the show (ex. chrysalis gets reformed, starswirl becomes a villain, etc) but its basically the same, especially when it comes to the actual characters! not much to say about this one! pinkie and twilight get married sometime before the finale

2. starryverse au

my most cherished au... i could go on forever about this one!! this au is a “reboot” type thing— all the characters have new names, different designs, and altered personalities and roles. twilight twinkle is a pony created by princess solstice out of pure magic (although twilight doesnt know that). i would write many essays about this if i could so ill Not do that right now... twilight twinkle is very eager to make friends but is pretty bad at it. rose quartz pie (aka rosie pie) becomes her first friend and from then on, twilight has a silly puppy love crush on her that eventually becomes mutual love. rosie pie is an energetic and empathetic baker who specializes in baking party treats.

3. swap au

all the mane 6 ponies are different types of ponies now! ta daaaaa! twilight is an earth pony specializing in potion magic, and pinkie is a party planner who has REALLY weak magic when it comes to anything but chaos and parties. fluttershy is a super strong earth pony who is kind of afraid of her own strength—however, it gives her an advantage when dealing with large or dangerous animals. rainbow dash is a unicorn with the dream of becoming the first-ever unicorn wonderbolt, using her special magic that allows her to run on air. rarity is a pegasus who loves making artistic weather patterns, though these arent always very effective at... weather. she also makes beautiful aerodynamic clothing. applejack is also a pegasus, and feels out of place among her earth pony family. (the secret twist is that her mom was a pegasus! wowww!) she makes special apple treats made from the best apples at the top of the trees, which only she can reach.

4. ascension au

in this au, all of the mane 6 become alicorns and live together and love each other forever and ever YAY

5. time travel au

in this au, twilight accidentally travelled back in time as a teenager to a time before luna was corrupted by nightmare moon. she didnt know about luna, as she was kept a secret by celestia in the present. she and luna fell in love, and had twilight stayed, luna probably wouldnt have become corrupted, since she wouldve had someone who appreciated and believed in her. however, twilight was eventually transported back to the present, thanks to her family finding a spell to bring her back. after learning ehat eventually happened to luna, twilight began trying to create a spell that would free her from the moon. in this au twilight would temporarily be a “villain”

6. basically just canon

in this universe pretty much nothing from canon is changed besides designs. the only thing changed is that instead of “spreading the word of the storm kings defeat” (lol?? thats what magic is for) tempest becomes twilights personal guard. (seriously, why do all the other princesses get guards?)

7. starlight glimmer fucking dies au

ok kidding she doesnt die she just never gets redeemed... instead the “seventh mane 6 member” is luna! after lunas return, she is sent to live in ponyville (because, like, theres NO way she was ready to just. rule equestria) luna is super powered down, out of fear that she could become corrupted again. some of her power is stored in the moon pendant she wears, in case she needs it in an emergency! luna becomes great friends with all of the main characters... i have ideas on how she’d get along with each one heheh! but her dearest friend is twilight sparkle... they just understand each other in a way nopony else can!

anyway ya theres all my silly aus... im very in love with all of them so ask me about them/any characters in them and ill gladly tell u

[theravencawsatmidnight]

Pink Chains

Punk! Kyotani x Bubbly F! reader. Aka my favorite cliche trope. It lives in my head every second of the day.

This is the FIRST HALF because its too much words to fit in one post ! :(

Kyotani owns a grunge /punk apparel shop after leaving the Sendai Frogs after a incident with the Black Jackals. He designs his own clothes and hires Oikawa & Iwaizumi as his employees. Everything goes smoothly for awhile, till you walk in; pink dress, big smile , and bubbly personality. His whole life stops in that moment. 

“Excuse me sir? Do you have a fitting room?”

He blinks finally realizing you are in front of him looking a little huffy, bunching up your cheeks waiting for his answer. Kyo rubs the back of his neck showing off his wolf sleeve to you along with his tone muscles after playing volleyball in highschool. He points with his chin towards the left. “In the back” he tells you. The smile you give him just about melts his fucking heart

***

Oikawa can be heard having a stroke pretty much in the background and a loud slap making him shut up. Kyo shows you where the fitting room is and its more like a room with a curtain on it . You skip past him going in and before you close the curtain you smile at him again.

“Dont leave! I want a second opinion, okay?!?” The curtain whipped closed.

Kyo looked over at his friends and Iwazuimi just nodded fast while Oikawa gave him a thumbs up. Kyo rolled his eyes looking down at his clothes while he waited. A black shirt with a wolf on it , black jeans with rips in them , chains hanging around his pockets and tan boots . He rubs his volleyball tattoo and glances at his sleeve thinking for a minute. Not once had he seen someone like you in his store, even on his day off his friends would text him if such a thing ever happened. So what exactly were you doing?

You flipped your dress over the curtain and Kyos eyes immediately caught it. He looked over his arm and the two were trying not to panic. When he looked back you peeked out from the curtain smiling.

“Ok ready? Be honest ok?”

“...sure..”

you moved the curtain and posed for him. “So?”

It was wonderful, the skirt the shirt the way they fit perfectly on you , the colors looked great on you too even if the shirt was a mix of dark colors and the skirt was red. Kyo gulped taking it in, god he hoped you would be a regular after this.

“Its perfect sweetie.” He said , eyes wide in disbelief.

“Ee really?!?”

“ yes.”

You giggled closing the curtain again and pulled your dress down. Kyo looked over his shoulder again and Iwazuimi had his head on the register and Oikawa was just giving him a thumbs up.

You skipped outta the dressing room holding the items and giving Kyo a smile . “Ill take em !” You told him full of eagerness.

“Okay okay.” He motioned for you to follow him to the register , giving his friends a look till they moved. Kyo went around the desk and rang up the stuff abd of course Oikawa had to say something.

“Never seen a cutie like you before in here!”

Kyo looked over at him and Iwazuimi pulled him away. “I just remembered a shipment came in”

“Iwa-chaaaan”

It was just you and him now. Kyo had no idea what to say to you , fuck he really was awful with girls. He placed the bag on the register and you took it from him , your fingers touching his knuckles and rings for a second. Kyo rubbed his knuckles with his free hand not looking at you.

“Thank you!”

“Uh huh. Anytime.”

He was waiting for the bell on the door to go off, signalling that you left but it never came. Kyo was getting slightly annoyed, not at you but himself. He cant even make conversation.

“I like your tattoo!!!”

He blinked looking over at you to see you pointing to his wolf sleeve. “Its so pretty!!”

“Thank you.”

“Uhm i know people dont like their tattoos touched but i wanted to tell you its pretty.”

“.....you can touch it…” good, cmon Kyo… “i dont mind.” He held his arm out.

“Really?!?” Her hands hovered over it and Kyo nodded slowly.

Slowly you placed your hands on his arm on the first wolf. Kyos hand was in a fist he was so nervous , no female had ever asked to touch his ink before let alone talk to him . You were so soft, feeling your fingers glide over his wolves was the best thing he felt in a long time. It was almost as satisfying as spiking the ball.

“All so pretty!!” You ran your hands up while you spoke. “I want one but im so nervous!!!”

He couldn't help but smile at that. “Oh yeah? Of what?”

“Mm!! I love red pandas.. they are just so cute and tiny !! But also kittens are cute.. “ you stopped at the biggest wolf on his upper arm. He felt you squeeze his muscle.

“Red pandas and kittens would be cool” he told you , trying to flex his arm without you noticing.

“Mmm!!! But the red pandas… they are so fuzzy . And im a little scared of the pain.” Squeeze squeeze.

“It only hurts for a little while.” His face felt red and his hand was no longer a fist. “Maybe i can go with you if you decide to do it. My guy did all my ink.”

You jumped and squeezed for a minute before letting go. “REALLY?!? I . Well uh, youll be there if i get scared ?”

Kyo gave you a smug smile as he rubbed his sleve. “Yeah yeah, you can squeeze my hand if you get scared or it hurts too much.”

“Ah yay!!” You pulled your phone outta your bag and handed it to him. It took him a second to realize what you wanted. Kyo put his number in and you took the phone back giggling.

“Kyo! Okay! Ill see you tonight!!!” You waved goodbye leaving the store and Iwa and Kawa ran over tackling Kyo to the ground .

They teased him till he got fed up and pushed them off . They all sat on the floor just taking in the moment. The look on Iwas face was perfect, he was so proud of his friend and Kawa was too but also he wanted to make jokes . Kyo leaned on the register just staring at his rings with a smile. His phone buzzed a minute later and as soon as he read the text his heart fluttered.

“Hi!! Its y/n! Im so excited for you to with me! Ill meet you outside your shop kay?!? ✨✨✨✨✨”

He smiled and replied back.

“Okay sweetie.”

***

Safe to say Kyo was on edge all day , thank god Iwazuimi was there to help customers whenever Kyo shut down and just had that angry look on his face. Oikawa was stuck on stock duty even though he finished a half hour ago . Kyo just gave him odd jobs till he had enough.

Oikawa went over to the register leaning down on it to see Kyo staring at his phone at the text , he shot Oikawa a look and he just had a smug look on his face.

“Is the summer line out …”

“Yep. Did that about two hours ago.”

“Well go fold something.”

“How about you tell me how this girl has you all messed up Mad Dog.”

Kyo looked up, putting his phone down standing up , he grabbed Oikawas shirt and the smug boy put his hands up grinning.

“Its okay to be nervous Mad Dog.”

“Im not...nervous.”

Iwazuimi looked over and hurried to his friends pulling Oikawa back. “Knock it off.” He told him.

“Iwa-chan tell him he cant see this girl if hes gonna get all angry and pouty.”

Iwazuimi leaned onto the register thinking it over, Oikawa was right , as much as he hated admitting it . “Kyo..shitty Kawa is right.”

Kyo turned to his friend and Oikawa walked away feeling accomplished.

“I know she was super happy and bubbly and you were all closed off in the beginning but you let her touch your ink. You have never let anyone touch your ink before. Your not who you were in highschool Kyotani, dont scare her off .”

He leaned on the register looking at the rings on his hands . “I really fucked myself with that attitude i had didint i, im lucky the Sendai Frogs even picked me up when they did.”

“Remember how annoying it was to hear those girls scream whenever Oikawa served the ball?”

“Mhm.”

“Its your chance to stick it too him , that girl paid no attention to him. And she looked really interested in you. Just calm down and breathe.”

Kyo looked over his shoulder to see Oikawa chatting up a punk girl who was not interested. Iwazuimi stretched while he watched. “This isn't his element anymore. Its yours Kyo.”

He rubbed his tattoo taking in a deep breath. “Damn right it is.”

••

8 o clock finally came and Kyo was still inside writing down the weekly income while Iwa and Kawa locked everything up. Business should pick up soon with his new summer line , he was looking forward to the extra money but not the longer shifts. Iwa and Kawa went over to the desk and Iwazuimi took the key from Kyos hand.

“Excuse you.” He said looking up.

“Your dates here.” Kawa said looking over his shoulder.

Kyo got up looking over Kawa to see you outside the door holding a pink shoulder bag . She really showed up..

“We will finish the records” Iwa told him

“Iwa will finish them” Kawa said

Iwazuimi grabbed his shirt preventing him from leaving. “We, will finish the records.”

“Ugnnn…”

“Lock up after.” Kyo grabbed his jacket putting it on , it was light blue with zippers all over it.

Kyo opened the door feeling his heart in his throat, he was nervous but he could do this. What was he so afraid of ?

You turned around hearing the bell and gave Kyo a big hug and a smile. “Hi Kyo!!!”

Oh fuck.

He lightly put his arm around you and you jumped back smiling . “Ready?”

“Y..yep. Yes. My guy does great work.” He said walking with you.

“Whats he like?!?” You asked walking with him happily.”

“Mmm well, hes nice . Likes to sit in his shop all day. Bit of a wise ass.” He looked down to see you looking at his sleeve again. You glanced up and jumped .

“Sorry!! “

“Dont be, i think you love it as much as i do .”

“Ive always liked wolves but everyone told me they were too scary for me to like.”

Kyo smirked walking closer . “Oh yeah? They aren't all bad.”

“I know!” You poked at his arm. “You are really cool so that just proves they arent all bad.”

It took him a minute to register what you said .”i'm flattered sweetie.”

“Tell me about you!”

