#then ! bobs ur uncle?

[earthyorangeaid]

GOOD OMENS 2 SPOILERS

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Okay here’s the skinny: Beelzebub and Gabriel were able to get together with little to no disagreement because they were ON EQUAL GROUND. They were on extremely equal footing in terms of power and position in life (both in trouble with everyone bc Armageddon is off, both “the boss” of their respective systems, etc.)

Crowley and Aziraphel have been having trouble for 6,000+ years because they have never ACTUALLY been on equal footing like Beelzebub and Gabriel were. If the Lucifer theory is right about Crowley (and it’s starting to feel very likely) then that means Crowley was at one point very near the top of it all. And even if he wasn’t Lucifer, it’s still obvious he was high ranking and had significant power.

By contrast, Aziraphel has never been that. He’s always been a lower ranking officer in heaven. And you might think that the Fall would have brought them closer to equal footing but it DIDN’T, because even after falling Crowley was still seen as very successful by his new peers while Aziraphel continued to be stepped all over by his own.

Now I know that there are MORE reasons for why they haven’t worked out. Differences in loyalties to their Comand, differences in opinion of the universe, differences in HOW they think their eternities together should look. But aside from all that one really noticeable difference between Azicrowley and Beelzebub and Gabriel is their positions in relation to power and their peers. They came much much closer to being on equal ground after becoming traitors, but Crowley still has YEARS on Aziraphel of reconciling with being cast away and cutting ties with heaven. Now that Aziraphel’s about to become head of heaven however… we might be seeing some real headway in Aziraphel’s understanding of Crowley’s view point.

[justascrollingghost]

HOWLING - just watched a video on Americans trying to figure out British slang and watching someone attempt to say chuffed in the queen’s English has sent me😭😂

[cursivebloodlines]

Please make it stop ;-;

[luvjunie]

hiiiii!!!!

idk if ur taking requests or not, but can you scenarios about miles 1610 and 42 (or just one of them) if they were your older brother reacting to you having a boyfriend/girlfriend taking you out or something (they radiate overprotective brother energy idk why😫🙏)

LOVEEE your work!!😊

AW THANK YOUUU SM 🫶🏽 miles42 a/n: this is exaggerated a little for comedic reasons lolll. and ik i’ve done something similar to this alr but i’ll honestly never get tired of writing siblings bickering so idc skskdkd

“Bye Miles I’ll be back by 9 don’t bother waiting up for dinner!” You rambled out in one quick breath as you whisked passed your brother’s open door.

“Aht aht, come back,”

Your lips smacked against your teeth when you stopped in your tracks. He had his damn Beats on and was literally bobbing his head to whatever he was listening to, how did he even hear you?

With the inside of your cheek between your teeth and a huff pushing from your nostrils, you spun on your heels and begrudgingly stomped a few paces back to see him already facing the doorway. You stared at him with an oblivious look that had an attitude written all over it, arms smacking against your sides and head moving like a chicken’s when you asked,

“What?”

He pushed one of the ears to his headphones back and gave you a curious look. “Where are you going?”

“Out, clearly.” you blinked.

“Yeah, no shit, but where?”

You looked to the side, then back at him. “Does it matter?”

“Uh, yeah,” Miles huffed a humorless chuckle. “Mom ain’t here, so that means I’m responsible for you. And even when she is here I’m still responsible for you. Shit, soon as you were born I was responsi—“

“A boy,” you quickly clarified with a hand out, hoping to avoid one of his soap-box rants. “I’m going out with a boy. Cool?”

“Cool, cool.” His lips puckered when he nodded to himself, screwdriver tapping against the little mechanical trinket he’d previously been working on.

Here we fucking go.

“What’s his name? He got siblings and if so, how many? Where he work at? Does he even have a job? Cause if he don’t he a bum. What car he drive or are y’all takin’ the train?”

You stared at him, bewilderment painted on your expression in the form of a scowl.

“Who are you, the CIA?”

“Doesn’t answer my questions.” He disregarded your own with a derisive shrug.

“Jalen. His name is Jalen. What you gon’ ask for next? His mother’s maiden name?” you joked. “Or what, his social security number?”

Miles glanced to the side, pretending as if he were actually considering it.

“Honestly, that would make things a whole lot easier.”

“Dude,” You rubbed your forehead, hand thrown to the air in exasperation. “How would I know half of those things?”

“Wha—You’on see where we live at?” Voice upped an octave in astonishment, Miles gestured towards the window behind him with his thumb. “There’s some crazy mfs out there, trust me I know—“

Your head dropped back when you groaned. “Oh brother—“

“What you should be asking is why don’t you know those things.”

“Look I’m not about to do this with you. You act like I don’t know that you weren’t at Uncle Aaron’s last night. But that’s what you told Mom, ain’t it?” You folded your arms and tilted your head. You looked far too complacent for him to call your bluff.

“Yeah,” You nodded at his silence with a smug smirk. “You think I don’t know about you and Aliyah by now? Especially when last week you were all ‘Mami, she’s my partner for a project, can she come over?’” you mimicked him in an insultingly goofy voice that wasn’t anywhere near close to his.

“Since when do you do ‘partnered projects’?” Your eyes narrowed.

His mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water told you everything you needed to know but you played on; all in a day’s work of sibling banter.

“Huh? What was that?” you cupped a hand to your ear, lashes fluttering when you looked to the side.

