#the skills of a potato
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the take of "artem is so boring i don't get why people like him" always makes me laugh because like. .. wording aside, that's kinda the point! the appeal?!
he's introduced as this Serious and Cold suit wearing senior attorney of themis, which in most otome would indicate your typical Sexy and Smooth Daddy Dom. like. the first official art we see of him is him sweating and pulling his tie loose. upon global launch, advertisements for tot always included the first evo of his atmospherics ssr out of context.
but the twist is that he's just A Dude. he's respectful and gentle with rosa. he struggles to make friends because he's really socially awkward, takes his work seriously, and has a resting bitch face. he has a film review blog and likes to write fan scripts. his dad wasn't around much and rarely visits. despite appearances, he is deeply empathetic. he's surprisingly idealistic in regards to his work and the impact he wants to make on the city. he grew up not wanting to cause trouble for the adults in his life and as a result has great difficulty acknowledging what he's struggling with and expressing how he feels. he's easily flustered. he has been called out on his bullshit several times by rosa. his father figure is missing and he would do anything to save him. he is earnest in all he does. he is only friends with one person at work and that's celestine, the founder of the law firm and a family friend of his mother's. he's endearing!
despite the prestige and pedestals people place artem on, he is literally just A Dude and i think that's neat
#tears of themis#artem wing#insert marge with potato meme. i just think hes neat!#i don't think he's boring. him being Just A Dude is so endearing to me so its a Skill Issue truly
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do you ever read such a good fanfic that you’re like, well, time to pack it in boys
#time to nuke the ao3 it ain’t getting better than that 🤣#ao3#archive of our own#fanfiction#fic#fanfic#reading things#me: I’m confident in my writing skills#me after reading a fic so good I cried: I am potato
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#//juri speaks#the martian#this came to me in a vision as i was making potatoes#once again using my mediocre photoshop skills for dumb niche jokes with a target audience of me#anyway me 🤝watney: save me potatoes
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haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by
#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#betty grof#petrigrof#fan art#fanart#art#digital art#my art#just a lil something something i did for fun#adventure time has always been the show that makes me want to draw (i have SO many AT drawings from 2015 it's ridiculous)#but now I'm coming back to that ye olde passion with new digital art skills and many more evil tragic thoughts (thank you fionna and cake🙏)#i couldn't get the thought about them haunting and be haunted by the narrative out of my head so I had to make some art for it#the caption for this was almost: so who wears the haunted by the narrative in the relationship?#they take turns of course because damn these guys really do be having that tragic romance huh. hot potato cursed existence#never quite on the same wavelength. always out of reach. their love the very thing that dooms them to be apart. a love defined by absences#like two ships in the night passing each other by. except they keep trying to seek the other out. and so end up going in circles#the tragic dance of madness and sadness. lead on and i shall follow. ....so anyway...these two amiright?#/might/ have to write something at some point...maybe...#because like... ghosts are my thing. and these two...well. even when they aren't haunting the narrative they are still ghosts#never let themselves live in the present and okay I'm going to stop now. enjoy the art byeeeee#...AND they'll never be at peace because they'll always be reaching for a version of each other that no longer exists and—#(i am dragged kicking and screaming from the room before i can devolve into a full blown meta)
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oo i have an art idea if youre still looking for them! erwin and armin playing a board game or erwin mentoring armin like teaching him about strategy stuff. can be called "the commander and the commander" or something haha.
