#the rest can be trash

[lass-us-slay]

So I read a prompt about how Wonder Woman found Danny in a trash can (don’t remember which one) and I was bored.

So I took that lil info and made it into an AU.

So basically, Danny get yeeted into this unknown universe and has no where to live. And no where to live means no money. No money means no food. No food means Danny can’t keep his human half sustained.

So what does he do?

Decides to not change into a human and live in a trash can.

Yes you heard that right, live in a trash can.

Because he’s a ghost, he doesn’t have to worry about the germs and stuff. But that doesn’t mean he lives in just any trash can! He lives in a clean one ☝️

AND he also decorated it with his name so other people know it’s his!

And so Danny has been here for a while now and realizes

Holy shit there’s hero’s here- you know what, why doesn’t he have hero’s back home?!

And being minorly annoyed jealous (but he’s never admitting that)he thought:

Well since there’s hero’s here already, guess I’m not needed.

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Good. I’m tired af

And so Danny caries on his life, being content with his trash can and scaring whoever comes into his alley. It’s fun. Sure he sometimes needs to ugh overshadow people to feed his human side, but other than that.

It’s going great.

But Danny doesn’t realize that with Amity gone (or smth, you choose) which was his haunt, he slowly makes the trash can into his new haunt.

And slowly but surely, Danny’s beloved haunt trash can starts to become other worldly kinda.

Yk because of the ectoplasm.

So now Danny’s lovely trash can haunt has more space inside and- Hey Danny can actually sleep in it better!! And he got some company too!

In the form of blob ghosts.

Two actually.

They keep his trash can clean and help purifying some corrupted ectoplasm that he finds. Because for some reason this universe’s ectoplasm seems half way artificial and tastes a bit weird. Which is where the blob ghosts help out in.

Everything was great.

Danny was loving the trash can life style.

He has two blob ghosts friends. Which he named Sam and Tucker, and yea they couldn’t talk but that was fine.

He wasn’t lonely, he wasn’t. He had two very much talking friends like Sam and Tucker.

However one day two weirdly dressed people- oh they were hero’s.

Well anyway they found him, one woman stripper and one furry guy.

But it was on accident! He was just peaking out of his beloved haunt trash can, and they spotted him.

He stared, they stared back.

Then the woman stripper asked him questions, even when he said:

“Don’t mind me, have a nice day!”

But they just kept bother him and giving him weird looks and glances.

Which- rude.

Didn’t they see his mark on his haunt trash can? Obviously it means it’s his home, so they shouldn’t be bothering him still. He’s safe as can be.

Plus.

It’s not like he’s looking at them in suspicion and weirdness, I mean look at them! What kinda cheep knock off vampire fury mix and American stripper style clothing are those!

They should mind their own business!

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Just a silly lil drawing of this lmao, don’t mind me.

[theplagueraven]

Added a couple more onto my lineup of favorites from The Magnus Archives! I have so many more I need to do and at some point I want to do the whole actual in-house Archives crew, but for now I'm following where the brainrot takes me

Babbling about designs under the cut!

A couple pieces copy/pasted from the previous post. All drawn circa me watching season 3ish, give or take a half season. I just listen and draw

Jonathan is more late season 1, season 2 for me. I'll post some sketches later of my season evolution (only on season 3 so far!), but particularly in the beginning I imagine him immaculately groomed with his hair combed back and trying to look like a proper dapper boss man like Elias. But by the time season 2 rolls around he starts to get more rumpled, lets his hair start growing out a bit because he doesn't have time to go to a barber. Still put together and at least still takes the time to shave, but there's cracks starting to show.

Martin is the tallest in the Archives. He's a big fluffy newfoundland dog who thinks it's a tiny lap dog. He acts so much smaller than he is, trying to stay out of the way, be unobtrusive, not be noticed. Smiles a lot, always doing his best to keep others happy to his own detriment sometimes.

Tim once adhered to dress code, but moving into season 2 he just started not giving a shit and began to wear increasingly more casual clothes. Now he's seen almost constantly in some kind of printed shirt (but it's a button-up ELIAS) and looks and acts constantly like he's halfway out the door on vacation. His charm lets him get away with more than he probably should.

Daisy is a fave. I support women's rights, and occasionally women's wrongs. She's feral, she's awful, and she gives me this rabid butch vibe which is probably why she's the only woman I was able to draw, I'm scared of drawing women. I think she'd be able to throw 90% of the cast like a javelin even if she's a bit shorter than most.

