#the ship is so funny to me idc

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

grown man has a crush and doesnt know how to deal with it

ft my various styles that range from scrawls u would find on a cave wall and mildly ok middle school art project

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

Hey, I was wondering why you think Roxy was destined to end up with Eridan? I get the shared wizard interest and the quirk foreshadowing I guess, but that still seems like a large stretch. It's kinda like saying that Equius and Dirk are going to end up together because they both like robots and horses. It's just seems like the sort of character remixing that Hussie uses a lot in Homestuck. But what do you think?

Roxy

- fucking LOVES WIZARDS

- is a hipster and literally wears a colorswapped version of eridans scarf

- is pink and bubbly

- uses riflekind

- has a perfectly opposite powerset to eridan (can create anything by stealing its void away vs. can destroy anything with pure belief) and are connected to each other through the matriorb

- has a crush on a troubled, eccentric prince so you know that's her type

- quirk cameo with momlonde

Eridan

- Is a wizard

- Is a hipster and literally wears a colorswapped version of roxy's scarf

- Uses riflekind

- Had a huge crush on Feferi, a bubbly pink girl whom he (wrongly) believed to be so nice she might not even be capable of pitch, so we know that's his type

- The equal and opposite powerset & quirk cameo

At the end of the day I can't tell you what to ship, nor am I interested in making anyone ship anything, but I'm kind of just saying, the things that make Roxy predisposed to liking Eridan are, like, the biggest parts of her character, and Eridan is very easy & would pretty much say yes to anybody, but Roxy is also definitely His Type and Eridan is a simp who thrives under any sort of positive attention & would do anything someone asked if they were giving him positive feedback. or attention at all. case in point kanaya fucking hates him but at least she talks to him and he's constantly praising the shit out of her

Jane and Jake also have their introductions IMMEDIATELY followed by talking about how they've got a thing for "cobalt" hunks and "cerulean babes" respectively, so setting up roxy with eridan also fits into a pattern of the b2 kids being set up to date a dead troll. still rereading this part of the comic, but it really jumped out to me how blatant it was for jake and jane

[marsbotz]

you scare me. you’re… different.

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

first the pirate poll drama and now the stucky fans are frothing at the mouth lmao. literally i think everyone just hates the ofmd fandom bc they want what we have (queer queer romance written by a diverse writers room that actually cares about the characters and the story they're telling)

[crxwnedalex]

Discduo Cottagecore Arc

"DREAM! Why is my chest lacking in cobblestone?" Tommy shouts, his voice easily reaching the ears of the green cladded hoodie wearer on the wall, building.

"I uhh, threw it in lava cus I do not want to live in an ugly house."

"You taste-less fucker you- I will murderize you!"

...

"After I'm done mining more cobble"

"Mhm." Dream hums back distractedly, only for a stone pickaxe to come hurdling past his head.

"Dude, WHAT THE HELL." But Tommy was already gone, cackling loudly as he ran towards the makeshift mine.

"DREAM, I KINDA NEED MY PICKAXE BACK!" The Gremlin Demon's boisterous voice could be heard from inside the mine.

[brown-spider]

It's so racist that my 97k+ notes comic doesn't show up in ANY of the google image results for Noirpunk or SpiderPunk/SpiderNoir smh

[azumetapraline]

I COULD have had a favorite character just like me but NOOOOO I HAD to ship him with the protagonist huh??

[elisemochi]

Thinking about that one post I saw in passing way before I made this account that like was a confession blog and the confession was like

"I think Illuminata isn't romanceable because she falls in love with Amber"

or something like that and like the only comment was somebody saying like "ew, how dare you make me look at this"

Anyway I think Illuminata/Amber would be pretty cute

[aria-allium]

i don't know how but i often forget that straight one piece fans exist. like earlier i was going through reddit posts discussing zoro's family tree bc i wanted to know how other people felt abt it being dropped in an sbs and i kept finding comments saying it's awkward that kuina and zoro are technically distant relatives bc she was his love interest. like 1) that is a gay man and 2) that thought just like. has never even crossed my mind before. life is so beautiful

[shopcat]

z*tara is crazy i keep seeing tiktok comments about it like what the damn hell ... leave her alone. Leave her ALONE. if zuko even looks at her i'll kill him i'll KILL HIM. I'LL GET HIM. you people don't like katara at all... he doesn't deserve her. i'm delirious rn sorry. he's gay and she IS NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT on his level Like i'm sorry. as much as i love zuko. Oh it makes me mad... shipping an acorn and an oak tree. she should have slapped him more in the show. you're just wrong. It's just fucked up and wrong. anyway

[waterghostype]

i will be honest i like cole x vania. like should it ever be canon? never absolutely not. is it adorable to think about in the comfort of my head? yes yay woohoo!

[venihime]

the lack of happy and pining rendoc in this fandom is a crime, must we be so miserable all the time.... <— planning on writing the most heart wrenching rendoc possible sometime after they finish their xbralis wip

[stardust-sunset]

rant about the fandom because i’m lowkey pissed

okay. let’s get one thing straight.

proshippers are not welcome on my blog. EVER.

If you romanticize abuse or are okay with literal pedophelia and incest this is not the fuxking place for you. I am not okay with it and the amount of blogs i see that are like ‘proshippers are valid <333’ is so fucked up. Proshippers are not fucking valid and if you condone this shit I’m gonna ask you to get the hell off my blog. Block me, unfollow me, i don’t give a shit. But you are not welcome here

i’ve seen so many people getting death threats and ‘kys’ anons so if you’re gonna do that to me, don’t be a goddamn coward, do it off anon and say that shit to me without the mask on. I’m not gonna do that.

The amount of Kyle x Ike and Karen x Kenny shit I’ve seen is fucking putrid. And Cartman x Heidi. Like that is not a healthy ship in the SLIGHTEST and people still ship it. What the hell.

Proshipping is disgusting and if you do it, fuck you. Get off my blog right fucking now.

[earl-grey-love]

One more day and it will have been one whole year with Mephi... time flies it feels like yesterday I fell in love at first sight.

[kaevch]

STOP. STOP SHIPPING HIM WOTH CHILDREN. IM BEGGING YOY. THERE ARE LITERALLY TEARS IN MY EYES. IM GENUINELY SO FUCKING SAD STOP IT ILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND SHAKE YPU UP AND DOWN VIOLENTLY/neg CAN WR JUST JUST JUST LEAVE HIM BE PLEASE. PLEASE. IM SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT

[cannibalismyuri]

im fucking losing it