#them and death tour... obsessed rn...

[nolliver-sims]

sorry ive been dead. work got busy (ugh) n will prob be busy til january (ugh x2)

i am working on some tattoos... slowly. i finished scream movie posters so thats fun (need to take screamshots of them <3).

also working on simlish band t shirts but of bands i like (its a lot of hardcore and gabber rn bc unsurprisingly no one is making band ts of music that sounds like 50 computers being dropped down stairs... smh)

[cowboylikeyouu]

intro post 🐥

hello there !! you can call me amy or cowboy :)

i'm a german law school drop out & have little to no responsibilities until i go back to uni in october, so i practically live here, on discord, & various other social media sites.

the only sideblog i have is for german stuff, everything else happens on here (update: the international tour for cats the musical came to my city and it brought the cats obsession back full force. if there's one thing to know about me it's that cats the musical turns me into the most annoying version of myself, i have never been less normal about anything. so, naturally, i have a cats sideblog now. but everything else REALLY happens on here xD) "everything else" includes, but isn't limited to:

💜fandoms💜

marvel (mostly mcu but i'm slowly working through some comics)

cats the musical

hunger games

x-men

harry potter (both golden trio & marauders, although i'll always be more of a golden trio girly)

star wars (mostly og trilogy & mandalorian)

good omens (fuck neil gaiman)

our flag means death

IT

sherlock

skulduggery pleasant

grey's anatomy

spatort

-> i also started watching supernatural for the first time, so i'll probably talk about that as well, but pleeeease don't spoiler <3

💜ships💜

winterhawk

drarry

stony

dinluke

reddie

ineffable husbands

caitvi

gentlebeard

wolfstar

cherik

poolverine

hörk

tuggoffelees

any wlw ship that involves natasha romanoff but especially maria/nat/pepper

-> i'm a multishipper though, so you can pretty much talk to me about any ship, i can enjoy almost anything!! these are just my favs <3

the only exception is winterhawk, they're my absolute otp and i can't stand one of them being with someone else so please no ships involving clint and/or bucky except for winterhawk! especially no stucky.

💜other shows/movies i really like💜

how i met your mother, interstellar, shameless, hamilton, newsies, little women, httyd, dreamworks movies in general, disney animation, 10 things i hate about you, fleabag, scorpion, the parent trap, dance academy, bojack horseman, she-ra, and a lot more !!

💜music💜

my music taste is a mess, meaning that i will listen to almost everything, but rarely commit to the full discography of specific artists. my top 4 are probably:

green day

taylor swift

hozier

the front bottoms

though, and then pretty much everything else that goes into these directions. but again, i can enjoy almost anything else as well.

💜random things i love💜

coffee (comes with being a hawkeye stan)

the color purple (comes with being a hawkeye stan)

pizza (comes with being a hawkeye stan)

concerts

yapping

summer

crocheting

funko pops

paulaner spezi

buying books & never reading them

cowboy like me by taylor swift

long hair bucky barnes

covering every inch of my room with posters & stickers

baggy pants

going to the cinema

long walks

all kinds of birds but especiall chickens & pigeons

not giving a fuck

most of my tags are pretty self explanatory i think, #tweet people w kindness has everything about my twitter fic and #first light everything about the winterhawk interstellar au i'm currently working on! (it's kinda on ice rn, i gotta work on my winterhawk big bang fic (it's probably gonna stay on ice bc now i'm thinking about writing cats fanfic, help me pls)

proshippers pls interact <3

[greenandbluebubblegum]

Hello Green!! Hope. You're doing great!! 💜

I think it's more stress and anxiety in my jobs, like it's tone of money! But I think I start to have some faith in myself to managed it! I actually love math, like it's so fun!! I loved watching video on the topic!! I'm a science and math nerd!! I actually missed it in my studies (I'm in a psychology master now!!). I think I will try to find a way to do it!

Personally I watched some Guide on YouTube for OnlyOneOf, it's helped a lot!! And I try to guess their name on their IG post!! (I used this as an excuse to watch a lot of their content, yes.)

I don't know if you saw, but Junji is having his solo debut this month!!! So excited to see what direction he chose to go!! I hope their release a repackage album with all their solo work. I can't collect all of their solo work, and I don't want to chose between member 😭 I know the rest are going to be on the same level as Begin and Be Free, so it will be impossible to choose based on my fav's solo!

I have yet to listen to the new Rosalia song, I will!! 🥰 I really loved her album when I listened to it!! So if it's the same quality as it, I will enjoyed it for sure! RN, I'm obsessed with the new Beyoncé album!! It's everything!!

I think I saw a tweet from a event company in Italy saying that they are in négociations for something, and the fan are going to be in '' free fall '' if it's true (stuff like that) 😭 like I don't want to get my hopes up, but it's getting sooner until the announcement!!! I do think Paris is for sure happening (source : dude trust me). Like it's the city of love and everything, it would be a shame if they did not go (like Kinnporsche and Vegaspete deserve to have honeymoon sketch in Paris)!!! I hate waiting really 😭

OFMD ruined me really!!! The ending, I was crying non stop!!! Like between Ed, my beloved, having a crisis and thinking Stede just abandon him, and Stede realizing he is in love and coming back for him, just to find out his crew on desert Island!!!!!! Omg the angst we are going to get 😭😭 and Lucius is not death until we saw his body, I don't want to hear otherwise (it would be so cool to have him being save by Jackie!!!!!!)

Oh I will take a lot on the list over the week-end!! I will try to make one too 🥰!

And it does not have to be the end of our rambles! We can always find a new series to chat about!! 🥰 Plus, BOC is going to release a movie with Mileapo, so we can look forward to that!!! 🥰

The gifset can be about anything?? :D or do you want a subject in particular?? 🥰

I will se you soon Darling!! Have a nice end of the week!! Take care 💜

Hope you had a good week Green!!

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Hi darling!! I'm back!! 😊😊 I'm fine!! I had a nice week with my sister at home!! I really needed it!! Now I'm back here haha well I have to start to study for some exams I have in September (🤭 but I don't know why I really want to return to a routine so it's good, let's see what I'll say some days later hahaha)

I'm really happy you are enjoying your job, it's normal you were nervous at first but I'm sure right now you are killing it!! Oh, so some people really like maths !!! I thought it was a myth hahaha I was always horrible at them, my father always tried to teach me but I was a lost cause lmao

wow, you are a psychology student 💞💞 that's so cool!! it is such a nice area, you will do an amazing job!!

I wasn't really paying attention to the last OnlyOneOf interactions so I don't know what's going on!! I need to catch up asap, I also saw The Boyz had a new single so need to see that too!! I was so off of everything this week that I feel it has passed 10 years hahaha the only thing I know is that the KinnPorsche cast is on a trip or something like that, I hope they would have a great time!! also, Build and Bible are always so cute!! 😍😍 still waiting for the company to announce the tour dates!! or at least the countries they are planning to go to!! still not losing faith hahaha

I now watching what we do in the shadows until the second season of OFMD starts!! Ed trying to be cool again but when he is alone he is broken!! 😭😭 my heart can't take more drama!! I really hope they would have their reunion in the first episode but I also know that wouldn't happen because they like us suffering haha

oh about the gif it could be about anything you want, I not really watching anything right now so tell me if you want something about kpop or a series. These days I mostly read so yeah I need to find another series to watch!!