Gerard Keay, president of the anti-book club. I'm incredibly normal about Gerry. Expect more art of him because I am absolutely OBSESSED with his entire story. Normally the goth boys don't really catch my interest, but this scruffy hasn't-slept-in-days book burner that shows up more messed up every time he makes an appearance has stolen my heart. Not a lot to really comment about for his design because he's one of the most well-described characters on the list in canon lol

Elias. I looked up stock photos for smug businessmen and went from there. My goal was to make him slappable. Punchable. Just a right dandy that is in every way put together and immaculate, but makes it seem effortless compared to Jonathan who seems to overcompensate by comparison in his frail attempt to be The Big Boss Archivist.

Peter Lukas! Peter my baby my boy my bastard. From the moment I met him as a spooky foggy cursed captain in Boatswain's Call, I knew it was all over. And the more I get to hear about him, the more I'm feral about him. Cursed sea captains from any era get my adoration without hesitation or concern for my own sanity. You can pry the mariner's peacoat Lukas out of my cold, dead hands. Peter is the only one allowed to be just as tall as Martin, if for no other reason than I wanted to make him bigger and broader than Elias

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gearing up for the stat boosts

MDZS Disco Elysium AU Part 3 (Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 4)

[dennisboobs]

overage drinking.......

underage drinking.....

(source) (source)

[grandfangarbagechan]

[astragalomancer]

I could write a full length essay on the differences between Kim Soo Ho and Kim Rok Soo, but that they both utterly refuse to lose anyone is what makes them so compelling

[vaguely-concerned]

Rook: What did I have to worry about? You were there watching my back :) (*rye voice* you're my dad boogie woogie woogie)

Varric, who knows there's a very decent chance he's not going to be around to watch their back for much longer, thousand yard staring into the camera: Yeah......... yeah.

AOUGH. also the implication behind rook being the one to cut this last calm lovely moment between just the two of them short while varric seems to want to linger -- because rook doesn't KNOW rook doesn't KNOW this is probably going to be the last time!!!! and varric doesn't have the heart to tell them. hey kid. let's walk through the market nice and slow huh. the end of the world will find us soon enough.

I'm. bereft. the way rook's eyes just... soften. nothing is ever going to be okay again etc.

[filenameghost]

went on an adventure today and rescued a bag of stuffed animals from the side of the road!! they're in really good shape and pretty clean and I'm planning on giving them to friends and donating the rest.

photos below the cut!

I already have a friend interested in taking the blue rabbit and the heart dog, plus another who just said he was interested in taking some when I told my friends about the bag before I sent photos.

the grey rabbit is so cute!! I love the flower pattern on his ears and feet, I just know someone will cherish him. (and the rest of them too!)

these two are my favorites.. im keeping them.. the white rabbit smells a bit musty bc she was outside the bag and it rained lightly yesterday but I think carefully washing her will get rid of it. the hedgehog is missing an eye and I'm thinking of either making her a patch or sewing on a button eye.. not that I really know how to do either of those things lol

some of them are a little messy but it doesn't look like gross mess, just some dirt and mud from being outside a few days..

plus I already washed the polar bear and he came completely clean! can't even tell there was any mud!!

[chippdhearts]

Catherine Willows in Every Episode [1/259] 1x01 ★ Pilot

[aldisobey]

Wonderful, beautiful, talented, Al <3

I love your brain, your personality, and your lovely soul. <3 Every time Worne crosses my dash, it brings me so much joy. There is so much love in everything you do. Your tags? Legendary. It's everything I aspire to be. Your presence makes this site better. Thanks for sharing your being with us, friend. <3

Sending you an ice cold horchata. <3

Winter winter winter. Writing smiling with her.

I love your art, I love your part—the pieces shared, the soul that's bared—your heart.

I think of you often, and always fond. The Feeling instant. Immediate. "Belong"

love's in this, but also greed, you've given place to poetry.

Legendary? Kept me stunned. Puzzled. Wondering...what I've done. To aspire? To thank? ohno a fake. merely came to space, a place. tore open face. to revel basket case.

Being. Seeing. Seen. Is fun. Its—

[raddest-laddest]

ok. someone’s gonna have to come get my dad or i’m gonna tweak.

[bloodsbane]

snowgrave route was already sick and twisted but ch4 reveals so many delicious extra layers to just how fucked up it really is

[emocafe247]

joostklein Are you trusting the process yet?

[stuft]

I swear to God.

[sodafrog13]

i won't taken any OFF (2025) slander on this blog btw. there are some lame ass mother fuckers in these streets and i'm fucking tired of people who don't know how to have any fun.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Decided to do some torso, limb and lighting practice.

I guess Dick is here, too.

You do NOT have permission to repost my art.