You: 1

Miles: 0

He cleared his throat, looking away once his face started to get hot.

“Aight, whatever bro. But share your location with me. Seriously, I’m not playing.”

“Yeah yeah,” You rolled your eyes, opening up your phone and clicking his contact.

“And if ole’ boy try anything, tell him I keep a pole.”

It was a joke. Kinda, but not really at the same time. That wasn’t the exact weapon he used, but it was close enough.

You scoffed. “Stop cappin’, you’ve never even shot a gun before.”

Miles didn’t say anything, but the look on his face suddenly turned dead serious. And as the both of you stared at each other in an eerie silence, you made a wise decision to not take the subject any further.

“Whatever,” You shook your head, motioning to your outfit. “Do I at least look nice, though? Be honest.”

Miles looked you up and down, his top lip arching when he did a so-so motion with his head. He knew you were genuinely asking, but what kind of brother would he be if he didn’t mess with you a little bit?

“Ehh, yeah.“ he shrugged, looking unimpressed on purpose. “Fit coulda been harder though. Shoulda asked me for help, I woulda got you right.”

“Oh good-fucking-bye.”

“Dude, I’m kidding!” he called out with a laugh as you stormed off.

[agi-ppangx]

I have a question…? Could u do a part 2 to the “finding put ur pregnant with minho” where reader and minho plan a fun way to tell the other 7 that they’re pregnant and the kids react in a happy way and how they’re gonna be amazing uncles and stuff?

Thank you in advance 🫶

oh my god my first ask ever !! thank u so much for submitting ‹3 i wrote it in the middle of the night so please excuse all typos and grammar mistakes >< hopefully this is what you wanted, i tried to make it fun and chaotic :D please let me know if you liked it !

part one | part three

feedback and reblogs highly appreciated🫶🏽

you and minho found out you're pregnant a while ago. the past few weeks were really busy for both of you - going to the doctors, learning about pregnancy and reading about babies and overall implementing a new lifestyle. you've told your parents about the baby as soon as you have been confirmed by your doctor that you are pregnant. however, you decided to wait a while before telling anyone else just to make sure your pregnancy is safe.

now you were about to enter the second trimester and you and minho decided to finally tell the boys about the baby, since the bump was starting to show a little bit. but minho being minho didn't want to just say "hey, just so you know - y/n is pregnant and we're about to be parents" - no, he wanted to do it in a bit of a fun way. that being said, you two organised a little game night with the boys, wanting to share the news during charades.

when they arrived you started with some board games to set the mood. all of you were chatting and joking around, no one suspected anything. jisung and hyunjin asked you a few times if you wanted to grab some beer with them and you came out with some lame excuses, like "sorry, i'm not feeling well now" or "nah, i'm good, i have my orange juice" and they were looking at you suspiciously, but said nothing. after what felt like a hundredth question about beer, you announced that it's time to play charades. minho looked at you and smiled a bit, knowing whats about to happen.

chan went first, pretending to be michael jackson. you laughed a little at his impression since he didn't really know how to do the moonwalk but tried nonetheless. then there was hyunjin, trying to do an impression of bob ross, but it resulted in seungmin making fun of him for a good ten minutes. "okay, now it's my turn,'' minho exclaimed and stood in front of you. "i'm gonna make an impression of someone in this room," he added and he proceed to do his best at pretending to be you - he brushed his non-existent long hair out of his face and imitated your giggling. and then he started to show his non-existent pregnancy belly with his hands. you were trying not to smile, but then the boys started talking. "hey, you said it's someone in this room" jisung yelled and pointed a finger at minho. "he's right, no one ate so much food!" jeongin added at which you started grinning. "right? and the only person who could be pregnant is y/n and-" chan started, but quickly stopped in his tracks when he realised. he turned to you and stared at your face with disbelief, the boys following after him. "y/n, is there anything you wanna tell us?" the boys were staring at you, their bewildered faces making you laugh out loud. minho walked to you and sat by your side, giggling with you at how ridiculously funny the boys looked. when you calmed down a bit, you finally decided to answer their question. "i think you've already realised, but yes, there is something we wanna tell you guys" you started and took minho's hand, suddenly feeling a bit anxious. you took a deep breath and continued, "we are going to have a baby and no - we're not getting a fourth cat" you stated, squeezing minho's hand in yours. the boys looked at you two for a while and then the chaos began. they started yelling and jumping all around your living room. "oh my god, y/n thats amazing! congratulations!" chan said loudly, trying to shout over the rest. "we're gonna be uncles! yeah!" felix started screaming, visibly overjoyed by the news. he then proceeded to trap you in a tight hug, making sure not to squeeze you too hard. the rest of the boys followed him and soon after all of them were hugging you. you didn't see much besides their heads, but when you stood on your tiptoes you managed to take a glance at minho - he was standing next to all of you, his face lit up in a huge grin. "okay boys, let me breathe," you chuckled, feeling quite overwhelmed with their love. "oh my god, of course! hey, stop hugging her!" changbin screamed, suddenly protecting you from the boys. jisung was the last one to break the hug, which he did only because chan used force to get him away from you. "c'mon y/n, have a seat, you have to rest," felix exclaimed, leading you to the couch. you giggled again - you found it adorable how they became so protective over you in the span of ten minutes. "do you need anything? like baby clothes or a stroller? wait, we can help you to arrange a nursery!" changbin started to ramble. "and we can buy you all the essentials, like diapers and baby formula," seungmin added, getting his phone to write down a shopping list. "oh, can i teach your kid how to ride a bike? pleeeease!" jisung begged. "okay, slow down everybody," minho finally spoke, trying to control the situation. "y/n is fine, everything is fine, she's only like twelve weeks pregnant, we have plenty of time to plan everything and no - i will be the one to teach them that," he added, hoping that the boys would quiet down. "minho's right, we're fine by now. but im glad our baby will have such amazing uncles,'' you assured the boys, grinning widely. even though the boys' reaction made you laugh for the next few days, you were happy that you had their support. you and minho were nervous about the whole pregnancy thing, but their will to help and be there for both of you made you think that after all universe made a perfect plan for you.