Hope you are having a lovely day!!! See you soon!! 💙💜💜❤️️ Kisses !! 😘😘

[antichrist-starscreen]

@yung-tamale tagged me for this and I’m actually gonna respond lolll

name: Liv/Curt

nicknames: i absolutely don’t have any other than ‘hey this picture of pj harvey made me think of you’ which is sexy

zodiac: Cancer

height: 5’6”

languages: sadly only English. i May need to learn Italian eventually for undisclosed reasons

nationality: American. i wish it were anything else

favorite season: S U M M E R

favorite flower: hyacinths, roses, irises, morning glories, day lillies, snowdrops, clover flower, daffodils, cherry blossoms, dogwood flowers, and anything I ever saw in my grandmother’s garden

favorite scent: bleach, dad’s cologne, mom’s shampoo, rain, uh. girls

favorite fictional character: OK MM

Curt Wild is part of the reason why I’m currently going by Curt and it’s bc he’s handsome and stupid and people keep hurting him like me

Brian Slade is the actual definition of what I would look like ideally and we’re both bottoms who believe we’re otherworldly and important with 0 evidence other than ego

Mark Renton is also the definition of what I would look like ideally and I feel such a strong connection to his miserable cunt life that idk how to watch Trainspotting 1 or 2 without crying

Orlando in the 1992 film is me but masc and they get a crush on this dark haired foreign girl that throws them into a YEARS LONG poetic depression & then have sex w a dick 1 time & have a daughter like same :/

Tommy Gnosis/Hedwig Robinson bc I’m the definition of their chaotic blend of stupid, horny, and philosophical

Euchrid Eucrow from And The Ass Saw The Angel is honestly one of the most relatable characters in existence and his internal monologue and how he feels abt himself and views the world is exactly how I’ve felt more and more as I’ve gotten older

Dorian Gray is who I would be if I could make my life the way I wanted it. I ruined your life and I’m a sexy twink. oops 💋

Harley Quinn,, I don’t feel like I have to explain Harley Quinn. me

coffee, hot tea, or hot chocolate?: coffee or hot chocolate tea is for the English

average sleep: 7 hours usuallyfjdjdndn

dogs or cats: cats 🐈

number of blankets: quilt, top cover being fleece blanket, covering ur entire body lest you fall prey to some demon ur anxiety pulled out of Hereditary

dream trip: I wanna go to London literally so bad, and Seattle and San Francisco And Berlin and. yknow. all the gay haunts.

blog established: dec. 2017, but I’ve been here since dec. 2015

random fact: when I was a kid I got so obsessed with the game Wolf Quest that when I finished it and got separated from my last pup, Snow, who id formed an actual maternal bond with, I became depressed for three months. one of the reasons I didn’t actively try to destroy myself at the end of 2017 was bc they’d announced Wolf Quest 3. i am a fucking furry

Gender: androgynous(any pronouns, most comfortable with she/they)

Current time: 4:05 PM

Favorite musical artists: David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen, Kathleen Hanna, Placebo, Elton John

Stuck in my head: Never Let Me Down Again- Depeche Mode

Last movie I saw: Last Days- Gus Van Sant

Last thing I googled: Ben Folds lyrics I’m so sorry

other blogs: ok @iknewishouldcreateasensation and @everyonesintothisscene are my two velvet goldmine blogs, but I’ve been putting a lot of shit on @untieformeyourhighbluegown like aes/vent stuff, all my original art, and all my music. it’s like a museum of me

do I get asks: The asks I get fall into three categories

1- why are you such a lesbian hater for being mean to x terf

2- why do you like David Bowie

3- you’re sexy

4- something pj Harvey related

5- one of my cool gay friends saying cool gay things to me and ya just generally vibing abt loving each other

6- random accusations and transphobia that I don’t understand

so yeah boys pls send asks!!!

reason for url: i lov Oscar Wilde and I love Velvet Goldmine

followers/following: I have like 500 followers MAYBE it might actually be 300 and I follow like 2,000 blogs

lucky number: 6

currently wearing:

Johnny Cash target t shirt

dream job: jack of all trades artist & touring musician

favorite foods: pastries, sugar, sharp cheese, any bread that isn’t soft, garlic, Mac n cheese, p-

instruments: vocals/guitar, but I want to learn piano again I think??

favorite song(rn): Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin On(Jerry Lee Lewis), Levi Johnson’s Blues(Ben Folds and Nick Hornby), Clap Hands(Tom Waits), I Hope That I Dont Fall In Love With You(Tom Waits), Life And Death Of Mr. Badmouth(PJ Harvey), Ballad Of Hollis Brown(Bob Dylan), Don’t(Ed Sheeran)

i tag:

@wannabegothgurl @pawnshopbluez @wherearemyelephants @beatle-capaldi @lionslove @glamrock-lizardman @joestrummershowl @bigembarrassingheart @old-memoria

[brightstarkid]

I could do this in increments but I really wanna know all of the Starry answers you have!

Omg omg only bc @starrymusical also asked for all of them!! (under the cut bc it’s a lot omg)

Prologue - What made you first listen to Starry?

Already answered here :) 

Impress Me - What is the last thing that caught your eye?

Okay it didn’t catch my eye but @starrymusical​ caught my ear? Idk I’m obsessed and waiting for my payday to buy a ticket to the concert (if there are any left!!)

A New Horizon - What new horizon do you want to cross?

It’s kind of a new horizon - I work as a teaching artist and teach theatre to children (it’s so much fun!! I’d love to share more about it separately) but I’d love to cross into working professionally in a theatre, either doing programming like I do now full time (I only teach a 1 hour class once a week) or in another capacity (I was recently told I should be a stage manager professionally (I volunteer as one with shows I used to be in as a kid) (this is a lot of parentheses) by a director I’ve worked with since I was a kid)

United in Distaste - Do you have a credo?

Everything happens for a reason, and that, no matter what happens, I will get through it.

Something After All - What is something you wish you had said or done but didn’t?

I didn’t do any shows in college! I heavily regret that. I was busy with a lot of other things (being an education major), but I really wish I’d made time to do a show or two. Or at least join a choir or something!

Enlightenment - What is something you want to learn?

hehe I wrote this question hoping someone would ask me it

I really want to learn how to play piano!! I can play guitar (I’m working on figuring out the chords to this song rn actually), but I’ve always wanted to learn how to play piano.

Where Are We Going? - What do you want to be remembered for?

Being helpful and being kind.

The Sower - What is one idea you’ve had that you would love to see grow into a reality?

Is it a cop out to say @starrymusical​ on Broadway? Or at least off-broadway?? Maybe a tour??? No???? Okay.

The Road - Do believe that even in the dark the road is bright?

Always. 

The Yellow House - Do you write letters to anyone?

Again, already answered here :)

Sunlight and Storms - Are you a mess more often than not?

See this post

On The Threshold of Eternity - Do you believe in something after death?

Yes. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something. Even if it’s just living on in memories and stories.

The Red Vineyard - What is something small someone else has done that has stuck with you?

One of my friends who knew I collected little rocks from places that mean a lot to me gave me one she’d found in a place that meant a lot to her that she thought would mean a lot to me. I still have that rock.

The Starry Night - What is something you have done that you are most proud of?

Graduating college summa cum laude was a pretty proud moment…

Wheat Fields / Finale Ultimo - Be honest, how many times have you cried listening to this album?

I don’t even know at this point…

Thank you for asking friend!!

[b00bconnoisseur]

60 questions for @not-my-brain

1. selfie.......Ugghhhh ok. Imma take one rn

Ok here u go (yes thats a bmth shirt)

2. what would you name your future kids?.....Ooo hmmm well when i was a kid i really liked the names disney, and mesiah. I didn't know at the time that mesiah was another name for god i think lol. I liked it cause of handlers mesiah. I still do. Ooo and maybe Tj too

3. do you miss anyone?......Yeah. My friends on Pinterest from a year ago. My friend lucas. Stan lee. Bob ross. My cousin who died from cancer some years ago. Snape. Sirius. Lupin. Tonks. Dobby. *continues to name every unfortunate death in hp*

4. what are you looking forward to?.......SE-YA next month!! Its the south eastern young adult festival at this college. You can have meet n greets with authors and alot of stuff its the besstttt

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?......DEFINATELY. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @sammchenry my friend lucas and @septembersbloom. ^^

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?..... What like...romantically? Or like a death? If romantically uhhh idk it took over a couple weeks but im ok now. Ive never had another relationship so idk. If death oof yeah idk maybe. Ig it depends on how much i knew them idk. Like when my nanny (great grandma) died i was sad for days (is that alot?)

