#the pussy is not worth it

[middlewestcrisis]

Daredevil s2 rewatch except i go smoke a bowl during every part except the Frank Castle trial arc because it’s the only part of that fucking season that makes sense

[feasibilities]

you may be cunt but are you cuntier than the official jonathan crane trading card for batman begins?

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[carlyraejepsans]

ppl already terribly misinterpret sans do you want him to have the morally grey female character treatment too

i don't give a crap can you imagine the glados level cat 5 lesbian event the "dead where you stand" scene alone would cause? the trope subversion of the worn-down, nihilistic bar sleaze male character archetype that he represents? soriel yuri? does anyone fucking care about soriel yuri???

[jatersade]

quick mods are asleep post ted lasso 3.04 spoilers without context

[catos-wound]

cato <3

[ratwars]

Had a very detailed dream there was some new type of Mayoi-esque bsd game that was stupid popular but also involved real cash prizes and gambling, they had commercials for it. But the commercials were playing messed up and I was watching tv with a couple ppl cuddling with my cat and their new cats (they adopted cats before coming over). And the scroll bar for the text in the ad went by too fast we all misread it as Dazai's $219,000 pussy.

The dream ended in disharmony before my alarm woke me up arguing that Dazai's pussy was not worth $219,000 but what exactly was it worth? Opinions differed. Emotions started to run a bit high.

[gamergirlsex]

Getting bottom surgery will really have you understanding religious people. As it turns out, yes, something you've never even seen before can have a massive amount of control over your life

[yikes-eliott]

James Potter discovering the joys of ridiculous muggle stickers you find on redbubble or at Spencer’s and putting them on everything (especially other people + other people’s belongings)

[1eos]

People on this site will call cishet men who clearly only want to own women and use them for their bodies "queer" without an ounce of irony or regret, not to be mean but the "aromantic, queerplatonic whatever" ification of cisheterosexuality in the name of "progressive " LGBTQ culture is so fucking stupid why did we let white queers take it this far? Now we got people throwing fits over how is queer that a cishet man wants to fuck without caring about the woman's feelings 😭

mention it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like theyre really trying to repackage how cishet men will do anything to take out genuine connection on a romantic level, friendship level, and even human level bc of misogyny and call it ~q***r~. cishet men who want to treat women like human fleshlights aren't gay or bi theyre just fucking misogynists and the fact that people from all sexualities will do symone biles routines to defend them is exactly why in 2023 cishet men as a collective have not done better as ppl in centuries. and let's unpack how seeing women as objects to manipulate into sex at the lowest effort is somehow the baseline for white ppl's lgbtism. like its weird that you saw a MAN basically do the classic i just want pussy and thought 'omg no these are our ppl!'

and it would be one thing if the guy in the texts was like hey i like you i enjoy being around you but im aromantic and these are my boundaries these idiots just make up shit and apply labels that WON'T EVEN FIT all to keep the misogyny machine going! this is why i do not support every gay! a lot of them are very dumb!!!!!

[zorosdimples]

unfortunately i have pillow princess tendencies

[xkinktasticx]

Just a reminder that this exists

[meltlilies]

[ivegotthewholeworldussy]

bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes, daddy came and so did i 😫💦🧎

[catjellies22]

unrelated to dragon age and fandom at ALL but. i went to my first concert today. MANNEQUIN PUSSY and this dude tried giving maxine a beanie baby and when they completely ignored him he told me he loved me and gave me the plush instead. also got a signed setlist :))

[hobies-princealbert]

How I feel after writing pornstar! hobie brown knowing damn well this was my express ticket to the ninth circle of hell

[steampoweredstrawberry]

Was going through some screenshots yesterday, and I can't get over Astarion's smug little face in the corner during this scene.