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i hope im not jinxing it but i think the horrible tearing went away!!!

theyre still kind of there if u know where to look, but it's not giant white lines anymore. i'd say that's a victory

i resized the problem textures and since it is almost complete, i deleted all textures including the texture database so the file isn't so freakin huge

and then this week i just need to build lots and then bob's ur uncle!

[cherrylng]

Guitar Princes - Part 2 [STYLE Series #004 - Muse (August 2010)]

The original prince of guitar is undoubtedly this man, Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page. The length of his arms and legs, the way he held his guitar …… Everything about him was cool, and he was admired by men and women of all ages around the world.

Peter Frampton was popular as an idol during the “hard” era of the 1960s, and later had a string of hits with Humble Pie and as a solo artist. Peter Frampton is still active today after many twists and turns. He used to be cute.

The late Matthew Ashman (right), with his beautiful mohawk, and the members of Bow Wow Wow. John Frusciante, formerly of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, was an admirer of Ashman's.

The Prince of Glam is, after all, Marc Bolan of T. Rex. He was popular for his fine permed hair and slender, sparkling fashion. He lived with witches, died prematurely in a car accident, and there's no shortage of legends about him.

Paul Simonon (third from left) is the most legitimately good-looking member of The Clash, with each member having a different charm. His two sons, Louis and Claude, are also models!

Nick Heyward of Haircut One Hundred, drew a lot of cheers wearing an Aran jumper from enthusiastic female fans and caused a whirlwind in the genre of Funka Latina. Even now that he has become an old man, he still looks somewhat cute.

Paul Weller, the dashing, fashionable leader of The Style Council with Mick Talbot (left), who appeared at The Jam and became a solo artist and an influence to Oasis and Ocean Colour Scene.

The uncle who co-wrote Band Aid's “Do They Know It's Christmas” with Bob Geldof? No, no, it's Midge Ure, the “Bearded Prince” of the Ultravox era.

Scottish bard Mike Scott's cut from his Waterboys days. Many girls were attracted to Mike's appearance more than his deep traditional sound at that time.

Edwyn Collins was the frontman of Orange Juice. He may not have a beautiful appearance, but his unique guitar sound is still as appealing today as it was in the past.

Guitar Princes Part 1 Guitar Princes Part 3 Guitar Princes Part 4

[revive-the-fandom]

Ik I talk a lot of shit abt the light fury but tbh I don’t think she’s ALL bad. I think there were a couple easy fixes for her design:

Add texture (not pictured bc I can’t fucking draw that) mostly just remove the glitter, add some scales & boom bobs ur uncle.

Kinda a subsection for 1, add in more detailing around the spine/ears. Toothless got loads of little scales down his spine,p and around his ears, let her have that too (srry it’s not pictured i forgot (but I’m also doing a stylised version so I guess? It counts?))

Widen her ankles. The small ankles/feet comes across as misogynistic, if toothless had small ankles too it would be fine, but he doesn’t, and so the implication is that the female has to be petite/skinny/effeminate… (no, it’s not bc she’s a subspecies, she was literally designed to be toothless’ girlfriend & we never see a male light fury close up)

The shorter ears r cute, but again we’re lacking in the detail department. Give her six ears (2 less than toothless) and it adds a bit more interest to the design. Also charged the shape a little to add more expression, but that’s more to do with 2d vs 3D tbh.

I don’t like the invisible aspect of the furies development in httyd3, I think camouflage was more interesting & grounded.

I also think it would be more interesting to have her be albino/a variation of the night fury instead of a subspecies, since then the differences are a personal aspect of her design, and not a species wide appearance. Tho I did struggle to get her design looking right w the pink eyes, so rip to those bc I would love to see that done well!

Anyway, apologies for the rant & my inability to let this go. If I ever talk abt light furies in a fic this is the kinda design I’m referring to, not miss glitter mlp ripoff.

& srry to the people who like her og design, that’s ur preference, u do u.

[crimson-calligraphyx]

"So, this is goodbye?" I asked Noah, my throat burning as I tried to hold back my cries. I was angry. I was hurt. This was so sudden; there were no discussions leading up to Noah's decision.

"Come with me to LA, Meels," he pleads, reaching for my hand. I retract from his touch, shaking my head at him. "Noah, I'm about to graduate, I can't. You know that." He sighs, raking his hand through his hair in frustration. Why was he so frustrated? It's not my fault he dropped out of high school to pursue his music career. It's not my fault he thought I'd drop everything in my life for him and follow along like some love-struck puppy.