7. what was your life like last year?.....Sucky af. Still is. But the highlights of my life last year was getting and making friends on tumblr, going to the tøp concert and going to warped tour, volunteering at the library, going to seya and meeting some of my favorite authors, reading, changing and improving my art, listening to all the bands i listen to now, getting into more fandoms, going to a friends house for the first time

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?.......Yes lol. Some years ago when i couldn't find smtn id be so annoyed and pissed id start crying. I dont now but still lol

9. who did you last see in person?.......Hm ig family doesn't count....? Wait do u mean a friend? If so uhh my friends rebekah, anika, and Judah at a TAB meeting at the library sometime last month.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?......I think so? Like i mean I can hide whenever i get my....time of the month from my mom (talking abt stuff like that with her makes me uncomfortable) and i hid a breakup. And other p big stuff too. So imma say yeah

11. are you listening to music right now?........*pops on earbuds after reading this* yee im listening to bitch lasagna by pewdiepie xD (do i have the best spotify playlist or what?)

12. what is something you want right now?.......To hug @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye but SOMEONE has to live so far away

13. how do you feel right now?........Happy that my earbud still works cause they got washed in the wash yesterday....oops. Its not my fault. I told my dad to remind me to take it out of my jacket pocket before they threw it in but noooooo he forgot

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?.......Uhhhhh fuck idk it was probably from my lil 4 yr old bro sometime last week. Other than him (hes my favorite sibling) i dont let them hug me too much

15. personality description.......Nerdy. Fangirl. "Emo". Tomboy. Hotsause obsessed. Book lover. Music lover. Black. Blue. Harry potter. Introvert. Fall. Sports. Values friendship. Loyal. Uhhhh i cant think of much lol

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?.......*sigh* yes. Yes yes yes. Theres some things abt me, or my life really, that i havent told anyone on here or my irl friends that i sooooo want to so bad but i haven't cause i feel like they'd feel bad and pity me and i don't want that

17. opinion on insecurities........I dont really understand this one. Everyones insecure abt something. Is this askin like if i think its ok or not? I say its ok. Im insecure about literally everything about me. My face. My personality. My socialness. My art. What i do. What i say. Basically my whole body. The things i feel good abt are my books, music taste, and my friends (ily fuckers)

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?.........Hmm this time around a year ago....idk its sorta the same but all the stuff i mentioned abt my year from last year didn't happen yet so nah tho my life sucks rn its better than this time last year

19. have you ever been to New York?........Nooo but i want too soo baddd i wanna visit @septembersbloom !! Im coming for ya soon gramps *does the eye watching thing* my dads been to nyc before tho cause he does construction and he had a concrete job to do there. It was a 23 hr drive for him

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?........Uhhh idk!!! So hard! Maybe.....the whole thats the spirit album by bmth ;)

21. age and birthday?.....15 yrs of age and September 27th 2003 (whats yours brainy? I'll put it on my calendar)

22. description of crush......Its weird idk im not sure if its a genuine crush or not but uh....They like hp :).Thats all u get

23. fear(s).......Losing my best friend @dirtysocke and my other friends. Death. Failure. Momo chasing after me then killing me slowly keeping my eyes open to look her dead in the eyes while i die

24. height......5'6 call me short and I'll fuck u up with THIS *pulls out trusty potato peeler named now steve* dont test me boi

25. role model......Hhhhhhhh so many! But uh gosh one of them is @superraedizzle (youtuberrrr) and vexx and bob ross and da vinci and aaaaaaa so many

26. idol(s)......First person that immediately comes to mind is @sammchenry cause he's super cool and he's really nice and his art's reallyyy good (if u havent seen it w-w-what are u even doin with your life?) And he has a great sense of humor and *continues to ramble about why samms the best*

27. things i hate.......Dabs. Transphobes. Homophobic ppl. Basically any hate on the lgbtq+ community. Bullies. The ship starker. Umbridge. Snape haters

28. i’ll love you if….....U you'll eat pizza, draw, and rp harry potter with mee

29. favourite film(s)......Fantastic beasts. Every hp film. Twilight. The maze runner 1-2. The hunger games. Spiderman homecoming. Kingsman: secret service. Into the spideyverse tho i havent seen it yet

30. favourite tv show(s)......Inkmasterrrrr. B99. The mick. The middle. Uhhh idk mostly ink master xD

31. 3 random facts........Ive never had shrimp. I had a beta fish for over a year once. Im eating pizza crust rn

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?.......G i r l s. I have all girl friends irl and one boy. And on tumblr it seems like i just meet girls? Likei agree with @cristal-kyd1280 its like alot more gals then dudes here. But i do have some guy friends on here too. But mostly girls

33. something you want to learn.......TO DRAW ANATOMY DAMMIT

34. most embarrassing moment........Every moment of my lifes an embarrassing moment. Idk of i can pick a "most" embarrassing one. But one time i i sent my crush (now ex bf) a hey fuckface and like some hearts or whatever for an ask game that meant like "i have a crush on u" "youre adorable" etc and said Hewo but i did it all anonymously. But he confronted me askin if i sent it cause im the only person he knows that actually says hewo lol. Then later on i finally admitted i really liked him and well y'all know the story after i think. Unless you're new

35. favourite subject.......A R TTTT OFC

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?........meet my friends on tumblr. Get into mtsu (college i wanna go to) and study art. And go skydiving

37. favourite actor/actress........favorite actor uhhhhhh probably thomas brodie sangster or tom felton and my favorite actress? Hmmm idk maybe evanna lynch (luna lovegood)

38. favourite comedian(s).......probably kevin hart lol he's p funny

39. favourite sport(s)........basketballllllll and football

40. favourite memory........uhhhhh idk?? One oh my favorite memories was when we went to see tøp in concert

41. relationship status.....single as a pringle

42. favourite book(s)......harry potter and the order of the pheonix. Harry potter and the half blood prince. Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda. Divergent. Maze runner. Twilight. Fangirl. Fallen. Red queen

43. favourite song ever.......TOO HARD DONT MAKE ME CHOOSEEEEEE

44. age you get mistaken for.........16 and 17 sometimes lol

45. how you found out about your idol........i was watching someone on yt and superraedizzle always poped up in my feed and my mom turned on one of her vids cause she always saw her vids too now ive seen most of em i love her. Id heard of vexx but never watched him and i was watching a collab from anthony miller art and shrimpy and i checked out shrimpys channel and was lookin at comments and alot of ppl said his art is like vexxs so i checked out vexx. At first i was like eh ok. Now i cant click fast enough when he posts a vid. And i actually fpund out about bob ross from my grandpa on jan 20 2017 when trump was getting sworn in or whatever. We turned on pbs and my grampa told me to look and bob ross was on and i was IN. I loved it. I even started watching full episodes on YouTube of the joy of painting after that. Wonderful man. My first painting i ever did i think was when i followed one of his tutorials xD (i didnt know it was popular at the time)

46. what my last text message says......."ok your turn"

47. turn ons.....uhh nerds ig idk um book lovers, music lovers, art lovers, potterheads, idk and nice ppl

48. turn offs......jerks. Homophobia. Idk ig whatever i said in things i hate

49. where i want to be right now......uhhhh idk wait didn't i already answer this? Ok this ones different ig so uhh with my friend lucas

50. favourite picture of your idol.....oh shit...favorite? Idk xD i have a fave of vexx but not of rae or bob. But heres pics of them any way

51. starsign......a libraaaaa boiii

52. something i’m talented at......drawing and speed reading. Thats about it lol. Oh and procrastina

53. 5 things that make me happy.......ooooo art, my friends here on tumblr, books, harry potter, and music ^^

54. something thats worrying me at the moment.....if my friend thinks im being annoying

55. tumblr friends......hhhhh so manyyyyyy. @dirtysocke @mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye @cristal-kyd1280 @chinesewaffles2 @kingantlion @queen-baelin @sammchenry @septembersbloom and more

56. favourite food(s)......green beans, pepperoni pizza, and vanilla madelines

57. favourite animal(s).......basically any reptile. Puppies. Cats. Any animal really but my #1 are snakes

58. description of my best friend.....well she's a tiny bean (5 feet) and she has dark hair, she wears glasses, she doesnt take shit, she's in love with Josh dun, she's awesome, funny, nice (YES youre nice jackie) and shes the best friend ive ever had. Oh. And she has a weird obsession with spaghetti

59. why i joined tumblr.......well i heard abt it on Pinterest over a year ago but didnt want it. Then @mrfastbass-deactivated20181231 on DeviantArt said he got tumblr so i made one then followed him and figured id just post art and that's it cause i thought tumblr was boring as hell when i first got it. Now im p much obsessed with it

60. ask me anything you want.......go ahead brainy shoot. Give me smtn good

[jestbee]

THE FINAL GOOGLE FEUD - timestamps

That video was one of my favourites in a while so here are some timestamps under the cut

They’re quite Phil heavy... for some reason.