“Mm..” Kyo rubbed his sleeve, giving everyone they passed the death glare. “I played volleyball in highschool, those guys at my shop played too on the team. I got picked up by the Sendai Frogs for a bit but after awhile i wanted something calmer”

You stopped walking and Kyo stopped looking back to see you with big eyes. “Whats.. wrong?”

“You did professional volleyball?!?”

“Yep. But i wanted to design things , and Oikawa and Iwazuimi came along with me. My tattoo guy was on our highschool team too.”

“Thats.. AMAZING.” You grabbed his arm following him going on and on asking about being a professional and what it was like.”

Kyo felt really nice inside, he even told you about his attitude in highschool and you just thought it was so silly . “What?!? But your so nice and calm now!”

Safe to say his heart grew after hearing that. He squeezed your hand and let go to open the door to the tattoo shop.

“Thank you sweetie, were here.”

••

The tattoo shop had music blaring as soon as Kyo opened the door making you blink a few hundred times.

“Oi Mattsun!! where are you.” Kyo said, lightly pushing you inside so he could close the door. You found yourself clinging to Kyos arm looking all around trying to adjust to the music and this very bright room . It had art Everywhere. Posters, free hand, digital, tattoos, everything. You could not tell what color the walls were. In the center was the stations with a desk to the left when you walked in and a waiting area in the corner on the right.

“Oi!!!!”

“Shaddup! Your ruining the best part!!!”

You looked up at Kyo watching him yell with a huge smile on his face.

“OI!!!!”

“KYOTANI I SWEAR ILL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU DONT-... oh my”

The music cut off and a tall man appeared from the other side of the desk . He was covered in tattoos from neck to ankles. Very spiky black hair and a lip ring with ear piercings . He had on loose shorts and black Vans with his tattoo shops shirt on. He made his way around the desk looking you over then giving Kyo a look.

“Who's this?”

Before Kyo could speak you let go of his arm and jumped in front of him. “Im y/n! Id like a tattoo please!”

Mattsun folded his arms smirking and looked over you to Kyo who was half smirking half trying to figure out why the hell you did that.

“ shes with me Mattsun, “

“Alright alright.” He put his hands uo turning his music back on but at a more bearable level and brought you to his station with a sketchbook. You sat down fixing your dress and Kyo took your bag to hold it . Mattsun snapped a picture and Kyo grabbed his shirt.

“Dont.”

“Too late.! Cant wait for Oikawa to see”

“Fuck you Mattsun”

“Uhm..”

They both looked at you and Mattsun chuckled, swatting Kyos hand away and scooted closer to you in his wheely chair . “Okay Y/n , what would you like hmm?”

“Uhm.. a red panda!”

Mattsun looked at Kyo and then you then Kyo then the art on his walls then Kyo again.

“ what did you bring me.”

Kyo was leaning forward in his wheely chair moving back and forth looking very satisfied with this situation. “I mean if you cant do it ill go to 13 Tattoos down the street”

“Fuck you Kyotani you step one foot in that shop and im never inking you again”

You poked Kyos arm and he looked over at you .

“Uhm.. kyo.”

“Yes sweetie?”

“Youll hold my hand right i..”

Mattsun saw Kyo get flustered for a second and chuckled into his sketchbook while he drew a red panda. Good for you Mad Dog.

Kyo looked down at her hand, he was hesitating. He just needed to grab it. What was he doing? She likes you Mad Dog . His arm inched forward and you placed your hand in his , god the clash with his sleeve and your skin was the best thing hes ever seen. So innocent, fragile, excited. And he was loud, lashed out, swore, pushed buttons… god he loved it.

“Y/n hows this look?” He turned the sketchbook around and you looked along with Kyo.

It was in fact a red panda up on its back legs with its little paws in the air with a happy face and some hearts around it.

“Is SO CUTE !! Kyo kyo look!!!”

“I see it sweetie.” He couldn't help but laugh at the little panda and Mattsun. “Its cute, Mattsun”

“Of course!” He set the sketchbook down and got his gear ready. “Im happy you like it y/n, where would you like it?”

“Oh oh! My arm please the inside a little above my elbow ?”

He smiled scooting closer . “Okay, hold it out for me y/n”

You held out your arm and rubbed Kyos hand with your thumb, he jumped in his skin looking down at you but you were focused on Mattsun drawing the panda on you. He lightly rubbed back on your hand enjoying how soft your skin felt against his thumb.

Mattsun peeled the paper away and picked up his tool, turning it on. “Ready?”

“Yes!..”

“Hold still for me y/n” he leaned forward and started on the outline on your skin.

It hurt, oh it hurt.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You can do this y/n

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

“Still got my art on the wall huh?”

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

“Why wouldn't i? Hows Kawa and Iwa?”

Zzzzz…..

“Same as always. You should see Oikawa strike out at work Mattsun”

Zzzzzzzz…. it was getting hard to keep a straight face..

“That sounds hilarious is he still complaining over the skinny jeans?”

Zzzzz...z.z.z..zzzzz

“God yeah.”

“Ky..kyo..”

he looked up from the tattoo to see you on the verge of tears, you kept looking down and trying to fidget but Mattsun had a firm grip on you. “Stay still for me y/n okay? Don't move”He glanced at Kyo and leaned back to change ink colors then started on coloring.

“Kyo..-“

He reached up with his free hand to cup your cheek and turn your head so you could see him. “Look at me.”

“K..”

“ sshh.. just focus on me okay? Tell me why you like red pandas .”

“ they.. are fuzzy.. i love fuzzy stuff.. and they are troublemakers getting into.. all sorts of things..”

He lightly ran his thumb under your eye getting rid of a tear .

“Dont..dont let go of my hand..”

“I wont Sweetie. What else do you like about them “

“Doing great Y/n, almost done”

“Uhm.. they.. i love red. Its my favorite color. And they like to flop around and tackle each other.. I heard a zoo nearby has them but.. i dont know where.``

“Miyagi zoo, would you like to go sweetie?”

“Y-yes i..” your eyes wandered away from Kyo and he brought you back to him gently.

“Ssh , look at me. Just me remember?”

“Just.. you.”

“Yes sweetie. Youre doing so good.”

“Done.” He wiped the panda a few times and scooted back taking a picture with his phone. “My apprentice is gonna have a stroke. Okay y/n if you wanna go look my mirror is right over by the wall”

Kyo helped you up and wiped under both of your eyes with his thumbs and you smiled up at him holding yourself. “I..i did it..” you choked out a giggle.

“Yes you did. Go take a look .” Kyo told you and let you go. He watched you make your way to the mirror and Mattsun yanked him over to his desk getting behind it to record the order in the laptop. They were quiet for a second .

Mattsun looked up at Kyo, he was leaning on the desk with his arms up on it.

“How the fuck did you meet her”

“She came into my store, Mattsun. Do you see her?”

“Did she buy ANYTHING?”

“She bought the plaid red skirt and the kitten guitar shirt”

“What the fuck Kyotani.”

“Ask Iwa and Oikawa, they could not keep it together.”

Mattsun took his phone out texting Oikawa.

“I let her touch my sleeve, Mattsun”

His friend dropped his phone looking up at this hard and angry punk guy staring at him.

“She told me she thought it was pretty and I let her touch it, every wolf.”

“I did the ink and i can't even touch it”

“Shes just.. i don't even know Mattsun. Shes different.”

“From your usual? Uh yeah i'd say so.”

“ i wanna hold onto her, but i dont know how, im scared ill.. scare her off.”

“Dont be gettin all sentimental on me Mad Dog, if she didint run off from my music, your swearing or your store shes not gonna run off now, she was going to have a panic attack in my damn chair if you didint calm her down.”

“Shut up, im not sentimental.. she was gonna .. cry.”

“God..”

“Fuck you, how much is the tattoo”

“$40 because im feeling nice and its about time you had a girl interested in you”

Kyo took his wallet out and put the money on the desk, “keep the change”

“Oh what a baller.” He teased taking the money and coming around to shove his friend. “Good to see you, lets all get together soon for some beach volleyball “

“Yeah yeah, and fine. But you call everyone , “

“Killjoy.”

You skipped over hugging Kyos sleeve and showing him your panda and thanking Mattsun over and over.

“Of course y/n , happy you like it.” He pat your head.

••

Kyo said his goodbyes and was walking down the street with you , it was 9 at night now and he did not want to leave yet.. you were still hugging his sleeve not talking much .

“Hey..”

“Yes kyo?”

“You told me your name and i've still been calling you sweetie, why haven't you said anything? “

You let go of his arm skipping in front of him smiling. “Well, i like it. Its cute to hear you say it..”

He smirked, rubbing his head trying not to look at you. “Will you laugh if i say i don't want to leave yet.”

You shyly took his hand holding it. “No, I wont. I uhm.. i have class in the morning but.. do you want to spend the night? N-not for uh .. uhm.. i mean.. i.. uh.”

Kyo laughed pulling his hand back bringing you with it, he wrapped his other arm around you. “That sounds nice sweetie, id love too.”

“Yay!! Youll get to meet Mocha!!!”

“Mocha?”

“My kitten!!!”

He sighed down at you giving you a hug and you squeezed him. “Thank you.. for calming me down …”

“Of course. You did great sweetie.”

You giggled, swaying a bit. “Ahh easy my arm kinda hurts heh..”

“Oh right, it will be tender for a week or so.” He held you close keepin an eye on your arm. “You did great , you really did.”

You nuzzled into his chest feeling full of bliss . “Thank you Kyo.”

••

@zoppzoop

@nekxrizawa, @kyovtani thought you would enjoy this !

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Cringe is dead, talk to me about the funny half-life men and their relationship

okay here is my essay. it is titled These Guys Actually Like Each Other, and Gordon Freeman Is Just Kind Of A Dick*

(disclaimer: these are just my 2 cents. dont take me too seriously! im just some guy online who has watched this shit too many times.)

first things first. these guys actually like each other. this is a key aspect of their relationship. benrey, obviously and textually, digs gordon freeman - you dont flirt that heavily with guys you arent into, and so much of what he says and does is geared around making gordon crack up. thats pretty gay.

but the counterpart to this is that gordon freemans pretty fucking gay for benrey, too. you may say, “oh, but word of god says its not requited!” and to you i will say: bull shit. gordon is uniquely obsessed with benrey compared to all the other characters. if gordon didnt like the fucking guy, he wouldnt giggle with him and share in-jokes with him and bring him up every 5 seconds when benreys not around. thats concern, bro. thats worry. thats real shit

but i cant blame people for thinking that gordon freeman genuinely doesnt like benrey. benreys partially responsible for some of the worst things that have happened to him, the Arm Thing among them. and gordons very insistent afterward that he doesnt like benrey. he even goes so far as to try to kill benrey a couple times. to this, i must argue that gordon freeman is just kind of a dick.

lets talk facts here. canon. Lore. from the moment we hop into gordons shoes, we can see that he is a jerk to every npc on his way into black mesa. this is his default: a dude who just runs his mouth and says rude shit. he calls tommy a freak within 5 minutes of meeting him. he infantilizes the guy and barely considers him a real scientist. he doubts that bubby is a real name for like no fuckin reason. in “real life”, this is because its funny, and wayne is trying to make a funny half-life stream. in a textual sense, this is because gordon “hlvrai” freeman is a dick. this is the way he acts, consistently, throughout the series.

(brief aside: this is why the whole “gordon is a nice guy and a great dad” characterization baffles me. the way he actually acts in canon is, in short, bitchy and lacking in self-awareness. and i love that for him, i really do. it makes the moments where he just tries to be a nice guy stand out. but thats the thing: his intermittent moments of decency and kindness are not the whole of his personality! this dude kind of sucks most of the time!)

the way that gordons general asshole attitude extends to benrey is complicated. in fairness, benrey makes it his job to annoy the shit out of gordon as much as possible, and that warrants a negative attitude, but gordons pretty paranoid and ends up blaming benrey for nearly everything that happens to him, regardless of if its warranted. this is a pattern he exhibits both before and after the Arm Thing. its a little bit of a dick move! especially considering that, prior to the whole “betrayal” subplot (which was not exactly planned very far in advance), benrey is no more malicious or annoying than anybody else gordons having to travel with.