He hangs his head, defeated, when he sees I'm not budging. "I know. I just thought maybe you'd want to get out of here and start fresh." I snort sarcastically, folding my arms over my chest. "You are absurd, Noah. You know how hard I studied to get into UR." He sighs again, harshly, and picks his head up to look at me. His eyes were sullen, his face crestfallen as he accepted my decline in his offer.

I turn away from him, so I don't have to look at his face. I can't stand to see how upset he is when this is his decision to leave, not mine. I can't stand that he's making me feel like the villain.

"Nick is coming with me, you know," he says as I begin to walk away, stopping me dead in my tracks. "What?" I snapped, spinning back around with anger burning in my veins. He cringes at my sudden hostility. "I'm sorry, Amelia. This is what's best for me and Nick, for the band. You have to understand that." I shake my head at him in disbelief, backing away from him. "I hope LA treats you well. Goodbye, Noah."

"Mommy, someone's at the door," Leora tugs at my pant leg, pulling me from my thoughts. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath as I brushed my hand across the top of her head delicately. I wasn't ready to open the door and face the man I hadn't seen or even spoken to in five years, and I was certainly not ready to spend a weekend locked in a cabin with him and my family for Christmas.

Each year around Christmas time, Nick would fly home and spend the holiday with us. The weekend before Christmas, we'd journey up to our family cabin with our parents and celebrate the holiday. For some unknown reason, Nick decided to have Noah tag along this year, which didn't settle well with me considering our past. Why he thought this was a good idea, I'll never know.

I sighed after a moment and smiled down at my daughter. "Is there? Let's go see who it is!" She beams at me before trotting over to the front door, throwing it open. "Uncle Nicky!" she exclaims happily as she throws herself into his awaiting arms. Nick scoops her up and peppers kisses on her face, having her erupt into giggles. He settles her onto his hip after his kiss-attack, "How's my favorite munchkin doing? You excited for Santa to come visit us at the cabin?" "Uh-huh!" she bobs her head enthusiastically. "I've been a good girl aaallll year, so Santa is going to bring me everything I asked for." He laughs, "Is that so?" "Yeah! Mommy said so," she smiles over at me, "right?"

I make my way over to them and brush her bangs back, kissing her now bare forehead. "Yes, babygirl. You've been a very good girl. You're surely on Santa's Nice List this year." I give Nick a kiss on the cheek as he hands Leora back over to me, who settled in against my side. I take a step back for him to make his way into the living room, his suitcase in hand just as another entity makes an appearance at the door.

My heart was in my throat as my eyes landed on a pair of dark brown eyes, the same as Leora's. My breathing hitched as I took in his gentle stare, a friendly yet unsure smile curling at the corner of his lips. He was still just as good looking as he was in high school, even more so now that his facial features matured, and his haircut no longer covered half his face.

The tattoo on his neck was placed just right where it defined his jawline handsomely—stop it, Amelia.

Leora was already cowering from the tall stranger, burying her face into my sweater, and clinging onto me for dear life. "It's okay, Leo," I cooed while giving her a little bounce. "This is Noah... Uncle Nick's friend. He's spending the weekend with us, can you say 'hi'?" She whines, shaking her head back and forth against my chest. I chuckled, giving her a kiss on top of her head. "It's okay baby," I whispered, "go on over to Nana and Papa." I drop her to her feet, and she scurries away.

"Long time no see," Noah says as he closes the door behind him. "I didn't know you had a kid." "Yeah," I scoffed. "I mean, why would you?" I watch him tense briefly at my curtness, promptly pursing his lips into a tight line and nodding slowly. "Right. How've you been?" "Fine," I kept it short.

I watch his Adam's apple bob as he swallows. He looks as nervous as I feel. I suppose I could be nicer, more welcoming, and ask him how he was doing, but truthfully, I didn't really care. I turned on my heel and made my way into the kitchen where the rest of the family was, leaving Noah at the foyer by himself.

I smiled to myself as I leaned up against the entryway with my arms crossed, observing the scene before me. Nick, my mom, and Leora were sitting at the kitchen table attempting to put together a gingerbread house as my dad made his checklist for our trip, surely checking it twice.

These were the moments I lived for: the innocence of Leora as she applied an unnecessary amount of icing to the corners of the house as they cemented together—crooked, of course—the excess winding up on her arms, face, and in her hair. Her little tongue poking out as she concentrated on sticking the gumdrops and peppermints on the roof just right. Her giggles as Nick teased her by moving some of her decorations around, mom scolding him to let her be. Dad grumbling to himself as he made sure we had all the essentials for the weekend away.

Everything halted when Noah made his way into the kitchen, the tension filling the room as Leora stared at him with unease, everyone else at me. I felt the hair on the back of my neck stand on end, my heart pounding with anxiety from the uncertainty of how this would all play out looming over me. My family knew of the situation at hand; Noah did not.

I caught my dad's eye, and I know he sees my apprehension. He nods his head just enough for me to see, telling me he would find a way to ease the tension. He clears his throat and taps a spot on his list several times, breaking the silence. "I don't have any kerosene for the lamps in case we lose power in the cabin. Amelia, would you mind running out to the store and getting some?" I let go of the breath I didn't even know I was holding and nodded. "Sure," I agree, tacking on a fake smile.

