#the untamed spoilers

[benevolenterrancy]

finally in the process of reading the Guanyin Temple scene and holy shit if WWX isn't the protagonist of all time. We're in the Big Final Confrontation and so far my man has done fuck all except cuddle in LWJ's lap while everyone else is losing their shit and when he DOES finally do something he summons an army of naked, writhing, moaning sex corpses that even his allies just desperately wish Were Not There. stupendous, no notes

[glitteringpoet1685]

Not a day goes by where I don't think about how Sizhui is the embodiment of the Lan principles despite not being Lan by blood, exactly how Wei Wuxian was the embodiment of the Jiang principles despite not being a Jiang by blood. God I forgot how tragic this show was.

[frankencanon]

you ever think about the fact that nie huaisang's father and brother both died the exact same way — forced into qi deviation via a third party

you ever think about how nie mingjue's obsession with getting revenge for his father's murder might have been foreshadowing for nie huaisang's own obsession with avenging his brother and utterly destroying jin guangyao

you ever think about how nie huaisang is a lot more like nie mingjue than most people realize

[prokopetz]

The funniest thing on my dash right now is folks who are familiar with The Untamed (i.e., the 2019 TV series) only via GIFsets reblogged by their mutuals honestly being under the impression that it’s, like, a period romantic comedy or something and going “wait, that guy is an evil wizard?”

[lena-point]

and they were mad scientist buddies who saved each other’s little brothers through ethically dubious means <3

[conscydraws]

I've finished watching The Untamed.

I feel so sorry for Lan Wangji :'))

[frogizz]

The Untamed memes/incorrect quotes(?)

(I'd use their actor's names but I haven't learned them all yet. Behind the scene photos are such a joy and I recommend you search them up!)

[axemurderer1347]

Meng Yao is a better man than me I would have started killing people wayyy earlier if I were in his situation 💀💀

[hobo-rg]

Having now watched 49 out of 50 episodes of The Untamed I am sorely tempted to run a fanzine on the theme "Meng Yao, You Had Better Options Than All That Murder". Who's interested?

[laiskanpulskeart]

More The Untamed screenshot redraws, first two because I realised Lan Jingyi's actor just probably got told to stand there and smile whenever. Which sounds like a sweet gig, to be honest.

The last two are from my favourite scene (not really but it was funny) and there's a perhaps related shitty drawing under the cut.

Get ruined, dork!

[raeganpog]

this dude

[coffeebookslovegt]

-¿Qué soy para ti?

-Una vez, te consideré...mi alma gemela.

-Todavía lo soy.

[el-makes-art]

Jin Guangyao plays his trump card…

[ID: a fan comic of a scene from The Untamed showing Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao in the Guanyin Temple. In the first panel, a serious looking Lan Xichen asks “After everything, how can I trust a word you say?” In the second, Jin Guangyao kneels on the floor and looks up at Lan Xichen in desperation, saying “Because…” The third panel shows a close-up of his sobbing face as he says “I’m Baby!” His eyes glisten, his tears sparkle, his lip trembles, and a lilac bokeh effect floats around him.

In the final panel, Lan Xichen leans away from the cloud of bokeh lights that are rising towards him, their pink light illuminating his face from below. His brows are furrowed and sweat glistens on his forehead. He wears an expression of intense concentration. His thought bubbles read “HE… HE’S BABY!" In the background, Wei Wuxian sits against a pillar with blood on his neck from Jin Guangyao’s recent attempt to garrotte him. Next to him, Jin Ling looks like he’s about to cry as he clutches Jiang Cheng’s shoulder. Jiang Cheng has his hand pressed to his stab wound, and frowns at Lan Xichen as he mutters “Dude, c’mon!" End ID]

[theelast-straw]

10 BL Characters I Would Hit With My Car

big thank you to @buddhamethods for starting this. I thought it sounded like a fun idea and just had to participate because I have Opinions™ :)

I am hitting some of these characters with only the best intentions and some of them out of pure spite

1) Shin (Bake Me Please)

if you've seen me post about this show or if you've seen it yourself, you know exactly why this guy is on here and also why he's the main reason why I just had to join in on this trend

square up, Shin, I'm hitting you with my car for all that bs and also to help with your character development a little <3

(I didn't find a fitting gif so have a pic as a great summary for why he's on here instead)

2) Way (Pit Babe)

listen I love him. after all if evil why pretty? but he's also a b*tch and he deserves to get hit by a car a little. as a treat. he's my pathetic little meow meow and I love to see him suffer (affectionate) <3

I'm also doing this as a public service so that Babe and Charlie can stay in their weird mama & papa boyfriends era without Way pulling his mind fuckery tricks on Babe

3) Kim (Kinnporsche)

hitting him with my car very lovingly simply bc he made Chay sad and we can't have that. maybe a little car accident can get him to actually admit that he's head over heels in love.

(and also because this man is way too pretty and I need to confirm that he's actually human)

4) Top (Only Friends)

listen. I believe that all of the Only Friends characters deserve to get hit by a car a little. all of them. but this man dared to say that he was serious and then went ahead and slept with someone else so. there's that.

5) Xue Yang (The Untamed/MDZS)

the most evil fucker for absolutely no reason. completely irredeemable. has the world's worst reason for being evil. I love him so much.

this guy is so fucked up that he managed to spend 3 years being all domestic with his nemesis only to realize that he actually developed feelings for him after he had already caused his death

there is absolutely no way to fix him but I'm still hitting him with my car for the amount of emotional damage he caused me with those god damn pieces of candy

6) Akk (The Eclipse)

I love him to bits and that is exactly why I'm knocking him tf out. very lovingly and rather softly but enough to give him some time off. because he deserves a break from all of the absolutely godawful authority figures in his life and what they're putting him through

7) August (Last Twilight)

this fucking b*tch.

I don't think I need to explain why I'm coming at him full speed. this is an act of public service, your honor, I'm doing nothing wrong.

8) Phee (Dead Friend Forever)

okay I know we've only had him for one single episode but this man is already stressing me out with the way he just threw away his cigarette bud in the middle of a god damn forest. sir what are you doing.

I'm only preserving the environment by hitting him with my car and getting him out of that forest, really

(also I can't pinpoint why but this guy is sus af and I don't trust him)

(the scene of crime, your honor)

9) Sprite & Zee's mom (Twins)

after @buddhamethods already took care of Zee (thank you for your service), I am volunteering to take out their mom. this woman needs the world's biggest wake-up call and since her own damn son ending up in a hospital didn't seem to do the trick, maybe herself ending up there will help

10) GramBlack double feature (Not Me)

the absolute audacity of these men to not be in love? after all of that?? I'm hitting them with my car because maybe ending up in hospital beds next to each other will finally get someone to admit that that G did not stand for Eugene what the actual fuck

(listen there are barely any scenes with actual Black and Gram together I'm working with the smallest of crumbs here bear with me)

tagging all of my moots. all of you. if you consider me your mutual, consider yourself tagged.

[devoted-peanut]

*Wei Wuxian just sticking talismans to Wen Ning like a mad man*

My sister: this video is not sponsored by post it

[lena-point]

guess what I just added to the shop