00:20 Dan advises we shouldn’t get up to anything we wouldn’t tweet. Phil disagrees and saying you ‘get up to a lot when you aren’t tweeting’ um... what things, Phil?

00:29 they’ve tucked their webcam on the tv away - They’re so into privacy. Not that they’re shouldn’t be, of course, it’s just an observation.

00:43 Phil sometimes runs through the lounge naked when he forgets a towel. I mean the bathroom is on another floor entirely Phil but... good to know.

01:00 Dan says “people aren’t going to delete their hard drives so what are they going to do with these recordings...” I mean, I know he’s talking about the recordings from Siri etc but I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of recordings Dan has on his hard drive he doesn’t want someone getting a hold of 

01:22 Crazy eyes Phil is in full effect in this video. They’re both a mess. I love them. 

01:31 not too crazy to forget getting that spon in though, are you Phil?

01:45 Phil’s northern ‘where my bloody phone’ is just lovely

01:49 Phil’s voice is a lil bit off-camera and I like it

02:03 Dan used to have dry skin, now it’s oily. I think it might be just age mate, mine used to be oily now it’s dry... these things happen. 

02:07 you ‘forgot’ did you Dan? Or maybe you’re not as up on your memes as your purport to be and had to look that one up

02:23 the ice cap was better. Thank you for an opinion, Phil. 

02:38 Dan doesn’t want one of the Try New Things t-shirts. I am disappoint. 

02:42 garbled amazingphilshop.com spon

02:46 I love it when they instantly know which song the other is going to sing and join in. Synchronised

02:54 Phil back with his nipple obssession

02:55 do they call it a Prince Albert in other countries? Do people outside the UK get that joke?

03:00 Phil is offended nipple isn’t included

03:10 “the dirty place” Oh, Phil. Come on. 

03:16 Ladydoor, really? I thought we got past this

03:27 Dan’s whiny little “you don’t deserve it” nice.

03:34 Phil dreams some weird stuff, and Dan is sceptical because he knows all of Phil’s family 

03:52 Phil thinks eyebrow piercings look pretty cool 

03:57 Phil is offended at the idea of people getting BOTH nipples pierced. apparently his nipple obsession only extends to one nipple at a time. 

04:20 Phil calls Dan out for not being cultured. 

04:29 synchronised rocking starts

04:36 synchronised rocking stops

04:49 The phone rings - Phil’s phone voice is adorable 

05:53 This entire section is pure GOLD - Why is Phil so flirty?

05:03 Phil’s “No I can’t, I don’t have legs” reminds me of interactions between @ineverhadmyinternetphase and @charlottekath for some reason. I am surrounded by adorkable nerds who are too cute for this world. 

05:13 them unspokenly knowing they’re doing best of 3 in rock paper scissors... just that long standing tradition going strong to this day. beautiful. 

05:19 Phil: Shall we do a mukbang instead of this video? (Not that I’m not enjoying this video, Phil. But Yes please eat your pizza and 10 thousand dips with us!)

05:32 How Phil managed to keep that white tshirt clean while eating pizza is beyond me. 

05:58 Phil: Men can be milked Dan: *oh-my-god-why-is-he-like-this expression*

06:14 Phil almost does that shoulder punchy thing he does to Dan

06:21 Phil back with the nipple talk - this time it’s about whales

06:27 Dan makes bull semen joke, Phil explains it away to simple kicking

06:54 no Capita£ester jokes because they are getting tired but, like.. Phil you are a millionaire.

07:05 I’m not sure what Dan is really trying to say here but lol for the extra spinning tour spon.

07:09 Dan guesses dog AGAIN. Also, ‘Same’ suddenly those pet play fics aren’t that far fetched huh? 

07:29 Dan is so done with this game 

07:41 Phil is starting to get annoyed - cute lil neck grab 

07:49 Phil has told the whole kid-drawing-hands story before, I’m pretty sure

08:08 Dan guessing dog pays off - Phil is not amused

08:25 even less amused that cat doesn’t work

08:40 - 08:58 Phil debates on whether to put sharks as an answer

09:12 Phil: “A tampon, see I said!” When? What did they cut out?

09:18 Why the eyebrows over shingles... what do you think shingles are, Dan?

09:28 Dan is done with this game again because it isn’t relatable to him specifically 

09:31 Phil gets it wrong again and head desks for the first time

09:36 I can’t help but think the Jestina thing started as something a little closer to home and Phil is in on the joke. Idk. Does Dan have an Aunt Jess or something? Also, why Peru? idgi

09:52 Phil’s expression on the “what?” is... idk. I liked it. 

10:02 finally Phil gets one right - Dan isn’t impressed

10:07 Dan, wtf is this accent?

10:14 Phil attempts to skip the question and cut it from the video. Didn’t work, did it?

10:20 Phil forgets the category they picked

10:28 Phil is surprised he is the only one in the world that hates cheese - hands in hair and on the back of his neck... I’m not ashamed to say I rewound this little bit. 

10:36 Phil is concerned this will be a bad video because they aren’t winning. Oh Phil, do you think people come here for the gameplay?

10:40 Lean in further Dan, I dare you

10:45 Dan intensely wants to know who this person is. Who is the person I don’t know Phil? Have you been speaking to other people without me there Phil? Who is it who is it who is it? Oh wait... someone hates Christmas? 

10:51 Dan with the accent again 

10:56 please stop dabbing. it wasn’t funny when you started and it still isn’t. sometimes I wish they wouldn’t latch on to every internet meme that children find funny tbh

11:04 I know that in your household spoon is used as a term of endearment and that has therefore left you a little confused but here in not-dnp land, people aren’t generally confused as to why they’re called spoons enough to google it. 

11:10 Phil is really losing the plot rn. More head-desk hide-in-tshirt combos

11:12 attempts to put his head directly in Dan’s lap

11:20 Phil writes ‘Dan sucks’ as an answer - why is this so cute? 

11:26 Don’t pretend you didn’t linger on that arm touch there

11:28 Dan being loud and Phil telling him to shush is my favourite. Also Dan actually looking chided and listening? Amazing. 

11:42 I’m going to kill you to death 

11:53 Phil’s face at getting the answer wrong looks so done. Why do I like this? Why... I have issues. 

12:10 I will never forgive them for the jump cut before Phil booping Dan’s face softly with his fist. never. 

12:16 They didn’t used to roughhouse this much did they? I’m almost used to it except that I’m not

12:22 Dan... why the accent? I know you’re trying to suggest the common google user is stupid and this is the voice you are using to express that but just... stop.  I just realised... it’s Jessica. He thinks the general google user is Jessica. 

12:31 Phil asking the questions we’re all thinking

12:44 Phil throws down the gauntlet

12:49 Phil knows what he’s done

13:04 Phil is mad and I am... into that? apparently?  - at least he’s courteous enough to be quiet about it unlike Daniel 

13:13 Why would I want to make someone cry? Jealous. Um, Phil, why would you want to make someone jealous? And why is that where your mind went first? 

13:23 they mock all of the vaguely sentimental answers just in case we think they might have googled them at some point. Protest too much boys? 

13:37 Phil is intense while Dan sings us a song from the ii playlist

13:41 you are children. 