(okay, this is kind of a subjective evaluation, but still. my point stands that benrey is not any more of a hindrance to his progress than anybody else in the science crew, and neither is he particularly more violent or murderous. hell, gordon freeman has probably killed more guys than benrey. benrey just tends to get.......special treatment.)

all that said, i am still convinced that gordon really fucking likes benrey. please consider with me the following: it would be remarkably easy for gordon to just ignore him and do what he has to do, but he doesnt. he could stop engaging. he could stop thinking about benrey. he could stop bringing benrey up to the rest of the crew every time benrey leaves to do his own thing for awhile. but he doesnt. and, again, yeah, the extra-textual reason for this is “two guys are doing an improv comedy thing and bouncing off of scorpy is kind of the point”, but within the text it reads to me as gordon not being about to get the dude off his mind.

and this is in addition to all the times we see gordon being genuinely nice and receptive toward benrey! its in the little things: laughing the hardest and longest at benreys jokes. only ever reciprocating that stupid underwater “BBBBB” thing with benrey. trying to catch benrey when he falls, despite his insistence moments earlier that benrey should hop in the wack ass crystal generator and get hypermurdered. fondly remarking that benreys sweet voice sounds beautiful. his sort of flustered responses to most of benreys overt flirting. none of this is the way normal people react to a guy they hate. this is all fuckin gay to me, man.

its this combination of the outward insistence that gordon hates benrey with his inner eagerness to be around him and think about him and engage with him that gives off strong “repression” vibes, to me. for whatever reason - pride, embarrassment, resentment - gordon maintains a front of hating the guy and wanting to kill him for a lot of the series, but it doesnt gel with the way he fucking giggles and plays along half the time that benrey starts fucking with him. its a game, and that game is one of the only ways gordon knows to manifest affection for him.

(remember “oh my god, hes got a knife!”? that was the gayest shit i ever seen in my life. tittering like a schoolgirl while benrey chases him around like “im gonna get you haha”. insanity.)

the cool thing about repression is that you can have it manifest in a lot of ways! and this is where things like “headcanons” and “my own personal affection for repressed bisexual men” come in. a lot of how i characterize their relationship is an extrapolation of a lot of things like gordons canonical insecurity issues/anxiety, gordons whole anti-bootboy thing screaming “internet wokeboy who means well but probably has a lot of repressed baggage” to me, etc.

how do you get massive amounts of sexual repression out of what you see in canon, you might ask? well. if wayne would stop having gordon talking about being jerked off by the suit, or talking about chugging a 40-gal drum of potion and having to hold his piss, or worrying about being eaten by benrey the moment he sees benrey at setscale 10, maybe i would have a higher opinion of gordon “hlvrai” freeman and whatever latent psychosexual issues hes got going on. but here we are

i havent even touched yet upon how benrey feels about gordon. this one is helpfully made a little more plain by the fact that benrey very much wants to suck his dick in canon. (i dont even have to go into details. we all know.) but IMO the best part about this ship isnt just that they dig each other, but how. benrey gets overtly flirtatious in the second half of the series, but IMO his preferred method of flirting is just fucking with gordon: chasing him with knives, shoving him around in a bathroom, trying to get scans of his feet. but all in like a slapstick, giggly, fun-and-games sense, you know? at least when it works.

a lot of the time, though, it doesnt work out that way. he clearly just likes doing it whether or not gordon responds positively. which is, you know, Weird. not very nice. but also in line with the way everybody else treats gordon freeman. gordons kind of the universes chew toy in any given universe, and the same holds true here. hes kind of helpless......subjected to 4 demons attempting to make his life as difficult as possible. in a way its cathartic.

sorry. i got sidetracked. anyway, benrey very much likes to mess with him and unnerve him and demean him and i will be perfectly frank with you: that is hot. i have problems and illnesses and one of them is that i am a masochist who goes crazy for that kind of thing. calling gordon a “dirty lil boy” and telling him to “look at the mess [he] made” is some straight up kink scene shit.

i like to imagine that a lot of this behavior isnt caused just by the guy who played him wanting to be funny and antagonistic, but by benrey as a character not really understanding what constitutes “pushing a joke too far”. hes not human, and whatever he is doesnt have a very normative way of understanding the world around him, full of people who actually get hurt for real and die for real. benrey expresses what seems to be genuine surprise and distress after the Arm Thing, as if he didnt know that his actions would have serious consequences. and it doesnt seem to fully sink in afterward, either.

it reads a lot to me like hes used to video game rules and treating people around him like NPCs. if they get hurt, its no big deal, because its not real. he likes jamming random buttons on gordons interface and seeing what comes out. its probably a lot of fun for him, the same way that seeing a streamer or a youtuber suffer for our amusement is fun. its like, you know, in my opinion, gordons very cute when hes frazzled. hes also cute when hes laughing. pushing gordons buttons has a 50/50 chance of either of these things. and this is how he ultimately flirts with gordon: by pulling his pigtails.

but at the same time, benrey does legit care about gordon and knows some boundaries. benreys the one most often shooting at enemies to protect gordon, and he spent most of the last act trying to convince gordon to turn around and not fight him because they were friends (best friends, to be specific). he just lacks a lot of the emotional intelligence it would take to express the feeling of “he digs gordon and likes seeing his face get all red and sweaty regardless of the cause”. and gordon lacks the emotional intelligence it would take to express the fact that he doesnt know if he likes or hates benrey and hes scared as hell that its the former

because, lets be real. unironic benrey-liking is a sign of problems disorder. just look at all these words ive written about it.

can you imagine? this bizarrely powerful, non-human entity that can shrug off gunfire and grow to the size of a building has decided that youre his new plaything. benreys the bored guy booting up skyrim and fucking around in the console, and gordons the hapless favorite follower that hes taken a liking to. its a really fun dynamic IMO

after all this, its safe to say my title is a little misleading. the asterisk stands for * and So Is Benrey, Actually. they are both kind of awful dudes who thrive off of teasing each other and they deserve each other. and i am crazy about it. thank u for coming to my TED talk

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What do you think about Demetri and Alec having a human mate and she's on her period? (Separate couple, not poly) Would they wake her up at night to handle it and avoid the surprise stain in the morning? Would she stay in their room for the time? Would they stay away from her because of it? How would they deal with the pms or the change of apetite and behavior?

Demetri: ... alright, got it.

Alec: ...weren't you JUST on that? WAIT EVERY MONTH? WHAT THE -

Demetri is a gentlemen and will be a bit more reserved about his responses. Alec on the other hand is very annoyed that this is happening again and going to keep happening. In some ways you feel validated by it, Alec finds it just as annoying as you do but on the support element...he is lacking.

Both will leave you alone at nights. A mess is made in the sheets or on you then it can be dealt with when you're awake. They will not wake you up at night for that.

So Alec isn't necessarily avoiding when on your period but it's definitely more effort to be around you. No, don't be offended by it. It's not your fault. He still loves you. You just smell different and it's weird.

You will have to explain why this is actually happening. Jane doesn't get that after all. Nor does anyone else...yeah sure the receptionist does. WAIT SO THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU ARENT PREGNANT? Get creative with those explanations. Say that your uterus puts up decorations for the new baby only to realise there is no baby and has to take the decorations down and that takes days so-. You will get a laugh out of it and he'll want just the reason, not metaphors or weird examples, what is your uterus doing? Okay, thanks.

The next thing is thing is where you stay. At first Alec didn't question why you never slept in his bed when you did every other time you wanted. You always did go back and forth between your bed and his. It takes him a bit to notice and whilst he brought it up as an observation, your face said this wasn't just a coincidence. Wait, you avoid his bed? Why? You explain. You don't want to accidentally stain his bed. You know he can sense your period, what if that ruined the scent on his bed for him. It's very considerate...but Alec is horrified. Sweet-face, sweet heart, LIGHT of his LIFE, you are over thinking this. If you want to sleep in his bed then do it. He likes having you around. If something happens, don't worry about it! It can be fixed the same way it always has been. You're silly sometimes.

Demetri doesn't avoid you at all. It is what it is. He'd rather be there to make sure you're okay. He's much more mature about it too. Of course he noticed that some humans have a cycle but he doesn't know the details why. You explained it and that was that. Probably shouldn't have done it in front of Felix though. "WAIT, SO YOU SHED FROM THE INSIDE? LIKE A SNAKE? AND IT JUST...FALLS OUT OF YOU? YOU TECHNICALLY GIVE BIRTH TO YOURSELF?" "Felix, shut up." Demetri isn't having any of Felix's shenanigans about this. Leave his human alone.

Demetri will actually reassure you that of you want to sleep in his bed, it is more than available to you. He doesn't like the thought of you going out of your way to spare some sheets. Especially since it wouldn't happen all of the time. Don't be silly, get in bed darling...no, that bed, my bed. No it's not up for debate. You can sleep in any bed you like but he will make his stance clear.

Alrighty let's get into actually enduring periods.

Let's thank the receptionist because they are the ones who brought supplies and saved the day.

Alec was very worried when he first encountered you with cramps. Your movements, your complexion, everything was off. He'd stare at you at first, taking note of every little detail. You assured him you were fine. You didn't look fine. That's when Alec gets involved, how can he help? He's very eager to get you to take medicine for the pain. Alec was internally panicking when you ended up going back to bed. You seemed to get some relief from the heating pad. Alec was beyond relieved. Okay maybe this was a little bit normal then. Then he felt bad when he discovered you had to lie in certain positions to ease the pain. Alec did offer his gift but you quickly refused, losing all senses or being paralysed didn't sound fun. You could endure this, it's fine. You did every other month. There was one uplifting thing Alec actually found rather funny during this time. When you sneezed. Anyone who's dealt with a period knows exactly what I'm talking about. Don't get me wrong, you tried to hide it. Your face barely reacting to what had happened but Alec notices everything and now that he knew what had happened. It was funny and you couldn't tell him otherwise. Alec will actually comfort you when it comes to feeling sick or having headaches during that time. You'll get a cuddle in bed.

Demetri will gladly give lots of cuddles during this time. He can sense when you're really going through a tough moment. That meant any cramping was dealt with immediately without question and you were to get in bed and rest. Sometimes back pain is a problem and without hesitation or prompting, Demetri will massage your lower back. He's even massaged your stomach knowing why cramps happen. If feeling sick or with headaches, he'll encourage you to go to sleep.

Now we get to your behaviour.

This is the toughest part for Alec. He can be exceptionally blunt and has had to rethink his wording many times before saying something to you. He doesn't want to upset you. However on your time of the month, all bets are off. You cried once when you felt ignored by Alec whilst he was on duty. Another time Alec commented that a spot you had on your face looked painful and you cried just at the very mention of it. Although this wasn't just upset crying. Even that would have been easier. You cry whilst not knowing why you're crying, even laughing at yourself for crying whilst crying and all the while you were eating ice cream. Alec was stunned, is this what was meant when humans are complex? Should he be worried right now? Although Felix and Demetri seemed to laugh it off with you. Felix then moved your snacks away from you and you immediately made it known that those were your snacks and didn't appreciate him moving them. Jane found the scene hilarious. Now you were laughing that you were crying, crying, eating ice cream and now annoyed at Felix for moving your snacks and staking your claim on them. Alec is just sitting there stunned. In that situation we found a use for Felix. Felix was the least unphased, instead he moved the snacks back and place a hand on your should. He grinned as he said. "Today is gonna be your day. Your doing great sweetie. This is your day." Being angry around Alec was a bad situation. He has virtually no tolerance for it and he'll get angry very quickly. Don't think he won't throw that treatment back at you.

Demetri was as supportive as ever. Yes his human is crying. No they won't shut up- they're going through FEELINGS. No one can complain about you. He'll spend lots of time with you and can handle it much more than Alec can. If you need to cry, that's fine. Cry it out. When your angry though...not so much. Demetri does hold his tongue, keeping in mind that you simply weren't feeling good. Although he doesn't appreciate if you dont speak nicely to him, especially over nothing he has done. You get the look, it was a warning. He wouldn't raise his voice at you but he would have a stern talking to you because you are not treating him like that. It's just an easier time around Demetri whilst with Alec it's mayhem. You'll also have more of Felix to cheer you up because again. Today is your day. You're winning.

Loss of appetite has both of them on edge. It's something neither are happy with. They try to compromise with you mostly lighter things such as soup since they really don't want you skipping a meal.

So sorry this took so long!