I make my way out the kitchen, grabbing my keys off the key rack and shoulder on a jacket. I make my way down the steps, stopping short when I see that my car was blocked in by an unknown vehicle. I sighed, turning around to head back inside to ask Nick to move their rental, only to come face-to-face with Noah. "Let me give you a ride. They haven't finished plowing, the roads are shit," he says.

I swallowed the lump forming in my throat and shake my head, "No, that's alright. Just move the rental and I'll be right back." He raises an eyebrow, eyeing my tiny Corolla. "You sure that thing will make it?" I take note in the difference of our vehicles; their rental being a Tahoe, it would make for a safer trip. I sighed, shrugging, "Fair point. Let's go."

The ride to the hardware store was not a comfortable one by any means. It was quiet; too quiet, not even having the radio turned on low to alleviate the tension. The only sounds were the wipers squeaking against the windshield periodically and the crunch of the snow as we drove over it slowly.

I had my elbow rested on the door, my chin planted in my hand as I stared out the window, just wishing for this weekend to be over already. My phone dinged in my hand, and I unlocked it to a picture of Leora smiling wide with Nick. His arm was over her shoulders, her grin showing how proud she was of her finished gingerbread house. I smile softly at my phone after saving the picture to my camera roll.

"She's cute," Noah's velvety voice fills the cab. I glance over at him, seeing he had been looking at my phone before I locked it. "Thanks." "How old is she?"

I close my eyes and take a deep breath. Here we go; cue the small talk. I exhale, "She's three." I lie about her age by a year, hoping to deter him from the truth. He stays silent for a moment, and my heart begins to pound as I prayed to God that he doesn't see through my lie about her age and put two and two together. Not yet anyway. "Huh. Nick never told me he had a niece," he says matter-of-factly.

I wanted so badly to tell him that it didn't pertain to him, but deep down I knew that it did. Leora was Noah's daughter, after all, and he had every right to know about her. I never told him simply due to the fact we severed our ties, and I figured we'd be better off without him in our lives. We've been doing just fine without him.

I shrugged, "Must not have been on top priority, with your music and all." He lets out a sarcastic chuckle. "Must not have." I slumped against my door, putting my chin back in my hand. The rest of the ride to the store was quiet after that, the air thick between us.

We didn't speak to one another until we grabbed the kerosene and headed back to the Tahoe. Noah puts a hand on my shoulder when I go to open the back door to put the cans in, stopping me. I roll my eyes and turn my head towards him, "What? Can't let me put these in here myself?" He shakes his head, tugging me away from the rental. "There's something on the door handle. Someone tampered with the car—stay away from it." I furrow my brows and scoffed. "What are you talking about, Noah? We're the only ones out here."

He moves me behind him as he makes his way over to the Tahoe, cupping the sides of his eyes to look in through the tinted windows. I put the kerosene on the ground and folded my arms over my chest, now annoyed and cold, watching him take his time inspecting the car. I watched him shake his head and shrug as he turned back towards me, indicating there wasn't anything out of the ordinary inside. "All clear," he says, opening the back door for me.

I pick up the cans and place them on the floor before heading around the back, making my way to the passenger seat. I stopped dead in my tracks when I saw a dark figure as I rounded the backside of the Tahoe. I barely had time to gasp before he took hold of me, spinning me around and wrapping his arm around my throat. "I finally found you," he whispers menacingly in my ear. "No—" I tried to call for Noah, but he slaps a gloved hand over my mouth.

I tried prying at his arm, hoping I'd get him to release me as he dragged me backwards. Gasping against his hand, I tasted something sweet as my mouth began to dry up, my head becoming cloudy. The more I tried to fight against him, the less air I was able to take in, the panic now settling in quickly. Becoming weak, I gave up and let my body go limp in his grasp as he continued to hold his hand against my mouth and nose.

The last thing I saw before fading away was a blurry image of Noah, panic-stricken as he watched my captor take hold of me.

|Chapter 2|

[rzyraffek]

If slashers interact regulalary, like as if going about more or less like rgeular people(but still slahsers of course :P), I am curious. Jamie Llyod, how would slashers interact with there buddies niece?Suddenly finding herself with a bunch of honorary "uncles"

Specific curisiotes include, Brahms, Jason, Bubba, both Scream guys(Billy and Stu), Leslie Vernon, and anyone else you might wanna toss in there if your happy to answer :)

AWWWW (i had to google Jamie Llyod cuz i thought you meant a guy from lego ninjago cartoon series and i was a little confused) Request open!!

Voorhees Jason

HE WILL BE SO SCARED PLS HE, HE CANT, HE CANNOT COMPERHAND

Accually he seems to be great with kids, he is just overthinking. If they go to shop together he wont be able to resist buying her whatever snack she wants!

He would rather pick her up and carry her around than to hold her hand because he gets distracted easly and he would just loose her in middle of forest

Jason will melt if jamie will say something along the lines "you are the best unlce ever!!" he will litteraly pass out and die

Jason and Micheal are besties so i can see them just hanging around and Micheal just randomly bringing her with him. just to chill and vibe. It would be very quiet vibe due to them being mute but it doesnt stop them from hanging out!