14:00 smug Dan is smug

14:08 More angry Phil and I need a minute

14:20 Srs bsnss Phil is concentrating with everything he has

14:30 Yeah, I don’t really get that either, Dan

14:42 Phil loses. No more Google Feud. 

14:49 Phil stops the end screen to propose something crazier

15:10 Dan tries to wheel Phil out of shot again as is his go to move. But... I mean, did you notice he isn’t pushing on the chair? That’s just Phil’s knee. I felt like you needed to be made aware of that fact. Just... for reasons. 

15:20 Phil attempts to continue his all or nothing with a forfeit of licking something and looks around the room for something that he could lick as punishment... I could suggest something if you like, Phil. 

(At this point this video might have driven me a bit crazy) 

15:27 Phil head desks right on to Dan’s arm 

Blah blah blah end screen. 

[baekhvuns]

HAPPY ATEEZ 4TH WIN AND ON PRINCESS WOLFGI BIRTHDAY! AND HAPPY 5TH WIN OMG

*Felix's voice: I'm soooooo ssssick* not in a good way though. It's not c-word, but I have bronchitis 😭😭😭😭 feeling very old rn because I go to sleep at 9-10pm...

I saw the BP tour dates and it's actually a WORLD tour?! Wow YG you did something right. Is there a Canada date I think Hamilton, right?

Also new Kibum album, ahhhhh looks creepy and Married to the music inspired <3 yeah, love when my hags interact! Jessica, girl sometimes I just can't defend you, ahhaahah. True Krystal <3

Btw hags, I'll not forgive some stans (Atinys especially) talking shit about miss Nicole Jung and Sunye while waiting for Ateez to perform on music shows, the chats are always straight from hell 💀 they're like "who even is this girl" and???? Omg also Seohyun got COVID so no SNSD on music shows 😭 talk about luck

I'm not watching anything rn, because death is approaching, but I started BM and it seems promising. Don't do Yoona like that.....😭

I'm glad I could be the one breaking it to you (but also I'm sorry ajdhkadjssvgs), maybe a Mandela effect happened and it convinced you Noddy was a girl 😅

I was saying their Ulsan fits looked like edgy security officers, though Yeosang was kinda giving Ciel Phantomhive. But BODYGUARD HWA OMG THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND 😳 (I have a fever, ok)

Chelsea... thin line, but sort of acceptable, but BARCA?! Do not get me started 🔪 how some of my fave players betrayed me and played there, they're dead to me. Fabregas, Griezmann... not to mention I used to be a big fan of Spanish National Team - I still kinda am, with some exceptions 🤡

I'm gonna send you RM merch bestie, I will fix you

Sunmi noona was so happy jshdusbwjsuduehshs. He mentioned Showterview and I flexed that I'm seeing Sunmi soon and he was jealous, I told him he literally met her though lmao. Then he was like "you need to see Ateez too" booooooy I tried 🙃

Well I might need his driving service soon, so be ready Tae the driver!

Barricading all my pcs in my room as we speak. Also first batch from my GO is coming tomorrow...

Nooooo this is so accurate. Also the original. I bias lego obsessed boomers

We talked about the drinking show and apparently SanHwa are at the bottom of alcohol tolerance, I need them drunk now. I will carry them home afterwards (or call my uber driver)

Seonghwa saw all the "STEP ON ME KING" comments and decided to really STEP with his stompers

Someone tell my guy Soohyuk this airport runways aren't for modelling because...

Omg hoping for your Y/N moment soon! Maybe find your Mr Park or something

The sad thing is, I don't really remember my dreams recently. The good thing is, being sick makes me sleep like a log, I don't even wake up throughout the night :o

HE. Also the way Hwa spammed with kaomojis two days in a row ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ he's the cutest AND THE ADORABLE SELFIES I'M GONNA SWALLOW HIM WHEN MY THROAT FEELS BETTER - DV 💖

hi hello!!

HAPPY ATEEZ 4TH WIN AND ON PRINCESS WOLFGI BIRTHDAY! AND HAPPY 5TH WIN OMG

HAPPY 4TH WIN !!! ITS ATZ'S TIME NOW 😭😭😭😭 THE SHOCK ON THEIR FACE AND SEONGHWA???? 😭😭😭😭 DESERVED JHFDF WOLFGIS BIRTH, YES HE LOOKS SO FINE IN THIS CB ESP W THAT HAIR I FELT THIS REACTION

*Felix's voice: I'm soooooo ssssick* not in a good way though. It's not c-word, but I have bronchitis 😭😭😭😭 feeling very old rn because I go to sleep at 9-10pm...

NAURRRR 😭😭😭😭 BUT THANK GOD ITS NOT THE C WORD AT LEAST I HOPE U FEEL BETTER SOON 😭😭😭😭

I saw the BP tour dates and it's actually a WORLD tour?! Wow YG you did something right. Is there a Canada date I think Hamilton, right?

yes. in ontario, an hour away from toronto. not where i am at all. on the eve of my birth. life feels so good right now. ha. ha. (NO BC NOW THAT'S A WORLD TOUR)

Also new Kibum album, ahhhhh looks creepy and Married to the music inspired <3 yeah, love when my hags interact! Jessica, girl sometimes I just can't defend you, ahhaahah. True Krystal <3

YES I SAW AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT,, HE ALWAYS HAS SOME GREAT TRACKS ESP IM GONNA BE AND CHEMICALS  😩 😩 😩 😩 SO EXCITED FOR HIS CB hope he gets jinki on a track NO YEAH DHHHFDHFH i liked her debut a lot! and followed her after her leaving but w that tyler kwon guy 🔫 🔫  krystal forever so superior, she made that ice queen title so the new idols today could be inspired

Btw hags, I'll not forgive some stans (Atinys especially) talking shit about miss Nicole Jung and Sunye while waiting for Ateez to perform on music shows, the chats are always straight from hell 💀 they're like "who even is this girl" and???? Omg also Seohyun got COVID so no SNSD on music shows 😭 talk about luck

BRUH??????? those are def the 4th gen fans bc ain't no way u don't know miss girlie pops right there, sunye looked sp pretty i almost mistook her for boa in the better era,,, YEAHHH I SAW I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM PERFORM I HOPE SM STILL LETS THEM PERFORM WHEN ALL TOGETHER EVEN IF PROMOS OVER

I'm not watching anything rn, because death is approaching, but I started BM and it seems promising. Don't do Yoona like that.....😭

LMFAOOOOOOOOOBVJBDS I WATCHED ALL THE DRAMAS W YOONA IN IT K2 AND BIG MOUTH ARE DEF SUPERIOR omg do u rmr when the prime minister and i drama dfjhgajfghgf i wanted to right a fic on it with mingi during thanxx era bc he wore those hot ass glasses hbjhgghf

I'm glad I could be the one breaking it to you (but also I'm sorry ajdhkadjssvgs), maybe a Mandela effect happened and it convinced you Noddy was a girl 😅

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM STILL SO VERY SURPRISED MAYBE IT WAS THE MANDELA AFFECT OR THE WAY IT WAS DUBBED BY A GIRLIE OR SOMETHING

I was saying their Ulsan fits looked like edgy security officers, though Yeosang was kinda giving Ciel Phantomhive. But BODYGUARD HWA OMG THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND 😳 (I have a fever, ok)

SEXIEST BODYGUARDS ON DUTY IM CONVINCED THEIR STYLIST IS A MOOT and yunho??????????? he's been on my mind everywhere i go,,, im currently on. a vacation in my own city fhgfh and everywhere i go i be imagining a fic moment and writing that in his fic on spot,, bestie this will destroy me cjhgg b FGBADFH IS THAT??? WB THAT CEO GUY ???? WHERE HE GO

Chelsea... thin line, but sort of acceptable, but BARCA?! Do not get me started 🔪 how some of my fave players betrayed me and played there, they're dead to me. Fabregas, Griezmann... not to mention I used to be a big fan of Spanish National Team - I still kinda am, with some exceptions 🤡 /// I'm gonna send you RM merch bestie, I will fix you

LMFAOOOOOO BARCA IS NICE OKAY HJFGHGHSFH no bc isnt pique leaving barca now 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫  tho the biggest shock was when messi left and i just stared at the screen so emptily fgagbrgb LMFAOOO RM MERCH BESTIE BRING IT ON

Sunmi noona was so happy jshdusbwjsuduehshs. He mentioned Showterview and I flexed that I'm seeing Sunmi soon and he was jealous, I told him he literally met her though lmao. Then he was like "you need to see Ateez too" booooooy I tried 🙃

OOOOOOO U ARE????? HE MET HER AND SHOOK HANDS W HER AND THEN DANCED WITH HER???? MF NEVER HAPPPY HUH LET US LIVE OUR FANTASIES yeah bff u need to see ateez too 🔫 🔫 

Well I might need his driving service soon, so be ready Tae the driver! //// Barricading all my pcs in my room as we speak. Also first batch from my GO is coming tomorrow...