I actually love this topic, and i'm VERY SORRY I'M SO LATE AAA But i love the idea of Erwin teaching strategy and war tactics to Armin and listening to his reasoning and the new visions he's bringing to the table like a proud parent. It keeps me alive so much... I wish we had more moments like these ;v; I'm keeping the board game idea for another day ! I'm sorry though, my Erwins are very ugly... XD
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Happy birthday to our precious savior whose duality has been a fount of fascination and happiness 🖤🤍💐
#t: my render#ardyn izunia#ardyn lucis caelum#healer ardyn#ffxv#ff15#happy birthday ardyn#i wanted to combine them like in the poster of his episode#alas my skill at photoshop is potato level
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A break away from dem angst of the previous WIP posting 😂 (sorry but not really) brain decided (instead of doing the art I'm SUPPOSED to) what if the LaDS boys were playing/in FF14, what'll be their race and jobs
#love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#zayne love and deepspace#rafayel love and deepspace#sylus love and deepspace#chuddles#okay... look.... I know I have a bias for Paladin ToT#but a normal long sword in FF14 is essentially a PLD#also i mean... Xavier with capes is like...#look at Starry Witness...#I was originally going to Elezen for Zayne... but AuRa was fun for him too...#and my brain decided... to just draw AuRa Zayne until I realized it too late#oh well AuRa Zayne would be fun#ZAYNE IS DEF A SAGE#SAGE IS LIKE MEDICAL GUNDAM#ALSO ALL THE TIDBITS WITH THE ACTUAL MEDICAL TERMS IN THE SKILLS FOR SAGE#It was tough picking Rafayel's job...#was swinging between Ninja and Viper because... he's using the twin daggers and all#and then I remembered there was Pictomancer X'D#had to put him in it!#(and yes Rafayel is TOTALLY a Lalafell. Because it would be hilarious when he goes around nipping enemies in the ankles)#(also Lalafells in FF14 are SHREWD. So very sneaky lil potatoes...)#Sylus I immediately thought of Reaper#But was like wait... he likes guns and stuff... Machinist would be fun#but then I saw the Artifact gear and was like... NAH#Monk is also another one... it fits in terms of it being a brawler but not Sylus vibes ya know what i mean?#and yes... Sylus i decided way before Zayne to be an AuRa...#so now the team has two AuRas...
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A three way knife skills contest between MW!Rook, Emmrich, and Lucanis as to see who can most precisely peel the most potatoes in 5 minutes.
#emmrich volkarin#lucanis dellamorte#idk I had this thought while I too was peeling potatoes with a knife#you’d think Lucanis because assassin but the mourn watch spends a lot of time preparing corpses#so I’d imagine their knife skills are pretty good as well#veilguard headcanons#silly winter hours#Veilguard
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One of hopefully many studies (studies! 🤓 serious!) to come (ref)
#(probably already jinxed it lmao)#but yeah.#voilá#käärijä#edited to hell and back and still not a looker but that's what you get from 2 a.m. potato phone pics#and no editing skills to speak of ha!#my own stuff
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strutting her stuff
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What if my father's attitude to magic is wrong?
#idk. is this anything?#i literally don't know where i was going with this#just playing around#i am still thinking about that meta about ep 5x10 :(#this is literally made in canva like. that's the extent of my editing skills (0).#tw: experimenting#i know kara wasn't executed for using magic btw#it's about the symbolism okay.#merlinedit#merlin#arthur pendragon#screencaps from s5 are super crisp full HD#and then screencaps from s1-3 are like. potato quality 😭#gif makers how do you do it!!!!#i don't even mind the grainy quality too much its just#when you've got to use them together :(#anyway I wanted to start rewatching s1 tonight but#I wasted over 1 hour on this and now it's too late#oh well
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"What are you smiling at?" "Nothing."
#bbc shetland#ruth calder#alison mcintosh#ruth x tosh#tosh x ruth#shetland tv#shetland series 9 spoilers#excuse potato quality#i have neither adequate gif making software nor skills#but i just want there to be more gifs of them
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extends my hands. what hobby / handheld skill would your muse be most likely to show katniss?
#༽ ོ swamp potato. ᝰ OUT.#or reverse!! what skill would your muse be interested in learning from katniss?