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★ donation request: rich kid!au hongseok

judging by the huge amount of applause that’s just come from outside of the gym

you assume that means that the star of this show has just arrived

other volunteers start running around, frazzled and worried

this one - yang hongseok - is known to be a bit of a,,,,,,,,handful

which you don’t understand 

the guys just another athlete like everyone else 

granted he has won an insane amount of titles in such a short amount of time

and is currently the world champion of his boxing class

(oh -  you know - is well on his way to being a self-made millionaire)

you just ,,,,, don’t get it

how can you be moody and snappy when your life revolves around punching people - like get your anger out in the ring, dude.

either way, scoring such a huge star for your charity work is amazing 

so you’re going to bend to his every will, even if you spend the majority of the time hating it

hongseok strolls in, followed by his manager - kino - who you spent most of your time talking to on the phone in order to set this up

you introduce yourself to him and shake his hand, he’s been nothing but nice 

your worry is all but focused on hongseok

your charity is all about working with kids and helping them get into free sports programs

which means a lot of the people in attendance are innocent children 

so you hope hongseok keeps it ,,,,,, together

he shakes your hand - but seems almost annoyed by it - taking the glasses he’s wearing off and chucking them toward kino

“how long is this gonna take?”

is the first thing he asks and you’re already gritting your teeth

“only half an hour, we want you to talk to the kids about how you got into boxing and then take some photo-”

“kino, did they say photo-op? i never agreed to that.”

kino looks like he’s gritting his teeth too, but he’s probably so used to the treatment that he just pats hongseok’s shoulder

“it’s only two or three photos. it’ll look so good for your publicity hong”

hongseok shrugs his hand off, but veers off toward the table where your volunteers have set up drinks

kino gives you an apologetic smile as he follows suit and you just stand there gripping the clipboard in your hands so hard you think you might break it

it’s only been 5 seconds and i already know - i hate him.

you turn you attention away from hongseok though, you’ve got to make sure the gym is prepped and the kids who’ve come out to hear hongseok speak are all here

as you pass by, you hear hongseok mutter something about how this place is subpar and hot 

you wish you could tell him to shut it, he’s an athlete - a little sweat won’t hurt him

but instead you remind yourself: you need this, and the kids need this.

when you’re done and you’re ready to introduce hongseok to the eager crowd

you walk over to let him know, he has his glasses on again and when you tell him everything is ready 

he barely reacts - just stands up and takes off the denim jacket he’s wearing

it’s hard not to stare - the shirt is black and tight, and he’s a boxer so his body looks like its been carved from marble

but you make a point to focus your eyes on your clipboard and not on his dumb, beautiful face

hongseok notes that you aren’t oggling like just about everyone else 

as you lead him toward the gym, you have the urge to say something - to beg him not to put on that bravado hes known for when hes both out of the ring and in it

sometimes, he gets a little scary and mean, and these are kids so -

you skid to a stop and turn, hongseok raises an eyebrow and an annoyed look paints his otherwise (stupid, but godly) face

“um,,,,,,just so you know - the kids out there respect you, and they all think you’re cool so im hoping you can just,,,,,be professional?”

his mouth thins into a line

“oh, so you think im going to go out there and act like a jackass?”

“no-”

yes, that’s what im worried about genius.

“no, im just - theyre all young so-”

he doesn’t bother to let you finish, instead he walks right on past you and out into the gym

the kids roar into applause and you pale - you were supposed to go out there and introduce him!!!!

but its too late, and you swallow the horror that building up in your stomach 

because you feel like you just made everything so much worse-

“hi kids, im hongseok and im here to teach you that everyone in this room can follow their dreams! i followed mine and now im a?”

he points the microphone toward the crowd as everyone cheers out the words “world champion”

hongseok laughs, a big and warm smile on his face

and you blink in surprise because

oh my god, he’s doing really well actually?!!??!

the whole event goes so smoothly that you almost dont believe its happening

hongseok not only connects with the kids and plays with them well, but the photo-op he was dreading so much - is so sweet

hongseok is letting kids hang off his bicepes, he’s picking kids up on his shoulders, he’s letting them play with his boxing gloves and even has kino bring out some merch he has signed to give out

you’re in awe - this is not the snooty, flashy dude you saw half an hour ago

and whose been splayed across online news pages since he debuted in the boxing scene

he’s just,,,,,,,,,,,,nice

but then again - you remember what kino had said:this is good publicity

it could all just be an act

one of your volunteers, tall and often lost looking yuto, taps your shoulder and asks if you can go get some supplies from the charity van you guys have out back

you agree, rushing over to get the things and as you’re piling out the boxes full of tshirts and applications packets

you hear the back door open

you’re half hidden by the car, but you immediately recognize kino’s voice and ,,,,,,, hongseoks?

“i want to sponsor all of the kids.”

“hongseok, that’s gonna be a hefty check you know?”

“doesn’t matter, but don’t put my name on it - just make sure the charity people know those kids are all going to be able to pick whatever program they want and ill pay for uniforms or baseball bats or whatever they need.”

“alright, ill go find the manager.”

you almost drop the box you’re holding - there are over fifty kids in there and he’s going to sponsor all of them?!?!?! and not for the free publicity?!?!?

you rush back inside, dropping the boxes in yuto’s hands who gives you a confused look as soon as you ask where hongseok is

he tilts his head and you turn toward the gym, through the door you see hongseok is taking a couple of more photos and waving goodbye to the kids

kino finds you, and asks if you two can talk for a moment, but you shake your head

“i need to talk to hongseok.”

standing out back in the parking lot, you thank him - embarrassed about how you had acted before

“i heard you say you wanted to sponsor all the kids, and im going to be honest i -”

“you thought i was an asshole, just the way i am when im boxing or on a late night tv show right?”

you kind of give him a - can you blame me? kind of look and hongseok laughs again

up close, its brighter and more comforting then you imagined

“being a ‘softie’ doesnt get you far in my sport - so i act out, everyones like if you have abs like that whyd you ever be humble you know?”

you try not to giggle, but hongseok says its true 

“well thanks again, and i know it was rude of me to tell you to ‘act professional’ you-”

“listen, id do the same thing. plus, you are probably the first person with the balls to say it to me - you do know im a boxer right?”

you kind of fumble a little, because you dont know what to say

his tone is kinda flirty, but you’re trying not to think to much into it 

kino suddenly appears, reminding hongseok of another event he has to get to

he smiles and says another goodbye to you, before you have to ask

“wait- why don’t you want people to know you donated so much to us?”

“ah, same reason. the guys arent going to let me live it down when these photos of me letting kids crawl me like a tree get out so i cant imagine what theyd say if they know i spent most of my championship money to help out these kids and not buy like....a yacht.”

he waves again and you cant believe it but you feel something in your heart twinge

that night you get a voicemail from the number you’d used when talking to kino

you assume its a message from him about the event, but you’re surprised to hear hongseok’s voice when you play it

‘aside from the fact i donated a buttload to your charity - do you wanna have dinner sometime? i actually have enough money left over for that?’

you don’t believe your ears and play it back one million or so times

in the morning you drag yuto into a corner and play it for him

“do you thin its a prank?”

yuto scratches his head, “no - i think yang hongseok is interested in you.”

[starr-fall-knight-rise]

Humans are Space Orcs, “Sailor.”

Decided to take a break from the main story-line. I want to go back to working with krill for a while, allowing him to experience different kinds of people and situations, so if you have any ideas, I am open, though weather or not I will get to them is another matter entirely. 

Te chopper blades whirled overhead so deafeningly loud that Krill couldn’t hear himself think. Leave it up to the humans to create a piece of technology that got them into the air by attaching a giant fan to the top of it, or giant spinning blades of death. It actually offended him that they didn’t use some kind of hover-craft, which he was sure they had. However, Commander Vir had said that the Navy didn’t have a whole lot of “funding” anymore so their technology tended to be older than dirt.

Krill didn’t think anything would be older than dirt, but stopped short of correcting the human when he realized it was probably just some sort of saying. But now, here he was trapped inside this loud, metal container, feeling the wind buffet them back and forth as Commander Vir adjusted the pedals.

Krill had no idea that the Commander could even fly a helicopter, be here it was. 

The guy could probably fly a cardboard box if it had a big enough engine.

Beside him sat the Navy pilot surprisingly eager to learn from the more experienced man, and the two kept a light string of conversation over the headsets. The second guy was on lend from the Naval office as an assistant of sorts. The commander seemed confused, but apparently it was common for higher ranking officers to have subordinates to lick their boots and hand them things.

Commander vir hadn’t gotten that memo.

The original pilot pointed out the front and the helicopter tilted just slightly.

Krill lifted up a bit to look out the front window, but was mostly blinded by sunlight as it reflected off water.

Commander Vir flew the helicopter in low aiming for the helicopter pad on the back end of the ship.

He managed to maintain a hover just above  the circle surprised when, “It’s moving!”

“Yes sir, we are on water.”

“Its not supposed to be moving.” he said to himself trying to determine the best way to let down.

“Just get her in close commander than drop her when she comes back up.” The pilot instructed, pleased that they could teach something to a superior officer, though the way the man talked it was hard to remember all those fancy ribbons on his dress grey.

He was a pretty good listener too, and didn’t back down from a fight, lowering himself towards the deck and then timing it just so it placed when the ship swung back up.

It was a minute movement, but still could have thrown anyone off.

As soon as they touched down and the commander cut the engines, Krill could feel the light rocking.

He, and the others stepped out onto deck. 

Krill stopped in his tracks eyes staring out at a scene he had only seen through the small windows of the ship. A vast and unending horizon of water on all sides. Tiny white capped waves rolled up and down as the massive steel ship bobbed below him. He turned in a wide circle, staring off at the vast horizons and stretches of water so wide.

They were the only ones here, nothing else in sight.

He grew a bit dizzy.

“Good morning Commander.”

Krill turned to watch as the ships XO (executive officer walked forward to greet the man with a firm handshake. He was surprised at the youth of the commander, he was older than a good portion of his men, but younger than a lot fo them too. The Captain was in his early forties, this man almost young enough to  be his son.

“A pleasure captain.” At his back the Lieutenant stood stiffly waiting to be used for some reason or another.

“I heard you were coming, to what do we owe the pleasure.”

Commander Vir glanced out at the sloshing waves with some unease, “I wanted to come down to observe the operation of your ship, Captain. I am afraid to say that current UNSC protocols are still being made, and I thought Navy and UNSC vessels are similar enough I might due to take some lessons from the way things are run.”

The man smiled, “Well, sir generally the brass doesn’t sail. In the Navy you would have a cushy job somewhere on land behind a desk.”

“String me up when that day comes.”

“You and I feel the same way then. The sea is my life, Been sailing since I was a kid, and I couldn’t imagine what I’d do without her.

Commander Vir nodded, “its flying for me.”

Krill glanced around the ship, watching as men and women worked on objects that he did not know, wearing uniforms he did not recognize. They were led down onto the deck, and Commander Vir stumbled a few times, unsteady on the moving platform.

The captain grinned, easily riding the gentle rocking motion as if they weren’t moving, “Someone has yet to get their sea legs.”

Commander Vir gripped the railing, “Fun fact. I’ve never actually been on a boat, at least not larger than a canoe.

Behind him, Krill simply tried floating to avoid having to move, but found the boat deck moving below him, and a gentle sea breeze pushing him back. In panic he set down on the deck again.

“Seems strange, someone who pilots a ship,”

“No such thing as space legs.” The commander commented gingerly letting go of the railing. We have gravity mats that make it just like earth, and there is no wind or water to make us move. Steadier than riding in a car, and once the acceleration is done there is no way to know you are even moving.

The man shook his head, “Can’t imagine wanting to fly in space, being trapped inside a tin can that, if it malfunctions my eyeballs would be sucked out of their sockets.”

“Actually that doesn’t happen. You would freeze first, while your blood boiled off anyway.”

The man gave him a look, “You’re insane.”

“I’m insane! At least its better than drowning, or being eaten by sharks.”

The captain waved a hand, “I can’t remember the last time someone in the navy actually drowned.”

Commander vir eyed the edge of the ship nervously.

“Anyway, Commander, I am glad we could be of service, truth be told us sailors arent needed all that much anymore now that wars tend to take place in space and off world. Most of the stuff we do includes tracking down pirates and saving dumbass civilians who don’t know what a red sky at morning means.”

Commander Vir stared at hi blankly.

The man frowned, “You don’t know do you.”

“Can’t say I do.”

“Red sky at morning sailors take warning. Meaning there’s going to be bad weather?”

He shrugged, “Why not just use radar for that.”

“The man looked almost offended, “Thousands of years of accumulated knowledge, and you just want to use radar?” 