HES AT UR SERVICE ALWAYS,,, FIRST BATCH???? HOPING FOR THE POLA SO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nooooo this is so accurate. Also the original. I bias lego obsessed boomers //// We talked about the drinking show and apparently SanHwa are at the bottom of alcohol tolerance, I need them drunk now. I will carry them home afterwards (or call my uber driver)

LMFAOOOOOO they BOTH LIKE ONE OF THOSE WHATSAPP MOMS PLS 😭😭😭😭 omg omg YES THEY NEED TO BE ON THAT SHOW HOPEFULLY THE SHOW REACHES OUT oh oh call ur uber maybe more the merrier <33

Seonghwa saw all the "STEP ON ME KING" comments and decided to really STEP with his stompers //// Someone tell my guy Soohyuk this airport runways aren't for modelling because...

LMFAOOO LITERALLY I BET HE'S GONNA BUY SOME MORE JUST NOT THOSE PRADA ONES PLS DBBVSD nO BC WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY HIS VOICE?????? BFFF IM MELTING ON THE GROUND OVER THAT 'M A N N E R'

Omg hoping for your Y/N moment soon! Maybe find your Mr Park or something /// The sad thing is, I don't really remember my dreams recently. The good thing is, being sick makes me sleep like a log, I don't even wake up throughout the night :o

i do be hoping too bff ,,,, with svt in the town might go walk by the downtown bC THEY ARE STRIPPING 😭😭😭😭 nAUUR i hope u get better soon bc that sounds so painful to endure 😭😭😭😭 but good sleep!!!

HE. Also the way Hwa spammed with kaomojis two days in a row ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ he's the cutest AND THE ADORABLE SELFIES I'M GONNA SWALLOW HIM WHEN MY THROAT FEELS BETTER - DV 💖

NO LITERALLY gonna eat him and no ones gonna stop us,, PLS THOSE ARE SO CUTE HIS CHEEKIES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NEVER EXPERIENCED MORE GDNER ENVY

suffer w me

[tenpercentsugar]

1-101 my bitch

1. If you could be any mythical creature, what would you choose?a SIREN bro i dont know how many times i gotta fuckin say that i wish i had a scaly ass tail and a thirst for the blood of a sailor
2. It’s summer time and you’re thirsty, sweet tea or lemonade?lemonade no matter the season
3. Who is your #1 all time crush?damn near zayn malik
4. What book would you like to see made into a movie?bruh i dont even know at this point i havent read a book in so long
5. Create a new ice cream flavoror what? ;-)
6. Top five favorite songs at the moment?n64 x denzel curry, everybody wants to rule the world x tears for fears, ultimate $uicide x $uicideboy$ and denzel curry, exodus x $uicideboy$, nature feels x frank ocean
7. You get to choose a superpower but it can’t be the ability to fly, what do you go with?ability to read minds so i can reallllly know how ppl are reacting to me
8. Who’s your favorite Muppet?taylor dugan
9. You get to have a lifetime supply of one kind of food, what is it? probably chicken bro theres so many things you can do w chicken
10. What type of lunch meat do you typically choose when making a sandwich or sub?turkey and bacon but not turkey bacon
11. Water slides or roller coasters?this is so hard wtf?? uh rn it’s be water slides but i also fuck heavy w rollercoasters bro
12. What two musicians/bands would you like to see collaborate?the weeknd and frank ocean
13. Favorite Disney princess?damn near mulan that bitch is ballin
14. Is there anyone on tumblr you wish you could meet in person?stephanie, also thedeathmerchant
15. You can only watch one tv show for the rest of your life, what one do you pick?bob’s burgers
16. Top five celebrity crushes?zayn malik, frank ocean, asap rocky, vince staples, michael b. jordan 
17. Any rules you try to live by?be respectful, see things from all points of view, use turn signals, smoke w friends even if they can’t match, never let anybody feel alone
18. Have you had an serious medical injuries? i stabbed myself once but thats abt it
19. Fruity pebbles or cocoa pebbles?fuck pebbles they get soggy so quick aka Not Ideal
20. Do you have any new years resolutions?mine was to quit smoking but i literally j put out a cig so idk how thata gonna go
21. What’s your birthstone and would you change it if you could?i think it’s sapphire? and no cuz that is beautiful
22. What’s your element of choice? (earth, light, water, fire, etc.)light!!!!!! i’m obsessed w light and being a light
23. Have you ever had to have stitches? If yes, what for?no just staples for the stab wound as previously aforementioned
24. What is a fictional creature you hope actually exists?nessie
25. Do you have a favorite Crime series?law and order: svu for sure 
26. If you could go see a Broadway play/musical right now, which would you pick? damn near mamma mia hahaha i fuckin love that movie
27. What’s at the top of your holiday wish list this year?money, weed, a fuckin clean teen shirt
28. What are some things you would do if you were invisible?eavesdrop. what else do you need to be invisible for
29. Describe your very first kiss.thank you but no thank you!
30. Do you have any guilty pleasures?i don’t feel guilty abt liking any of the shit i like but i mean i wouldnt play hollywood undead in my car for just anybody
31. Have you ever performed on a stage?yeah a handful of times
32. If you could meet any one of the Muppets which would it be?taylor dugan probably
33. Do you have a favorite mixed drink?kahlua and milk lmao
34. Anything you miss about being a child?uh everything? my brain is both 40 years old and 6 years old
35. Who is the hottest person that you know of on tumblr?@teenybug
36. Any good book recommendations?if you wanna laugh, helter skelter x vincent bugliosi is a good start
37. What’s your favorite pokemon type?i think u have the wrong number?
38. What’s the most hurtful thing anyone’s ever said to you?as if i have the time to remember all the hurtful things ppl have said to me when im already super busy remembering all the mean shit i’ve done
39. Is there a song that always makes you want to dance when you hear it?plenty bro i can’t even help it
40. What’s the best selfie you’ve ever taken and can we see it?go thru http://deathchamp.tumblr.com/tagged/me and you tell me
41. If you could pick just one extinct animal to bring back to life what would it be?i would need to consult an entire list and then i’ll let you know
42. What’s your least favorite name(s)?keith, roger, becca
43. If you could change your name to anything, what would you pick?probably just the color light blue. like my name would j be a color. no letters
44. What are three things on your holiday wish list this year?pussy money weed haha classic
45. If you could get away with any crime what would it be?running stop signs/red lights
46. How do you usually break the ice with strangers?i don’t even know i prolly j make jokes
47. Are you crushing on anyone at the moment? What are they like?no that’s not the wave i’m on at all
48. Anyone you’re dying to see in concert?tame impala, the weeknd, frank ocean, bryson tiller, zayn, denzel curry, vince staples
49. Are there any bands/musicians you really dislike?meghan trainor, carly rae jepsen, taylor swift
50. What are you made up of?ashes, summer sunsets, perth x bon iver
51. Biggest fictional crush? nathan scott from one tree hill boiiii
52. Do you have a favorite bird?damn near the bald eagle hahahah that dude is crazy
53. If you could completely erase one person or memory from your mind would you do it?hahahaha yeah i’ve been doing that
54. What are some thing’s you are always happy to receive as gifts?anything cuz if u thinkin of me enough to get me a gift (or make me one or steal me one or whatever), then i’m stoked abt it
55. What do you like to do on rainy days?get high, drive, watch netflix w dani 
56. Chinese take out or pizza?za
57. What do you usually wear to bed?t-shirt n shorts or sweats depending on the season
58. As a child, what are some of the things you wanted to grow up to be? stay at home mom, a teacher, a psychologist
59. How many pillows do you prefer to sleep with?two
60. What’s your favorite type of weather?sunny and 70 right now but i also get hella good vibes from cloudy and low 60s/high 50s when it’s fall time
61. What’s your Hogwart’s house? (even if you’re not a Harry Potter fan, you’ve still thought about which house you’d been in, don’t lie.) 🙄
62. Favorite month of the year and why?september cuz thas my birth month and its also like the perfect time of year. not too hot not too cold
63. What is your board game of choice?i love playing life!!! i wish more people played that w me
64. Are there any commonly held beliefs that you don’t buy into?i’m sure but i try not to think abt things i passionately disagree w cuz i’m still working on dealing w anger appropriately
65. Describe the best kiss of your life thus far.haven’t had the best kiss of my life thus far
66. What is something you wish didn’t exist?benzos
67. What’s the most painful thing you’ve endured?the tattoo on my god damn foot dude
68. Do you collect anything?just bitches tahaaa 
69. Is there anything in particular that you’re looking forward to this summer?warped tour idiot duh
70. If you had a pair of wings, what would they look like?white and lined w gold
71. Dinner and a movie is so old, what are some other things you’d enjoy doing on a date?gettin cross faded and sittin outside, lookin at the trees
72. What’s your favorite breed of dog?rottweiler
73. How do you like your chicken wings? If you don’t like chicken wings, then wtf is wrong with you?i’ll eat em bone in or boneless but honey bbq is really the only sauce i want them tossed in
74. Anyone been on your mind lately?dylan, ashley, michaela (even tho we aint even cool like that), ash
75. Are there any things about yourself that you dislike that others seem to love?my laugh? i’ve been getting compliments on it since middle school but it is one of the ugliest parts of me
76. What’s your favorite part of the playground?the swings!
77. Do you like to write?
i love to! but i never do it