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the tired sleeper
#8 months old as of last thursday … definitely begun the dreaded adolescent raptor stage#baked potato#freewheeling bitextual#i miss when he was 4-5 months and desperate to listen to everything i said to him#but i’m also glad he’s pretty much full grown as cute as he was as a little baby#& the extra energy is both a curse and a blessing lmao#struggling with training a little bit tbh but i mean. at least thats normal for this age? i guess? im trying not to judge us too harshly#its just frustrating to regress on things like leash manners or basic listening skills :’)#chihuahua
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while this is a useless thought, it is annoying to me that i've been studying japanese for two years and not, like, ten or twenty. because it really would have made a lot of sense for me to start learning japanese much, much earlier. like, to take it in high school, instead of spanish, since our school did have japanese classes available. it really would have made so much sense!
why didn't i do that???? i already had acquired interest in medias and hobbies that (especially at the time) there wasn't as much info in english on, like even then i was interested titles and hobbies that didn't have a ton of fandom in english
however, i had not acquired sentience, or something, so i didn't.
("i had not acquired sentience" is my funny way to observe how many times i can look back at my life and go "why did i do/not do that? what was i thinking? actually i remember the answer, i wasn't thinking")
yeah yeah, i know, "the best time to do it was ten years ago, the second best time is now", yeah, i am doing it now, but the 'Was I Not Sentient???' thing also legitimately bothers me because i don't know if i've learned my lesson and Become Sentient yet. what will i at forty years old be looking back at my current self wishing i had Been Sentient enough to think to do???
#this is also why i didnt learn anything useful in college : I#i really don't think i exited with more specialized skills or knowledge than i went in. i learned stuff during classes and then forgot#so much MATLAB for the major i didn't finish. fucking useless#why did i think i was doing any of that???#i also don't really remember when i became aware i was bisexual even though i've been attracted to women as long as i can remember#and i think this is also an extension of that#the understanding that i could physically be attracted to women predates having my first crush on a boy in middle school#(i had a lot of incomprehensible thoughts about the female body but little concept of sex. just being...drawn to flesh.)#but i didn't process any labels as applying to me even when i learned gay people existed. because I Hadn't Become Sentient Yet.#it's not that i instead thought of myself as straight. it's more I Was Not Thinking#if i'd ever had anyone directly ask me to think about it that might have helped.#anyway i hope i'm sentient now#i don't know how to explain any of this#it partly sounds like 'being totally dissociated from yourself to the point you don't ever feel like you're making choices'#but there were plenty of moments where i know i was 'in the moment' because i was very much in pain bc of specific events in my life#I Just. Had Not Become Sentient Yet. Like Some Sort Of Potato.
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Okay, so a scene for sabioba in a cheesy romcom that I pulled out of thin air. I was intending to write it in a form of incorrect quotes, but I instead am writing in a theatre-script format. Well, a weird hybrid of the two.
[Background : They're all a part of a field hockey team (no other elaboration than it being my favourite sport), they've just won a match through penalty shootout. Obanai was a substitute in this match as he attained a leg injury previously.]
[The team is all heading out. Obanai is still sitting on the bench.]
Obanai, throwing a bottle of water to sanemi: Here, Shinezaguwa. The whole team continue to walk off but, Sabito, who was at the end of the line, leaned down to Obanai: If I were sweaty and exhausted would you hand me a bottle of water too? Obanai: W-what are you talking about? Take it yourself! Sabito: Mhm, I could but I want you to give it to me. Obanai, now a little annoyed and flustered because Sabito is practically whispering in his ears: Well, you're not going to get it from me. Sabito: Really? I guess I'll have to do my best to usurp it from you.
#Sabito's outstanding flirting skills#— sarcastic btw.#sabioba#obasabi#obanai iguro#sabito#kny#obanai : It's just a bottle of water!#sabito: why don't you give to me#obanai: *absolutely fuming*#Sabito...usurp? Really? Are you threatening him or flirting.#Sabito: potato tomato#Obanai: THOSE ARE DIFFERENT VEGETABLES!? **Wtf**#Sabito: erhm...achsually...tomato is a fruit.#sabioba romcom au
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