#thejory

[k1tty-wh1te]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS IMAGE I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE TALK ABOUT IT OR ASK WHO THOSE GIRLS ARE

LOOK AT THEM !!

their *stage names are Wolf, Fridah, and Enndie

(source site is Very nsfw so I won't link it here but I do have it)

[gobusto]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[yogabbasblog]

I hope Jorie and his three weed smorking girlfriends are well

[dawneetay]

I JUST WANT A GIRLFRIEND

preferably 3 of them. and yeah, they'd smoke weed. :(

[cringefail-loser]

*LOUD KNOCKS COMING FROM YR DOOR*

*U LOOK THROUGH THE PEEP HOLE*

but there is a surprise for you!!!!!!

It is Ollie that opens the door, as we are now a married couple that has moved in together. He is terrified, but I am there to protect him because I love him very much.

Even though I am terrified myself, my love for him gives me the bravery I need to fight you, the green Doctor Phil m&m off.

I slap you in the face with full force, sending you flying across the world, and because the world is a globe, you end up flying into the back of our little cabin in the woods.

Screaming in agony, you shatter into pieces, mustache flying off like a bird taking off to the sky.

Your peanut insides spill and splatter against the house and green shards are sent flying into the ground, sticking up in the dirt. A chorus of earth-shattering cracks rings through our ears, as your candy arms are broken off and bent into strange shapes, twisted like the branches that surround our small house. It's a terrifying sight, and yet, a morbid fascination fills me as I stand there, staring at what was left of your green body.

We lose track of time, as the sun sets, and so do the natural surroundings. As if the world was a highway, and time was breaking the speed limit, the green surroundings covered your body, covering it up, like a blanket over a small child.

And that's the last time anyone sees you.

[heterocephalusglaber]

iroha & her 3 weed smoking girlfriends len kaito and gakupo or something like that bc ikeep using them in harmonies for covers with her. they go together very well

[radiofreederry]

Tumblr Tarot Deck

Okay I'm just gonna go through the major arcana for now. This is based on you guys' suggestions as well as my own thoughts.

The Fool: Default Icon User

The Magician: @cryptotheism

The High Priestess: @rednines

The Empress: @thebibliosphere

The Emperor: @afloweroutofstone

The Hierophant: @sandsvendor100

The Lovers: thejorie and the Weed-Smoking Girlfriends

The Chariot: @inneskeeper

Justice: @radiofreederry

The Hermit: @jame7t

The Wheel of Fortune: Anonymous asks

Strength: @warriormale

The Hanged Man: @pissvortex

Death: gotitforcheap

Temperance: @fishingboatprocceeds

The Devil: methedupsamurai

The Tower: @staff

The Star: @lakemojave

The Moon: @one-time-i-dreamt

The Sun: @sexygaywizard

Judgment: @yourfaveisproblematic

The World: @heritageposts

[awakefor48hours]

Since a lot of blogs are getting nuked, I feel like it's important to re-establish how to tell if a blog was manually deactivated or not.

When someone deactivates their own blog, their username will be "username + deactivated[date of deactivation]" here's an example

This user, thejorie, purposefully deactivated their blog on March 27th in 2016, meaning that staff had nothing to do with it.

On the other hand, when staff deactivates a blog, there is no date of deactivation at all and here is an example of that

As you can see, Charlottan didn't chose to deactivate her blog, staff chose to deactivate her blog.

Once again, as more and more users are being booted off of tumblr, I feel it's important for us to know if someone just deciding it's time or if staff stepped in.

[vse-kar-vem]

bojan joost and jere as thejorie's three weed-smoking girlfriends. send post

[athenaevm]

rb for sample size XD

[k1tty-wh1te]

I know I've made a post already about the weed smoking girlfriends here before, but I wanted to share a google doc I made that compiles the info in a more concise way.

If you have any questions, DM me and I'll answer them to the best of my abilities!

[0c70pus0fd3sp41r]

they are boyfriends your honor

inspired by this post https://www.tumblr.com/wayneradiotv/682090761878110208/thejorie-xilast-zurvifferman-thejorie

[staffs-secret-blog]

I think we deserved to see perchu and thejorie interact at least once. The energy they would have had..

[transcakeoutintherain]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

It’s called a marijuana cigarette…. Not bunt… And yes, it is a marijuana cigarette. They all smoke marijuana cigarettes before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

Bibliography

@albeckett​ . Tumblr, "peter tork oh look a marijuana cigarette supercut (COMPLETE)" May 3, 2023. https://www.tumblr.com/albeckett/716305758484037632?source=share.

heritageposts. Tumblr, "My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed..." 2015. https://heritageposts.tumblr.com/post/631612743839072256/thejorie-xilast-zurvifferman-thejorie.

[just-antithings]

Antis give off the same energy as thejorie from the my three girlfriends who smoke weed troll post

Lmao

[thora-jane]

happy 4/20 but ONLY to @thejorie's three weed smoking girlfriends.

Everyone else?

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

Fuck You.

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Fuck You.

Fuck You.