78. What’s the best birthday gift you’ve ever received?klonopin hahahaha
79. What is something you never leave home without?my sunglasses cuz i got sensitive ass eyes
80. If you drink, what kind of drunk person are you?in my feels hard as fuck, sayin dumb shit i think is funny
81. Do you listen to music while you shower?not anymore but i used to 
82. Are there any classics films you wish would be remade?no keep em as they are
83. What’s your go to party song?shots x lmfao cuz who doesnt fuck w that song
84. Have you got a favorite outfit? Can we see it?not really but yeah come thru
85. What’s the longest you’ve ever talked on the phone for?me and taylor used to talk on the phone for hourrrrssss bro like forever long calls
86. What’s your favorite emoji? 😟🤙🙄
87. Have you ever had raw fish?not that i’m aware of….
88. What accent do you find most attractive?mexican accents bro ughhhh fuck me up
89. What’s one bad thing an ex might have to say about you?who
90. Would you choose to be immortal if you could?nope im like terrified of death but i know it would suck to keep living when all the people i love are dead
91. What’s the most expensive thing you ever bought?my car and it wasnt even that expensive
92. Have you ever had a black eye?yeah actually in first grade
93. What are some questions you’d ask on a first date?what’s your favorite song rn and do you like going for drives
94. What do you think happens when we die?nothing that i wanna talk abt i’ll throw up
95. Any pets you’d enjoy having?i want a bunny!!! i know i’m not responsible enough for one but fuck!!
96. What are some reasons you might end a relationship?if there’s no trust then i’m outtie
97. Is there anything in your room you wouldn’t want your parents stumbling upon?no actually they know abt all the stupid shit i do i’m not worried abt it
98. Are you still friends with anyone from grade school?like elementary school?! not really at all dude
99. What is one song you will never, ever get sick of?perth x bon iver, minnesota, wi x bon iver, nature feels x frank ocean, the moment x tame impala, as you are x the weeknd
100. Waffles or pancake? And what do you put on top of them?waffles w syrup n butter bro it dont get much better than that
101. One word you’d use to describe yourself?tweak

thank u emo stranger

[zouisalmightie]

Omg congrats on seeing Brand New! I was trying to get tickets to some of their shows in Philly and they sold out in like 1.4 seconds. I wonder if they're gonna play any songs off Science Fiction during this tour. I hope you get to meet them! I was #blessed a few years ago and was able to meet Jesse and he was a sweet heart. I've been obsessed with BN since I've been 12 and so when I see anyone talk about them I'm like HEY and want to discuss everything lmao.

They’re playing at a festival in SoCal with death cab for cutie so 8th grade me is shitting herself rn! I’m sorry you didn’t get tickets, I only got them cuz my uncle tbh. Hopefully you find some off stubhub and et to see them too! God idk what id do if I met them tbh I’m so awkward sometimes. I’d rather just hear the music hahaha

[tenpercentsugar]

1-100 boo

1. How long have you had a Tumblr?since 2012

2. Describe your first kiss, who was it with, what was it like, where was it etc?hard pass see ya

3. What’s your biggest regret? I know we all say we don’t regret things but obviously it’s how we learn, from our mistakes. So what’s something from your past you wished you could have changed?i don’t know what my biggest regret would be but i do regret taking acid last august cuz i went to hell and i think it permanently changed me

5. Favorite Songs at the moment?well my april playlist consists of chanel x frank ocean, overtime x bryson tiller, for however long x bryson tiller, reminder x the weeknd, deathgrip x fit for a king which are all songs i’ve been loving nonstop

5. What is the craziest thing that you have ever done?idk if this is crazy but once i took three klonopin then did coke

6. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?probably all of 2016 if i could remember it

7. Do you have any scars and if so, how did you get them?they’re all self-harm scars

8. Where would you like to be in 10 years?somewhere warm and rainy with a big dog and a family working at a job i love making decent money

9. What are your views on drugs and alcohol?don’t use them as a source of comfort. that’s a huuuge trap. recreationally they’re fun tho

10. What are your views on religion?i wish i could believe it! i really wish i could cuz it would be nice to have moments of crisis and feel comfort in knowing an otherworldly force is going to take care of me thru it

11. Have you ever thought about ending your own life? If so, why?yeah of course. i guess i just knew that all i did was hurt people and i had to get rid of that energy from the earth. i feel better now tho

12. Write 5 facts people might not know about you.i can never do these things bc there’s not much that people don’t know abt me. my life is an open book for allll to see

13. last really important text you got?i don’t think i’ve been texted abt anything super important recently. usually my texts are j “wyd”

14. Can you let go?for the most part!! i don’t like holding grudges

15. Discuss your first love.i’ve never had a first love and i am sooo coo on that

16. Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up. Explain why each song is on there.i don’t have an ipod i use anymore which is sad

17. Name somewhere you’d like to move or visit.i’d LOVE to visit greece but i’ll totally move to oregon

19. What are your views on mainstream music?no hate, i find shit i like in mainstream music all the time. tbh i have no clue what’s playing on the radio rn tho. if you turned it on i would not recognize like any songs which is weird asf

18. Are you currently missing someone?meg and allison for sure

19. At what age do you think people should have sex?prolly high school idk im no expert

20. What are your highs and lows of this past year?highs - got to meet so many amazing people (most notably, jake hazen), saw the story so far FINALLY, got closer w daniella, reconnected w taylor, got a job i love, etclows - lost two friends to tragedy, got addicted to klonopin/benzos, got hospitalized, completely lost all sense of self

21. What are your strongest beliefs?i believe that waterfalls are the prettiest part of nature and sunshowers are the coolest thing ever. if i were a weather phenomena i’d wanna be a sunshower

22. Who are you closest to in your family?probably my mom, kind of my brother

23. How important do you think education is?extremely!!! education opens doors for a person and i’m not even speaking on higher education i just mean in general. taking care of your intellect is really important to me!! i wish i was still learning!!

