#them is a nutshell

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

[ventique18]

(My) 🐉🌸 according to the whispering public:

"Poor girl, doomed to be that devil's pet. At least he seems to favor her much... She must be especially good at warming his bed."

"What are you talking about? If I get to live in luxury without having to work a day in my life, I'd even bark and roll over like a dog, haha!"

How they actually are:

🐉: "Beloved... I hear the ice cream truck."

🌸: "Alright, go get my purse."

[wisefoxluminary]

Shaun when he walked in to find Donna, the guy he offered a taxi ride to who knows everything about him and his family, Rose, her mum and some fluffy war criminal in his house:

[ipleadbritney]

PLEASE THIS LEGO VIDEO HAD MORE LANDOSCAR INTERACTION THAN WE'VE HAD IN WEEKS???

[easyaesthetics]

The ship of all time

[ohblimeygeorge]

George: my helmet is full of little details like my old racing colour, my Chinese year of the tiger, etc! It’s a really special and personal helmet to me 🫶🏻

Alex: Panda 🐼☺️

[stra-tek]

2009: It's too bright!

2023: It's too dark!

[sleeplesssmoll]

[n3felibata]

Saw this and immediately thought of stolitz

[beargyufairy]

I would kill for you

I would die for you

[yumedoca]

Weirdos prefer weirdos...

[gunsatthaphan]

he's so proud of himself lmao.

[miranita]

this meme was made for them

[leminoh]

Welcome to the circus, losers.

[seerstella]

this scene (and them) in a nutshell

[nerdyenby]

Mumbo saving Scar from a zombie and Grian scolding him, saying “You gotta let evolution do it’s thing” is peak buttercups content