#this is them in a nutshell

[beargyufairy]

I had all

And then most of you

Some

And now none of you

Take me back to the night we met

[hockey-finns]

found these absolute gems from X

[marvelstars]

[akumanoken]

@liroyalty tell me I'm wrong

[val-of-the-north]

His greed sickens me.

[fistfuloflightning]

some Zhancheng feels @limitbreaker23 <3

Love me a fic that starts with the unresolved sexual tension already thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I want my ship pining, yearning, and most definitely fantasizing.

I want their minds to wander to how hot the other person is, mid-sentence. I want them barely functioning because of all the hormones swimming through their brains. I want normally smart people who are downright dumb when faced with the smallest bit of barely revealed skin on the other person's body.

By the time they actually realize they're both in this state of tortured sexual desire, I want them to be at their wit's end and ready to flee the country in order to find the slightest scrap of control because there is absolutely zero control left when theyre in the same room together. They need to be scratching at the walls of their souls, they're so desperate for each other.

And when they do finally realize the fact that they're in this on-fire boat together? I want them to have incredibly hot, wildly cathartic (and not necessarily at-all realistic) sex that leaves them both exhausted, happy, and fully satisfied.

Unresolved sexual tension that gets completely fucking resolved, my beloved.

[caramelmiacchiato]

polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...

[bladesrunner]

"See you at the Equator."

SEVERANCE (2022– ) S02E10: Cold Harbor

[cadillacjohnf1]

[hellothisisangle]

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

[beargyufairy]

I just woke up from a dream

Where you and I had to say goodbye

And I don't know what it all means

But since I survived, I realized

Wherever you go, that's where I'll follow

Nobody's promised tomorrow

So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night

Like it's the last night

If the world was ending

I'd wanna be next to you

[indybob]

It’s them

[nina-s0]

Marauders ft Regulus in a nutshell pt 3:

James: Sirius if you don't shutup I'm gonna tape you're mouth shut.

Sirius: James you freak 😜

Remus: Sirius put that tongue back in your mouth.

Regulus: Are they a threesome?

Peter: no idea

[thirdsonofeve]

the only one of those old men who has an "average" "healthy" physique is tremblay and i'm not joking. he's the only one of them who eats three meals a day and regularily exercises. i am willing to accept sabbadin does as well. everyone else tho? no. thomas has a straight-up eating disorder (currently reading the book and let me just say i reject buff thomas. that is the devil talking. that man is so goddamn frail and thin pls someone make him eat a warm meal). aldo has the weirdest eating (and sleep) schedual known to man and regularily forgets to eat (he would cook pasta in the coffee pot if he had to in order to finish his work). i've decided to go with the book version of ray (which describes him as fat with a bluff, red face) he snacks while he works and "tea" time with the dean tends to require cookies. vincent has been malnurished in 15 different ways throughout his life but also has a stomach of steel and regularly eats things that should not be eaten bc he hates the idea of anything going to waste. adeyemi and tedesco both got fat the *second* they had the chance to (adeyemi gets unbearable to be around if he doesn't eat every three hours and tedesco will have two servings of dinner even though he just had a snack. what do you mean they cant have a sandwich bc dinner will be ready in an hour?)

On a possibly more important side note; chubby Agnes.

[valessacat]