24. What’s one of your favorite shows?that 70s show is damn near my favorite show of all time

25. How have you changed in the past 2 years?ohhh boyyyy immensely i don’t think i’m even half the person i used to be but i’m okay

26. Name 5 people who are famous who you find attractive.zayn malik, frank ocean, asap rocky, tyler the creator, fucking david beckham

27. Name your favorite movie and what it’s about.tarzan bitcchhhh its abt a lil dude whose parents shipwrecked by a jungle, made a treehouse, then died and he survived and was taken in by a sympathetic gorilla whose husband is like the leader of the pack and rejects tarzan from the jump then these ppl from england come and one of them has a dark agenda that they don’t know abt. it’s lit

28. Who is someone who fascinates you and why?this is a weirdo thing but @sunsets-n–graveyards cuz she is the human embodiment of the word cool and i don’t know if i would believe any negative thing anybody had to say abt her

29. What kind of person attracts you?like who am i attracted to? or what kind of friends do i attract? im attracted to dudes w neck tattoos and nice hands or dudes that assume a kind of powerful vibe. i attract friends who are cool and funny and beautiful

30. What’s a problem that you have recently had or are currently having?i only had a little bit of bud left and i smoked it all yesserday so im gonna need to re-up

31. Name something that you miss.warped tour

32. Share 5 goals you want completed in the next 30 days.- quit smoking- work out details of the house we potentially getting- buy a dab pen and a puck- clean my fucking roooommmm- get an oil change lmao

33. What’s been the highlight of your month and the lowest point? this month has gone right past me i don’t even know if it was important enough to have highs and lows

34. What’s something that you’ve done in the past that you would never do again?take an adderall and three ritalin at night time

35. What is you’re biggest insecurity & why?my hands cuz they ugly

36. What were the last 3 songs you listened to and what did they mean to you?i have nooo clue what they were i don’t even remember what playlist i was in

37. Do you have a toy that’s really special to you and if so what is it, how did you get it etc?not anymore but i had a doll that i got when i was a wee lad and i used to care for that bitch more than i’ve ever cared for anything

38. Have you lost anyone close to you to death? not that close but close enough

39. What is your purpose in life?to improve. to improve myself, to improve the lives of others, to improve the world around me

40. When was the last time you cried and what was it over?i could not tell you the last time i cried. it was probably over sister wives

41. If you got to spend an entire day with your favourite celebrity what would you guys do? smoke down, stare into each other’s eyes, get married

42. If you could only listen to one artist for the rest of your life, who would you choose and why?either tame impala or frank ocean. both beautiful vibes. frank has incredible imagery in his music and it always takes me to a place that i’d much rather be

43. What are 3 traits that you like about yourself and what are three that you dislike about yourself? Personality wise.i like that i’m funny as fuck, generally pretty compassionate abt my friends like i try hard to reach out when i can, and how little i care abt how i look cuz that takes so much effort. i dislike that i’m selfish, obsessive, and dissociative at the worst times

44. Can you cook? If so what are your favorite dishes to make? uhhhh nope

45. What was the last decision you regretted making?couldn’t tell you i’m pretty sound in my decisions

46. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?nope i’ve seen people make that mistake then never again. it doesn’t always speak on the character of the person but if it were to happen to me i would definitely be wary moving forward

47. Do you ever wish you were famous?only when i wanna tweet some dumb shit and get helllllaaaa interactions

48. What’s the nastiest thing anyone has ever said to YOU? Or something that’s hurt you above anything else and why?no one’s been mean to me in a long long time so i have no clue

50. What mark would you want to leave on this world after you are gone?i just wanna be a light source in somebody’s life. like i just wanna be remembered as a light

51. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?only lipo and not for very long

52. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?nope that sounds like a bad idea

53. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?yeah in third grade i believe cuz i thought being tough like that was cool

54. What’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?one time dani copped me sounds good feels good which was so romantic

55. What is one of your favorite memories?going to taylor’s w ash and smoking blunts on the roof and going to a cute little ice cream shop and the grocery store and buying hella beer then going to dan’s and smoking down more then going back to taylor’s, smoking another blunt, then passing out watching monster’s inc. perfect fucking day

58. What’s the nicest present you’ve ever received?a painting that says “keep calm and beckah on” from taylor. that was so fucking nice

59. Have you ever had your heart broken?not romantically, but yeah

60. Have you ever wanted to change anything about your life? If so, what?definitely i’d like to change the numbers in my back account and the car i drive and the state in which i live. i’m trying to be rich, driving a new car, living in michigan

61. What is something you feel like you are really good at? steering wheel drumming

62. What are your top 5 favourite all time songs by your favourite artist?the moment, reality in motion, runway houses city clouds, the less i know the better, disciples

65. What’s one thing someone has done for you that was really small but made a huge impact?dylan has pumped my gas many many times when i was too high

66. What do you do when you can’t sleep?cry a lot, toss and turn til i’m sweaty, cry some more

68. If you could change 3 things within your government, what would they be and why?this is a question for someone else

69. What’s your favourite holiday and why?fourth of july mf it’s a beautiful holiday. fireworks, cooking out, warm weather, like come on bro it’s fire

70. What’s the kindest thing a stranger has ever done for you? Even if it’s TINY like holding a door open for you, something that you remember even though they were a complete stranger.idk a couple days ago a gurl yelled hey at me from her car and that was nice i suppose

71. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?mordecai from regular show

72. What’s the first song that comes to your mind while reading this and why?reality in motion x tame impala is stuck in my head bc of that previous question

74. What would you like to be the first dance song at your wedding?i have no clue i’ve genuinely been thinking abt this question allllll day and can’t figure it out

75. Have you ever been told you look like a famous person, if so, who?amy schumer 🙄

76. What’s one thing you can not live without?idk bro probably your mom?

77. What is the most selfless thing you have ever done for someone?i have no idea someone else would have to tell me

78. Are you a girly girl?no hahahaha this is funny

79. What color is your bed?uhhh my mattress is white if thats what youre asking

80. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?i have no real hair preference hahaha

81. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?hellllll no i have no time for that

82. Do you have a best friend?three! shouts out dani, ash, and t-dizzle

82. What song makes you cry the most?perth x bon iver or only time x enya hahahaha

83. What’s the funniest film you’ve ever seen?good burger obviously

84. What’s something crazy that you’ve always wanted to do?i have no crazy ambitions i am a very scared cautious person

85. Has anything ever happened to you that you just can’t forgive?i don’t think so. i’ve lived a fairly above average life as far as i remember

86. Ever been really drunk?yeah it sucked i hate being drunk

87. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?hahahahahahahahahaha no

89. Have you ever felt ashamed about something? If so what was it & why? my whole life is just huge waves of guilt and shame

90. Do you keep a journal? If so what mostly goes in it? Random thoughts, feelings, stories?
when i do journal i write abt my day and then it turns into a life update filled w random thoughts and feelings

91. Do you like somebody?not romantically but i do have huge platonic crushes on a lot of people

92. Craziest shit ever done?ion do crazy shit!!! my memoir is going to be so lame!!!

93. What’s the saddest story/one that’s touched you the most that you’ve ever heard on the news?sandy hook fucked me up for a little bit when i heard abt it

94. If you were told you were going to have 3 daughters, what would you want to name them?navy, hazel, and alexis

95. Do you have a middle name and if so, what is it?i do and it’s jill but i used to tell people it was jeezus and that my parents were weirdo hippies

96. Are you in a relationship?yes its been seven years and im so in love

97. Do you enjoy drama?i love watching it but i’d rather die than be a part of it

98. Are you a virgin?yeah boiiii aint nobody touchin me

99. Are you short or tall?i’m average

100. Do you have siblings? If so, what are their names and how old are they? i’ve got a brother named maxwell and he’s 18 and going further in life than i can even imagine

thanks kind stranger see u at ur house later im gonna beat you up