Billy and Stu! (tw to yall homophobes, this biches gay)

"ew a child..." "sup uncle Billy and Stu" "uhh look you are here only because Micheal made us baby sit you" "lol okay"

"I hate childen so much Stu :( " "Cmon its not that bad! She painted my nails!" "of course she did" "Also she said Im way better baby sitter than you!" "I- aint no way you are better than me"

This evening just turned into Billy and Stu trying to beat each other in "who is better uncle" competition

"Hey Jamie wanna see a scary movie :]" "cmon shes like 4" "im almost sure shes like 7 dude"

"I'm hungry im calling Micheal" "NONONO I- i mean why- we ordered fastfood! right Stu?" "uhh yeaahh, wait i just need to go outside for a, eeehh for an *runs to nearest fastfood to buy sometihng to eat*

they forgor that children accualy have to eat

they are so chaotic, they will fall asleep together (all 3) while watching Sponge Bob (Stu and Billy are secretly boyfriends btw i do not care that it has nothing to do with this headcanons, i just wanna inform you all)

"I know you guys are gay" " :O WHAT! I mean- who told you that! pfff some prankster probably" "I saw you hold hands! and thats what people do when they love each other! :3"(top tier sin)

Billy and Stu live together probably and their house is such a mess! its probably huge too, because Stu perents kinda rich. So i can imagine them loosing Jamie in middle of hause and then looking for her (shes goofy ah she will pretend they are playing hide and seek jsut to scare the shit out of them)

Heelshire Brahms

HE he would be so akward!!! Like "ehhh uhh hello child why are you in my house child, uhhh bloody hell" (Quick reminder that hes British and i will make fun of him)

HE WOUDL PROBABLY CALL MICHEAL "Uhhh Mr Micheal ur eeh your niece is here uhh can you like pick her up-" Jamie just standing behind hir "AAH-You, you wanna play scrabbles?" "ew no, can we play hide and seek" "Oh.My.God nevermind you can stay"

Micheal just comes to pick her up or something and Brahms with Jamie are already besties and they prolly made frienship braslets (and shit talk some people too)

okay ladies im back and i will write some more soon! pls comment and dont remember to like and subscibe and hit that bell button

tbh i dint have a lot of ideas (thats why Bubba isnt included i just had no clue what to write) but its good ig, and if i will find any people bullying stu/billy for being homosex i will steal ur steam account B)

x reader tags are only for more people to reach this post nothing sus here

[starrisonweek]

can we submit/upload things late? i was drawing something for the day but i underestimated how long it would take lol

of course, no worries! just tag it with #starrisonweek or @ this blog when you're done and bob's ur uncle!

[limpfisted]

your blog is makimg me want to get into RP but idk where to start 😔

Rp blogs are great! Its the easiest way to get involved writing fanfiction and headcanons with a community

I dont roleplay that much any more on here obvs bc a bitch is off his/her meds however

Here's how to start a tumblr rp blog!

First. Make a new account. Not a sideblog. Sideblogs are fine but it can be confusing and messy and it's just not the ideal experience for ur first blog

Pick out a url that relates to your character and their themes/motifs or the themes you want to write

Pick out a container or minimalist theme on @theme-hunter a simple one! Doesnt have to be too fancy!

Make, commission, or draw some graphics. Some people will make incredibly detailed icons. I got lazy on this blog honestly and I hate all my graphics so we're going thru it, struggle bus on limpfisted dot tumblr dot com, but a lot of people have a nice aesthetic header, a nice aesthetic icon, and a nice aesthetic pinned post. Plus promos

You don't honestly have to do that, but its fun, and you get to learn photoshop editing, which is a great skill that impresses my parents. U also don't have to use photos hope, i use clip studio paint on my tablet, and tbh i like it better bc its not so fucking SLOW. I always used to make my own .psds anyway so it's whatever. There a lots of tutorials, Google it, but have fun with it!

Go to the tumblr search and look for a Google doc template or carrd template. This is for your rules/about page. Its mobile friendly for suckers like me without laptops. Write basic rules (ie no minors shit of that nature), then write your characters backstory and important information.

Then head over to ur brand new tumblr and click the new post button. Make a pinned post. Put ur little graphic. Put a little poem. Put a link to your carrd/Google doc. Put ur online name pronouns and age range and ur characters name and pronouns. PIN that shit.

Then go and hit the new post button again and put the little graphics you made for your promo. Write a little poem. Tag it "bg3 rp" and "dnd rp" and "oc rp"

Then bobs ur goddamn uncle. You're a roleplayer. You did it!

Start following blogs and let the mutuals come rolling in

Come join us, wyll warrior! We're waiting for u!!!!!

[randomvarious]

Today’s compilation:

Totally Hits 2001 2001 R&B / Hip Hop / Pop / Pop-Rock

Fuuuuuuck, man. Can we please just go back to the year 2001? Y'know, before *the big main event* happened? Top 40 and hip hop/R&B radio were sooo good back then!! 😭

And here's an excellent collection of radio bops to prove it, put out by Totally Hits, the main, always-runner-up to the ever-dominant Now That's What I Call Music! series. I feel like a lot of people aren't aware of this, but, while the US run of the Now series was originally made up of a partnership between Universal and EMI and all their many subsidiaries, Totally Hits was its answer, provided by BMG and Warner Bros. and all of their subsidiaries. (And BMG also includes Sony, mind you.) So, while Now always outsold Totally Hits and released their albums more frequently, and also had a bigger pool of pop songs to pick from, Totally Hits definitely wasn't a slouch either, especially with this 2001 installment; they had plenty of goods to offer that Now couldn't.