Krill watched in silence keeping notes in one of his cortical hemispheres as he listened. It was strange, by all rights these two men should have been similar in a lot of ways. When it came right down to it  a UNSC vessel and a Navy one were pretty much the same and included a lot of the same sort of things on board. Even the two men were similar in their almost rabid love of the place they worked. One and knew more about the ocean than krill thought there was no know, while the Commander had a handle on space that no other man in the history of humanity ever had.

To krill’s surprise it turned out there was some actual sill to floating on a large body of water. The man talked about the currents, and the weather patterns, and the way the ship liked to ride them. 

Space vs ocean, and neither man seemed to understand why the other would want to go anywhere near the other’s domain.

The Navy captain also seemed to be having a right old time watching commander vir stumble into things as he adjusted to his “sea legs.”

Krill had no idea what that meant, but he kind of doubted it was what it sounded like. The saying made hi think the human was going to spontaneously grow new legs for walking on the ship, but the more likely explanation seemed that the human body would get used to the constant moving, so the person would no longer have trouble when walking.

Krill didn’t really need sea legs, though he marveled at how the humans could seem to work so normally on a rolling surface when their balance was already unbelievable.

Around the ship, the regular Navy men were more than a bit tickled to see a member of the brass (UNSC or otherwise) wobble about like a ‘drunken’ sailor. Mostly it was funny and partially it made them feel superior to someone who would usually have that edge over them.

Eventually the Commander go the hang of it and accompanied the Captain to the bridge and around the ship to see how things worked taking occasional notes, but eventually ordering the Lt. to do it for him as, “Your fidgeting is making me nervous, so have something to do.”

Krill got stared at, a lot, but that was pretty normal for him, and, on one occasion, a call went out from one of the men on deck, and an entire group of them rushed over to one side, pointing at the water. The captain led them over just in time to watch in awe as a massive creature breached the surface of the water. Krill stepped back as the massive shape slowly tilted backwards and water erupted around it.

The captain turned to look at the commander with a smug expression, “Guess you didn't get to see that in space.”

He was a little less pleased to see the commander smirking at him, “Perhaps not…” he let it trail off there, though his grin was rather telling.

“What! You’re not telling e there are space wales.”

“I am not at liberty to discuss that, captain.”

Krill wasn’t entirely sure if their teasing was friendly or if their rivalry was something more than that.

Either way the captain did get the last laugh, as sitting inside the ship the commander didn’t touch his food head resting back against the wall, eyes closed. As a doctor, krill couldn’t help but notice the parlor that had fallen over his face. He was about to ask the commander if he was feeling ok when the captain strolled up, his turn to look smug and took a seat, “Don’t worry, a lot of people get seasick their first time. But I’m sure that’s not a problem in space.”

“Cosmic hysteria is worse.” The commander muttered.

“A bit green about the gills there. Do you want e to get you a bag.”

The commander frowned, but didn’t open his eyes.

“I thought you were a fighter pilot, shouldn’t you be immune to motion sickness.”

The human was teasing him, but commander Vir felt to sick to respond. He was very much determined to keep his lunch down, but knew that was going to be a losing battle. 

He could hear the sailors laughing as he bolted upright and sprinted to the edge of the deck mouth salivating so badly he was sure he was going to drip on his uniform.

Nothing was funnier to the crew than a member of the brass who couldn’t hold in his lunch on a ship.

Krill personally found a couple of things interesting, number one being the ardent glee that the other humans experienced upon watching the suffering of another. It seemed to be a common theme in humans, enjoying watching someone in power over you get what they deserve It seemed to make underlings feel superior in some way where they normally wouldn't. Through their ribbing was generally light-hearted and nothing worse beyond that.

Second being the human’s strange ability to become sick because of unpredictable rocking motions. He had never seen an alien with that issue, though, upon looking into it with the crew physician, he learned that humans, while having the best sense of kinesthetic awareness out of most of the species, that had to do with the placement of liquid inside the ear canal that moved with the movement of the head.

Constant movement that was in contradiction to the movement of the eyes, or caused the sloshing to become confused inside the ears could cause a reaction in the brain that simulated poisoning.

You see one of the first signs of neurotoxin is dizziness and the body responds with nausea. When movement causes the fluid in the ears to become jumbled and confused, the rain interprets this in the same way and responds with nausea.

Quite fascinating, and Krill couldn’t help feel his own sense of satisfaction knowing he couldnt get seasick.

Although he was ore than happy to get off this moving metal tube of death.

Leave it to humans to figure out a way to make metal float and then decide to spend days at a time on it.

Humans who loved large bodies of water were insane.

Though most humans were insane he supposed 

[asphalt-cocktail]

Congrats on your followers. If youre still accepting Sunday sins maybe a Roger Taylor one where he finds out that youve never cum through sex. He sees it as a challenge.

AAAHHHH I LOVE THIS TROUPE also I’ll be accepting asks as long as my ask box is open! Today is my last day of class so hopefully through out the week I’ll be able to answer them! Ugh I missed writing for roger

Warning: mentions of masturbation, sex, smut, do not interact if underage (you will be blocked)

Roger and Freddie gawked at you “what the hell do you mean you’ve never cum?” Fred asked you, his face plastered with shock.

You shifted awkwardly, “ i don’t know I just don’t think I ever have.”

“Not even when you... you know” roger said and his eyes glanced downward

“Nah not even when I jerk off myself.” Your face felt hot with embarrassment as the two men exposed your sad and disappointing sex life.

“I bet I could” roger said after a lull in silence.

“What?” You gaped at your friend.

“I said I bet I could make you cum.”

You shook your head in disbelief, “I don’t know rog”

“Come on we’ve been friends for what? 7 years now? We’ve seen eachither naked before I hardly think adding sex would make things awkward between us.” Roger did have a point and from what you could tell from living with him a girl never left displeased.

You glanced at Fred who had a devilish look in his eye like always. He gave you an encouraging head nod “I certainly don’t think I’ve heard any complaints about you roger.” He added trying to gas up his best friend

You let out a puff of air “fine. But i want it to happen naturally, you know? This isnt some sort of doctors appointment.”

And that was how it started.

Did you regret it? Almost.

Since that conversation the sexual tension between you and roger had become explosive and apparent to everyone in the room with the two of you. Today you were at a small dance bar sitting in a back table with the boys, roger had his arm lightly draped around your waist and was rubbing his fingers along the fabric of your shirt.

He trailed his fingers up the dip of your waist and back down do your thighs with the lightest of finger touches while he continued his conversation with Fred, Brian, and John about tour details. You hardly noticed when they began to trail over the swell of your thighs towards the heat between your legs until you suddenly stiffened and glanced at him from the corner of your eye.

Roger was paying you no mind at all. His hand caressed your inner thigh and his thumb slowly in bed closer and closer to the crotch of your jeans. A knot formed in your stomach and you held your breath, nervous for what his next bold move was.

To your disappointment he had pulled away and stood up “drinks anyone?” He asked shaking his empty beer bottle.

“Gin and tonic double” you said handing him your empty glass and letting out a frustrated sigh.

Roger took your glass and winked at you before heading off.

After that night thoughts of roger plagued your mind and kept you awake. What would he feel long in top of you? How did he kiss? What did he sound like?

Your imagination filled your wandering mind as you found yourself sticking a hand down your pants and rubbing circles around your clit. Still no orgasm.

As the week continued you met Fred at their apartment for a dinner party. By dinner party it typically included a lot of drinks and games and very little food.

The sun sank, the sky grew dark and the alcohol flowed in abundance which only caused your constant thinking about roger to increase. Your gaze found him every time he entered the room and followed him as he exited, each time he payed no attention to you.

Until you found him in the kitchen alone making a drink, “hey.” He casually greeted you while glancing over his shoulder.

“Hey.” You breathed out softly.

“So are you having fun?” Roger asked turning and leaning in the kitchen counter.

His gaze made your face heat up and your stomach clench. Suddenly it felt too hot for what you were wearing and his smug ass knew it. “Yeah, it’s great.” You said giving him a tight lipped smile before shifting towards him to make yourself your own drink. 

Roger turned slightly and looked at you, “You look nice.” He said and brushed his arm along your arm. You shivered feeling the cool touch of his hand on your hot shoulder. “Thanks, so do you.” you answered trying to hide how you clenched your thighs to give some sort of pressure between your legs.

A smirk lingered on Roger’s face before his eyes narrowed as he maintained his gaze with you, “Can I kiss you?” He asked standing closer to you.

Your breath caught in your throat and you swallowed thickly, “Yeah... Sure... yeah.” You said breathing out as his hand raised and cupped your face.

The kiss was languid and smooth and you could taste the vodka soda and cigarettes on his lips. As Roger deepened the kiss he pulled you closer by your waist and you whimpered at the close contact. 

Kissing him did nothing but fuel the fire already brewing in your belly. You clung to him for dear life and hoped he wouldn’t let go anytime soon. You ignore the ache in your back as the kitchen counter dug into your spine. Roger’s hand caressed the swell of your ass and thighs while his knee had found its place between your legs.

You ground down on it without shame and let out a shaky breath. Roger stilled your hips and pulled away, trailing kisses down your neck, “Not yet.” He whispered in your ear before nipping at the skin.

And with that, he left you in the kitchen alone.

As the week wore on you could have screamed with how much sexual frustration you were feeling. Your sleep was lacking and your mind was constantly racing with thoughts of one man. In fact you almost did scream when you got a message from Roger asking for you to come over and watch a movie with him. It made your blood boil. A movie? A fucking movie? 

You could hardly believe it but still found yourself packing up some snacks and beers before heading over to his apartment. 

The two of you sat on the couch as a movie played in the background and sexual tension crackled and popped in the air. Roger draped his arm over the back of the couch and you tried to sit a healthy distance away from him.

You couldnt help but glance over at him every few minutes in hopes that he would make a move and then finally his hand came to rest on your thigh. You casually shifted and spread them a bit, hoping that he would get the hint. 

Roger’s hand caressed your inner thigh, rubbing and kneading the soft skin. Before things escalated any further Roger had managed to scoot you to the corner of the couch.

You turned and looked at him, suddenly feeling hot, “Hey,” You breathed out.

“Hey.” He answered back with the same stupid smug smirk he always wore before he pressed his lips against yours.

Gripping a fist full of his shirt you pulled him closer to you before wrapping an arm around him and tangling one in his hair. The kiss was hot, hotter than the one you shared before in the kitchen. You could feel your insides shaking with arousal and let out and eager whimper as Roger moved to take your bottoms off. He slowly slid them down and wasted no time pulling your panties aside and swiping his finger up your folds.

He smirked against your lips, “You’re soaked for me, love.” He murmured against your mouth.

“Touch me more.” You whimpered and almost lost all self control as roger inserted a finger into you. He slowly pumped it in and out, curling his fingers and rubbing them against your soft walls.

You hummed and you felt your body relax, being fingered had never felt this good before. Your mind was hazy and lewd moans spilled from your lips as you felt his thumb circle your clit as his fingers continued to pump in and out of you at a rapid pace.

“Fuck,” You gasped feeling an unfamiliar feeling knotting in your stomach and you begin to panic as the sensitivity between your legs skyrocketed. Your walls twitched and you sobbed as Roger pulled his fingers away.

He shushed you and slid off the couch, kneeling between your legs with your knees on either side of his head, “It’s fine.” He cooed sliding your panties off.

You couldnt help but squirm with impatience as he settled between your legs and put himself in a comfortable position. 

Roger’s fingers slipped back inside you with ease and your hips bucked as he licked your clit, “Oh roger,” You sighed letting your head fall against the back of the couch while your hand found itself tangled in his soft locks. 

His tongue alternated between swirling and flicking your clit; soon you found that your hips could not stay still and the knot in your belly returned. “R-roger,” You said planting both hands on the couch feeling his tongue flatly lapping against you, “Rog.” You gasped and felt around for something to anchor yourself onto. 

The sensitivity began to build and it felt like a rubberband was stretching to its limit before it finally snapped. You felt a wave of pleasure wash over you in a huge wave, “Oh fucking christ,” You gasped and grabbed a fist full of Roger’s hair and held him in place as you ground down on his face. You sobbed out as he helped you ride through your orgasm and felt your legs shake.

When he finished there was a moment of silence, “I think I came, holy shit.” You breathed out and saw him standing up. Roger grabbed your hand and pulled you to your feet. Your legs felt weak but you stood and looked at him with confusion.

“We arent finished.” He grinned and pulled you down the hall to his bedroom.