But I don't even know where to start with this thing. Like, nearly all of this CD holds a special place in my heart. Those classic strings from Blu Cantrell's "Hit 'Em Up (Oops!)" ignite and my inner child just immediately activates 🥺.

So I guess I'll just pepper this post with some observations and fun facts about a bunch of these songs then...

Diddy and co.'s "Bad Boy for Life" still bangs hard to this very day. Its beat sounds just as nuts now as it did the day when it first came out 21+ years ago. I mean, I’ve still yet to hear anything else quite like it. And it was made by this dude Megahertz, who also produced Nas' "Got Ur Self a Gun" in the same year. And while the song only peaked at #33 on Billboard’s Hot 100, its “there goes the neighborhood”-themed music video was in *super* heavy rotation on MTV and featured an extended cameo from Ben Stiller, along with other cameos from Xzibit, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Shaq, Mike Tyson, Baron Davis, Travis Barker, Dave Navarro, Access Hollywood’s Pat O’Brien, Fonzworth Bentley, fucking Crazy Town, and weirdly enough, the character actor Richard Dunn, who’d wind up playing a bunch of different roles on Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! some years later.

Does anyone else remember that early 2000s rap and R&B fad that was obsessed with making South Asian-sounding beats? Did Timbaland start that whole trend with Missy Elliott's bhangra-infused "Get Ur Freak On"? I could be wrong, but it feels like he did? 🤔

Here's what I think is the most slept-on song out of this entire slate: the remix of Dream's "This Is Me." I actually totally forgot that this song even existed, but this CD helped jog my memory. Do you even remember Dream? No, not The-Dream, but Dream; the ultimately fleeting female R&B and pop quartet that were most famous for that song "He Loves U Not." Anyway, they were on Bad Boy and Mario Winans took the original version of "This Is Me" and remixed it to include a sample of the bells from Bob James' "Take Me to the Mardi Gras," which is one of those samples I go nuts for every time I hear it. I first heard it in Snap!'s "The Power" and I've loved it dearly ever since. It also appears towards the end of Missy Elliott’s “Work It.”

Those who call Eve 6 a one-hit wonder are just flat-out wrong. "Here's to the Night," a soft, Police-inspired follow-up to the catharsis of “Inside Out” (the “heart in a blender” song), only placed two spots below it on the Hot 100.

It’s really funny and interesting how Uncle Kracker (what a stupid name) came out of the Kid Rock milieu as the turntablist in his backing band (lmao), and then, despite being a rapper, rose to immense adult contemporary fame with “Follow Me” and then a cover of Dobie Gray’s “Drift Away” (🎶Give me the beat boys and free my soul🎶). It also seems like Kid Rock kinda followed in his footsteps too, dropping his brash, working class, trailer park asshole gimmick for a quick sec to make “Picture” with Sheryl Crow the following year 🤔.

Remember “I Do!!” by Toya? It was her only hit, but that catchy, midtempo R&B groove was 🔥. Produced by this guy Antoine “Bam” Macon, who then went on to co-produce Nelly and Kelly Rowland’s “Dilemma.” Toya would release one more single after this one, which didn’t fare too well, and then she’d appear on Cam’Ron’s 2002 classic, “Hey Ma,” before falling all the way off.

We gotta talk about Willa Ford too. It shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that the people who produced “I Wanna Be Bad” also produced a bunch of songs for Britney Spears as well. Willa says she wasn’t trying to copy Britney, but damn, does this sound like a Britney song! Also, what on earth is Eminem friend-and-foe-and-friend-again Royce da 5′9″ doing on this?!?!?

           Oh yeah, and we can’t ignore this from Willa either:

That article was then followed up with this:

Which then allows for the perfect use of this meme:

Is there a stronger trio of singles to come from a rap album than the one that came from OutKast’s Stankonia? I mean, how can you beat “B.O.B.,” “Ms. Jackson,” and “So Fresh, So Clean”? I really don’t think you can. The production group of Organized Noize had a large hand in OutKast’s first four albums, and one of their members, Sleepy Brown, also provides the falsetto parts on the chorus for “So Fresh, So Clean.”

Why wasn’t Craig David a bigger thing in the US? He could’ve been our British R&B king, but he only wound up with two successful singles here with “Fill Me In” and “7 Days.” “7 Days” actually performed better on the Hot 100, but I feel like “Fill Me In” is far more remembered in the States. Anyway, despite his brief showing here, he managed to stay relevant all the way into the 2010s back home. Awesome voice and great beats.

Lastly, Dido’s “Thank You.” This song took such a long path to reach #3 on the Hot 100. It actually first came out in 1998, appearing on the soundtrack to an indie flick called Sliding Doors that starred Gwyneth Paltrow. Then, in ‘99, it was included on Dido’s debut album, No Angel. Following that, Eminem released The Marshall Mathers LP in 2000, which included “Stan,” a song that made the chorus from “Thank You” its own. Naturally, that helped to increased the popularity of “Thank You” itself and Dido then released it as a single in September of 2000. Then a couple months later, Eminem released “Stan” as a single too. Finally, in January of 2001, “Thank You” entered the Hot 100 at the #80 spot, and by April it had climbed all the way up to #3. It then stayed on the chart until September and became one of the biggest hits of 2001.

What a fucking nostalgia rush this whole thing was. Radio was at its absolute peak in these days. Just so many good and fun songs. Take me back! 