[bridgyrose]

So, what is next for our intrepid duo of ghost hunters? Calling the Busters? Dig into the foundation of the Schnee case? Curious minds would like to know.

Ruby sighed as they walked back to the mansion, holding red lilies in her hands. “Are you sure this is going to work? The last time we were here, I was nearly killed.” 

“We’ll be fine this time. The younger one said his sister likes these kinds of flowers, so this should calm her down. And this time, we arent going to intrude. We’re going to get invited in.” Penny smiled and sat a vase of white roses down before knocking on the door. “And then, she cant be upset.” 

“And how do you suppose we’ll be invited in?” 

The door opened as a breeze picked up, almost like the mansion was inviting the two in. Penny smiled and picked up the vase. “Like this.” 

Ruby shook her head and followed Penny inside. The inside was… darker than it had been before. Windows that were open previously had now been shut. Glass littered the hallways from shattered mirrors, even some of the furniture had been broken. Ruby sat her vase of lilies down on one of the few intact tables. “Alright, so, how is this going to work?” 

Penny sat her roses down and looked around the room, not seeing any ghostly activity. “I’m… not sure right now. But we’ll need to wait. See if we can get someone to-”

A crash came from the far side of the room as one of the paintings fell, the frame shattering. A breeze picked up inside, trying to bring the room to freezing temperatures. A ghostly wail started to fill the air as Weiss made her move. 

Penny looked around, trying to find where Weiss was going. “We dont mean you any harm right now. We brought you flowers. As a gift. To apologize for what happened last time.” 

Ruby listened as the room went silent. She looked around, starting to get a little terrified. “So.. what now?” 

“Now, we wait.” Penny backed up from the flowers, keeping Ruby close. She waited for the first sign of Weiss to appear. 

Weiss slowly materialized near the roses, picking one up. “I havent seen these flowers for decades. How did you know?” 

Penny made her eyes flash, watching Weiss. “Your… brother told us about them. Said they were your favorite.” 

Ruby took a step back as Weiss seemed to appear before her. She wasnt sure what Penny had done, but now, the late heiress was floating before her, holding one of the roses. “I’m… sorry we trespassed last time. We didnt know you were still here. Well… we didnt have any proof.” 

Weiss paused as she heard Ruby, looking over to her. “Your voice… you sound just like she did.” 

“She?” 

The ghostly heiress moved to Ruby, walking around her, looking for something. “Someone I knew a very long time ago. That doesnt matter though. That was another lifetime.” 

“You could tell us. Maybe we can help you.” 

Weiss smirked as a thought came through her mind. “Just to make sure we’re clear, you want to help me? Is that right?” 

“Yes.” 

“Perfect.” Weiss put a hand on Ruby’s shoulder, seamlessly entering the girl. 

Penny’s eyes widened as she was helpless to watch. Never before had she witnessed a ghost acting like this before. “Get out of her.” 

“I dont think so.” Weiss smiled as she looked over her new body, getting used to the sensations she hadnt felt in so many years. “She offered to help me, and so I’m going to make sure she does. Otherwise, I can make sure that she and I spend a very long eternity together.” 

“And what do you want help with?” 

Weiss shrugged and started walking out of the mansion. “I’m not sure yet. But, it’ll come to me eventually. For now, I want to see the world and how it’s changed since I last left this manor. I’m sure you understand.” 

Penny frowned, following the heiress who now inhabited her friend’s body. “You cant just stay inside of her! You have to leave!” 

“No.” Weiss stopped and turned around, smiling at Penny. “But, if you think you can get me out without hurting your friend, you’re more than welcome to try. In the meantime, if you dont want anyone to think you’re crazy, you might as well accept that I am this “Ruby” now.” 

Penny sighed, feeling defeated. Weiss was right, there wasnt much she could do right now without hurting Ruby, and any more discussion like that would make her seem a bit… off. “Then will you at least tell me why you’re so interested in Ruby now? Who does she look like to you?” 

Weiss smiled and started heading back into town, eager to learn about all the changes over the decade. “My lover, of course. And who knows, maybe I can get her to be mine once again.” 

Penny slowly followed Weiss, trailing a bit behind. “This… is going to be quite the adventure…” 

[bokutosbestie2]

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

I kinda want to make a playlist for this story ☻

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Y/N pov :

" HEY! I recognized you! ARENT you the Origiris guy!"

" Yea I am, the name is Osamu. "

" Ok OSAMU why I'm I here? "

" HEY don't ask me! Ask Atsumu he the one who brought you here. I JUST GOT HERE! "

" YOU! OREO-LOOKING HAIR! WHY YOU BRING ME HERE HUH! " pointed at him as he jumped up from the couch.

" YOU WERE HELLA DRUNK! ALSO, YOU WERE WANDERING AROUND ALONE!? SOME DUDE could've TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF YOU of how DRUNK YOU WERE! "

" HMM GOOD POINT!... BUT WAIT HOW COME I'M IN YOUR SHIRT! "

" HEY, YOU THREW UP ON YOURSELF! I DIDN'T CHANGE YA.. YOU CHANGED AND SHOWER ON YER OWN! " Atsumu held up his hands defensively.

" Yea the look of panic on my brother's face shows he telling the truth," Osamu said as he tries to compose his laughter.

" HMM I GUESS I'll BELIEVE YA.. "

I only remember me showering and putting on a random shirt now thinking about it..

" WAIT never mind your right I did shower on my own...I kinda remember. " I say sorta embarrassed.

" WELL THEN! I guess I should be going! "

" No stay here it's LATE! It's 3:15 IN THE MORNING!" Osamu said

" Are you sure I already cause enough trouble for your brother.. "

" Nah ATSUMU PROBABLY deserved all that trouble!"

Atsumu turned around to flip off his brother.

" Atsumu that sounds familiar?! "

" OH SOO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! " Atsumu smirked

" No.. Your name sounds familiar tho "

Osamu burst out laughing..

" HAHA YOU JUST RUINED HIS EGO! "

" I'm confused.. " I say honestly

" Well OSAMU ISNT GOING TO TELL YOU THAN I WILL! " Atsumu said offended

" Ok then wHo aRe yOu? " I mimic Atsumu's tone.

" I Play on ONE OF BEST TEAMS IN JAPAN.. IM ON MSBY! " he said in a cocky tone.

" OH, SO THAT'S WHY YOUR NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR! " I shouted

" WHERE YA HEAR MY NAME?! " Atsumu got excited.

" Clam Down Atsumu! " Osamu hit him on the head.

" OW! "

" WELL, I do photoshoots! I do the photography, not the modeling! "

" Yea we can tell! " Astumu said

" ATSUMU! WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?! " Osamu looked ashamed.

Did he just called me unattractive.. THIS GUY OH HELL NAH!

I grabbed my shoe and aim it at Atsumu's head... and I miss ..

" AH WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! "

" YOU DESERVE IT!! I'm STILL PRETTY CUTE FOR NOT BEING A MODEL " I stick my middle finger at him.

" HMM, I LIKE THIS GIRL! " Osamu elbowed Astumu.

" I'm sorry JUST FINISH THE Story miss I THINK IM PRETTY CUTE! " he rolls his eyes.

" ANYWAYS! Some of my friends work with athletes all time. She did a photoshoot with the MSBY team! So that's why your name sounds FAMILIAR! "

" Oh so you didn't know that I'm an amazing volleyball player...." Atsumu looked disappointed about the story.

" No.. "

" WOW first time a girl didn't fangirl over Atsumu and He seems Heart Broken! " Osamu said laughing.

" She not my type anyways! " Atsumu said in a petty tone.

DAMN, HE JUST NOT SAY THAT..

" Oreo looking hair "

" WHAT YOU SAY! "

" YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE AN OREO! "

Osamu was watching us bicker until he started to yawn out of tiredness mix with boredom.

" SHEEZ you guys fight like a cat and dog! I'M GOING TO BED NOW! DONT be too loud! " Osamu said as he walked off towards his room.

I and Atsumu gave each other dirty looks.

" WELL, I GUESS ILL BE GETTING MY GUEST ROOM BACK! " Astumu snapped

" UH, NO ILL BE SLEEPING THERE! " I say annoyed

" NO ME! "

" BUT I'M THE GUEST! "

" NO, YOU WERE SOME RANDOM HEARTBROKEN GIRL WHO got drunk!

Oh, I forgot..about my breakup.

My mood was now ruined with the comment he said.

" You can have the room.. " I looked at Atsumu

" Oh umm, you sure? " Atsumu looked concerned

" Yea I'll just go on the couch. " I walked to the couch, I hear the door close behind me.

I sit on the couch as I remember when Kageyama broke up with me.

Damn, why couldn't I be a better person...

Atsumu pov:

As I close the door behind me I felt guilty for bringing up her breakup. It's not even my business, I shouldn't have mentioned it.

I lay in bed as guilt was all over me.

Maybe I Should Apologize?

No, I can't do that it's 3:50 am, she must have fallen asleep already.

I'll just apologize in the morning.

Around 7:30 am:

Y/n pov:

I wake up to the smell of bacon. I sit up from the couch to see Osamu cooking breakfast.

" I expected you to wake later! " Osamu said as he placed eggs and bacon on a plate.

" Ah well, I have a habit of waking up early because of work! " I say as I walked over to the counter.

" Here take this is then. " Osamu place the plate in front of me.

" OH NO, IT'S FINE! I'm planning on leaving now I already been too much of a burden. "

" No, it's fine! Your the surprise guest after all. "

" Gosh even tho your brother can be full of himself... you and he are such nice people. "

" Well, that's how we were raised to respect everyone."Osamu smiled at me.

After conversing with Osamu for 30 minutes a sleepy blonde comes out of the room.

" ATSUMU YOU ARE FINALLY AWAKE! " Osamu shouted.

" SHEEZ WHY YER SO LOUD! "

" Stop being so grumpy. " I tell Atsumu

" WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE ! "

" Because your brother gave me breakfast, but I'll be leaving now! "

" WAIT- "

" Yes? " I look him annoyed.

" I- uh I'll take you home. "

" No it's fine I can just call my friends to pick me up. "

" No, let me take you! "

WHY does he want to take me so bad.

" Ugh fine. "

" Ok then let me go get changed! "

As Atsumu went back to go get changed I look at Osamu confused.

" He probably wants to see if you will fall for him or something. "

" As if! " I laughed at Osamu's comment.

" Oh before you go can I get your number? "

OSAMU WANTS MY NUMBER?! SCORE!

" UH, YEAH SURE! "

Me and Osamu exchange numbers then Atsumu comes into the scene.

" OSAMU YOU SLY DOG! " Atsumu shouts

Osamu gave Atsumu a death stare.

" Uh we best get going y/n ! " he said as he pushes me to the front door.

" BYE OSAMU THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING! "

Osamu waves bye, and now I'm stuck with this dude.

Atsumu joyfully gets in the driver's seat as I sit in the passenger.

" Why are you so eager to take me home? "

" Uh-well... I wanted to apologize. "

" EH FOR WHAT?! "

" For the comment, I said last night.. "

" Oh, don't worry about it's not that serious, " I say giving him a thumbs up.

" Yea if it's not that serious why you get so drunk. "

" UGH, WHY ARE YOU PUTTING ME ON BLAST! "

" HEY I'M JUST SAYING WHAT I SAW! "

" WELL don't worry it was just over a stupid boy.. "

Atsumu looked concerned.

" Ya a stupid boy! " he said in sarcasm.

I looked at him annoyed.

" OK don't give me that look! "

"Let's get going! " I say.

Atsumu started the car and ask for directions.

" Oh wow you only live 15 minutes away from Osamu."

" Ah, that's nice to know! " I smiled.

" Sheez DONT tell me you like my brother! "

" Oh CALM DOWN! He just cute that's all! "

" Oh, so you think I'm cute then huh! " Atsumu smirked at me.

" No! You look like an Oreo because of your hair...." I say trying to keep my laugh in.

" STOP CALLING ME AN OREO and IM almost AT YOUR HOUSE! "

" AH YAY FINALLY! "

“ Is this your house? “

“ Yup you can stop there now! “

“ Ok then” Atsumu stop by a post light.

" Thank you... For umm everything even tho I was a stranger you decide to be nice and help me out... " I say as I can feel my face getting hot of embarrassment.

" Aww, you're being nice to me for once! "

" It was no problem I would've felt guilty if something bad happens to you. " he said quietly.

There was an awkward silence..

" Uh well, I have to get going! "

" Um, yea you go ahead! "

" Bye... Atsumu! "

" Bye! " he said as he drove away.

FINALLY I'M HOME!!

Atsumu pov:

Did she just finally called me by my first name?

Chapter 4

[kay-diggle]

Little Black Dress

Summary: Jimin swears the dress you’re wearing will be the death of him.

Pairing: Jimin x Female Reader 

Genre & Rating: Smut, 18+

Warnings: SMUTTY SMUT SMUT (basically porn with no plot), dom!jimin, sub!reader, oral (m. receiving), vaginal intercourse 

Length: 2.1k 

Notes: HELLO!!! This is something I wrote a while back and decided to post so you can get a feel of my writing style. Feedback is always welcomed!! Also, MY REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Kay-Diggle’s Masterlist 

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He leaned on you, wrapping his right arm around the front of your body, placing his face in your neck.

 “Baby this dress....” he said somehow finding a way to move closer.

 “What about it?” You turned your head, smirking at him.

 “I just... hm..” he said using his other arm, hand coming around the back of your body to play with the hem of your dress. It barely came to the middle of your thighs. He started caressing your leg now.

 “Your skin is so soft baby..” he whispered in your ear.

 “Lovey... you gotta chill babe” you chuckled.

 “I know baby, but you’re making it so hard for me right now. I mean.. damn this fucking dress,”he whined.

 “Hm.. then maybe you should keep your hands to yourself, yea?” You said smiling sarcastically, removing his hands from you completely and placing them in his own lap.

“But-“ he started to whine but you cut him off.

 “Lovey... do you see where we are right now? Do you really think this is the appropriate time for this?” You were teasing him, adding to his agitation.

 “Hm..” he said, eyeing you down. “Let me tell you something real quick babe” he said leaning back towards your body.

 He brought his lips to whisper into your ear while you brought your hand up behind your head to caress his cheek.

 “Since you don’t deem this to be an ‘appropriate time’ I’ll wait until we get back to the room. But when we do get there, I’m going to pick you up and push you against the wall. Then I’m going to fuck you until your legs are shaking and you’re coming around my dick.” By now your hand started slowly coming down from his face as your jaw dropped. You weren’t used to him being so blunt with you, but his dirty talk was definitely turning you on.

 “After that, I’m going to eat out that delicious little pussy of yours until you’re begging me to stop, and then I’ll put my dick back in you until you’re screaming and cumming again”

 He slowly moved away from you, leaning back in his chair and grinning at you.

 And if Jimin was anything, he was a man of his word.

 As soon as you got out of that meeting and back into the hotel room, he automatically ripped your small bag off your shoulder, flinging it across the room and pushing you back against the door, connecting your lips in a heated kiss. He pushed your jean jacket off your shoulders as well, dropping it to the floor. His hand connected with your thigh, moving it up towards his waist, prompting you to jump up but you stopped him with a rushed ‘wait wait’.

 “What’s wrong?” He looked confused.

 To his surprise, you dropped to your knees, looking up at him as your hands automatically started caressing his thick thighs. Your hands moved to unbuckle his belt, flinging it off and then unbuttoning his jeans.

 “Well I don’t remember this being a part of the plan... but seeing you so eager to suck my dick is so hot,” he looked down at you, sweeping your hair out of your face.

 You smirked up at him and continued to pull his pants down just enough to get his member out of the confinement of his boxers. He looked at you expectantly, while you looked at his dick: hard, pink, and leaking pre cum. Your mouth watered at the sight, making you lick your lips.

 “I love that you appreciate the sight of my dick so much, but since you're changing my plans I think you need to get started,” he warned you.

 And with that, you gave his tip a few kitten licks, just to taste his cum. He growled at you, warning you against your teasing again and then you decided to get serious. You used the pre cum you had tasted, and spread it down his shaft, slicking his length before you started pumping. Looking up to see him looking directly back down at you, as soon as you made eye contact you shoved his entire length down your throat, deepthroating him while your nose tapped his pubic bone.

 He placed the palms of his hand against the door to brace himself, not expecting you to deepthroat him like that when you had been teasing before. He let his head fall back letting out small moans and grunts while you bobbed up and down his length. Your mouth was so wet, and warm and he knew he was going to cum at any minute if he didn’t get you to stop. He didn’t want you to stop, but he had other plans on his agenda tonight.

 “Mmm... Stop....” he looked down at you again to see your cheeks and hands covered in a mixture of saliva and his pre cum.

 His request only made you go harder, swallowing his length while pumping him at the same time. You knew he hated when you didn’t listen to him, but you couldn’t help yourself. His little noises were only egging you on, making you more eager to please him.

 “Fuck... stop!” He said grabbing a patch of hair at the back of your head and pulling your mouth off his dick.

 He pulled you up by your arm, and turned you over so you were pushed up against the wall with your ass sticking out. He pinned your arms behind your back, giving a slap to your ass that was *barley* covered by the dress that started this all.

 “You really need to learn how to fucking listen...” he spoke into your ear.

 “Sorry baby,” you replied, no ounce of regret in your.

 He pulled your dress up over the curve of your ass and moved your thong to the side. He stuck one finger inside of your cavern, testing to see if he could skip prepping and pumped in and out of you slowly, eliciting small moans from your mouth.

 “Hmm... you’re so wet princess. I bet I could just...” he took his finger out and grabbed his own length, aligning it with your opening, “slip right into you,” he said as he pushed the tip inside of you.

 Your mouth formed an ‘o’ shape, as you weren’t expecting him to push into you like that. His length was incredibly thick and the stretch to accommodate him burned, but the burn was more than welcome.

 He rocked into you very slowly at first using only half his length, knowing that he couldn’t just fuck you like he wanted just yet because you weren’t properly prepped. You moaned quietly, pushing back on him as to have him deeper.

 “Please baby... I wanna feel you,” you whined. And who was he to deny your request?

 With your okay, he pulled out until only the tip was left, and snapped his hips up until you, filling you completely. You couldn’t help the semi scream that escaped your lips.

 “Shhh.. princess you have to be quiet.” He said stopping his movement and leaning to whisper into your ear. “You asked for this, remember?” He said, grabbing your hair into a makeshift ponytail and moving his hand that pinned down your arms to cover your mouth.

 Then he started thrusting again at a fast and hard pace that had your entire body shaking and banging against the door. You were sure that someone in the hall would hear and come to find out what was going on, but you couldn’t really care when he was fucking you so good like this. He went harder and harder, pressing quick kisses to your shoulder and making little love bites to stop himself from moaning out too loudly.

 He felt your legs start to shake, signaling that your release would be coming soon. He pulled his dick out of you, keeping his hand against your mouth to muffle your protests but let go of your hair. He leaned into your ear again.

 “Turn around and face me,” he directed you, moving to let you go.

 As you turned around, he started taking off his shoes, prompting you to do the same as he removed the rest of his clothing. Your tight black dress was making you hot ass well, but when your hand went to unzip it, he stopped you by grabbing your wrist.

 “Let’s keep this on you for now,” he smirked at you, giving you a one over, taking in your fucked out state.

 You obliged but took off your thong that was annoying you, soaking wet and pressed against your leg. He came closer to you again, taking one of your legs to wrap around his waist, picking you up and wrapping the other around him too. You thought he would push you up against the wall, but instead lined your opening up with the tip of his dick, and lowered you down, fucking you in mid air. He controlled your body, bouncing you up and down on his dick while watching your breasts jump too, occasionally sucking on them or your collar bone, whatever skin he could get access to.

 By now the moans were slipping out of your mouth along with grunts and groans of his name, and as his hands were preoccupied, he couldn’t shut you up without kissing you. Your lips connected, causing him to focus more on kissing you than thrusting into you, making you whine.

 “You’re sooo fucking greedy, arent you?” He pulled away from your lips, slightly annoyed. “Hm.. just so greedy to get fucked. By. My. Dick.” He added a thrusted into you hard, emphasizing each word.

 “I am... mmm... you fuck me so well baby. Your dick feels too good inside of me to not want more,” you decided to egg him on. “Fuck I’m gonna cum”

 Then he pushed you against the wall, giving him a little leverage since he didn’t have to hold your body weight up solely by himself anymore. His thrusts became harder and deeper in the position, pressing his fingers into the back of your things, sure to leave marks and bruises there. With him fucking the life out of you again, your orgasm was approaching you again, legs shaking around his waist and your breath becoming sporadic.

 He was about to reach his peak as well, you felt him throbbing inside of you. He wanted you to come first and was determined to make that happen. He wrapped his hand around your throat, slightly cutting off your breath flow.

 “Baby...” you choked out, wrapping both your hands around the wrist of the hand hindering your oxygen supply.

 His other hand went down to rub quickly on your clit, causing silent screams to come from you.

 “Princess... all of this over this slutty little dress, hmm?” He chuckled lightly, looking down at your dress, pressing harder against your throat and looking back up at you to see your eyes closed with your mouth sitting wide open.

 “Look me in my eyes and cum if you want to breathe”

 That had you opening your eyes immediately, and as soon as you did, your body was instantly taken over by ecstasy. You came, causing your pussy to clench around his length as he was still rubbing against your clit.

 “Fuck...” he let go of your throat, his thrusts faltering.

 The added tightness of your cavern after cumming was enough to set him over the edge. He moaned out your name as if it was a chant, his head falling back while he spilled into you. He stopped his movements completely so you took it upon yourself to rock back onto him, milking him for everything he had. He looked down, watching you do so until he couldn’t take it anymore and pushed your hips against the wall to stop your movements. Leaning forward, he connected your sweaty foreheads and looked you in your eyes before kissing you again passionately.

 Pulling away, he removed his length from you, but carried you to the bed laying you down onto your back. He dropped to his knees on the floor and grabbed your ankles, pulling your fucked out and exhausted body towards him.

 “What are you doing?” You questioned looking down at him.

 “I promised you a lot more, if you recall” he smirked before licking his lips and moving closer to your vagina that was now clenching around nothing. 

 You felt yourself get excited all over again, anticipating what was next to come. 

[ghostbustermelanieking]

okay hear me out on this; archivist melanie au

• the major switch in this au is that melanie's encounters with war ghosts and the end of ghost hunt uk happens earlier -- right around the time gertrude dies. the other major switch is with melanie's father. who is still in ivy meadows when the corruption and john amherst comes, but he manages to survive. melanie is visiting when it happens and gets him out alive, but not before they've both encountered plenty of the corruption

• when gertrude dies, there's no obvious candidate for the archivist in elias's eyes. there's sasha, but she isn't marked by anything yet, and since gertrude wanted her, elias wants to avoid promoting her mostly out of spite. there's others who have been marked -- tim for example -- but none of them feel quite right. he transfers sasha, tim, and martin to the archives with the subtle offer of a promotion to head archivist for one of them, but he makes no promises, like he is still holding out for someone else... and then the very first week, they get a live statement for the Archives, a real one. from former ghost hunter, doubly marked by the entities already, melanie king

• melanie is as skeptical of the Institute as she is in canon, but it seems worth it to go in and give a statement. just to talk to someone who might believe her. (georgie has been telling her she should talk to SOMEONE about this, and this qualifies, right?) she hits it off with the archival staff, particularly sasha, and feels a surprising release after giving her statement. she keeps staring at the Archives, all the statements and unanswered questions -- and yes, maybe all of them arent real, but odds are that some of them are. that some of them might have answers. she definitely isn't expecting to be offered a job by the creepy apparent head of the place, but, well. she's gotten weirder offers

• melanie's primary focus in archiving is on investigation, and accrediting the various statements. she figures out the correlation between the digital and tape recordings pretty quickly, and starts disregarding any that will record digitally. and there's an even larger focus than usual on chasing down leads post-statement, something that melanie will often participate in herself. tim and sasha and martin are a little skeptical of an outsider taking a promotion that should've gone to one of them (or at least another employee), but they all warm up to each other at a decent speed. melanie and sasha hit it off to the point where melanie starts inviting her out with georgie, and then sasha starts inviting tim, and then martin, and the resentment more or less goes away after that

• melanie stays invested in war ghosts, and trying to figure out what happened with sarah baldwin (she reads the anglerfish statement and her eyes bug out when she recognizes the name from the follow up), but she latches onto figuring out other things. one of these things ends up being gertrude's disappearance. melanie has literally none of the history before she gets hired, and she gets curious after a few months, starts asking questions. sasha's able to provide the most context, having actually MET gertrude, but tim and martin have heard rumors of their own, and they end up swapping conspiracy theories for hours one night at the pub. someone throws out elias offing her. melanie can't quite let the stories go. she starts digging into gertrude's history in her spare time, wanting to put the pieces together. sasha helps her on that one, too.