More of these installments from Totally Hits and Now in the near offing, so if you enjoyed this post, stay tuned!

Highlights:

Blu Cantrell - "Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!)" 112 - "Peaches & Cream" Missy Elliott - "Get Ur Freak On" P. Diddy, Black Rob and Mark Curry - "Bad Boy for Life" Dream feat. Kain - "This Is Me (Remix)" Usher - "U Remind Me" O-Town - "All or Nothing" Eve 6 - "Here's to the Night" Uncle Kracker - "Follow Me" LFO - "Every Other Time" Sugar Ray - "When It's Over" Willa Ford - "I Wanna Be Bad" Toya - "I Do!!" OutKast - "So Fresh, So Clean" Ludacris feat. Shawna - "What's Your Fantasy" Craig David - "Fill Me In" Dido - "Thank You"

P.S.: I wrote a long Twitter thread about almost all of the songs on this album. I only covered a little more than half of them here in this post, so if you want more observations and fun trivia, check it out!

[femmesandhoney]

hi this is devil’s advocate anon— u know what that’s totally fair. i think in my situation what made it awkward was after she confessed she became rly distant & withdrawn and then a few weeks later she started dating a catholic boy and converted to christianity but the odds of that happening with your girl are obviously umm. very small. i’ve had friends confess to me where the outcome was much more normal and it wasn’t weird for either of us in the aftermath. I think my point was that sharing a living space w someone makes it more awkward than if u were just confessing to a friend or a coworker or smth. but if u try flirting and she flirts back then bob’s ur uncle

Bruh that context would have helped so much 😭 wtf was she doing???? no fucking wonder it was so awkward

[theuniverseawakens347]

Hi my name is Taylor cows•hay… it’s pronounced

IM A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND AND PERSON I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING … BUT PRETEND TO BE THE MASTER OF ALL THINGS.

I SELL MY MAN PUSSY CAUSE I HAD A DICK CHOPPED OFF IN HIGH SCHOOL.. TO THE WHITE HOUSE WOMEN THINKING IM SO COOL WOTH DOUGH AND SANDRA BERGERON … THEY HAVE POLITCAL “control” AND MADE ME AN ACCOUNTING IN LAW … SO I THIUGHT I WAS PROTECTED FROM CORINE … AND IMANI … but little jesabell and I fell out with the volleyball girls who wanted to be cashay’s THE REAL ADONDI FRIEND… they’re black isrealites but white and I couldn’t comprehend cause me and shortinnumber two are racist. That’s why I killed cashay to hide Ian’s dead body w Aja I LICKED HER BUTT MILES…

Ew bitch … - cashay

But like me as Taylor I shud have stopped when cashay talked about the moon and her period bc I wondering about my period and then BOOM she hit me.. same w Austin wondering about the moon bc we read her blog and didn’t know if our cycle would match up to mother earths light … and it did so now we think we’re witches

But really just finding it the hard way …

YOURE MY FUCKING DEATH PETS STUPIC ASS MIA TAYLOR POSING AS IMANI INTERESTING TO DO FUCK SHIT IN MY NAME JUN 29 2021 YA TAKE PHONE PHOTO SHOOT LIKE ME THINKING YOU CUTE W BOBS BURGER GENE NOSE HUH WILL SMITH MASH UP..

JULIAN UGLY COUNTER PART…

FUCKTARD AJA .. REALLY DUMBASS AMBER .., “I read ur blog and just lost my shit “ FUCK YOU I WAS ALWAYS NICE UR SISTER IS A PATHALOGICAL PIECE IF SHIT LIAR NEVER SAID I WOULD KILL YOU THATS HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT THE WHOLE FAMILY W JENE INCLIDED YOU DUMBASS - Jeff MY FATHER HUSBAND.

DIS WHAT YOU DUMBASS JEALOU BITCHES WANTED

- BURNBOOK…

JADE FISH LIPS DEATH PET MEGAN DIVINE LIVING ON ME BRAZILIAN CPN CUNT .. THAT FORD EDGE MY ADOPTIVE MOM GOT YOU FOR SELLING YA BROTHERS NUDES N FUCKING HIM .. MY GUIDES UR NASTY ASS MAN ARMS .. UR FUCKING PIECE OF RACIAT SHIT YOU WHITE BITCH,

BLAKR WHITE MAN PEEN CHOP - JORDAN HATES YOU … U FUCKED CAMERON BEFORE HALLOWEEN WHEN I SLEPT OVER AND HE RAPED ME THAT NIGHT … UR NASTY ASS BUNNY I KILT INTERESTING PEANUT BUTTER FEED TO ANIMAL THEN YOU LICK SPOON RIGHT AFTER AIDS SPREADING DIRTY BITCH .. Jordans ur good …

ANYWAYS ALL YOU HOES HAVE NOOOOOOO MALE OR FEMALE PROTECTION YA DONT WVEN TRUST EACH OTHER YOU DUMB FUCKS.

Tf WERE YOU THINKING,..

CLEARLY no.

👊

BOXING RING OR SHOOT OUT - Jeff miles / Harrell tribe into district boys zone - OH GUCCI BITCH ASS UNCLE NIGGA ILL SLAP A PUSSY NIGGA TOO THATS ON MY MAMA NIGGA .. she gotta jump I’ll reach to postal whip ya CUNT.