• this is where jon comes in: he never works for the institute, but he stays interested in the supernatural. he also stays closer to georgie over the years, helps with research on what the ghost sometimes. this results in georgie being the only one who knows about the mr. spider incident. she ends up suggesting jon give his statement to the institute -- maybe a little reluctantly; she doesn't fully trust the institute, has seen how obsessive melanie has grown over the past few months, heard her talk about how creepy it is when she loses herself while recording statements. but she trusts melanie, and the others, and she knows they'll do proper follow up. maybe put jon's anxieties over the whole thing to rest.

• so jon goes in and gives his statement. and despite the fact that he and melanie don't see eye to eye on a lot of things (ghost hunt UK, how the institute is run, etc), he hits it off with everyone in the Institute, and seems intrigued by everything after it's all over. they promise to follow up on his statement, but there... isn't much to find. aside from a few mentions of the book on old internet forums, and a few potential missing person cases in connection, there isn't much to find. (jon's bully never reappeared, but this isn't a surprise.)

• the dead ends are disappointing, to a number of people. jon seems dissatisfied when he comes to follow up and they have nothing for him. georgie seems disappointed at the lack of clear answers. martin mentions once, to melanie, of how the statement reminds him of the carlos vittery statement, and maybe the two are connected? melanie suggests they look into it that evening.

• this time, jane prentiss doesnt follow martin home. why bother when the archivist is right there?

• georgie notices when melanie disappears; prentiss doesn't bother messaging her. she calls sasha and the others.

• georgie encourages melanie to quit after it's over, when melanie is staying in her guest room. tells her how worried she is. melanie agrees, she really does, but she isn't sure what else to do. even if she quits, the worms will still be in the institute (tim finds a nest under his desk three days after melanie gets out), and the mystery will still be there. she'll never know what happened to gertrude, never know the truth behind all these statements they've found. she wants to leave, can feel herself changing the longer she stays, but she isn't sure how she can leave

• things go pretty similarly after that. the only thing that's different is that jon feels guilty when he hears what happened to melanie, and comes by the institute to apologize. then he starts hanging around, asking sasha and tim and martin questions about statements and experiences and all of it, laughing stiffly and quietly at sasha and tim's jokes. martin sees how interested he is and actually invites him out on an investigation one night. melanie sighs and tells georgie to start inviting jon to pub night

• prentiss comes. this is the same. melanie kills the spider. she and martin and sasha end up in the storage room, tim is on the other side. tim saves melanie and martin. sasha goes up to artifact storage

• this is where things really change: sasha is taken, although she doesn't die. she's put in the table. but when the not-sasha comes up and hugs tim and martin in relief, asks worried questions, talks to the police and the employees and everyone like she is sasha... melanie still sees through it. she doesn't understand why this is happening because that is NOT SASHA. and tim and martin and georgie have no idea what she's talking about. the not-sasha just smiles at melanie when she protests and says, "don't you know me, melanie? it's just sasha. your good friend, sasha."

• melanie won't let it go. and she won't stay home and recover. she insists and insists until georgie says she believes her, and agrees to go along and help her look as long as melanie doesn't strain her leg. they go and they look in the archives one night, nearly tear it apart, and somehow they find it. the adelard dekker statement. it's the table.

• melanie tells tim and martin, but they don't believe her until she brings an axe down on the table, splits up and sends a shivering sasha tumbling down on the floor. until they are being chased with something with the face of the only sasha they'd recognize, and the real sasha is telling them again and again that it's not her

• they decide to quit, all four of them, tim and melanie still worm-scarred, tim and martin wide eyed and horrified by the way they don't recognize sasha. melanie ignores her sneaking suspicion that it won't work, ignores the sinking feeling, right up until she's standing in elias's office and he's smirking at all of them, stammering, unable to force the words out. i quit. but they can't

• melanie is furious. she shouts, she threatens, she pulls a knife on elias, but none of it works. it falls on deaf ears. no way out for any of them, even after everything

• the next morning, elias brings someone down to the archives and introduces them as a new archival assistant. it's jon, who's maybe a little eager, and certainly confused and hurt when everyone responds with horror

• elias meets melanie's eyes over her assistants' heads. he mentions how nice it will be to have someone new around, someone with experience in researching the supernatural... and what a shame it was that it couldnt be that nice young host of the what the ghost podcast

• they understand each other now. melanie grits her teeth and looks away. no way out now

[duker42]

(1) Is there a way I could get one where reader is in the scouts but she has a friend (boy) who joined the same time, and they grew up together and their relationship is really close and everyone thinks they're dating but they arent, and levi likes the reader but hates him because of that and the reader thinks levi has a thing with petra so shes never made a move on him due to that. Readers friend knows levi likes reader so is always super touchy with her when hes around (just small things like

Thank you for the compliment!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰

💜Stupid Friend💜

Levi glared at the hand that was wrapped around Y/N’s waist, his fingers itching to draw his blades and cut the damn things off. He hated that asshole touching her, but it was her right as her lover. Damnit.

He looked away, his lips pursed as the man looked over towards him. Sometimes he wondered if he was just showing off the fact that he had the right to touch her that way. His fingers tightened around the cup of tea he held, if he was that handsy with her in public, Levi would had to see them behind closed doors.

“Hey Captain!” His thoughts trailed off as Petra came up to the table to get him. She must have gotten the reports from Erwin. He sighed as he set the cup down and pushed back from the table. It was better to head back to his office and start working, rather than sitting here being upset by Y/N’s boyfriend putting his damn hands on her.

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Henry smirked as Levi got up and marched out of the Mess Hall, Petra following after him. He had seen the way the man tensed when he saw Henry’s hands around Y/N’s waist. Knew that he wanted to feed him to a Titan.

He thought the man was going to blow a gasket the other day when he had picked Y/N up and swung her around the courtyard, Y/N giggling in delight. It was just interesting to watch and see how far he could push the Captain’s buttons.

He wasn’t with Y/N. Never had been. They were just friends and that was all they ever would be. Y/N just never noticed how he was a bit more affectionate with her in public. He had always touched and teased her, but when the Captain was present, he ramped up the touches.

It was a game to him. He just was dying to see what would happen when the man who was braver than any other Scout decided that he had seen enough. The only reason that hadn’t happened so far was because of the rumors going around that he and Y/N were dating. But soon enough that would get to Y/N and she would quickly dispelled that misconception.

~~~~~

Y/N sighed heavily as she caught sight of the raven haired man disappearing out of the doors, Petra close on his heels.

She hated the fact that she had feelings for a man that either wanted another woman or was already with her.

Levi played things so close to the vest that she couldn’t be sure if they were in a relationship or not. Most of the time the ginger haired girl was around Levi, so she thought it was the case.

If she knew that he wasn’t, she would throw caution to the wind and admit that she was in love with him. She loved everything about the moody and sarcastic Captain. But she wasn’t willing to overstep, so she just kept her mouth shut and her eyes off of him as much as possible.

~~~~~

“Y/N! Henry! My office now!” Levi snapped as he glared down at the pair.

Y/N jumped at the tone of his voice and quickly pushed Henry off of her. Great, now she was going to get reprimanded because Henry had decided to tackle her and tickle the breath out of her.

She stood up and brushed her uniform off before throwing Henry a glare. He just shrugged and grinned at her unrepentantly. She sighed as she turned and made her way to the castle, dreading every step she took towards facing Levi’s obviously bad mood.

The knock on his door was answered with a harsh command to enter. Levi was behind his desk and looked up to fix both of them a dark glare as Henry shut the door and joined Y/N in standing in front of his desk.

“Fucking ridiculous.” Levi spat, standing and crossing his arms. “You are about to be promoted to Squad Leader and you’re going to ruin it by acting like a sex crazed teenager.”

Y/N brow furrowed in confusion while Henry coughed in surprise.

“Sir?” Y/n asked.

“Keep your sex life in your room. I don’t want to see it!” Levi hissed, his eyes narrowing at Henry.

Y/N’s eyes widened as she realized what he was talking about. “Sex life? Fuck no!” She cried out, turning to Henry quickly before looking back at the Captain in shock.

Levi paused and looked at her expression. She didn’t look remorseful or even smug about this, more horrified.

“You think we’re together?” She asked pointing between herself and Henry. When she saw him nod, she started laughing.

Henry scowled at her reaction. The idea of being with him wasn’t that damn bad. But he let the look fade from his face when he saw Levi looking at him with murderous intent. He shrugged his shoulders imperceptibly and bit back a grin when the shorter man’s eyes narrowed dangerously.

“Henry, go clean the damn stables.” Levi ordered.

Henry saluted and marched out the door, having no intention of leaving beyond stepping outside that door. He wanted to hear what happened.

When the door closed, Y/N had stopped laughing and was looking at the Captain, waiting for him to say something. She didn’t expect him to come out from behind his desk and back her up against the front of it.

She was watching him warily, his eyes having a dangerous glint in them was he pressed closer. She realized what he was going to do when his face came in and she turned her head to the side so he couldn’t kiss her.

“What about Petra?” She asked, desperate to make him realize he was making a mistake.

Levi growled and pulled her face back to meet his. “What about her?” He asked.

“You....a-aren’t’ with her?” She breathed, hope springing in her chest.

“No.” His answer clipped as he leaned forward and kissed her urgently.

Y/N moaned into the kiss, her hands gripping his shirt and pulling him closer to her. Levi felt his body jolt as he realized he was with Y/N, exactly how he wanted. Except that he wanted more.

He lifted her onto the desk and pulled back, his ashen orbs asking her the question he wanted the answer for. She smiled and started untying his cravat and working on the buttons of his shirt.

He shuddered and started pulling at the straps of her harness, quickly divesting her of the leather. He felt his hands shake as her hands found his bare flesh, running over the hard planes of his chest and stealing his breath when she reached for his belt buckle.

He shuddered as her nimble fingers wrapped around his hard cock and he forces himself to move away from her hand. He wanted to last longer than what he would if she kept touching him. He was too damn eager for her to play around.

When she was finally bare and spread out on his desk, he dove down and pressed his tongue against her clit. Her moan filled his office and excited him even further as he flicked his tongue inside her passage. She was tugging as he hair, pulling him closer against her as her legs found purchase on his back.

She was slick with arousal, his tongue sliding easily around her entrance. He didn’t want to wait anymore, he needed to be inside her. He stood up and fisted his cock to slide the tip along her clit.

She moaned out his name and he pushed the head inside and pulled her against his chest as he thrusted deep. Her cry of pleasure filled the room and covered his own loud groan.

Y/N throbbed around him, her walls squeezing him delicious. His eyes closed as he bit back cumming right then. He started to move, slowly at first until her hips started rotating against his.

He started forcefully pushing into her, the tip of his erection pushing agains the back of her core, making her gasp. Her legs were around his waist, pulling him closer, locked around him possessively.

He felt her eagerness, her frantic jerking of her hips as she wanted more, wanted him to make her cum. Wanting to him to send her soaring in pleasure. He bit down on her shoulder and fucked her harder.

It was just what she needed. His name was shouted as he felt her tighten around him, making him gasp as her release coated his cock and poured out of her. Levi held his breath as he felt his own orgasm start washing over him.

He thrusted deep into her, and release the breath as he came, shooting his release deep inside her before collapsing against her in relief as he tried slow down his racing heart.

He lifted his head and looked at her snuggly satisfied expression. He smirked and nipped his teeth on her neck. Y/N jumped, clenching around his cock still embedding inside her.

“You have a stupid friend, you know that? I almost killed that bastard multiple times for the way he was touching you.” Levi commented dryly.

Y/N laughed as she pushed his bangs back from where they had fallen in his face. “Just my friend. Just like Petra is just your comrade.”

Levi lifted up and started kissing her again, lifting her off the desk and walking towards his bedroom. They needed a shower, but first he was going to make her cry out his name again.

~~~~~

Henry grinned as he lifted his head from where he was listening at the door to the Captain’s office.

Stupid friend, huh? Well that stupid friend got those two together. And the Captain firmly off the market.

Time to go tell Petra the news and make sure that he consoled the pretty little ginger haired girl.

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